i would leave if the audience was being loud. im there to watch the show and listen to the songs. people need to remember theyre in a theater, shut the fuck up, and let others enjoy the show in silence.
The "Is he gaaaaay... or European?" line had me rolling the first time I heard it. It's such an out of nowhere defense and yet it makes so much sense. And holy crap the orchestra accentuates everything perfectly, especially the "You lying B*STARD!" part! XD
But only one JoJo is actually of unknown sexuality, and that is Giorno. The rest of the JoJos are either straight or bi, with most having wives, kids, and um... Extra marital relationships (LOOKING AT YOU, JOSEPH)
Fun Fact: In the german version of this song, they had to change it a bit because Germany also is european. So, they changed it from 'Gay or European' to 'Schwul oder Franzose' which means 'Gay or french'.
Why is this so catchy? It’s the time and everything, lol, also I love how they’re building up ideas, then when he kisses that lady’s hand, they’re all like “DAMN IT!”
I like that the line "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way", insinuates that depending on the time of day the French are no longer European
The move of saying "And your boyfriend's name is?" is so good because most straight people would not make the mistake of saying a name, but would get really insecure and angry.
Sure, if they were native English speakers lol. As an American born abroad in Japan I've seen many bilingual people who could lose to a random misunderstood word like this. Wouldn't happen to me of course. I'm elite in both languages, but its a little crazy that nobody considers that the excuse of mishearing the word could be valid lol. I mean it wasn't in this particular case but it so easily could be
@@ImSl33pyy they *are* college. THEY ARE THE INSTITUTIONAL BUILDIN MADE FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. sorry I had to, don't take it as an offense or anything❤
Sadly only in some countries in Europe :( I'm from germany and if u would kiss another man as a man even tho it's platonic everyone would call u gay. Also i noticed that the german Word for the f- slur is very normalised and some people don't even know it's the f- slur :/
@@urmomsfavbigf yeah, i live in northern italy and for some reason the internet seems to think men here do kiss each other like that, when in fact they just don't? I keep seeing it in american movies though, triple cheek kisses and the like
it's so cool that they let kids sing this song. most kids productions i've been in were homophobic and wouldn't even let a girl play a male lead if it meant that she'd have to act all lovey dovey with the other female lead (like in aladdin or cinderella)
Lyrics cuz why not: There! Right there! Look at that tanned, well tented skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbed chin Oh please, he's gay! Totally gay! I'm not about to celebrate What every trait could indicate A totally straight expatriate The guy's not gay, I say no way That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically radically fay But look at his ???? crispy locks Look at his so translucent socks That is the eternal paradox Oh, what are we seeing? What are we seeing? Is he gay? Of course he's gay! Or European? Oooohhhhhh... Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he Gay or European? Oh hey, don't look at me! Oh, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign forks They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like 'Ciao Bella' While they kiss you on both cheeks Oh please! Gay or European? So many shades of gray! Depending on the time of day, the French go either way! Is he Gay or European? Oh, there! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work! That's a metro hetero jerk! The guy's not gay, I say, NO WAY! That is the elephant in the room But is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume Is automatically radically! Ironically chronically! Certainly pertin'ly! Dramatic ?????? GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY ------- DAMMIT! Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed! Is he Gay or European? I think his chest is waxed... If they bring their boys up difference it's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code! Well, his accent is hypnotic! But his shoes are pointy toed. HUH! Gay or European? So many shades of gray! But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday! Is he Gay or European? Gay or European? GAY OR EURO---- Wait! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I got an idea I'd like to try. The floor is yours. So, Mr.Archytacos, this affair with Ms.Windman has been going on for? Two years. And, again, your first name is? Nicholas. And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos. (le gasp) No! It's a misundertood! You said boyfriend, I thought you said best friend! Carlos is my best friend. YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! THAT'S IT, I NO COVER FOR YOU, NO MORE! PEOPLES, I HAVE THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! THIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN! (le gasp) And that is no disgrace! You should stop and consider yourself a completely closed case! It's me, not her, he's seeing, no matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever ever swing the other way! YOU ARE SO GAY, YOU BIG PARFAIT, YOU ??????????? CABARET! I'M STRAIGHT! You were not yesterday ~ SO I AM PROUD TO SAY, HE'S GAY! AND EUROPEAN! HE'S GAY! AND EUROPEAN! HE'S GAY! AND EUROPEAN AND GAAAAY! FINE,OK, I'M GAY! HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Wuft Chan it's not a high school it's a production company that is based in st. albert hence the name sact (st albert children's theatre) and normally kids fairly young can be in sact just this show had an age limit for obvious reasons I know a lot about this group as all my friends are in it....
This gives such old TH-cam vibes now, like your fandom wasn’t legit until an edit of this with its characters randomly popped up in your recommendations 😂😂
Also, they're trying to prove he's gay because the other legal team had him testify to an affair that would suggest a motive for their client to kill her husband, I believe. If he was bi, that wouldn't, prove he perjured himself, in addition to what the others said.
(Elle) There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubly chin Oh Please he's gay, totally gay (Calahan) I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay (All) That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically matically fay? (Emmett) But look at his quoft and crispy locks (Elle) Look at his silk translucent socks Calahan: There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seeing (Elle) What are we seeing? (Calahan) Is he gay? (Elle) Of course he's gay Calahan Or European? (All) ohhhhhh Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or european? (Warner) Well, hey don't look at me Vivian You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports (All) In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They will say things like "ciao bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks (Elle) Oh please (All) Gay or European? So many shades of gray (Warner) Depending on the time of day The French go either way (All) Is he gay or European? or- (Eden) There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way (All) That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume (Elle) Is automatically, radically (Calahan) Ironically, cronically (Vivian) Scurtinly, curtainly (Warner) Genetically, netically (All) Gay! Officially Gay! Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay! Dammit Gay or European? (Calahan) So stylish and relaxed (All) Is he gay or European? (Calahan) I think his chest is waxed (Vivian) But they bring their boys up different there It's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse (All) If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code (Brooke) Yet his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed (All) Huh Gay or European? So many shades of gray (Judge) But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday (All) Is he gay or European? Gay or european? Gay or Euro- (Emmett) Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try (Calahan) The floor is yours (Emmett) So Mr. Argitacos... This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...? (Nicos) 2 years (Emmett) And your first name again is...? (Nicos) Nicos (Emmett) And your boyfriend's name is...? (Nicos) Carlos I'm sorry! I misunderstand You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend Carlos is my best friend (Carlos) You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it I no cover for you, no more! Peoples I have a big announcement This man is gay and European! (All) Woah!! (Carlos) No matter what he say you've got to stop your being a completely closet casey I sware he never ever ever swing the other way You are so gay You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret (Nicos) I'm straight! (Carlos) You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay! (All) And European! (Carlos) He's gay! (All) And European! (Carlos) He's gay! (All) And European and Gay! (Nicos) Fine okay I'm gay! (All) Hooray
I personally like the original, I know singing is hard and that it can be easy to mess up but I personally think the other version is more upbeat and exciting
@@reddy161 Non so se ci sia qualche registrazione! L'anno scorso (o due anni fa, non sono sicura ahah) all'Arcimboldi l'hanno fatta così 😂 magari se vai un po' indietro nel tempo sui loro social la trovi!!
“I’M STRAIGHT!!”
“you were not yesterday.”
*chokes on tea*
CheezDoggo 0
Me: *chokes on taco+dies of laughter*
*chokes on coca cola*
Hahahaha
*chokes on air*
One more like til chu has 666 likes UwU
I love the fact that they both actually take gay hints from him while simultaneously taking standard European actions as gay.
@The one and only tbf to most Americans, "European" mostly mean Western European
@@James-May honestly, i feel like that's how western europe views europe too. Eastern europe usually draw the short straw of foreign affairs.
@The one and only ha u gae
Gay
@The one and only gae?
“But if he’s straight, I’m free at 8”
Judge seriously just took her shot right there
as she should
@Fish ayyy
@Fish ayyyy
@Fish ayy
@Fish ayyyyyyy
**this song exists**
all fandoms: *its free real estate*
Ikr
Lmaoo
off topic but absolutely loving your pfp
@@vanishli6645 aw thanks!
your pfp is drop dead pretty😍
"I ' m g a y"
*I thought you were European*
"I'm lesbian"
I thought you where american.
Kookie Gacha Wolf whats the difference
Hi i am a army.Kookie Gacha Wolf.Armys are everywhere
He's gay and European UwU
"i'm bisexual"
I thought you were european
and i am lol
"did you see it?"
"see what?"
"maybe you should do it again..."
"Please!"
@@future9455 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then the girl who went “PLEASE”, I felt that
*pLeAse!*
I second that
I CANT STOP WATCHING THE GAY OR EUROPEAN VIDS!!!!!
Agent Penguin same
same lol
livelaugh love Victuuri :3
Agent Penguin samexD
+livelaugh love VIKTUURI
This crowd is so dead. I’d be crying with laughter a few seconds in
I remember the very first time I watched this performance. I died 🤣
it's possible that the mics just aren't picking it up
i would leave if the audience was being loud. im there to watch the show and listen to the songs. people need to remember theyre in a theater, shut the fuck up, and let others enjoy the show in silence.
@@audr1enlive so you’re saying you’d be mad if a comedy scene has people laughing? I think you’re watching too much friends dude
@@jrob4988 i cant bring myself to watch friends for that exact reason are you actually stupid?
The "Is he gaaaaay... or European?" line had me rolling the first time I heard it. It's such an out of nowhere defense and yet it makes so much sense. And holy crap the orchestra accentuates everything perfectly, especially the "You lying B*STARD!" part! XD
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Y O U
youre amazing
@@mani-qj3np how the fuck does this comment have 2k likes.
@@TheAdvertisement HAHAGA
IM BOTH BABYYYYYY
I’m on a binge of different there right there’s
same 😂😂😂
same
Who isn't
Yep looks like its my turn now
Same lol
That's literally all the plot of jojo
th-cam.com/video/9rtJ23eV9BY/w-d-xo.html they made a vídeo about that
I see, you are a man of culture as well
But only one JoJo is actually of unknown sexuality, and that is Giorno. The rest of the JoJos are either straight or bi, with most having wives, kids, and um... Extra marital relationships (LOOKING AT YOU, JOSEPH)
@@comicstrider4851 yea but u tell me whit a straight face the bro romance dosen't look till they dont say are (I'm gay ,I'm bi , I'm ...)ist a mystery
@@namechanel8597 Agape exists :)
"Im Straight!"
"You we're not yesterday"
*spits tea* wOt?!
U.K. Give me Tea
Now that’s a copied comment 💀
me: *CHOKES ON WATER* *Cough Cough Cough* WHAT THE FU-
*Spits out air* COUGH COUGH WHAT
you we are not yesterday
Ezcuze mi Mate, do yu habe a liycense for spillin yur Tea?🤨
Fun Fact: In the german version of this song, they had to change it a bit because Germany also is european. So, they changed it from 'Gay or European' to 'Schwul oder Franzose' which means 'Gay or french'.
Lmaoo
as a french i'm not even offended, we're a very fruity country
HELP
Gay or french, are you implying that the french arent gay
I wonder what they did if there is a French version
Why is this so catchy? It’s the time and everything, lol, also I love how they’re building up ideas, then when he kisses that lady’s hand, they’re all like “DAMN IT!”
Yo is that sera
@@twinkle8657 yeah, another unordinary reader I see
It was so fricking hilarious i swear
I first listened to the videoless recording so I was confused at the "DAMMIT" but now i'm laughing so hard
I like that the line "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way", insinuates that depending on the time of day the French are no longer European
i though it meant the french are bisexual
No
@@raehaint4569 it does
Then you did not get the joke
@@gingerballin but did you get his joke
lol I don't think I could sing this without laughing within the first 3 seconds
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I’ve gotten to 1 minute.
Thats partly why its so respectable to me
I'm scared I'm wearing shiny shirt and tiny shorts 😂
Lea Caradi are you gay or European
GAY OR EUROPEAN?!
Do you say "Ciao Bella" as you kiss someone on both cheeks?
Oof
They mean football
The move of saying "And your boyfriend's name is?" is so good because most straight people would not make the mistake of saying a name, but would get really insecure and angry.
I AM STRAIGHT HOW DARE YOU ASUME IM GAY YOUR GAY YOU ABSOLUTE-
Sure, if they were native English speakers lol. As an American born abroad in Japan I've seen many bilingual people who could lose to a random misunderstood word like this. Wouldn't happen to me of course. I'm elite in both languages, but its a little crazy that nobody considers that the excuse of mishearing the word could be valid lol. I mean it wasn't in this particular case but it so easily could be
what about a gay person who's single?
@@ExtraVictoryit couldve been a misunderstanding if his boyfriend hadnt spoken up
Me, wearing pointy shoes, a shiny shirt and being european
*Sweats nervously*
Same :v
Ur gay
We gay 😂😅😊
Not that it a bad thing if ur gay 😊
ha u gae
it's a pity that Carlos, the boyfriend, sang his part an octave lower than other versions. I think it really makes the song shine in the end
These are like high schoolers tho
it's not not that he was an octave lower, it's that he sang different notes.
@@shrimpshufflr7745they are college
@@ImSl33pyy it says 12-19 so I’m pretty sure it’s high schoolers
@@ImSl33pyy they *are* college.
THEY ARE THE INSTITUTIONAL BUILDIN MADE FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.
sorry I had to, don't take it as an offense or anything❤
OML...
Who wrote this song? I gotta thank him peronaly for a this halarious song
Atomic Gaming personally*
Hilarious*
oh wow, these replies are just correcting him/her instead of giving an answer hahhaha
Dementio223 ! DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS OR HER GENDER!?!?!
Jk but still amazing song though
Dementio223 ! It’s from legally blonde the musical
i personally love how guys can kiss eachother in a platonic way in europe :)
I love how Londoners can platonically stab each other to death
@@chunkytomatosoup1826 i know right! and i love the classic ameican schoolground game called "let's see who can outrun my shotgun bullets" ^^
@@hermi1-kenobi455 that's my favourite pasttime as an American
Sadly only in some countries in Europe :( I'm from germany and if u would kiss another man as a man even tho it's platonic everyone would call u gay. Also i noticed that the german Word for the f- slur is very normalised and some people don't even know it's the f- slur :/
@@urmomsfavbigf yeah, i live in northern italy and for some reason the internet seems to think men here do kiss each other like that, when in fact they just don't? I keep seeing it in american movies though, triple cheek kisses and the like
Calls Venti: “Yo these people at court are talking a lot about you-“
Who’s venti
@@stubbsiren4368 Character from a game called Genshin Impact
@@stubbsiren4368 an European gay bard
they talking about this at COURT??
@@SAT0ZAKURA OBJECTION
Its now a tradition to make a version of this at every fandom
These kids are so young! But they're all so amazing!
How come they're young? Btw, comment from 4 years ago
@@irfanshafri9574 I’m pretty sure they’re high schoolers
@@iskak. yeah maybe. But good play tho by them. Btw, are gay or European?
@@irfanshafri9574 both lmao- wby?
@@irfanshafri9574 Haha they look like men and women already but the description says they're aged 12-19. I thought they were all 18+ but I guess not!
I can't help but think that this cast is pretty awkward
Yeah
They need more energy and possibly to speed it up a little
Yeah, you're right....
At the end they go to fast before the other can end their line. And they keep looking at the audience too much
Hahahahagag
I’m french, and the line « depending on the Time of day, the French go either way » had me dying on the floor 😂
is it true?
and what this mean?
I have heard this song once for every fandom I've been in and I just realized I've never seen the original so here I am
As a multifandom, i make this too Lol
@@The_Tigers_show you're a multifandom? Don't you mean you're in multiple fandoms?
Multifandom is just a way to say i'm in *a lot of fandons* (hetalia, fnaf, GF, warrior cats, now omori. . .)
@@The_Tigers_show Welcome to the Omori fandom! We have depression
This isn’t the original
"This man is Gay AND EUROPEAN!" Are they talking about me?...
Clearly they are
SAAAMMMMEEEE
😂😂😂😂
No they are not
maybe both of us?
Awww I was waiting for the high pitched "This man is gay 'AND~!' European!" from Carlos. :((
Same... IS THAT A MDZS PFP I SEE THERE THO :DD 👀👀
@@sushih3302 U AIN'T WRONG ;]
I FRIRIDHSHSJSNG LOVE IT❤❤❤
it's so cool that they let kids sing this song. most kids productions i've been in were homophobic and wouldn't even let a girl play a male lead if it meant that she'd have to act all lovey dovey with the other female lead
(like in aladdin or cinderella)
My primary school (England) made 2 popular girls play Robin Hood and Marian (is that the name?). I think the nurse was played by a guy aswell.
My high school did this musical one year and did this song lol
Bruh
They cut it out of the Jr version, also Enid was no longer a lesbian either :/
That’s not homophobic what’s it got to do with being a guy to get a part
I love how the play pokes fun at gay people, europeans, and straight people all at the same time.
Me being 2 out of the 3 things they’re making fun of: 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
Is it just me or is it oddly satisfying on how this video is exactly 5 minutes long ?
Me too
“I’m straight”
*“You were not yesterday”*
OH SHIT
LMAO
All fandoms: This song is hereby rated E for Everyone
Lol
**clears throat** WHY DID SOMEONE WRITE A SONG ABOUT ME?!
N-,no
**Continues writing about your life**
@@pencil2680 Lol
Antia Epicness Because he’s gay aaaand European
And also, because eventually *someone* had to get involved in your personal life!
i love watching people in a play singing the word gay over and over again
Lyrics cuz why not:
There! Right there!
Look at that tanned, well tented skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbed chin
Oh please, he's gay! Totally gay!
I'm not about to celebrate
What every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
The guy's not gay, I say no way
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fay
But look at his ???? crispy locks
Look at his so translucent socks
That is the eternal paradox
Oh, what are we seeing?
What are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay!
Or European?
Oooohhhhhh...
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he Gay or European?
Oh hey, don't look at me!
Oh, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign forks
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks!
They both say things like 'Ciao Bella'
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Oh please!
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!
Is he Gay or European?
Oh, there! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk!
Seen it on every guy at work!
That's a metro hetero jerk!
The guy's not gay, I say, NO WAY!
That is the elephant in the room
But is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically radically!
Ironically chronically!
Certainly pertin'ly!
Dramatic ??????
GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY -------
DAMMIT!
Gay or European?
So stylish and relaxed!
Is he Gay or European?
I think his chest is waxed...
If they bring their boys up difference it's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse!
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code!
Well, his accent is hypnotic!
But his shoes are pointy toed.
HUH!
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray!
But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday!
Is he Gay or European?
Gay or European?
GAY OR EURO----
Wait! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I got an idea I'd like to try.
The floor is yours.
So, Mr.Archytacos, this affair with Ms.Windman has been going on for?
Two years.
And, again, your first name is?
Nicholas.
And your boyfriend's name is?
Carlos.
(le gasp)
No! It's a misundertood!
You said boyfriend, I thought you said best friend!
Carlos is my best friend.
YOU BASTARD!
YOU LYING BASTARD!
THAT'S IT, I NO COVER FOR YOU, NO MORE!
PEOPLES, I HAVE THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
THIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN!
(le gasp)
And that is no disgrace!
You should stop and consider yourself a completely closed case!
It's me, not her, he's seeing, no matter what he say!
I swear he never ever ever ever swing the other way!
YOU ARE SO GAY, YOU BIG PARFAIT, YOU ??????????? CABARET!
I'M STRAIGHT!
You were not yesterday ~
SO I AM PROUD TO SAY, HE'S GAY!
AND EUROPEAN!
HE'S GAY!
AND EUROPEAN!
HE'S GAY!
AND EUROPEAN AND GAAAAY!
FINE,OK, I'M GAY!
HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
"you flaming one man caberet"
I think it’s "quaft and crispy locks"
Foreign ports
thanks so much - I always have difficulty with spoken English
“Genetically, Medically”
the blond girl in the white shirt at 3:06 has NO idea what shes supposed to be doing
I noticed 😂😂😂
Oof
Lmao
She was like
"Here? To be here? *Points* "
i think its margo and shes trying to act dumb haha
"I'm straight!"
"You were not yesterday."
What
I like the part where they say
GAY OFFICIALLY GAY OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMN IT
FINALLY A HIGH SCHOOL THAT LET IT BE
Wuft Chan it's not a high school it's a production company that is based in st. albert hence the name sact (st albert children's theatre) and normally kids fairly young can be in sact just this show had an age limit for obvious reasons I know a lot about this group as all my friends are in it....
the fact that Italians literally say "ciao bella" when they kiss you on both cheeks is amazing
where I live in Italy only catcallers say those specific words
As an Italian, sì è vero
PLEASE I LOVE CARLOS'S STANDING WHEN HE SAID "HE'S GAY AND EUROPEAN" ITS SO SASSY, I LOVE HIM-
The girl version would be,
*Is she lesbian or just socially awkward in the locker rooms?*
Is she lesbian or American
Both!!
1:34 start~!
Thank
한국인이군
Thank you
@@Soo-jinKoh I’m not Korean, I love the country though
I started screaming this song when my friend came out as gay and honestly best deision of my life
I would have fucking loved that to happen to me
Cringe
@@lad7436 precisely what I am
@@AnotheraccountonYT IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN
한국인 숨지말고 나와라.
신프ANIMS 한국인입니다!!
으흠..
(패러디보고 온 한국인 빼꼼
うん？
저는 패러비를봣죠
This gives such old TH-cam vibes now, like your fandom wasn’t legit until an edit of this with its characters randomly popped up in your recommendations 😂😂
have you ever heard of the term "bisexual"
Elizabeth then he would have looked during the bend and snap.
Elizabeth 'i swear he never ever swing the other way'
Also, they're trying to prove he's gay because the other legal team had him testify to an affair that would suggest a motive for their client to kill her husband, I believe. If he was bi, that wouldn't, prove he perjured himself, in addition to what the others said.
closeted gay men aren't bi because they pretend to like women..
@@cole6547 AMEN
This is just a fandom tradition now, every new fandom has one, the fandom that doesn't is not a fandom.
I first heard this song for a super obscure, niche ship from a relatively obscure fandom, so I can confirm, EVERY fandom has this
(Elle)
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay
(Calahan)
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?
(Emmett)
But look at his quoft and crispy locks
(Elle)
Look at his silk translucent socks
Calahan:
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
(Elle)
What are we seeing?
(Calahan)
Is he gay?
(Elle)
Of course he's gay
Calahan
Or European?
(All)
ohhhhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
(Warner)
Well, hey don't look at me
Vivian
You see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
(All)
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks
(Elle)
Oh please
(All)
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
(Warner)
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
(All)
Is he gay or European?
or-
(Eden)
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
(Elle)
Is automatically, radically
(Calahan)
Ironically, cronically
(Vivian)
Scurtinly, curtainly
(Warner)
Genetically, netically
(All)
Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!
Dammit
Gay or European?
(Calahan)
So stylish and relaxed
(All)
Is he gay or European?
(Calahan)
I think his chest is waxed
(Vivian)
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
(All)
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
(Brooke)
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed
(All)
Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
(Judge)
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on saturday
(All)
Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
(Emmett)
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
(Calahan)
The floor is yours
(Emmett)
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
has been going on for...?
(Nicos)
2 years
(Emmett)
And your first name again is...?
(Nicos)
Nicos
(Emmett)
And your boyfriend's name is...?
(Nicos)
Carlos
I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend
(Carlos)
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European!
(All)
Woah!!
(Carlos)
No matter what he say
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet casey
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret
(Nicos)
I'm straight!
(Carlos)
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!
(All)
And European!
(Carlos)
He's gay!
(All)
And European!
(Carlos)
He's gay!
(All)
And European
and Gay!
(Nicos)
Fine okay I'm gay!
(All)
Hooray
thank you
In the words of Schaffrillas Productions "every fandom needs a Gay or European animatic"
This song makes the "I thought you were American" vine make so much more sense
2:54 everyone did perfectly but that girl was phenomenal
For real
9 years later this song still holds up
I love how the entire concept of him "being gay" was based on him not being a creep
I've only heard the song and I've always imagined them following a guy through a store
Saaaame 🤣
"DAMN IT!" lmao
Persona 5 brought me here
Lel me too
I guess we're all in the same boat here :/
Same
Yeah
Me too lmao
8 years still watching and its still a masterpiece
I freaking love this song it's just so perfect
this song: exists
every single anime fandom: well thats mine now
I personally like the original,
I know singing is hard and that it can be easy to mess up but I personally think the other version is more upbeat and exciting
As an European I'm offended. Offended that I didn't find it sooner
"I AM STRAIGHT"
"You were not yesterday~"
*SCREAMS IN THE FACT*
"I'm not about to celebrate..." This quote makes me laugh every time
damn imagine being outed during a murder trial
No matter how many times I watch this I can't help but to laugh. God it's so funny and well made
*10 years later and the:*
"I'm straight!"
*_"You were not yesterday"_*
*still has me choking on air-*
That at elle woods is amazing
She can't sing though. Sounds like she's dying
Autumn De-Morette like you could do better
I saw my school perform legally blonde today and oh my god it was amazing
The one who wrote this songs surely deserves a reward
Fun Fact: In the German version, it's "Ist er schwul oder Franzose?" ("Is he gay or French?")
Imagine not trying to laugh when they are over there being like " *Is He gAy oR EuRoPeAn* "
is it horrible that a jojo parody of pucci being gay brought me here
You're not alone my friend
You're not alone, you're with the ones that came here because of Abacchio, Dio and Gyro being gay parodies
It was the gravity of the pucci's parody that carried me here
I was here for Yusuke from Persona 5
Rule 251: Every fandom has their own version of this
The cough and the beginning when she was talking 💀💀💀
Mad props to both the Judge and Nikos for either tuning this out or just deadass not hearing this shit
"You were not yesterday" ... man really exposed his boyfriend
"I'M STRAIGHT"
_"YOU WERE NOT YESTERDAY!!"
*_SPITS TEA OUT_*
wow i cant believe they made musical about that meme.
You know the meme is made after the musical...
@@mathewevanora9855 that’s a joke
*W H E E Z E*
“there did you see it”
“do it again”
brooke “yes pls!”
… I physically cant
Nikos is the real MVP
This has to be my new ringtone
When I first heard this song I loved it, now I know why
Those who get it, get it. Those who, don't.
Does this mean you are gay or is it something else
@@daveross3353 i don't know, Dave Ross, you tell me 🤨🤨
Glad you've finally embraced the truth that you're European.
@@hooray4paradiddles PFFT😂
Wow after 7 years I heard about it.. I'm just speechless no other word coming out except only “wow ” where was I all these years??
I love this song
Like who doesn’t tho
I’d never expect this song to come from this musical.
FINALLY, A DAM PJO FAN. This song is about nico you can't change my mind.
Legends say this song is still being used to this day in ever fandom that exist for one second
help I can imagine everyone in mondstadt singing this 😭
how come no one in the audiance laughed how dare they i was dieing inside of laughter
Being gay and European this is an accurate representation whenever I go to a family gathering
This song has been going on in my head for the past week, I’m basically a walking advertisement for Legally Blonde.
"Depending on the time of day the french go either way..."
guess I'm French now.
This part of song is so funny 😄
Bi?
I watched this for the first time a year ago. Then I was purely European.
Now... yes, both gay AND European!
You know... I'm Italian and here the song has been traslated as "gay or french" 😂
Davvero??? Ok ora voglio vedere
@@reddy161 Non so se ci sia qualche registrazione! L'anno scorso (o due anni fa, non sono sicura ahah) all'Arcimboldi l'hanno fatta così 😂 magari se vai un po' indietro nel tempo sui loro social la trovi!!
@@chias2282 grazie tantissimo dell'informazione
me and my best friend sang this at her brother's birthday over video call, and he was straight up half horrified and half laughing his half ass off.
this song lives in my head rent free
I literally just went to this play but at a high school and it was awesome. 🖐️