The Marine 2 | Wrestling With Wregret
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ย. 2017
- We've seen what John Cena can do as The Marine ... find out what happens when bland second-generation star Ted DiBiase Jr. takes on the starring role in The Marine 2!
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The FPS bit is spot on. I can't tell you how many fucking times people live through a shotgun blast to the face.
Great fucking idea having a war veteran handle the fireworks...
Point taken but it's not stated if Ted's character has PTSD.
ibrahero I thought the same thing! 2 of my dearest friends are veterans and we long ago nixed all fireworks from our 4th of July celebrations.
@@makeitthrough_ the area I was living in at that time was far more rural- it wasn't like a traditional neighborhood, there was acres of space between homes. However, your point definitely stands. Fireworks really have no place in residential areas.
Would of been a perfect moment for a mankind cameo in that boiler room scene
Would *have
Have a nice day
Or Freddy
"You already forgot his name, didn't you?"
YES!
"You already forgot his name didn't you?"
He had a name? I just thought of him as Yondu. You know, just like how Brian keeps calling the villain Jango. XD
Of course I did, hahaha
Yep
Captain Snark Ikr
Yng Prafit Hes Mary Poppins yall
"Let's fly away and leave these love birds alone. Ok..one more peek!"
Michael Rooker can't pass up a Chocolate covered pretzel
TheNaturalPatHarris great mall rats reference
TheNaturalPatHarris say would you like chocolate covered pretzel?
TheNaturalPatHarris "is that the prick from Fashionable Male"?
I'm a little disappointed Jango Fett didn't use dual pistols and a flame thrower
Kinson Stanley Or a jetpack
I remember when I saw this I had said that Ted Dibiase Jr couldnt act his way out of a wet paper bag with a hole at the end of it.
I’m just gonna say this. In the new movie Cenas in, (Daddy’s home 2?) his first shot in the commercial has him with a shovel. I kid you not. A literal shovel. Gee, I wonder what that is supposed to mean...
a methaphor?
Esp he's going to bury Mark Wahlberg
should've been a spade really.
I dig this idea
Rodycaz yee
Forgot Ted DiBiase even existed. Some son of a millionaire.
EmmaJayne LadyInTheJaguar yeah, why couldn't he just get a "small loan" from his Dad to start his career?
There should be a team up movie of the Marine Franchise, where John TRITON, Joe and Miz team up to stop some terrorists.
Lazar Soljaga and his name is JOHN TRITON
as cool as that would be the entire world would probably be in a lot of danger considering everywhere they go shit gets messed up
@@IsJudedude everyone on Earth would become collateral damage
@@DashingPunkSamurai They came they saw they killed the fuckin world
Or have it be like Baki lol A person wants to cause WW3.
"His name is Church. You forgot his name already didn't you?"
Fuckimg funniest line on this video. I was LMAO!
ShaDevil07 Bruce Willis in the expendables movies?
You make me watch these videos with no wregrets!
Finally, someone else who has the same CoD issues that I do. "I SHOT YOU FROM POINT BLANK RANGE!" "But you still missed." (Throws controller)
Supervillain725 exactly why I play Overwatch and not CoD lol
@@AnArchyRulzz And why I play Halo
7:38 the Zelda bit killed me
guillermo sierra Cuéllar Legend of Zelda
Thats definitely Legend of Zelda.
That's Zelda, you uncultured swine!!!! :O
What did he say before?
Mario*
“I’ve called him (Ted DiBiase Jr.) the Marty Jannetty of Legacy.”
A statement that gets even better with age.
Michael Rooker might be Yondu/Meryl now, but to me, he'll always be Rowdy Burns from Days of Thunder.
Brandon Williams *Myrle
Brandon Williams make sure to check the radiator. It gave him and Cole trouble.
Matt Way *Merle! If you want to correct someone for mispelling a name, don't shoot yourself in the foot by mispelling the name yourself!
He's Stallone's buddy in Cliffhanger to me!
Also Svenning in Mallrats and Henry Lee Lucas in Portrait of a Serial Killer!!!
Brian definitely the leading wrestling channel on TH-cam quality content consistently uploaded 🤙🏻
Scott Veg i base my channel on his. well mine is shit and his is godteir
Scott Veg by far my favorite wrestling channel. Don't go anywhere else . Whenever I need reviews or just great content in general of wrestling history this is the place to come and nothing beats that for me
Steve and Larson. Completely different content though.
This review is Priceless.
I pretty sure after this Ted Dibase Sr walked in and put Brian in the Million dollar Dream
good to see Ted Dibease jr had a long successful caree- wait what's that he failed at copying his father's gimmick turned face became a jobber got released and retired from wrestling.....well that's unfortunate
they had a gold mine in that dude, Sigh's .... Take note NXT, when WWE calls you up? get ready to fail.
Blame the writers, not him.
He didn't want to live the same lifestyle his father did and end up alienating his children, or worse, become Reid Flair.
+Supervillain725 still don't know why they wasted a year making copy his father instead of just letting do his own thing
Trying to give him the rub, but it failed.
"Evil Businesses Man" is doing a decent Regis Philbin impression.
The million dollar man's theme song was fantastic
Beginning with Ted's signature cackle
I am still shocked that Ted DiBiase Jr. isn't wrestling today. He had so much potential and like Cody Rhodes, he could've become a major player and probably won at least 3 or 4 United States Titles, maybe a few Intercontinental Titles and a couple more runs as Tag Team Champion; and if he got over (probably as a heel), he could've become a World Champion (hell, this is WWE, if Jinder Mahal can be Champion, anyone can be).
The problem with him being in The Marine 2, was that it made absolutely no sense, at this point, only Kane, John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H (and for some reason Mr. Kennedy) had been in WWE Movies; so it made no sense to have DiBiase in the film.
I understand that Randy Orton refused to play a Marine, as he felt it would be disrespectful to portray a hero marine, with his own military history, so he couldn't be in it, but they had other options. And why not just have John Cena return and make the film an actual sequel, that at least would've been fun.
Of course the simple truth, you must compare DiBiase to the star of the next 3 Marine films, The Miz.
But still the question, why isn't Ted DiBiase Jr. a wrestler today? He's only 35 years old, he's 6'3/200+lbs and the son of 'The Million-Dollar Man', he should at least be competing on the Independent Circuit, but no, he retired in 2013. Life is strange.
Robert James George I believe he started his own indie wrestling promotion. Sad, he doesn't wrestle want to see him go back to the ring.
Edjeil Dominic Labra i dont think he ever had the passion to be a wrestler. I got the feeling he only trained to be one because that was expected of him. From what i hear hes doing well for himself, got a beautiful wife, a son, a business thats doing well and a charity for under privileged kids. Honestly im glad he decided to do his own thing and not force himself to be a wrestler just because of his legendary family
Robert James George wait JINDER IS CHAMPION? Seriously? Now I know why I stopped watching WWE
Cody is in the wwe now #adrenaline
9:27 That was me when playing the new CoD online last week, except much louder.
10:06 Now that is what's known as a "flying leg kick".
WWE films couldn’t afford Michael Rooker nowadays.
I am not sure how it is possible, but you've gotten funnier! Loving the retro reviews at the minute!
Henry Portrait of a serial killer will always be Rooker's best role to me. Great review as always and I was a huge Dibiase fan sad how things worked out.
Im so glad that you are on a Dad schedule like me. I have the day off and 8 oclock in the morning wouldve been a lot excited without this vid. Cereal for the kids, W3 for their Papa.
This video has become one of favorites of yours. A lot of laughs
The editing in this was top notch Brian XD Good work.
6:28 "Oh, hello down there" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jack Bauer reference got a HUGE pop from me. Just when you think you can't love this channel and Brian even more there's always something else you find and your like YESSS!! SO GLAD I SUBSCRIBED!!! 24 is my favorite show of all time that made the review for me besides all the funny bits you always provide for us LOL!! Idk why but 10:06 had me physically done. Laughed so hard at that.
Not a Patreon backer (financial circumstances prevent that currently), but I would love to see Brian review his favorite Wrestlemania: Wrestlemania 19!
"... different woodwind." Lol!
They shoot about as well as the villains on the A-Team.
I had forgotten Michael Rooker's character was Church. I kept thinking what is Mr. Svenning(from mallrats) doing in this.
This review was alright, but next week's episode will be AAWWWWWESSSSSOOOMMMME!
9:53 one of the best parts of the movie , the behind the scenes on tht scene were pretty cool too.
Marine 2 starring generic wrestler #9457
But he did do better then Cena. tehe
Jango Fett? That's Temuera Morrison for you, very good actor, and he also sings!
He does??
Seriously, thanks for pointing out that Grenade kill-radius thing. That was driving me crazy.
Instant kill from the explosion is about 8 feet, after that it's all shrapnel.
Sure it wasn't on purpose or if anyone else even noticed but the Survival of Explosions counter with dings and the reversal/removal of the third one in particular reminded of me of Cinemasins. This is a good thing by the way.
While completely on point, that FPS cutaway was comedy gold. 😂😂😂
Dammit, Zane! The Zelda music with the handoff to Joe made me giggle so hard I actually had to pause the video.
This is seriously the best review yet. "You already forgot his name, didn't you?" Guilty as charged. Great job, I'm still laughing.
Hey Rooker is also known for that one racing movie where he was a racer guy in that one racing thing, never mind
I guess Brian is a Star Wars fan off screen.
monsterjambrony he should make a spin off channel from this where he does things non wrestling related like playing Battlefront
Tbh there was a time I kinda liked Ted DiBiase Jr.
lol he plays a Marine perfectly sans eating a box of crayolas
I think they should make The Merchant Marine starring Fred Ottman as Tugboat.
" ok one more peak" had me fucking dying!
Wait what??? The Marine 2 makes the Marine 1 look like Rambo.
Keep growing out the 'fro, Zane! Lovin it
that was actually a good cgi moment. i didn't even realize
I remember seeing this movie playing in the movie room at an Army MWR in Korea in 2010. I only caught about 10-15 minutes of it, and while it isn't the worst movie I've ever seen, it might as well have been called 'Generic Action Movie'.
The WWE all was missing up Future Stars
this whole video was hilarious
9:49 totally killing the business
Why did I relate to the video game bit so much?
4:05 Call of Duty fans will also know him for being in Call of the Dead and for playing Harper in Black Ops 2, and he's also known for being Henry in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
His Father was seriously a Better actor!
Michael Rooker was great in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Micheal Rooker is best known for Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer.
MERLE DIXON
WWW > The Nostalgia Critic
Mychael Darklighter no
Thanks to the infinite success of The Marine film franchise, John Cena, Ted DiBiase Jr. and The Miz will all have long careers in Hollywood. See kids, WWE Films does make dreams come true!
"And just generally fuck shit up" awesome comment.
The guy who played "Church" also played Rowdy Burns in "Days of Thunder.
OMG! It's Anita from Heartbreak High!
10:06
RANDOM NINJA ATTACK
I MISS THOSE
Brian, I didn't know you were such a star wars fan too!
I got the "awesome" hint at the end. 👍
I missed this in my sub box thank the TH-cam gods that recommended it to me
At NYCC this year I met Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase nice guy and he did the laugh btw and Michael Rooker hijacked his own panel Q and A.
Amazing Legend of Zelda Easter Egg, there! Well played.
It wasn't WWEs fault Ted jr was the death of charisma
Hard to believe this went straight to video & didn't rule the box office
11:20 Church was Joe's Hasselhoff
Me before the video started: “man, whatever happened to Ted Jr, he really had the tools to be a star in the pro wrestling industry”
Me as soon as Ted Jr starts talking: “oh yeah, now I remember”
Of the Legacy duo between Ted Jr. & Cody Rhodes, seems like Cody won out in the end in terms of elevating himself.
@@DasNordlicht91Rhodes excelled at the mic and at digging into his characters, Dibiase for whatever reason, absolutely struggled at it, not just being bad at it, but absolutely shit, and that was really sad.
I'll remember him as Rowdy Burns thanks.
11:00
Brain - How did the Marine get his other hand out of the cuffs and chain?
It's not Jango if you didn't know it's Jake, Jake The Muss!
I was thinking that "Just generally fucking shit up" may be something I add to a business card or email signature, but upon a second look it can make it seem like I'm an imbecile.
Your forgetting that The Rook was also in Henry: portrait of a serial killer.
I legit mark out on that Zelda music 😂😂😂
9:52 No Boiler room match jokes Bryan?
i am a marine lol
10:18 So Brian you literally phoned this in?
I know he wasn't a Marine but you should add the Mr Kennedy military vehicle to this list
7:31 I Laughed
So you recommend watching this one?
...also a nice nod to Cinema Sins SFX.
Neat uploaded on my, and Chris Jericho's, Birthday, awesome
Mike Bottomless Pit Dunham really
Yes
4:32 😂😂
Michael Rooker is most known for Mall Rats.
whisperienced oh shit I forgot yondu got a shit pretzel from earl hickey!
@@carybeweary7209 actually it was Dave Seville who was handing those out...
11:31 On Point
Oh Temuera Morrison, what have you done? From Dr Ropata to Jake the Muss to Jango Fett to genetic evil bad guy here to Aquaman’s human dad to aged Boba Fett. Someone cook him some eggs.
I never seen this movie but seeing that Michael Rooker is in it, I kind of want to.
Well this certainly has a better premise and execution. Now if only Cena had this film as the first movie.
Zane & Solomonster are the best wrestling reviewers