The Sopranos - Artie tries to collect a payment
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- This scene is from the episode "Everybody Hurts" the forty-fifth episode and the sixth of the show's fourth season. It was written by Michael Imperioli, directed by Steve Buscemi and originally aired on October 20, 2002. I personally edited the part at the end, it was not in the episode.
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Artie in this scene: When you watch too much Sopranos.
Excuse you, Izaya, it’s impossible to watch too much of the Sopranos
It is, however, possible to have a distorted sense of reality
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You listen here you f- you fuck... um uhhh.. nice crib okay?!
average tough guy on the sopranos comment sections lol
Artie the fan self insert
"They miss a payment, they start acting like they're doing you a favor if they give you anything." Tony nailed the debtor's psychology perfectly.
Tony was doing the same thing to Hesh when he borrowed 200k from him. Making fun of Hesh, making him feel bad for wanting his money back.
How true.
Don't know how many people I've helped out for them to fuck me over in the end, then when I get back what they owe or when I need their help they think they're doing me some sort of fucking favor.
@@Andrei-oj1jz glad someone said it was going to say exact same thing
Well Tony is expert in that area. You know what makes people who owe you money finally pay you?! fear & common sense.
There is no worse feeling than not being taken seriously. Watching him rehearse what he wanted to say all nervous in the privacy of his own home and then going to try and carry out his mission. Priceless writing
We can easily laugh at Artie but let’s face it that’s most of us. We are all Furio in the comment section though lol
K. Btw, you gotta bee ona yer hat
He should never have gotten involved with mob business in the first place
Expected Artie to fare better. He laid down an almighty beating on Benny Fazio. The French fuck fought dirty to be fair.
Did you go over there?
Im Artie all the way, that thing in front of the mirror was painfully on point, when he sits down at the end realising he's ridiculous. The nerves and shaky voice when with Jean-Philippe, true to the bone
I really wish we could've seen Furio work his magic on _Jean Philippe._
Would’ve paid to see that
I think they made a huge mistake by Not showing that scene. It would have contrasted the two characters, and been a very satisfying payoff.
Furio: "I'm here for the money you owe".
Jean: "Like I told Artie...."
Furio: "I'm not Artie".
Sounds of thuds and screaming for the next five minutes.
"Ok, I'll get the money!"
Furio: "Did I say I was done?"
That was awesome he opens the door the next time and its Furio. ROFL
@@maskedmarvyl4774 Nah we don't need to contrast anything. It's well established what Artie is and what Furio is for anyone who had spent anytime watching the show.
@@maskedmarvyl4774 It's way better the original way. We already know from that 2 seconds at the end exactly what is going to happen. They don't to show it because they have already established how ruthless Furio is.
The twitch in Furio's eyes-if he hates Northern Italians I can only imagine what he thinks of the French.
I H8 @Da North!!
Every one hates the french, hell even french hate the french!
Ileana Pilaf I’m French and I don’t hate French or Italians because I got both French and Italian in my blood.
Spammer Rage We hate you.
Sean I hate you but you don’t see me complaining.
This show is so poetic. When Tony talks about debtors acting like they are doing you a favor paying you back, it perfectly describes him paying Hesh back later.
It also describes Artie at that exact moment.
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
very observant - the sacred and the propane
I forgot about that. He sure was a fucking hypocrite as Carmela said.
That’s what I said. He did the exact same thing with Hesh. Treating like shit and making fun of him for being Jewish and everything.
"I went all the way over to his house to give him his money and he acts like that? -Tony. After dropping off a payment on the 200k he borrowed lol
I still love how he wears a leather jacket to try and look intimidating after not wearing one in any other scenes 😆
ITS THE JACKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! 🤌
Yep, the mess goes down when there's a Leather Jacket involved. Remember on The Young & The Restless when Victor Newman beat up an Inmate Warton for giving Nick a Hard time or when Ryan McNeil got arrested for Statutory Rape and taking a minor across the state line. Also The Bat was also used when Tony hollered at Angie Bonspiero for talking to Carmella about how he's helping her after Pussy died.
And he looked real intimidating coming out of that elevator. But the moment he stepped foot in the apartment -- well... We all saw how that went down
This wouldn’t have happened if artie hadnt forgotten his lines he practiced in front of the mirror
Scrolling through the comments chuckled here and there…this is the one that got the gut laugh from me
😂
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@@noahmijo thank u!
The guy saw Furio and went "sacre bleu where is mi mama!"
Awesome, well done!!
Most underrated comment ever
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YOU MISERABLE FUCK!
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Michael imperioli wrote this scene. One of the best comedy segments of the show if you ask me.
And Steve Buscemi directed. Great episode from beginning to end.
Frog eating fatchadegatz
I didn't know Imperioli and Buscemi were involved with this episode like that. Cool.
Thats awesome.
it was a payback for how artie wanted to bang adriana
John Ventimiglia as Artie Bucco is criminally underrated. His solo in front of the mirror, and then how he actually sounds later during the actual confrontation--hilarious!
Definitely a great actor. And perfectly cast for this role.
Absholutely. He plays the shmuck to perfection
frog eatin' fatchdegats 😆😆😆
This entire was perfectly casted all except for Steve Buschemi - he did not fit in this universe
@@brianmeen2158 why do you say that?
I love how 1 second of Furio knocking on Jean Phillipe's door was all you needed to see because you know the money got collected after that lmao
I'm shocked Jean didn't say "I see you again I'll kill you and your family."
The look on the guy's face when he saw Furio 🤣
@@red2977 The slight sideways movement of his jaw ...
I would have love to see a seen with Furio getting the money . He probably asked for one thousand more lol
@@rutabega2039The Jaw knew it was gonna get impacted 😂
If at first you don't succeed, send in the Furio
Furio was in on the scam of artie that Tony set up.
Tony also told Furio that this guy is from the North of Italy.
+pallfy20 Yes he loved that lol
I used a sledge hammer. It was amazing how people found money after I busted up some furniture.
LOL sure ya did, tough guy.
I love how in Artie's mind, Jean Phillipe was going to start crying intimidated the moment he asked for his money.
He was a French liquor investor, so it wasn't completely ridiculous for a restaurant owner to think he could take him. Artie was also extremely tough (tougher than Tony) when they were kids, and has simply lived a civilian life for so many decades he doesn't have the strength of his youth or remember how to fight. Artie's ego keeps him from accepting that he's not that dangerous anymore. He might have been able to collect the money with the threat of other violence from more violent people, but he lacked the conviction required to do extortion.
@@brettzforeman Lol what are you talking about? Artie was never tough. He had a normal childhood with loving parents who owned a successful restaurant business. They even paid for Artie to go to College in Europe. His childhood was the exact opposite of Tonys childhood.
@@brettzforeman good point Brett!
@@sit2go Coach said Artie was a bad influence on Tony
@@sit2go Right? Artie being normal AND a childhood friend of Tony and Carmela are the main reasons he's still breathing after all the shit he pulled throughout the shows run. Tony loves him BECAUSE he wasn't part of the life, he wasn't tough, but he genuinely loved Tony as a friend. Unlike his cronies ect. No one, not even Christopher, could get away with the things Artie got away with and it was largely due to the fact that Tony knew Artie was just a goofy, square guy cared for him with no strings attached or pay envelopes involved.
After Tony asked if he had gone over there and Artie said “Not yet”, Tony has the brief moment of recognition that Artie was basically clueless about that life. It was baffling to Tony that he’d made multiple calls to the guy and hadn’t confronted him in person. Best show of all time.
I think Artie was trying to get Tony to send someone to lean on the guy to get the money.
The wire
But yes it's brilliant
@@AM-ef6er love the Wire too. I vacillate between the two lol
“Qu'est-ce que c'est message machine broken?”, has to be one of the best lines Artie has ever done.
I love the delivery, like he's in some sort of sitcom
Artie never had the makings of a mafia extortionist
it was a loan not a shakedown
... much less a varsity athlete.
We all have different callings.
C. Michael -- Awwww... ya did???
@C. Michael he replied with what Janice said fucking idiot
4:44 "Give me 51,000 dollars."
Lmfao best comment
I wouldn't say best
realdude111
I make 2 phone call.
51,000 more?
Even a year later, that's funny!
I loved it when he answered the door to find Furio standing there. Something tells me he suddenly found some financing.
And some... You know that Tony is going impose a hefty vig, then Furio will demand his own tax on collection
@@granitesevan6243give me one thousand dollars
Artie is all of us if we had to try to be Tony. Too funny😂
Damn furio has only 1 second of screen time and he owns the clip! Legend!!!
No
Stones Jones Yes
I was thinking to myself "oh shit" when I first saw this
NEIN
@@Stoney-Jacksman yes
That ending is SUPERB. Door opens. Furio is standing there. The rest of the story we can all fill in for ourselves......
@Tripleblade 82 would be funny af
@Tripleblade 82 Lmao. Finally Tony gets fed up and heads over there along with Silvio, Paulie, and Bobby Bacala. Cuts to next scene and they're all holding ice packs up to their ears lol
No bitch to me
@Ricky Parmar Furio left with $51,000.
Ricky Parmar Why hell no
Artie’s relationship with Tony was a special one. He is among the few who actually pointed a gun at him, and got away without a scratch. I think that Artie appealed to Tony’s inner child
I mean, tony knew artie was actually in the right, doubt it would have been the same if the reason was different
They knew each other since childhood too
Who kills a good Italian cook? Caaaa...maaan!
Remember when the gun pointing scene was happening, and Tony said, “Artie look at me. Artie I’m your friend.” It was so genuine and shows they really had history together
Tony knew Artie was the only person in his life that wasn't full of shit and lying to him. He even turned down the money for the restaurant. It let Tony know that he's dealing with an honest man.
I always find myself smiling when you see Furio the second time the door opens.
"Message machine broken?" Artie was fascinated by this he thought it would work so good.
Message machine 🅱roken
Big Al lol fascinated
And his karate pose at the end to punctuate it all.
Ess que se man
My kid needs braces!!
“Up in da club” should have been playing when furio showed up at the door 🤣
Damn straight
Furio
Stupida fuckin moosic
Deadass should've had that shit going 😂😂😂 dammit man
“Da Chef’s mon-ay?”
Gif me wan thowsin dollars.
The actor who played Artie nailed it. Artie had a great life: great family, beautiful wife, successful restaurant. Hanging around the monsters messed with him when in reality he had a better life than any of them! Any way this scene is great and the actor kills it and of course as it is with the sopranos it’s funny 😂
his wife was hotter than Carmella aswell.
@@BoqPrecisionway hotter
People really out here saying Arties wife is beautiful, makes me doubt myself..
@@mastereppsreturns6586 She's pretty but perhaps I have different tastes because...
I love how Artie was practicing in the mirror, and trying to be so tough, then it fell apart so quickly.
Nothing says "I'm a tough guy" like saying "I want my money...." while getting thrown out a door.
he had his ear ripped doe before that the fight was even
@dsssssddddddddsdss exactly why grown men shouldn't wear earrings lol. If not for that, Artie might have had a chance 😂
Leather jacket is a must for intimidation
Benjamin Castillo You have to be careful though as it could be taken off you,especially if you think you're some tough fuck !
Especially if you have a short stature, with the belt it was like Rommel.
Except if you're Furio, then those big eyes and the ponytail bring out more intimidation than a leather jacket could ever provide.
Leather jacket just puffs you up and makes you look bigger lol the bottom line you can wear ridiculous leisure suits and be a short stature man like Richie but he had the Manson lamps going and he could put the fear in the average person like nobody's business because he convey's that he was in fact a killer.
+jakep1979 reminds me of Ray Donovan. One of the few dudes who looks intimidating af in a suit.
Furio's look whenever he shows up is hilarious
Yes but im sure most people would shit themselves
No, the Frenchman's look was funny, when furio turned up.
One look from the Italian Terminator is enough to tell you; You. Are. Screwed.
And this time they didn't bring a driver
Furio was like imma baaatttfacka you sister!!! Don’t bitch to me!!!
Just by showing 1 second of Furio at the door you know that whatever happened to this Frenchman was extremely painful.
And expensive. Nevermind the 50k he already owed, he probably had to pay at least 70k back in total.
@@joexiden5798 and an extra k for Furio. Because he can.
@@Brigtboegimme a tousand
@@Dhdhdyqha One thousand more? I can't fuckin believe this. You're ripping us for a G note. This is bullshit.
Furio showed up like "Give me one thousand dollars"🤣🤣
😂😂
Knock knock:
Furio: You gotta Baguette on you head
Love it
That’s what Artie should have done. Asked Tony to have Furio pay a visit.
Lmfao
Now in your ass too
Frog
OMG that rehearsal in front of the mirror was hilarious! ))
Bender Bending Rodriguez “Those uh fuckin shoes...what are they, designer?”
Totally Taxi Driver
We've all done it!
Rusty Kuntz facciadecazz
Berber carpet? Lol
Artie practicing his intimidation in the mirror really makes my day better lmao
I love how as an added laugh, Artie went “ mobbed & wiseguy’d” up with a black leather jacket, dark muted colors, serious face & a gold pinky ring lol
"They miss a payment, they start acting like they're doing you a favor if they give you anything." - Tony is describing himself when he borrowed money from Hesh
'''the rent, the rent!!!''
@@albertmorris6536
You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Artie was able to beat up Benny but couldn’t handle this French guy lol
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my opinion of Benny Fazio as a man, just fuckin' plummeted
@@MrHaveaword The criminal mastermind himself
I think all the pent up raged came out all at once against Benny. From the years of being whipped by Charmaine to all the other things boiled up to him kicking Benny's ass
That was from pent up rage from not being able to bang that hot Albanian broad that Benny did. Especially once that broad told him her and Benny was robbing him blind.
Benny got the shit beat out of him at least 3 separate times on this show it almost turns into a running gag
You know he loves you when instead of busting you out he sends someone to collect it for you.
I love Artie mixing up an investment scenario with a loan scenario 😅
what do you mean? money owed is money owed. doesn’t matter what jean phillipe used it for. he borrowed some funds, there’s no way for him to walk away from that.
@@veo16 Nah, so the original deal was a loan, but Jean-Philippe is suddenly gaslighting it as an investment. In investments the investor isn't eligible to pay you back, since he doesn't control the market and you take the risk when you invest (no guarantees). Like if I invest 10k into Apple today and their stock plummets and I lose it all, no one is obligated to pay me that back.
Overall the dude was being a POS misleading scumbag, but Artie should've called him out and said it was never an investment, it was a loan and it should be paid back.
I swear it's a miracle Artie didn't get killed in this series. XD
Would have been nice if he were to be honest
He pointed a gun at Tony in broad daylight lol. I cant believe he survived
I'm glad he got away relitively unscathed for being so close to Tony's orbit. Artie is a loveable goober.
@@mattbenson8078 Artie was Tony’s only real friend
Being best friends with a mob boss has its perks.
I GUARANTEE that $50K (plus interest) magically appeared once Furio showed up.
They went to the bank that very day.
Furio only took 1,000 dollars. Thats what he does.
@@JB-zo7ln Furio probably collected $5,000 from the $50,000. If he got $1,000 from the $7,500 from the gay guys (sn 2), it's reasonable to assume he taxes at a high rate.
$1,000 interest for every job Furio has to do😂
@@dannyhernandez2203 Yeah, they weren't gay.
What's funny is Artie doesn't punch him, he goes straight to choking him
At least he remembered to put on his debt collector jacket.
"The boss money."
I like how they show the one second clip of Furio; it's like, you know the rest. "Joost tha money!"
If I was the collectee, the rest would be Furio running out of my house after getting his ass handed to him.
fjvideo and then the addendum to the rest would be Furio and his gang of hoodlums ambushing you when you are not aware of your surroundings.
Mobsters/gangsters do not play fair.
fjvideo oh yeah definitely 100% completely true without a doubt
Some people hated that they didn't show Furio kicking the ever living shit out of this guy but I thought it was genius. We knew Furio by this point in the series well, we knew what he was capable of. On top of that this was around the time when he was falling in love w Carmela & he knew he could never have her so his anger would have been up even more. Leaving things to the viewers imagination worked perfectly here.
As soon as he opens that door he knows he’s fucked classic
Watching him rehearse the line and him actually saying it had me dying 😂😂😂
The part where Artie is practicing in the mirror is hilarious, he's probably the least intimidating person around, lmao.
IRL,he is tough
After Benny
he’s actually genuinely nuts and was scarier than tony growing up apparently lol
Even the leather jacket couldn't make him look tough
Honest Reviewer it’s the jaaaaaket!
He needed a bat to complete the ensemble.
@@clovisdacruz6078 you woulda killed for this jacket… silk lining, fine Corinthian leather…
@@at6686 Artie would have hit himself with the bat lol.
3:35 "we are big boys...we must move on!"....I wonder if he tried that argument on Furio.
John ventimiglia who plays Artie is actually one of the toughest guys on set.... as stated by a lot of soprano staff.... funny he played a hardworking straight goer
It's soooooo true that when someone is late on paying you back that when they do finally come up with some of the money, they have the audacity to act like they're giving you money that's not already yours lol they'll act all happy and come off as they're giving you a gift
I base this off of only the few occasions I've lent a friend or two money before lol can't imagine having to hound people for my money back as apart of my livelihood
Give me 1000 bottles of Armagnac....said Furio at the end.
😂
Hey, I wrote this first on that video.. Thief! lol
Funny shit
1000 bottles more?
Have a nice a day!
"I HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT NEEDS BRACES!" LOL FUCKIN ARTIE
"TYPES EVERYTHING IN CAPS" LOL FUCKING XYOUTHATTACKX
Like he expected him to say, "Oh, in that case here is your 50K"
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan!
There was a guy who used the exact same line in HBO's *Oz* , named Eli Zabitz (played by David Johansen) his reason for why he needed his money now.
I'm now trying to find out which show did it first and which one, maybe, paid homage?
Ok, that was in season 4 of *Oz* , which came out in 2001, and that episode with Artie was, wow, in 2002?
Ok.
1:20 This is definitely one of the best Artie Buco scenes! He's hilarious! 😂😂😂
Love how he practiced “message machine broken?” It was like George Costanza’s “the jerk store called....”
Maybe that's was Costanza real comeback at the end. "I got you Reilly, I'm gonna send Furio on you!"
"The jerk store called and they're running out of you "
"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife"!!!
You would think that once the French guy heard that Artie’s daughter needed braces that he’d fork up the money right then. Now that Furio showed up, he’s going to need his own dentist. Let that be a lesson.
He’s not gonna need a dentist. He’s gonna need a new head.
I absolutely loved the last part when Furio comes to collect.
This episode was so stressful to watch - then that last 2 seconds of Furio's face fixed everything.
I burst out laughing when I saw Furio lol...it's over for the french guy
Me too and they didn't have to show anything you know he's gonna take care of it
@@jamesmorant1406 exactly situation handled
@@lordoffaiyum9727 also the french dude really thought he was gonna get away blowing 50k 😂
Like Cesar and Vercingetorix
@@jamesmorant1406 Still wonder how the french guy gonna get that 50K back tho. He said he didn't have the money so what can Furio extract from him to be exact?
Credit card?
Whats funny is tony could have sent furio at first but he enjoys making people get there hands dirty
NO aria borrow the guy 50k tony said i take the 50k and i will collect, BUT it cost you the 5 k that i ow you for food over the years.
so tony made 5k off this.
Lol, Artie got his face dirty is about all.
@@az21bob666 tony was going to make that regardless. He just wanted artie to get his hands dirty. He knew the french guy wasnt going to pay artie.
... *their* hands
@@johnnyoldenjr. I think you're both right.
Imagine Jean Phillip blasting 'up in the club' just before Furio rocked up...😂😂😂
The part where he opens the door to see Furio is one of the funniest moments in the whole series.
4:17 , the dude tries to grab Artie by the hair...but finds nothin' :D !!
“Can I get you anything, monsieur? Cheese or wine?”
“Joos tha monay”
When Furio shows up, it elevates quickly
You were warned Jean Phillipe, the money goes up to Artie
Make fun of Artie all you want but his side headlock escape was on point. Use your hand to push under the person's chin to create separation.
@Lucas Cruz You can still do both. Step your leg behind theirs so you get hip-top-hip leverage, tuck your chin between their arm so they don't get a grip on your larynx or carotid artery, push their head away to break their grip and ankle pick them or get free of their hold. Also the first priority needs to be protecting your neck because you probably only have 10 seconds tops before you pass out if they cut off the blood flow to your brain.
Lex Express I’m fucking dyin😂😂😭
Thanks for adding these few last seconds! lol
+ZorbaTheDutch Exactly!
+ForbinColossus Artie is a cheap Nut
My pleasure ;)
Artie also would win the fight ifhe would not be wearing that earring.
You can see the tough guy act collapse at “when are you gonna get it”
Artie is the most relatable and honest representation of all the audience.
we watch and think we could be lile tony but uhhh
no
no we cannot.
"She's lying! I never hit her! I did not. Oh, hi Artie."
I see what you did there.
Ha ha ha ha the room.
🤣🤣🤣
You lost me Wow Put me out of misery
You’re tearing me apart Furio!
Furio for that one second, owned the whole scene.
I like how Tony is giving Artie advice on how to handle the situation, while at the same time also hinting at what could happen to him if he doesn't pay. Most guys, even if they managed to get a meeting with Tony would probably get nothing but direct threats and intimidation, even smacked around a little as it was clear they couldn't pay by the deadline. Artie's friendship gave sorta gave him a pass, but there was menace in Tony's advice as well.
The writing and acting on this show was brilliant.
Omg the ending, no need for anything else 😂😂😂
Omg i had a serious face all the way up until i seen furios face i busted up hahahahaha
Damnit Artie, when they say they will have it later you gotta smack em' around a bit. Don't let them get comfortable, keep them on their toes.
I gave my grandmother some cash for some medicine she needed...still haven't seen the money. I'm going to teach her it's just business, nothing personal.
Reminds me of when I was in the movie training day and me and the homies were gonna kill and possibly rape this cop, I don't know we started talking about fucking dudes in prison and it got out of hand, Denzel Washington had already paid us to kill him so we thought what the fuck, pig ain't telling no one our secrets, we gonna cap him in the tub, fate intervened and we had to cut him loose, we explained that was business and he seemed to understand but told all the cops and our rivals and now none of the esse's wanna bang with us no more.
Monkey king Watch your step. Grandmothers are tougher than you think.
Fuck sake, I should not be laughing at this the way I did!! :D
Just pimp her out
Granny tried to bake me some cookies. But i Saw right through her. I shoved the cookies where the Sun dont shine. She started crying and screaming you've changed. Damn right i changed. 20 fucking years i was in the can. I wanted to fuck a woman but i compromised. I used a tissue.
I have noticed that some people think the moment with Furio was at that point in the episode, I wish it was but I personally edited it 😁
And you did a fine job.
Lmao I was gonna say dude, I've seen this series all the way through at least four times and do not recall that but great edit 🤣🤣🤣
Do you get to see what happens next? Seeing furio there just got me soooo hyped
propera facking edit
@@HumpD624 The frenchman paid up one way or an other
Funny thing is, Jean Phillippe is actually right. This wasn't a loan from Artie (via Tony), it was an investment in a perceived business opportunity. If it works then you get your money back plus any profits etc as part of the investment.........and if not, well tough shit its gone! JP was absolutely right 3:52"Its business. Its a risk!"
but he never phoned Artie which appeared evasive. It gave Artie an opportunity to leverage a theft accusation but it needed to be handled with exacting escalation and aggression when in reality it was totally bungled. the flirtatious host only reinforces the notion it was a grift
"They miss a payment, they start acting like they're doing you a favor if they give you anything." says the guy that did everything not to reimburse his friend Hesh.
He really wanted to pay Hesh back, but by that stage of his life he couldn't manage his money effectively. His dad was giving him good advice when he told him never to gamble. The Sopranos apparently have a weakness for this that Johnny Boy knew about, but he never explained it better to his son.
@@brettzforeman no he didn’t. Tony is a sociopath. He never intended to pay Hesh back. He only started because Hesh bugged him about it. After that he thought of killing him.
@@sit2go I don't remember him thinking of killing him. Hesh was afraid he might but I don't think he ever made any indication that he was contemplating it.
@@billp4 Bobby brought it up and Tony was contemplating it but said what kind of boss will I look like if I can't pay back
@@CabbageYe Bobby never said about killing Hesh. He just said why not tell him to go f*ck himself.
Michael Imperioli wasn't the best writer on The Sopranos, but he certainly wrote some of the funniest scenes in the entire series. His take on Artie Bucco was always the best.
"I'm loyle to my capo"
That's the best part about Furio. He will always get the job done.
give me a $1000.
I love how it immediately falls apart at ".....well when are you gonna get it?".
The French dude really thought he was just going to get away with blowing that 50gs
of the guy who was a close friend of the Jersey mob boss
C'est la vie.
Your 100 percent Right Furio Came to the door give me 50 Thousand
The only reason he didn't get away with it was because Artie was the best friend of a fucking mob boss. I don't think Artie could have done anything if it wasn't for that.
@@JohnSmith-eh2xu artie would have been screwed. Artie will fight or even pull a gun but he wont do what he would have to to recover 60 grand. The guy throws him out and its suicide time not gun time not find a loved one or something to use against the guy if it takes more than a fight to get the money Artie lost already even if he wins the fight he wont take it next level. If not for Benny they wouldnt have messed with Artie but mob guy Benny is running credit card scam with the hostess girl like Artie is nothing a joke so they take there cues from Benny as to how the mob feels about Artie and the girl introduces the french guy to Artie. The real unbelievable part is that Benny would do that to Artie behind Tony's back because he knows how Tony will react. Benny deserved a 2nd beating he was basically going to ruin Artie with card scam then causing a guy to believe Artie is joke with no respect so why not get 60grand from him.
4:06 love the “Fuck to your mother” line that gets thrown out as the fight commences. 😂
I love how Artie walks into Jean Phillipe's small little ornate apartment and just starts staring around nodding his head trying to act tough and goes "Nice crib" just as he recited to himself prior to showing up. Best part is its just like a regular shitty little apartment and such a corny thing to say. Someone outside the Mafia world would think you would have to say to accentuate their attempt at intimidation lmao.
He was looking for berber carpet
John Ventimiglia is an absolute genius of an actor. Criminally overlooked!
Artie is the most underrated character in the show, maybe.
James Sweeney that’s Carmine his comedy is genuis
Anis Miah a pint of blood cost more than a gallon of gold
could have done without him to be honest
He sucked
Would've loved to have seen what furio did to monsiuer froggy.
The dude didn’t have the makings of a French monster. Easy pickings.
You have a bee in a you beret.
Sacre bleu! Mi mama!
The clip of arty talking shit into the mirror can live in my head rent free lol
Jean Philippe tried to pull Artie’s hair but finding none, had no choice but to go for the earring.
Aww, is that all we get? Would had loved to see Furio taking care of business after he opened the door.
Mohd Khalid, they didn't have to!
That's not shown in the episode. It's literally just a cut to Furio standing at the door. We can assume the rest.
And I thought that was perfect. Sometimes more is said without you having to see everything. We know what Furio can do. Couple that with him being pissed already at the Carmela situation (this was right toward the end of that arc when he knew he could never have her) and Tony's best friend getting the shit beat out of him & almost dying cause of the pills and booze OD. And of course the 50 K + & It was all over for Jean Felipe.
Rusty Kuntz -- Exactly. It's much better showing him beating him up. Sometimes less is more.
@Degree7 You have literally posted this comment everywhere.
"I want my money"
"I just told you, I don't have it"
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"Well... when are you gonna get it?"
lol oh Artie...
The tone and the arm folding you knew it was done from there 🤣
I don’t know if it’s going to happen. They didn’t agree with our business model.
I facepalmed at that line
Lmfao!!
aghh that's so me though. as tough as i wanna be at times, i'm a sucker for reasonable explanations
The funniest bit is the way he rehearses his speech in front of the mirror and then fluffs the lines twenty seconds into his conversation inserting random bits of his prepared speech in all the wrong places. "Nice crib you were supposed to give me my money two days ago" Artie, that works neither as a compliment nor as a threat.
When his tough turns into “well…when’re you gonna get it?” I lose it every time hahaha
Hahahahaha I love how the clip just ends with the Frenchman answering the door with confusion on his face looking at a serious ass looking Furio.
I so wanted to see furio go to town on that guy.... :/
ursine82 I don’t think Furio would have to. If the guy had half a brain cell, he would have seen Furio meant business and just handed over the cash. If he didn’t have any he would have found some - and quickly.
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By far my favorite 3 seconds of the series: The Frenchman knows what's coming from Furio. We all do, no need to even show it, which they didn't Priceless
Excellent touch putting that clip at the end.
I loved Artie's character. Such a all around good guy who wasn't cut out to be mobster material even though he was friend's with Tony and interacted with them all the time.
Not to mention in the Test Dream episode, Tony's coach says Artie was the worst of the bunch. Really makes you wonder what he got up to as a kid...