Balto II: Wolf Quest - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

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  • @scenerdoth5295
    @scenerdoth5295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    Now that you've done Balto 2 you're legally obligated to cover Balto 3. That's right. There's a third one, and its... its something.

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He did mention it in the review

    • @luckytremendous3259
      @luckytremendous3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i kinda think the 3rd movie is the best one, at least it has a great song in it

    • @ssgro
      @ssgro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is a what now?

    • @andreapitre1978
      @andreapitre1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are so right mate... im an American so i felt obligated to say mate like British people.

    • @SandyTheDesertFox
      @SandyTheDesertFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The female goose tho 😳

  • @Offline219
    @Offline219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "She's so cute, even if you said she's a vampire-shark she would get adopted!"
    Are you implying that would _LOWER_ her chances of being adopted? I'd sell my soul for a vampire puppy shark!

    • @TimberNightSong
      @TimberNightSong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Talk to Crowley, he might have a Hellhound like that. You never know.

    • @slapshotjack9806
      @slapshotjack9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The problem is that this movie took place in 1925 and that’s when wolves were considered a huge problem and people started killing them because they were considered savages

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@slapshotjack9806 See that would make since if it wasn't for the fact that these are Balto's puppies. A hero dog beloved by the town and known world wide for his heroism. People would pay literally thousands of dollars to have Aleu.

    • @CynderSpirit
      @CynderSpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RJLiams Not to mention wolf dogs were owned by Mushers due to the fact they were strong enough to survive harsh climate and temperatures in places like Alaska.

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CynderSpirit It would make more sense that Aleu was adopted but turned out to be too much. She'd play too rough, wouldn't listen to orders, and was just destructive. This resulting in her going on a journey to see where she belongs. Would have made more sense.

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    Wolves are actually great fathers, Balto's deadbeat fatherly instincts must be due to his domestic dog half XD

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "No human is going to want to adopt an awesome and adorable part wolf spirit guide pup."
    ~ Movie.

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same old theme in crappy movies about animals; humans are dicks

    • @atticusvan5874
      @atticusvan5874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only downside is she's an idiot

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 But they're not wrong.

  • @redhood3308
    @redhood3308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He take nap

    • @DrEtzor
      @DrEtzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And she has a dicc- wait that's the other one.

    • @redhood3308
      @redhood3308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @DrEtzor
      @DrEtzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Danilo Veljkovic Yeah, damned Astolfo being too sexy woman for the guys and too hot guy for the gals.
      At least it's a funny meme instead of cringe.

    • @lethargictroll6788
      @lethargictroll6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Splendid

  • @MechanicWolf85
    @MechanicWolf85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    "She looks more wolf then dog, no human is gonna want her"
    Sorry what?! Don't underestimate what humans want

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      fuck you balto you judgemental piece of shit!

    • @joshyoder871
      @joshyoder871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thinking the same thing. This must have been made before Facebook...wait...

    • @losinglemo2454
      @losinglemo2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A face even the Stark family would snub.

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Also Huskies are specifically the breeds that look like wolves and are extremely popular

    • @thehowlinggamer5784
      @thehowlinggamer5784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@SerenityM16 and malamutes

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "She's so cute, even if you said she's a vampire-shark she would get adopted !"
    My exact friggin' thoughts ! What's wrong with the humans in the Balto universe ?!

    • @MattStMarie-bm5sq
      @MattStMarie-bm5sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It looks like the father so it must have the Wolf's traits whereas if it looks like the mother then it has the mothers traits. This was also done in Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure. Though in that case all the puppies that were female looked like the mother. Not one poor puppy to get confused for a female by look like it's mother.

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@MattStMarie-bm5sq Even if it looked like a wolf pup, I can garantee they look adorable. A whole street full of kids pass on a free pup, I call bullshit X)

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd adopt a vampire shark

    • @demontorch
      @demontorch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walker Rollins same here pal

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demontorch Lol, perfect.

  • @loganweaver8251
    @loganweaver8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “I’ve never seen a dog put himself down before” I couldn’t help but chuckle at that

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Nobody talks about how well delivered the sponsor ads are

  • @noahpeiffer768
    @noahpeiffer768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The title of this sequel should have been "Balto II: Balto-more"

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair, Balto 2 ain't a road trip to Maryland.

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *balto-snore

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baltwo

    • @brandonw6139
      @brandonw6139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two Balt two o

    • @garaj1
      @garaj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Balt Harder

  • @waddupjd
    @waddupjd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    So he'll review Balto 2 but not American Tail 3?!?
    Ok I see how it is...

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      There's a third!?

    • @jayarby8494
      @jayarby8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Feral Changeling There’s also a fourth.
      Not to mention Balto III: The One with the Planes

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jayarby8494 oh dear.😐

    • @supermariof0521
      @supermariof0521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be fair, "An American Tail 3" had the spirit of the 1986 original, "Balto 2" has NOTHING to do with the first film.

    • @BirdofKino
      @BirdofKino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't think even Doug hates himself that much

  • @Goremaid
    @Goremaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I'm surprised that you managed 15 minutes without making a Lion King joke

  • @StefWriter
    @StefWriter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    This movie kinda reminds me of The Lion King II...only Simba and Balto are way opposite father figures. LOL

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And it's about felines in the wild instead of canines from a town in Alaska.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And Lion King 2 is actually a decent follow-up, not a weird-ass mental trip lol

    • @megspitzer9406
      @megspitzer9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DarthRushy We know that Balto 2 and The Lion King 2 have similar concepts. Both Aleu and Kiara are headstrong, defiant daughters of the main protagonist (Balto and Simba respectively).

    • @kristinahuchison2511
      @kristinahuchison2511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IKR? As someone who watched Simba’s Pride a lot as a kid, I always thought Wolf Quest was very similar and was pretty sad when Alu went with the wolves instead. Yeah the story is a jumbled mess and is so poorly written in so many areas, but I always wished we got to learn more about Balto’s wolf heritage or why Alu was accepted as a leader of a random pack of wolves

  • @Yukinoomoni
    @Yukinoomoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "You drink too much coffee and are on social media too much."
    I feel attacked!

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tara Blackmore EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS FORFIT!

    • @Yukinoomoni
      @Yukinoomoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RogueT-Rex8468 *ugly sobbing*

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT ปีที่แล้ว

      That hits hard xD

  • @Aslimb6gd
    @Aslimb6gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    13:11
    NC: "How much of that five leaf garden did you eat?"
    Aleu: "All of it!"
    14:48
    NC: "Think he nibbled the same five leaf garden as you Aleu."
    Aleu: "I hear smells!"

  • @mehwhyausername1
    @mehwhyausername1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "I'm afraid for my daughter,
    and I have to find her, so get out of my way!" is the longest safeword (safe... sentence) I've ever heard

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      On the plus side, there's virtually no chance you could say it by accident and ruin the mood.

    • @TarossBlackburn
      @TarossBlackburn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, it's even longer than FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I'm surprised more people don't comment on how the big, inaudible polar bear shrank to pretty much half his size in between movies.
    Seriously, was that just his winter coat or something?

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marvel Disneyfan who knows

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “But who cares? MONEY!” Hollywood in one sentence.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We've got to have money!

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Humanity in one sentence.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🎶It's all about the money...🎶

    • @viscera_atrocity
      @viscera_atrocity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But that's two sentences.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheNerdyBirdyShow but without money you can’t buy food where you leave

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The only thing I remember about this movie is Muru's song when Alu walks into the cave. It's hauntingly beautiful.

  • @marisafaith9975
    @marisafaith9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Bruh, if I'm being honest, people would love to adopt a dog that looks like a wolf at the drop of a hat

    • @alexslife4652
      @alexslife4652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Especially if it came from a wolf-dog that saves a whole bunch of people

    • @MisterXenomorph
      @MisterXenomorph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There litterally an entire industry revolved wolf dog breeding.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love how no one wants a pupper that looks exactly like her hero dad 👍👀

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IDK, they’re a lot of hard work. The channel “Bob & the Wolf Dogs” is a good example.

  • @billtenth5805
    @billtenth5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    PHONE: "Wonderful. Do you think we should end on a joke?"
    DOUG: "No. ..."
    ME: "Lolololololololololololol!"

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was expecting him to flash a picture of his dick. Fight Club style

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Well gotta give Balto this , he wasn't reduced to being constantly milked for sequels like the land before time and Alpha and Omega .

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is Land Before Time still going? I thought 13 and a two season show was the end.

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There originally was to be a movie for each of his pups, kinda glad they gave up at two.

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Those Alpha and Omega sequels seriously make Balto 2 look like a Studio Ghibli movie by comparison.

    • @hidden_animator522
      @hidden_animator522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOLY HELL I FORGOT A AND O WAS A THING
      3D CGI movies will be the death of me

    • @stevenmilsteen
      @stevenmilsteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Spyrika yea but they would have had there own individual storylines not the way alpha and omega did it I wanted a balto 4

  • @dragonheart2272
    @dragonheart2272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Thank you, Doug for mentioning Mary Kay Bergman at 7:39. She's one of my favorite voice actors and her story just breaks my heart.

    • @alecfoisy58
      @alecfoisy58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She died years before this film was released, showing it was in production for a while.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not only that, but because of her death, she couldn’t sing Blame Canada at the Oscars. Who did they get? Robin Williams, who died the same way she did.
      If there’s someone who needs help, please help them as much as you can.

  • @seirramoon388
    @seirramoon388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Least its not as bad as hunchback of notre dame 2.

    • @KoshVader
      @KoshVader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He should totally review that!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or Mulan 2.

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dnmstarsi hey mulan 2 was an alright straight to DVD/TV film
      The 3 soldiers got girlfriends, and Mushu becomes an antagonist

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AbdefFable1 No, it really wasn't. Especially to Doug if you watched his Disneycember review. If you and others like it, good but the rest of us don't.

    • @eugeneketaminekrebs3403
      @eugeneketaminekrebs3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not saying much.

  • @Whoisthis911
    @Whoisthis911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "adoption BULLET" made me laugh out loud, thank you :)

  • @IvanTheGhostboy
    @IvanTheGhostboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “Tell me more like this is an ad!”
    - Doug Walker

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    18:36 WHOA, Holdup... Just what exactly is the bad guy doing to Balto's daughter?

    • @InactiveAcc208
      @InactiveAcc208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      exactly I'm surprised there was no comment

    • @thedarkwolfzearoth
      @thedarkwolfzearoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      They are wolves so probably exactly what it looks like. Mounting isn't just for sex, but also to show dominance which Neju was definitely trying to do there.

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Like you haven't been to DeviantArt. You know what he's doing!

    • @matthewbibby8921
      @matthewbibby8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thedarkwolfzearoth... Yes... I know... But thats a bit less funny than the other implication lol

    • @NateElias9328
      @NateElias9328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wonder how much Fan Art this actually i don't . . .

  • @ventusxzephyr13
    @ventusxzephyr13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I did not expect to see a Wolf's rain reference in 2019 but here we are

    • @lupinsredjacket3191
      @lupinsredjacket3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wolf's Rain is freaking awesome!

    • @XxAmayaKurosuxX
      @XxAmayaKurosuxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fan girled so hard!

    • @LoreCubed
      @LoreCubed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right? What a throwback

    • @levesteM
      @levesteM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In his Top 20 favourite TV shows, it was tied with Cowboy Bebop for 5th place. Granted, his list might've changed a bit since then.
      th-cam.com/video/AjtR5PFWkOg/w-d-xo.html

  • @chuckbatman5
    @chuckbatman5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Balto sounds just enough like Solid Snake in this movie that I kept wanting to hear Balto ask questions about everything like "White Wolf?" "She ran away?" or "No naps?!"
    Also can we address how rapey the shot at 18:35 is?

  • @DezzriktheDM
    @DezzriktheDM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Aleu: "Uncle Boris, since I'm not a baby anymore, I don't NEED a babysitter, and you can tell that to my father!"
    Me: "Shut up, Meg!"

    • @vivimariefedorov7374
      @vivimariefedorov7374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate Alue's whiney Eliza voice! She has NO excuse for making teenage Alue sound like a little girl!!!

    • @theodorecarter6601
      @theodorecarter6601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vivi Marie Fedorov wait? Lacey Chabert is Eliza Thornberry!?

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Griffin I haaate yoooo

    • @FullMetalNate
      @FullMetalNate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She sounds like she's 5.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The wolf is unworthy of a stay at Great Wolf Lodge

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Hello wolf versions of the hyenas and Scar from the Lion King.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the same thing, but, different.

    • @jsb8261
      @jsb8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diggerfan9319 True now that I think about it.

  • @dragontamerproductions72
    @dragontamerproductions72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This film wanted to be Lion King 2 so bad...

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought I was the only one who noticed!! Holy crap. XD

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No wonder I LOVE Balto 2 so much for The Lion King 2 is also one of my all time favorite movies! XD

    • @doubleflores8350
      @doubleflores8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dragon Tamer Productions except that Lion King 2 wasn’t even good. It’s a crap movie that wanted to be another crap movie. Go figure.

    • @seanmartin355
      @seanmartin355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@doubleflores8350 nah lion king 2 is decent it's better than most Disney sequels

    • @Freyanistic
      @Freyanistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lion king 2 was good, Balto 2 was...eeeeeh

  • @leow193
    @leow193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    18:35 Without context, it's kinda disturbing....
    Oh wait, even with that it is still pretty disturbing

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why did so many people see your comment? mine had a spiderman 3 rickroll.

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah it looked exactly like he was going to do that. Kind of like a "you took my pack so now I'm taking something from you" kind of thing.

    • @rilluma
      @rilluma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      forced Sexual things.

    • @jaykilkenny4409
      @jaykilkenny4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly I think people like this

    • @Funnyanimalperson
      @Funnyanimalperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you stack the fur coats, but you forgot to actually kill the wolves

  • @ajshiro3957
    @ajshiro3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Um... that fox's voice sounds too seductive. Family film

    • @jaykilkenny4409
      @jaykilkenny4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah me too oh god jo no I don't mean that I mean...

    • @loremipsum980
      @loremipsum980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of all the animals, why do people always choose to sexualize female foxes? lol

    • @SandyTheDesertFox
      @SandyTheDesertFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait till you see the girl goose from Balto 3

    • @misszeno4458
      @misszeno4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I swear, that fox is Furry Bait

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad how Mary Kay Bergman is no longer with us :(
      This was apparently her last role as well.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Balto 2: the sequel no one ever expected

    • @jessicaberton4520
      @jessicaberton4520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      nor wanted

    • @ironkevman1513
      @ironkevman1513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nathaniel Foga you know the saying “We’ve got to have money”

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ironkevman1513 probably the best line from the Tom and Jerry movie

    • @droddfellow3926
      @droddfellow3926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Balto II Electric Ru Roo Roooooooooo

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "the sequel no one ever expected, and somehow even less people were asking for"

  • @culturedswine8880
    @culturedswine8880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    1:32
    Ba-B-B-B-B-B-Balto Ki-K-K-K-Killed Himself.............Well it was either him or nature

  • @jenaepeterson
    @jenaepeterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    This whole movie plays like an ultra cringey fanfic

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It tries to be a spirit trip but feels more like a drug trip

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Even back as a kid I could tell this movie was weird. The animation was way worse than in the prequel and it was just really hard trying to make sense of anything that was happening.
      Still watched it though since anything animation managed to entertain my child's mind!

    • @MazeDaGr8
      @MazeDaGr8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well at least it's less obvious than Alpha & Omega

    • @lorddrago2162
      @lorddrago2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know I think fanfiction are better

    • @leonardsalinas2002
      @leonardsalinas2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MissNewVegas 2 I liked it as a kid I still do I still my VHS copy

  • @Starpentine
    @Starpentine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Your voice impression of Aleu is really spot on it’s scary and amazing xD

  • @thatblindgamer726
    @thatblindgamer726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    You guys where 3 hours late! Its okay though because this is why i love Wednesday's.

    • @Yippiia
      @Yippiia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Must be nice to get a love

    • @estelaangeles2346
      @estelaangeles2346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Yippiia review hedghogs it's from China

    • @RyanBurgerplays
      @RyanBurgerplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Must be nice to say “must be nice to get a love”

    • @Lokiiotta
      @Lokiiotta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NATE TUB *BOOM* You got love!

    • @Lokiiotta
      @Lokiiotta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Burgerplays The hug you needed is here. *HUGS*!!

  • @yazminruiz2610
    @yazminruiz2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Balto sleeps through most of the movie something I also did

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At this point, we all want to be Balto.

    • @stevenmilsteen
      @stevenmilsteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't that bad

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But opens his eyes to the dream world seconds later.

    • @YuniorGamboa
      @YuniorGamboa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salvage

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Hacking into someones life and identity just to mail everyone they knew, a picture of a foot.
    Oh right, there's this film about a wolf... And dog... And wolf-dog...
    STAMPS.

  • @connorcaldwell588
    @connorcaldwell588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Mark Hamill should've laughed more in his script.

  • @ShePudding
    @ShePudding 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Man, I loved this movie when I was younger... loved Alu. A female lead who was so strong people feared her. Allowed to make mistakes and get even stronger, mystical-spirit-journey style...
    * inhale * * exhale *
    Rip ‘em a new one, Nostalgia Critic!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice to find another fan of this movie, I really liked this film felt like a great sequel, loved the mysticism, the music and just the adventure

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeeeeaaahhhhh... 🤦‍♂️😁😁😁

    • @MattStMarie-bm5sq
      @MattStMarie-bm5sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      his review is biased because he doesn't seem to take in native American beliefs such as the spirit animals including those stories of the trickster in this case represented by the fox though that depiction might be a bit of fan service drawing the fox the way they did. He also misses the point of the whole mouse scene.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MattStMarie-bm5sq Well that is all fine and dandy, don't get me wrong. 😊
      It definitely isn't the American Indian stuff I'm mocking at least a teensy bit, however. But, speaking of this subject, I tend to get a lot more out of (regarding American Indian lore and cultures, etc.) certain movies like "Against a Crooked Sky", "Dances With Wolves", "Thunderheart", etc.
      What I'm mocking, is the feminism... (Not in the movie, but from...) But my laughter only goes so far in this regard, to be perfectly honest.
      Regarding Doug Walker, I'm betting he feels somewhat like I do, regarding the sorts of movies that reflect American Indian cultures a bit more realistically, strongly, etc. Animated movies like this are, well, all fine and good, but...

    • @roberthosford1658
      @roberthosford1658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah to bad she STINKS!!!!

  • @peppermink2200
    @peppermink2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Please review Spy Kids! I know you've already done Spy Kids 3D but the first one NEEDS a review

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second that!

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I third this, it's 1000% nostalgia

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spy Kids is amazing.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every Mexican kid needs this acknowledgment

    • @sarahpalintellsajoke
      @sarahpalintellsajoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fourth one has more to mock. Plus, I grew up with the first three and wouldn't mind a rundown of the fourth one's plot without having to watch it.

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    *Doug reviews the sequel to Balto*
    "It's been 84 years.."

  • @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk
    @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No joke, i REALLY do love this movie

  • @thyironfist
    @thyironfist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You’re all a foot!
    I remember being obsessed as a kid with the first Balto. And then watching the second one feeling it was a lesser film.
    But dang that Mark Hammil voice work is awesome!

  • @7zaxo
    @7zaxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I apprecieate how you make your advertisements much more original and tollerable than other people on this site.

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Zaxo
      Thanks! We always try to have fun with it

    • @7zaxo
      @7zaxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ChannelAwesome I think that really shows.

    • @sarahpalintellsajoke
      @sarahpalintellsajoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChannelAwesome Also cool how you're responding to some comments. You don't see that a lot among popular TH-camrs.

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "It makes me....YOU confused!"
    Ha! Jokes on you, Critic. I'm already AWARE that I'm a furry!

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But she's not even anthropomorphic.

    • @daisytapia7038
      @daisytapia7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bored_person A talking cartoon animal doesn't have to be anthropomorphic to make you become a furry

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daisytapia7038 Yes it does.
      Wikipedia:
      "The furry fandom is a subculture interested in *anthropomorphic* animal characters"
      Google dictionary:
      "an enthusiast for animal characters with *human characteristics*"

    • @daisytapia7038
      @daisytapia7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bored_person Alright. So I guess when a cartoon animal is speaking like a HUMAN, it doesn't count as a HUMAN CHARACTERISTIC

    • @blindey
      @blindey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bored_person Humans are weird. In this case something that X led them to Y. It doesn't have to be Y to have someone like it. OP wasn't saying the fox *was anthro* just that it led to their anthro interest.

  • @samuraifighterchick1456
    @samuraifighterchick1456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Wow I can’t believe Balto snapped Thanos in half in Endgame, sorry to spoil for you all.

  • @Mister-Thirteen
    @Mister-Thirteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:30 I think that was a poor attempt at throat singing.
    There is a weird amount of pseudo-first Nation Inuit concepts jammed into all three films for some reason.

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause wolves 😏

  • @JosetteFret93
    @JosetteFret93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "How much of that five leaf garden did you eat?" "All of it!" "I can hear smells!" XD

  • @PhoenixHealing
    @PhoenixHealing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    ...it's Lion King 2 with wolves...but it has Mark Hamill and Phil Lamarche...so forgiven

    • @megspitzer9406
      @megspitzer9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean Maurice Lamarche? He's the same actor as Brain from Pinky & the Brain and Sleet from Sonic Underground.

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your Tiger avatar

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As well as the late Mary Kay Bergman and David Carradine. RIP

  • @micdrop344
    @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The first vacation I've had in 7 years literally just started and the moment that did, this uploaded. Thank you so much, Doug. What a great start!
    Edit: 18:30, that was my wife growling, sorry.

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Mic Drop Have a great vacation!

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ChannelAwesome, I certainly will!

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@micdrop344 what type of job you had this is your firs vacation?

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ianr.navahuber2195, warehouse supervisor. I technically had my honeymoon, but considering my wife's entire family decided to join us (no, I'm not joking) and it's been catering to them, I don't count it.

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChannelAwesome that fox is hot

  • @acemstudio
    @acemstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    *Balto:* gets lots of pets from humans after saving the day
    *Ghost:* not a single fcking pet.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I still don’t know how the creators couldn’t give ghost the respect he deserves

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndreNitroX Game of Thrones reference?

    • @daliborjovanovic510
      @daliborjovanovic510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But someone wishing to adopt him? Nah, let town's greatest hero still sleep on the streets.

    • @acemstudio
      @acemstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daliborjovanovic510 .... humans suck lol

    • @cpcoultertweedles7216
      @cpcoultertweedles7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@brendanforester4601 Yup. The animators thought putting Jon Snow and Ghost on screen at the same time was too expensive, so instead of giving Ghost hugs and attention before being separated forever, Jon nods and then walks off, leaving his direwolf pet looking dejected and alone.

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Grandma: and so it turns out balto was a demigod the whole time
    Little girl: can we go home now
    Grandma: I haven’t told you about the airplane race yet.

  • @yosoyringodesanantonio8405
    @yosoyringodesanantonio8405 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:57 don’t worry! You’ll get there when you review Balto 3 where things got even sexier, furrier, spicier, juicier, and fiery. Where you meet Stella the sexy goose!

  • @nightlyoko626
    @nightlyoko626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Balto 2 actually made me so angry when I was little I threw my action figure at the tv and grandma got mad at me LOL

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whoa

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did it make you so angry?

    • @sbells272
      @sbells272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats some deep shit there

    • @strawberryfields9762
      @strawberryfields9762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just rewatched this on Netflix, I used to LOVE it when I was little, (I had a huge thing for wolves when I was little) and when I rewatched it, it’s not that good as I dare remember, not at all😂😂😂

    • @doubleflores8350
      @doubleflores8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lauren F. That’s a little extreme.

  • @InvaderZim07
    @InvaderZim07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I get the sneaking suspicion Doug is starting to have more fun doing the commercials than the actual episodes these days.

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't he always do that though?@@Dinossword

    • @jonasfletcher9926
      @jonasfletcher9926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well considering that those commerials actually pay him, I say he really does.

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Bower Nostalgia Critic is very popular and the channel has to follow the brand even if it was hard for others to do so. Also, what do you mean by he’s more sour towards movies nowadays?

  • @NoOne-gg5mc
    @NoOne-gg5mc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:15 Wow, I did not expect a Wolf's Rain reference. You're surprisingly well-versed in obscure anime.

    • @bolbyballinger
      @bolbyballinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He talked about it before in his saddest moments rankings so I kind of figured it would pop up eventually.

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I... didn't know Wolf's Rain is considered obscure.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bolbyballinger He also considers that and Cowboy Bebop to be one of his favorite shows of all time.

    • @mistermoo7602
      @mistermoo7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jmalmsten It was a hype train back when it came out but it just absolutely vanished from much of the public consciousness over time.

  • @PunkExMachina
    @PunkExMachina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This could’ve been a decent movie if it wasn’t forcefully attached to ‘Balto’ u can tell someone wanted to tell an actual story in it. I loved this movie as a kid. This review had me dying laughing.

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, my standards are relatively low but I feel they've judged it a bit to harshly. It's a good story on it's own, although it can't compare to Balto.
      This is exactly like the Avatar: The Last Airbender vs Legend of Korra situation. The spinoff would've been a great show on it's own, if it hadn't been chained to it's incomparable predecessor.

  • @arumikahaven
    @arumikahaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm legit curious to see Critic's thoughts on Balto 3. Personally, I think the third film is actually better than the second.

  • @siphonicexorcist5419
    @siphonicexorcist5419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    can we just have doug just do 50% of the youtube ads ?
    id honestly never skip again I always look forward to his sponsor segments now

    • @kotawota8755
      @kotawota8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like all the rees coming from him lately

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:11 I can answer that question: much like the late 90s, the early 2000s had a lot of moments where fisheye lenses seemed to rule the world, and I guess the animators couldn't think of a reason why they shouldn't be included in one of their products.

  • @The-Majin-Glaceon
    @The-Majin-Glaceon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Ever think of doing a review on All Dogs goes to Heaven 2? Just curious

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes! I’ve been waiting for him to notice that one or the American tail sequels

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should review the Mighty Ducks movies

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AndreNitroX He actually did Fievel Goes West last year.

    • @doubleflores8350
      @doubleflores8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CrowTR0bot yeah... in the middle of the not so awesome controversy. I can never finish any reviews around that time. I don’t know why.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CrowTR0botthat's nice and all but I preferred the ones with the cat monster mystery and the indian girl.

  • @heristhename
    @heristhename 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Just because he mentioned Wolf's Rain and said it was an interesting anime, is why this video gets a like

  • @Ronno2003
    @Ronno2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm one of the few people who likes this sequel.
    Balto 3 wasn't that bad either.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never seen number 3, is it good?

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Twinklethefox9022 It's not too bad, in fact as the title suggests, it deals with change, and being replaced by machines.
      Very timely for today as well.

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Yes, reviewing Balto II, hope you review some of the Land Before Time sequels.

    • @Markimark151
      @Markimark151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It doesn’t matter, Critic has reviewed movies that other reviewers have done. It’s all about if he make the review fun and get jokes out of it.

    • @Rodan16
      @Rodan16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That'd be awesome

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes atleast the earlier ones were good ones

    • @mrchuckmorris
      @mrchuckmorris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AndreNitroX I actually grew up with #3 on VHS alongside all the Disney classics and such... I watched it all the time til I turned maybe 8 or 9 and realized it wasn't the first movie in a series. Then I watched the first one, expecting something just as... happy... :'-(

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably won't touch them. More so because they are beloved movies and that he probably can't get much jokes/content from them

  • @herbarium3573
    @herbarium3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is my favorite childhood movie, and Alu was my first crush. I was really so much into "find yoursslf" and "you're more wolf than a dog". I still think the movie is so much deeper than just "adventure road for kids".

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always loved Aleu too, I found her relatable in certain ways.
      Also loved how her voice actor was the same one who voiced Eliza Thornberry (Lacey Chabert)

    • @VZelLeafeon
      @VZelLeafeon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      help

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    2:17 well now you got me thinking this is an Americanized version of Wolf's Rain.
    Which actually sounds better.

    • @TheKabuto90
      @TheKabuto90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven't even seen Wolf's Rain and only having a vague idea of what it's about it still sounds better.

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wolf's Rain is also my favorite Zelda game

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bizzarely this actually predates Wolf's Rain yet uses a similar font. Also Okami used a similar font for it's English release.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ron M you need to see Wolf’s Rain!

    • @nenshoufox
      @nenshoufox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ron M Wolf’s Rain is a classic anime! But the dub and sub are superb!

  • @grandtorino7709
    @grandtorino7709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Express VPN” is a weird way of pronouncing “Stamps.com”

  • @kut9589
    @kut9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh my god that commercial was one of the funniest ones I've ever seen! I died laughing when he jumped into the ceiling and made that sound lol. Doug's acting was hilarious!

  • @ggfornstrom4939
    @ggfornstrom4939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "As true as the true story of Bohemian RhapsodPSSSH!-"
    Queen fans: 😐

    • @deacon6453
      @deacon6453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Some of us Queen fans didn't like BoRhap, It's an inaccurate, poorly directed mess only kind of saved by the acting

    • @Chalky.
      @Chalky. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It was the remaining members of the band that ruined it by insisting it's more family friendly and have nothing controversial that might affect their legacy.

    • @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245
      @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean-

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was probably the most by the numbers biopic I've ever seen. It was almost a parody.

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I liked it, it was fun

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:50 I guess Ariel's deal backfired and now, she turned into a wolf.

  • @mr.sisterfister3161
    @mr.sisterfister3161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Jesus, Doug. You killed it in this review. Even your ad was hilarious.

  • @zackrules4797
    @zackrules4797 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun Fact: Jodi Benson and Mark Hamill were also together in another direct-to-video movie two years before, were Jodi voiced Asenath and Mark voiced Judah, the eldest brother in DreamWorks's Joseph: King of Dreams.

  • @tremorsfan
    @tremorsfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You do such a good Lacey Chabert impersonation I actually thought that was her in the bear scene

  • @AndreNitroX
    @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I loved this movie as much as the first one! The mysticism always lured me in, also Lacey chabert is an amazing voice actress. Really like Mark hamill in this too

  • @grimr.599
    @grimr.599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That "Secret of Nimh" joke had me rolling lol.

  • @sarahsteen1785
    @sarahsteen1785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Damn!!! Did you just reference Wolf’s Rain!! I’m so happy! I never took you as that kind of watcher.

    • @lpk675
      @lpk675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I believe he mentioned in his top 20 favorite TV Shows that it ties with Cowboy Bebop for his favorite anime of all time.

    • @platypusbunneh
      @platypusbunneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did- and does!

    • @travis_redfern6771
      @travis_redfern6771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      “That kind” 😅. He loves anime. He even reviewed every Ghibli movie (well the Disney dubbed ones at least). Unless that’s not what your referring to.

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@travis_redfern6771 No he doesn't! Sure he has some anime he likes but he isn't a fan of it in general.

    • @chokingslowpoke8945
      @chokingslowpoke8945 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He saw all of Avatar, which everyone knows is the gateway to anime next to Toonami

  • @briannenoel3892
    @briannenoel3892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh man this movie was literally 90 percent of my childhood and I somehow totally forgot the nostalgia is EXPLOSIVE

  • @Kahuna404
    @Kahuna404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:34 I can’t believe critic didn’t make a joke with this

  • @audreym3908
    @audreym3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Well since you mentioned the 3rd movie (never knew they even made it, barely remembered them making the 2nd) you are now FORCED to make a review of "Balto 3: Wings of Change" -Everybody

  • @andyholloway5062
    @andyholloway5062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Wow, I thought i was the only one who remembers Wolf's Rain!

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope I remember Wolf's Rain..

    • @DodgeThisBam
      @DodgeThisBam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      STRAY! STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

  • @abrahemsamander3967
    @abrahemsamander3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The creepy aflack duck voice was hilarious. Imagine if someone read that without watching the video, they’d be like “my god edibles are strong!”

  • @PinkJuice.
    @PinkJuice. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *WARNING*
    ALL PEOPLE NEED TO LOCK THEIR DOORS BECAUSE OF A NEW ATTACK CALLED
    "THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2"

  • @rinnabinna
    @rinnabinna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alou: my dad was asleep for the first 18 years of my life

  • @junco88
    @junco88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I loved Balto!!
    ...
    And legitimately liked the sequel? Strangely?
    THE THIRD ONE, HOWEVER

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christ, I don't even remember what the 3rd one is about...

    • @junco88
      @junco88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian Humerez it's about the freakin goose

    • @moondoria8401
      @moondoria8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Endlessocean8 The Third One, However, was even better than the original.
      JK.

    • @junco88
      @junco88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moondoria oy vey...

  • @DJC-System
    @DJC-System 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:50 Can we just stop and admire the best voice acting ever recorded!

  • @celestialstar5563
    @celestialstar5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Whenever creature is born a spirit stands beside them why because everyone deserves a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference

    • @thesuntitan
      @thesuntitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Balto's Stand, 「STEPPENWOLF」is unstoppable!

    • @giorgioguolo7196
      @giorgioguolo7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyper Star i want see Doug reacting to Jojo

    • @AguionStryke
      @AguionStryke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thesuntitan is it bad that I want a fanfiction of that?

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What happened to my part in this movie?
    What happened to MY part in this movie?
    Lmao

  • @joshjohnson6163
    @joshjohnson6163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's scaring me most is how spot on your impression of Aleu is!

  • @darthnemesis8298
    @darthnemesis8298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    14:21 I feel a disturbance in the force, as if millions of Star Wars fans cried out in anger, and continued to do so for another 5 years.

    • @sammywhite5127
      @sammywhite5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Here is a radical idea maybe if the movie didn't fucking suck people wouldn't be complaining about it

    • @jaspermorrisey630
      @jaspermorrisey630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sammy White mAyBe iF tHe mOvIe DiDnT fUcKiNg SuCk

    • @cursedfate838
      @cursedfate838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaspermorrisey630 The movie was bad, but tbf not everyone is complaing about it now because it's old news. Those still are, are those that do what sjws do and try to find every little thing to hate about it. Kinda hypiocrictal but if that's what they wanna do let them.

    • @creativeplanetentertainmen7868
      @creativeplanetentertainmen7868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think even the ocean is as salty as they are.

    • @cursedfate838
      @cursedfate838 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@creativeplanetentertainmen7868 Tbey had reason to complain, but now it's getting over done xD

  • @boio_thedudeman1925
    @boio_thedudeman1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Litteraly no person ever:
    Universal: BALTO 2 WOLF QUEST

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, I wanted it, but not like this. Some movies improve with sequels, like Madagascar, but this? Yeah no one asked for this.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the quest doesn't even end. It's just, "OK bye bye. Me and my friends are gonna ride this sheet of ice and maybe find the caribou I magically envisioned!"

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Unlike the existence of this sequel, Doug launching himself through the ceiling was something we never asked for but never knew we really needed in our lives.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not sure David Carradine knew he was voicing an animated wolf.
    He was just recorded speaking while sitting in his living room.

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:15 - 4:20 Balto: "Oh sure, honey, but uh, did you forget how I saved *your* girl, and several other children from diphtheria? Do you know the kind of PTSD that an avalance does to a dog?! I think I've earned 40 winks!"

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I know Doug's not much of an anime guy, but major kudos for the Wolf's Rain shout out.