@millo7295 nothing like the UK, unless you have the US national guard go to your house and bust out all of your windows because you didn't pay the window tax, or confiscating your TV because you dont have a TV License anymore 😂
Guy 1: Is not enough we have to *_BUY THEM?!_* ...Not just buy them, but buy them in an *_auction._* Oh, and we have to insure them while they are on the ships ...and technically the crew. Guy 2: Wait, don't the people who own the ships have to insure and pay the crew? Guy 1: Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh, but they pass those costs onto *_me,_* and I want them for free... I don't care if they're swept out to sea... Dee-dee-dee-, diddly dee... Guy 2: That last part really doesn't go with the rest of the song. ...Also, I'd advise you to stop singing altogether. This song is extremely similar to another famous song from a famous animated movie. You wouldn't want Disney to sue you, would you? Guy 1: Disney hasn't even been founded yet. Guy 2: IN A SKIT OVERFLOWING WITH ANACHRONISMS, *_THIS_* IS WHAT YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION, DUDE?! ...you know what? I hope Lincoln gets the drop on you and shoots you instead. I'll figure out how to make my rent somehow...
@@maximodubs4189 taxes literally exist to fund everything you do XD. know all that plot of land where your stores for food clothing and everything else. yeah they wouldn't exist without taxes. stating the obvious aside. they have not been using them all that well so its like 90% of the money might as well be thrown in the trash.
@@pane0_018 greed. they still use it for what it is used for since if they don't the country grinds to a halt and everything crashes. but when so many stupid shit happens and is allowed to happen with tax payers money then its clearly used outside of what it is meant to be used for. for example funding morons like just stop oil and woke parades. 2 collosal problems. well just stop oil is more a nuisance but the woke crap is corrupting people and grooming kids. and we got the police defending them. i don't mean as in verbally I mean they protect them physically instead of actually enforcing the law. some of the people there are straight up naked and the police doesn't do anything. then you have the money that goes to hospitals that mutilate kids. so yeah that's 3 problems that are supported by the government and paid for by tax payer dollars. not to mention any of the other thousand of minor problems that keep stacking up.
the 3/5 compromise, population determined seats in congress (aka political power) and states w slaves wanted them to count. an amendment was passed counting each slave as 3/5 of a person until it was repealed years after the civil war @@bartolhrg7609
@@bartolhrg7609 this is reply made by @ineednochannelyoutube2651, they explain it perfectly, basically slaves was counted as 3/5 of a person "The US Constitution divides seats in the House of Representatives by the population of eligible voters of each state, but when the constitution was being written Southern Slaveholding states wanted slaves to count as population for the purposes of apportioning seats. The reasoning behind this was "I want to have more votes in congress". They compromised with northern states by saying that 3/5ths of "all other persons" would be counted. Exact quote. (they didn't want to write the word slave or slavery in the constitution) It's not a declaration that they were 3/5ths of a person, because that would have meant the south acknowledging they were people at all. It was a power grab that has come to reflect the founders deep hypocrisy on the issue of slavery, one that was tolerated in order to found the country."
0:49 I wish the "no you don't" in response to this anachronism was more like, "Income taxes don't exist yet, and won't be invented for another fifty years!"
@@cathulionetharn5139 I was thinking more of the Sixteenth Amendment sort of income tax (where the amendment was ratified in 1913). Before that, the idea of a W-4 wouldn't really make sense. But true, technically there _was_ an income tax right about then, so you couldn't make that joke pedantically.
It's a shame they lost that war😭 It wasn’t even about slavery! "Yeah? Then what was it about?!" Property. "What kind of property!?!" Farming Equipment.
@@thomassmith6232 Yes, but to elaborate on that, it was because the house, senate, and president were all majority Republican, and it was almost certain that the supreme court was going to turn over to majority Republican within the term of Lincoln. This effectively nullified the idea of checks and balances, and returned the South to the same state of Taxation without Representation that lead to the American Revolution. Throughout most of Lincoln's presidency and the Civil War, Lincoln said over and over that he had no intention of freeing the slaves and that slavery had nothing to do with the war. His original claim was that the war was about unity: that if the South were allowed to leave that it would leave America more vulnerable to the British trying to re-establish control (this is why the north was called the Union). The idea of freeing the slaves was a political move made more than 1/2 way into the war because Lincoln was losing popular support for the war; so, he used slavery as a claim of moral necessity to justify the immense loss of life the war had caused.
@@jeromevaleska2014 My comments keep disappearing for some reason. But I replied to you asking if you had a problem with a pointless thing like a color.
@@jameswalker68Sure, back during slavery there was some legislation passed that considered a slave as 3/5 of a person. You can probably find more context by searching it, I don't remember the exact details or terminology used.
@@jameswalker68the US senate is based of population of each state. Southern states had less population than the north so they made every slave 3/5th of a person.
@@jameswalker68 Originally, slaves and Native Americans only counted as 3/5 of a person for the census. Though contrary to popular belief, it was actually the South that wanted them to count as full persons, not the North, because it was a really easy way of bolstering their numbers in the census for more representation
Crazy part is that freeing slaves actually helped a lot of plantations because they didn't have to pay their workers much, and their workers now expanded the consumer base meaning more people purchasing from plantations
The 10 year old behavior and the Snow White musical just made my Sunday. Thank you so much 😂 Singing with animals...Snow White...not that difficult to understand...
Naa, we’ve just always been the right party. Stood against slavery then, stood against racism, stand against abortion now, always stand for human rights. Never quit democrats just rebranded human rights abuses.
@@pauls7154 I'm not American, but I think Donald Trumps is the biggest reason why people dislike republicans. At least most of us Europeans find him undesirable as a president, which makes the whole party look bad. I don't know everything about the republican nor the democratic party, just that Kamala has presented herself a lot better than Trump...
@@shaggyssandwich Donald Trump and MAGA (Make America Great Again) are basically America’s UKIP. I wouldn’t call them exact parallels but they have a lot in common.
@@pauls7154 my man, Lincoln would've hated you and every other modern republican. Don't even try to pretend you have the same values as they did. Both sides can lie all they want, it doesn't take away the fact that a major party switch occurred after Lincoln. Today's republiCUNTS aren't anywhere near the respectable and dignified Republicans of his time. Full stop.
But you don't have to feed and house your employees. There also this great model called company town where you get your employees in so much debt they are stuck paying interest to you for life. In addition it is planned to scale the idea to a national and then global level. Yes, it will be glorious.
Having this much of a hate boner for Disney content is wild😂 I mean, I don’t like most of their stuff either but comments like these are so weird. Also yeah, inside out 2 was good, but aside from that I’d agree if The Owl House didn’t exist
@@alexisdogbo7958 He has a point tho. Pixar is still its own entity, and shows like Owl House are more creator driven than their mainline movies. The plot of Wish has been rumored to have been written by AI, and nobody was surprised. Also, why tf is there a Moana remake less than 10 years after the original??
@@alexisdogbo7958 I don't think the hate is because of the content. I think its the attitude Disney has for the customers/fans/lower-classes. Disney has made movies people didn't like before but it wasn't until about 2012-2016 that they started being openly hostile to people. This is where (I think) that the 'hate boner' begun.
It's unbelievable how many corporations would've acted exactly like this guy if they were around back then, especially when most of them are the bitches whining about it like it's still a problem.
Slavery was very bad, evil, cuased a lot of suffering, a lot of people died suffering it or fighting for or against it, and aditionally the fate of the liberated slaves was "not as good as it could have been" for several generations more...... BUT, on the bright side we have gotten this awesome song from it..........
I love how much it switches from 1865 to present like “But I have to make a post on indeed” “But those are MY crops” “But I still have to print out the W4 form”
fun fact...the slaves took an extremely long time to fully be free. even after the law was passed they had to send people to tell the slaves they werenfree since owners were basically gatekeeping them.
Considering the fact that the 13th amendment makes a specific exemption for prisoners doing involuntary labor, and black people seem to go to prison longer than white people for the same crimes, one could argue that the slaves were never fully freed.
@@rickyrhodes9008They go to jail longer because they commit more crimes statistically and also more likely to be repeat offenders, which the criminal system is harsh against. Source is the FBI.
@@OneAnarchistBoi Yes, black people commit more crime on average, but why is that? Have you ever followed the question further than that or do you just stop when you find something that validates your bigotry? And if you look at crime statistics, accounting for all other factors (including frequency and severity of crimes committed), you'll see a higher rate of incarceration among black and brown people relative to white people, and you will also see POC getting more time for the same crimes.
@@OneAnarchistBoi is that the same guys that sold drugs to black neighourhoods to fund their terror organizations throughout the americas to create banana republics aka enslaved states to corporations which are still the biggest fruit companies today.
“You can share your crops with them.” “Yeah, and we’ll call them ‘sharecroppers’… but we won’t actually share the crops, will we?” “God no… why do you have to take everything so literally?”
@@LiamBarnes-e1i Yes. Then the party change happened. Republicans became democrats, Democrats became Republicans. So to answer your question, Yes, I am well aware, that the current republicans we have today, are the descendants of racists, bigots, and slave owners.
@@LiamBarnes-e1i You are aware that names mean nothing, right? The people of that Republican Party are long dead, and the ones today spout similar bigoted rhetoric to that of any other regressive in human history.
Point of order. Lincoln didn't win a single southern state. Ergo anyone who owned slaves literally couldn't have meaningfully voted any harder against Lincoln.
I mean most southern states didn’t even put him on the ballot in 1860. And in 1864, the only elections that were held in the south at all were in Louisiana and Tennessee, and even then only because those two states had been effectively captured by the Union and were being governed by military governments. Those two states did technically vote for Lincoln in 1864 but I think they ended up throwing out their electoral votes anyway.
"Land of the free but you can't own people" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
realll
That was exactly when I started laughing uncontrollably 😂
@millo7295 nothing like the UK, unless you have the US national guard go to your house and bust out all of your windows because you didn't pay the window tax, or confiscating your TV because you dont have a TV License anymore 😂
Never knew he was libertarian.
@@allaware1971what makes you think he is?
parody hits unbelievably different
"Thought it was just a myth, now they're a full five fifths" is actually genius
i couldnt believe it when i first heard him say it. bro actually knows the lore. i think he needs an oscar for this performance
@@hllblldlx "Knows the lore"? I'm not even American and I know this lmao, this is common knowledge
@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid unfortune to say, but most people dont know anything about that part of american history, especially people my age.
why?
Sorry to tell you this buddy but no it isn’t
guy1: yo the slaves are free
guy2: really? no way!
guy1: ikr, i was so tired of paying for them
Technically all slaves are free. Just abduct a baby and raise it to serve you, no harm no foul.
Made my day, thank you 😂😂😂
Holy shit thats a new level of fucked up
I read that in Zach's voice.
Guy 1: Is not enough we have to *_BUY THEM?!_*
...Not just buy them, but buy them in an *_auction._* Oh, and we have to insure them while they are on the ships ...and technically the crew.
Guy 2: Wait, don't the people who own the ships have to insure and pay the crew?
Guy 1: Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh, but they pass those costs onto *_me,_* and I want them for free... I don't care if they're swept out to sea... Dee-dee-dee-, diddly dee...
Guy 2: That last part really doesn't go with the rest of the song.
...Also, I'd advise you to stop singing altogether. This song is extremely similar to another famous song from a famous animated movie. You wouldn't want Disney to sue you, would you?
Guy 1: Disney hasn't even been founded yet.
Guy 2: IN A SKIT OVERFLOWING WITH ANACHRONISMS, *_THIS_* IS WHAT YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION, DUDE?!
...you know what? I hope Lincoln gets the drop on you and shoots you instead. I'll figure out how to make my rent somehow...
Rumor has it he never printed that form
It was probably out of black ink
@@gameshift2020he would never make it in black ink
@@Kingeskong bruh they're enslave him
@@ShaikaShuriken Ik it’s a joke have you heard of it
@@gameshift2020 he had black ink but he was out of magenta so his printer told him to go fuck himself
“Why didn’t the slaves fight for us”
“Some did”
“Thats crazy we pulled that off” bruhe this caught me hard 😂
They didn’t though. The Confederacy in its literal last weeks was going to conscript slaves, but time had already run out.
@@warlordofbritannia I mean, there were some slaves who fought for the Confederacy in isolated cases, but not systematically
Daniel Tosh did a joke like this…heard it b4
@@dairebulson7122depends on what you mean by “fought”
@@dairebulson7122that’s false no slaves fought with the confederacy all they were only used as laborers , cooks and hospital workers
The constant moans were hilarious
I just simply have to agree. 😂
Sounds like my wife hahahah
@@RichardBaranLol
UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
It would be annoying if it wasn’t so hysterical 😂😂😂
That song was fire.
What is the melody please.
@@janpolansky9668 'A Whole New World' from Disney's Aladdin.
@@Erizedd I thought i was Aladdin but i wasnt sure.
@@janpolansky9668you...will NEVER be Aladdin!
@@RP-mp4ow Fuck i wrote it wrong
"It's like the government enslaved my profit margins"
That's just taxes lol
at least income tax wasnt invented yet so pretty much they werent paying shit.
@@Jebu911 It should've stayed that way
@@maximodubs4189 taxes literally exist to fund everything you do XD. know all that plot of land where your stores for food clothing and everything else. yeah they wouldn't exist without taxes. stating the obvious aside. they have not been using them all that well so its like 90% of the money might as well be thrown in the trash.
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Why wouldn't they?
@@pane0_018 greed. they still use it for what it is used for since if they don't the country grinds to a halt and everything crashes. but when so many stupid shit happens and is allowed to happen with tax payers money then its clearly used outside of what it is meant to be used for. for example funding morons like just stop oil and woke parades. 2 collosal problems. well just stop oil is more a nuisance but the woke crap is corrupting people and grooming kids. and we got the police defending them. i don't mean as in verbally I mean they protect them physically instead of actually enforcing the law. some of the people there are straight up naked and the police doesn't do anything. then you have the money that goes to hospitals that mutilate kids. so yeah that's 3 problems that are supported by the government and paid for by tax payer dollars. not to mention any of the other thousand of minor problems that keep stacking up.
2:14 Holy crap, the comedic timing of "that's crazy we pulled that off" absolutely took me out 😂😂
Literally 🤣
Can you explain that to me please? I didn’t understand it
Printing in 1865 was actually a lot harder than it sounds.
Source?
That’s actually true. I would also be complaining if I had to use a printing press
@@tombkings6279 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printing_Press
True, but also W-4 forms didn’t exist
@@tombkings6279 source is it was the fucking 1800s 😭😭
a musical was not quite what I envisioned, but fucking hilarious regardless.
I loved all the animals singing! 😂
rare footage of zach's kitchen
Idk why but I feel like this comment deserves the nearly 500 likes
@@BackupChannel-nq6fg ikr
And we officially found walt disneys first version of the song lol
Oh my god 😂😂
“thought it was just a myth, now theyre a full 5/5” good reference lmao
What reference?
the 3/5 compromise, population determined seats in congress (aka political power) and states w slaves wanted them to count. an amendment was passed counting each slave as 3/5 of a person until it was repealed years after the civil war @@bartolhrg7609
@@bartolhrg7609 this is reply made by @ineednochannelyoutube2651, they explain it perfectly, basically slaves was counted as 3/5 of a person
"The US Constitution divides seats in the House of Representatives by the population of eligible voters of each state, but when the constitution was being written Southern Slaveholding states wanted slaves to count as population for the purposes of apportioning seats. The reasoning behind this was "I want to have more votes in congress".
They compromised with northern states by saying that 3/5ths of "all other persons" would be counted. Exact quote. (they didn't want to write the word slave or slavery in the constitution)
It's not a declaration that they were 3/5ths of a person, because that would have meant the south acknowledging they were people at all. It was a power grab that has come to reflect the founders deep hypocrisy on the issue of slavery, one that was tolerated in order to found the country."
@@pinklove1924 Thanks for quoting me directly!
@@pinklove1924 obviously
0:49 I wish the "no you don't" in response to this anachronism was more like, "Income taxes don't exist yet, and won't be invented for another fifty years!"
But still those w4s.... Hes gonna need a printer.😊
I think Lincoln created a tax as a "temporary" solution to fund the civil war but not sure if it's the income tax
@@cathulionetharn5139 I was thinking more of the Sixteenth Amendment sort of income tax (where the amendment was ratified in 1913). Before that, the idea of a W-4 wouldn't really make sense.
But true, technically there _was_ an income tax right about then, so you couldn't make that joke pedantically.
It works because the video is an implicit satire of today’s America
indeed does though
Good details. In the beginning: "whats up JOHN"
In the end: "ok im going to shoot Lincoln"
John is John Wilkes Booth. 😭😭
And a FULL 5 FIFTHS!? 😭😭
lol good catch. And honestly, given how petty John Wilkes Booth was, it checks out lol
Booth was not a plantation owner nor did he personally have any slaves.
@@TheRavenCoder cool story bro
@@theoreticalexerciseIf that’s a story to you, I’m afraid of what you’ll call Cat in the Hat.
@@aussieglizzy even cooler story bro
"Don't you dare pass civil rights "
Holy shit lol I'm dying
It's a shame they lost that war😭
It wasn’t even about slavery!
"Yeah? Then what was it about?!"
Property.
"What kind of property!?!"
Farming Equipment.
That's so bad😆
That was dark. So were my ancestors. Nice joke. Really.
Actually it was about unfair taxation.
@@thomassmith6232 Yes, but to elaborate on that, it was because the house, senate, and president were all majority Republican, and it was almost certain that the supreme court was going to turn over to majority Republican within the term of Lincoln. This effectively nullified the idea of checks and balances, and returned the South to the same state of Taxation without Representation that lead to the American Revolution. Throughout most of Lincoln's presidency and the Civil War, Lincoln said over and over that he had no intention of freeing the slaves and that slavery had nothing to do with the war. His original claim was that the war was about unity: that if the South were allowed to leave that it would leave America more vulnerable to the British trying to re-establish control (this is why the north was called the Union). The idea of freeing the slaves was a political move made more than 1/2 way into the war because Lincoln was losing popular support for the war; so, he used slavery as a claim of moral necessity to justify the immense loss of life the war had caused.
@@thomassmith6232 wrong war
My wifes response to the animals showing up during the song: "Has anybody checked on him?"
The neighbors hearing this go down 💀
A great idea for the sequel
@@recalcitrantpotato well I meant both that and his neighbors hearing him record this video
Fun fact: They wouldn't hear it in the same order as us. They are wearing different shirts, and I really doubt he changed inbetween each line
During the musical part, the animals joining in was the icing on the cake😂
" I have to give to work because I haveto give up my slaves" had me balling
"I'm gonna go shoot Lincoln"
Holy shit,that plot twist came out of nowhere.
the "NO...they CANT" "there ARE"😂😂
I love the pink hoodie guy in disbelief😂😂😂
If they’re wearing a pink hoodie they’re anything but a guy.
@@jeromevaleska2014 Do you have a problem... with a color? What makes it undesirable except that it's associated with women, and that means cooties?
@@jeromevaleska2014what?
@LickurOnTop
He always wears pink clothes when playing a woman. So in this case, the pink one was the slaver's wife.
@@jeromevaleska2014 My comments keep disappearing for some reason. But I replied to you asking if you had a problem with a pointless thing like a color.
4:07 OH MY GOD IT ALL GOES FULL CIRCLE, THIS IS AWESOME
Might be the most ive been dedicated to a cinematic universe ever, Im gonna make a flow chart
"Now they're a full five fifths" killed me
I'm the 69th like!
To be fair, printing out a form in 1865 was a lot harder
Let alone post on Indeed
He misunderstood what "free the slaves" meant when he was voting.
He thought it meant the price
You voted for free slaves: 😊
You realized you voted for *free* slaves: 🫥
Because we couldn’t figure out the joke..
Shut up, I didn't get it the the first time and he was helpful. You 're just being a PoS@@yodaman8015
@@yodaman8015oh wow it's almost like not everyone is gonna understand that, ain't that just so crazy
They didn't exactly vote for it
They're a full 5 fifths is nefarious work
I’m not American - can u explain the reference?
@@jameswalker68 It was considered that a slave was worth only 3/5th of a man, if you ask me, I'd say that humor could pick cotton
@@jameswalker68Sure, back during slavery there was some legislation passed that considered a slave as 3/5 of a person. You can probably find more context by searching it, I don't remember the exact details or terminology used.
@@jameswalker68the US senate is based of population of each state. Southern states had less population than the north so they made every slave 3/5th of a person.
@@jameswalker68 Originally, slaves and Native Americans only counted as 3/5 of a person for the census. Though contrary to popular belief, it was actually the South that wanted them to count as full persons, not the North, because it was a really easy way of bolstering their numbers in the census for more representation
I didn't realize he was pretending to be John Wilkes Booth until he said he was going to go shoot Lincoln🤣🤣🤣
3:31 I want to see the retention graph for this skit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Ariel has been real quiet since this dropped
*Aladdin
Lincoln’s been real quiet since that gunshot.
@@jeromevaleska2014 Damn😂
zach spitting absolute FIRE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
the animals nearly made me lose it, and the complaining was on point, looks like i will subscribe
WTF! Zach is f*king insane!! Laughed so hard during the song I don't know how the video ended. I have to go back and rewatch it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He doesn’t know there’s a free intern update
Ugh but then he needs to print out the papers to hire them
And also prison labor 😬😬
@@Narniangirl17 that’s still a thing?
Sadly yeah.@@DeadMedia-vf4je
@@DeadMedia-vf4je duh
Crazy part is that freeing slaves actually helped a lot of plantations because they didn't have to pay their workers much, and their workers now expanded the consumer base meaning more people purchasing from plantations
Bro!!! That song literally came out of nowhere!!! What a great tune!
"Why didn't we fight harder???"
"You didn't fight - AT ALL!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Was not expecting that twist at the end
So unfortunate that he's not willing and able to print that form.
Disney needs to hire this man for their musical numbers
yes
Bro is a top tier procrastinator
spotify when ?
Im😂
He doesn’t have songs
@@Capo1020PuertoRicochillmixed womp womp
@@shanescottkristainpower What?
@@Opbee12 womp womp
The discord has fire suggestions 🔥🔥🔥
“Now there a full 5/5ths” that has got to be the best line in the entire script.
Ironically, turns out the most effective argument for reinstating slavery involved a disney parody.
Huh?
@@JaneAustenAteMyCat He means the song in the video.
@CenoriaWoah yeah. Huh?
lol
"But that's so RACIST!"
Bro changed team XD
The 10 year old behavior and the Snow White musical just made my Sunday. Thank you so much 😂
Singing with animals...Snow White...not that difficult to understand...
I didn’t know Snow White sang “A Whole New World” riding on a magic carpet? Wrong movie.
yo thats Aladdin ma dog
why is this comment from 3 days ago if the video was posted 1 hour ago💀💀💀💀?
@@HellspawnAirsoft I think they said "Snow White" because of the animals singing along.
That comment messed up my memory
2:40 Bro is questioning his life choices 😂
You're telling me they went from 3/5 to 5/5?
How did that happen, mitosis?
0:18 Oh yeah, I forgot that the republicans used to be the progressive party.
Back when being progressive actually meant something.
Naa, we’ve just always been the right party. Stood against slavery then, stood against racism, stand against abortion now, always stand for human rights. Never quit democrats just rebranded human rights abuses.
@@pauls7154 I'm not American, but I think Donald Trumps is the biggest reason why people dislike republicans. At least most of us Europeans find him undesirable as a president, which makes the whole party look bad. I don't know everything about the republican nor the democratic party, just that Kamala has presented herself a lot better than Trump...
@@shaggyssandwich Donald Trump and MAGA (Make America Great Again) are basically America’s UKIP. I wouldn’t call them exact parallels but they have a lot in common.
@@pauls7154 my man, Lincoln would've hated you and every other modern republican. Don't even try to pretend you have the same values as they did. Both sides can lie all they want, it doesn't take away the fact that a major party switch occurred after Lincoln. Today's republiCUNTS aren't anywhere near the respectable and dignified Republicans of his time. Full stop.
“Them slaves got to go”😂😂😂😂😂
Brutally hilarious. Superb dialogue, absolutely fire CG and casting. 10/10
Uuuugggghhhh, I have to rewrite the lyrics to a Disney song from the perspective of slave owners and still make it a low key bangerrrrr......
3:15 Man's so confused.
Erm that's a woman can't you see she's wearing pink 🤓☝️
"Don't you dare pass civil rights" Is WILD💀
"it's nothinggggg 😩"
“I thought it was just a myth but now they’re a full five fifths“….wow😂😢
Bro made a song with the Madagascar movie cast 🤣
Lmao, you precious gem. Love your skits.
You really hit it off with those notes Zack!
But you don't have to feed and house your employees. There also this great model called company town where you get your employees in so much debt they are stuck paying interest to you for life. In addition it is planned to scale the idea to a national and then global level. Yes, it will be glorious.
Better than anything disney has made for the past several years
I heard 'Inside Out 2' was good.
Having this much of a hate boner for Disney content is wild😂 I mean, I don’t like most of their stuff either but comments like these are so weird. Also yeah, inside out 2 was good, but aside from that I’d agree if The Owl House didn’t exist
@@alexisdogbo7958
He has a point tho. Pixar is still its own entity, and shows like Owl House are more creator driven than their mainline movies. The plot of Wish has been rumored to have been written by AI, and nobody was surprised. Also, why tf is there a Moana remake less than 10 years after the original??
@@alexisdogbo7958 I don't think the hate is because of the content. I think its the attitude Disney has for the customers/fans/lower-classes. Disney has made movies people didn't like before but it wasn't until about 2012-2016 that they started being openly hostile to people. This is where (I think) that the 'hate boner' begun.
I did NOT expect half the video the be a "Whole New World" parody holy frick I'm dying
I love that you're taking requests from people, super fun to see the ideas people write on the Discord show up on TH-cam. [:
I love to see you're still making videos man. I haven't watched this channel in years and to see this title just cracked me up
It's unbelievable how many corporations would've acted exactly like this guy if they were around back then, especially when most of them are the bitches whining about it like it's still a problem.
This is exactly how they act whenever their workers try to form unions.
Corps would act like that now if they could get slaves back instead of workers, some of which are exploited liked slaves these days anyway.
Many of them support China, they have slaves.
@@justsomeitweeb Nah they just kidnaped illegal immigrants.
And lots of them are still run by Democrats, oddly enough.
Thats the best Zach Star Video in a while 😂👍
The history class i’m taking in college right now helped me understand the five/fifths joke and I have never appreciated education more.
worst is that they never got a refund
Video suggestion, when your Arron Burr and Alexander Hamilton wants to write a 81 essays in a constitution in less then 6 months.
"Now they're a whole five fifths"
BRO 😭
Actually, it is cheaper to have employees, then slaves.. because you have to feed, clothe, water, protect them, and give them ways to entertain them.
Bro turned into a Disney princess.
The commitment to the part of the song that goes “dont you dare pass civil rights” made me lose it 😂
Slavery was very bad, evil, cuased a lot of suffering, a lot of people died suffering it or fighting for or against it, and aditionally the fate of the liberated slaves was "not as good as it could have been" for several generations more......
BUT, on the bright side we have gotten this awesome song from it..........
Love the commitment to the bit on that song
2nd part: When Wilkes Booth doesn’t show up for dinner
I love how much it switches from 1865 to present like
“But I have to make a post on indeed”
“But those are MY crops”
“But I still have to print out the W4 form”
fun fact...the slaves took an extremely long time to fully be free. even after the law was passed they had to send people to tell the slaves they werenfree since owners were basically gatekeeping them.
Considering the fact that the 13th amendment makes a specific exemption for prisoners doing involuntary labor, and black people seem to go to prison longer than white people for the same crimes, one could argue that the slaves were never fully freed.
@@rickyrhodes9008They go to jail longer because they commit more crimes statistically and also more likely to be repeat offenders, which the criminal system is harsh against. Source is the FBI.
@@OneAnarchistBoi Yes, black people commit more crime on average, but why is that? Have you ever followed the question further than that or do you just stop when you find something that validates your bigotry?
And if you look at crime statistics, accounting for all other factors (including frequency and severity of crimes committed), you'll see a higher rate of incarceration among black and brown people relative to white people, and you will also see POC getting more time for the same crimes.
@@OneAnarchistBoi is that the same guys that sold drugs to black neighourhoods to fund their terror organizations throughout the americas to create banana republics aka enslaved states to corporations which are still the biggest fruit companies today.
Oh god this was definitely one of the video ideas ever. I'm so glad you produced this
Holy shit we are evolving. Now he starts singing, what's next? Crazy dance moves?
"Now they're a full five fifths." That was a bar
Zac: now I need to do stuff myself? Someone call jim
No waaaay!!! I find you in one of my favorite videos about graphing higher dimensions and now THIS??? I swear, you’re my hero. 😂
I love the reveal that he was the guy who shot Abraham
“You can share your crops with them.”
“Yeah, and we’ll call them ‘sharecroppers’… but we won’t actually share the crops, will we?”
“God no… why do you have to take everything so literally?”
Republican Snowflakes is kinda hittin right on point these last couple years lol.
You are aware republicans were against slavery right?
@@LiamBarnes-e1i yeah.... but today's Republicans do suck.
@@LiamBarnes-e1i Yes. Then the party change happened. Republicans became democrats, Democrats became Republicans.
So to answer your question, Yes, I am well aware, that the current republicans we have today, are the descendants of racists, bigots, and slave owners.
@@LiamBarnes-e1i You are aware that names mean nothing, right? The people of that Republican Party are long dead, and the ones today spout similar bigoted rhetoric to that of any other regressive in human history.
@@LiamBarnes-e1i Republicans these days are the ones that are "anti-woke". The irony is the joke.
that "be back by dinner" made me realize at the very end, that it was probably his wife he was talking to.
That full fifths joke was amazing oh my goodness.
Reminded me of how hilarious that joke you made about the 3/5ths compromise in another video to come full circle at 5 fifths.
Alvin the chipmunk cameo was unexpected ngl
😂😂😂
This is perfect because I’m literally learning about this is History this week.
Just throwing it out there, the income tax didn’t exist until 1913, so you wouldn’t have to print out that W4 form…at least not for another 50 years!
"You can let them keep a little of what they make."
So, like taxes today.
A good sequel to this is John Wilkes Booth by wizards with guns. Really funny.
Unfortunately he never made it back to dinner
Point of order. Lincoln didn't win a single southern state. Ergo anyone who owned slaves literally couldn't have meaningfully voted any harder against Lincoln.
1.9% of the population.
I mean most southern states didn’t even put him on the ballot in 1860. And in 1864, the only elections that were held in the south at all were in Louisiana and Tennessee, and even then only because those two states had been effectively captured by the Union and were being governed by military governments. Those two states did technically vote for Lincoln in 1864 but I think they ended up throwing out their electoral votes anyway.
Sinking into his seat with every inconvenience 😅