Pee that comes out of ya crack is literally the thing that passes through your kidney, but still contains shit our organism doesn't want NOR need in any way Sure, urine that comes out might contain 99% water, but the rest is absolutely no good for you - ammonia ions, acetone and other, and the baddest shit that'll burn top layers of plants - carbamide
Tecnically Speedwagon wasn't a mom. He's a Waifu. I never done something a mom would do. For the Waifu part, I got a word to say. He's not gay. He just run out run out of women that weren't worthy.
@@Saturn.argo. thats what they meant. the commenter said everyone BUT trish, even tho shes obviously lesbo, so they're all gay and italian. thats what the reply meant.
Narancia and Fugo canonically straight lol, Mista and Giorno are questionable, (maybe bi?) Abbachio and Bruno are probably straight but I don't know. Trish is probably the straightest person there.
@@genericname2593 Literally only America calls it football, calling Soccer football makes so much more sense, you have a ball and you kick it with your foot.
Mac5 I’m born in England, doesn’t make me English it’s makes me british. I get that being born in Italy and having an Italian citizenships does make you Italian, but I like to be pedantic so technically Giorno is an English-Italian.
@@gusablor thats five parental figures but he only lived with three because his biological fathers because, well one was dead and the other didn't know. But Giorno is technically a Italian citizen due to his biological mother marrying his step father who im assuming is Italian. so by this information he not only has European blood in him, he is a Italian citizen, making him European. God i spent to much time trying to make sure everything was accurate- except that ive only seen the anime so correct me if im wrong on any of these fact please.
Bruno: la mamá luchona Abaccio: el padre alcohólico Fugo: el hermano mayor que cuida del menor Mista: el hijo delincuente Giorno: el hijo que el padre odia Narancia: el menor que no le sabe a las mates Triz: la hija del jefe
You know what this is? My headcanon is that Bruno went out to buy groceries or something, and left Abbacchio as the oldest to watch the gang, and now they're just pestering him like a bunch of little kids, until Bruno busts back in.
This is such a gem. The Tiziano and Squalo cameo with Little Bomber sneaking up on them, Abbacchio kissing his former partner on both cheeks, turtle Polnareff being a bisexual french guy, Abbacchio force-feeding Giorno piss in the background, Abbacchio being absolutely horrified when Doppio suggests he wants to date him, Fugo being the genious that cracks the code, Giorno clinging to Bucciaratis leg, Abbacchios blush, the hand holding and the final hug. And of course, Abbacchio actually being gay AND european.
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Fugo has more screen time in this than the anime
Fugo went to but cigarettes in anime
Who's fugo?
Edit: He's the cheese dude lol
I'm not joking, I can't remember him.
dude with the holes in his clothes
baily de los santos the guy who left the Gang when Bruno said they gonna betray the boss
Fugo using his 152 IQ to crack this case.
Replying so you know you have 1.8k likes
@@maxysnaxy6648 Wtf dude i forgot i commented this
@@maxysnaxy6648 Thanks tho
Cormar exactly why I commented XD
It's big brain time
lets pretend part 5 ended like this
Well there's Eyes of Heaven
I want to believe this
If Diavolo dies, it's canon
Diavolo: How about NO
XD
The second I realised buccerati was missing I knew he was going to be the one gay for abbachio
Shit how did I not notice
*E P I T A P H*
I wished Abbacchio's police partner to be the guy that spilled the beans
Bro
Same xD
Mista: "So stylish and relaxed".
Abbacchio: *Proceeds to argue with Giorno*
And force feed him piss-
This is too well done. Poor giorno, at least he's well hydrated
Well Giorno might be hydrated but I'm not sure about Abbacchio his piss is fucking yellow
Piss dehydrates you, from what I’ve heard. That’s why even the army doesn’t recommend you drink it
@@Frogben hmm true
Pee that comes out of ya crack is literally the thing that passes through your kidney, but still contains shit our organism doesn't want NOR need in any way
Sure, urine that comes out might contain 99% water, but the rest is absolutely no good for you - ammonia ions, acetone and other, and the baddest shit that'll burn top layers of plants - carbamide
Артемий Румянцев foo fighters like:
Giorno hugging Buccerati at 2:43 is THE CUTEST
He's like "MOOOMMYYYYY"
“Mommy Bruno Abachio (I don’t know how to spell his name) was being mean to me!”
Moonlight_ Vids Abbacchio
Giorno Giovanna thx
Oh my god it so is
*Bruno does not appear
Me: oh no
Same thought
OH YES
saaaame
OH YES X2
Moood
1:48 giorno in the back im crying please save him
2:20 giorno is disney princess
Hamilton and JJBA ate my soul GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOURE HERE TOO
Omg save the boi
Save me, pls.
@@BeanieGoth hehhehhhehe
@@biglion3179 *plays piano*
Depending on the time of day
*holds up turtle Polnareff*
the French go either way
*im dead*
H M so is abbachio what :’)?
Which statement
@@viktorijazemaityte4203 dEaD. :_)
レフ :’) why u gotta be like this bro
@@viktorijazemaityte4203 idk bro. :_)
レフ big sad :’)
aerosmith sneaking up behind squalo and tiziano made me laugh too damn hard
That was blursed
WHY IS THERE ONLY 1 REPLY
When?
@@miguelfimbres7940 0:51
Too blursed man,too blursed
Im straight
*N o t y e s t e r d a y*
Giorno is glad his mom came to save him
Bruno is the best Mom!!
That was torturing for him
@@jojosref
Ranking JoJo milfs:
-Speedwagon
-Bruno
-Lisa Lisa
Tecnically Speedwagon wasn't a mom. He's a Waifu.
I never done something a mom would do. For the Waifu part, I got a word to say. He's not gay. He just run out run out of women that weren't worthy.
@@ferreiro79 and Kakyoin will date them all
Leone forcing Giorno to drink tea in the background omfg I can't breathe
*“tea”*
I cant breathe either help me
*Sips immortality tea*
@@idkhonestly7163 we shall call best mom Buccarati to save you, my dude
"tea"
abbachio: no thats definitely my piss
Bruh he force feed Giorno piss I’m dead
KingKazma a follower of the ultimate nanny kakyoin
Just help me already
Poor giorno
Atleast it wasn't shit
Giorno Giovanna no get your dad
Fugo holding little turtle Polnareff cracks me up every time
@H M bruh whag the fuck
*meanwhile every character but trish* ARE THEY GAY OR JUST ITALIAN
Both
Excuse you, Trish is a lesbian.
bold of you to assume trish isn't a lesbian
@@pandabee6393 Lesbian is gay
@@Saturn.argo. thats what they meant. the commenter said everyone BUT trish, even tho shes obviously lesbo, so they're all gay and italian. thats what the reply meant.
I love this but they are all gay and European in this
they have no right call anybody gay, when they are the epidomy of the word gay
@@stefanobergamasco889 Please, Narancia ain't gay. He's a straight trap.
@@soul6733 His childhood was ruined by Giorno and Mista scene
Simple Nokia But Quite Unbreakable just made it more interesting
Narancia and Fugo canonically straight lol, Mista and Giorno are questionable, (maybe bi?) Abbachio and Bruno are probably straight but I don't know. Trish is probably the straightest person there.
1:39
*Giorno is captured*
Everyone:"DAMN IT! T.T"
xD
Mista: "so stylish and relaxed!"
Abbacchio: *stylishly prepares Giorno for another cup of his piss*
0:58 remember that Abacchio was killed while doppio was pretending to play football XD
DocSunny Yeah... But technically he’s wearing the German national tricot in the video which is a bit odd, but whatever lol
Do you mean the soccer/football or literal football
@@genericname2593 Literally only America calls it football, calling Soccer football makes so much more sense, you have a ball and you kick it with your foot.
@@blockdragonspecialsummonne7887 in Mexico we just say football and American football. Isn't it called rugby in Europe and Australia?
@@alejandroborque3126 Rugby and American football share some similarities, but are in fact two different sports.
All the little details in this are amazing-
@H M BRUH WHy aRE WE STALKING EACHOTHER WTF
@H M bruh its not my fault we're both weebs
Also
Hugs!! 💜😎🍒
Vihari the army Wholesome-
Already loved this to bits but when Doppio showed up I just LOST it
And Bruno licking abba was just the cherry on top this is incredible
THE FINAL HUG IS SO CUTE OMG
1:49 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON ABBACHIO
Dad help
This is a mood
Giorno Giovanna fuck you now drink your tea
DAD
Giorno Giovanna Shut it Giorno. Your dad isn’t going to be here for you all the time.
Giorno:*exists*
Abbachio:*angry abbachio noises*
I died when Bruno popped out of the zipper
Literally every memeber of bruno gang is gay and european
Giorno is japanese
@@Matt-gk5up but he's half european
Matt
Dio is English tho
@@kuniosaiki but where your father was born is not where you were born
Mac5
I’m born in England, doesn’t make me English it’s makes me british. I get that being born in Italy and having an Italian citizenships does make you Italian, but I like to be pedantic so technically Giorno is an English-Italian.
Wait a minute if they are all Italians they are all Europeans.
My life is a lie...
Giorno is japanese
He has Joestar blood, he is half British
@GayTerrorist too many parental figures--
@@gusablor thats five parental figures but he only lived with three because his biological fathers because, well one was dead and the other didn't know. But Giorno is technically a Italian citizen due to his biological mother marrying his step father who im assuming is Italian. so by this information he not only has European blood in him, he is a Italian citizen, making him European.
God i spent to much time trying to make sure everything was accurate- except that ive only seen the anime so correct me if im wrong on any of these fact please.
@@EldritchCloudKitty two are dead both dio and Jonathan are dead
Mama Bruno is busy making dinner
0:50
Squalo: Well, hey, don't look at me.
Me: Says the guy that's openly gay. I mean, look at you!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aerosmith can confirm
If Bruno is the mom Abbachio is the dad
Fugo is the real dad, because he left
Yess
Bruno: la mamá luchona
Abaccio: el padre alcohólico
Fugo: el hermano mayor que cuida del menor
Mista: el hijo delincuente
Giorno: el hijo que el padre odia
Narancia: el menor que no le sabe a las mates
Triz: la hija del jefe
"So styles and relaxed"
*Shows Abbacchio yelling at Giorno*
2:14 Fugo's IQ 152 being activated now.
also I think Fugo was pre-law in college which makes the cross-examination even funnier!
this ship is perfect in every way
Bruno licking Abbachio while calling him a lying bastard was perfect.
1:42
Mista: He's so stylish and relaxed
Abbachio in the background: (violently shaking Giorno)
This song can be used with every jojo character after part 4
Not gappy
And trish
After? Did you see josuke?
Except all of pt. 6 **laughs in Floridian**
But Ceaser-
Bruno : You bastard
Bruno : *lick*
Bruno : You lying bastard
I love how happy everyone is to see Buccerati, especially Giorno.
1:12 is the best scene and no one can tell me otherwise, I change my mind it’s Abbacio force feeding Giorno piss
1:48 *
2:21 here we can see Giorno having Vietnam flashbacks
F for the fallen soldier
We Also can hear a very epic "Abachio"
Giorno tuvo dos padres que no lo querían, pobrecito
This is one of the best jojokes ever made in za warudo.
Abbachio = dad
Bucciarati = mom
Other = there son and daughter
I love how when Tiziano and Squalo show up everyone is annoyed but Narancia is visibly more upset than any of the others
From 2:29 to 2:46 Giorno made me laugh WAYYYYYYYYY too hard! 😂😂😂😂
I read it as WRYYY 🤣
I’M STRAIGHT
*not last night.*
Is he European or gay. Eather way this video made my day.
The answer is yes. Just, yes.
ABACCHIO FORCE FEEDING GIORNO HIS PISS BY THE CUPFUL IN THE BACKGROUND FUCKING KILLED ME
Always love the licking part XD♡
And another question, where are your subs???
King crimson skipped them
"i'm straight!"
"you were not yesterday"
*i'm dead*
2:29 Fugo has the face "U just slipped bitch, the case is close,"
Everyone was shocked except the bb giorno who was happy on the bacc
3:05
*The ship has sailed!*
Aww, mom and dad are hugging in the end.
2:06
Wait, doesn't he need to be gay for this too?
Oh wait, i forgot that Doppio is a girl
U mean trish
Since when is doppio female?
@@ScorpMatoro the time Narancia was?
@@ScorpMatoro it's a meme that originates from the scene where Bucciarati mistakes him for Trish
@@sillyYata mistakes Diavolo's soul scent*
Wait does that mean Diavolo smells like a woman?
Narancias facial expressions in this are hilarious
I officially love your art style
Very well made
D I M O L T O
"Depending on the time of day the French go either way"
Love this bit so much
Giorno realizing that makes Abbachio his dad now: MISTA, GET MY PIANO!
You know what this is? My headcanon is that Bruno went out to buy groceries or something, and left Abbacchio as the oldest to watch the gang, and now they're just pestering him like a bunch of little kids, until Bruno busts back in.
I lile how Fugo's suit became a coat :,) YEAH IM AMAZED OF LITTLE THINGS ALRIGHT
lol
I like this look on him
1:55
If he's exotic and gay- WHAT DOES THAT MAKE LITTERALLY ALL 5 OF YOU
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT 2:26 THE LEONE IS SENDING ME
1:49 omg I can't with Giorno and Leone at the back hahahshsh
Also I love that Fugo's the one who says "Genetically, medically"
When Bruno licked Abbachhio I died and entered a neverending loop.
I LOVE THE HUG AT THE END 😭
3:20 precious hug
I love how this song from the fucking Legally Blonde musical can unite any fandom
Watching abba forcing Giorno to drink in the background made my day 😂😂😂
1:48, #SaveGiorno xd
In part five all are gays and europeans, not surprised
The only not gay character of part 5 is Notorious B.I.G
Janusz Polak and diavolo, he’s bi - had to make trish somehow
The best Bday gift
С днём рождения
@@losersteam7050 Внезапно
и спасибо
1:47 Abbachio giving a lesson to giorno about the culture of drinking piss
2:50 man, Bruno looks so precious 🥺🥺👉👈
This is got to be the best version and I love how the animator paid attention to their height differences!
I have literally watched this at least once every day for the past 2 weeks. This is an absolute masterpiece and no one can tell me otherwise
Fugo: I'm a genius
Purple haze: urshaa (yep)
This is so beautiful and wholesome and I'm wheezing
I love this
The ending was so wholesome, this has to be one of the best videos on the internet
IM FREAKING CRYING THIS IS SO AMAZING ON SO MANY LEVELS
"so mr ✨~A~ Ba ChI ✨ o ✨✨" KNLKJHKJFDHFD IM WHEEZING I LOVE THAT PART LMAOOOOO
GIORNO IN THE BACKGROUND REALLY KILLED MEE
Their little hug at the end was so cute bro
i love this song, Legally Blonde, and JOJO.
this is perfect collaboration i’ve ever seen!
They are all gay and European
Brunooo, the kids are bullying me again.
You need to make a 1.5 verson of this with diavolo skipping time with him getting every guy and trish crying in the background
this video is so underrated
Bucciarati And Giorno met together because they bot have their chests open
Polnareff as a turtle is the best in this video.
Man, i'm weakkk😂😂😂💀💀💀
Abacchio making Giorno drink his "tea" in the background XD
This video radiate both cute and funny energy I loved it
Mista Wait she because he's the four character appear in this scene 0:28
i am indeed straight
unless you count that time when doppio P E N E T R A T E D me
oof
I've watched this about 20 times I love it
Pretty much every JoJo Character I come across.
This is such a gem. The Tiziano and Squalo cameo with Little Bomber sneaking up on them, Abbacchio kissing his former partner on both cheeks, turtle Polnareff being a bisexual french guy, Abbacchio force-feeding Giorno piss in the background, Abbacchio being absolutely horrified when Doppio suggests he wants to date him, Fugo being the genious that cracks the code, Giorno clinging to Bucciaratis leg, Abbacchios blush, the hand holding and the final hug. And of course, Abbacchio actually being gay AND european.
i think i found this song used for every vento aureo character
This hug at the end is so cute (*≧∀≦*)