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This is how you DON'T play Tekken 7 PLUS (Deleted and Extra Scenes)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2020
- *** Top 10 Worst DSPGaming 2020 Moments (THE VIDEO IS HERE) • Top 10 Worst DSPGaming... **
Welcome to the King of Iron Salt Tournament 7 Plus with Deleted and Extra Scenes. If you love what you see, please give this a Like and Share to those would love to see this. I've wanted to edit this for nearly 2 years from the stuff that didn't make the original cut. Thanks for watching and get ready for the next battle.
"I'm hwoarang and I kick kick kick!" Um, yes, he's a practitioner of tae-kwon-do.....they're kickers.
lmao that hwoarang made him so salty!!
EVERY character in Tekken has a 10 frame left punch, it's the fastest move in the game. Remember that every time he complains that all a character's moves are faster than his.
Was wondering exactly that. It's not the character moves that's too fast, it's his reflex being too slow.
Wow, guess what?
It's his same excuse today for Tekken 8, and he has since QUIT playing it...
He literally learns 3 moves and spams them, then gets mad at other players for doing the same. I've noticed it with every fighter he pretends to understand. He'll act like he's "out playing" players when he literally has the reflexes of a turtle. Lol
Phil : All fighting games are the same and plays the same
Also Phil : I dont recognize that kick, she didnt have that in Tekken 3.
"Of course his jab beats everything I do" it's almost like the fastest move in the game is every character's 1
The return of a legendary detractor. God bless.
Wait The Best TIHYDP in history got a sequel?! All right let’s get it
"When in doubt, the super comes out!" Uh, ya numb nuts, when it's down to the wire, and you feel you have no chance in winning that's what most ppl will do. Just depends on how you release it. Hell, that's why he keep losing to them.
Attack if you want
Defend if you dare
Hell, beg if you like
But I will rain the salt down on your sorr...OH MY GOD THE LAG
The match at 46:44, and his reaction pissed me off
You literally won round 1 by spamming low kicks. You have no ground to stand on papa piggy
this guy doesn't make youtube videos, he makes cinematic masterpieces
bless secret life
How disugsting must Kats downstairs be to actually hook up with someone like DSP
Bro… 😂😂😂😂
whenever he said high-low mixups, I had to take a breather
we know that tekken 7 is in the past now but u have to remember that ALL DSP's matches were when the game was new!
Almost every player he fought was beginner level!
He got carried by king's lows 24/7
NEVER got higher then blue ranks!
Former pro fighting game player right there uh? lmao, what a joke.
And if you have 4 hours to kill, I have the original video on my channel some where ;)
This is the best sequel ever uploaded to youtube. Thank you so much!! You are the best!
I honestly wonder if he even tried to learn at least more of his character's moveset before he hit online, some of the shit he is getting hit with has some really easy response, sure is baffling to see a "former pro fighting game player" do this poorly.
He had moments with Lili - especially for someone new to the game.
He's terrible in disadvantage though, because he only reason he ever thinks he got into and remains in that situation is due to lag or whatever.
Josie: Does a parriable low into a duckable high
Pig roach: She does the same safe mid combo and I cant fo ANYTHING about it
Ok Phil
So your saying not only is the string not "safe", it's Launch Punishable in 2 different ways?! Probably shouldn't mention that King also has a standing kick Parry, cause that would just be rubbing salt into his disgusting gouty wounds.
Watching this moron spam ally kicks, then crying while getting wrekt by the absolute lowest tier trash..... is just fantastic. 😂
Your editing skills in one video top DSP's entire 12-year begacy. Kudos to SECRET as always man.
Dunking on DSP again AND tilting TMM, absolute masterpiece.
The King is back.
Love you and love your work. Thank you so much for this.
Thanks for watching!
Fantastic video I throughly enjoyed watching it.
31:45 "WHOOT? OOI DOODN'T TOOCH OONYTHOONG! WHO-HOOT?" 🤣🤣🤣
I agree with the notations during the Lili/Xiaoyu match.
For someone just starting out with the game, he sometimes did OK (especially with Lili).
But he'll never get any better, as he put down mistakes (or not even mistakes - just a understandable lack of knowledge) down to lag or other uncontrollable factors.
Ohh yes. The legend is back ladies and gents. Good to see you uploading again Secret. Missed ya buddy.
Wins the round with a hopkick and 1 jab... "Got em with a juggle!"
Wasn't expecting TMM cameo to be in this masterpiece 😂
Thank you so much for the content. This made my day
Big ups TheMainManSWE! I actually sub to his channel. Did you win quit because your adrenaline was through the roof?
I did, I went out and told the neighbours, rang up the family, I told everyone about my win. One and done lol
Having played Tekken for quite some time now. Watching DSP bitch about the game makes my brain sad. Esp the mirror matches. It is obvious that he never learns the mechanics of the game
it's maddening how ignorant he is about tekken, but he also reveals he doesn't know how fighting games work in general. How does he not know about blocking and punishing? Like "they're all doing safe combos I can't punish" in what game can you punish a player for combo-ing you? Or like when he says "every move counter hit me, I couldn't punish anything" it's like he doesn't understand what a "counter hit" is. He acts like he thinks "counter hit" is a property of certain moves, and not that it means he was mashing buttons. Or how he doesn't seem to realize you can duck highs, he acts like he thinks the game glitched when a high gets ducked. This stuff is all universal to fighting games.
The constant complaining about rage art is annoying too. I mean love it or hate it, it is literally the game giving you a super you can mash in desperation, it can be used more intelligently, but a super you can mash with zero execution is kinda the whole point.
49:53 🤣🤣 not only do we literally have the receipts of his gambling and alcohol addiction now, but it was worse than we thought
The streamer you defeated complaining about you "spamming" as he literally hammered out df, 2 and uf, 3 over and over from mid range.
Phil seemed pretty reasonable about the game in his final thoughts. Like those shining moments where he seems like he may not be an all bad, greedy, lazy, stupid person.
yeah
Calling people scrub when he palis as Lili, Bob and King lmao
And this comes from a King player
"I didn't do anything!" (button mashes)
How come the lag never effects his opponents? Must be Tevins fault.
"drifty normals" gotta love when he has to invent a new fighting game term for his excuses
oh man, i didnt even know this existed.. pumped!
Letssss Gooooo
OMG never knew about this sequel ahahah putting my feet up this will be good!
"Say what you see" :)
@@SecretLimited I have Catchphrase episodes on my Channel Roy Walker the legend!
@@SecretLimited I saw mainmanswe get triggered as hell ahahahah that was even funnier than DSP as he should be able to adapt where as Phil couldn't adapt anything.
Dude your editing is god tier! Do you do commissions?!
Mainman is just a Swedish version of dsp
That win of yours was pure skill, not spam. That guy was full of it. Good job.
Love the Booker T theme during Eddie's super.
This should have way more views
Binge watching. DSP has an excuse for everything. It’s hilarious! 😂
21:00 he left AS SOON AS someone typed in chat. Apparently he did the same during vermintide 2
i was in shock during the Xiouyu fight (second match) when he started to take responsibility for the loss. but then he quickly turned back to his most traveled path, so that was comforting. I mean, it wasnt his fault! gah
The GOAT is back.
23:15 YOU ARE PLAYING KING. GRAB. FUCKING GRAB.
He can't. He's too busy trying to mash spam low attacks
@@tootriggered802 one of Kings most punishable attacks ffs
"I teched but it didn't come out" Was it a command throw or a normal throw dave? Can you even tell the difference?
And I do love how many times Phil says he got robbed or he stopped the attack but then if you just rewatch it it's clear he's just making up crap to make himself look good😢
Wow… This channel is hilarious… 😂
What's the opening theme music?
DSP's problem is that he doesn't use enough mids. There are so many situations he could have locked down with DF1
So 10 frames of input delay you say? Tekken 7 runs at 60 fps so thats 1 frame per 0,06 millisecond which gives us 0,6 milliseconds of input delay. Over 200 times faster than the human reaction time , good one Phil.
Havent started watching yet but lemme guess: worse than earlier games, lag & dropped inputs, unresponsive controls.
Pigroach has some epic ACK ACK ACKs in this one
12:10 This is hilarious 🤣😆😂😄💀😭🤣.
i love the wwe champions sponsor 😂
At this point he’s sponsoring WWE champions 😂😂😂
hey, SECRET, what rank are you in tekken these days?
Blues. Don't really play the game a lot since season 3 because the balance patches turned me off.
@@SecretLimitedblues as in… fujin/reijin?
Honestly, he doesnt seem like the worst player ever. if he would just stop complaining and trying to improve and learn from things, he could actually be good. but we all know THATS not going to happen
This dude will never take responsibility for his own failures unreal dude lol I bet he pays Kat to act like they are married in public, there’s no way she’s not cheating on him lol
"Look what I'm doing after I lost the game"
Claims he's played Tekken since the first game,doesn't know that mids beat lows
He acts like he thinks "counter hit" is a property of certain moves, and not that it means he was mashing buttons when he should've been blocking
I don’t think I seen him do a single juggle combo
Ackackackack snort
''Block... BOOLSHIT''
Was that you vs main man during his lei adventures lol
Yeah that was me. I played stupid didn't I lol
@@SecretLimited Don't be too hard on yourself. You did fine, was amusing.
@@JulienTomes Not going to lie, my heart was beating during that game. Could have done better with a relaxed mindset.
Get ready for the next battle!
Your editing skills make me jealous.❤️
Oh don't be. Its all about practise, learning and growing. If I can do it, you can do.
@@SecretLimitedLate reply, but I still wanna say it.
I only just noticed it now. And I’d like to say, as a massive rhythm game fan, I appreciate you using DANCERUSH STARDOM ANTHEM at the start of the video. Kudos for that.
And it’s such a shame what happened to your channel. Your content has been top notch.
Kick, kick, kick, kick
Tekken Snort 7: King of Iron Sniff
dsp goes insanely spammable people and still gets clapped
There is only 1 person who disliked this video and we all know who it must have been! lmao
TOO MUCH SALT XD
So your back ??
1 man.
1 mission.
To sh1t on Dsparasite.
The sequel to a legendary masterpiece.
Imagine what he would do if his secret wasn't limited...
(Read in honest trailers guy voice)
1:29:12 he wants to cry so bad
calls rages skills scrubby but most top tier competitors use those same rage skills
I'm pretty sure launchers ain't "counter hits", the few counterhits he did get get to anything, if only he knew. Also massive cope on characters that have fast moves, everyone has fast moves, just assumes that his character doesn't have em and believes he knows
i really dont think he knowd you can block lows
Needs more commercials
Fact though.
Phil has nothing on ltg. Ltg is an animal🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣
Get ready for the next battle AK AK AK AK AK;)🐷🐖🐽🐎🐴
I hate seeing DSP win.
Scrub super aka I'm too shit to deal with this move.
He complains so much about people spamming hit strings, and acts like it is an unbeatable technique. Spamming hit strings in Tekken is suicide for the most part.
Bruh the sponsors!
O.o
He sure moans a lot for someone who makes 100k+ a year from sitting and playing games all day. Well, half of that seems to go into mobile games so no wodner i guess
Lol the xiaoyu play is so good at mixing it up nobody can start playing this game because the only people playing are people making new accounts because they have no life.
Phil is such a poor sport!
Secret Limited your the best...😉😄 Dsp sh!t the worst..😠🤢🤮
No, you're the best :)
@@SecretLimited Thanks men..😁😂
Is he going to pick up UFC 4?
That won't surprise me.
@@SecretLimited now that brock Lesnar is in the game I hope so. You think they'll ever put Jinpachi or True Ogre in Tekken 7?
If he does play UFC4, he will go through the Create a Fighter Career Mode (don't know the official name lol), turns the music off, plays the game on a basic difficulty, if we are lucky (the online mode), complains and goes back to the offline mode. Its De Ja Va from his UFC3 LP. Is it really worth the time and effort to see him play UFC4, I mean his Tony Hawk remake LP, "lord of mercury". I just want him to play the new Fifa game, for me that would be entertainment lol. I wouldn't mind seeing my boy Ogre back, but I feel the roster is so full, I can't think of anyone else legit who can be in Season 4. Ok, maybe Jun because I love her back then.
As many ads in the first half as one of the videos on dsp gaming.....
29:45 Phil complains a lot about money problems but has no problem buying things like this? Man my Xbox series x isn't working correctly and all because it seems to be a physical issue my warranty won't cover it they're trying to make me pay $300... But Phil here has a Xbox seris x and a s, a playstation 5 and more stuff.... He totally has money issues and I don't. Can't stand his lies. Top it off Phil uses it just to stare at females butts and breasts but in 2023 he pretends it's gross to see such things.. hypocrite man
what happened to the video with all the cringe UK youtubers playing tekken 7 live on stage?
Nah, His combos still sucks
> beginner rank > won some tournaments > crazy good...lel no phil youre just bad sf isnt tekken you where never good enough for tekken