Flat Earther is Simply Clueless!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ย. 2024
- Hello one and all and welcome to another Flat Earth Friday where today we take another look at Joey Rocha, who is adamant that all globe proponents are in an intellectual coma.
Thanks to Fight the Flat Earth for helping out!
Let's see why he thinks that...
Here is Joey's original video:
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See you all on Tuesday where Flat Earth Focker is back but not for Flat Earth reasons!
Dan's opinions shared in this video are supported by verified facts (whether scientific or general) and they should be treated as just that: opinions. All critique and humour are addressed to the words and actions of individuals and not to the individuals themselves, under the Act of Free Speech.
I love that Joey Rocha has his shirt on insideout in this video. Really adds to his aura of brilliance.
he doesnt even get that right
That's exactly what I was thinking.
His mommy wasn't there to dress him.
Thought i would be the only one who noticed 🤣
I was going to point that out, but you beat me to it. 😂
SciManDan! In less than 3 hours I'm going to defend my Bachelor thesis in Astronomy, please wish me luck!
Wow, I hope it goes well!
Good luck
Best of luck!!
Good luck 🤞
Smash it! 🚀🌌🛰☄
A scientist puts a roach on a table, tells it to walk, and it does. Then he pulls a leg out of the roach, tells it to walk, and, with a little difficulty, it still does. Then he pulls another leg, and another leg, tells the roach to walk, and, with increasingly difficulty, it walks. Finally, the scientist pulls off all the roach's legs, tells it to walk, but it doesn't. The scientist then concludes that a roach without any legs can't hear. That's how flat earthers think science.
An accurate statement my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That illustration is a perfect fit to the the flat earther. I wish I had thought of that!
🤣🤣🤣
"If you doubt me... then you'd be doubting peer reviewed science." I mean, doubting and testing claims is literally peer review.
Wrong peers. Did you hear what FTFE had to say about thier so-called truth groups?
Is it weird that they are using "peer reviewed" as a way to create the look legitimacy while ignoring peer reviewed science that proves the earth is a spheroid.
@@robertt9342 No it's not weird lol it's the product of ignorance, arrogance, and their sense of desperation to be special 😂😂
I live in Honolulu. I've stood on the shore of our island and looked out at several of the other islands that are visible from here. In no case can I see the SHORE of the other islands. I can see the mountains, but never the shore. I've even climbed to the top of Diamond Head Crater, and even from that high elevation, I cannot see the shore of the other islands. This fellow clearly just makes things up and has never actually gone out on the shore and taken a look. So, he's downright lying.
I have tried to make this same point from Maui many times. They just cannot wrap their flat heads around it. . They all say if you zoom in, you'll be able to see the shore. . Which is clearly not true. 😖
The Devil is in the details and given that a lot of them think they’re good Christians I think they have to avoid the details or go to Hell. JK
But some of them really do say the globe Earth was created to separate people from God.
It’s possible that their attachment to the idea of flat Earth is so strong in some cases that any and all contradictory information might necessarily be discarded as falsehoods.
Combine that with their apparent deficits in spacial reasoning then they’ll probably prefer to believe anything reframed to support their position.
Non-religious types probably have similar reasons for accepting flat Earth on emotional grounds rather than scientific ones. Hence the idea that the sky is a giant plasma display and anything projected there is part of the lie and can be conveniently ignored.
Thanks to point that out. I thought it would be like that, but good to hear it from someone living on the Hawaiian islands.
@@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Yo thanks, I was going to say this since I have been to Maui before as a visitor, but I guess you have more experience, that and the thing that it is more believable coming from someone who lives there.
A lot of them know the Earth is not flat but they have a community of believers, for ex on facebook, and make money through donations and selling goods and so on, so they have a vested interest in fabricating lies.
It amazes me just how much flat earther's can talk without saying anything....
You just skip all the 20 minutes and go to the last one and it will go something like that this summarizing their whole speech. ''God created us, bible proves god, the bible says nothing about a globe''.
Every single one includes this phrase in their argument. I'm kinda interested if there are non-christian flat Earthers (probably not, never heard of one) and if there is at least one will this person use his religion in the explanation. Like what would a Buddhist say? Weird thing to wonder about but at this point, the ''well, now it's just ridiculous' and went way too far'' point, I just can't help it.
Anyone who believes in a flat earth is not a true Christian
XD
@@LifeInPink999 in Kur'an-ı Kerim it says the Earth is created like a globe,more specifecly an egg.Yet there is still flat earther Muslims so i don't think anyone from any religion really thinks Earth is flat.
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The flat earther can’t even put his shirt on properly. It’s inside out!
Ha ha ha. I noticed that too.
Maybe he's doing it on purpose. Because wearing your shirt inside out protects you from Illuminati mind control rays or something
Yes, it does stick out a bit. :) that boy is a contrarian, through and through.
Inside out t-shirt is just one of the local styles here in hawaii. I used to do it.😁
@@TheJolle Ooo, that's what my kid brother was doing..
Joey: "Debate me using MATH and PHYSICS"
also Joey: "8 inches per mile squared"
like ikr
Ah yes, the spherical geometry of a parabola. I think we found who is in a intellectual coma
@@romannod5191 i thought they were referring to surface area this entire time and couldn’t figure out why. oh jee.
Do you suppose he lists things like "8 inches per mile squared" on dating sites in order sound smart while saying something irrelevant and skew reality in order to mislead the stupid with regard to other physical objects?
I got banned from a flat Earth group. They realized I wasn't one of them after my 200th super sarcastic post agreeing with them about the Earth being flat.
MrZenmancer doesn’t help that the way they posit their arguments literally sounds like trolling.
Yeah.. can’t seem to convinced about the flat earth theory around them.. cause none of them are that convinced themselves
aww, I hope you didn't hurt their feelings😂😂😂😂
I got banned from the Reddit in like 2 posts. Couldn't stand the stupidity for that long.
@@zh3497 😂😂I think the biggest thing that annoys me about flat earthers is, why do they give a shit? if they came out tomorrow and said " the earth is flat" I'd be surprised for a minute and think shit!! still hasn't got me a day off work though has it, life goes on
I'm stupider for having watched this man speak. Dan, you're a strong willed man for being able to do this for a living
I cant belive this flatter is a teacher... thats insane... and ya listen to crap like this day in and day out... strong will idd Dan... I feel rly sorry for his collegues, and the kids his (NOT) teaching...
Come on. Science has proven that no matter how you put a T-shirt on, it will always find its level.
Think his t shirt is on right.I think I have a remoans t shirt with raised seems up stairs somewhere
@@martinnorman2579 Buzz Killington.
Thick as shit mind you
lol
Because density and bouyancy.
Wow. "We needed this gyroscope. Got it. Proved the earth was moving. Must be broken".
He has no idea about geometry. No idea about surveying. No idea about physics. He is however very sure about himself. Classical Dunning-Kruger.
Also no idea about topography.
ha, i just had a passing recommended video about the Dunning-Kruger....
They really should consider renaming the dunning-kruger effect to "the flat earther syndrome". I have never seen a better example of the dunning-kruger effect than the average flat earther.
Yet another person using that term incorrectly because someone thought it was a good insult to use on the internet. The irony is, when people misuse the term it is a border line example of the correct usage of the term.
@@flatasacueball6326 The flat earthers are trolling people like you. It is a meme
Anyone who says "all intensive purposes" AND "supposebly" is definitely the kind of genius that we should all be listening to and learning from. 🤦♀️
The fact that they put "globe tour" on their website is priceless! HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA
I jump up and let the earth spin round and don't come down until I'm floating over your town. -Herbalizer
I love how they say the earth is motionless but then say the earth moves up for things to fall
Or the "flat plain" tilts back and forth
Would a housefly on the back seat of my car have to exceed my driving speed to fly to the front seat?
Flat earther - “Absolutely!”
Yup, and there’s a wind going 1666 km/h at all times.
Exactly. Which is why I currently hold the gold medal for 100m sprint, because I did it in a japanese bullet train. Usain bolt can go 11m/s? Ha! Try beating my 200mph. Unfortunately I can't run anymore, since I jumped on the train, and got blasted to the back of the carriage at 200mph because the train moved underneath me like how earth should.
Or maybe I'm using stupid flat earth logic lmao.
Relatve to the ground, they are right. But relative to the car, they are wrong. LOL
@@mangojulie123 Thing is, the air inside the car moves with the car, just like earth's atmosphere rotates with it, so it's pretty obvious what should be your zero.
Centuries ago when trains were just starting the common understanding was people would die to moving faster than the air... flatearther “hold my air”
Here's a joke:
Why don't the Flat Earthers use paragraphs?
Because they don't believe in space!
Ba dum tsch
Well, they believe in SPACE COMMA!
Because paragraphs are above 15° apart and that'll break the 15° per hour drift
Groan
Get out.
Flat earth tour:
- hello, would you like to debate the shape of the earth with us?
- sure, how did you get here?
- we drove a camper van.
- how did you navigate?
- we used GPS.
- what does GPS stand for?
- . . . *windows shutdown sound*
legend
GROUND positioning system! ;)
Perfect
Yep, their hypocrisy knows no bounds.
@@markbeiser GLOBAL positioning system ;)
Been binging your videos, absolute greatness! As a land surveyor I laugh at the flat earth community for their lack of knowledge or acceptance of the knowledge provided to them. Surveyors have to use a scale factor on lengthy projects, think roads and highways, to account for the earths curvature. 👍🏼
The yodeling song kills me every time...🤣🤣🤣💀
They say ignorance is bliss, but I find his ignorance very annoying.
Well thats because you don't live in his ignorance. ;)
Bliss for them annoying for the rest
But it's not just ignorance with this guy. He flat out lied when he said that ALL tests with these laser gyros returned no Earth rotation.
It's an old one but good- if ignorance is bliss flat earthers would be in constant state of orgasium
Ignorance is bliss is very stupid statement.
Dude can't even put his t-shirt on right 😂 i could be wrong but it looks like it's inside out...
I agree with you. I was coming here to make the same comment
I thought that the first time I saw him. Lol.
as kurzegast once said "feelings are often immune to facts"
I love that channel :)
You mean Kurzgesagt?
Benjamin Niess it’s really hard to pronounce and spell XD.
@@cuppajoe2 Not for me 😉
Im German 😁
Benjamin Niess ah, that makes sense. I would never be able to pronounce or spell that off the top of my head. XD
Shh, don't tell him that's not an electron microscope, I charged him 20,000 dollars for that!
Should have told him it was a "photon microscope" and charged him $30,000 for the obviously superior technology.
20k for an electron microscope? That´s a bargain.
@@paavobergmann4920 kidding? 200k would still be a good bargain!
@@perhammarstrom4559 sure. an old, used, slightly battered SEM could be available for 20k. for a TEM, you can start looking for an old used one around 200k. You want something new and shiny, 1M is more like it
@@paavobergmann4920 wow I didn't believe you, but they are expensive.
High confidence - inside-out clothing - zero comprehension of science or method.
I wonder if he was able to work out the he had his tee shirt on inside out???
Hey, I give him props for being able to put on his big boy shirt all by himself.
He'd swear there was proof it was right regardless :)
Quantum entanglement?
😂😂😂 was about to ask if anyone noticed
Holy shit, how could i miss that?
The fact he has his shirt inside out while stalling questions he’s asking himself says it all
Wisecrack also covered Flat-Earth-Fun.
“You can’t get a tan, or vitamin D from a BARN fire” ? Is he talking about a barn on fire or a BONFIRE?
I wondered what he was talking about.
..believe it or not, but he's referring to the sun...which he thinks is 'fire according to scientists'...
Hahaha 😁
If we need to send some people to Mars to save our planet can we please send the flat prats. Not only would they realise they made a mistake but we don't need them to return anytime soon.🔥🔥 😈😈🔥🔥😈😈🔥🔥
He does have a tenuous grasp of the English language. He also said at 9:55 "by all means and intensive purposes" when the correct phrase is "all intents and purposes." This just proves he was asleep in English class as much as he was asleep in science class.
@@dimitri877 You most certainly CAN get a suntan from a bonfire (and a barn fire.) You just have to be REALLY close to the fire. Because that fire does not burn NEARLY as hot as the sun does. ------ My father was a welder and he got a tan/burn on his arms everyday of his job. It would stop where the sleeves of his t-shirt started.
I come for the stupid.
I stay for the yodeling.
Re : yodelling, honestly WTF. Which of my dopey ass ancestors was like "hey, you know how loud sounds causes avalanches? Well I can sing like someone is repeatedly kicking me in the balls. At the top of my lungs. Checkit.
I
love simply love the yodeling
@Senor Frog you.... Can just.
Simple math mate....
10th grade physics.....
@Senor Frog Umm... You know... You guys always believe the government for everything. It's almost like you want to overrun the government. Have you ever actually studied NASA before questioning? NASA doesn't only do space you know. They can create aircraft and supersonic aircraft.
Love it ....
I can see the island = Earth is flat
I can't see the island ....oh *THATS* Refraction ! = Earth is flat.
Wow !
Not refraction. It's an optical delusion.
They are professional athletes, cause the mental gymnastics they do are astounding!
@@lolabigcups7121 If you've ever seen a contortionist dislocate their shoulder like it's nothing just to pop it back in... well these people dislocate any lobe and cortex in their brain on command.
¡Maaan! , that explains why I can't see Hawaii in my Mexican-northern house. Pure Refraction, optical illusions 😱😱😱😱.
#Sarcasm
The earth is dying
Who gives a shit about its shape
How thick do they think the Earth (in their disc model) is?
Another brilliant showing by The Agent!
"For all intensive purposes ..." Precious.
That helicopter thing...If I am in a car traveling down a highway at 75mph and I throw a ball straight up in the air. It lands back in my hand. I must not be moving by his logic. Then explain my speeding ticket, because the officer said he clocked me going 10 over the speeding limit.
I've noticed that flat earthers have a particularly difficult time understanding inertial reference frames. Differential pressure also seems to give them a lot of trouble, especially the space deniers.
Joe Vignolo They were the kids that didn’t pay attention in science class, and now are trying to explain the World using Neanderthal science.
@@drgilbertourroz you should not insult neanderthals, they are people too...
@@AlanKlughammer And apparently, about 2 % of my genome! Mind you, some women I dated have said......... Well, anyway, I'm part cave man, let's leave it there. ;-)
They gave you a speeding ticket for going 10 over the limit? That’s crazier than Joey Rocha!
The yodeler AND The Agent in the same video? You're too good to us SciManDan!
I must be the only person who finds the agent stuff incredibly cringy and detrimental to the videos.
@@guska5523 maybe. But it's all good. Memes come in facebook/instagram flavors and reddit/4chan flavors.
@@PadreMortalis yeah, it's no big deal, obviously people like it, and Dan likes it, so, I guess I'll grow to like it.
@@guska5523 yeah. Sometimes the jokes miss the mark. But this showing, I enjoyed the agent.
OMG I love the government agent: "The pizza was a decoy. I'm annihilating it as we speak"
Yes
I mean he's not lying lmao
"When one looks at a piece of paper under an electron microscope"
*Holds up a standard optical microscope*
Not like he could hold up a electron scope now could he let alone have one laying around.
Moguai ATO Or he could show a picture of a piece of paper under one like Dan did... My bet is that he genuinely thought it was an electron microscope. Still less stupid than believing in a flat earth though.
Seems like he could have said optical microscope. It would be plenty bumpy enough. Besides, wouldn’t a flat Earther reject the output of an electron microscope as CGI?
I know I’ve seen one in the past rejecting pictures of atoms for that very reason. He kept saying atoms aren’t real. I guess he didn’t realize that atoms were accepted as real because of chemistry and Brownian, etc. pictures of atoms are a far more recent development.
But, maybe he accepts atoms and electron microscopy. You never know what cherrypicked science pseudoscience minded people will claim.
Maybe the brand was called 'Electron'......
No really - not even *infinite* benefit of the doubt would save his ass.
More like he doesn’t understand that there are differences between the two microscopes
He’s so intelligent he wears his t shirt inside out.
Plus, it’s “ for all intents & purposes “ not “ all intensive purposes” 🤦♂️
LMAO!!!
Come on every one knows it's "for all insensitive porpoises".
Dullards know neither how words actually work, nor how they're written. They just hear noises out of smart people's mouths, and try their stunted best to parrot.
@@rickc2102 - "Polly want a flat earth."
Actually shocked he didn't use the phrase "could care less"
Never trust a man who can't even wear his shirt right side out.
Hahaha that was the first thing I noticed
He tried to dress himself without any help from his mommie.
@@WoodworkerDon that's a big boy step he too! props to him!
haha nice another Marine noticing his shirt inside out lol
@Brian Waller You too?
When you’re stupid enough to think that a parabola can measure the curvature of a giant sphere 😂
A clueless Flat Earther? Well colour me shocked.
I wonder if Crayola is working on that color.
Might be similar in shade to Meh.
You need to watch that guys latest video. He has his daughter well into saying flat earth phrases. Plus he's proud that she was born at home and never been to a doctor but she is perfectly healthy.
@wolfie... thanks for your 3 years of anti flat earth videos? but... strangely you don't have a single video about nasa bloopers, fraud, and deception over the past 60 years?
why do you anti flat earth video "creators" ignore this FACT? are you dodging it for reason? can you not explain away all this nasa fraud?:
/watch?v=ThduRhb7V1A
@@maxlevel1489 ...oh for fucks sake, you flat-earthers cant even put in a video link properly. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@maxlevel1489 Plenty of videos out there that whip the rug out from under the anti-NASA loons, why must Wolfie produce another? How many videos have you made on Stonehenge, alien abduction, invisible planets etc, etc? Ah, that'll be none then.
Even if there was no atmosphere, an object lifting off the earth would move with the earth because it still has the momentum from the earth.
There's a reason the best places to launch anything into orbit are relatively close to the equator.
@@brucetucker4847 also why we launch rockets to the east. It saves on fuel payload.
Inde tiger the US launch from Vandenberg AFB for polar orbits. The shuttle was slated for a launch before Challenger.
What if the earth was CGI all along? Checkmate, globetard!
The throat clearing at about 6:30 cracks me up 😂
"spherical trigonometry" "eight inches per mile squared"
That's a simple parabola.
These videos bring me so much joy. Well done Dan👏...I just subscribed to your podcast as well!
The fact someone is "choosing" to be a flat earther is proof enough they aren't willing to listen.
@Brad Hell Nope and Nope! Just because you consider outside mainstream doesn't mean you have to lose your mind. You have to know when it makes sense.
Like global warming and man-made climate change is mainstream stuff, but it's a big hoax.
One might even think that Chemtrails are looking outside the norm, but it too is a big blown up hoax freak show.
If we really want to look outside the mainstream, stop looking a garbage like "flat earth" and start looking where they're really lying to us at. Think Federal Reserve, Bilderburg group, Trilateral commission, illuminati, Free Masonry, Deep State, etc. yeah all that Jazz....
Ok Barry lol
@@barryweaver8833 Conspiracy alert. You watch too many shit on YT man. get real.
Every year sets new records for global temperature. Are you not aware of this? Or do you shut out evidence like the flat tards?
@@basketvector7311 you silly mindless fool, every year records are set for low temperature s.
The globe tour-- game set match
He can't even figure out a shirt 🤦♂️
That was bothering me too! What the frick?
Hey, if you believe the Earth is flat who's to say wearing your t-shirt inside out isn't the right side out. It's all a matter of perspective. 😂
I go front, I go back, I go inside out. Then I go front and back again.
He’s just doing his part to save water!
WOW! I was cringing at hearing a conspiracy theorist arguing Occam's razor, then I spot the shirt...
I love how he thinks he has to explain his 8" per mile squared in 'layman's terms'. Haha...wow. That formula is about as lay as you can get. For the miles to be squared in that 'equation' the earth would have to be parabolic and two dimensional...not a globe...a better formula would be h= r - r cos(s/2r) ...which actual requires trigonometry. How is 8" per miles squared trigonometry in his mind???
Remember, it's "spherical trigonometry"
It’s flat earth trig... get on board my man 😂
My first reaction when I heard 8in/mi^2 was confusion. If you think about it for 10 seconds, everybody should realise that not even the unit notation makes sense
the 8"/mi² comes from "Zetetic Astronomy" by someone called Samuel Birley Rowbotham. Just another Victorian ultra-religious idiot who knew 3/5ths of 5/8ths of sod-all and understood even less..
Heard a flat earther say, "...larger than a diameter of 1000 square miles"', in another of Dan's videos today. It was beautiful, unintentional comedy.
"obvious facts" is flerfspeak for "i can't back it up, so just take my word for it without question"
I love the way they quote the laws of physics and ignore gravity.
Butbutbut.. gravity is only a THEORY..
MIC DROP LOL
When you state "8 inches times distance squared" as being the "mathematical formula for a sphere" there's not much hope.
"Do you have Newton?"
"Yes!"
"Einstein?"
"Of course!"
"Pikachu?"
"That's...not a scientist."
"Collect them all."
Gosh, I love the Agent.
😆😆😆😆😆
NASA Agent is the best agent
Pikachu is the only one flat earthers know of....LOL
Being a Flat earther is like playing Mario cart and being so far in last place everyone is about to lap you but you think you're in first place because everyone is behind you.
Hold on, “a motionless plane?” Did not a 20 grand piece of equipment already debunk that on a flat earth documentary? 🤔
That same flat earth documentary proved that the earth possesses curvature as well!
lh0000 that’s the one 😉 (I knew I wasn’t hallucinating lol) 🤣
DJ Watts plane.
Don Gorrie oops. Thank You 🙂
"...a 15°..per hour...drift..."
Thx, Bob.
Also: " Hold up the light.....Now I see it!"
XD XD XD.....
Let me get this straight - They are traveling around the globe... to disprove the globe.
Excuse me what?
Furebel
I’m sure they are using GPS too 🤣😂🤣
I was waiting for the triumphant return of the yodeler! Did not disappoint!
Makes me miss Bob Barker.
Spay and neuter your pets.
It's so depressing to get this in your recommendations just after you finished watching the SpaceX StarLink Launch Live.
Wait the sun is a giant nuclear explosion so lets test out how much vitamine D you get from a nuclear warhead
The sun is not emitting vitamin D.
Nuclear *fusion* , not explosion. But nice joke anyways😂😂😂
shayan moosavi :h-bombs do ignite fusion.
No actually it is not. It is a ball of matter so compressed at the center that nuclear fusion takes place. The heat radiates off of it. The UV radiation reaching the EArth surface triggers production of vitamin d.
The sun has the power of fusion at its core being compressed by gravity at all times. Over a billion tons of hydrogen are consumed into helium every second, the truth is that the sun’s core is so large that the supply is enough to last another 5 billion years before the core exhausts and runs out of hydrogen.
Yay! The yodeling is back! 😂👍🍾
I think he's wearing his shirt turned inside out.
Me: *sees the title*
Also me: Wait, aren't they always clueless?
True
@@retizaplayz988 Retiza?
Love your videos Dan! It's hard to fathom that it's the year 2020, and somehow this flat Earth cancer is something people believe in. I used to be concerned that these people had these beliefs whilst having important jobs in society. Then, I thought about it some more and realized that flat Earth and jobs don't go together and have since shed that concern. Great content, sir!
Wisecrack also covered Flat-Earth-Fun.
I destroyed him in debate many times but he will never accept it....just like every other flerf
Where can I get in on this action ? I'd love to debate the moron
David perez can you explain what the point of “destroying” someone who clearly is mentally not all there in debate David? It’s punching down a little no? They are stupid people who believe a stupid thing why not just let them alone? I know a few 4 year old kids who believe in Santa maybe you can come destroy them in a debate on the existence of Santa.
@@FromeFmAjayD To be fair, these are grown adults who don't have to be mentally challenged, but instead, delusional. You can be sucked into ridiculous ideas by sheer gullibility and delusion.
Alex Alford the guy is wearing an inside out T Shirt, has an infantile grasp of science and visibly seems socially awkward. It just iterated me that he’s publicly being bullied by people who to be fair seem like they were bullied in high school for being science nerds themselves and are now bullying others they deem lower. Scimandan seems a quite nice guy but he’s very nerdy as are all his guest youtuber friends and I would not be at all surprised if they are dealing with a past bullying issue by bullying these flat earthers.
@@FromeFmAjayD Actually I do both. I challenge flat Earths and religious folks, so your assumption is silly. If you wish to imply this is simply to "jerk ourselves off", you'd be wrong(Though not for all of us). I'm genuinely pissed when I know I live in a world with people with views like that, and, that gullible people can be pulled in. A mix of being afraid of being wrong and having gullibility can spell bad news. Not everyone who holds a delusion is a person with a mental disorder. If that's the case then most Christians and Muslims have at least some minor mental disorder. In fact, everyone must have some sort of mental disorder.
8:18
8 inches per mile ² would plot a *parabola* , _not_ a sphere. This formula mentioned is merely for _LOCAL APPROXIMATIONS_ , not global instances.
What's more it only describe height below level plane. To create that you will need something like theodolite.
Yeah I'm tired of that one too. It's so stupid 🤦🏻♂️
It is also not trigonometry, it is a quadratic equation.
Yep. So tired of them trying to pass that off as the curvature formula. Anyone can look at that and see it wouldn't make a circle.
But to calculate "stuff" on a global scale you'd need to use actual trigonometry and that's not included in the trial version of Brain. So we're stuck with 8 inches per mile squared.
08:16 Says the words 'spherical trigonometry', gives the formula for a parabola. D'oh!
Ouch! Kid just stop omg lmao Thanks for this Sci, painful as it was to watch I got a giggle. peace all
Joey doesn't even understand what he is saying. To prove this, ask Joey to draw what a topographical map should look like for a sphere in his mind, and watch his brain implode.
This is way better than watching any comedy. I enjoy it a lot. Thank you Dan for doing what you do.
Brilliant stuff as always. We've all missed the yodelling 👍👍😂👍😂🤣🤣👍😂
Great, now I'm going to have that mountain song from The Price is Right stuck in my head. Thanks, Dan.
Hey @SciManDan where do you find these "maroons"? Holy crap, this one has smoked waaaaay too much ice!
"...by all intensive purposes..."
Never trust someone to teach you who can't even get their own language straight.
Or their shirt.
I also heard “rivets and valleys” at 5:39!
Omg I just made a comment exactly like this hahaha. Glad someone else shares this opinion.
Eh I mean to be fair I'd lut money on most people getting this one wrong. It's an actually acceptable "I could care less"
He also threw out a "supposebly", which I found delightful!
Sharp knives and deductive logic: two things that should be kept away from flerfers.
Hey, search the channel “Eddie Lap Lap”, it’s a brainless flat-earther I’m trying to talk sense into. It’s happening in the latest video if you want to help...
I’m actually begging you, I need your help....
@@brysonsirus7747 ok
Joey is in a perfect position to prove his theory.
Put a billboard on the beach
Put a telescope on a boat, set level with a spirit level.
Set it at the same height as the billboard.
Drive to the other island.
Can you see it Joey? Can you still see the billboard?
Or did it disappear from the bottom up during the journey?
"We can use deductive reasoning," he says with nary a hint of irony in his voice. 🙄
"Yes, first we're going to deduct the +1000 mph from my IQ."
"The pizza was a decoy. I'm eliminating it as we speak." LOL!
Funniest thing I've heard in quite some time. Thanks for the laugh guys.
Joey should first deal with simple things, like learn to dress his shirt right side out.
After that he can tackle bigger questions.
Samo Turel
Sweatshirt?
Wearing one's clothes they way they are intended is obviously a conspiracy he will not fall for.
@@Mirrorgirl492 LOL
His shirt isn't actually inside-out. I have one like that, in black. It has the shoulder seams outside, and every other seam normal.
@@twlomega when he spins around you see the tag on the outside. I'm not sure when he does it or I'd give a timestamp
Hundreds of generations of Polynesian seafarers must be rolling in their graves right now.
"You can see shoreline to shoreline of islands 40 to 50 miles away" posts no pictures, lmfao
I'm trying to watch the video inserts and all my brain is screaming is "HIS SHIRT'S INSIDE OUT!!"
Exactly!!!
Shows how his mind is.
"a... 15 degree per hour drift..." I FUCKING LOVE THAT! Makes me chuckle every time that I hear it.
He first explains what you should see, and then he says we got this 15 degree drift like it is some error and their results mean nothing. Such good comedy. But even that is not prooof for them that the earth is moving. Shows how every evidence against their case means nothing, and makes it impossible To convince them otherwise. #confirmationbias #gullibleretards
I wish I had seen this a few months back with the Globe lies tour being in Kidderminster, I'd have loed to have gone and heckled them!
I'm 2 years behind the curve ( pun intended)
So a person living on Hawaii a set of volcanic islands that have been created by the tectonic plates moving over a magma hot spot will have a serious problem explaining that it is flat and how did the islands move over this hotspot? Or did the hot spot move around the flat earth some how? That should be fun to see the mental gymnastics involved.
God did it!
Karekare Nohay Which one?
@@davidlazarus67 Pele apparently. The goddess of volcanoes and fire and the creator of the Hawaiian Islands.
@@karekarenohay4432 Maui did it. th-cam.com/video/79DijItQXMM/w-d-xo.html
@@daveg2104 actually it's the trolls under the earth smelting the rocks, just ask mark sargent.
"By all means and intensive purposes..."
My brain hurts.
LOL...:D
Jason Jacobs
😂😂😂😂
By reading this, I forgot what the correct phrase is.
Your brain may hurt, but it's making my brain lose information.
Yeah, a bit like those who claim "the proof is in the pudding", when in fact "the proof of the pudding is in the eating". Unfortunately both bastardisations have found their way into mainstream!
@@FlyingFox86 The saying is "All intents and purposes"
"Im going to be pointing out some obvious facts about the globe that prove it to be a lie."
Well, he has just proven that he doesnt understand what the words "obvious" and "facts" mean.
Or GLOBE!!
Or the word prove 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t the book that you’re devil puppet Hawking came up with called THEORY of Everything? No facts there then..and while we’re on the topic do you guys actually believe that an invisible force still to this very day UNPROVEN makes water curve and stick to a spinning ball 😂😂 and people in Australia are stood upside down 😂😂😂😂 you crack me up guys! Remind me who started NASA oh ye that’s right Hitlers right hand man and Walt Disney...getting the picture yet? Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?
Rolf Jander tell me about Australians..your bible was called a THEORY of everything and composed by a man who literally spoke through a computer! I’m sorry but I don’t think you can be saved..one more thing do you know what Stockholm syndrome is?
@@mickleigh674 you are an idiot, can you explain your frame of reference that indicates that there is actually a top and bottom of earth and how you interpret australians as being upside down....
I love the statement "if you doubt me, you doubt peer reviewed science". Mate, that is EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU BELLEND
😂😂😂
Seriously Dan, I was literally putting my phone down to go to bed when I got this notification, how am I supposed to go to bed now 😂
It’s 1 am in Edmonton, Canada (home of a flat earth international conference 🤦♂️)
His confidence is sky high and his competence is zero. The start of the D-K curve personified.
Stupid science-believer. Debate me if you dare!
👍. This episode is a great collaboration video. Excellent job SciMan Dan and FTFE. Kudos. I look forward to the debate stream. 😉. ☺
I did land surveying for two years right out of high school, and on our fancy data collecting device there is an option to “account for curvature of the earth”....
The earth is flat and motionless proven by science! Kansas is flatter than an i-hop pancake!
"If you doubt me you are doubting the laws of physics and peer reviewed science." You want to run that by me one more time?
It goes with his comment: _"You must be intellectually honest."_
I doubt peer reviewed science. A professor rewrote a chapter of Mein Kampft and replaced Jews with Men and got it published in a peer reviewed 'scientific' publication. Peer reviewed science is only as good as the peers. There is a fine line between peer review and group-think.
Even Science that is done 100% properly can simply be wrong because of a lack of complete information. We are constantly finding out we were wrong about things. Granted mostly in cutting edge fields like Cosmology.
NASA have been control people since Eratosthenes (240 b.c.) use a few sticks to discover the Earth is Spherical - Flat earthers.
@@Dragon-Believer All that proves is that shitty journals exist. Which we all knew already.
@@Dragon-Believer I totally agree with SableChrome. Some Open Access Journals are operated by unscrupulous individuals and have very low standards-essentially you pay and they'll publish. It's become a real problem, but don't condemn reputable journals.
"If I keep saying the words spherical trigonometry they have to believe me"
In another parallel universe where the earth is flat, maybe
And if I keep saying these huge words I have no idea even existed, they will definitely believe me...
Yeah, well you can't even use trigonometry to prove a sphere cause trigonometry only works on triangles. Just look at the name!! TRIgonometry!!
@@Jrez spherical and hyperbolic trigonometry exist and are rather interesting analogues to classical trig that arise when studying the angles and areas of geodesic triangles on curved surfaces
Geodesics basically are the analogues to straight lines, they are basically what you would get if you stood on the curved surface and started walking in what would feel to you straight line.
In spherical trigonometry of note is that the sum of the angles of such a triangle will be greater than 180° as the sphere has positive curvature, in hyperbolic it will always be less than 180°, in both cases it depends on the area of the triangle (see the Gauss-Bonnet Lemma for these claims)
Similarly you can define analogues for the law of cosins and such, though in the hyperbolic case they will involve hyperbolic trig functions as well as the usual trig functions
And topographical
Is joey's shirt intentionally inside out? and he holds up a typical microscope and says it's an electron microscope.
He never said it was a electron microscope. He only used it as a representation. Being pretty nit picky aren't we.
Moguai ATO pretty defensive aren’t we. It’s funny that he had a microscope on hand and felt he had to make the gesture with it, as if we need to see a microscope to get his point.
He has a b
Okay... Sure, the microscope is a prop. Still doesn't explain the shirt or make mention of it. LOL
Some people think that if they stick their fingers in their ears and scream lalalalala until the other person leaves means they proved their point
Missed the yoddler. Wait, did he say by all means and INTENSIVE purposes? Smh. Next he will say irregardless.
and supposably
Just started to watch the video and I just have to point out that the flat earther has his shirt on inside out.
Yup...
nun yurbis same with his brain.
Joey Rocha is wearing his T-shirt in-side-out. He can't even dress himself properly on camera. Does that explain why he can't grasp the simplest of physics concepts?
hahahaha fuck
I'm actually pretty certain that's the style of his shirt 😂 but it is pretty funny to think he's put it on backwards, he is definitely that stupid 😂
He lives in Hawaii - he should get a powerful telescope and get a photo of the mainland.
Hello I'm Joey and today I'm gonna continue to repeat everything that my fellow flat earthers are saying for the past years...
But you have to give him credit, he did come up with some stuff of his own. I mean, you can't get a tan from a bonfire. Groundbreaking stuff.
Dating in 2019:
Questions to ask on a first date-
1) What is your stance on vaccines?
2) Is the earth a globe or flat?
3) How many genders are there? (Thanks to KCCAT for this one)
Sigh
What is your opinion on conflations?
@@hellofromdavid What is your opinion about confrontations? :DDDDD
@@hellofromdavid Oh, wait! You have already answered that question, by running away from it! Little wuss XDDDDD
@@jhonvoyage2564 You mean "Hello from David" the cowardly troll? I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked. No, wait, he does it every time. Just waiting for the deletions to start...
@@mojomusica What deletions? I love to beat them as long as I can, no deletions! No, no.
“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball” Foghorn Leghorn, applies quite nicely to Joey.
I always like to keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.
And he says "supposably" and for all "intensive" purposes. What a clown
Daniel Flores foghorn leghorn is just a slow speaking old southern man. From the witty statements he makes, his slow speaking is probably from being drunk.
Daniel Flores agreed, let’s find more foghorn leghorn describing stupid quotes so we all have amazing insults!
I love foghorn leghorn, for all intensive purposes!
On the Google map one could barely see (or should I say identify anything) even as i use my large screen TV.