Finally after going through 2 hours of raw footage, editing, rendering, and then uploading, I finally give you the new video! Enjoy :) I keep my promises to my fans because you guys are the greatest!
Yeah I used to play a normal monster with a flavor text like "he is master of dead and living". I just made up that you can special summon a monster from grave when summoning it.
Psyrhos it is more the fact that everyone one of them has a Paragraph long effect that is the exact same as every other cardian (and the idea of having a level 11 tuner)
Not Brad Pitt There was a card text that read something like "it makes your 3 wishes come true" and at the time i didn't know the difference between flavor text and effect text so i won all the duels whenever i got that card
None of those cards can beat "IT'S A HUGE SCORPION WITH EVIL SOUL", its effect says "IN THE DEFENCE IT WILL RESERVE POWER... But it has an tremendous potential"
That trap that skips the opponent's turn as cost to decrease the atk of 1 monster on the field by 500 He should get some copies of boogie trap to abuse it
Are you ready for rulings? I would've ruled "open country" as "no Field Spell Card on the field". For that one monster that says yes, I'd rule that you target 1 face-up card your opponent controls and the next time your opponent says "yes" you can immediately destroy it - so you try to bait your opponent into answering a question with "yes" to get rid of their card. "Draw 2 cards means drawing" would be "if an effect would draw 2 cards, it draws 1 instead". As for if cards are similar, yeah if you can give a reason for why the card is similar to the attacking monster, it's not destroyed by that battle. "Both player cannot through desertion the hand card" means "both players can't discard cards from their hands". Your Nobleman of Crossout specified the side, so you'd banish cards from the Side Decks. I think your Reasoning was broken as iyou had to specify the monster so it's like The True Name only in reverse so if your opponent couldn't call the next monster in your Deck, it gets summoned. The Nobleman of Extermination that you had would probably be "target a backrow, if it's a Spell destroy it, if it's a Trap don't destroy it but instead destroy all your opponent's other backrow" The Lava Golem would boost itself by 1000 every Standby Phase and is summoned to either field by tributing 2 monsters from either field. So yes you can do a Reptilianne Vaskii tributing your opponent's board. I love that Terraforming, it has to search a "frilled card" yeah it has to be damaged, it's amazing Gotta love that The Last Warrior from Another Planet is actually a real card lol Obviously we didn't see any other cards that I could ruling cheese so that's about it. Really enjoyed this one though
I don't know, I went an entire MtG tournament playing Battle of Wits in fresh sleeves. 18 games, 248 cards, shuffling multiple times a turn, cards actually cutting my skin. Pretty sure that's the most painful of TCG experiences.
I’ve still got “Dark Enchanter”, and several fake cards. Honestly, I quite enjoy having them for the stamp on history these cards have. Cheers & good day, duelists!
I just watched all of this amazing footage lol not impressed with the calls 😂😂😂😂😂 badass duels tho those the duels that you gotta have to bring life back into the game
So wait, how are people makign these fake cards irl? What kind of printer and paper do I need to just print off Yugioh cards? Srsly I got whole fake archetypes I wanna try!
Talent-Playground [Personality Motif card] In own bout, check the cards in adversary's hand and field when give up 200 points of life score. Or the aeeack and defence power of the machine junta will be increased 200 point. Only 1 time in one bout. The way I see this card in my fake deck, during the battle phase I can either: Pay 200 LP, Look at my opponent's hand or My Machine Junta monsters gain 200 ATK and DEF. God I love playing fake cards
Someone needs to take the art of self destruct button photoshop a blurred Johnson in place of the hand, rename it "dickslap the like button" and give it some weird effect and send it to him
I had a fake card in my deck for a solid two years and it was such a good fake that I didn’t even know it was fake. Only reason I found out it was fake was because I saw it in a fake card unboxing...
Gonna play against my brother-in-law this weekend. My almost normal structure geargia against his fake deck... I'm kinda scared after watching this Lol
I remember someone in elemantary school, who brought some fake cards to school. Everyone was shouting that his cards can't be real, but he was dead serious about the authenticity of his cards. He said: "They must be real, the guy I bought them from said, that these are Polish."
Lol... may not be very nostalgic... but sheesh I miss playing yugioh. :( Either way here's a suggestion that I am not sure if its has been done already... but either way: Play with your entire deck in hand, but ban cards that destroy all cards on field/in hand, and any cards that give an automatic victory in hand (destiny board would be legal) everything else legal... you may need to tweak the rules a little bit since its been so long since I played. - Like you may have to ban cards that remove all cards in hand from play for more than 1 round, or even cards with stupid easy summon requirements/that would benefit far too greatly from the massive hand(s).
Finally after going through 2 hours of raw footage, editing, rendering, and then uploading, I finally give you the new video! Enjoy :) I keep my promises to my fans because you guys are the greatest!
YugiNoNo MAHO HASDO REVERSE CARD OPEN SHUSKU
Thank you Jesus, this has to be the best thing I've seen all day
Century robber is the best card I've ever seen LMFAO
Lmao
to be fair, warrior from a distant planet is actually the same thing as the actual cardgame
"I will send your monster to the grave!"
"No."
"Ok."
Darn! I'll try again next turn.
He never did though :(
If you think about it, when we were kids even playing with real cards was just like this.
James Zetterman my situation is same,I remember summoning Devil Girl(DMG)
Yeah I used to play a normal monster with a flavor text like "he is master of dead and living". I just made up that you can special summon a monster from grave when summoning it.
the worst part was trying to convince your opponent that they were playing with fake cards and them not believing you
"I choose Gravekeeper scout, but you can say no..."
Best effect ever.
Happiehope yep
*discard one card, end opponents turn* war has changed
but war never changes
Sapphire F**** off bronies
Sapphire Fuck on Brony.
TOO OP KONAMI PLS FORBIDDEN
"It has four effects and none of them make sense" wait flower cardians is that you
or anime winged dragon of Ra
bugboy1014 ur a fan of hardleg joe
Used to be ya :). i don't watch him much anymore though
Silver Fang Tbh, I know it's a joke but Cardians are quite simple once you understand the basics of it.
Psyrhos it is more the fact that everyone one of them has a Paragraph long effect that is the exact same as every other cardian (and the idea of having a level 11 tuner)
These card writers sound like Indian customer service call reps wrote these
They sound like Google translate was used to translate them from English to every language one by one before translating them back to English
Éamonn Ó'Connagháin LMFAO I'm dead
sounds like trumps been putting out bootleg yugioh cards to me "open country" lol
"Send bob and vagena pic" - Draw 2 cards discard 1 card
SEND GOODS AND EXODE
We need a fake Yu-Gi-Oh banlist
why even bother to ban things at that point?
bugboy1014
WE NEED IT
bugboy1014 the ban list is a joke they ban stuff then make cards that do the same thing
If that's becomes a thing, im pretty sure 80% of the cards would be banned or limmited.
we would have to know every fake card in existance first tho xD
What about a flavor text duel? Where you use only normal monsters and apply the flavor text as an effect
Not Brad Pitt shapesnatch op
Not Brad Pitt There was a card text that read something like "it makes your 3 wishes come true" and at the time i didn't know the difference between flavor text and effect text so i won all the duels whenever i got that card
They need to do that
Enes Bingöl flying fish? xD
Billy Wyatt yeah i think that was it
None of those cards can beat "IT'S A HUGE SCORPION WITH EVIL SOUL", its effect says "IN THE DEFENCE IT WILL RESERVE POWER... But it has an tremendous potential"
That trap that skips the opponent's turn as cost to decrease the atk of 1 monster on the field by 500
He should get some copies of boogie trap to abuse it
Literally cannot be negated XD
cloroxdust dragon reverse trap, lol
Easily the best (or at least funniest) duels I've ever seen
Joey summoned flame swordsman like nothing without poly and was even in his main deck.... I'm pretty sure you'll find a way to summon the fusion
I want to see a duel between this deck and superlight vikings
"One time in one bout and in one's own ground"
Whoever made that card effect is freaking Shakespeare
But the question is.... Can it beat larvae moth?
Of course not larvae moth is unbeatable
Greedy Pot is broken. Draw two as a cost to destroy it. Wow
So fun! I remember having some fake cards back then. Really funny.
Are you ready for rulings?
I would've ruled "open country" as "no Field Spell Card on the field".
For that one monster that says yes, I'd rule that you target 1 face-up card your opponent controls and the next time your opponent says "yes" you can immediately destroy it - so you try to bait your opponent into answering a question with "yes" to get rid of their card.
"Draw 2 cards means drawing" would be "if an effect would draw 2 cards, it draws 1 instead".
As for if cards are similar, yeah if you can give a reason for why the card is similar to the attacking monster, it's not destroyed by that battle.
"Both player cannot through desertion the hand card" means "both players can't discard cards from their hands".
Your Nobleman of Crossout specified the side, so you'd banish cards from the Side Decks.
I think your Reasoning was broken as iyou had to specify the monster so it's like The True Name only in reverse so if your opponent couldn't call the next monster in your Deck, it gets summoned.
The Nobleman of Extermination that you had would probably be "target a backrow, if it's a Spell destroy it, if it's a Trap don't destroy it but instead destroy all your opponent's other backrow"
The Lava Golem would boost itself by 1000 every Standby Phase and is summoned to either field by tributing 2 monsters from either field. So yes you can do a Reptilianne Vaskii tributing your opponent's board.
I love that Terraforming, it has to search a "frilled card" yeah it has to be damaged, it's amazing
Gotta love that The Last Warrior from Another Planet is actually a real card lol
Obviously we didn't see any other cards that I could ruling cheese so that's about it. Really enjoyed this one though
No monsters left on the field. Summon dark magician.
And attack directly for game.
Eli gg
Ivan Marko Konovski gotta bounce guys
Dude..... I played with fake cards for my whole childhood, I know your pain....
Heh! My WHOLE country is filled with FAKE Yugioh Players! I cringe everytime!
A rank 2 that pops itself to draw 2 sounds good
noah solomon the rank 2 actually lets you draw ti as a cost to pop itself
New paleozoic tech card maybe maybe?
YES TOLKI CARDS ARE BACK! GET REKT SCRUB!
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The most entertaining video on the channel Yugioh Jesus all hail you and your divine powers of pirated image and weird worded cards!!!
New meta confirmed, these two decks are too op. :P
bet ya zoodiacs could still beat it
19 minutes in and it's already the funniest video i'v seen from you in a while. No it wasn't meant as a bad thing if it sounded that way.
1:02 Didn't know toki was into making yugioh cards? Neat.
So this is the new meta? Neato
is it bad that when i first read your comment i read it as "so this is the new meta? Naruto" ? *laughs*
this only makes slightly less scenes then the super light vikings.
I don't know, I went an entire MtG tournament playing Battle of Wits in fresh sleeves. 18 games, 248 cards, shuffling multiple times a turn, cards actually cutting my skin. Pretty sure that's the most painful of TCG experiences.
That trap was hella broken lol. This was hilarious thanks for trying to do this.
this is the most ridiculous yugioh matches I've ever seen! great video!
I bought a whole bunch of fakes on ebay once just for the hell of it.
IS THAT GIANT TURTLE WHO FEEDS ON FLAMES?
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
Do More Of These!!!
Krillin said to 18 😂
I’ve still got “Dark Enchanter”, and several fake cards. Honestly, I quite enjoy having them for the stamp on history these cards have. Cheers & good day, duelists!
I just watched all of this amazing footage lol not impressed with the calls 😂😂😂😂😂 badass duels tho those the duels that you gotta have to bring life back into the game
Looking at all those fake cards would make my head hurt
I watch all of the 34 minutes and it was fucking hilarious!!! Keep up the good work!!
Super Sonic Duck too broke.
So wait, how are people makign these fake cards irl? What kind of printer and paper do I need to just print off Yugioh cards? Srsly I got whole fake archetypes I wanna try!
"I drew that one broken card"
"I drew that broken one." But which one?
Talent-Playground
[Personality Motif card]
In own bout, check the cards in adversary's hand and field when give up 200 points of life score. Or the aeeack and defence power of the machine junta will be increased 200 point. Only 1 time in one bout.
The way I see this card in my fake deck, during the battle phase I can either: Pay 200 LP, Look at my opponent's hand or My Machine Junta monsters gain 200 ATK and DEF.
God I love playing fake cards
What ygo calc app is that? It looks a lot better than the ones my friends and I use. I like how it has the pictures for each of you.
Ah, the beauty of Japanese translated into Chinese, then translated into English.
Can someone explain the difference between common call, casualy call and usual call
I think "Open country" means "Field" because a field is an open plot of land usually found in the countryside
Laughing way to hard
NoNo what is the name of that LP calculator app?
Guilherme Müller Duel Pro Android. It can track up to 4 player's life points so it can also be used for tag duels as well.
Crisis nice! Thx man!
Someone needs to take the art of self destruct button photoshop a blurred Johnson in place of the hand, rename it "dickslap the like button" and give it some weird effect and send it to him
No yugi-sir, *you* are the greatest!
Love the winston shirt
Awesome lol the wording is going to be nuts hahaha
Cristobal Ramirez It was painful lol
imagine the RULINGS on these cards! xD
Dick slapped the like button before watching keep up the great work
This is how regular Yu-Gi-Oh sounds to my girlfriend
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS
Introduction to the fake format
"Your opponents magic trap and effects don't work" lol if that was a real effect it would be so broken. XD
You could name this wideo try not to laugh ( Yu-Gi-Oh edition) 😂😂😂
where can i get that card mat on the right (the salt guy)?
My favorite knock-off card that I own in an Exodia rip off called Darkly Big Rabbi!
This was probably the stupidest, most idiotic, most pointless waste of time I've ever witnessed. And it was glorious!
When i was younger we use to play with fake cards just for fun, they were super cheap and very easy to get.
1:00 A metalhead yugioh player... I'm not alone
I had a fake card in my deck for a solid two years and it was such a good fake that I didn’t even know it was fake. Only reason I found out it was fake was because I saw it in a fake card unboxing...
Gonna play against my brother-in-law this weekend. My almost normal structure geargia against his fake deck... I'm kinda scared after watching this Lol
19 minutes late: I'm ashamed of myself :(
SHURIT, STRATEGIST OF THE NEKROZ I've been waiting to favorite your comment. Are you even my disciple?
YugiNoNo Long day my lord, it's currently 3:30 am where I am, remind me to not stay awake for nearly 24 hours straight
SHURIT, STRATEGIST OF THE NEKROZ time to unsubscribe to SHURIT the traitor... ;P
SHURIT, STRATEGIST OF THE NEKROZ and this is why you're banned. NEVER be late to a YugiJesus video
If i play with my friends, we usually use fake cards but keep in mind the real effects for cards like AOJ Catastor.
Decent video! Thanks for uploading!
really loving this content. you guys should do more like this
I have never lol'ed this much during a duel, thank god yugijesus :'v
I remember someone in elemantary school, who brought some fake cards to school. Everyone was shouting that his cards can't be real, but he was dead serious about the authenticity of his cards. He said: "They must be real, the guy I bought them from said, that these are Polish."
This shit has me dying
This is amazing I want an entire format of just this
is it weird that i actually want that fake REBMD at 2:07 ?
This made my night
Where can I find a lv 2 greedy pot? Or these nice fake yugioh cards
I wasn't notified immediently. That's it youtube is so getting sewed.
Trishula, Dragon Of The Ice Barrier Noticed.
yuginono i belive trishula wrote notified, not noticed xD
YugiNoNo that reading power thoe?
Lol... may not be very nostalgic... but sheesh I miss playing yugioh. :(
Either way here's a suggestion that I am not sure if its has been done already... but either way:
Play with your entire deck in hand, but ban cards that destroy all cards on field/in hand, and any cards that give an automatic victory in hand (destiny board would be legal) everything else legal... you may need to tweak the rules a little bit since its been so long since I played. - Like you may have to ban cards that remove all cards in hand from play for more than 1 round, or even cards with stupid easy summon requirements/that would benefit far too greatly from the massive hand(s).
Funny thing is that Last Warrior from Another Planet is the actual effect.
Best video of my life!!
Keep up the good work 💯
So, that Lava Golem was sth like: You can ss this card from your hand by tributing 2 monsters on any side of the field, and if you do, gain 1000 LP?
What is that app you use for dueling
Should have mixed the fake cards with newer cards
Would have been some interesting shenanigans
This is more interactive and balanced than the TCG...
Hey dude what calculator app do you use? It looks nice
Is abc dragons gonna get destroyed by banlist? Also what are some meta link summoning decks?
Cat Ears trickstars
I am almost positive that last warrior is word for word your version
I have all the Egyptian gods now. Back then we had the fake ones lol
omg that pot of greed under skill drain.
oh look! a bunch of cards you cant use together! its just like the real yugioh...
This is what it must feel like to watch a yugioh game if you don't know how to play Yugioh
What does Greedy Pot do?
That is Warrior from another planet actual effect
It's funny, even though they're speaking english when they read the card effects it sounds like another language.
I remember that I once had a fake attack and receive trap/monster with 9300 ATK
So many cool goat techs!