Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die (Strange Stories)
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On the night of December 29th 1916, Prince Felix Yusupov and Grand Duke Dmitri Pavlovich invited Rasputin to a small party at the Moika Royal Palace.
What happened next is open to debate as much of it has become hearsay...
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Ra ra Rasputin.
Simple History xD
RA RA RASPUTIN
Simple History lol u beat me to it
Simple History
I called it
Simple History Russia’s greatest love machine
People: die
Rasputin: We don't do that here
I*
r/wooosh
@@soniasultana5486 ok boomer
He really is the anti Christ look at the likes
Now he's...
*Putin*
rasputin: wakes up and stretches
the morgue workers:
Galactic Coffee babashook
This made me laugh to much
We need the likes to become 666
*RA RA RASPUTIN*
*HERES RASPUTIN*
Left out the fun fact that when that "crazy lady" stabbed him in his home village, she wanted him dead SO damn badly, that after she stabbed him, she straight up *PULLED OUT HIS INSIDES THROUGH THE STAB WOUND* and the guy STILL lived through it
Insides…
What parts then because there are things that would instantly kill him and also things that would he near impossible to pull out
I refuse to believe that story is true
@@Respect12948 it's among the many rumored myths you can't take them too seriously. It's also said he was hit by a cannon which caused him to tumble from the bridge into the frozen river where he died from asphyxiation, not any of the above. It's like a fishermen's tale that just got bigger and bigger over time.
Wow, he's biologically interesting
Honestly, the peasant woman who stabbed Rasputin might be the most sane person in this story
Lmaooooo
This whole story sounds like something you would tell while drunk
BAHHA
Ah yes, a violent religious maniac. Definitely sane.
Rasputin: *dies*
1970's: S O N G
Lolol
Lol thats why im here
Boney M
2016: R E M I X
RA RA RASPUTIN
River: *Exists*
Rasputin: _Finally, a worthy opponent_
Our battle will be legendary!
Underated comment lmao
666 likes ;-;
Our battle will be legendary
isn't it ironic that my name is River lol
Rasputin was poisoned, got shot several times, thrown into a river, turned into a song, and turned into a meme that is still somewhat alive to this day. He is really hard to kill, isn’t he
I recently watched The Kingsman, and Rasputin’s portrayal was absolutely hilarious, and pretty true to reality.
"They shot him in the chest and left"
*Rasputin:* You should have gone for the head
lol
they did shoot him in the head look at the autopsy photo
Trust me it wouldn’t matter if they shoot him in the head he would still live
@@randomgreek5682 but headshots are strong
@@haxeeni1000 Rasputin was stronger
Rasputin: *Eats a cake full of poison,chugs three glasses of poison and doesn’t die*
Prince: “So anyway I started blasting”
😂😂😂😂😂
Water time
He turned into a demon and flown
VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen
I think on some level, Rasputin did possess some kind of mystical power because when he was young, he healed horses and when that lady tried to kill him, she didn't just stab him. She strait up DISEMBOWLED him.
plus the queen must have sensed something good about him, and presumably he never asked for any revenge against anyone who maligned him. How people treat those who malign them tells you a lot about them.
"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen!"
"Did you die"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My life but not really"
"What the..."
"did you die?"
"Yes, but I survived!"
“did you die?”
“well yes, but actually no”
Rasputin: I usally dont die, but when I do, I dont
Amount of likes are 661 let's get to the number of the devil boiz
Still here.
And after so many years they finally discovered Rasputin’s only weakness: a bath.
Hygiene is for the weak.
Edit: No its not, wash your hands People.
Edit 2, aswell as 2 years later for context: I used to have a Rasputin pfp and nickname
@@alvinhagerman8164 Oh hey it's Keanu Reeves !!
@@kirabean5441 You dare challenge me mortal?
Wow
@Russian3than oh really? Do you wanna get drunk on poisoned Wine tonight?
3:45 Prince Yusupov liked bodybuilding so much, he brought a dumbbell to party.
Elizabeth: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
Enemy: Shot at him
Rasputin: Dying
Death: *UNO REVERSE CARD*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Stop saying lol
@@Adanish-oe6lf no
Rasputin: *Dies*
Also Rasputin: Ha! That wasn't even my final form.
He transformed to Super Saiyan that's why his eyes like that
Bakara
C. Nasser lol
Nani!?
*Putin wants to know your location*
Rasputin the Mad Monk
The faith healer of Nicholas son to help cure his hemophilia
He ate and drank poison but amazingly
Alive
Also the man who wouldn’t die
He was a mortal and cool
Seems legit
Imagine Rasputin now just living for 200 years
Nokia: I’m immortal
Rasputin: Hold my *vodka*
Why did say my instead of,oh you know *our*
Nokia: I’m immortal
Rasputin: Hold OUR vodka
@ur mom have proof
Hold my jetfeul
@@Guy_W_Majimapfp it was The Russian Empire back then, kid
Rasputin: the man who wouldn’t die
Putin: the man who wont stop being president
SxnseiGOD Legit proof that Putin is Rasputin’s reincarnation.
Sen yeah cause he is more like a dictator
@@maul5578 You're right.
@@chudtroonslayer lol
Tin: a metal
2:49 reminds me of The Kingsman
omg i love these storys you made dude great work!
His eyes are scary, he's staring into my soul. Help.
Same
Bro his eyes were black and when he was dead his eyes wento red
Same😂😭
KaiVideoSYT search up Oh yeah yeah on YT and click the fortnite song
@KaiVideoSYT my vision is augmented.
"did you die?"
"Yes"
"BUT I LIVED"
Nice Ice Age Reference
Lol
THE BOY WHO LIVED
The guy like, died and stuff.
Attack on titan
Thank you for including the autopsy results, so often people don't and say wild things about Rasputin taking theriacs to withstand poison or some other nonsense like that
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Admit it you were scared of Rasputin's stare
Simple History true
Simple History yas
If he eyes like that I would
Creepy, You can hear a his song playing in your mind
He was big and strong, his eyes a flaming glow
Rasputin in a nutshell: He was killed, but he lived.
He was then killed to death and somehow survived, and finally, death killed him.
Well yes, but actually, yes
His death was... greatly exaggerated
I understood that reference
666 likes nice
Wat wat wat
Nice work keep uploading
I came here after the new kingsman movie
Same
Rasputin never Died, He just got rid of the Ras In his name.
😹😹😹😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I-I don’t get it
People look at the reply underneath me I already have 10+ reply’s I got the joke, Kay?
@@Ocelot_Growl he became Putin and now rules russia
@@reffulbeulb175 oh lmao
Thanos: *_Snaps_*
Rasputin: Mr. Stark, I feel fine
XD
Hahaa
Rasputin: I don't feel pain unless u push me in water
Damn you Rasputin, damn you...
So he was the prototype for the UNSC Spartan program. I knew it John 117 is Rasputins descendant
nobody:
Roblox role-players when they "die": 3:28
2:24 (Right side) is that Zakhaev???
Dang! Poisoned, shot, beaten, thrown into a rushing river, was still alive....He was like a Russian Michael Myers
The River Leads To Berlin Red Army:*Jumps down
No he’s just your average Russian
@@aerojello98252 gulag 4 u
@@aerojello9825 well the average russian is tough
He was Stab at the first attempted assassination on him.
Russia: “We did it! We killed Rasputin!”
Rasputin: “good job”
Russia: “What?”
Rasputin: “What?”
Lol
I want like but I can't
He use uno reverse card
1:43 worworworWhoof!!! 🐶whoofy!
I think this is a jojo reference
I love how the ussr anthem is playing in the background
Edit : WE I’m sorry our comrades
we*
*he stares into your souls*
Rasputin at Heaven:
-Resume Game
-Options
-Credits
-> *Change Team*
-> *Spectator*
-> *Spectate*
-> *_Vladimir Putin_*
Don't you mean Vladmir's occultist advisor?
jojo bacon strips Rasputin's spectating all Putin's associates.
your a gay mom *Cannot Respawn;Player Slots full*
Haha
r/suddenlytf2
*rasputin has been kicked*
*rasputin has joined the server*
*rasputin has been kicked*
*rasputin has joined the server*
*rasputin has been kicked*
*rasputin has join the server*
*rasputin has been banned*
*RASPUTIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER*
*RA RA RASPUTIN BECAME THE SERVER*
*RASPUTIN KICKED EVERYONE IN THE SERVER*
He is now the server administrator
*RASPUTIN NOW OWNS THE INTERNET*
RASPUTIN HAS BANNED THE INTERNET
"There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago he was big and strong and his eyes were flaming gold"
nah the kingsman killed him
*Rasputin Needs Permission To Die*
Death needs permission from him to die
Will not accept
Raputin die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no
he need permission from lord zlatan
Rasputin: (gets up and stretches) "that was a good nap"
The princes:
i think i read about this in a book where the author collect all things related to conspiracy, urban legends, and gruesome real stories around the world. and this one is also one of them. and i remember they said rasputin died because of drowning and not because of the bullet nor the poison
So basically, Nokia and Toyota were being naughty behind the sheets and had a child
In Russia, You dont make calls
Calls make You
Einshine Goku m
Yep
Bruh
**Finnish man approves**
Guy: *shoots Rasputin*
Rasputin: *hippity hoppity your bullet is now my property*
Hocus.. Pocus... Just got your focus
Funny? Where’s the funny?
Hippity hoppity, your joke ain't even phunny.
Well it wasn't supposed to be funny
тαкємσ ѕнιι hippity hoppity, it’s not a joke. It’s called a... meme. Dumbass.
Came from Kingsman ✋
According to Marvel Comics, a mutant healing factor can't save you from death by drowning and Grigori Rasputin was a powerful mutant in the comics as his descendants in the X-Men (Mikhail, Piotr and Illyana) can attest to.
Rasputin: *Survives multiple cyanide poisoning and a bulletshot wound*
Me: *dies right after stubbing my toe*
Lmao
Death: Hey, wanna go now?
Rasputin: No
Death: Understandable, have a great day.
@@billnguyen4308 *nice
so fucking funny dude it be even funnier if you said it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
People in anime: dies after touching water for a second. Because they all get sick the next day
Rasputin: “I don’t always die, but when I do, I don’t.”
Hahahajajajahahahahahhah
@@stproductions2112 you high?-
@@thundermoon3505 no bro the comment is funny
@@stproductions2112 aight homie
Omg I’m dying
Watching again after the new kingsman
I came here after watching the kingsman
Thanos: *snaps
Rasputin: Am I a joke to you?
No when Thanos snap, he killed "Ras" so he is known as "Putin" today
Actually Rasputin used *UNO Reverse Card*
Thanos snapped, but Rasputin stole the Infinity Stones and he used it to snap Thanos.
@@muhdimran5869 plot twist: Rasputin IS Iron Man
@@andretaroja7293 danger: endgame spoiler
Thanos: *snaps fingers*
Rasputin: *HOLD MY VODKA*
Net banger lol
Lmao
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanos: snaps fingers
Rasputin: i feel fine
Thanos: *throws moon to rasputin*
Rasputin: i still feel fine
Rasputin: breathes to thanos
Thanos: i dont feel so good
Net banger our vodka
“he was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow”
And in Anastasia she pushed him into the ice ooooohhhh that makes sense now
rasputin is not dead he has just taken a new name
putin
Terrifying tootoos yep, so true
Re-Putin
Terrifying tootoos ya it does look like it
1916: rasputin
2016: putin
2116: tin
2018: rasputin’nt
Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die........and then he died
LMAO
Legend says he’s still alive in his coffin
No he came out his coffin
Changed his name by removing the "ras" in his name then became the Russian President
Reee
Legend say that he broke out of his tomb and became Putin
everybody gangsta till rasputin starts playing
His only weakness is freezing cold water.
Rasputin: *eats enough poison to kill a whole town*
Also Rasputin: I love the seasoning on the food may I have more?
Rasputin be like: Hey. This is pretty good.
lol
As they sing in the song. ”They decided to poison his wine. He drank it all and said i feel fine”
I know this is a joke but I heard that the person who was supposed to poison the food replaced the poison with a harmless substance
@@pell5821 eh, from other comments that i've read. Apparently if you mix cynide with sugar or something the poison would dissapear. Which is why rasputin didnt get poisoned.
Rasputin: Dies
Rasputin: Wanna see me do it again?
I'll fucking do it again
@@woogangamadeusmozart3642 Goofy goes to cort
I remember that
when it went quiet and Rasputin looked at me, i just felt nothing but fear
Those eyes are BEYOND frightening.
Video: Rasputin
Boys: Terror and fear
Girls: Russian greatest love machine
Mmmm yes song
@@SparklingWater445 dEaR he COulD pReacH tHE BibLe LiKe a prEaCher
More like reverse
Oh NoOOOooo
Hotel:trivago
Soldier : *Shoots*
Rasputin : *rEspAwN*
Someone: *stabs*
Rasputin: *Eats golden apple*
Someone: *poison rasputin*
Rasputin: *Drinks milk*
IVAN GAMER PRO rasputin: Well kids, thats my secret
@John Kennedy *Minecraft logic*
Change respawn to shield’s
/effect RaRasputin poison 99999 2
IVAN GAMER PRO lol
Person: thinks he killed Rasputin
Rasputin: *Uno Reverse Card*
he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.
* user "Rasputin" has been reported for hacking *
Rasputin op pls nerf
i found god mode programs in his blood
*user "Rasputin" has been kicked and banned from the server.*
Russian bias
Rafael Suprayogi no lolis here
But we all know one thing.
His stare is really creepy.
and we also know when you dump a body in a river you weigh it down
You... were on TheForgery's comment section
@@madamada5293 Aye.
@@cptjackpl8690 get fucked
it was said that the color of his eyes was like an electric blue
Rasputin: "and then, i got shot, and thrown in a river!" other guy: "were you okay?" Rasputin: "of course! wouldn't anyone be?"
Alternative title: “Rasputin, the man who lived”
Everyone gangsta till The guy who won’t die doesn’t die.
Jhon wick
The longest man alive
Wh Claus thank you. I hate people who put the H after the J
Scott Bromberg why didn’t he heal himself then
Everyone gangsta til The Man Who Wouldn't Die actually dies
*Gets stabbed*
Rasputin: nope
*Gets shot*
Rasputin: not yet
*Gets thrown in a river*
Rasputin: Ahhhh. Water, my weakness!!!
XxImmortal HoovyxX don’t forget the dumbbell beating
Well im guessing cuz he got tired and drowned
ggrasmuz44 r/woosh
Rasputin Is A Devilfruit User Confirmed.
@@1PageAtATime dumb-bell
This man was immortal until "They shot him till he was dead."
Last word : "DUDE! VERY COOL!!"
Legend says he was still alive in the casket and dug out of his own grave, then killed the officer that murdered him and buried him in that same grave, then he shaved his beard and got a hair cut and renamed himself Putin, later he became the Russian president
know that is fake
valentino gaming diy r/wooosh
Wow, he's truly a Russian lover machine!
seems legit
+Anakin Sandwalker I wouldn t be surprised *eating spaghetti*.
He is still alive but without the
*RAS*
He was trying to be hip and cool,so went with Putin ,just a man of culture
Lolol
Only the Ras died
putin
😲
he had creative mode
This guy's will to live is stronger than my own
"is he dead?"
"Well yes, but actually no"
SKULLMAX GAMER haha so fucking funny im nearly dead
@@tresloin7433 Are you alive dude?
0:20 Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
But to Moscow chicks he was such lovely dear
is that John Wick?
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ectasy and fire
Bro, it's 03:19 right now
The eyes are freaking me out
the stories about him surviving eating poision was a myth
Rasputin: *Gets Up An Leaves Coffin* “That Was A Nice Long Nap.”
Everyone kust staring: *what did i miss something?*
bruh
That sounds like Dracula.
Right
There’s another one for apocalypse bingo!
I can’t imagine how scared those dudes were who kept watching him eat/drink large amounts of poison with no effect.
could it be that Rasputin had built a slight immunity to poisons? that why the poison would have little effect on him!
@Mc Shoovie well aren't you no fun, (I know I know, I saw the comment about sugar and cyanide, that was just a random theory don't mind it)
According to the autopsy report, there was no poison in the digestive system
Psyche TheFurrySinger S L I G H T
Ye lol I know
Imagine seeing him stare at u like that
He was big and strong and his eyes was flaming gold
He had poison resistance maxed out, what a beast
Indeed
He had lead belly maxed out :/
Good thing he didn't max out his water resistance
The poison was cyanide and natural sort of antidote from it is sugar. Rasputin was sweet-tooth and ate a some eclairs that evening (and if i remember it right exactly eclairs were poisoned).
Sorry for my english.
Oh.. Oh.. No. No no his stack of totem of undyings floated away in the river.
Death is afraid of Rasputin so he keeps him alive.
Like chuck norris
@@EnclaveChad facts
@@ryu301_ yup
Those black staring eyes tho..
ROFL!
Apparently it was a British agent fired the fatal head shot. He was shot twice in the body before hand. The Russian prince guy invented the story about him not dying and made a living out if it in America for the rest of his life. Fair play to him.
Man what the music in the background love it tell ME
Rasputin didn't die,
he just got a new name
Putin
Lololol Ikr
ye
Ras Putin
You Psycho. 😂😂
Gayy
“The man who wouldn’t die”....dies
We will never know.
Freaky Fred nah that mufuka dead
r/whooosh
R/wooosh
Yo wait guys ima respawn in 3.2.1 *Connection Lost*
Man really said "no" to the 2 other bullets lmao
Rasputin: *brushes hair* I apologize