Wlecome to another episode of "I do not understand science, therefore the Earth is flat". What's actually amazing is how confident they are in their ignorance that they feel the urge to tell everyone about it. Talk about being proud of their fashionable dunce cap.
Loved that Dan, what a load of numptys these people are. I have a question for you, are there any Flat Earth videos explaining their theory, or their reasons, for draining water rotating in different directions either side of the equator. I saw a demonstration of this a few months ago, I think it was Simon Reeves travelling around the equator. It showed water draining from two funnels placed either side of the equator, maybe ten meters apart. The water, as we know, traveled clockwise in one funnel and anti-clockwise in the other. I would love to see them explain that
@@andrewmonger2116 as wordavee1 said, it's a scam that people do earn money from tourists, there are greater forces that can be made to act on the water. I'm not a flat earther, but just stating what's going on.
As a fellow Pennsylvanian I feel as though I can say with some confederacy that she is by far one of the dumbest in the state. And I am including the people buried hear as well.
Aniceto Maldonado he used someone’s ass to smack them ? Sounds as plausible as the Flat Earth and is the type of comment to be expected from someone who has never used their brain and think we live on a world shaped like a pizza.
She states this like she is the first person to ever notice it. "You mean the sun rises at different spots according to the day and time!?" Wow. Thanks lady. We figured out trigonometry, rocket science, and antibiotics, but no one has ever noticed that.
adam burdt I live on the Capricorn Highway in central Queensland here in Oz. It runs directly east/west, and for a few weeks of the year we dread mornings and afternoons driving on the highway as it lines up exactly with the sun so you’re looking straight into it. We love it when the seasons progress and the sun moves away from that angle. Everyone knows the suns angle moves across the sky at different times of year. Or...they should.
Go and look at Stonehenge, built thousands of years BC. Nobody knows exactly what it was for, but one of its notable features is that the position of sunrise moves on the horizon daily, and on Midsummer's Day [ Summer Solstice ], it rises directly above the 'heel stone', when viewed from a specific point. They knew this even then, although they had no knowledge of mobile phones and the internet.
@@msolec2000 I mean, to be fair, pretty much any 7 year old is smarter than every flerfing idiot, so I'm not surprised OP's niece was able to grasp what the flerfing idiot couldn't.
@César Omar Raudales WTF are you ranting about? Simple fact. His niece DOES have a much better understanding of the principals involved here. Nothing to argue about, that is an obvious FACT.
If he ever discovers the "Tare" button on his scale, it will blow his goddamn mind! "I pressed this button and now my pesto doesn't weigh anything! I have discovered anti-gravity!"
I was at Bletchley park last week and was fascinated by the achievements there. There was a guy demonstrating radio and showed a live radio skip from a geostationary satellite. A random bloke asked the guy how we could speak to astronauts on the moon if we now need a satellite to receive a signal. The operator said he wasn’t sure how they did it but probably used the orbiter round the moon as a relay station. He went on to use the delay in signal return to calculate the distance the satellite was away by timing the signal. While he was doing this this random bloke went on a bit of a tirade about how we never went to the moon and this operator was part of the conspiracy to keep us “in our box” I asked him if he thought the earth was flat he said only an idiot doesn’t. I very politely told him to fuck off and stop interrupting the radio man. I never realised so many halfwits are among us.
I think that they sent their signals to Earth both directly and via the orbital craft as for some of the time the orbiting craft would have been behind the Moon with Collins looking down on the rear side(love to see the far side), meaning that they would have been cut off for some of the time had all signals gone via the orbiter.
The second item, where he bounced the light off the water and claimed he was bouncing the Shadow. I have never Laughed so hard. A Primary school child would be able to understand what is happening here better than this guy.
Remember those projector things that worked by shining a light through a clear plastic page with writing, through a magnifying glass, off a mirror and onto the wall? Are they going to tell us the words are bounced shadows?
@@Jordan-Ramses . Rowbotham claimed the following, "If a piece of red hot metal or any other heated object is placed before a plane or concave surface, heat is reflected. If snow or ice, or any artificial freezing mixture is similarly placed, cold will be reflected." I think the idea a shadow could be bounced stems from the same ignorance, the idea that a lack of radiation could be reflected.
Yup. I have no idea though why does he switch the camera location (twice) while the camera's elevation doesn't change much. Holding it at the eye level would bring some of that platform back - I suppose he doesn't want to show that. Still... that's not a lot of obstruction even using a standard atmosphere model ("Std") or even solely the geometric model ("0"): ~9.9 m hidden (Std) or ~12.4 m at 15.1 km (~9.4 mi) from the camera 50 cm above the sea level ~5.9 m hidden (Std) or ~7.9 m at 15.1 km from the camera 200 cm above the sea level Source: walter.bislins.ch/bloge/index.asp?page=Advanced+Earth+Curvature+Calculator
@@julesdomes6064 Yeah, don't u know the visual acuity limit of human eye is just ~1 arc minute while for all flerfs favourite ultrazooms like Nikon P900 have it quite a bit better? It's funny how clueless they are what "visual acuity limit" really means. Most laymen get that wrong, but the concept isn't that hard and can be illustrated with vary basic experiments.
@@MCMaterac Or my favorite: the boat or object is too far away at most zoom levels but it then magically pops back into full view (as full as curvature+refraction allow) once the camera reaches a zoom threshold where it can pick up the boat again and they claim this disproves the globe when they clearly don't understand how their camera works.
@@efulmer8675 A very bad layman understanding of what visual accuity limit is, I guess. Yeah, they're clueless about cameras. How many times I saw videos of folks "discovering" the "true" image of a star or a planet when looking at unfocused, abberated image from their superzoom point-and-shoot? :)
Flat earthers' logic: 1. If I straw man scientific findings to death, that means I'm right. 2. Science is a religion. 3. I can do scientific experiments without the basic knowledge of physics. 4. Make sure to be condescending in the process. 5. Repeat and emphasize point number 4. 6. Repeat points 1 to 5 with ignorance.
Am I the only one that gets immeasurably pissed off when I hear the intro "Hello flat earth researchers, debaters and debunkers"? It's just, I know I'm about to hear something incredibly stupid every... single... time
not knowing that Earth tilts is one thing, but the fact that she noticed that Sun changes rising position in her... 40-ties? tells even more about her...
She made a point of showing us that she just woke up by wearing a bathrobe in the video, I guess in case we questioned whether it was really the sunrise she was showing us.
It's treated as a meme but many people just never look up. At all. Their whole bubbly world exists from straight ahead down to their feet in front of them. (assuming they can even see their feet.)
It can be worse. I've seen posts from people claiming that the sun's position changed greatly from the same time the previous year, and it has something to do with an imminent flip of the Earth's poles. Of course, they 1) never marked a permanent, repeatable location for their observation with respect to the trees or whatever they are sighting on; and 2) are totally confusing the rotational and magnetic poles, the latter of which do flip over periods of 200,000 years or so.
bluey zarsoff does that guy not get how a scale works when you calibrate it? How stupid are these people my goodness like how have they made it this far in life without having to wear a helmet full time.
Haha, I say we challenge the guy to use some counterbalance scales and see the absolute terror on his face when they don't reset automatically, or just present him a spring. He'll have LOADS of fun.
Flat earth logic Me: tell me how Flat Earth works Every FEer: THE GLOBE IS A LIE! Me: ok, but tell me how a Flat Earth model works FEer: THE MOON LANDING IS A LIE! Me: So how does a Flat Earth work FEer: MY LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE!!! SciManDan: Hold my beer 😌
@@LaSneky Sorry Adolf but flaturds sometimes say such unbelievably stupid things that sarcasm and other kinds of humour can be hard to be sure about. You were funny but I've seen so many really insane comments by the flat erf nutjobs that nothing at all would surprise me coming from one anymore.
When Pookidword was doing his experiment, I was all the time: 'He is going to weigh the jar when it isn't on the large metal box and then say: Oh, it still weighs the same(or almost the same).' To me that made at least a little bit of sense. But no, he went beyond what I could have ever dreamed. I have no words.
I was expecting him to glue the scales to the side of the box and repeat the experiment. We both thought he was going to do something extraordinarily moronic, and then he proceeded to exceed our expectations :)
@@0x777 I think he is implying that there is a force on the scale created by the force of gravity and that when he removes the jar, the force should still be there. Thats the best I can do. It is a bit like saying 1+1=2 so 1+0 should still be two. You really have to try to get yourself to think like that.
@@agnoleke It happens sometimes. SciManDan says he's gotten a number of emails from Flat Earthers saying that his videos helped recover them from Flat Earth. It's comparatively rare though because most people are so future shocked that they can't handle reality and will never do so.
Hey, didn't she say that she moved there? Who knows where she lived before? At the aquator, north pole, south pole? On those places the sun doesn't move that way like she discovered it now. Wherever it was....it was a spinning ball ↺ 🌎 Give her some time...
They use refraction as their main excuse for why the Sun only illuminates half the Earth at a time, but conveniently ignore it when it debunks their "proof".
@@mikkj1 If they could at least show how on a flat earth the sun can illuminate exactly half of the earth (because that's what it does, if you have doubts, take a look at the sunrise and sunset times in various towns and start drawing on a globe and on a plane and take a look at it). It kinda-sorta could work out during northern Summer since the shape will at least look halfway normal on a plane, but it goes completely nuts come October.
@@0x777 Well, it "kinda" works if they only look at north/south, for instance, and say that the sunlight only travels so far, but then the light has to travel much further to illuminate southeast/southwest on a diagonal and it somehow manages to do that.
I’m about to leave for work in half an hour, its nice to watch this before I go to work. The pharmacy is hectic nowadays. Thank you Dan for keeping me sane ❤️
TheMrjonnyd keep on trucking buddy! I know the Sainsbury’s I work in has their shelves completely blitzed. I was taking the bin to the bailer tonight and the warehouse is completely bare. Keep your head up we’ll be through it soon fingers crossed 🤞
@@georginadonn5085 no problem, I'm starting a job on Monday in a food warehouse so I'll be working as well. Some jobs can't stop just because of a virus. I'm just happy I won't be stuck without work. Remember to wash your hands alot and don't shake anyone's hand.
"Welcome to the real world! " These matrix references actually work better for us than them. They also apparently have never used their eyes before so even the original works.
Flerf: "Look! I bounced a shadow. Ta Daaa!!!" Me: *breaking into a song* Total Eclipse of the Brainnnnnnn!!!" Seriously - this guy took the cake, platter it was on and the knife too. And then he smashed everything into nearest wall, making angry walrus noises.
Me, talking to the video as he's filming: "Good. Now stay zoomed in on one of the oil rigs when you have the camera on the sand, then slowly stand up with it still zoomed in on the oil rig and see what happens with the legs of the thing." Alas, he just wouldn't do it.
Also, I looked up where these things are, and it appears that he's on the south-facing beaches of Ventura County, California, and looking out toward the Channel Islands. Go get a really good telescope, point it a bit over through the gap between the islands and show me the Pitcairns in the Southern Hemisphere. Should be perfectly visible if it's flat, right? Just need enough power on the scope.
Apparently, they've claimed that's just how our field of view works. Things disappear from to bottom first because our eyes and cameras? I don't know, I can't pretend to be as bonkers as these people.
In my thinking about a flat world for a D&D game and some back of the envelope calculations suggest there should be an illusionary wall roughly where the horizon is on a flat earth. Which is the opposite of a horizon.
@@charlesbarrow803 You could actually make the horizon possible on a flat world for D&D by assuming the air (or atmospheric medium if it's anything other than 'air') always bends the light downwards. Then as you look through the air, the light you see comes from progressively higher and higher angles off of the ground, providing an illusion of a horizon that always exists wherever you are and gets farther away the higher your elevation. This method disproves an actual Flat Earth though :)
@@abdullahumar6003 When light passes through a medium, it won't change direction on its own. However, when light reaches the interface between two media (warm air and cool air say) the light will bend according to Snell's Law: n1 sin t1 = n2 sin t2 where n1 and n2 are the Index Of Refraction for the two media and t1 and t2 are the entry and exit angles of the light. If we assume Snell's Law (which is very easy to demonstrate) is true on this D&D world or the Flat Earth, then the air at every layer has to have a uniformly lower index of refraction than the layer below it as you go up in order to keep bending some amount of light towards your eyes. However, if you want a sunset to happen on this world, depending on the relative difference in neighboring air layers, some locations will never actually see the sun 'set' below the horizon, they'll see it reach some angle above the horizon and then turn red and then just... fade out, although its warmth may still reach them for a bit longer. This effect becomes more pronounced the greater the difference between neighboring layers' indices of refraction. On a D&D world where the DM can set these kinds of things... this could be a fun twist on a sunset. We don't experience these kinds of things on Earth (granted, the index of air is only very slightly above the lowest it can possibly be: 1) but this method can't prove a Flat Earth. Anyways, hope I was clear enough for you and that you enjoyed this. UC Boulder made a bunch of physics simulations on this and other topics. Here's the one for Snell's Law if you want to see what I was describing in action: phet.colorado.edu/sims/html/bending-light/latest/bending-light_en.html
I just wanted to say me and my wife love your TH-cam channel. The content you produce is not only entertaining, but educational on my fronts. Thanks for calling all these goof balls out on their absurd theories and claims. I don't want my son to grow up in a world where disinformation like flat Earth gets out of hand. I'm all for questioning the things you learn, but not everything is the government, or powers to be " brainwashing" us for Mass control. Keep doing what you're doing! And I'll share your content with everyone I can! You're the man sci man Dan!
Love all of your content Dan. It will never cease to amaze me that there is actually enough material these people upload to compile. Ironic that our technology has given us access to the greatest wealth of information instantly available to everyone and also allowed some of us to use that technology to research and promote ideas that wouldnt not be possible if they were true. Almost like nobody understands that the tech they use depends entirely on the physics they want to disprove.
Careful study has shown there are likely less than 200,000, thank science and rational thought. There are only 200,000 people on this planet who are skeptical enough to try to experiment, but too uneducated and inexperienced to realize the things they are trying to work out are worked out by grade school students every day everywhere on earth, and that is why everyone "believes" the Earth is spherical, not because they blindly just took what they were told as fact.
@Arianit Krasniqi In a group full of stupid people, normal _does_ equal stupid, actually. *normal* adjective 1. conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.
@Arianit Krasniqi You've just contradicted yourself with each of your sentences. In the first you disagree with me, in the second you agree with me. Stupid is still stupid. It can also be normal. In regard to the shape of the earth, and to put it another way: "Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth." ~ Mahatma Gandhi
@@bonky2527 Coming from a person who spells boy with an 'i' 🤦♂️ I suppose you also believe you live on a giant spinning gassy waterball flying millions of miles an hour through a vacuum too?
@@iknowyouknowiknow7389 no, what makes me wonder is how gullible people must be to believe the bullshit FE calls evidence of flatness. As science pointed out, we've all seen the screenshots.
@@iknowyouknowiknow7389 Why do Flat Earthers make so many videos, promoting Flat Earth and go out to "flatsmack" people from age 8 to 108? If the earth was flat, Flat Earthers wouldn´t have to convince people that it is so! The flatness of the world would reveal itself to everyone!
@@karanbirsinghbhullar I'm not sure either. I 'think' he's saying we live on a globe but it could be some new form of demented flatard sarcasm too. Hopefully he'll clear it up so we don't think he might be one of those idiots.
IT'S PROBING TIME 666 I’m definitely not a flattard, thankfully, hope that allays your fears. It always amazes me, especially in this day and age, why people can’t or won’t understand something so simple to understand.
@@ojonasar I never thought you even might be. We were both referring to jesus jones and his comment. That should be obvious if you look at the way the comments run and who's replying to who. I gave your original comment one of those thumbs up.
IT'S PROBING TIME 666 No worries, sorry for the mixup. Am having a long running exchange with a Intelligent Design proponent - currently am at the stage of offering to explain ‘the birds and the bees’ to him, since he doesn’t seem to understand biology, reproduction and evolution. Made the same offer to another IDist and never heard from them again.
Alexagrigorieff thinking more of that thing when a dog is asleep and it farts and wakes itself up and looks all confused. Be safe out there man good thoughts for you.
The first lady makes the same discovery I made when I started gardening beside my house and I observed the sun slightly changing course each day. Immediately I knew it's because the Earth is round and we have the tilt to give us seasons, but I took the cosmos up on the opportunity and enjoyed watching it over the year, marking where and and when it changed its path to gain a first person understanding. *My observations: It makes a big curve in the summer, staying up a long time to make the long journey, then as winter approaches it transitions into a straight journey across every day, giving shorter days.. At least up here in Canada.*
Moguai ATO Well, first of all that’s not my name. Second, and you reacting like that to an obviously joke comment would suggest that you are the snowflake. But If you are a flat earther I could’t care less What you think, because your opinion is irrelevant to me. Have a nice day Sir.
@@zebastinio you are using that name to comment with so it us your name. Nobody is saying its your "real name". 2nd obviously it wasn't obvious. 3rd I'm not a sir, snowflake.
Moguai ATO I was really talking about you failing to spell my name correctly event though it was written right in front of you. But enough with the trolling. Have a good weekend. 🤘🏻
I might (MIGHT) buy into Taboo Conspiracy's video if the camera was actually "less than 3 feet" above the surface of the water versus less than three feet off the surface of the beach that appears to be a few feet above the elevation of the water.
Hi dan, i always love your flat earth videos not just because its a great laugh, but also because you actually learn something from them. My biggest dream is to become an astronomer, so to see some flat earthers get wrecked while helping me on my journey, is such a nice thing. Thank you for what you do and keep it up!
Another moon orbit observation. I mentioned that the moon's apparent transition across is the sky is slightly slower the sun. This is because the track of the moon's orbit is in the opposite direction of it's apparent transition across the sky. Tonight the nearly full moon was about six o'clock in reference to the planet Jupiter and fairly close (about five moon diameters). Right the moon is about 8 o'clock. they would normally about the same except for the moon's monthly orbit. Jupiter also moves across the night sky but it takes long term tracking to detect that it's orbital motion. This understanding of mine is due one thing, I looked up at the moon one night and realized that anytime I see the moon, I know exactly where the sun is at even well after sunset. Here is a good example, if you look at a full moon, the sun would be hitting you in the back of the head. The earth is actually in the way but you can be sure of the direction. It's funny for people when you point straight down and say the sun is right there. They look at the sun and then down in wonder. A real time example was just one day before they announced an eclipse. I was outside about 11:00 PM and look up at the full moon is was quite full and I thought,, it is a wonder that there is not an eclipse. Turns out I was right. It was the next evening.
Pookle Wurd is just a con man. He's demonstrated that on several occasions in the past. In his teachings, he claims the concept of "relative density" is the reason for weight. But, any child can weigh a jar inside and outside a vacuum and see that its weight doesn't change. He knows his followers are too mentally lazy to think about that.
You might want to be very clear in describing that experimental setup..... I could see someone trying to find a vacuum chamber big enough to fit a child into.
"Is it possible to bounce a shadow?" Bounce a shadow? What does that mean, teacher? "The answer is "yes."" Wait a minute. I-I'm lost, teacher. What does that mean? *continues to ramble on incessantly* O-okay....
When he posed that question, I thought he was just being sarcastic, as if to say that globers are stupid for believing this thing (that no one actually believes). My jaw literally fell open when he answered yes.
@AmplifiedSilence Yeah, Summers are only warmer because of global warm... no wait, that's fake too. Dammit, we need less conflicting conspiracy theories!
I sincerely hope Chris Isaak sues the piss out of whomever shot the "Black Swan" footage, not only for copyright but for defaming his song in such a manor! If Phuket Word wanted to see how gravity is influenced by mass he should have weighed his pesto again on a less massive surface, or even on the ground.
@@typeabnegative1 Yet you still have no counter arguments to his points. Were foolish yet you believe that the earth is flat and is surrounded by giant ice walls, that if we attempt to get passed it we'd have to fight off government agents and once passed the wall land keeps generating like in a minecraft map. Right were foolish.
@@typeabnegative1 freudian slip from you there I believe. Strange how people that lambast him only have a meager grasp of the English language . As they do the laws of physics. If I was to insult you I would call you a mendacious ignoramus with the visage of a baboons genatalia. See how pretty that is, unlike you....
Thanks for another great fail episode! You say about the "black swan pic" segment that it is inconclusive - that is not true! There is a sharp horizon - there is no way you can even have a horizon on a flat Earth!
Love the first woman... the sun sets at different points depending on time of year... welcome to... god know... 20,000 years ago when man noticed this also. They also notice that it was related to weather and how long the sun was up.
I legitimately don't even see what the point of the scale was. I mean, obviously he wasn't saying anything of value, but what was he TRYING to say? Because my brain felt like it melted trying to follow that.
"*discovers seasons* so how does that make sense, ask yourself" ouch :'D "nothing to do with the fact this jar is a fixed volume in the medium of air" good one, what about all those scales that work perfectly fine in a vacuum chamber though? also yes, a force needs something to apply to if you wanna measure it, d'uh.
I was watching a professional dog-trainer live-stream, talking about Coronavirus. Of all people, Nathan Thompson was in the live chat! Of course, he was talking about “flat Earth” but at least he must care about his dog... lol
I wonder why I keep coming back, I think I just enjoy someone working on a lost cause. It’s hard to convince a smart person, it’s impossible to convince a stupid person.
Hi SciManDan! About two weeks ago i watched first couple videos from you. I subscribed right away and now i have watched all your videos. I am interested in science and especially space. Keep up that good work! Ps: that NASA agent character is awesome! :)
I love these episodes they are the funniest thing seeing how much these grown adults know less about science then a high schooler (I'm the highschooler)
@@scarcevoyage4079 No. I am not joking. In the summer, it is sunny all night. The sun never goes down. Because of the magnetic radiation that holds us down and the flat earth.
please continue this series, don't stop, it is amazing! How come none of the flat-earthers are providing science that disproves what you're saying after a counter argument?
That last video was even dumber than I thought it was going to be, and I had really low expectations. I thought he was going to put the balance and pesto on the side of the box or whatever it was and the pesto would fall, which in his mind would show that lots of mass doesn't create a force, because it should have stuck to the side of the box.
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Wlecome to another episode of "I do not understand science, therefore the Earth is flat".
What's actually amazing is how confident they are in their ignorance that they feel the urge to tell everyone about it. Talk about being proud of their fashionable dunce cap.
Confidence is waaay cheaper than credulity.
Loved that Dan, what a load of numptys these people are. I have a question for you, are there any Flat Earth videos explaining their theory, or their reasons, for draining water rotating in different directions either side of the equator. I saw a demonstration of this a few months ago, I think it was Simon Reeves travelling around the equator. It showed water draining from two funnels placed either side of the equator, maybe ten meters apart. The water, as we know, traveled clockwise in one funnel and anti-clockwise in the other. I would love to see them explain that
@Sasquatch94 Are you talking about the Angel St Michael, I heard he was a wiz with Equilateral triangles. Just gesting
@@andrewmonger2116
Its just trick for the tourists, it doesn't really happen like that.
@@andrewmonger2116 as wordavee1 said, it's a scam that people do earn money from tourists, there are greater forces that can be made to act on the water. I'm not a flat earther, but just stating what's going on.
Congratulations to the woman in PA for discovering seasons.
Well, their head meteorologist is a groundhog named Phil. 🙄
@@billymcnutt116
Yes, Dr. Philip G. Roundhog is his name. A very learned person, wise beyond his years.
@@billymcnutt116 Dude, don't insult groundhogs. Even they know how dumb FEs are.
@@pyramidhead6998
Well said Skippy. Well f**king said!
As a fellow Pennsylvanian I feel as though I can say with some confederacy that she is by far one of the dumbest in the state. And I am including the people buried hear as well.
in School: "When in my life am I ever gonna need all this stuff?"
as adults: "The earth is flat and vaccines cause autism!"
the Ghost with the most lol that’s so true XD
Honestly, your avatar only makes me feel old at this point. Since a lot of my younger co-workers have never watched "Beetlejuice" before.
you said it once, now do it twice more
BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceBeetlejuice! I couln't resist:) Also, this may sound weird, but hey- Ghoist with the moist
well one of those is right...
Should've changed the Matrix quotes from "my eyes hurt" to:
"My brain hurts"
"Because you've never used it"
Lmao
Flerfs: "Why does my ass hurt?"
Nathan Thompson: "I just used it to flat smack you."
Aniceto Maldonado he used someone’s ass to smack them ? Sounds as plausible as the Flat Earth and is the type of comment to be expected from someone who has never used their brain and think we live on a world shaped like a pizza.
That made me laugh out loud actually :D Good one
"My brain hurts!"
"Oh. It´ll have to come out."
She states this like she is the first person to ever notice it. "You mean the sun rises at different spots according to the day and time!?" Wow. Thanks lady. We figured out trigonometry, rocket science, and antibiotics, but no one has ever noticed that.
adam burdt I live on the Capricorn Highway in central Queensland here in Oz. It runs directly east/west, and for a few weeks of the year we dread mornings and afternoons driving on the highway as it lines up exactly with the sun so you’re looking straight into it. We love it when the seasons progress and the sun moves away from that angle. Everyone knows the suns angle moves across the sky at different times of year. Or...they should.
@@TheWombat2012 gives us all the shits
Go and look at Stonehenge, built thousands of years BC. Nobody knows exactly what it was for, but one of its notable features is that the position of sunrise moves on the horizon daily, and on Midsummer's Day [ Summer Solstice ], it rises directly above the 'heel stone', when viewed from a specific point. They knew this even then, although they had no knowledge of mobile phones and the internet.
"Why do my eyes hurt?"
"Because you've never read a book before...."
“Why does my brain hurt”?
“Because you’ve never used it before”! 🤣
@@eddiebruv
Their brain hurt because the three brain cells they have are bouncing around in their hollow skull.
Soooooooo many space, space, space.
@Mish Shep The irony is that the concept of an "Illuminati" and science (in this case, heliocentrism) do not mutually exclude each other.
Using the matrix just proves they wan't to be the heroes of an action movie
@@auroraofclanborealis yeah, but don't any of us with a sense of adventure and motivation want that, though?
My 7 year old niece "he's not bouncing a shadow he's blocking the light!" Hahaha
Your 7 year old niece is more intelligent than that guy talking about bouncing shadows...
@@msolec2000 I mean, to be fair, pretty much any 7 year old is smarter than every flerfing idiot, so I'm not surprised OP's niece was able to grasp what the flerfing idiot couldn't.
lol wow
@César Omar Raudales WTF are you ranting about? Simple fact. His niece DOES have a much better understanding of the principals involved here. Nothing to argue about, that is an obvious FACT.
@César Omar Raudales Me think you should have left that at " Me no think."
If he ever discovers the "Tare" button on his scale, it will blow his goddamn mind!
"I pressed this button and now my pesto doesn't weigh anything! I have discovered anti-gravity!"
:D I love it!
Maybe it was antipasto!
Hahahahaha 😂
@ PhilipC : Ah, you beat me to it :-) Can we claim independent co-discovery of anti-gravity ? ;-)
you mean anti-density
I tripped over the stupidity but thank goodness I bounced off my shadow.
I was at Bletchley park last week and was fascinated by the achievements there. There was a guy demonstrating radio and showed a live radio skip from a geostationary satellite. A random bloke asked the guy how we could speak to astronauts on the moon if we now need a satellite to receive a signal. The operator said he wasn’t sure how they did it but probably used the orbiter round the moon as a relay station. He went on to use the delay in signal return to calculate the distance the satellite was away by timing the signal. While he was doing this this random bloke went on a bit of a tirade about how we never went to the moon and this operator was part of the conspiracy to keep us “in our box” I asked him if he thought the earth was flat he said only an idiot doesn’t. I very politely told him to fuck off and stop interrupting the radio man. I never realised so many halfwits are among us.
It makes you wonder how they made it into adult hood.
@@krpkrp3033 we no longer discard our damaged offspring and culling is kind of taboo.
How can u politely tell someone to fuck off it's always rude if you already said "fuck off"
@@NomadUrpagi "Oh do fuck off, won't you? There's a good chap."
I think that they sent their signals to Earth both directly and via the orbital craft as for some of the time the orbiting craft would have been behind the Moon with Collins looking down on the rear side(love to see the far side), meaning that they would have been cut off for some of the time had all signals gone via the orbiter.
The second item, where he bounced the light off the water and claimed he was bouncing the Shadow. I have never Laughed so hard.
A Primary school child would be able to understand what is happening here better than this guy.
If it was a pratchart quote of the speed of darkness, it could have been funny. Alas it is flateartholigists n stupid responding instead.
This guy broke my brain.
Remember those projector things that worked by shining a light through a clear plastic page with writing, through a magnifying glass, off a mirror and onto the wall? Are they going to tell us the words are bounced shadows?
A shadow isn't a thing. You aren't bouncing a shadow. You're preventing light from bouncing. Light is a thing. Light can bounce we call it reflection.
@@Jordan-Ramses .
Rowbotham claimed the following,
"If a piece of red hot metal or any other heated object is placed before a plane or concave surface, heat is reflected.
If snow or ice, or any artificial freezing mixture is similarly placed, cold will be reflected."
I think the idea a shadow could be bounced stems from the same ignorance, the idea that a lack of radiation could be reflected.
9:55 I love how it shows the second platform is partially hidden by the curvature of the earth.
Jeff C - No problem. They will just pretend that a super powerful telescope will bring everything back into view.
Yup. I have no idea though why does he switch the camera location (twice) while the camera's elevation doesn't change much. Holding it at the eye level would bring some of that platform back - I suppose he doesn't want to show that.
Still... that's not a lot of obstruction even using a standard atmosphere model ("Std") or even solely the geometric model ("0"):
~9.9 m hidden (Std) or ~12.4 m at 15.1 km (~9.4 mi) from the camera 50 cm above the sea level
~5.9 m hidden (Std) or ~7.9 m at 15.1 km from the camera 200 cm above the sea level
Source: walter.bislins.ch/bloge/index.asp?page=Advanced+Earth+Curvature+Calculator
@@julesdomes6064 Yeah, don't u know the visual acuity limit of human eye is just ~1 arc minute while for all flerfs favourite ultrazooms like Nikon P900 have it quite a bit better?
It's funny how clueless they are what "visual acuity limit" really means. Most laymen get that wrong, but the concept isn't that hard and can be illustrated with vary basic experiments.
@@MCMaterac Or my favorite: the boat or object is too far away at most zoom levels but it then magically pops back into full view (as full as curvature+refraction allow) once the camera reaches a zoom threshold where it can pick up the boat again and they claim this disproves the globe when they clearly don't understand how their camera works.
@@efulmer8675 A very bad layman understanding of what visual accuity limit is, I guess. Yeah, they're clueless about cameras. How many times I saw videos of folks "discovering" the "true" image of a star or a planet when looking at unfocused, abberated image from their superzoom point-and-shoot? :)
Flat earthers' logic:
1. If I straw man scientific findings to death, that means I'm right.
2. Science is a religion.
3. I can do scientific experiments without the basic knowledge of physics.
4. Make sure to be condescending in the process.
5. Repeat and emphasize point number 4.
6. Repeat points 1 to 5 with ignorance.
You forgot 7. Then uplode the "discovery" to youtube
Step 7 block GLOBETARDS who say BS like explain sunset, why is the shadow round in an eclipse etc.
THE Sunset, adjective trouble.
Don’t forget point 2-B. My religion tells me the earth is flat.
7. I perform science experiments by inserting my own hypothetic perspective.
Am I the only one that gets immeasurably pissed off when I hear the intro "Hello flat earth researchers, debaters and debunkers"? It's just, I know I'm about to hear something incredibly stupid every... single... time
No. I hate it too. Makes me want to hurt him.
It’s really grating. Almost physically painful.
Haha, yeah I used to feel that way too, when I thought I could save them from their own stupidity. Now when I hear it, I grab some popcorn.
@Ocasio-Cortez4prez2022 They're as much "researchers" as kids smearing their feces are "artists".
Thing is he claims to be a debater but cuts everyone off who tries
Hold scale upside down, reset it, flip it back to normal, be amazed as it shows some magical force pressing down on it.
That's actually a very elegant proposal. I don't get his point. Maybe he was expecting traces of gravity from the jar would linger over the scale?
If you press it with your hand, reset it then remove your hand... MAGIC NEGATIVE WEIGHT!! Globe busted the earth is a coin
not knowing that Earth tilts is one thing, but the fact that she noticed that Sun changes rising position in her... 40-ties? tells even more about her...
She made a point of showing us that she just woke up by wearing a bathrobe in the video, I guess in case we questioned whether it was really the sunrise she was showing us.
Yep,
BREAKING: grown-assed adult discovers seasons.
It's treated as a meme but many people just never look up. At all. Their whole bubbly world exists from straight ahead down to their feet in front of them. (assuming they can even see their feet.)
It can be worse. I've seen posts from people claiming that the sun's position changed greatly from the same time the previous year, and it has something to do with an imminent flip of the Earth's poles. Of course, they 1) never marked a permanent, repeatable location for their observation with respect to the trees or whatever they are sighting on; and 2) are totally confusing the rotational and magnetic poles, the latter of which do flip over periods of 200,000 years or so.
Fortitties?
That guy with the scale must get ripped off big time when buying whatever drugs he’s on
bluey zarsoff does that guy not get how a scale works when you calibrate it? How stupid are these people my goodness like how have they made it this far in life without having to wear a helmet full time.
Jim Jones I’m surprised they’ve made it this far in life
Just saying anyone else notice the white powder on the scales?
Jimmy Rustler lol I do now
Haha, I say we challenge the guy to use some counterbalance scales and see the absolute terror on his face when they don't reset automatically, or just present him a spring. He'll have LOADS of fun.
Flat earth logic
Me: tell me how Flat Earth works
Every FEer: THE GLOBE IS A LIE!
Me: ok, but tell me how a Flat Earth model works
FEer: THE MOON LANDING IS A LIE!
Me: So how does a Flat Earth work
FEer: MY LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE!!!
SciManDan: Hold my beer 😌
@@LaSneky like how?
@@LaSneky it's obviously a globe.
@@LaSneky actually I wasn't sure. 😅
@@LaSneky Hell he just had to look at your name lol
@@LaSneky Sorry Adolf but flaturds sometimes say such unbelievably stupid things that sarcasm and other kinds of humour can be hard to be sure about. You were funny but I've seen so many really insane comments by the flat erf nutjobs that nothing at all would surprise me coming from one anymore.
When Pookidword was doing his experiment, I was all the time: 'He is going to weigh the jar when it isn't on the large metal box and then say: Oh, it still weighs the same(or almost the same).'
To me that made at least a little bit of sense. But no, he went beyond what I could have ever dreamed. I have no words.
I was expecting him to glue the scales to the side of the box and repeat the experiment.
We both thought he was going to do something extraordinarily moronic, and then he proceeded to exceed our expectations :)
His scale isn't accurate enough. He should have bought one with at least 11 digits, since G is of that magnitude (10^-11).
@@michaeldamolsen That's was my thinking. His next video will be poring water on it.
I still have no idea what the hell he thinks this should prove.
@@0x777 I think he is implying that there is a force on the scale created by the force of gravity and that when he removes the jar, the force should still be there. Thats the best I can do. It is a bit like saying 1+1=2 so 1+0 should still be two. You really have to try to get yourself to think like that.
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are." -- Patrick Star
It's called the Dunning-Kruger-Patrick Effect.
@@DrunkenUFOPilot Damn...
@@masterchief4189 my sister's boyfriend believes the Earth is flat please send help!😂
@@MrFuller876 Oh man, tell your sister's boyfriend to get a job at Antarctica soon...
You know, because
*ANTARCTICA IS REAL*
@@masterchief4189 he just walked out the door and called me round Earth theory guy🤔
The Flat Earther I just saved:
Why does my brain hurt?
Me:
You've never used it before.
*properly before
A flat earther.. being saved ? Is that another conspiricy theory ? 😂
@@agnoleke It happens sometimes. SciManDan says he's gotten a number of emails from Flat Earthers saying that his videos helped recover them from Flat Earth. It's comparatively rare though because most people are so future shocked that they can't handle reality and will never do so.
2:58 - How adorable. She's on the cusp of "discovering" the annual motion of the sun. Only a few thousand years behind the curve there, lady.
Don't most people notice the sun pulls southward in the winter at, oh i dunno, about age 7 or 8?
I preferred Daniel LaRusso when he was male.
@@handsolo1209 Haha!!! I was wondering why she looked so familiar :D :D
Well, back in Stonehenge it took them a lot of heavy stones to get it done, so she can consider herself lucky that she has it that easy.
Hey, didn't she say that she moved there? Who knows where she lived before? At the aquator, north pole, south pole? On those places the sun doesn't move that way like she discovered it now. Wherever it was....it was a spinning ball
↺
🌎
Give her some time...
My new favourite thing is " the horizon proves the flat Earth"
They haven't really thought that through!
Exactly
Yeah makes me smile too
They use refraction as their main excuse for why the Sun only illuminates half the Earth at a time, but conveniently ignore it when it debunks their "proof".
@@mikkj1 If they could at least show how on a flat earth the sun can illuminate exactly half of the earth (because that's what it does, if you have doubts, take a look at the sunrise and sunset times in various towns and start drawing on a globe and on a plane and take a look at it). It kinda-sorta could work out during northern Summer since the shape will at least look halfway normal on a plane, but it goes completely nuts come October.
@@0x777
Well, it "kinda" works if they only look at north/south, for instance, and say that the sunlight only travels so far, but then the light has to travel much further to illuminate southeast/southwest on a diagonal and it somehow manages to do that.
Flat earthers: "I have a misunderstanding of reality, therefore the earth is flat."
I’m about to leave for work in half an hour, its nice to watch this before I go to work. The pharmacy is hectic nowadays. Thank you Dan for keeping me sane ❤️
Hey thanks for working and staying open in this time of quarantine, it's greatly appreciated.
👍👍👍
ryan fuller thank you for saying thank you! I think all of this is bringing the worst out in people. But hey ho we’ve got to keep going! 😆
TheMrjonnyd keep on trucking buddy! I know the Sainsbury’s I work in has their shelves completely blitzed. I was taking the bin to the bailer tonight and the warehouse is completely bare. Keep your head up we’ll be through it soon fingers crossed 🤞
@@georginadonn5085 no problem, I'm starting a job on Monday in a food warehouse so I'll be working as well. Some jobs can't stop just because of a virus. I'm just happy I won't be stuck without work. Remember to wash your hands alot and don't shake anyone's hand.
As an Italian, I'm offended that an innocent pesto was used for such nefarious nonsense
It would have been nefarious if it made any sense,this was just nonsensical
My favorite is when FE's unknowingly debunk themselves in their own argument, when they think they're being so clever
Flat earther: "Why does my brain hurt?"
SciManDan: "You've never used it before."
"Welcome to the real world! "
These matrix references actually work better for us than them. They also apparently have never used their eyes before so even the original works.
That's because their brain is still in it's packaging... You get them free with a box of corn flakes.
Still not using ..................
Their brains are like the turn signals in cars. Some people just never turn them on for the entire life of the vehicle (or their body)
Yeah. Lack of exercise does that.
"Why does my brain hurt?"
"You've never used it before."
"My brain doesn't hurt anymore."
"That is because you have stopped using it."
@@bodan1196 no, everytime they try to use it, the brain quickly heat, disconnect, and reboot.
its a sub second event....
it lessens the quote from a good movie to be associated with fe
What is the name of the song used in that video?
@@Ziffer777 the tune sounded like Wicked Game by Chris Issak, but if it was that was a much better cover/instrumental version than the origional
Flerf: "Look! I bounced a shadow. Ta Daaa!!!"
Me: *breaking into a song* Total Eclipse of the Brainnnnnnn!!!"
Seriously - this guy took the cake, platter it was on and the knife too. And then he smashed everything into nearest wall, making angry walrus noises.
Nice Little Shop of Horrors reference.
The oil platform guy isn’t really serious, he’s just playing a wicked game
I need that version. Any idea who made it?
@@fenixmaker If it's the music that clown used, I'd say Chris Isaak or a very good imitation of him too.
@@alanbaxter6853 th-cam.com/video/9oWoOCTuERM/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/video/9oWoOCTuERM/w-d-xo.html
trodd1sox that’s hilarious 😆
Look how you can see the horizon beyond the oil rigs!
Why do half of the both the oil rigs appear to be under water?
No no, just ignore that bit...
Me, talking to the video as he's filming: "Good. Now stay zoomed in on one of the oil rigs when you have the camera on the sand, then slowly stand up with it still zoomed in on the oil rig and see what happens with the legs of the thing."
Alas, he just wouldn't do it.
Yeah I really didn't get that video, to me it clearly shows the bottoms missing, the furthest one has more missing, soooo round 🤷🏼♂️
And, conveniently, ignore the fact that video taken on a different day under different atmospheric conditions shows something completely different.
Also, I looked up where these things are, and it appears that he's on the south-facing beaches of Ventura County, California, and looking out toward the Channel Islands. Go get a really good telescope, point it a bit over through the gap between the islands and show me the Pitcairns in the Southern Hemisphere. Should be perfectly visible if it's flat, right? Just need enough power on the scope.
Apparently, they've claimed that's just how our field of view works. Things disappear from to bottom first because our eyes and cameras? I don't know, I can't pretend to be as bonkers as these people.
Shadow bouncing, brilliant. I have got to try shadow tennis.
"The horizon proves we do not live on a globe" wow!! the very fact you can see a horizon at all proves we live on a globe!!!
In my thinking about a flat world for a D&D game and some back of the envelope calculations suggest there should be an illusionary wall roughly where the horizon is on a flat earth. Which is the opposite of a horizon.
Flat Earthers just have to cry the horizon line as refraction.
@@charlesbarrow803 You could actually make the horizon possible on a flat world for D&D by assuming the air (or atmospheric medium if it's anything other than 'air') always bends the light downwards. Then as you look through the air, the light you see comes from progressively higher and higher angles off of the ground, providing an illusion of a horizon that always exists wherever you are and gets farther away the higher your elevation. This method disproves an actual Flat Earth though :)
@@efulmer8675 can you elaborate on this please (not a FEer just curious)?
@@abdullahumar6003 When light passes through a medium, it won't change direction on its own. However, when light reaches the interface between two media (warm air and cool air say) the light will bend according to Snell's Law: n1 sin t1 = n2 sin t2 where n1 and n2 are the Index Of Refraction for the two media and t1 and t2 are the entry and exit angles of the light.
If we assume Snell's Law (which is very easy to demonstrate) is true on this D&D world or the Flat Earth, then the air at every layer has to have a uniformly lower index of refraction than the layer below it as you go up in order to keep bending some amount of light towards your eyes.
However, if you want a sunset to happen on this world, depending on the relative difference in neighboring air layers, some locations will never actually see the sun 'set' below the horizon, they'll see it reach some angle above the horizon and then turn red and then just... fade out, although its warmth may still reach them for a bit longer. This effect becomes more pronounced the greater the difference between neighboring layers' indices of refraction. On a D&D world where the DM can set these kinds of things... this could be a fun twist on a sunset. We don't experience these kinds of things on Earth (granted, the index of air is only very slightly above the lowest it can possibly be: 1) but this method can't prove a Flat Earth.
Anyways, hope I was clear enough for you and that you enjoyed this. UC Boulder made a bunch of physics simulations on this and other topics. Here's the one for Snell's Law if you want to see what I was describing in action:
phet.colorado.edu/sims/html/bending-light/latest/bending-light_en.html
Bouncing shadows? Is that a euphemism for the flat earth thought process? I'd be amazed if these people can fasten their own velcro.
Al K Velcro is hoax made by NASA and it doesn’t work
@@PhilAlm92 Funny. :|
@@PhilAlm92 I was going to say nearly the same thing!
I just wanted to say me and my wife love your TH-cam channel. The content you produce is not only entertaining, but educational on my fronts. Thanks for calling all these goof balls out on their absurd theories and claims. I don't want my son to grow up in a world where disinformation like flat Earth gets out of hand. I'm all for questioning the things you learn, but not everything is the government, or powers to be " brainwashing" us for Mass control. Keep doing what you're doing! And I'll share your content with everyone I can! You're the man sci man Dan!
... And then I if I put my hands together like this in front of the light a bunny rabbit appears.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah alright, but what is the MASS of that rabbit?
Love all of your content Dan. It will never cease to amaze me that there is actually enough material these people upload to compile. Ironic that our technology has given us access to the greatest wealth of information instantly available to everyone and also allowed some of us to use that technology to research and promote ideas that wouldnt not be possible if they were true. Almost like nobody understands that the tech they use depends entirely on the physics they want to disprove.
Perhaps he is using "Peter Pan" logic; his shadow escaped and has a life of it's own, independent of him!
Happy 10th Compilation! Something good to watch while being under quarantine
Greetings from Germany!
Take care and be safe!
Seems like everybody will be quarantined soon...
Well done on milestone Scimandan from apperantly non existing Australia. Stay safe everyone. 👍
Australia doesn't exist, it has been
*C O N S U M E D* by toilet paper
Capitão Explosão yeah 😂
Beware of the drop bears
Let's say Australia does exist, do you strap yourself to the floor to prevent yourself from falling down?
The flat earth community getting smaller by the week. Only 140 dislikes. I thought there was at least 30 million of these guys worldwide lol
Careful study has shown there are likely less than 200,000, thank science and rational thought. There are only 200,000 people on this planet who are skeptical enough to try to experiment, but too uneducated and inexperienced to realize the things they are trying to work out are worked out by grade school students every day everywhere on earth, and that is why everyone "believes" the Earth is spherical, not because they blindly just took what they were told as fact.
"Globe Earthers" on Earth are known as normal people.
Normal ≠ Correct
@@michelsonmorley5318 ok boi you are dumb. :)
@Arianit Krasniqi In a group full of stupid people, normal _does_ equal stupid, actually.
*normal*
adjective
1. conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.
@Arianit Krasniqi You've just contradicted yourself with each of your sentences. In the first you disagree with me, in the second you agree with me. Stupid is still stupid. It can also be normal.
In regard to the shape of the earth, and to put it another way: "Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth." ~ Mahatma Gandhi
@@bonky2527 Coming from a person who spells boy with an 'i' 🤦♂️
I suppose you also believe you live on a giant spinning gassy waterball flying millions of miles an hour through a vacuum too?
The best flat earth defense is SciManDan! I have to get up at 4:30 am to watch your new posts but it is well worth it!
You don't "have to", they remain online well after that, but I get your point, I think.
@@iknowyouknowiknow7389 because its funny, and fairly easy for some debunkers to make some cash.
@@iknowyouknowiknow7389 no, what makes me wonder is how gullible people must be to believe the bullshit FE calls evidence of flatness.
As science pointed out, we've all seen the screenshots.
@@iknowyouknowiknow7389 Why do Flat Earthers make so many videos, promoting Flat Earth and go out to "flatsmack" people from age 8 to 108? If the earth was flat, Flat Earthers
wouldn´t have to convince people that it is so! The flatness of the world would reveal itself to everyone!
@@iknowyouknowiknow7389: " It’s a known fact apparently. "
If that were true idiots like you wouldn't be arguing against it. Do you even logic at all.
"A dense object in the medium of air"?
Is that a flat earther? Just a thought...
A pre school age child with a tennis ball and a flashlight/torch could demonstrate the phases of the moon. 😥
@jesus jones i don't understand your stand
@@karanbirsinghbhullar I'm not sure either. I 'think' he's saying we live on a globe but it could be some new form of demented flatard sarcasm too. Hopefully he'll clear it up so we don't think he might be one of those idiots.
IT'S PROBING TIME 666 I’m definitely not a flattard, thankfully, hope that allays your fears. It always amazes me, especially in this day and age, why people can’t or won’t understand something so simple to understand.
@@ojonasar I never thought you even might be. We were both referring to jesus jones and his comment. That should be obvious if you look at the way the comments run and who's replying to who. I gave your original comment one of those thumbs up.
IT'S PROBING TIME 666 No worries, sorry for the mixup. Am having a long running exchange with a Intelligent Design proponent - currently am at the stage of offering to explain ‘the birds and the bees’ to him, since he doesn’t seem to understand biology, reproduction and evolution. Made the same offer to another IDist and never heard from them again.
Watching flat earthers trying to do science is like watching a dog that you’ve fed a toffee, “oh look at them aren’t they cute”!
is like watching a dog chewing a crunchy turd they just picked
You’re not supposed to give dogs toffee...
@@Joshua_Knowles_ Just like flat Earthers and science don't mix.
Alexagrigorieff thinking more of that thing when a dog is asleep and it farts and wakes itself up and looks all confused. Be safe out there man good thoughts for you.
The first lady makes the same discovery I made when I started gardening beside my house and I observed the sun slightly changing course each day. Immediately I knew it's because the Earth is round and we have the tilt to give us seasons, but I took the cosmos up on the opportunity and enjoyed watching it over the year, marking where and and when it changed its path to gain a first person understanding. *My observations: It makes a big curve in the summer, staying up a long time to make the long journey, then as winter approaches it transitions into a straight journey across every day, giving shorter days.. At least up here in Canada.*
Taboo Conspiracy - "Why does my brain hurt"
Morpheus - "You've never used it before"
@Castle Bravo That hurts dude.
@Castle Bravo No worries
I don’t like the expression «glober». It should be «normal person». 😂
I dont like the name sebastian mortrs haugen, I think it should be sensitive snowflake.
Moguai ATO Well, first of all that’s not my name. Second, and you reacting like that to an obviously joke comment would suggest that you are the snowflake. But If you are a flat earther I could’t care less What you think, because your opinion is irrelevant to me. Have a nice day Sir.
@@zebastinio you are using that name to comment with so it us your name. Nobody is saying its your "real name". 2nd obviously it wasn't obvious. 3rd I'm not a sir, snowflake.
Moguai ATO I was really talking about you failing to spell my name correctly event though it was written right in front of you. But enough with the trolling. Have a good weekend. 🤘🏻
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I might (MIGHT) buy into Taboo Conspiracy's video if the camera was actually "less than 3 feet" above the surface of the water versus less than three feet off the surface of the beach that appears to be a few feet above the elevation of the water.
5:04
"The light coming down from the sun, and bouncing the shadow of the earth onto the moon."
HUUUUH?
@AmplifiedSilence Apparently so, I guess were not smart enough to understand his level of genius lol
@@iamthealireza - I know, I just never seem to have enough tabs open at once. (Sorry, I can never resist a call back to the "high IQ" research guy.)
Hi dan, i always love your flat earth videos not just because its a great laugh, but also because you actually learn something from them. My biggest dream is to become an astronomer, so to see some flat earthers get wrecked while helping me on my journey, is such a nice thing. Thank you for what you do and keep it up!
You roc my man!!! Can’t get enough of you bustin these flat earthers out.
I just can't wrap my head "AROUND" how stupid people can be.
This get me through being locked in my house all day.
Aaron not me. There isn’t enough!
Cephalon Blue very true
Another moon orbit observation. I mentioned that the moon's apparent transition across is the sky is slightly slower the sun. This is because the track of the moon's orbit is in the opposite direction of it's apparent transition across the sky.
Tonight the nearly full moon was about six o'clock in reference to the planet Jupiter and fairly close (about five moon diameters). Right the moon is about 8 o'clock. they would normally about the same except for the moon's monthly orbit. Jupiter also moves across the night sky but it takes long term tracking to detect that it's orbital motion.
This understanding of mine is due one thing, I looked up at the moon one night and realized that anytime I see the moon, I know exactly where the sun is at even well after sunset. Here is a good example, if you look at a full moon, the sun would be hitting you in the back of the head. The earth is actually in the way but you can be sure of the direction. It's funny for people when you point straight down and say the sun is right there. They look at the sun and then down in wonder. A real time example was just one day before they announced an eclipse. I was outside about 11:00 PM and look up at the full moon is was quite full and I thought,, it is a wonder that there is not an eclipse. Turns out I was right. It was the next evening.
He has convinced me that shadows bounce. He says university stuff, so he must be correct. He uses the word science more than 3 times. Yep convinced.
Your photo adds to your comment immensely
@@karanbirsinghbhullar ???
@@peterblenkinsop2985 You are mostly in the shadows... assuming that is a pic of you.
@@earlwarner4404 Poor picture?
@@peterblenkinsop2985 No... it just makes your comment about shadows more effective (ironic). It's just someone pointing out some humour is all :)
Pookle Wurd is just a con man. He's demonstrated that on several occasions in the past.
In his teachings, he claims the concept of "relative density" is the reason for weight. But, any child can weigh a jar inside and outside a vacuum and see that its weight doesn't change. He knows his followers are too mentally lazy to think about that.
You might want to be very clear in describing that experimental setup..... I could see someone trying to find a vacuum chamber big enough to fit a child into.
The world would be boring without him
We appreciate the sacrifices you make watching these FE vids and distilling them for our viewing pleasure.
"Is it possible to bounce a shadow?"
Bounce a shadow? What does that mean, teacher?
"The answer is "yes.""
Wait a minute. I-I'm lost, teacher. What does that mean?
*continues to ramble on incessantly*
O-okay....
When I went to sleep I had red socks but when I woke up I had blue socks. This means that the earth is flat. Try to prove me wrong ball earthers! 😎
When I went to bed I was tired but when I woke up I was not as tired. Flat earth proven
When he posed that question, I thought he was just being sarcastic, as if to say that globers are stupid for believing this thing (that no one actually believes). My jaw literally fell open when he answered yes.
Why haven’t scientists measured the speed of shadow?
Must be because it would disprove the so called global Earth theory.
@@fenhen *glares suspiciously at Vsauce video asking about the speed of dark*
Glad to see you’re doing well, thank you for the laughs, stay safe Dan.
Love how they record all this really far away stuff and completely ignore that they can't see the bottom of the object.
"Why does my brain hurt?"
"You never used it before!"
Axial Tilt is the Reason for the Season!
@AmplifiedSilence Yeah, Summers are only warmer because of global warm... no wait, that's fake too. Dammit, we need less conflicting conspiracy theories!
Thank you for putting out content. As we are all locked inside, you all help keep us socially connected!
When I moved the sun moved! My gardens still not flat though, it’s a bit bent. Comma keep going bro, hi from France, keep well
I like the flat earth fail compilations I think you should keep it going.
I swear my guinea pig uses more of her brain then flat earthers do and its a fact.
Guinea Pigs are the best pets.
I sincerely hope Chris Isaak sues the piss out of whomever shot the "Black Swan" footage, not only for copyright but for defaming his song in such a manor!
If Phuket Word wanted to see how gravity is influenced by mass he should have weighed his pesto again on a less massive surface, or even on the ground.
Brett Marlar lol I was thinking the same thing. Such a good song, and he uses it for that trash.
scimandan is our intellectual saviour from idiocy
Hes an ugly dipshit who fools the foolish.
@@typeabnegative1 Yet you still have no counter arguments to his points. Were foolish yet you believe that the earth is flat and is surrounded by giant ice walls, that if we attempt to get passed it we'd have to fight off government agents and once passed the wall land keeps generating like in a minecraft map. Right were foolish.
@@typeabnegative1 Oh the irony. I really hope you don't die in your delusion. On second thought, it doesn't matter...
@Aussiebloke0001 one person alone has common sense, to create chaos you need a crowd.
@@typeabnegative1 freudian slip from you there I believe. Strange how people that lambast him only have a meager grasp of the English language . As they do the laws of physics. If I was to insult you I would call you a mendacious ignoramus with the visage of a baboons genatalia. See how pretty that is, unlike you....
5:10 My head hurts looking at those diagrams. What’s supposed to be going on? He thinks shadows are reflections?
please go on with this series, it's hilarious 😄 that guy with the scale.. good news for all the people with weight problems 🤭
"And how many flat earth channels have been shown to be complete failures in the process?" 100%
Thanks for another great fail episode!
You say about the "black swan pic" segment that it is inconclusive - that is not true!
There is a sharp horizon - there is no way you can even have a horizon on a flat Earth!
Love the first woman... the sun sets at different points depending on time of year... welcome to... god know... 20,000 years ago when man noticed this also. They also notice that it was related to weather and how long the sun was up.
The funniest is when even the flat earther realizes, that he failed to prove her/his point, but still posts the video...
Any time you see someone at the beach with a camera that they are holding at 1 foot off the ground, you've got yourself a flat Earther.
these are funny, but it is sad that there is enough out there for 10 compilations. keep it up, no reason they should go unchallenged.
7:10 moon goes into maintenance mode so the light bulbs can be changed... obviously.
Obviously
I legitimately don't even see what the point of the scale was. I mean, obviously he wasn't saying anything of value, but what was he TRYING to say? Because my brain felt like it melted trying to follow that.
"*discovers seasons* so how does that make sense, ask yourself" ouch :'D
"nothing to do with the fact this jar is a fixed volume in the medium of air" good one, what about all those scales that work perfectly fine in a vacuum chamber though? also yes, a force needs something to apply to if you wanna measure it, d'uh.
Notice how the guy never mentioned that the platform habitat seemed to be sinking 🤣
RIP that rig crew
So, right when the idiot asked, as he looked at his shadow "is it possible?" An ad came on and answered "ask your doctor." ...priceless.
12:00 that "horizon" is mountains in the distance.
I really did spit my beer everywhere at 'bottle of pesto', I thought he was going to produce a calibrated metal weight of some sort.
Flat Earther being told a fact: “Why does my brain hurt?”
Everyone: “You’ve never used it before.”
Hahaha funny how flat earthers sometimes accidentally prove the globe🤦🏼♂️🤣
I was watching a professional dog-trainer live-stream, talking about Coronavirus. Of all people, Nathan Thompson was in the live chat! Of course, he was talking about “flat Earth” but at least he must care about his dog... lol
I saw a video of some guy trying to say "Vibrate higher and olive oil and oregano will protect you from Coronavirus!" O.o
@@makrostheblack4791 After all, oregano and olive oil worked SO well in Italy, didn't they?
I hope you're talking about Peter Caine dog training, that guy is a huge troll, a real inspiration
Nurthen Thurmpson The trainer was Robert Cabral lol and lol to everyone who’s commented so far
I am sure that Nathan was the first human to run experiments to see if a dog does contract afterwards.
It’s like they took the phrase “how stupid can you possibly be” and ran with it.
I wonder why I keep coming back, I think I just enjoy someone working on a lost cause. It’s hard to convince a smart person, it’s impossible to convince a stupid person.
...well, of course we have 'Flat Earth fails'. There's NO SUCH THING as 'flat Earth wins'!!!! 😆
Hi SciManDan! About two weeks ago i watched first couple videos from you. I subscribed right away and now i have watched all your videos. I am interested in science and especially space. Keep up that good work! Ps: that NASA agent character is awesome! :)
"The box gives the jar weight, which I measure on the scale. Therefore if I remove the jar, the scale should show the same number because..."
becuase ducks and witches are both made of wood
If the wall weighs more than the box, shouldnt the jar stick to the wall?
I love these episodes they are the funniest thing seeing how much these grown adults know less about science then a high schooler
(I'm the highschooler)
They make me feel less stupid, and they make me more confident.
@@abcdefg4570 Same when you see anyone doing worse then you in something it does that
@@scarcevoyage4079 In Finland, in winter, the sun goes down at 4. But the Earth is flat, because in the summer, it stays up all night long.
@@abcdefg4570 please tell me your joking about the earth being flat
@@scarcevoyage4079 No. I am not joking. In the summer, it is sunny all night. The sun never goes down. Because of the magnetic radiation that holds us down and the flat earth.
please continue this series, don't stop, it is amazing!
How come none of the flat-earthers are providing science that disproves what you're saying after a counter argument?
I was getting ready for work saying..."Where tf is Dan with the FEF"...Bam there it is. Good timing.
That last video was even dumber than I thought it was going to be, and I had really low expectations. I thought he was going to put the balance and pesto on the side of the box or whatever it was and the pesto would fall, which in his mind would show that lots of mass doesn't create a force, because it should have stuck to the side of the box.
This is what I was expecting too
@@lztx Me three!
This is the first time I’ve burst out laughing at flat earthers. “Bouncing my shadow” that’s got to be a joke 😂
Never first but always happy to send thanks for the comedy fails. Cheers! :)