did he cut out the best part? One of the cookstaff gets all angry because he stole toilet paper long ago. It's just the little characters getting indignant over silly things that makes my day in these Sopranos clips
Artie made his point, he beat up a made man, and the entire Jersey mob knew that he was more or less untouchable due to his friendship with Tony. Then he had to push it....
I'm pretty sure they didn't "open the books" for Benny. If so, Artie would of been killed. Friendship with Tony couldn't save Artie from the retaliation. Tony smacked Ralph around and that was a huge deal. And Tony was the boss of the family. Some random chef who goes overboard with the hand gestures would be dead if he put his hands on a made guy.
Well Artie was drunk in this scene. There was a similar situation around the money Artie borrowed for the Armagnac investment where he couldn't pay back Tony and tries to commit suicide. Artie ends up telling Tony he envies him because he can think 20 steps ahead and in worst case scenario gets to eat for free.
That makes Artie one of the very few genuine friends Tony has and Tony knows it at this point thanks to Carmela. So yeah short of Artie trying to kill Tony he isn't going to be harmed over saying what's on his mind.
Scott free lol the guy was ruining his livelihood his place of business with which he pays for his food. Its like u guys get wrapped up in this show so much to forget tony and his ilk are leaches. And i love the show
Artie survives beating a made guy to the hospital and beeing alone with tony on a boat, still bitches and has effectively no repercussions until he continues provoking the guy. What a Legend.
Artie used to be bad as hell as a teen supposedly and obviously is a lil fuck’n nuts although he’s not Mob’d up. Probably somewhere inside he regrets not being in with Tony. It seems to show here and there throughout the series. I’m guessing between his Dad and Charmaine he stopped being a knuckle head and choose hard work.
@@tantemarianne7190 He was a top associate by the end of the show and probably close to being made. Actually, it would have been interesting to see him bumped up after Chrissy's unfortunate accident or even after Bobby and Sil get wacked.
Artie's finest moment. Not only taking care of business physically, but showing Tony that he was no idiot and understood the bigger picture of what was going on. I will always be on Team Artie!!!
same, i realize he did some stupid shit, but i always felt bad for him and was rooting for him. when he got beat up in that fight, it was funny as hell but i felt bad
Enough with the talk about who's $uckin' who. Nobody's $uckin' anybody's whatevuh the $uck, end of story! Je$us Chri$, Christaphuh, get control of yaw people.
@Renaud Villacis I didn't say Artie was a fighter, but he was certainly releasing pent up aggression. Congrats on getting your ass kicked at Rikers. Whatever happened there.
@@AZ-gz8md It was fucked up of her to steal from him but she was absolutely right - he was only being nice to her so she would fuck him and when she showed interest in someone else (she has every right, she didn't owe him) , he was a non stop dick to her. I'd hate my boss too in that situation.
Artie had EVERY RIGHT to BUM-RUSH BENNY. He should have beaten him until his eyes became SHUT. Then that way Benny wouldnt have been able to see Artie in the kitchen TO burn his hand. To bad ARTIE might not have been ambidextrous.
@@Obs23456 An insulting joke and worse he said it in front of his wife what's that if not aggression ? You don't piss on mobster even if he's manlet, ffs it's not his height that make him dangerous.
@@AlexCS8 Benny is a fucking joke, gets his ass kicked in nearly every scene he's in. Stop trying to idolize him because he's a mobster, he's on the lowest ranking when it comes to that even.
So much comedic gold from Artie in this subplot, so many gems delivered perfectly 😂 “NON STOP ASS RAPE!?!” “WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!!!” “I’m the idiot?!? *shadowbox noises*” “Oh! I’m just another victim of Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind?” “It’s like a martini but they’re from Albania, and I hear they go down real easy, right Benny?”
Artie’s one of my favorite characters in the Sopranos. These writers are just goddamn flawless. “benny fazio criminal mastermind” “We lead the world in computerized data collection” Artie’s last burn for Benny at the end. This is why Sopranos is the best tv series all time. Its rewatchability is just on a different level compared to other tv series.
Worked in the restaraunt industry for 9 years, the scene with Artie cooking his fathers recipies is what it is what life in the kitchen is all about. It makes me tear up a bit, choosing to work hard at an honest living like your ancestors did takes way more strength than living the lies of the other characters on the show
It’s funny how Artie’s employees don’t even move when Benny puts his hand in the boiling sauce or when Artie is on the ground screaming in pain they just stand there lol
@@kylevernon It's not unrealistic. They know Benny is mobbed up. Just stay out of it. Not to mention, ever see a fight on the street? Literally nobody gets involved. Learn your shit.
I could see Vito being a cannibal 😂 Maybe not actively seeking out human meat to try. But if he was tricked into eating it and it tasted good, I don't think it would bother him 🤣
one of my favorite episodes. i loved seeing this civilian have a midlife crisis and lash out a bit, ultimately not killed because of his friendship with Tony. pathetic and badass at the same time and to me something about it all just felt so real. Great curtain call for a great character.
Loved that scene. Little squirt is a real tough bad-ass around civilians, then suddenly he's confronted with Philly Leotardo and he's literally pissing his pants and panicking. I was going to say "What kind of worthless woman would find that attractive?", then I remembered every Soprano's fan's dream skank Adrianna and her hero Cristofuh.
Honestly Benny was underrated. He constantly was getting the shit kicked out of him but there was just something about him that I couldn't hate. Also Artie had the best talking with his hands in the business.
@AP 113 Benny is a hobbit and we never saw him beat up anyone by himself. He’s always with Christopher or Paulies witless nephew. Yeah he’s a gangster but size still matters in a fight and Artie looked huge compared to Benny.
@AP 113 The writers of the show picked Benny for a reason. He was the smallest guy in the crew. Probably the only one the audience would believe Artie could beat up.
@@sit2go It's not that. It was because when it came to Benny he was fighting for his business. When he tried to take on JP he was just trying to act tough.
One of the most satisfying scenes on the show. After his old restaurant was blown up, seeing that girl disrespect him, got the shit beat out of him by the French guy, this was very satisfying to see him finally get a win
Nah, he should've asked Tony to teach her a lessen and get his damages back with a commission for Tony. Sill would've made her work in the Bing, where she belongs, until she payed it all out.
She's a waitress with a green-card who stole from a mob-connected business. IRL, Artie would have gotten what he wanted from her then they'd never have found her body.
I still laugh at the moves that Artie Bucco pulls on 2:50-2:53. I remember seeing that when this episode first aired on TV & I laughed my butt off... I still find that funny, to this day.
I wish they focused a bit more on Benny cause he ended up being Tonys most loyal guy. He was so ready to absolutely destroy artie but tony told him no and that was the end of it (except for the thing with the hot gravy, whatever happened there...)
Can you imagine if Christofur got his ass beat by Artie, he'd be dead in a week. Tony already had to save his life when Artie was drunk and he was gonna get stabbed in the eye.
@@pdog109 Chris was a made man; Benny was literally his tiny sidekick. Nobody cared that Artie beat him up, not even Christopher. Associate-on-associate violence.
This was an interesting episode all around. On the one hand, it's the episode where we arguably sympathize with Artie the most (which is saying a lot), since he gets royally screwed by Benny & co. Plus we all admire him for having the balls to confront step up to Benny and even beat the shit out of him. On the other hand, Artie also shows a rather nasty attitude throughout this episode, particularly to Tony, who-for the most part, at least-was just trying to help him. And of course, taunting Benny after he'd already come out on top in their beef was an *EXTREMELY* stupid move. (Also, this is the one episode where we saw Charmaine actually show Artie affection. I remember when this episode first aired, I thought, "Damn-they *finally* show us she actually loves him!!")
I dont think there was anything wrong with him being nasty to Tony. The problem was he tried to shag the albanian and didnt quit while ahead with Benny.
Benny was stupid to target Artie. Artie wasn't some random civilian on the street. Artie was practically made man himself due to his close friendship with Tony. If you're with a boss, you don't get touched, robbed or anything else without consequences. If you do, it's the same thing as violating Cosa Nostra by crossing a boss and that can result in a death sentence. Now, if Benny had permission from Tony, that would have been different, but Benny is lucky that Tony didn't have him whacked.
As a 20 year old I didn't pick up on the womans lack of accountability. As a now early 40s guy I pick up on it right away. Amazing how our views change as we get older.
Artie had that coming. Running his fat mouth to a mobster, humiliating him in front of his wife after rebuffing a gesture of good will from a defeated foe; he deserved that, and I have little sympathy for his character. Even knowing how much that must have hurt. At least Bennie didn't get his ass kicked again, eh? Win one for mini bennie. Was that his only screen victory?
@Grape Ape95 “Artie was the worst of the bunch” in early days of high school as a teen. Assuming his Pops and Charmaine had an influence of persuading him to a clean hard working life.
Artie has some of the most creative passive aggressive lines like the martina one. Or “I was just another victim of Benny Fazio- criminal mastermind” I love when he starts sticking up for himself I just wish he had a bigger arc and maybe evolved into a bigger badass.
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When Artie beat Benny it was a victory for the working man.
Then benny fuckin fucked up artie
Dachiever it was his authentic Italian sauce 🤨
If only he did that to the Frenchman lol
Should have worn a mask and not said a word during the attack, no one would have ever figured it out. 😂
@TheGooners11 They kindof let that plot line go, not that it really would have added much to the story at that point. It's the Sopranos not the Buccos
N O N - S T O P A S S R A P E
did he cut out the best part? One of the cookstaff gets all angry because he stole toilet paper long ago. It's just the little characters getting indignant over silly things that makes my day in these Sopranos clips
Or the part a bit earlier in that scene when two of cooks are talking about Arti's wife's beautiful rack.
The name of his next restaurant
Blagging You mon the gers
🤣 That's an all caps kinda phrase....
Artie made his point, he beat up a made man, and the entire Jersey mob knew that he was more or less untouchable due to his friendship with Tony. Then he had to push it....
Real greaseball shit
i don think he was made yet. After he got beat up by phil tony was talking about him finally getting his buttons
@@dcarvajal15 But that was a season before.
I'm pretty sure they didn't "open the books" for Benny.
If so, Artie would of been killed. Friendship with Tony couldn't save Artie from the retaliation.
Tony smacked Ralph around and that was a huge deal. And Tony was the boss of the family.
Some random chef who goes overboard with the hand gestures would be dead if he put his hands on a made guy.
@@YaowBucketHEAD it would Tony's call. So dont act like you know everything.
Artie actually has guts to say that to Tony out at sea. Even though he is friend .
They’re wives were also both on the boat
One of the reasons Artie and Tony are such good friends is that Artie isn't scared of Tony- and Tony doesn't want him to be. Artie can speak freely.
Well Artie was drunk in this scene. There was a similar situation around the money Artie borrowed for the Armagnac investment where he couldn't pay back Tony and tries to commit suicide. Artie ends up telling Tony he envies him because he can think 20 steps ahead and in worst case scenario gets to eat for free.
well, considering that artie is a clean civilian with an honest job, i can see why he's so incensed.
That makes Artie one of the very few genuine friends Tony has and Tony knows it at this point thanks to Carmela. So yeah short of Artie trying to kill Tony he isn't going to be harmed over saying what's on his mind.
"I'm just another victim of Benny Fazio, Criminal Mastermind?"
- Artie Bucco
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
tony: thats right!!
😂😂
chad tony: "yes"
honestly thats true haha
I’m afraid so
Artie came so close to getting off scot free.
But he couldn't resist one last burn.
Scott free lol the guy was ruining his livelihood his place of business with which he pays for his food. Its like u guys get wrapped up in this show so much to forget tony and his ilk are leaches. And i love the show
@@ozzylaza Of course they’re leeches. But no one beats them up and gets away with it.
Artie would have managed it if not for that last burn.
We get it duuuuude.
@@Whiteboykun You don’t get it avocado breath.
Ahhhhh... I see what you did there.
I gotta say, the Martina line by Artie was pretty damn good
You know he was proud of himself when he came up with that.
He probably practiced it in front of the mirror all night long
Should have probably quit while he was ahead.
I didn’t got it, what did he meant by that?
@@Yanuu He said a Martina goes down easily. Just like Benny did when they had a fight.
I have the amazing abiltiy to sum up a plot from a whole episode in 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
borko God bless you Mr. Borko
@W.B. Jones Thank you Mr Jones
You certainly have a high opinion of yourself
Borko leads the world in Sopranos data collection
@@efrainrodarte6395 I've gotta right to have a high opinion of myself. I've gotta right to a lot of things right now!
Artie survives beating a made guy to the hospital and beeing alone with tony on a boat, still bitches and has effectively no repercussions until he continues provoking the guy. What a Legend.
Artie used to be bad as hell as a teen supposedly and obviously is a lil fuck’n nuts although he’s not Mob’d up.
Probably somewhere inside he regrets not being in with Tony. It seems to show here and there throughout the series. I’m guessing between his Dad and Charmaine he stopped being a knuckle head and choose hard work.
Benny was a associate not a made guy..
@@marioborkowski5894 Wasnt he made in later seasons? Hes at all the inner circle meetings, isnt he?
@@tantemarianne7190 He was a top associate by the end of the show and probably close to being made. Actually, it would have been interesting to see him bumped up after Chrissy's unfortunate accident or even after Bobby and Sil get wacked.
Yeah, Artie and Paulie, only 2 guys to survive a boat ride with Tony.
Artie's finest moment. Not only taking care of business physically, but showing Tony that he was no idiot and understood the bigger picture of what was going on. I will always be on Team Artie!!!
Bet you'd go down on Artie, real easy
@@jonnysupreme It's my blood pressure medication, I can get a doctor's note!
same, i realize he did some stupid shit, but i always felt bad for him and was rooting for him. when he got beat up in that fight, it was funny as hell but i felt bad
@@TheMt45 can you get a doctah's note that says you don't like to shawk cawk? (Or something like that).
Enough with the talk about who's $uckin' who. Nobody's $uckin' anybody's whatevuh the $uck, end of story! Je$us Chri$, Christaphuh, get control of yaw people.
Artie wasn't just beating Benny's ass. He was beating up Tony and anybody else who ordered him around and abused him.
@Renaud Villacis I didn't say Artie was a fighter, but he was certainly releasing pent up aggression.
Congrats on getting your ass kicked at Rikers. Whatever happened there.
@Renaud Villacis i dunno, i got my arse handed to me the other day just for being drunk, now my missus dont want me
@Renaud Villacis Nah I think he had it right.
Renaud Villacis im in Park Slope, pussy. square up
@Renaud Villacis A guy who's so ready to get into fights with strangers from the internet has clearly never been to Rykers.
HBO: Oh I get it. I'm just another victim of borko, uploader mastermind
Not bad
borko: I was gonna cut you in but now you're actin' all copyright-strikey.
Haha
That’s right
This is too good
Artie has this secret stash of moxie and courage that's really unexpected, yet still believable on screen.
that's nice...
his restaurant burns down, I can't even wear his earrings!
According to a certain coach Artie was actually more of a troublemaker than Tony in high school.
Moxie is in such short supply these days!
It's poverty and years of struggle @@oggjoshua
He’s got tremendous moxie for his size.
What’s really funny around this whole situation is that she had the audacity to be upset when he found out she was STEALING 😂
It's a tactic that a lot of women try to use if you confront them about something that you know they did wrong.
Amen
Whoouurs always turn it around
@@AZ-gz8md It was fucked up of her to steal from him but she was absolutely right - he was only being nice to her so she would fuck him and when she showed interest in someone else (she has every right, she didn't owe him) , he was a non stop dick to her. I'd hate my boss too in that situation.
Yeah. Immediately they start guilt tripping lol
"I was gonna cut you in" lmao cut Artie in on a scam at his own restaurant, what a nice guy Benny
lmao
He wasn’t stealing from the restaurant per se he was using Martina to copy down the credit card numbers and steal from the customers accounts
Vito walks in- “Did someone say non-stop ass rape?”
Broo wtf 😂😂😂
LOL
Vito walks in? I figured he'd parade float in
Oh! There's an image
OOOOOOHHH! He's a married man!
"WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED VARSITY ATHLETES!" - Artie Bucco, 2001
Nice
2006
Arthur Bucco, a warm and convivial host! Lol
Lololol
Artie had EVERY RIGHT to BUM-RUSH BENNY. He should have beaten him until his eyes became SHUT. Then that way Benny wouldnt have been able to see Artie in the kitchen TO burn his hand. To bad ARTIE might not have been ambidextrous.
i was actually on arties side in the beginning but he couldnt leave well enough alone but I have to admit the martina line was inspired LOL
He made a funny joke and now all you people think it was okay mobster manlet lost his cool after getting beat up and a little teasing
@@Obs23456 damn no need to go for the actor like that 😂
@@Obs23456 An insulting joke and worse he said it in front of his wife what's that if not aggression ? You don't piss on mobster even if he's manlet, ffs it's not his height that make him dangerous.
He was just breaking balls
@@AlexCS8 Benny is a fucking joke, gets his ass kicked in nearly every scene he's in. Stop trying to idolize him because he's a mobster, he's on the lowest ranking when it comes to that even.
The pure acting chops it takes to yell “computerized data collection” at the top of your lungs should’ve won this guy all the awards
"they go down easy" was a *triple* entendre. Bravo Artie.
Why a triple?
@@Vasily_dont_be_silly the drink, the girl, and Benny getting knocked down.
@@gdaddyphnw I don't think Benny was a part of it but okay
At the end of the scene who went down to the kitchen floor? Artie! That was easy too. The power of marinara!
@@gdaddyphnw still a triple. The girl, the drink and their plans
Artie was in his right right until he insulted Benny while he was in his restaurant he should've kept his mouth shut.
Benny could actually kill Artie later on after he becomes a made guy and Tony dies/goes to jail.
He got burned 😂
@@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy nature of the bisiness
He became such a smug piece of shit later on.
Artie always made one stupid decision after another. Rivals Christopher as one of the biggest fools in the show.
*sticks hand in boiling pasta sauce*
“how bout this humidity?”
Hot and sticky, like my sauce.
He burned it scraping grilled cheese off the radd-iator
amueller585 Adios you fucking skank
😂😂 And Artie responded with "It died on the Viiine"
You hava bee on yua hand
"YOU WANT SOMOA!"
Only reason I watched this
"YOU WANT SAMOA?"
🤣🤣
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III The British Empire be like:
@@dwl3006 Eyyy Mr. Professa ova heeh.
So much comedic gold from Artie in this subplot, so many gems delivered perfectly 😂
“NON STOP ASS RAPE!?!”
“WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!!!”
“I’m the idiot?!? *shadowbox noises*”
“Oh! I’m just another victim of Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind?”
“It’s like a martini but they’re from Albania, and I hear they go down real easy, right Benny?”
Artie’s one of my favorite characters in the Sopranos. These writers are just goddamn flawless.
“benny fazio criminal mastermind”
“We lead the world in computerized data collection”
Artie’s last burn for Benny at the end.
This is why Sopranos is the best tv series all time. Its rewatchability is just on a different level compared to other tv series.
Simply untouchable, nothing comes close, not even Wire and True Detective first season.
Worked in the restaraunt industry for 9 years, the scene with Artie cooking his fathers recipies is what it is what life in the kitchen is all about. It makes me tear up a bit, choosing to work hard at an honest living like your ancestors did takes way more strength than living the lies of the other characters on the show
It’s funny how Artie’s employees don’t even move when Benny puts his hand in the boiling sauce or when Artie is on the ground screaming in pain they just stand there lol
They know Artie is a shithead and they don’t wanna get involved.
Benny had to win one fight.
Yeah, the unrealistic nature of movie/tv show extras. They have to be silent when in reality people in real life aren’t.
Just another example of his employees paying him back with non-stop ass rape.
@@kylevernon It's not unrealistic. They know Benny is mobbed up. Just stay out of it. Not to mention, ever see a fight on the street? Literally nobody gets involved. Learn your shit.
“We lead the world in computerized data collection” is one of my favorite lines in the whole show
what does that even mean
like who would even spout such words in moments of anger 😂
@@datniggaeazye.5968martinas criminal record would be digitized
5 mins after this scene...
Vito: Gravy’s good tonight.
😂
Why do they call it gravy?
@@clintwilson6380 just an italian american thing
I could see Vito being a cannibal 😂 Maybe not actively seeking out human meat to try. But if he was tricked into eating it and it tasted good, I don't think it would bother him 🤣
Vito was long dead by that time.
2:06 My favorite Artie Bucco line!
@chuckbuskeelmaoo facts
The irony is this is what got Artie back into wholesome cooking and made his business better as it was failing before the whole credit card thing
If there are any flies on you, they're paying fucking rent
@@adan6566 da rent, da rent
Benny’s parents’ anniversary party... whatever happened there.
Whatever happened there??!!??
They ordered 5 fucking entrees with no provocation whatsoever!
@@kr63 hahah
God bless their soul.
Paulie made everyone order shrimp cocktails and Lioness potatoes.
Benny got a Albanian whooah of choice thanks to Artie.
rugger104 ....apparently they go down quite easy.
Hey Benny, don't disrespect the italian restaurant!
@@yoloswaggins1579 i can't be seen in a place like this....
“We lead the world in computerized data collection”. Jeez Artie, you sure scared her.
Artie honestly had some solid storylines
one of my favorite episodes. i loved seeing this civilian have a midlife crisis and lash out a bit, ultimately not killed because of his friendship with Tony. pathetic and badass at the same time and to me something about it all just felt so real. Great curtain call for a great character.
Well said
He makes 2 brief appearances in the final season but yes I agree, this episode was pure gold and Artie truly got to shine.
Artie has the finest wife on the show and he is chasing tail 🤷🏻♂️go figure.. good writing, jijiji
Shit personality can trump looks.
A prime Drea Di Matteo is on the show.
No matter how good looking they are, someone is tired of their shit.
no matter what woman , she will become boring. thats just how they're wired.
Jay Bee she wasn’t anyone’s wife tho. Artie definitely had the hottest wife.
Borko can i get you a Borkina ? it’s like a Borkini but it’s from Serbia 🍸 🍸 🍸
Not bad
@@borko1990 these subscribers of yours are more creative than fkn Spielberg
@@efrainrodarte6395 small hands that's the problem of too many commenters... Hehehehehe
@@purplesword5536 I don't know which one of those pieces of sh*t did this but I've been good to you, and you pay me back with nonstop A$$-R@PE!
I hear they go down real easy right Borko?
I stare at Borko's uploads like food
Looool
2:53
"Artie's victory dance "😂😂
I have to give credit to Benny though... it was very admirable of him to try make things right after the fight by offering him a trip to Samoa.
🤣🤣
try pathing for a thamoan
Uncle Philly fracturing your skull, whatever happened there.
I'm just on my way to the hospital
Anonymous Falsename thats up to you
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!!?
Benny told the police if was the Shar of Iran
Loved that scene. Little squirt is a real tough bad-ass around civilians, then suddenly he's confronted with Philly Leotardo and he's literally pissing his pants and panicking. I was going to say "What kind of worthless woman would find that attractive?", then I remembered every Soprano's fan's dream skank Adrianna and her hero Cristofuh.
Honestly Benny was underrated. He constantly was getting the shit kicked out of him but there was just something about him that I couldn't hate.
Also Artie had the best talking with his hands in the business.
Arties Italian sign language was classic
Yep, and that move he make after beating up benny, really powerfull
Artie's hand was definitely "in the business", if that's what you're referring to.
He was loyal in his own weird way.
Lol, Doogie Howser’s best friend!!!
Anyone else just love to read the comments 😂
Artie's hand being dipped in the molden hot gravy, makes me laugh more than it should.
Johnny V did amazing as Artie , the way he did that shadow box was so funny and brilliant , no one could’ve pulled it off 2:51
Michael Imperioli mentions many times on Talking Sopranos about how great of a physical improv comedic actor Johnny is.
Artie fight record: win/loss: 1-1
Kicked Bennys ass, loss to Jean-Phillipe ( Furio avenges loss for Artie)
the frog fought dirty
@AP 113 Benny is a hobbit and we never saw him beat up anyone by himself. He’s always with Christopher or Paulies witless nephew. Yeah he’s a gangster but size still matters in a fight and Artie looked huge compared to Benny.
@AP 113 The writers of the show picked Benny for a reason. He was the smallest guy in the crew. Probably the only one the audience would believe Artie could beat up.
@@sit2go It's not that. It was because when it came to Benny he was fighting for his business. When he tried to take on JP he was just trying to act tough.
@@HighLordBlazeReborn His issue with JP was business also. Be realistic Benny got beat up because he was tiny. Thats it.
criminal mastermind Benny Fazio!
You dont want to be a victim of it.
Dude, Artie needed that win lol.
One of the most satisfying scenes on the show. After his old restaurant was blown up, seeing that girl disrespect him, got the shit beat out of him by the French guy, this was very satisfying to see him finally get a win
I died when it cut to him going off on his staff 😂😂💀
N O N S T O P A S S R A P E
“Another victim of Benny Fazio: criminal mastermind” 😂😂😂
Martina admitted it. He should have had her arrested.
That could have caused real problems for Tony. Martina would have implicated Benny and he probably would have turned informant. Artie knew that.
Gravy Seal they were stealing cash from a restaurant I don’t think Benny would have become a fucking informant lmao
@ The maximum penalty for credit card fraud in NJ is 5 years in prison. Do you think Benny would have done the time?
Nah, he should've asked Tony to teach her a lessen and get his damages back with a commission for Tony. Sill would've made her work in the Bing, where she belongs, until she payed it all out.
She's a waitress with a green-card who stole from a mob-connected business. IRL, Artie would have gotten what he wanted from her then they'd never have found her body.
Borko leads the world in computerized uploads... Hehehehehe
What are you now, Paulie?
@@borko1990 maybe i should get myself checked for Tourettes... Hehehehehe
@Jaime D you spend your days fvckin those fat pigs in the outer office of the carpenter's union...
1:23 "I know she makes more than me..." *Artie nods enthusiastically*
As shocking as it sounds, Artie won. He beat the shit out of him, and owned him with a witty line in front of his wife 😂
@chuckbuskee He got already humiliated in front of Tony and low--key in front of his family.
@@Lagmaster33Artie got humiliated in his own restaurant in front of all his employees
Especially because Benny is in the life and Art is a civilian. For Benny to get wrecked like that by Art is extra embarrassing.
Artie won.
"WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION" Gotta love Artie
It’s not that he just helps me with the disease, T. This guy is great at forging documents.
I was just glad artie won a fight in the series
He got burned in the end.
@@culcune From a sneak attack
@@eliteotaku8988 he deserved it
@Fuck TH-cam Literally--his hand forced into a pot of gravy...
He deserved this whole thing. He bullied that Albanian chick, he was being a complete asshole. And he got burned in the end
The Benny Fazio criminal mastermind line always gets me LMFAOOO
"We lead the world in computerized data collection!" We sure do
Borko: I swear I'll kick up direct to you!
HBO: Next time, there'll be no next time
Double dipping on the uploads, youre spoiling us borko
I like how Benny is the running gag of the show but he's one of the very few who survived.
“U wan sum moar?!?!”
- Benny Fazio: Criminal Mastermind
I still laugh at the moves that Artie Bucco pulls on 2:50-2:53.
I remember seeing that when this episode first aired on TV & I laughed my butt off...
I still find that funny, to this day.
I love how benny takes the hand that artie touched his shoulder with he even looked at it...great fore shadow
That whole situation with these two, whatever happened there...total debacle.
I wish they focused a bit more on Benny cause he ended up being Tonys most loyal guy. He was so ready to absolutely destroy artie but tony told him no and that was the end of it (except for the thing with the hot gravy, whatever happened there...)
Can you imagine if Christofur got his ass beat by Artie, he'd be dead in a week. Tony already had to save his life when Artie was drunk and he was gonna get stabbed in the eye.
@@pdog109 Chris was a made man; Benny was literally his tiny sidekick. Nobody cared that Artie beat him up, not even Christopher. Associate-on-associate violence.
little Benny couldn't destroy anyone lol
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III benny was made a season before this when phil put him in the hospital tony said he opened the books for him
Artie: “WE LEAD THE WORLD OF COMPUTERISED DATA COLLECTION!”
Benny telling Artie that he was gonna cut him in on stealing money from Artie’s business is amazing
“I’m on my way to the hospital....”
“Well that’s up to you.”
I still think Arties old ladie was the best looking in the whole show.
Including Adriana.
Doogie Howser patched up Benny real good after Artie slapped him around a little bit.
Benny always had the makings of an iconic PlayStation 2 character
This was an interesting episode all around. On the one hand, it's the episode where we arguably sympathize with Artie the most (which is saying a lot), since he gets royally screwed by Benny & co. Plus we all admire him for having the balls to confront step up to Benny and even beat the shit out of him. On the other hand, Artie also shows a rather nasty attitude throughout this episode, particularly to Tony, who-for the most part, at least-was just trying to help him. And of course, taunting Benny after he'd already come out on top in their beef was an *EXTREMELY* stupid move. (Also, this is the one episode where we saw Charmaine actually show Artie affection. I remember when this episode first aired, I thought, "Damn-they *finally* show us she actually loves him!!")
Tony was never trying to help him. Tony and his crew were scumbags
I dont think there was anything wrong with him being nasty to Tony. The problem was he tried to shag the albanian and didnt quit while ahead with Benny.
I hope the beef between HBO and Borko can be resolved as peacefully as the one between Artie and Benny.
Artie was a king of the kitchen. Always ready to serve a grilled cheese from the radiator.
Benny and Artie both got their asses kicked many times on the show.
that little fist fight artie had with the air 😂😂
How many times has Benny got his ass laid out? The man is this series’s punching bag.
The martini, whatever happened there...
Whatever happened there ??
lol..”your brother billy, whatever happened there”...
Benny's pregnant wife's ultrasound results,whateva happened dere?... Oh I forgot,he told Tony he could see a little cannoli
2:50 Even in his only badass scene Artie's flailing around like a goofball. Credit to John Ventimiglia for his hilarious acting!
Benny was stupid to target Artie. Artie wasn't some random civilian on the street. Artie was practically made man himself due to his close friendship with Tony. If you're with a boss, you don't get touched, robbed or anything else without consequences. If you do, it's the same thing as violating Cosa Nostra by crossing a boss and that can result in a death sentence. Now, if Benny had permission from Tony, that would have been different, but Benny is lucky that Tony didn't have him whacked.
As a 20 year old I didn't pick up on the womans lack of accountability. As a now early 40s guy I pick up on it right away. Amazing how our views change as we get older.
Comments on the Borko Sopranos uploads: more entertaining than the videos themselves. I said my piece.
Artie had that coming. Running his fat mouth to a mobster, humiliating him in front of his wife after rebuffing a gesture of good will from a defeated foe; he deserved that, and I have little sympathy for his character. Even knowing how much that must have hurt.
At least Bennie didn't get his ass kicked again, eh? Win one for mini bennie. Was that his only screen victory?
I love the reaction of the sous chef when Benny burns Artie’s hand.. they should have done more with that character
2:01 She had better be careful, Arties gonna put that on her permanent record. Lol.
WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERISED DATA COLLECTION
Second favorite episode behind the pine barrens, loved to watch somebody stick it to the mafia
You don’t shit where you eat…and you really don’t shit where I eat. 😅
Adrenaline is an amazing thing. No way in hell a guy like Artie would take down a street guy like Benny. But his anger is why he won that fight
Benny got his ass handed to him by a 60 year old man in the previous season. I don't think we ever saw him win a fight.
@Grape Ape95 “Artie was the worst of the bunch” in early days of high school as a teen. Assuming his Pops and Charmaine had an influence of persuading him to a clean hard working life.
Say what you want about Artie, but Benny couldn't beat his own shadow.
@@silversnail1413 he was jumped by three men and Phil had a golf club, hardly a fair fight
Benny was 5'2" and 120lbs. He was the furthest thing from a street tough guy lol
"yeah I heard they go down very easily. right Benny?"
oof.
Go Artie! One of my favorite characters. Good to see him kicking ass after taking so much shit throughout the series.
What did the other American Express agent say, again around 0:34-0:38?...
"Based on cardholder disputes, we show 9 hits in this--" what?...
He said "LOCUS" which means "a particular position or place where something occurs or is situated"
He's also on a bunch of The Onion's In the Know sketches; a guest host for Clifford Banes
Artie has some of the most creative passive aggressive lines like the martina one. Or “I was just another victim of Benny Fazio- criminal mastermind” I love when he starts sticking up for himself I just wish he had a bigger arc and maybe evolved into a bigger badass.
There's nothing we could do. Artie wasn't a made man and Benny was. It was among the Vesuvio's. Real meatball shit.
Charmaine Bucco - Oof Madone'!
Yeah she’s a hottie
Her ass may be improved but...
2:29 Now is Artie just done that to the French guy, he would have saved Furio a trip.
Fraud Investigator: "Newavo Vesuvio."
Artie: "Nuovo."
Fraud Investigator: "Well, you oughta know, sweetie!"