Can You Beat Fallout 3 As The Pint Sized Slasher?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 มิ.ย. 2022
- Fear is a funny thing. Since the dawn of time, men women and children have been afraid of clowns. But ask any parent what the scariest thing in the world is and they’ll all tell you the same thing: an angry toddler with a knife. But what would happen if you combined the power of a clown with the lunacy of an enraged weapon-wielding toddler? Can You Beat Fallout 3 As The Pint Sized Slasher?
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 As The Pint Sized Slasher? (in text form)
Back in April, Mitten Squad turned 9 years old, but here’s the thing: I made Mitten Squad when I was 16 and on May 15th I turned 26 and you know what that means. We can officially celebrate 10 years of Mitten Squad on a technicality and what better way to do that than with the release of the Fork Barbarian’s cooler older brother, the Nuclear Fork Barbarian made by Makeship. The Plush is on sale now for $27.99. This is a limited run product that will only be on sale until July 1st. If you don’t buy one by then, it’s gone forever.
For starters, the Pint Sized Slasher is a character that exists within Fallout 3 within the Tranquility Lane quest line. You become him to complete the quest line for Betty White to escape the simulation without taking any pills. Unfortunately, as we’ve seen before, it is simply impossible to beat Fallout 3 as an actual child. Assuming you somehow manage to make that this far, when you reach President Eden to take the vial you’re told that you cannot use that, children cannot carry viruses, we know this. And of course, escaping the vault as a 16 year old would result in the so-called “pint sized slasher” going to a pint sized prison cell for the rest of his natural life. So where does that leave us? You guessed it: it’s b*by time. First things first: the Pint Sized Slasher’s blade is only available in Tranquility Lane and because I don’t feel like giving a toddler the tool of a metaphorical god, we’re gonna be going the safety scissors route.
That tool, despite its name, is still a melee weapon, so SPECIAL stats are all based around the melee weapons skill. Strength for the melee weapons skill itself, Intelligence for some skill points when leveling up, and Luck as a boost to all skills. Now: it’s time to leave daddy encased in dust just like the 80 year old woman superhero The Octopus who, like when an octopus is frightened, spits dust out of her… you know. Walk into a wall, quick save quick load in rapid succession and with enough gusto in your hear you can clip through the wall and fall into a part of the vault you shouldn’t be able to reach. From there, as we’ve done so many times before, it’s as simple as escaping the vault as a b*by while dealing with a few roaches looking for an easy meal. Make sure to grab supplies like Stimpacks and… I guess that’s it. We can’t use the nerf bat and babies can’t have guns. Overseer isn’t around, so you snag his key from his locker, enter the escape tunnel, and seeing as we never took a ride on the GOAT, it’s here, at the beginning of the end of the line we pick tag skills. I went with Melee Weapons, Medicine, and Lockpick. - เกม
Nuclear Fork Barbarian Plush link + a brief update about things
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I’m not gonna go into too much detail about this, I just felt like I owed it to my audience to let you all know that I haven’t been uploading very much recently because I started drinking heavily again in late March. I’m still trying to get a handle on it, but at the very least I haven’t blacked out in 8 days. That being said, I’ve got 2 more videos ready to be released between now and July 1st when the plush sale ends. To be 100% honest, I have no idea how often I’ll be uploading after that. I’d like to upload at least twice per month, but we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. I guess that’s it. - Paul
You've got this Paul
Just take care, I have a problem with drinking right now, so I can't tell you anything for support. Just, love your videos, love you humor, it always makes my day a little more interesting
you’ve got this man :)
Paul, I wanted to say, I drank a lot, enough to almost cost me my life, lost a piece of my liver. I know it’s hard, but you owe it to yourself to not destroy your life. You have a lot of days ahead of you. You got this man, I promise you that. Be strong, and drink safely.
ay man, take as long as you need
I can't believe paul is 10 years old. good for him. hope the overseer gives him a pipboy
Thanks mate x
@@CouldBeSaladFingers Your name screams "give me attention pls!!!"
Here you have it
@@tyrellwashington747 bruh
@@tonymartin1913 no, there's a spammer here. Help report it for spam/scams
@@micahphilson thought so
"I bid Desmond a fair Fuck Off."
I'm gonna miss your humor, Paul. Rest in peace.
That's one thing I feel every time I watch another video. They make me laugh and I'm loving listening/watching, but then I'm stricken with sadness that we'll never get more of his humour.
One of the best fallout TH-camrs out there, rest easy man
Fallout 4 as babe Ruth: only the 2076 world series bat, baseball grenades, and baseballs shot from the junk jet. You can also only wear a baseball uniform.
Did Babe Ruth ever play for the Sox?
@@Jamief1585 iunno. I just mention him because it's an extremely well known name that would get clicks from people who aren't subscribed
@@Jamief1585 he did play for them until he got sold to the yankees and that started the Curse of the Bambino for the red sox
@@hugh.mungus isn’t there a reference to the bambino in diamond city showing they never won after it happened
@@theorangegremlin334 I thought there was but I can’t find anything on it so I might have to load up the game and look for myself because now I’m curious as I could’ve sworn I remember there being one
When the news broke out, I legit cried. I've been subscribed to mitten squad for nearly 7 years, and every new video was a blessing to us. Paul's videos helped me recover from a terrible mental state and I'll always be grateful of him and his work. Rest in Peace Paul
Dude me too I’ve been watching him sense he was playing Minecraft Mitten Squad was legit like a good friend to millions so sad he lost the hardest battle there is in life
He’s still alive check his community
Feels weird watching this now after he passed 😢😢
That's o.k., loss is complicated.
You will forever be missed big man, thank you for the content, and good times for whatever happens next.
Congrats on 10 years Paul. Keep doing the greatest challenge run, living life.
Thanks mate x
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@@CouldBeSaladFingers you dont look like paul
@@CouldBeSaladFingers too green
oh God don't remind me
Rest in Peace man. I wish your family peace during these hard times.
Rest easy man you’re literally my favorite TH-camr of this genre
Return of the King.
What's up checkmark
Ever think of doing fallout vids where you can't leave vaults or new vegas
@@nakeysnakey6220 joov is more than a checkmark
Ehhh this comment is my Multiverse.
Here before Salad Fingers PFP guy says 'thanks mate'.
imagine being an enclave soldier with state of the art technology getting killed by a man with a kitchen knife and a funny mask
A *child* with a *toy* knife and a funny mask
Bad leadership is a bitch.
Rest in peace Paul. Thank you for the effort you put in to entertain us
just want to say, no matter how long it takes, as long as there is another upload to this channel I'll be here for it 💜 love you Paul
This didnt age well lmao
@@kylorensleftballsack6594 while true, you didnt have to word it like that man.
You'll be waiting for a long time, unfortunately.
I came to check to see if he ever made a new video, and tbh I forgot to watch a couple of them. I found out he is really gone not too long ago 😞
Man it’s hard to watch his videos knowing his gone rest in peace Paul you will be missed
that is the most adult child i've ever seen
Thanks mate x
You'll get a hold on the drink, the drink won't get a hold on you. You got this and we all are here to support you through this.
Thanks mate x
didn't he stop drinking like a year ago now?
Is there a part of the vid this is referencing?
What are you talking about??
@@milliondollarmistake read his video comment
We’ll miss you dude.
I'm a simple man when I see mitten squad I click, honestly this has to be one of my favourite channels specifically because Paul is absolutely hilarious.
Thanks mate x
And sarcastic
Rest in peace, Paul. This community truly loved what you did on this platform.
Just yesterday I was like “man, Paul hasn’t uploaded in a bit.” The real game is beginning again. Happy ten years of mittensquad!
Thank god you're back. Just yesterday I thought "hope he's alright" and here we are :) Cheers mate.
Thanks mate x
@@CouldBeSaladFingers dude shut the fuck up and stop spamming people
This is where the real slasher begins. It finally happened, Paul has become Jason Voorhees. God help all the air conditioners.
Not Jason. Ever stronger , the not so pint sized slasher
@@MIneDearisFragileThe gallon sized slasher?
God, I miss him. 😢
I love the fact that he literally is the size of a pint sized slasher
Thanks mate x
@@CouldBeSaladFingersstfu
I used to laugh at these videos, but now, after his passing, I just feel emptiness...
You can still laugh, it's why he made the videos. It's okay.
Rest easy big guy. Your Content was always S Tier you'll be missed.
Forever rewatching your videos, legends never die 🥹💚
rest easy mate you brought me comfort in dark times 🕊
THE LEGEND IS BACK
Can’t believe it’s been 3 months already. Rest easy Paul. You are greatly, greatly missed. Thank you for the timeless classics.
Rest easy my friend. Let the real game begin
Replaying Fallout 3 recently, I was literally thinking this same exact thing. Mittenfolk think alike.
We’re all one stitch in the GodMitten
Thanks mate x
A Nerbit, and a Mitten Squad video in the same hour?
For real though
Idk how I missed this one before you passed but I'm glad to hear your voice again rest in peace Paul
Stay strong my friend, you will win against the alcohol 💪 greetings from Germany
Today is a fantastic day! Nerbit releases a video of fallout 4 as a gorilla, and less than an hour after mitten squad releases fallout 3 as the pint size slasher! This is a great day for youtube content!
The dark lord returns and he’s still sick of grandma sparkle
Goes into simulation: okay so I want you to be... oh wait you already are... just take your dad and go...
Ah yes! Another to add to my weekly mitten squad binge
I hear ya brother. Im at the point I have a playlist of his newest videos first going Al the way back to like 3 years ago. I love his videos to the point where I can watch one I saw 6 times I still love it and laugh
Pint sized character, gallon sized success 👍
15:47 Sticky was a surprise to see 💀
Rest In Peace brother. Hope wherever you are it’s where the real game begins.
We miss you man ❤
yay :3 missed your videos man!
Fax
a new Nerbit and Mitten Squad upload? Is this Christmas?
miss you already Paul. thanks for all the laughs and off the walls challenges
I'm gonna miss him, he will always be one of the best youtubers I know.
I'll miss you my man the next game begins
Rest well king 😢🙏
Great video pual
Could you beat fallout new Vegas as Dirty Harry
And now, the REAL game begins!
You did the impossible.
You got me to enjoy Bethesda games.
RIP you absolute legend!
RIP man, your videos made me laugh and re enjoy the fallout games
Wake up babe, new Mitten Squad vid just dropped
New content. Yes. This is what I live for
Ah splendid what a day to be alive
Cheers everybody I shall rejoice this upload
Never been so happy to see someone Im subbed to upload.
Rip to a real one... Thanks for the fun.
Pint Sized Slashers are slang for Michigan's underground crime ring.
Really excited for your return, hope you’ve improved and you have all our support
Such a great video! Thanks for making it! I’m so happy you got and are staying sober Paul. We need you to keep making content like this.
But can you beat kingdom come deliverance with only your fists?
I love your insane challenge runs, thank for being so damned entertaining and taking one for the team :)
Well written and well done as usual. One of the few creators that really gets a nice laugh out of me! Looking forward to the next one
You’re an absolute chronically underrated TH-camr, just finished binging a few videos and the way your commentary makes games I’ve played hundreds of times still so enjoyable to watch is an art form. Keep up the good work man!
“Its better to burn out than to fade away.”
Thanks for the laughs. I’m sorry.
Glad to have you back once again
Love when you post man. Always a pleasure, to many more years to come 🥂
Appreciate the time and work you put into these silly and amazing videos. Funny and entertaining
hope you're doing well over at mitten squad! that plush is definitely getting bought soon!
Hey man good to see ya. Life can be a struggle keep your head up... one day at a time and all that
Much love and good vibes sent your way
Paul your dry sense of humor and your personality got me through some of the toughest times in my life I may be late to videos now but I will always appreciate you. thank you.
Nerbit : "What if big and monke?"
Mitensquad "What if smoll and sharp?"
We will see you on the other side friend. Rip.
You got this, Paul. Setbacks don’t have to be permanent. I know how hard it is to shake the drink but you can do it. Your videos make people’s day’s better, and have been for years. I’m sure I speak for just about all of us when I say I’m rooting for you.
I always love watching your content im glad you're still making challenge videos
Congrats Paul on 10 years! keep it up man always makes me smile.
Playing as a clown, make sure you go for the Juggler.
“On May 15th, I turned 26”
*Character info unlocked*
God rest your soul Paul. I find myself walking in your footsteps, for better or worse, and I miss the days when I felt like I wasn’t the only one. You made a difference for many of us.
This is what I needed today. Thanks, Paul of Mitten Squad. Keep doing you.
ah yes, new phobia, clowns and kids
Rest in peace man 🙏
Congrats on 10 Years! Keep up the great working been watching for 5 years now💯
Literally my favorite channel on TH-cam. Great scripts on every video lol.
And when the world needed him most, he returned. With a new *plush*.
Going around dressed as clown, murdering people that were running for the lives was the most intense and amazing experience I had playing videogames. I was laughing frenetically the whole time and I remember it to this day.
Thanks mate x
@---------------- weirdo
Me too. If you can also do it in video games, I should try that out
You ok bro?
@@lordkifis2757 I sense a disturbance in the force…
Glad to see a new video from you! Your videos are always so funny. Hope you’re doing well!
Good to see you back on the scene again
Rest in peace
always love your content! congratulations on 10 years my man!!
It hurts to see Mitten Squad in my recommendeds, I will miss you good sir. Fly high.
Rip mittens quad
Miss you man
Another awesome and funny video from Paul.
Congrats for the 10 year anniversary. Love your videos. Finally another can you beat a Bethesda game video. I missed those. Thank you for all those awesome videos.❤
Hey Mitten I'm a huge fan I've been subbed since 2018 I hope your doing well and have a nice day man you deserve it