Assault on Devil's Island | Wrestling With Wregret
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Hogan's unparalleled charisma in wrestling compared to his completely non-existent charisma in movies is always a sight to behold.
Right? I've never understood that.
Meanwhile, the Rock, Austin, and I dare say even Kevin Nash have let their charisma really shine through in their roles. It's really interesting, eh?
@@WrestlingWithWregret it's cuz in a promo he gets to be way over the top, film requires subtly and emoting. I think it is a major reason modern promos suck. Wrestlers are trying to act from a script rather than just being themselves in some way but to the extreme
@@WrestlingWithWregret How about reviewing "The Ultimate Weapon" at some point?
Hulk Hogan has had one good role China,Illinois. And It was only because it was essentially himself. The man is a cartoon and I feel like that’s his perfect part.
The hairpiece alone is Oscar worthy.
Luckily they don't give Oscars for "made for TV" movies.
Wait... That's a hairpiece!?!?!
@@richs180 Fun fact, that's Terry Bollea's real hair. To play "Hulk Hogan" he shaves off the top to make it look like he has male pattern baldness. Just goes to show how committed to his craft he is.
Hogan wishes he had that hairpiece for real 😂
The absolute joy in Brian's voice when Roy pulled out the minigun.
Real talk though this movie sounds like a fun watch if nothing else.
Hulk Hogan Vs Kano was a fight I I didn’t know I wanted in my life.
Kano Hell Yeah
I remember watching this when it came out on TNT. It's pretty much the Expendables without the budget. Commando without Schwarzenegger. Predator without any of the talent. I don't really hate it, I'm just perplexed that it exists. What made it an oddity is that it came out when all the muscled, military, big gunned action films became an afterthought. The best thing going on for this film is Carl Weathers.
Want this gonna be a TV show as well? I remember it as a TV show for some reason. And the female lead joking about his car being a hummer. And a legendarily awkward scene where the team is introduced and they say hi and wave.
Have you seen "Action Jackson"?
“Predator without any of the talent.”
…It literally has Carl Weathers in it. 😂
@@sharding14 I meant the directors and effects artist. Read it correctly next time
Poor Carl Weathers
I love that Zane refers to the evil drug kingpin’s compound as “The Pornhouse”.
The usage of "dude" and "jack" in Brian's Hogan impression have the exact same rhythm as the flexing in Austin's Hogan impression.
Don't forget "Bruther!"
You got me on that little Kerry Von Erich swerve. 😂
I like how that "minigun" looks in no way like a powerdrill hidden inside a box and glued to six plastic pipes sprayed metallic with a bit on the end to hold a party sparkler.
I couldn’t even tell that was Hogan. He looked a lot like Nicholas Cage from Con Air on this one.
yeah just like Brian said in the video...the combination of the hairpiece and the lack of mustache makes him look super weird. I was thinking Dollar Store Kevin Costner from Waterworld myself but the Con Air Nic Cage is spot on lmao
@@skippythealien9627 it’s indeed one of the most unique looks that Hogan has ever seen back in his WCW days. Him without a moustache is like taking away his Hulkamania power.
Well a stiff looking Nick Cage cuz atleast Cage could move. Hogan's biggest problem even in wrestling was he didn't move a lot. How could he be a ninja with a back problem?
Just admiring your Cage
I thought he sort of looked like if Shawn Michaels and Triple H had both stepped into The Fly's teleportation device together.
Hulk Hogan in this movie looks like if Triple H and David Carradine were the same person.
That advert at the beginning was easily some of your best work. That is how you do a proper tie-in. Absolutely amazing. Well done sir.
It's one of the best I've even seen. I actually watched it twice.
@@MartyArchibald I swear I thought it was the real Hulkster for a minute such a great ad
Dang that Hulk impersonation in the opening ad is spot-on. Uncanny
I would just like to take this chance to state : Z man is a true TH-cam legend. Best wrestling channel on here ❤
best hogan was hukl hogan division street walker texas ranger
Hell yes!
Billy Drago got so typecast as “creepy bad guy” at times. Heck this wasn’t even the first “sleazy drug lord” he played.
Shannon Tweed was hot, and I give them credit for not damsel in distressing her at least.
Yep, Delta Force 2 main bad guy "sleazy drug lord" (with one of the best villain speeches right before he dies) and a weird drug lord/arms dealer in Invasion USA
Iirc,he was also a demon on the original Charmed for quite a few episodes.
Speaking of typecast, Trevor Goddard here aka Kano was the same character somewhat in Deep Rising. RIP.
His role as John Bly from "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr." will always be my fave of his.
@@Partyboy22
I remember him as
BARBAS
from CHARMED
after that character
it's all he played was
variations of
BARBAS
the voice
the mannerisms
the body posture
Dude, your impersonations of wrestlers is pure talent! 😂😂 anyways, back to the video!
Rip Trevor Goddard. Fraker was a decent role, but he will always be known as Kano in the first Mortal Kombat movie. Sadly, him and Darren Shahlavi (who played Kano in the webseries Mortal Kombat: Legacy) both have died. Hope the role isnt cursed.
I hope Josh Lawson is the outlier. I thought he was pretty good as the latest Kano.
It isn’t, there is no such thing as a cursed movie role. Feel relieved now?
I like the idea of Young Brian being at Maccabiah Mania II. In my head, it's kayfabe and you were in attendance.
Fraker is the same guy who played Kano in the original MK.
Fun fact: The main bad guy Fraker also played Kano in the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie. One of his best roles. RIP to the actor Trevor Goddard.
I was kinda looking forward to Hogan knows best season 2 review, but I understand it's gonna take sometime and mental patience to get through that crap.
Can’t believe it took me all of 2 seconds to realize that was Trevor Goddard. (Kano from Mortal Kombat.)
Brian, you need to check out a film called Bad Day to Go Fishing from 2009.
I love all the Hulk Hogan references in this. Damn this is a decent little tv movie.
The Only Time Hulk Hogan's Acting Was decent was the Adult Swim Cartoon series China IL one of my favorite shows on the late night programming block
His appearances on Robot Chicken were fun as well.
Apparently you've forgotten about Gremlins 2
@@michaelsinger4638 His random cameo as Abe Lincoln in that one sketch was surprisingly hilarious.
Because it was just like doing promos LOL
Mr Nanny was the shit
That Arrested Development reference got me by surprise ... well done sir.
Carl Weathers playing a cheap and crazy version of himself 😂
When you watch to the end because you know the "OH" is coming
what about it?
Did anyone knew about this movie (besides diehard Hogan fans)?
Off-topic, I can't wait to see Zane's review of ECW Heatwave 99 next week.
For those who never saw it, Bubba Ray Dudley's promo on Dayton, Ohio is soooooo romantic lol.
Looks like the movie he made when he lost his mustache during the dark side Hogan experiment.
Has to be the one where he said a mom in the crowd taught her daughter how to suck dick LOL
I knew about it due to the advertisements on Nitro
I remember a minor digital satellite channel in the UK making a huge deal out of it about 10 years ago. It was very weird.
@@gaylordfocker7990 Damn Kevin Sullivan lol.
We're on a Hogan binge. And I'm loving it!! 🤣🤣
I LIKED Assault On Devil's Island. It was above average perfect B-list Action (if Shannon Tweed is in your Movie, it's definitely B-list,plus Billy Drago? *Chef's Kiss*)but Hogan's Hairpiece??..... EPIC
In my teens any Shannon Tweed movie was an A+ movie to me lol
At first I thought "How did you get him to do this?" Your impersonation is amazing!
2:25
Nice to see that Vacant has cleaned himself up a bit!
And the "O" noise pops up mid credits like a Marvel movie. Bravo.
Ever notice Hogan never said “this doesn’t work for me, brother” when he was handed an awful script?
I know you hear this all the time, but I really needed a good laugh today and you made it happen. Thank you, keep it up.
Just wanna show my love for the Arrested Development line. I haven't been able to watch anything with Carl Weathers without thinking about stew! Keep killin it Zane!!!!
I love the part when they are suiting up and it turns into Batman lol. That’s exactly what was going on in my head. Great minds think alike I guess lol
Well played for the use of Batman & Robin during "suit up time". Cracked me up.
the real injustice is that action jackson didn't become a franchise. appreciate the "baby, you got a stew goin'." line. Shannon Tweed was also in that heist movie with Andrew Dice Clay and Roddy Piper. Weird.
This is exactly what I want when I want a review of a bad movie. Fucking hilarious writing. Shadow Warriors gonna get Blackwater'd.
love the arrested development reference @11:40
Great show
Your impressions are amazing Brian, your Honky Tonk impression in your Starcade 94 review made me laugh.
That hairpiece of Hogan's is what Hulk wishes what his hair was like.
Baby…you got a stew going!!
Great video as always Brian. However, what you forgot to mention was that there was a major story that developed when this movie first aired on TNT.
On Nitro, commentators hyped that the contract signing for the Starrcade 1997 Main Event would take place during the movie’s commercial breaks.
Midway through the movie, they cut to a press conference with Hollywood Hogan barking at the media when suddenly Sting came in from the side door. Starring a hole through his advisory. Then Sting signed the contract without taking his eyes off of Hogan. Cue the flash photography as we kick it to more commercials then the rest of the movie.
I remember that nitro and getting annoyed at the commentors for talking about it so much. Even ignoring the matches. They turned everything they could into a excuse to plug it. I am sure it was Tony and Mike and Bobby's fault since they are usually the best team. I am sure Eric was giving them orders. Or it was Tnt that was giving them orders either way.
That's a pretty solid Hogan impression.
Wrestling With Wregret: the Tae-Bo Episode. This takes me back, lol
Hunter- "Mike, you're bleeding again."
Mike- "bleeding is what I ain't got time to do."
The joke at 11:40 had me laughing so hard! I love that Arrested Development reference! Also, that sounded like a really good recipe actually. 😁
So bizarre. Right before you started showing the footage, during the armor scene I was thinking “this seriously reminds me of Batman and Robin”
7:40 I'm not expecting the end of Jaws 3D or anything but there was fireball... underwater. 🤣
"some weird uncanny valley Sh!t" That made me LMFAO
"Baby, you gotta stew goin'." I love a Arrested Development reference!
I get back from work, I see a new WWW review video, I click like my life depends on it.
I can't wait to see Brian's review on The Ultimate Weapon, with Hogan having a crew cut wig.
Every hogan movie from the 90s had the same vibe as a power rangers episode.
“We need Megazord Power Brother!”
The arrested development stew line got me lol kudos
The first promotional ad on a TH-cam video that geniunely made me laugh. Thanks, Brian.
Automatic thumbs up for the ad transition 🤣🤣🤣 Brian, you're a genius 📚
I love this movie because it’s terrible, a riot and it’s great 90s action cheese. Where else you’re gonna get Hulk Hogan, Apollo/Action Jackson, Kano, John Kreese, and Billy Blanks in same movie.🤣 Shannon completes the team really well and Drago appeared in a Michael Jackson music video if I’m not mistaken.
Billy Drago had a long movie career. He was in the Untouchables, delta force 2, invasion USA, Pale rider and Brisco County Jr. He mostly played villains but he was very memorable in those roles.
I'm convinced this was made just to give hogan more heat
Whatever you do. Do not stay for Brian’s end credits lmao
Always looking forward to Wednesday because I know the z-man will release a new video.
RIP Carl Weathers 🫡
Asleep for 36 hours?! Well that blows my record of 17 out of the water... I wasn't recovering from a shark attack or anything, just a stage in my depression wherein I slept a lot.
11:38 LOVE the Arrested Development reference 👏👏👏👏👏
That was a decent impression !
Thought that was actually Hulk Hogan for a second, awesome impression!
For all I've ever heard about the US military, "military grade encryption" would make me less likely to buy a product
I think your “past me” nailed how we all feel about adverts on yt
I love this and the sequel/prequel. They're both on TH-cam too.
Goddamn this is why I love the Zane man.
Also, RIP Kano.
Rest In Peace Carl Weathers ♥️
Okay, that SurfShark ad was actually really hilarious.
13:28: Hogan ain't sellin' no movie kicks.
GOD DAMN IT BRIAN!!!!! I thought you said you wouldn't show that Hogan "O" audio!?!??! You just had to slip it in, no pun intended. Couldn't resist, could you?!?!??!?
The fact that I’ve never heard of this movie in my life made me know I was in for a ride!
Yes! I love when you do Hulk Hogan episodes!
Is that’s the guy that played Kano in the mortal Kombat film
Yes indeed
Yes
I still remember WCW showcasing the contract signing for the Sting/Hogan match at Starrcade '97 during the premiere of this film. Idk about anyone else, but if it hadn't been for that, I never would've tuned in in the first place.
" The diamonds and cocaine are delivered safely back to their source, the US government"
XD XD XD
There's also a sequel, Assault on Death Mountain
This threw me for a second, because when I saw the sequel it was under the title "Shadow Warriors II: Hunt for the Death Merchant", back when it first aired. But apparently both movies had different titles in different regions, so that's kinda weird. IMDB lists the sequel as "Assault on Death Mountain" while also citing the other title as its "original title".
So I already learned something today.
almost as good as “Brother Jack Dude in Paradise with Muscles Brother!”
Hogan battles a shark, underwater, while injured and after it jumped him from behind and yet Hogan still went over on the shark.
Your intro is FIRE....I find myself singing it around the house.
Yes I think the intro is tight
not gonna lie, sometimes I miss the old theme music from 2016-Early 2019...but this intro grew on me after a while and I like it now lmao
it’s awesome
Yay a movie review, missed those.
Hogan: I know its 1.99 a minute, and 99 cents each addition minute
-5 hours later-
Hogan: Now for the news
Well this movie had a better promotion and advertisement in WCW better than ready to rumble
12:48 Hogan's Heroes, nice.
7:11 “unlimited ammo mini gun” 😂🤣😂🤣
Love the shirt at the very beginning .
That’s a great Hulkster impression!
Never saw the movie, but I always thought it was a spin off/sequel to Thunder In Paradise. Lol
I want to start a wrestling company just so I can put on 9 PPV's and name them "the beginning of the beginning", "the middle of the beginning", "the end of the beginning", "the beginning of the middle", "the middle of the middle", "the end of the middle", "the beginning of the end", "the middle of the end" and "the end of the end". At which point we'd close up shop.
This is the best theme song in the entire history of theme songs. Mega Ran is amazing!
I won't lie I was just waiting for the arrested development stew reference
Whoa whoa whoa there's plenty of meat on that bone .....brother
I love Carl Weathers playing crazy cheap Carl Weathers
Nothing get me happier than seeing mister zane reviewing hulk hogan films
Surprised they didn't have Hogan doing Tae Bo in the intro, or a random cut to Billy Blanks himself doing it. Though with the rest of the film, that might have pushed it over budget. lol.
Martin Kove was in the sadly all-too-short-lived TV series "Hard Time on Planet Earth".
Z Man, I'd like to give a big shout out to you and say thank you for all of the hard work you put in to giving us quality content. For some of us, it serves as a means of escape from the shit show that is the world today. Even if it's for a brief period of time, that little bit helps. Honestly, I can't thank you enough. Keep doing what you're doing... Don't be a dick and like what you like 🤘🤘🤘
I'm so glad I kept watching the video instead of making a "stew" reference immediately! 😮💨
I just got it stuck in my head now Kerry von Erich's line Welcome to Dallas could be used as a meme
Rest In Peace Carl Weathers
Not to brag, but I've met 2 people from this: Carl Weathers and Martin Kove. Both were very nice