Mary Poppins Returns - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

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    • @takeshitatnall5496
      @takeshitatnall5496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Detective Pikachu

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Please review The 2012 Three Stooge Movie please.

    • @davhend
      @davhend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey guys! Big fan. You have to check out 1991's Hudson Hawk starring Bruce Willis. He co-wrote it, so it's one of those perfect "Leave the story to the storytellers" movies like After Earth.

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Please review Barnyard (2006) please.

    • @matthewmendolia8060
      @matthewmendolia8060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would love to see chicken run or the santa claus brothers.
      Love your videos, keep up the great work

  • @Pigeonomoutr
    @Pigeonomoutr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4412

    "You don't know what kids want!"
    "We are Disney, we TELL them what they want!"
    yep. that one is totally true xD

    • @kaysimmons3788
      @kaysimmons3788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Pigeonomoutr that got dark for a second

    • @mobbcentral4675
      @mobbcentral4675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Eh sadly true 🥺

    • @camillebox8416
      @camillebox8416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Them and nintendo

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Is no one gonna say it ok i'm gonna say i like the original i even show my sisters kids the original 3 years ago when this came out they were so hype for this movie being a good uncle i bought them tickets to watch the movie but when some random guy watched the movie that day and said kids don't bother spending mony on wast of time i told him hey back off dude their just kids don't going crushing childrens dream to watch what they love and guy who was in his 30s try to push me i told push him harder and called the cops on him the moral story on that day is don't be those people becouse you don't want to be charged for harasment on children 😐

    • @lamontyaboy718
      @lamontyaboy718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@shadowkingdarksin3980 so... you guys got into a literal fight over a movie?

  • @SuperSwordman1
    @SuperSwordman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    Oh my god, you talked about the difference between a villain and antagonist! Thank you God! More people need to talk about this!

    • @skyjack1
      @skyjack1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      The BIG BAD VILLAIN is neither an antagonist nor a villain. He’s an excuse.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@skyjack1 Huh?

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@SuperSwordman1 I think he means that the monolithic evil, bathed in cliche is neither a villain or antagonist but an empty shell standing in place. If he does, he's not wrong.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@angrytheclown801 Ah. Yeah if he means that totally nailed it.

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      well...not all heroes are the protag...a protag can be surrounded by heroes, a villain can be a hero against an evil protag, the MC can be a bad person fighting against 'heroes' of another nation..but that's too complex =p

  • @TheDeathmail
    @TheDeathmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    "Powerful enough to steal from Star Wars?"
    "We own Star Wars."
    "Oh, very impressive."

    • @rav-7072
      @rav-7072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That got dark hella quick
      Disney has become powerful

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@rav-7072 They even changed the power of the snap... that special snap is owned by Disney now..

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Ryan Fanstone ??? Actually, Disney did an amazing Job with Marvel... because they actually could make their own thing.
      As a film series, the MCU is original, so they can start fresh.
      Their other stuff is stuff they did before or someone else did before that they want to either remake or make sequels for, even though they should be complete...

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Luke Sampayo They owned Avengers before they owned Star Wars.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And now they own Fox. Pretty soon they're gonna own Universal

  • @commenturthegreat2915
    @commenturthegreat2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    The villain part annoyed me the most about the new film. I remember that when I watched it, I just felt this gnawing sensation that something was off, and that it wasn't truly Marry Poppins. I only understood why in animated section with the wolf. I just suddenly thought to myself, "Wait! This is an evil guy! There's a villain! Marry Poppins doesn't have villains! The whole point was about issues caused by good intentions but closed-mindedness, not about dealing with bad guys!" Really ruined the film for me.

    • @grantslater861
      @grantslater861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marrow1243 or they/them

    • @marrow1243
      @marrow1243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grantslater861 ...no. shut up.

    • @daddydwaved
      @daddydwaved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who cares just grow up man

    • @commenturthegreat2915
      @commenturthegreat2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@daddydwaved That is what George Banks would have said if it wasn't for the lessons he learned in the original Marry Poppins.

    • @titaniumwolf8756
      @titaniumwolf8756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it isn’t mary poppins…..it boring poppins

  • @enderlovesbagels101
    @enderlovesbagels101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    “Well now in Disney snapping your fingers means something very different...”
    My new favorite quote

    • @james13sylar
      @james13sylar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was expecting her to say "I AM INEVITABLE" and snap her fingers, but nothing happens, but then the original appears and says "And I am Mary Poppins, ya'll"

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Endersgaming345
      I’m having flashbacks

    • @blazedultimate
      @blazedultimate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That quote alone seems like something Thanos himself would say

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Let me just say that Tamara plays a practically perfect Mary Poppins...and Aiyanna plays a practically perfect villain!

    • @victoriamartines5030
      @victoriamartines5030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or Mary Pop-ups if you will.

    • @JakNekon
      @JakNekon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@victoriamartines5030 Yes, yes I think I will...

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts

    • @Blitzo8390
      @Blitzo8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Morgan Gobin Aiyanna kind of reminds me of Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter

  • @gregoryefs9898
    @gregoryefs9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    "Now in Disney, something DIFFERENT happens when one snaps their fingers"
    OH GOD, THAT WAS BADASS!!!

    • @gavinsfriend3901
      @gavinsfriend3901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gregory Efs now Ton of people cry

    • @johnfelicia734
      @johnfelicia734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      she doesnt have the infinity gauntlet

    • @pastelhotmess9299
      @pastelhotmess9299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its clever!

    • @hanshirt2953
      @hanshirt2953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nostalgia Wars

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnfelicia734 And she apparently can kill at will by snapping her fingers, which could only be done once with the infinity gauntlet.(from what I remember at least)

  • @sparco956
    @sparco956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Dick Van Dyke is some kind of alien being able to be 96 but still regularly dance, act, and go to the gym

    • @otterwithadarkside4422
      @otterwithadarkside4422 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is legendary

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Angela Lansbury died in 2022, she was in Bedknobs and Broomsticks 1971 movie and special guest in 2018 Mary Poppins movie, rest in peace. Love that 1971 movie

    • @leolordful
      @leolordful 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And even compete on the masked singer

    • @tahjkuemmerle
      @tahjkuemmerle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@leolordful
      He WHAT?!

    • @leolordful
      @leolordful 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tahjkuemmerle you heard me

  • @madmaster0015
    @madmaster0015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Child: "I want to feed the birds, father."
    Translation: "I want to redistribute the wealth, father."

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Google Translate or is that just a regular joke?

    • @c.d.dailey8013
      @c.d.dailey8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 Lindsay Ellis had this in one of her videos, maybe the one about Saving Mr. Banks.

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Birds - Am i a joke to you?

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In fairness, those two coins weren’t going to amount to much.

    • @squidrex6264
      @squidrex6264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mas8705📽🤔

  • @90sgrungechick5
    @90sgrungechick5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Tamara as Mary Poppins is my new favorite thing.

    • @angrypredator2704
      @angrypredator2704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BOOBS 😛

    • @ThaloniusPFunk
      @ThaloniusPFunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angrypredator2704 you spug pidelwap

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's practically perfect in every way!

    • @selah199
      @selah199 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah she is a spectacular actress.. they all are good at acting honestly. Would love to see them take on an actual movie.

    • @nintendoswitch2927
      @nintendoswitch2927 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She performed really well, in my opinion even better then the Mary Poppins in returns.

  • @TonberryShuffle
    @TonberryShuffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    "We're Disney. We TELL them what they want"
    No truer words.

  • @o0Scarrow0o
    @o0Scarrow0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Wanna know something that makes the original film even better?
    They wanted to put little surprises for the actors of Jane and Michael in the movie so there reactions in some scenes like the one with mary pulling furniture out of her bag are genuine

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *their

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gregorymirabella1423 For the general public:
      there = The place I'm pointing to that's not where I am.
      their = Belonging to them.
      they're = They are.

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    The Adult Banks Children: "That magic we experienced as kids didn't actually happen."
    *Mary Poppins comes down having not aged a day*
    The Adult Banks Children: "..."

  • @mariaer9692
    @mariaer9692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I'm actually pretty impressed with your Mary Poppins impersonations!

    • @fartymctits5701
      @fartymctits5701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's his lack of testosterone and self respect.

    • @KristinaXenophobia
      @KristinaXenophobia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Amazing right? Tamara is literally becoming a show stopper in every new episode. Tamara for a role in a blockbuster!!!

    • @gooeymon8146
      @gooeymon8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dead Pool How is she annoying?

    • @gianrecana9858
      @gianrecana9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I Love Halloween i have to agree with @Guisadotron with this. what makes her annoying?

  • @CabinetofThorns
    @CabinetofThorns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    To quote another good “version” of Mary Poppins (aka Nanny McPhee): When you need me, but do not want me, I must stay. When you want me, but do not need me, I must go.
    Interestingly enough, supposedly Nanny McPhee was closer to what the author had originally envisioned Mary Poppins to be like...

    • @zachmanf.7479
      @zachmanf.7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers Nanny McPhee. I hope the critic does a review of it at some point.

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, those old as I am (59 as of next month!) will recall "Nanny and the Professor" Released/Produced by 20th CENTURY FOX(Owned by Disney! Well, NOW it is) starring Disney icon Hayley Mills's older sis, Juliet (who appeared in Disney's OWN THE OTHER SISTER>>)

  • @reythejediladyviajakku6078
    @reythejediladyviajakku6078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    “I don’t hate new things, I hate LAZY things!”

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I personally HATE *Mystery Box* style of storytelling.

    • @dicksimmons3147
      @dicksimmons3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Like the Star Wars sequels

    • @actionmovieheroworm
      @actionmovieheroworm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BLU Scout Nnnnice

    • @MiniSoot
      @MiniSoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      k

    • @joycongod4831
      @joycongod4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yet rey is your profiled picture🤣🤣🤣

  • @DesdemonaRose
    @DesdemonaRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I did not know I needed Nostalgia Critic fangirling over Mary Poppins until now

    • @Steventhe2nd
      @Steventhe2nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah, doug loved Mary Poppins, and i loved the movie too, it's a timeless classic

    • @Sugaprincess2500
      @Sugaprincess2500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes2 allponies it’s actually adorable tbh

    • @theashennathancroft7271
      @theashennathancroft7271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he fangirled over it in Disneycember for 10 minutes

    • @Steventhe2nd
      @Steventhe2nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theashennathancroft7271 cause it's like i said, he loved that movie, it was one of his favorite disney movie period

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Poppins being his first crush doesn't help it either

  • @AlexiSonic
    @AlexiSonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    Tamara makes such a great Mary Poppins I was genuinely sad that she was Thanos snapped in the beginning.
    Like, seriously you made me care for a parody of a character taken out of context of its original universe for the entertainement value of an analysis video. I'm blown away by that feat.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AlexiSonic LOL 😂

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Kinda reminds me of South Park's portrayal of Winnie the Pooh in Banned In China. A perfectly in character portrayal of a timeless Disney character that it's genuinely heartbreaking when they get killed as a metaphor for Disney's mistakes.

    • @clancydowrca
      @clancydowrca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The ending is good though!

    • @danielshimoda9246
      @danielshimoda9246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shes not going to fuck you bro.

    • @goldenbone8288
      @goldenbone8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@danielshimoda9246 lol what? Where did that come from

  • @joelyap2538
    @joelyap2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Wait, three kids and with a set up for a deceased mother, they could have explored so many different things with just the children's personalities alone. Like the oldest could be the only one that is most affected by the mother, making them go through their role as the oldest child who needs to take an initiative. The middle child could have a relationship problem with the father and is socially awkward, and finally the youngest could be overly dependant on the father.
    Done. Three simple distinct personalities that could tie into how the story can progress.

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Was that...creativity? What a rare sight these days.

    • @joelyap2538
      @joelyap2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@voidjockey82 What's creativity? Can I eat it? XD

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That would require thought and creativity. That is not allowed here

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joel Yap YOU BELONG TO DISNEY NOW!

    • @alex_geronimo
      @alex_geronimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Что говоришь?)

  • @Swan5656
    @Swan5656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    We aren't going to mention the fact that Georgie's hat had his name on it? Even the costume department knew no one watching would know who he was.

    • @coolbro8102
      @coolbro8102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First reply

    • @charlottelouise1409
      @charlottelouise1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't even remember the name of Bert's son.

    • @S8EdgyVA
      @S8EdgyVA ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe they read the script

  • @lynfabros
    @lynfabros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Psychiatrist: Don't worry Mary Poppins isn't real she can't hurt you
    Mary poppins: (sticks her hand in the room) *S N A P P Y S N A P*

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Mary: "Oh, how is dear old Bert?"
    Jack: "Travellin' the world, he is, off to parts unknown."
    Critic #1: "He's high, isn't he?"
    Critic #2: "As a kite."
    He could've easily made that joke.

    • @biomassregional6vlogstv
      @biomassregional6vlogstv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really wish he did

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not gonna as I was reading this comment my brain had to do a mental backspace because I thought I somehow missed this joke
      Thank you for clarifying I'm not -as- insane.

  • @Angie-ji7be
    @Angie-ji7be 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I'm living for every single Endgame and Pennywise reference in this review

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Original Disney movies Dissemble

    • @renbehesi9162
      @renbehesi9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AndreNitroX thank u for that lol

    • @chiefrief2940
      @chiefrief2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NC said it himself: topical.

    • @sandraskender1388
      @sandraskender1388 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And home alone 2 refrence

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angie
      Hmmm, that is Brittans

  • @kitkat2702
    @kitkat2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Money means nothing without caring."
    I love how Mr. Banks and his co-workers learn that in the original Mary Poppins but not Disney itself...

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Tamara is literally more accurate looking and sounding. What the hell.

    • @thescratchyscratch7848
      @thescratchyscratch7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the-twisted-samurai I think it’s the cheeks.

    • @alyssam8977
      @alyssam8977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly!!! Disney should have hired her instead!

    • @zanabelle6569
      @zanabelle6569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boo hoo

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zanabelle6569 I'm not sad about it. It's just kinda interesting tbh.

    • @pannacottafugo1875
      @pannacottafugo1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Nicholle Dougherty. I don't know why you think he's sad about it, nothing they said indicated they're upset about it, to be honest you seem rather insecure since you go around 'negative (or people not blindly praising the movie...) either insulting people or saying you like the movie when no one's even really insulting you for liking it, it's just that some don't like the movie and have to right to express themselves.

  • @daytonapeanut
    @daytonapeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Is anyone else going to mention just how amazing Tamara looks in her Mary Poppins outfit?

    • @SnifyWisper
      @SnifyWisper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Normally I don't give a shit about makeup but even I feel they went above and beyond for the Mary Poppins outfit. The makeup department was on point for this review.

    • @Celicagame13
      @Celicagame13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leonida Tuck Aiyanna looks way better

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And with that, a new fetish was born.

    • @Zulfburht
      @Zulfburht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean her busy, or makeup?

    • @emptypocket1905
      @emptypocket1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bust* your welcome

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    "I'm Mary Poppins Y'all"
    -Yondu

  • @LJSohma
    @LJSohma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Nostaligia Critic repeating "Magic Umbrella" with increasing irritation and confusion is the same mood of me watching Tangled The Series and going "Magic Hair" as Rapunzel's hair is completely ignored as a possible plot solution.

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "She was from the 60s. Children have no interest in seeing anything from an age with no cell phones."
    Me: Hold my age appropriate beverage
    Edit: Replies are extremely toxic, view at your own risk

    • @silverpslm
      @silverpslm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How many modern day pop songs use segments of popular 60s and earlier songs or memorable quotes?

    • @3N3MYKN1GHT
      @3N3MYKN1GHT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@silverpslm How many popular 60's things borrow from the 20's-30's or earlier, about the same.

    • @onisfury8264
      @onisfury8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Children nowadays have no interest in seeing or listening to anything from the 20s 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s early 2000s.

    • @quarreneverett4767
      @quarreneverett4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onisfury8264 we are living in the early 2000s

    • @onisfury8264
      @onisfury8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quarreneverett4767 I'm talking about the stuff from like 2003 and 5

  • @kattyallialchemy5025
    @kattyallialchemy5025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I just love how is Critic fangirling when Tamara Poppins appeared XD

    • @viansalozano328
      @viansalozano328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The most wholesome thing you'll see all day!!

    • @camerontofu5798
      @camerontofu5798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "SHE SAID SPIT SPOT!!!"

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@viansalozano328 In the Disneycember of Mary Poppins, Doug said this Is his favorite Disney Live Action and that Poppins was his first crush.
      So it's obvious that NC would fanboy all over her.

    • @TMP2064
      @TMP2064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Tamara's Poppins voice!

    • @StefWriter
      @StefWriter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! lol

  • @GirlofCulture
    @GirlofCulture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Tamara is a lovely Mary Poppins ❤️
    "Money means nothing without caring" Great line Doug 👏🏻

    • @Celicagame13
      @Celicagame13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And “caring”

    • @AgentVamp
      @AgentVamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      caring*

    • @AgentVamp
      @AgentVamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tamara

    • @_ChiaroScuro_
      @_ChiaroScuro_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah She Is lovely

    • @stephenknizek2651
      @stephenknizek2651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hoping Nostalgia Chick would come back for a cameo. Oh well.

  • @adamgrunther1367
    @adamgrunther1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Simba bursts in.
    NC: Lion King!
    Simba: You don’t even know my name, do you?

    • @mallorywingate103
      @mallorywingate103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that line from the office? Robert California's line?

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Next he'll be calling Basil just "Great Mouse Detective", or Merida "Brave".
      If he did it for name recognition, he obviously doesn't trust his audience enough and had to spell it out, as if Lion King was some obscure movie and people with minimal knowledge wouldn't know its main character was named Simba.

    • @henryg4377
      @henryg4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't call Genie "Aladdin"

    • @ShinGhidorah17
      @ShinGhidorah17 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was pretty dumb of him.

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Alejandroigarabide I think the specific idea, although poorly executed, is the entirety of Lion King and Dumbo were butchered, as opposed to a chunk of elements in Aladdin, Genie of course having been butchered since the original direct-to-dvd sequels.

  • @CardboardBoxGod
    @CardboardBoxGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “HEYA GEORGIE!”
    That Pennywise joke was too good lol
    11:10 for replay value xD

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pennywise vs Mary Poppins, I'm so down for that...

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FearlessAstridHofferson yep, so Autumn court fae vs Spring court. Both are terrifying inhuman monsters that feed off humanity, you just might survive one of them. XD

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FearlessAstridHofferson indeed.

    • @jamesgriffin7962
      @jamesgriffin7962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t wait for IT Chapter 3 vs Mary Poppins

  • @tackey8632
    @tackey8632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "You have no idea what kids want!
    "We're Disney. We *tell* them what they want."
    ...Wow.
    Just..j-just....I...[incoherent stammering]
    ...That. Was awesome.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Doug is twisting that Knife Deep.................. Disney won't feel it..... but we see how deep it's going and frankly it's terrifying and awesome...

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anthony Castello Productions
      If they do make a second one
      I want something similar to the original idea of nick making a big amusement park for predators and ditching the collars that have to wear.
      Like a underground spot for predators and nick has to hide it from judy
      That's just about it, if it's just some sorry ass shit I'll riot

    • @tomascaldon1332
      @tomascaldon1332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kanati1133 I just think that Disney should finally make something original again. Y'now, not a remake, not a sequel, an original idea. I live in hope.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomascaldon1332 Disney is kinda what happened to Pixar (plus Google, but that is something different). Some of the creators still try to be creative but they get silenced because that's not what the big crowd wants/not as easy to do as the formula, and why should they care? They got the brand recognition already. They at most care if it is something new to show how great it is to start a franchise/Disney+ (High School Musical: The Musical: The Series). I'm not saying that the franchises/Disney+ will suck after they tried establishing they won't, but I am also not saying Disney cares enough. As for Pixar, they are still trying original stuff, some being good and some absolute garbage like A Good Dinosaur, and alot of sequels, some being okay and (Atleast for me, many think the following movie is good) some absolute garbage like Toy Story 4.
      TL;DR Disney gone corporate.

    • @channelswolfbrigade
      @channelswolfbrigade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No!!! It was evil!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!

  • @pokeguyzilla5597
    @pokeguyzilla5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Sees Mary Poppins fly in.
    Me: She's Mary Poppins, y'all!

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish yondu was the star of this movie

    • @pokeguyzilla5597
      @pokeguyzilla5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@firenze6424 We ALL wish Yondu was the star of this movie. It's just human nature.

  • @jamesmoyner7499
    @jamesmoyner7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    38:08 Doug you love the original Mary Poppins so why didn’t you realize that by Michael giving his tuppence to his father he gave his love to him who then passed it on to Mr. Dawes Sr. who truly was in need of it. As being a cold heartless banker as Bert described earlier with the line “They make cages in all sizes; bank sizes some of them.”

  • @cassidydoodles6072
    @cassidydoodles6072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I don’t feel so good, Mr. Critic

    • @ninja1man4u
      @ninja1man4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Clever girl...

  • @Goremaid
    @Goremaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Critic squeeing over Tamara-Mary Poppins is the most wholesome thing

    • @MrDalek2150
      @MrDalek2150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tamary Poppins.

    • @pandoravex4791
      @pandoravex4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I giggled the whole time.

    • @h193013
      @h193013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goremaid It’s like watching a little kid at Disney

  • @AlexGarcia-tk9tv
    @AlexGarcia-tk9tv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "We're Disney, we tell them what they want!" 🤣🤣🤣 BRILLIANT!!!!!

    • @AlexGarcia-tk9tv
      @AlexGarcia-tk9tv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ekstij Amezie 😂😂😂

    • @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst
      @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex Garcia
      To be fair the original Mary Poppins is kind of a guilty pleasure in my option. I just cannot get those damn songs out of my head like if I start mentioning one of the songs names it gets stuck in my brain like forever. Julie Andrews I have no problem with she's one of those actresses that get me frustrated in my speech wherever I love her work or hat..uh what was I talking about? Dick Van Dyke on the other hand is a awesome amazing actor for a guy whom can tap dance on a desk at the age of 93 like that I just really wish he was in more Disney live action reboots hell he could be Disney's cash cow cameo like the late Stan *the Man* Lee. But to be fair I don't really hate Mary Poppins or it's reboot sequel Mary Poppins Returns starring Emily Blunt I just find the songs downright pleasant and jolly just like Ms Poppins but maybe a bit too jolly I don't know I just cannot seem to get the song 🎵Spoonful of Sugar makes the medicine go down 🎵 *CRAP BLAST DASH IT ALL I DID IT AGAIN!!!!*

    • @AlexGarcia-tk9tv
      @AlexGarcia-tk9tv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amelia Beckley Glad to here that you enjoyed the movie, I'll admit the film itself is not as phenomenal as people make it out to be, but I was mostly just talking about how Disney is just controlling the media these days
      I mean don't get me wrong I love Disney but it's becoming more and more obvious that they're making movies just to push their political agendas and are especially using them to influence the younger viewers and I'm not saying it's wrong to teach children that times and ideas are changing but when it gets in the way of the movies overall story, it's only going to result an just a plain movie that parents will mostly use to distract there kids instead of it being a movie where kids will actually be invested in

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...Sometimes, I'm glad that studios like Laika and TRIGGER exist.

  • @victoriaware664
    @victoriaware664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    “Disney: We used to be good at this.”
    So accurate😂

    • @kirinbobarcana
      @kirinbobarcana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hi, Disney? I know you'll never read this, but there are hundreds of fairy tales that haven't been adapted yet. Can you make movies about those? I like your movies about fairy tales. They're nice and pretty and they make me feel good and most of the better movies you've made recently have been about fairy tales. Like Frozen! Frozen was okay, I guess. But there are hundreds more fairy tales you could adapt into stories, so you would literally never run out. Please. I don't think you're as good at this as you think you are.

    • @H.E.M.95
      @H.E.M.95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mad Mar yes, that’s what I was thinking. There are enough 1001 night stories, the brothers grimm, ... . Come on disney.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are still good at this! They're just making films that aren't. I can name just as many amazing films, attractions and tv shows that are just as good if not better than they're ogs! I'm sorry, I'm just sick of modern coal overshadowing modern gems.

    • @victoriaware664
      @victoriaware664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle Morello I totally respect your opinion, I just consider myself an old soul and kind of a purist when it comes to films haha! Some remakes might be good, or continuations like the movie Christopher Robin, but I think if the original was received well in its time or perfect the way it was, it doesn’t need a remake(and Disney is definitely not the only franchise doing this). I had a long conversation with my friend about this and we agreed that there are some Disney remakes or continuations that are worth doing, such as two of my favorites The Hunchback of Notre Dame and the Great Mouse Detective. Some of their new movies have been good like Moana, but quite recently I just don’t think they hold a candle to the originals.

  • @nightmareeclipse8383
    @nightmareeclipse8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Poppins 2.0: the power of my snappy fingers
    Original Mary poppins: on your left

  • @nataliehuang1420
    @nataliehuang1420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    *"I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!"*
    - The real Mary Poppins

    • @overlord19980608
      @overlord19980608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Adams never forget the daddy 😭

    • @nugget3687
      @nugget3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From a movie that actually made me cry

  • @SkyHighGuys
    @SkyHighGuys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Not gonna lie it was kinda cute his nervous excitement with Marry Poppins 😂

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    WE OWN STAR WARS! Actually felt pretty sinister.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That was the point..

    • @LakeInTheDarkProductions
      @LakeInTheDarkProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha!

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      spot on 4:29 is really everything wrong with Disney now a days

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Star Wars has been raped and destroyed by Dicksney. George Lucas kept it going for 40 years. Dicksney killed it in 4 but they're still parading its corpse around to squeeze every last cent out of gullible morons.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomnorton4277 jar jar Binks and Jake lloyd was from Lucas..... Never forget this

  • @notentirelyanon6902
    @notentirelyanon6902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Damn. I was more emotionally invested in the first 6 minutes of this than I was in the entirety of Mary Poppins Returns.

    • @andylagger551
      @andylagger551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rob & Maria DeHoff Yep...a dude talking to a camera is more of an entertainment than a Disney movie, you know they messed up

    • @Goremaid
      @Goremaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seriously! Tamara's awesome and tough but in a comforting way, Aiyanna was scary and Critic needs a hug

    • @andylagger551
      @andylagger551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goremaid True, I like the role she’s playing, not quite Marry Poppins, but more like her own character. A sassy 60’s woman who always know better than you, she’s also charmingly chubby.

    • @kirakiryu1020
      @kirakiryu1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rob & Maria DeHoff MPR was, indeed . . .
      “Stupidcrapafuckarifficexpiabullshit.”
      Nostalgia Critic, Batman & Robin review.

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kirakiryu1020 He used that same line on his Facebook page!

  • @catherinecifer664
    @catherinecifer664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "We're Disney, WE tell children what they want" THIS IS GOLD! XD

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Emily Blunt knew she could never live up to Julie Andrews' Mary, so rather than try to emulate that Mary, *she based her interpretation of Mary off Rosalind Russell's sharp-witted journalist character from His Girl Friday and the more stern and vain nanny found in P.L. Travers' original book.*

    • @acjnse8258
      @acjnse8258 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cool

  • @PointySword
    @PointySword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I’m surprised you didn’t mention how standardly grey it looks. Saturation level to the minimum, while obviously recorded colourfully

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Julio Toboso García, That's such a great description of what many recent movies look like.
      The staff obviously put a lot of effort into making the costumes and sets look vibrant and colorful, but then when it comes to the editing room they end up draining much of the life and color from the movie.
      Have you seen the video essay "Why do Marvel's Movies Look Kind of Ugly" by Patrick Willems? He talks about how following the switch from film cameras to digital cameras, a lot of movies have become pretty dull to look at.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's just so clashing with the complexity of the environment and special effects. They managed to make CGI, something usually used to make grand and imaginative things, feel bland and tasteless

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They think it will give them a professional look when all it does is mute everything, I am far more likely to sleep through one of these movies and it usually indicates that there is no grabbing storyline

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is great Britain

  • @aitipsea3909
    @aitipsea3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "Hmm, that is Britain's ass"
    Nice reference

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To what

    • @aitipsea3909
      @aitipsea3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@alexjewett7455 Avengers End game
      "That is America's ass"

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I understood that reference.

    • @incanticle699
      @incanticle699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aitipsea3909 they didn't call it *END* game for nothing. ;)

    • @dementedcreations8971
      @dementedcreations8971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually fell on the floor

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Wow, Tamara's really good at playing Mary Poppins.
    Also, I love the bit where she first appears.
    Good job on another great review, guys!

    • @patrickmcguire7896
      @patrickmcguire7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed
      I LOVED all of the Endgame references
      (the only good thing Disney has put out in awhile)

    • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
      @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      patrick mcguire yeah, the Endgame references where awesome!

    • @anthonyalfaro9420
      @anthonyalfaro9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is Mary Poppins

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Her British accent is pretty good but Mary Poppins 2.0 actress has a fantastic one

    • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
      @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead Pool why?

  • @noahhecker6672
    @noahhecker6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The great thing about the original bank scene is that as a kid, Michael’s point of view makes more sense, but as you grow up, you begin to see George’s point of view more. In the new one there is none of that.

    • @masonwheeler6536
      @masonwheeler6536 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, watching it again today, that line about "feed the birds and what do you get? Fat birds!" is a little bit cringe. Feed the birds and you get _dependent_ birds, who keep coming back and begging people for food because they don't know any way to feed themselves. And if you feed them enough, they breed and you get more and more dependent birds and they become a nuisance, because they get in the way and poop everywhere. As a general rule, anywhere in a city where there's any serious number of pigeons tends to be a pretty bad place to hang around.
      It would be nice if the writers had come up with an alternative activity to spend the tuppence on that actually did some good.

    • @tetrofita1787
      @tetrofita1787 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@masonwheeler6536*ORNITHOPHOBE ALERT*
      🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

  • @matthewscorner2990
    @matthewscorner2990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I friggin love that first scene with the Poppins' meeting each other. Poppins 2.0 is so fittingly menacing.

  • @ghostling170
    @ghostling170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    when you see lin manuel in anything other than hamilton
    “I know him.”

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A Mage of Void who is also a hufflepuff That’s that...little guy who spoke to me.

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SessVlogs All those years ago, what was it? '85? That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive!

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @GirlGeek next to Washington, they all look small

    • @tomsparrow1823
      @tomsparrow1823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All alone, across the sea, when your people say they hate you! Don't come crawling back to me

    • @blackandbluemadness7965
      @blackandbluemadness7965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dadadayada dadadadadayada dadadadadadada

  • @ahmede.
    @ahmede. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Who knew Mary Poppins 2.0 was an undercover thanos?

    • @kikioliveer
      @kikioliveer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, and she can make the gauntlet invisible 😂

    • @ForkJuuga
      @ForkJuuga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reality can be whatever I want it to be.

    • @iceymacchiato6360
      @iceymacchiato6360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spoilers!! Gotta look out for the next marvel × disney movie if it ever comes to life

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Yondu was meant to be the original Mary Poppins.

    • @aurahoneydew9607
      @aurahoneydew9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like into the spiderverse anyone can be a Thanos. With Infinity Gauntlet level powers anything is possible.

  • @BJAlexThe4th
    @BJAlexThe4th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    11:28 "He's high isn't he?" "Everyday"
    I take it "as a kite" was too obvious a pun for this point in the movie?

  • @PikaLink91
    @PikaLink91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Critic: You have no idea what children want!
    Mary 2.0: We are Disney, we TELL them what they want.
    OMG that hit hard!! ...because it's true

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not in my home, will that be the case.
      Hungarian Folk Tales, classic Disney, and 90s PBS tapes! Who needs anything more?

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HolyKhaaaaan Who don't have those tapes? You hipsters are aware that many young people see old movies, only because they see remake in cinema first? It isn't a theory, it is a fact.

  • @whyiamafs
    @whyiamafs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Yondu: "I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!"
    Mary Poppins 2.0: I'm Thanos, y'all...

    • @alyssabaney9921
      @alyssabaney9921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Qu33nof0z your comment deserves more likes.

    • @GhazMazMSM
      @GhazMazMSM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mary poppins 2.0: I’m yondu, Y,ALL.

    • @whyiamafs
      @whyiamafs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alyssabaney9921 Thank you :)

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit, you're right.

    • @NotAHandle22
      @NotAHandle22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2017-2018, when Yondu was a better Mary Poppins than Mary Poppins

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Congrats on the accurate representation of Disney today, Doug.

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dan Eyal It was very poignant.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We own Star Wars and with a snap of the finger we make people disappear. Remember everything that is bad that happens to you is the result of bad people we must resist them.
      Yup, modern Disney.

  • @bobbysyblik68
    @bobbysyblik68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    11:20
    I could've sworn she asked about Burr
    "Last I remember he shot me".
    "Oh dear."

  • @barrythechopper
    @barrythechopper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    When the original Mary Poppins looks in the mirror and her reflection speaks its fun and whimsical. When the reboot one does it, it's creepy and off-putting...that's some Oculus shit going on.

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, somone has to be given a spoonful of sugar...

    • @Ibhenriksen
      @Ibhenriksen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In reality, both movie were oculus. Still the first one holds up better for me.

    • @AJ-cq5pw
      @AJ-cq5pw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, if we’re gonna get technical the actual Mary Poppins from the books was never fun or whimsical.

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s s very obvious sequel

  • @ocbday
    @ocbday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Honey badger dont give a shit"
    Caught me off guard, now ive got tears in my eyes 😂

  • @shadowthesavagehedgehog2005
    @shadowthesavagehedgehog2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Mary Poppins 2.0: I am inevitable.
    Nostalgia Critic: And I....Am....Nostalgia Critic. *Snaps*

    • @jasongill7590
      @jasongill7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Is no one else feeling a bit weird that Critic spoiled the ending of Avengers: Endgame.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are we forgetting Michael Rooker 🤨

    • @isaacandluxo5463
      @isaacandluxo5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He remembers it and she won’t forget it

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shadow_the savage boss I’d love to see Nostalgia Critic in the mcu😂😂😂

    • @Loopyboy447
      @Loopyboy447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And I.....remember it....so you don’t have to.....

  • @croweman6515
    @croweman6515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If what I've heard about Walt Disney himself is true, I really think he'd be so disappointed in what his corporation has become, and that his name is associated with it.
    And I DAMN sure know Pamela Travers is rolling in her grave at what her life's work has become with modern Disney.
    R.I.P. original ideas and actual talent...

    • @dylansharp8471
      @dylansharp8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "R.I.P. original ideas and actual talent..."
      No actually. Those are still around.

    • @RemoGuppy
      @RemoGuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be fair, Pamela Travers hated the first movie too, lolz

    • @malikpierre-louis3343
      @malikpierre-louis3343 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@dylansharp8471Not anymore in 2024.

  • @AforAwesome3604
    @AforAwesome3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As a Hamilton fan, I found it hilarious when he said “the Lin Manuel Miranda Song” and preceded to sing “Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton”😂😂😂

    • @evilted
      @evilted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheKoolStarIsWeird yeeeesss

  • @huntonpeck
    @huntonpeck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Tamara as Mary Poppins was super...
    califragilisticexpialidocious!

    • @billyrobinson6815
      @billyrobinson6815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well when you said it all together it did sound quite atrocious

    • @pauljones3490
      @pauljones3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@billyrobinson6815 He should have said it loud enough so he could always sound precocious.

    • @justsomefacts2118
      @justsomefacts2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Insert long atleast 10+ letter word*

  • @MM-xn6tn
    @MM-xn6tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    The scene in Guardians 2 of Yondu saying, "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!" was more faithful to the original than this high budget horseshit.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      M M you got that right.

    • @thebossrayden
      @thebossrayden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wasn't but ok.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would have bought Yondu as Mary Poppins... XD

  • @dannys8014
    @dannys8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    LIN: "And the queen of the nation made a royal proclamation"
    CAST: "He's just Non-Stop!"

  • @yakunohayashi9653
    @yakunohayashi9653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Disney reboots:We are inevitable
    Disbey classics: And we...are....Legacy(snap!)

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All remakes are inevitable

    • @yakunohayashi9653
      @yakunohayashi9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tristan Hartup but the originals are legacy

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yakunohayashi9653 I know, I'm saying nothing's gonna stop them, so might as well accept it. We'd be less surprised and less disappointed that way.

  • @Vivigreeny25
    @Vivigreeny25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Tamara was freaking amazing as Mary Poppins!
    You captured her perfectly!

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Practically perfect in every way!

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The movie doesn’t even need to be as complex as the original, it just has to be more so than “big bad bank guy wants to steal house” just like you said.
    Also *holy shit Mary poppins is god teir, she doesn’t even need the infinity gauntlet.*

  • @wrybreadspread
    @wrybreadspread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    13:25
    "Recycled plot points...unimaginative story...rushed script"
    ...sounds like Rise Of Skywalker

    • @heehee2007
      @heehee2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or as I call it Episode IX: Disney’s Burning Applebee’s Dumpster

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally

    • @FritzFoxPirate
      @FritzFoxPirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like all of disney today.
      They are running out of ideas or don't know how to tell them properly.
      They purposely pissed George Lucas off I think 🤔 🤔 🤔

    • @wrybreadspread
      @wrybreadspread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tristanhartup4936
      Both my parents grew up in the Great Depression. Poverty and unemployment like we can't imagine. They were married for 70 years. Dad passed away just a few years ago, Mom on New Year's Day of this year. Their lives are worthier than your comment.
      But it's the darndest thing about Christmas...I want to treat everyone like Ebenezer Scrooge does after he stops being an SOB.
      I believe in the Pyramid Of Argument...that means to treat people rationally and not behave like a prick.
      So...if you're up for it, let's talk...discuss. Did you like the flick? What was good about it?

    • @dylansharp8471
      @dylansharp8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FritzFoxPirate
      Not true.

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Honestly I prefer the "Yondu" version of Marry Poppins y'all

    • @milkcatdog394
      @milkcatdog394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would love to see Yondu in a Mary Poppins situation.

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me,too. (From "Guardians of the Galaxy 2", 2017---SAME year as GEORGIE and IT!)

  • @dirtydiamondmovies
    @dirtydiamondmovies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Oh my goodness I love Tamara as Poppins!

    • @vinnycamarata4907
      @vinnycamarata4907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey can you do the audio of flight of fear

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's a different actress, though, isn't it?

  • @skellzzed8255
    @skellzzed8255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The first six minutes were the best I've seen from Nostalgia Critic. Non-stop gold fest.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first time I've laughed aloud during a review. Normally you get a chuckle here or there but that intro bit had me rolling dude.

  • @beatthegreat7020
    @beatthegreat7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Mary Poppins would be terrifying if she was evil.
    The nanny who killed Gaunter O'dimm and Nyrolethotep.

  • @gavensedgwick6516
    @gavensedgwick6516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Tamara lookin like a legendary skin in this video

    • @jameskuukkeli
      @jameskuukkeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tamara made Mary too sexy, now my penis is confused

    • @ATLKing404
      @ATLKing404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jameskuukkeli wasn't it already confused

  • @masontrimby8613
    @masontrimby8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    In the first movie, I felt sad when poppins left. In the sequel, I could care less that she left.

    • @missmangas7298
      @missmangas7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same! In fact, i was HAPPY she left! When she talked, she was boring and her smiles are creepy geez O-O We aren't supposed to be affraid of Marry Poppins, we should like her and want to be her friend. The remake completely ruined this amazing and charming character, turned her into a psycopath and a lazy women. Seriously, she didn't care the the kids were lost in the animated world, she didn't help them when they were attacked by the Wolf or didn't looked for them. I find it really irresponsible and cruel! In the original, Marry was always with the kids; teaching them stuff and playing with them; SHE CARE FOR THEM! The new one is scary or lazy, i hate her!

    • @RynDummer
      @RynDummer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Miss Mangas Emily blunt took the Mary Poppins character from the books. I decided to read the books to see, and the character was closer to Emily’s portrayal and not Julie’s.
      All that saying l do love both portrayals

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Miss Mangas Girl, you need to chill. You’re one of the few people who didn’t like her character and for good reason. Plus, you didn’t even give any good reasons why she’s bad. It’s ok to be biased, just don’t be whiny about it 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @missmangas7298
      @missmangas7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snackeater4990 Your right, i forgot to wrote them in my comment.
      Let me tell you why i think she's bad; In the vase, she didn't took care of the kids. Yes at first she watches them but during the show, Mary left them then they got capture by the Fox and were ALMOST KILLED because of her! The original Mary Poppins would never be that imprudent and cruel!
      Mary will bring the kids to a magical place and helped them to learn important stuff... like how much their father cares about them (Before they go at the Bank with him.) It's ok to have fun but sometimes you got to stop (The Step in Time scene. ) It's alright to laugh but there's things in life who can be sad (When they drank tea near the ceiling. ) What the new teaches them? Things can be differents, that's it! That's not a very good moral if you asked me!

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Miss Mangas Those reasons are definitely nitpicks. They didn’t die, Mary is the one that woke them up, they weren’t in any real danger. If Mary didn’t care about them, then why did she help them get their house back? For fun? Then again, she was a little bit of narcissist in both movies. Also, in the original she says, “And what would happen to me, may I ask, if I loved all the children I said goodbye to?” Also there’s this, “She doesn't care what happens to us. She only promised to stay until the wind changes. Isn't that right Mary Poppins?” But her actions say otherwise, since she helps them. She has the same personality in both movies, I know cause I watched them back to back. She’s stern, not malicious

  • @mikigirl18
    @mikigirl18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Tamara looks gorgeous as Mary Poppins.

    • @GilCAnjos
      @GilCAnjos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tamara is always gorgeous

    • @tansywhisker2547
      @tansywhisker2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👏👏👏AGREE I LOVE HER SHES HELLA BEAUTIFUL

  • @louise6093
    @louise6093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    21:00 when Lin started singing I immediatley wondered what was the directing of that.
    Rob Marshall:
    Okay, Lin, just sing how you'd normally sing except you have to have random flashbacks to Hamilton.
    Oh yeah and the irony of Lin in this film is funny. Think of it, a man that wrote the songs to a musical against the oppression of the British colonizers landing the role of a British guy. It may not be funny for you but sure of a heck of a lot funny to me.

  • @CrimsonVision-v1j
    @CrimsonVision-v1j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    2:41 Dougs reaction for when Mary Poppins came is almost exactly how I would react if Mary Poppins came to my house.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    20:39 Actually they say "The cover is not the book" means that this whimsical world in the bowl actually has a dark side to it. But, did they have to go with such an obvious choice like a wolf as the bad guy? Why not pick a less suspicious animal like a bunny rabbit to be evil? Or, maybe one of the penguins?

    • @thecakegarden5324
      @thecakegarden5324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      After how much those penguins suffered at Lin Manuel-Miranda's hands during the song I think we've got good sequel material right here

    • @blakeadamson1576
      @blakeadamson1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You know, you just summerd up a huge problem with this movie: it tries to be deep, but goes for the obvious

    • @altarush
      @altarush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is stereotype. Rather prejudice against wolves and bankers or lawyers.

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya why not make a wolf the good guy?

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jarod-vg9wq Dreamworks: Quick! Somebody write this down!

  • @manicalman597
    @manicalman597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Old: I’m Marry Poppins Ya’ll!
    New: Oh Hell Naw!

    • @TheLastBabyMan
      @TheLastBabyMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New: No, fuck this, i'm done. I am so done.

  • @A4ple2060
    @A4ple2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *I'm still feeding the birds, just with my lifeless corpse...*
    - Birdlady 😂

  • @leaodelibra6286
    @leaodelibra6286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Oh, man, tears really dropped remembering the classic Mary Poppins and how it is so good, ageless, remarking, deep and yet enterteining for kids.

    • @waynetastic1746
      @waynetastic1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And how it got thanos'd out of existence by Nanny McFee pretending to be Poppins...

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@waynetastic1746 I feel like Nanny McFee would be a better Mary Poppins than the one in Mary Poppins Returns

  • @graceohanrahan2865
    @graceohanrahan2865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    This had WAY more Avengers references than I was expecting but okay

    • @lukeschonkeren4602
      @lukeschonkeren4602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “i’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”

    • @MobCrusher
      @MobCrusher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grace O'Hanrahan Well Disney owns Marvel as well so it makes sense

    • @Halalmeat5000rh
      @Halalmeat5000rh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heh, Disney brand synergy.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Can we all just agree it was awesome to finally to see 2d Animation in a Disney film again .😁👌

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nathaniel Foga That was the only good bit of this film. And I loved the original.

    • @JoshF183
      @JoshF183 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are everywhere wtf...

    • @Sorcerer-SMC
      @Sorcerer-SMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @mysticalkeyblade759
      @mysticalkeyblade759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did Disney stop two dimension animation?

    • @gerawallstar3487
      @gerawallstar3487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mysticalkeyblade759 Because Winnie the Pooh bombed in 2011, and their CGI films were making more money than that film, and The Princess and the Frog.

  • @Devilman6066
    @Devilman6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Child eating tree, you'll have no more bones in your branches!" That was a good laugh. Omg.

  • @josephcalabrese6337
    @josephcalabrese6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Marry 2.0: ".Disney is more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
    Marry OG: "hhm! Powerfull enough to steal from Star wars?"
    Marry 2.0: *"WE OWN STAR WARS."*

    • @olddogmaster6643
      @olddogmaster6643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget also ruined Star Wars

    • @323starlight
      @323starlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      olddogmaster *takes a shot.* whew I think I’m up to 192.

    • @Aaron-od9ul
      @Aaron-od9ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Impressive.....most impressive."

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      olddogmaster Thank God they haven’t ruined Marvel.

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      olddogmaster Ruined=Didn’t make them the way I wanted.
      Same thing right?

  • @matthewcarroll4237
    @matthewcarroll4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm English and I think Tamara did a really good job at the accent! 😁👍🇬🇧

  • @That420Gamer
    @That420Gamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The original Mary poppins : powerful enough to steal from Star Wars
    Mary poppins 2.0 : We *OWN* Starwars...
    Boi just in time for their new attraction in Disney’s theme park.

    • @m3gatyx814
      @m3gatyx814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That420Gamer indeed also nice 2D profile pic

    • @That420Gamer
      @That420Gamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M3GATYX81 thanks! :)

  • @missb2052
    @missb2052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I’m here because it’s Dick Van Dyke’s bday (97), and 37:42 sums him up perfectly.
    🎉🎉🎉

    • @gradygal81
      @gradygal81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We love dick van dyke! Still awesome!

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Wait, call me an idiot, but I just realized, mary poppins... beacause she randomly POPS IN!!! I have no clue how I just noticed....

  • @illironic1348
    @illironic1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Nostalgia Critic: *uploads*
    Me: *happiness noises*

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: sees NC frowning in the thumbnail
      Me: *oh no noise*

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    That opening with poppins 2.0 is terrifyingly accurate.

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a username that fits your generally " i am woke" statement.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhaleManMan what the hell is your problem

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logical Overdrive
      Disney isn’t actually replacing anything like in the opening. You just wanna be part of something that makes you some underdog, like all the others who call these things “terrifying” when there are bigger atrocities across the globe.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhaleManMan Jesus Christ, this is a joke. Why the hell are you getting so butthurt

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 I'm not. Just pointing out that you are wasting your time.

  • @iamthemeguyhere
    @iamthemeguyhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “We tell them what they want.”
    I never would have expected such a disgusting true line about what Disney has become from a - very well written, but not well executed - critic channel.

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Actually you can keep the wolf just make him a symbolic representation of the bank's greed. Ditch Firth - he's too good for such a stale character

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah but make the wolf an example of how the banker is just misguided. as in "the wolf is greedy but well intentioned is just that his methods are wrong" as a way to say, the banker is the same

    • @jordancarpenter6816
      @jordancarpenter6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Adrian Pietkiewicz. Did you know that Firth was also the voice of the wolf to provide that very symbolism.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jordancarpenter6816 because we apparently need everything spelled out in movies these days

  • @enderlovesbagels101
    @enderlovesbagels101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Also 13:54 I guess you can say she’s a...
    Scary Poppins
    I’ll leave

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was funnier and more clever than anything the movie tried to do, so you can stay.

    • @enderlovesbagels101
      @enderlovesbagels101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaaaay!

    • @silverpslm
      @silverpslm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope you've seen the recut trailer for Scary Mary.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    A supercalifragilisticexpialidocious review. Review The Interview

    • @yepthatisme4369
      @yepthatisme4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kim Jong-un I see you everywhere

    • @val_royeaux844
      @val_royeaux844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Greeting peasants how goes th- *by the supreme leader, it’s the SUPREMEME LEADER*

    • @joestarjester6011
      @joestarjester6011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kim can pls nuke who ever said it would be a good idea to re:make these then we will send you your friend trump

    • @b4ne56
      @b4ne56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't going to be ignored

    • @FireBomberBassist
      @FireBomberBassist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Kim! Big fan!

  • @JDXC666
    @JDXC666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Normally I find the skits to be hit-or-miss, but the one at the start with the two Mary's was absolute GOLD.