I've Been Hit ! One against Two at Black Point Marina ! Who You Calling Hoodrat ! (Chit Show)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 เม.ย. 2023
  • Easter weekend at Black Point Marina brought two unexpected visitors.
    My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami
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  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    CHEEECHOOO

  • @samgentile7494
    @samgentile7494 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Very sad indeed that so many boat Captains leave the dock without enough life jackets for every person aboard.

  • @genenoud9048
    @genenoud9048 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That black 350, has the silencer off of his turbo. Dodge cummins don't do that often.

  • @jackmarks2176
    @jackmarks2176 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm just in awe, are there no limits to the number of people they pack on these tiny little boats. I counted thirteen on the Avanti. I lived on a 38 ft. sailboat for four years and don'

    • @jorgefigueroa7573
      @jorgefigueroa7573 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its crazy, damn they put lots of people on a boat.

    • @backyardrenegade7158
      @backyardrenegade7158 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      The USCG rules allow for that, it's ridiculous. Every boat has a capacity sticker based on the length, width, and shape of the hull and transom. The big manufacturers seem to be able to put any number they want on it... lol

  • @KM.130
    @KM.130 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your show makes me wanna pack up the boat and escape NJ!!! Your narration is priceless. Best boat ramp show on TH-cam.

  • @BenjaminAndre-rd5cb
    @BenjaminAndre-rd5cb ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait for it..... all the way from South Africa. Love to watch the videos.
    Keep them rolling Alfred.

  • @ROSINRANCHFL
    @ROSINRANCHFL ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bathtub Barbie & Kendall Ken lmao 😂

  • @ross6343
    @ross6343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And then Admiral...once landed, Bathtub Barbie looked back at you as if to say "I told you so" - HYSTERICAL! And the dog...man...you can't make this stuff up...awesome chit show!

  • @Flies2FLL
    @Flies2FLL ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That boat "Valeria" has no registration marks. That's too small to be listed with the coast guard....

  • @mohunter68
    @mohunter68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude that ending! LOL That duck just smack slapped you for calling her a hoodrat! 😂🤣

  • @kirk467
    @kirk467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Does that mean, you’re in the “Chit Path” for Bath Tub Barbie? lol 🤣😂🤣

  • @forrestshadow
    @forrestshadow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro, if bathtub Barbi rattles you, you might rethink snake hunting. The bird won't digest you. Lol

  • @glenfangboner1568
    @glenfangboner1568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    70 degrees in Michigan and Im still watching. Yes im addicted!

  • @starphase1623
    @starphase1623 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was too funny . Welcome to Florida . If the Crocs don't get you , the Birds will. ,☺️🐊

  • @kirk467
    @kirk467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is it “ Bath Tub Barbie and Donald Duck ” ? 🤣😂🤣

  • @JeepForFun
    @JeepForFun ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, what a great ending!

  • @Calico_on_oaw
    @Calico_on_oaw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Greetings from Eaton Rapids, Michigan Alfred! The only Eaton Rapids on earth. I did do boat safaris from Kissimmee to Miami along the Kissimmee River Valley back in the early 80s. Truly the time of my life. I'll be at the ramp real soon. I'll bring a Michigan cherry pie for you. And I will say, everyone can walk on my grass. Life is too short for hate.

  • @kirk467
    @kirk467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Chit Show” I haven’t been subscribed for long but I’m catching up with your videos, Alfred! You’re too cool and hilarious brother! I’m here in Louisiana and I’m a retired Certified Welder, 64 ! Love your channel and content, brother! 👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏼✌🏻✌🏻

  • @kirk467
    @kirk467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good video at the ramp bro, see ya next one, Alfred! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻” Chit Show” I heard her clip you! 🤣😂🤣

  • @Grandiaphotography
    @Grandiaphotography ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alfred Montaner the animal whisperer!!

  • @jorgefigueroa7573
    @jorgefigueroa7573 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn they sure put a lot of family and friends on the boats.

  • @GeorgeJansen
    @GeorgeJansen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marylands watching you 2am, 53 degrees drizzle ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @scottdonahue9193
    @scottdonahue9193 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alfred got me at work telling everybody to, "Wait for iiit!". 😅😂

  • @robertwhitey6621
    @robertwhitey6621 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred watch out for those Muscovy ducks

  • @sonnyedmonds2212
    @sonnyedmonds2212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here on the Left Coast those ducks are called Mus-Co-Vies Muscovy's. Don't know if it's right or wrong. But that's the way I heard it. They've got a face only their Mother could love. LOL! CHIT SHOW!

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the multiple chit shows. We had 45 and rain yesterday here. Chit show always does the trick.

  • @garyivey1942
    @garyivey1942 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey Alfred , my name Is Gary, I live in a town named Gorham , maine I watch your video alot they are real funny and I love seeing all the crazzzzy boaters keep filming and stay safe look out for fred

  • @GeorgeJansen
    @GeorgeJansen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good to have you narrating again ❤❤❤❤don't stop

  • @kirk467
    @kirk467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That’s a healthy turbo sound when it whistles like that my friend! Sounds like a Cummins diesel! I have one, a dually! That’s a six cylinder Cummins turbo diesel engine in a Dodge!

  • @billallbright
    @billallbright ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred Montaner! Calls it like it is - or as it should be. Commentary from the Ramp. On point at Black Point. Get off my lawn! Everything you need to know and more. Merganzer is the answer. Handling snakes gives me the shakes!

  • @genenoud9048
    @genenoud9048 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's cause michigan has more boats. We watch while ice fishing aka ice drinking

  • @gungadinn
    @gungadinn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alfred, I've stated this before and I'll state it this last time. If you attach a circular polarizer to your lens, you can get rid of the majority of the glare you're getting.

  • @Soily55
    @Soily55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chit show live is packed!!!!!

  • @proudmother268
    @proudmother268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video today Alfred I enjoyed barbie and the dog LOL. I watch you all year around no matter the weather or anything I love your videos . thank you again. stay safe there okay.

  • @kimborlase4724
    @kimborlase4724 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude come down to Australia bro 😎 we are now in our autumn you would love it here

  • @user-iz6ef9ch4s
    @user-iz6ef9ch4s ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your chit show is too friggin funny. Up here in Maine not that much acton. Keep it rolling. Wait for it . Fred rules

  • @robertwhitey6621
    @robertwhitey6621 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred,
    Any F-150 lightnings launching boats?
    Those batteries and saltwater don’t mix well, it would be fireworks for sure.

  • @ryanmatchett6481
    @ryanmatchett6481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good morning Alfred from Miramichi N.B. Canada. She's a chit show on the river here all spring, summer and fall . Great videos, keep on keeping on!

  • @GotaCaptain72
    @GotaCaptain72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Barbie and Ken....waaiiiiiit for it! "Montaner with a walk off GrandSlam to close the show!! Omg..you can't even plan that! Cheers Alfred, long-time viewer, first-time comment. Representing from Key Largo!

  • @randallcaldwell4611
    @randallcaldwell4611 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We in Atlantic Canada love The Chit Show!😀🇨🇦

  • @kirk467
    @kirk467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Muscobie , that’s how it’s pronounced but I don’t know if it’s spelled correctly! They walk and waddle and their head goes front to back! lol 😂 we had some when I was a kid!

  • @unclebob4964
    @unclebob4964 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn ! There are darl’ins that have bods that were made for sin……..and there are too many that should NEVER take their winter coats off.
    TELL’EM AL !!!

  • @polishchachafishing
    @polishchachafishing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao, lots of shade in Miami bro! 😅😅 but when you’re big, you gonna have a big shadow to attract shady folks😅

  • @shirleybylsma4482
    @shirleybylsma4482 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think they need more people on thatAvanti boat.

  • @stephengreen9540
    @stephengreen9540 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They need to make you president of Blackpoint marina and give you a key to the city can
    you bring more people to Miami than the tourism bureau

  • @ROSINRANCHFL
    @ROSINRANCHFL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That dog at the end squared up on you lol

  • @jamesmirgoli7947
    @jamesmirgoli7947 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the look into your mind- a but disturbing at some times- but definitely entertaining!!

  • @jimmyc5050
    @jimmyc5050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #1 Denied...balloons or not. lol

  • @tadharsh678
    @tadharsh678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just found your channel not too long ago, so I didn't know who Barbie was lol! I kept looking for some white woman in the background...Lololol.
    I do know who Fred is and the wee barracuda! Love this channel! What happened to the Grady White at the beginning?

  • @shanewells9067
    @shanewells9067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michigan still watching

  • @darrelrhyne4332
    @darrelrhyne4332 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More boating fun 😂❤🇺🇸

  • @davidhumphries9182
    @davidhumphries9182 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ken and barb buzzed you lol

  • @garypio2241
    @garypio2241 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It seems a pkace like that , the rangers should be checking boating certs and life jacket per person counts

  • @flybyairplane3528
    @flybyairplane3528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred,hello,busy day at BLACK POINT. STAY WELL,ENJOY,🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @tanya334
    @tanya334 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She wants to have her nest where you are sitting, lol .

  • @dougames4831
    @dougames4831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DougA massive confusion Alfred LOL

  • @robertwhitey6621
    @robertwhitey6621 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah from Michigan

  • @GeorgeJansen
    @GeorgeJansen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:33. 00:38. Priceless

  • @ropete33
    @ropete33 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro all those people on that Avanit boat I'm surprised it wasn't sinking.

  • @stevieg.4816
    @stevieg.4816 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Barbie looks like Fred food.

  • @mikeforce5926
    @mikeforce5926 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video Alfred. I wish Fred would have showed up but Bathtub Barbie stole the show.

  • @judymcclellan7583
    @judymcclellan7583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    F.y.i. because you asked....
    Muscovy = muh-sco-vee is the way I've always heard it pronounced. Love your vids, too! Started watching, just let them run back to back.

  • @JeepForFun
    @JeepForFun ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoa, I don’t know how that lady at the beginning didn’t fall in!

  • @Grandiaphotography
    @Grandiaphotography ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chit show live is growing everyday.

  • @adamsadogierski7646
    @adamsadogierski7646 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it a Suzuki owners meeting today?

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy in the orange shirt is your director? COOL!

  • @RootsCali831
    @RootsCali831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Barbies in love with you.Bro .she's giving you sign that she wants you..she's not attacking yu..she's flirting with you❤😂❤..its gonna be a long summer..Good Luck Homie..😎😅

  • @mgeller854
    @mgeller854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Python Cowboy on TH-cam does hunting collaborations. Puts the links and email in his information. Highly recommend 👍

  • @patrickmcintire695
    @patrickmcintire695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Al I'm retired military and spend a lot of time in Florida I have never been to Miami, Any chance we can meet when I'm down there, I'm from New Hampshire and start going there in October and come back north in the spring

  • @xavieroller4559
    @xavieroller4559 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:45 python cowboy

  • @mohunter68
    @mohunter68 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alfred if you are really serious about hunting snakes there's a guy in your area that catches pythons and the state of Florida pays him money. I think it's like a 'bounty'/reward and they pay by the length of the snake. His channel on YT is python cowboy, he also hunts iguanas.

  • @beverlywalker6494
    @beverlywalker6494 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those are invasive ducks. Most people don't like them. They fly to my roof, mate, and lay eggs under my bushes, and they have started pooping in my driveway. I don't want them but I will not hurt one. Our HOA does nothing to help control them. We have a lot of Barbies and families.

  • @timbruns3818
    @timbruns3818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There sure are a lot of boat campers that just sit at the dock tied up, that must be frustrating for others trying to go out or coming in. It’s so disrespectful. Alfred * BRO 🤮 that word hasn’t been in anyone’s vocabulary since the 80’s except for you using it every other word. HAhaha…… STOP please Alfred, you’re the man but that word drives most of your viewers nuts. Great video. Bathtub Barbie did a fly by, ( Top Gun Style ) haha. Thanks for the video and I’ll see you on the next one. *7-25-2023

  • @Kjundragon68
    @Kjundragon68 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bathtub Barbie and G.I. Duck! Barbie divorced Ken years ago, lol.

  • @ras-vi-cruz1454
    @ras-vi-cruz1454 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Speak facts

  • @QSSCEO
    @QSSCEO ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MUS - SCO - VEE

  • @dangordon5510
    @dangordon5510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bath tub Barbie man has to be named Ken,

  • @MrCook412
    @MrCook412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not Yamaha! 🥺

  • @carlcooper912
    @carlcooper912 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How about bathtub Barbies vs lot lizards ?

  • @rubetube4727
    @rubetube4727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    00:38 one of my best moments on The Chit

  • @chadtrue3598
    @chadtrue3598 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Go Blue!

  • @ras-vi-cruz1454
    @ras-vi-cruz1454 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He sings Spanish Reggae

  • @darknes7800
    @darknes7800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :40 Oldsters should NOT be piloting boats......look at his behavior, just because he is an impatient OLDSTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • @709badwolf
    @709badwolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👋🏼
    😅😂🤣
    🦆🦆
    👍

  • @stimpsonjcat67
    @stimpsonjcat67 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got run-hoe-ver!

  • @itsbillyjoe7792
    @itsbillyjoe7792 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey, how come you don’t have a bath tub Barbie hat, not fair to her that you have a Fred hat 😂

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We have a Bathtub Barbie hat and actually it's one of our best sellers

  • @robynnebacus6276
    @robynnebacus6276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are kids not required to wear lifejackets there? In Wyoming kids under the age of 14 have to wear them.

  • @valerarebeck4657
    @valerarebeck4657 ปีที่แล้ว

    Barbie needs her Ken

  • @captainseadog7600
    @captainseadog7600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why are those people just sitting there on chairs under trees? Are they waiting for their boat or watching chit show

  • @bradh74
    @bradh74 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why blur out the hot chick tying off the boat and why aren't the docks floating docks?

  • @TimberTramp
    @TimberTramp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @python cowboy bro

  • @SunyenChiu
    @SunyenChiu ปีที่แล้ว

    Moskovichhhh

  • @fungus4758
    @fungus4758 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bronson and Barbie the ducks

  • @rlb96
    @rlb96 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You need to learn how to use your camera. Turn off auto focus. Set the manual focus to infinity. This way the camera won't focus on the foliage near your shooting spot, and depending on your lens, you can zoom in and out with losing focus.

  • @MrLouie1900
    @MrLouie1900 ปีที่แล้ว

    name him kencho . kencho and bath tub barbie

  • @zdkp
    @zdkp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in Michigan 😂

    • @adamsadogierski7646
      @adamsadogierski7646 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Live in Wi. 80 degrees tomorrow

    • @zdkp
      @zdkp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamsadogierski7646 72° today !
      This is my favorite time of the year.

    • @adamsadogierski7646
      @adamsadogierski7646 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zdkp only have a little bit of snow left in the yard , northern Wis still has a ton of of snow yet

  • @dougschmidt5132
    @dougschmidt5132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michigan is winning what ?

  • @jocokscopwatch6641
    @jocokscopwatch6641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello

  • @raybauer5945
    @raybauer5945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred check out Serpent Invasion on History channel

  • @mikeswink1031
    @mikeswink1031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred , you have friends from Wisconsin also ! not only Michigan