Tom Green - Celebrity Apprentice - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @LynnHarrod
    @LynnHarrod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Tom's comic delivery is perfect.The timing, the reveals of the other celebrities, the pauses for effect. Flawless.

    • @SethGavriel111
      @SethGavriel111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah the timing and the little looks on his face…

    • @wazzup5million1
      @wazzup5million1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      plus its all true

    • @SethGavriel111
      @SethGavriel111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah his use of pauses and overall delivery are just perfect. Like textbook standup comedy performance craft, if one were teaching a class on standup. I loved Tom Green from his movies and his MTV show growing up. But I had no idea until I heard this but that he was an excellent standup comic too! Just a f fabulous set all the way around!

    • @3rdjrh
      @3rdjrh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He speaks like in seasoned veteran, this is one of the best bits I’ve seen, top 10 at least

  • @greenyawgmoth
    @greenyawgmoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "I know the president of the united states, he fired me on celebrity apprentice." godDAMN that is a hell of a line. What an age to be alive.

    • @jagpilotohio
      @jagpilotohio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep. It’s incredible. We are a mentally challenged country of TV addicts.

    • @MikeChyt
      @MikeChyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jagpilotohio yeah I’m sure you are

    • @ryandozier8053
      @ryandozier8053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronald Reagan was a President before Donny

    • @gemcutter187
      @gemcutter187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, now we have a full blown dementia patient that is clearly just a sock puppet - for who knows - running the show behind the scenes

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gemcutter187 hahahahahha I love that you think trump somehow wasn't the best example of that that's literally ever existed.
      Btw, you know that nobody likes Joe Biden, right? You arent saying anything new. We are all fully aware that all presidents that have ever existed are paid for and way, way too old. This isnt new, and it isn't different.

  • @lancraft
    @lancraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    If anyone was previously in doubt about Tom Green’s talent, it’s clear he’s right up there with the best. Perfectly crafted. Really funny.

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    I love Tom Green. I think he's a misunderstood genius.

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I DONT SEE YOUR CHRYSLER LEBARON FREDDIE

    • @lanceharlow8621
      @lanceharlow8621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I feel like there’s times where even HE doesn’t realize what a genius he is.

    • @justion337
      @justion337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Daddy would you like some sausages!? Daddy would you like some sausages!?

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Phantom Alpha I have been saying for years that one day he will be remembered the same way Andy Kaufman is.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretending it's a treasure!

  • @alienresearchlab
    @alienresearchlab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Tom killed it here with his pacing and delivery. He should do a stand up special.

    • @aotwtelevision
      @aotwtelevision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      alienresearchlab he’s got an hbo special from a few years back and it’s awesome

    • @alienresearchlab
      @alienresearchlab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ok - will look for it. My favorite part of this story is: "I got Scott Hamilton fired! That's right! I got him fired!" I say that at work if someone is explaining some office drama and then everyone is like - 'wtf are you talking about?' Hah!

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alienresearchlab:
      It’s on TH-cam

    • @xavierlopez9263
      @xavierlopez9263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mediocre. I mean Brendan Shaub did much better and he's not even a comedian.

    • @greggazro2389
      @greggazro2389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Definitely. Loved his emphasis on everyone's position. "The president of the United States says to Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton." Lol never even watched Celebrity Apprentice, but really underscored ridiculousness of it all

  • @timjung640
    @timjung640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    This guy is grossly underrated. And back in the days, he was too far ahead of his time.

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't know, this was thought out and timed, punchlines. It wasn't just horrible for shock value. I think he's 1000% better than the old Tom Green.

    • @nickgavis0305
      @nickgavis0305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha I thought me was hilarious. He just pissed the wrong people off

    • @ktm250sxUbeazy
      @ktm250sxUbeazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Daddy want some sausage??

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can find some of his old content on youtube too as well.

    • @laxku
      @laxku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seriously this is so expertly performed, especially that final line. Tom was an old favorite of mine.

  • @aminimoose3971
    @aminimoose3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    He jokes about his show from the living room, but somebody said it first; technically he was one of the first to do podcasts.

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      yeah the way he describes "doing a tv show on the internet from my house" is how it would sound (and did sound) to explain podcasting to 90s folk but hey Tom Green invented many a meme

    • @aarondavid5866
      @aarondavid5866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ya and reality tv

    • @cavnaram1
      @cavnaram1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aaron David I still believe the Tom green show was one of the highlights of my younger years he was so so sooooo funny

    • @Byepolor
      @Byepolor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe Joe Rogan.

    • @demounit
      @demounit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      when I was like 12 me and some internet friends would ruthlessly troll that show. we would be the only callers and we would just spend weeks at a time, every night, calling in and annoying Tom Green.
      I like to think that's what he was thinking about during his pause after he talked about the internet show.
      those were the days

  • @TheGeniuschrist
    @TheGeniuschrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I never thought I'd say this after 1998 but Tom Green killed it.

  • @therenewedpoet4292
    @therenewedpoet4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Murmuring on his deathbed in 70 years "scott hamilton, I got scott hamilton fired..."

    • @maceface2892
      @maceface2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hell yeah, Tom Green is gonna live to be like 120 years old, that's what's up

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maceface2892
      Frankly, after watching the first episode of The Tom Green Show, I was always surprised when he showed up alive the following week.

    • @p.haugen7565
      @p.haugen7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maceface2892 what do you mean only 120? This dude is gonna be here in 3024

    • @alexgall8785
      @alexgall8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So Thomas Green is gonna live till like a 120!? Awesome.

    • @DoctorDudePhD
      @DoctorDudePhD 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "...I never got 4chan...but I got Scott Hamilton fi...."

  • @jamessantos9861
    @jamessantos9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I saw Tom Green do his Stand-Up show in NYC a few years back and I was very surprised by how good he was. I’m happy to see he’s still around today.

  • @geensloth911
    @geensloth911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    He should have referred to Dennis Rodman as the ambassador of North Korea!😂

    • @JanderVK
      @JanderVK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS! I made that connection too. Hmmm...

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      would not be funny, bro

    • @KitchenerLeslie2
      @KitchenerLeslie2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except he would be the ambassador to North Korea. Not of N. Korea.

    • @bluesolocup9076
      @bluesolocup9076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He isn't??

    • @jshawd40
      @jshawd40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol that would have been great!

  • @jackcoleman1784
    @jackcoleman1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    What's seriously impressive about this and a testament to how underrated Tom Green really is is that this entire routine has no punchlines. Think about that for a second. This whole bit is sold on his impeccable delivery.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True, but it did have a punchline for the entire bit. "Anyone that knows me should probably not be president".

  • @irams8486
    @irams8486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “This is why I sometimes question the Presidents judgement”. 😆

    • @jeuryveloz6011
      @jeuryveloz6011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sheikh I best part 😂😂😂

    • @ummwhodidnt
      @ummwhodidnt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not that funny

    • @ivanrayanguiano3217
      @ivanrayanguiano3217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheikh I best line ever

    • @erichramone7812
      @erichramone7812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheikh I sometimes?

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ummwhodidnt your butthurt is even better
      Also
      Bot sec search for ver

  • @evanwetzel8397
    @evanwetzel8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Tom is so underrated for not only his comedy but his brain. Far more intelligent then most give him credit for. His stand up is brilliant really.....

    • @netsider
      @netsider 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but he'll always be a legend amongst many people like us.

    • @netsider
      @netsider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy was popular in a time when it was hard to be popular and he probably had many more viewers than most people who you think are popular today. It was a lot harder to break out in the '90s than it is now, and he BLEW up in fame, QUICK. You really needed to be talented back then or people wouldn't notice you or give you work. And he definitely is. In many ways. More so than most people in Hollywood probably.
      I honestly don't know why he was even forgotten somewhat. It's surprising that he was, in my mind -- at least in mainstream popularity (he was never NOT famous, except when really young).

  • @drinkupnerds
    @drinkupnerds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    This this literally sounds like Tom Green is recounting a fever dream he once had after drinking too much cough syrup

    • @foeshizzel
      @foeshizzel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hilarious and well said. I couldn't recount these events any worse.

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "So I was making cupcakes with Andrew Dice Clay."

    • @claymathewselevator8121
      @claymathewselevator8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m all alone with Jesse James 😂

    • @LagoMoits
      @LagoMoits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Donny! There wasn’t enough cream cheese in the bagels!”
    Perfect Dice, makes me laugh my ass off every time.

    • @jaredfla
      @jaredfla 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's your problem, it's your problem Donnie

  • @yeaprollytwo
    @yeaprollytwo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As a young Canadian, Tom Green has been one of the coolest people of all time in my mind. I love Tom Green

  • @dictater2
    @dictater2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is the best of the whole series, his timing is solid.

  • @dillon5383
    @dillon5383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    His timing is impeccable

  • @AnGhaeilge
    @AnGhaeilge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Remember the time Tom Green was one of the biggest names in television and was married to Drew Barrymore? Then he just kinda disappeared for a generation.

    • @kt114
      @kt114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sean Ó Briain didn’t he lose a testicle in there somewhere too?

    • @Badhabitches
      @Badhabitches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's because he moved to Austin, Massachusetts.

    • @mrglowinthedark498
      @mrglowinthedark498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Made his money and dipped

    • @SonicMTD
      @SonicMTD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      K Bux he had testicular cancer and had to lose one of them.

    • @nikkilovepinkful
      @nikkilovepinkful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wesley Heim he lost a testicle cuz a Massachusetts??

  • @ReBecca-rl4bi
    @ReBecca-rl4bi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    So there I am, making cupcakes with Andrew Dice Clay. Omg I died 🤣

  • @JustinSmithXenoabe
    @JustinSmithXenoabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Tom is the best. My wife and I met him a few years ago and he was super gracious and funny.

  • @Pow3llMorgan
    @Pow3llMorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I like how 60% of the joke is that the current POTUS used to be a celebrity show host and Tom makes it work for him.

    • @_whatnext_9319
      @_whatnext_9319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, because no one makes jokes about Trump right? 😏

    • @BlueFinch
      @BlueFinch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@_whatnext_9319 it is usually lazy to do political jokes IMO, but this one is tempered perfectly, and doesn't come across as gratuitous egg-throwing.

    • @_whatnext_9319
      @_whatnext_9319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BlueFinch I really can't dispute that.

    • @quannifer
      @quannifer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's because of the absurdity of it all.

    • @markwalton5978
      @markwalton5978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *47.9%

  • @RobBeatdownBrown
    @RobBeatdownBrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Was NOT expecting Tom to win so hard here! 🏆

    • @jonathanshaw7355
      @jonathanshaw7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      People don't realise that Tom started his carrier as a stand up comedian. He did a show in the UK when I was still at Uni and I WAS BLOWN AWAY. I couldn't believe how good he was and then someone explained to me he started as a comedian.

    • @robdajuiceman1328
      @robdajuiceman1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He always does

    • @SethGavriel111
      @SethGavriel111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I saw a video of earlier version of this bit shortly after seeing it and it was not as unrefined. He totally nailed it in every aspect of storytelling, pacing/delivery, physicality, etc. I love great standup with choice pauses and knowing smiles and glances to the audience like he does here.

    • @theriotartist
      @theriotartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Duh there’s no bigger joke than Donald Trump being the President of the United States. Like that would ever happen lol

    • @mediocrebeavermeat9749
      @mediocrebeavermeat9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😀🤙 super classic. Top 5 best movies of all time. Tom Green is a genius

  • @poppabloodvessel7072
    @poppabloodvessel7072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I heard that he's actually a superhero called "the backwards man" and he can walk backwards fast as you can

    • @captainroger
      @captainroger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

    • @s.e.f8160
      @s.e.f8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao omg hilarious

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He can see through wooden doors with his X-Ray vision... wooden doors. Doo doo do da doo do. I can't see you!

    • @yesway980
      @yesway980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard he was a cowboy

    • @joeyglover3429
      @joeyglover3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also the project manager of japan 4

  • @jimmielovett226
    @jimmielovett226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Tom Green is on fire

    • @jusfobaby
      @jusfobaby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jimmie Lovett laugh track helps

    • @sus_tenants
      @sus_tenants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love this fuckin guy

    • @robleckie2776
      @robleckie2776 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well then someone put him out for goodness sake LOL

    • @nepadron
      @nepadron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like Tom Green paid 20 people a few bucks to laugh hysterically at every other word.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sus_tenants I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @HoraceInkling
    @HoraceInkling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “I was doing an Internet television show from my living room.” Damn, I remember that. Talk about being ahead of your time!

    • @chudmuffin0
      @chudmuffin0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THE CHANNEL!

  • @pompiNC
    @pompiNC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Holy shit this crowd loved him

    • @lf2nd705
      @lf2nd705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Most do

    • @spoondaddy80
      @spoondaddy80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With the exception of the woman in the front row. @ 3:28 refuses to laugh. You can tell that she is probably one of those humorless anti-trumpers. I mean, how could you not laugh at tom green? He doesn't even have to say anything. Celebrity big brother is brutal, but I watched it because of tom green. One of the funniest MF alive.

    • @foeshizzel
      @foeshizzel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spoondaddy80 maybe she's seen "The Apprentice" Tom is talking about

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lf2nd705 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @dionarlyn
    @dionarlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "He's a good guy, he's a good guy" line taken from his genius friend Norm

    • @dionarlyn
      @dionarlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @geezusispan not so much what I claimed...where do you think Tom heard it from?

    • @dionarlyn
      @dionarlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @geezusispan I don't disagree. However, given that Tom and Norm have been friends for a long time, and Norm has been using it since the 90s as a part of his schtick, I'm suggesting that Tom was influenced by Norm in this way. I hadn't heard Tom use it prior to hearing this bit.

    • @petrahansen7067
      @petrahansen7067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom should take a page from "Norm's" book, and learn to streamline and "funny"-up his "stories". If it weren't for the incessant name-dropping and connection to Trump, I would have tuned out of this "funny story", about 1 minute in. Also, it's almost inconcievable that this guy was once married to Drew Barrymore and had a show on MTV. I guess it's like cultural critics say: The 90's really was the beginning of the end of the salad days of American pop culture.

    • @punkmusicmetal
      @punkmusicmetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@petrahansen7067 That's the most hilariously boomer thing I've read in the comments today.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punkmusicmetal I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "He's a good guy, hes a good guy" lmfao

  • @scottlambert741
    @scottlambert741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Been watching the show for a while and I gotta say , this is probably my favorite one Tom is just naturally funny

  • @DreistStudios
    @DreistStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    The backwards man, the backwards man 🙌

    • @j.ascension7
      @j.ascension7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      DreistStudios he can walk backwards fast as you can

    • @frederickrodriguez2794
      @frederickrodriguez2794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dressed up to work one day as the backwards man. It was a corporate job but most people actually found it funny believe it or not.

    • @TylerFrankenstein
      @TylerFrankenstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can walk backwards fast as you can.

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Daddy would you like some sausage

    • @blutips
      @blutips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😘😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @zoogie980
    @zoogie980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is one of my favorite bits from this show. Everytime he referred to Trump as POTUS i died lol

  • @TTstone616
    @TTstone616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Anyone who knows me should not be president" lmao so true

    • @joeskienz
      @joeskienz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment should get thousands more likes. That was his best line.

  • @AndromedanPrince
    @AndromedanPrince 6 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Tom's way better at stand up than he's given credit for lol

    • @FreeTheTrolls
      @FreeTheTrolls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rawkstar agree! 👏👏👏

    • @hankrogers8431
      @hankrogers8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *THAT SACK OF SHIT IS PURE TRASH.*

    • @johnnytransam5894
      @johnnytransam5894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rawkstar He’s come a long way.

    • @wkruse84
      @wkruse84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hankrogers8431 What's wrong with Tom? He trolled Hollywood.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he's shit at stand up. That's why he rarely did it.

  • @josephhertzberg2734
    @josephhertzberg2734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude, Tom Green made me and my friends die from laughter back in the day. Like face hurting laughing

  • @SharonVillians
    @SharonVillians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love the Norm, "he's a good guy, he's a good guy" after an insult. 😂

    • @derrickgough6219
      @derrickgough6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy is a real jerk.

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derrickgough6219 lol, his marks deserve it, once you realize it, then it becomes funny. Much like Tom Green's comedy always seemed better when his marks were deserving and not random people. Norm likes to bully people who are passive aggressive or fake mostly. The people he bullies are major bullies off camera, Norm just has the balls to serve their shit right back in their face in front of everybody.

    • @derrickgough6219
      @derrickgough6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@penguinjay That's a classic Norm bit. He will describe something like a serial killing cannibal and then be like "Did you hear about this guy? He's a real jerk." But, I agree with your comment entirely. It was interesting to see how Norm would treat guests differently on his podcast based on the amount of respect he had for them. I'm a huge fan of both Tom and Norm, both are more cerebral than the way they want to be perceived and it makes for some of the most genuinely funny moments in conversation.

  • @dazpatreg
    @dazpatreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The fact that he keeps saying "The President" really makes it

  • @AdamJWM
    @AdamJWM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember his show when I was 13-14, so like 1999 or so. He was so funny I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I remember one time he was in a guitar shop and it was the greatest thing I had ever seen.

  • @astoriarego8304
    @astoriarego8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This reminds me of my own story. I was a junior attorney tasked with taking new recruits out to dinner. I picked an expensive restaurant since we were on the firm's dime. Halfway through the appetizers I noticed two guys way underdressed for such a fancy place. I asked the recruit, is that Dennis Rodman at the bar? The recruit replied I think the other guy is Tom Green? We couldn't for the life of us figure out what those two were doing with each other. It puzzled me for weeks until I found out both of them were on The Apprentice (which was still filming and was a long way from airing).
    It wasn't until I saw this just now that I realized it actually was a whole plot point in the show.

  • @johnenigma8506
    @johnenigma8506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "Anyone who knows me should probably not be president."
    I love that last line

    • @siryamilton3500
      @siryamilton3500 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DocJamesH Maybe not, but it's still funny.

    • @justinkoeberl5797
      @justinkoeberl5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Evo Shift you are a fucking idiot

    • @j-hump7893
      @j-hump7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Evo Shift When has a Republican ever had a soul or told the truth for that matter? They have always been the party of white supremacy, religious fanatics, sexists and the uneducated. Just watch the audience at any Trump KKK rally, sad, disgustingly pathetic and disturbing creatures. So unpatriotic and disrespectful to the heros that fought and died against white supremacists in W W 2. No shame or moral compass, just animalistic selfishness. The worst our country has to offer :/ Making America Gross Again. Reich on Republican party Reich on, As if SMH.

    • @j-hump7893
      @j-hump7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evo Shift and you care more about "winning" then making this country better, oh thats reich only white supremacists are considered American, what low lives, grown children that can only be told what to think. Look in a mirror and realize your what the majority of americans stand against, white supremacist.

    • @shrapnelcoatedhalo1503
      @shrapnelcoatedhalo1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Evo Shift not. Gonna.happen.
      Times about up for your type.
      Gonna enjoy burying you.

  • @tabularasa7711
    @tabularasa7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching after seeing your lovely interview pre The Tom Green Interview during your lovely reunion/promo on Drew's daytime show. As a fellow Canadian comedian, I'm super proud of your storytelling vibe, pacing, contextualizing, well-positioned mini-punchlines. It was just great! Very cool also that you're now a US Citizen. Congrats. I'll be tuning in!

  • @EdertheJust
    @EdertheJust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    *This is the Tom green show. It's not the green Tom show. It is my favorite show. Because it is my show. It's the Tom green show.*

    • @rsohlich1
      @rsohlich1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      memories.

    • @drinkupnerds
      @drinkupnerds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah f Green Tom, the bum! Always trying to get us to watch their dum show

    • @ajet0452
      @ajet0452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it was your show, you'd probably like it more than I do but it's not your show, it's the Tom Green Show!

  • @youarethecreator1
    @youarethecreator1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tom Green is dynamite! Man, bring this guy back. Pure Gold.

  • @sussybaka551
    @sussybaka551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Comedic genius. I miss his show, but his stand up is hands down, one of the most hilarious acts I've seen. We love you Tom Green!

  • @jackprice8525
    @jackprice8525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Tom Green pops up out of the 1990's to give one of the best political stand up routines ever. I must say, he's aged well also.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s been around. Go watch his special on TH-cam it’s fucking on point

    • @RandyTwang
      @RandyTwang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤦‍♂️

    • @clintmullins8670
      @clintmullins8670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotya on hundredth

    • @Ajaxaxxess
      @Ajaxaxxess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes got some good music out there too

    • @j.t.sheldon729
      @j.t.sheldon729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d blow him.

  • @gjbeaudry1484
    @gjbeaudry1484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom Green is great!!! He deserves all the success in the world!!!

  • @mikul_Robins
    @mikul_Robins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Tom Green is actually likeable and funny now that he's not being his frantic Over-the-top earlier version. Hope we see more of him

    • @brandonmcgee675
      @brandonmcgee675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great synopsis man couldnt find the words myself.

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      not-a-real-fan spotted

    • @Erectoralporicy
      @Erectoralporicy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought he was hilarious then too. His buying condoms bit is a riot

    • @MichaelMagill1990
      @MichaelMagill1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked him back then too.

    • @sickrandy2946
      @sickrandy2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mikul robins
      He was always likable and funny, you just have to be into that type of humor.

  • @davidh8857
    @davidh8857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    He looks like Gerard Butler's stoner brother.

    • @mgonzalez8880
      @mgonzalez8880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David H LOL

    • @dizzychizzy1
      @dizzychizzy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, nailed it

    • @Indigocell
      @Indigocell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd watch that movie.

    • @scottkirkland6139
      @scottkirkland6139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Looks like Gerard Butler & Ray Ramano had a baby.

    • @cpeithman999
      @cpeithman999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THIS..... IS...... WINNIPEG!!!! *kick*

  • @rankalot
    @rankalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tom Green is one of the funniest people to ever live. Change my mind.

  • @rexoner2000
    @rexoner2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He's Brilliant, his timing, everything!!!

  • @YayForBoo
    @YayForBoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man, this guy is awesome. More Tom Green in general please.

  • @yngwiesparks2644
    @yngwiesparks2644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love how he gets a reaction every time he says "president of the United States" because... Well, yeah...

    • @deterpinklage4406
      @deterpinklage4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evechorofficial7832 Dang bro. Chill my lt, chill

    • @evechorofficial7832
      @evechorofficial7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deterpinklage4406 Ha, yeah. I made that comment a long time ago. I was definitely more hot headed then. Thank you, Deter.

  • @derekgalbraith1508
    @derekgalbraith1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Nothing all that funny really happens in the story, but Tom still makes it hilarious. Such a funny guy.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean the existence of Donald Trump is kind of funny on a cosmic level.
      At least, I'm pretty sure aliens are laughing at us.

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The absurdity of all of these people together isn't funny to you?

    • @derAtze
      @derAtze ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yoboy6319its reality tv.. it's always absurd. Wouldn't say it exactly falls out of line

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derAtze that is why it's funny?

    • @derAtze
      @derAtze ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoboy6319 no, because I expected it

  • @thejessman1460
    @thejessman1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love Tom Green. Freddy Got Fingered is in my top 5 favorite movies of all time. I saw it in theaters and was never the same...

    • @rylanmacdonald6416
      @rylanmacdonald6416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Animal Mother rocks!

    • @Chriskros1984
      @Chriskros1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top 5 damn ... you must smoke a lot

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw it in theaters the day it came out and I regret nothing.

    • @dwoodard5717
      @dwoodard5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I probably saw it 5 times in theaters. My friends all think I'm an idiot but I love it and quote it every now and then

    • @delmarfrazier2727
      @delmarfrazier2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daddy would u like some sausage lol 😂

  • @dufour4605
    @dufour4605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this man is a master, the delivery is impeccable

  • @hamonryehd
    @hamonryehd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tom has that wild, will ferel, andy kaufman energy on tap. i almost forgot how hilarious he was till his eyes popped and he gave a knowing look and yelled I got HIM fired.

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Kids these days don't know what they're missing..

    • @joshgibson9732
      @joshgibson9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you ever do a Tom Green top 10? If not, you should. Link it!

    • @thegreatestmantoeverwlkthe4819
      @thegreatestmantoeverwlkthe4819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what every generation says

    • @jonathanshaw7355
      @jonathanshaw7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two words "slut mobile" I remember watching that and think. "What the fuck is wrong with Canadians?" He is a genius.

    • @patandmacmusic
      @patandmacmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Middle school was crazy

    • @tedfitz8824
      @tedfitz8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither do you

  • @toddellison9387
    @toddellison9387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never stopped being a fan of Tom green. truly one of a kind. I've been looking everywhere and can't find my favorite skit from his show..... when he made Glenn humplik wake up at 5am hungover to become a trapeze artist!! LOL my God that shit was great!!

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Todd Ellison It's on YT somewhere since I found that one by accident a year or two ago. My favorite is still the slutmobile one.

  • @dwoodard5717
    @dwoodard5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man I loved this dude back in the day. To high school me he was the funniest sh*t around.

  • @2r0phy
    @2r0phy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Dennis Rodman would actually be a great wedding dress salesman

    • @ViciousTwistX
      @ViciousTwistX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen him in a wedding dress.

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ViciousTwistX u have???

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👉👈👴🏿

    • @PJHVols
      @PJHVols 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought the same thing!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PJHVols I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @pcupan
    @pcupan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is one of the better episodes of this series.

  • @superiorgo2368
    @superiorgo2368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    He's aging into Judd Apatow

    • @wellok8718
      @wellok8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This 😂🤣

    • @LeshaAnn
      @LeshaAnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could do a lot worse, Mister! (Yeah, I guess I kinda wanna fuck Jud...)

    • @brokencandy1797
      @brokencandy1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all do eventually.

    • @GhostsGraphics
      @GhostsGraphics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats not exactly a good thing

    • @LeshaAnn
      @LeshaAnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GhostsGraphics The Hell it isn't!

  • @EiGhTyNi9e
    @EiGhTyNi9e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Tom Green needs a NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL

    • @codysampson8937
      @codysampson8937 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PnD's Playhouse you NEED a sense of humor

    • @jorabil
      @jorabil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PnD's Playhouse why no one would really laugh

    • @baseddantv
      @baseddantv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He murdered on his Netflix special back in 2013. He does need another one though totally agree. He found his calling with standup. I would like to see him with another podcast or interview show also.

    • @LadyTanyaNY
      @LadyTanyaNY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I loved the Tom Green Show on MTV back in the day! I've been following his career since then, and he is always funny!!!

    • @EiGhTyNi9e
      @EiGhTyNi9e 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orange Blossom democracy

  • @TheDro
    @TheDro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I want more Tom Green in my life! Been watching since mtv! Even loved web-o-vision!

    • @polaroidsofpolarbears365
      @polaroidsofpolarbears365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Dro the Tom green show was so damn funny. and Freddy got fingered lmao.

    • @hunterjenkins11
      @hunterjenkins11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My bum is all alone

    • @SwavZielin
      @SwavZielin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well he did have that 10 year internet show from his living room

    • @BBR-rd7iy
      @BBR-rd7iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Dro he'd do well nowadays lol.

    • @Swansational
      @Swansational 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude keep an eye out for local stand up sets. He's been touring and was working on this story/joke about 10 months ago. He actually is becoming a good stand up comedian allthough most of his fans just want to hear Freddy got fingered references.

  • @cjok8367
    @cjok8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Remember when he was married to drew Barrymore for a minute? Literally. Miss his show.

  • @slashertrav
    @slashertrav 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Anyone that knows me....should probably not be president."

  • @eamonwild
    @eamonwild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    A solid routine that I was not expecting from the guy who airbrushed porn onto the hood of his father's car... Well done, Tom.

    • @ratkeller9608
      @ratkeller9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the slutmobile?

    • @eamonwild
      @eamonwild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ratkeller9608 The very same... It was a simpler time.

    • @ratkeller9608
      @ratkeller9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eamonwild hahahah yeah, i drug that up from memory, you jogged it.

    • @LuckERadio
      @LuckERadio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wasn’t porn it was love! Those two women loved each other

    • @ratkeller9608
      @ratkeller9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LuckERadio those two "sluts" loved each other

  • @fingerforce
    @fingerforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm going back to Canada, and we are going to build a wall and make Donald Trump pay for it." 😂😂

  • @jayvegas3748
    @jayvegas3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Anyone that knows me probably shouldn't be president"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GuyOnTheInternet53
    @GuyOnTheInternet53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tom's using Norms "no he's a good guy" line haha awesome

  • @kesagatame
    @kesagatame ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember watching funny videos of him walking on Sparks Street in Ottawa back in the day. He’s a legend for taking his special wit and humor so far.

  • @LIZZYRULES
    @LIZZYRULES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Mentioning The President of the United States just sends me over, man 🤣

  • @WMithrandirXbox
    @WMithrandirXbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the Tom Green show. It's not the Green Tom show. This is my favorite show; because it is his show...

  • @NobodyCaresALot
    @NobodyCaresALot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still watch Tom Green Live almost every day. Especially Neil Hamburger videos. Tom started it all, in a way, and he deserves due credit. He's mocking it here but for some people it was a huge success in "podcasting".

  • @TheKenttt
    @TheKenttt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact the an absurd story like this that involves the characters that it does, only further convinces me that we are in an alternate universe.

  • @frozennostril
    @frozennostril 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great to see Tom reinvent himself as a standup, not many people can be a king in multiple universes.. Yes Tom, I would like some sausage

  • @xTheOxx
    @xTheOxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't think standup was Tom's thing, but he is surprisingly good at it. Great rhythm.

  • @SlyMaelstrom
    @SlyMaelstrom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    1100 people are Clint Black fans.
    I'm kidding, they're good guys... they're good guys.

    • @amandaparker9684
      @amandaparker9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @foeshizzel
      @foeshizzel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe we think his retelling of his time on the apprentice wasn't insightful or funny.

    • @chariotdrvr14
      @chariotdrvr14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foeshizzel some are just assholes

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foeshizzel or maybe you're a salty butthurt snowflake Cult45er who didn't like the last line about your Lord God King Trump and the fact that he shouldn't be the president of the United States of America.

    • @foeshizzel
      @foeshizzel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@practicalwerewolf nope it just wasn't funny.

  • @spiralfractr
    @spiralfractr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The whole crowd is so excited they're laughing at the prospect of a punchline... they don't even need it to be delivered.

  • @orionsimerl6539
    @orionsimerl6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I probably already posted a comment similar to the one I'm posting last time I watched it but It's worth saying again. Not a Tom Green fan, thought his comedy was corny and I wasn't a fan of it. This story here is performed brilliantly, a great bit, flawless executed, it'd be cool if Tom would have produced more material like he put together the telling of this story. Amazed me with this.

  • @chriscawthorn1873
    @chriscawthorn1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude still has it. An amazing rapper and skateboarder too.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was SO good. One of my favorites so far. Tom killed it.

  • @leonabug619
    @leonabug619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got HIM fired! I got Scott Hamilton fired! I got Scott HAMilton fired! 🤣🤣🤣 Tom Green has his own signature comedic delivery and this is one of them and I don't know why I find it so funny!

  • @somatiform
    @somatiform 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    i want a Tom Green stand up special, dude has skills

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's the one ball, it creates an unbalance in the force that manifests its self as comedy gold

    • @lf2nd705
      @lf2nd705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes worth a Netflix or two

    • @wizcorn9958
      @wizcorn9958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Green just made a stand up special

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is the Tom Green show.. it's not the Green Tom show....

    • @ProtusMose
      @ProtusMose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My bum is on the Swedish.... sweeeeedish.

    • @Jiambo
      @Jiambo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is my favorite show
      'cos this is my show
      It's the tom green show

    • @Phil.Anthropy
      @Phil.Anthropy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if it was your show, it'd be your favorite show
      but its my show, its the tom green show
      aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @LadyTanyaNY
      @LadyTanyaNY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved that show!! I wish he'd do something like that again. But he's also great at stand up, too! He really deserves more credit.

    • @alim.587
      @alim.587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved that show!!!

  • @ZombieChris1
    @ZombieChris1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel Tom Green was ahead of the curve for a large portion of his early career so I’m glad he’s getting a 2nd wave now
    I watch the Undercutter pizza’s sketch still to this day, abs his “small internet show from his living room”
    Was one of the forefathers to podcast abs is one of the things Rogan credits for his success

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I will forever remember the words "I got SCOTT HAMILTON FIRED!"

  • @aust_barrett
    @aust_barrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “The Chad”
    -Tom Green

  • @drew1693
    @drew1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great story teller! This is the first "This is not happening" episode that I've made it to the end.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Aw man, when he mentioned his old internet show... that pause, that face... that is PTSD right there. Not even joking. I love this guy, I respect him, he's an inspiration and a role model. That was some kind of dark time for him. He was just a shell of his former self. He somehow became the butt of the kinds of jokes he used to craft. For some reason he just couldn't roll with it. It was like that scene from the old Superman movies where he lost his powers and got punched in the face and just couldn't hardly process what was going on. You see those eyes? Those rings like looking down at a couple tree stumps? Yeah, the internet did that. Yeah, *you* did that. You broke a legend. You know who you are! >;0

    • @user-kk2dw1eh5q
      @user-kk2dw1eh5q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess a person can only take so much abuse even if that said person messed with everyone on purpose. At least people are catching up.

  • @jasperjenkins7729
    @jasperjenkins7729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever he said: "president of the United States" it got the biggest laugh.

  • @kristinj3339
    @kristinj3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched this show a lot. This one, I've revisited over ten times.

  • @MainDrainStudios
    @MainDrainStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    @1:03 to skip the shitty intro

    • @jeffloomis1
      @jeffloomis1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @0:47-0:50 and it's not shitty anymore! you're welcome!

    • @MainDrainStudios
      @MainDrainStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cool story, "wanker"

    • @jeffloomis1
      @jeffloomis1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well i tried but 3 seconds is too short.. i'm not fast enough :/

    • @Cboiyee
      @Cboiyee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ari's intros were too long at least this guys arent annoying and too long

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Main Drain Studios you are right, shitty indeed

  • @garettjames6349
    @garettjames6349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love Tom Green standup!

    • @jorabil
      @jorabil 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garett James I love dancing while on fire

  • @toolshed0513
    @toolshed0513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tom, I just want ya to know... You're still killin it, and I love ya for it

  • @cgkalwaysproper
    @cgkalwaysproper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Tom Green show was hilarious. Love to see him hitting out of the park all these years later

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man laid so much of the ground floor for weird on tv. Thanks Tom.

  • @aaron71
    @aaron71 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw Tom over a decade ago at the Hu Ke Lau in Chicopee MA. Was a great set! He needs to tour again soon!

  • @stevenwoodfin9805
    @stevenwoodfin9805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Maybe we shouldn't call the character eee. Sounds like bra size." Best quote from that season.