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@@ArcticKrill I thought crocodiles could launch themselves out of the water vertically to catch birds/cranes - didn't know they could climb trees too! 0_0 Maybe they can climb low-hanging trees? I doubt they'd be effective climbers as much as bears are, but I wouldn't be surprised that they could get some upward mobility since they can run fast on land.
Fun Fact: Cocaine Bear was intended to be a temporary working title. The producers decided to release it under that name as they "...couldn't think of anything else".
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die! I think it was called _The Bystanders Who Couldn't Slow Down."_
Fun fact: the bear’s body was given to a taxidermist and turn into a statue nicknamed “Pablo escabear”(look it up) and was given to a museum where it stayed for a while and even had some merchandise and was eventually moved to a warehouse where it’s currently staying
Fun fact: The part where the bear jumps down from one tree and climbs up the other one is actually how fast bears can really climb trees. The unrealistic part is the slow, suspenseful climb to build tension.
@@nightmarishcompositions4536 In the end, both realize that they're actually besties because they're both addicted to sugary substances, so they band together to fight the mastermind behind it all, Freddy Fazbear.
They should do something with the Italian Cocaine Boars. Some wild boars got into a drug dealer's warehouse in Tuscany and went on a rampage with the cocaine they ate.
15:18 -- that part where the bear zooms up the 2nd tree is actually quite accurate. Bears can scale trees that fast no problem, if you look up videos it's terrifying how quickly they can fly up a tree like it's nothing. Makes me feel bad for the first poor bastard in history who thought he could escape a bear by climbing a tree. What a surprise he must have had, short-lived though it was lol
So I am an emergency medical responder. And to the point of the limbs being ripped off and not gushing blood is actually pretty accurate. I have been on a good about of calls where someone is missing fingers, and a few where they had actually lost a limb due to a machinery accident. Well, it's weird how the body works but in all those calls there was a big absence of blood. You're body almost knows that those are missing and stops blood flow to the large wound. Thought I would share! I really enjoyed this movie but the commentary honestly was really spot on!
Well I am no first responder, but I did see a man get his leg ripped off by a train and the amount of blood was absolutely crazy. So its definitely not always the way you say
@@protoman1214 i am no first responder, i've also never seen a mans leg get ripped pff by ba train with a crazy amount of blood. but i can say with certaintly that at one point i got smacked on the head by a black walnut and didnt bleed. that is all.
i actually live right by where the cocaine bear was found irl i went to see the movie with a friend and there was only one other guy in the entire theater, and he left after around 15 minutes, so we just got to laugh and make fun of the movie out loud, and it was probably my favorite movie experience from the last couple of years
One issue I have with the movie is how it had too many characters doing nothing. Like the policewoman who turned out to be a traitor and then just walked away without the reveal of her betrayal influencing anything. The mother and the kids not meeting the drug dealers until the finale also felt weird. It seems the writer created a lot of characters but had no idea what to do with them or how to combine their arcs into one coherent story. Hard agree that there were way too many characters.
There's a Documentary on Peacock about the Cocaine Bear and the pilot at the beginning of the movie. It shows everyone who was involved with the "case". From the homeowner who found the pilot in his front yard to the park ranger who found the Bear with a bag of cocaine. They interview the agents and officers who were after the pilot and the first to arrive at the scene. They talk about the pilot and how crazy the guy was. They even mentioned Woody Harrelson's father and how he was involved. It's crazy how this shit happened in real life. I recommend you guys to watch it.
Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a very bad man. He was an American hitman and organized crime figure who was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., In 1960, one year before Woody was born, he was convicted of armed robbery. He was tried and acquitted of the 1968 murder of Alan Berg, convicted in 1973 for the 1968 murder for hire killing of Sam Degelia. He also claimed to have assassinated President Kennedy. Another interesting part to this story is that Matthew McConaughey believes that he and Woody Harrelson may be half brothers as, according to Matthew's mother, Charles and her were hooking up around the time Matthew was conceived. Woody and Matthew have mentioned that they would both be interested in getting DNA testing done, but I am unaware if this actually has happened.
The real cocaine bear, Pablo Escobear, is actually by marriage laws in Kentucky, a viable candidate to oversee a marriage as an official marriage officiant, so long as those involved *believe* the bear is a true marriage officiant.
Your wife falling asleep on you while your falling asleep is so adorable it reminds me of me and sis when we watch movies except its not literally she just falls asleep on the couch in the during the movie every time 😂
I love this movie for three reasons: 1. Horror/comedy is my favorite genre 2. I was born in Knoxville TN and I don’t know any other movies that take place there specifically 3. Bears are awesome
Honestly from the tok trailer I thought this movie was going to be silly like "Mouse Hunt" instead it was one of those Asylum horror/"thriller" flicks that I hate and don't watch even when nothings on.
You don't even need the bear to show up a whole lot. Just enough to put in the trailers. Instead, you can just have a bunch of high people say wACkY things.
quality of work is declining everywhere, not just in Hollywood. these kids are gonna be my doctors one day and that's scarier than this movie could ever be.
I felt the same way about this movie. The problem isn't that it's too much unapologetic dumb fun, it's that there's too little. Its surprisingly boring and with very little action and humour. The response is always, "it's a movie called cocaine bear, what did you expect?" Gee I don't know, THE ACTUAL COCAINE BEAR? I'd actually recommend the Babysitter movies because as dumb as they are, its far more entertaining than this.
I have watched The Babysitter movies and thought that at least this movie wasn't annoying. I just can't stand the actors in Babysitter, but the ones here never really got on my nerves. The Babysitter films are dumb fun, but I hate watching them for the annoying older kids and even the main kid trying to survive annoys me
They'll spend 20 minutes introducing a character as someone we should care about, just to have them get killed in 10 seconds in the next scene. Made no sense.
Exactly what I thought. One of the most boring movies of the year and I can't fathom how so many people said it's fun to watch and some even said it's a good movie, like wut?
Went to see it cheap one Sunday afternoon, thinking it would at least be dumb fun. Holy shit, what a boring movie. A lot of the dialogue seems like it's bad improv they decided to keep in for some reason.
I agree with you 100%! But you don't even mention the HALF DOZEN pointless, utterly random side stories. Elvis touches on this issue but just check me if I'm forgetting one: 1. The couple at the beginning are just randomly Norwegian or something. No big deal by itself, but when you consider it in context... 2. "HanSolo" is SUPER-GRIEVING his dead wife while neglecting his son and trying to go straight AT THE SAME TIME! 3. Ray Liotta is upset at having to take care of his grandson. 4. The female cop is actually a bad guy, but it DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE OR CHANGE ANYTHING!! 5. The head detective's utterly inexplicable "dog problem". 6. The "gang" of three kids terrorizing a FU@KING NATIONAL PARK!! (What kind of "gang" works a Park?) 7. The park ranger is trying to "hook up" while also voicing aspirations to work at a better park. I think I'm missing a thing or two, but just look at that mess. AND NONE OF IT MATTERED!!! 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂️
The Babysitter and The Babysitter: Killer Queen are awesome. They're kinda trashy and really goofy, but in the best way. They know exactly what they are and fully embrace it. The director said that he'd like to make it a trilogy, so I really hope that a third one gets made.
My wife saw this in a theater with her friend, and they both weren’t sure how they felt about it. Then I watched some of it on Peacock with her when it went to streaming and she’s like ‘oh no, this is pretty bad.’ And I whole heartedly agree. Of course, I saw Elizabeth Banks’ name on the director credit and could figure that out right away. Screw you, Pitch Perfect 2!
It probably would've had more impact if it was a 15-30 minute short-film, which the internet would've likely gotten behind, but a feature-length film that is mostly padding? No thanks.
If the multiverse is real, then I hope there’s a universe where the bear didn’t die, gave birth to a bunch of cocaine-addicted cubs, and then goes on to fight Thanos😂
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die! I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_
The only thing better than Cocaine Bear is the inevitable gutter trawl of likely trope sequels to come like Meth Puma or Opiate Panda, or an anticipated cross-over like Crack-Squirrel-Nado.
I've always been a sucker for "bad movies" I love most of Tromas productions, I love shock value when done right or to a comedically excessive degree for plot drive. However we have to acknowledge a definitive standard before it becomes a "let's toss random shit in a blender on drugs, throw it at the wall (our audience) to see what sticks, lather rinse and repeat, and then call it a day, capitalism baby! $$$$
@@iHaveTheDocuments Yes I liked Charles angels. I'm actually not sure if I saw the one she did, there's so many. But I liked all of them, even the bad ones. And I haven't seen 43 but now I want to. I am VERY easy to entertain and to please and I like it that way because you have to try REAL hard to make me not like something.
The guy that wrote the babysitter killer queen is the one behind Cocaine Bear ? But, the Babysitter is genuinely a really fun movie, I would've expected Cocaine Bear to be fun as well. Seriously, give the babysitter a chance.
One thing I've noticed in the comments is that some people are saying they went in with high expectations, that's their first mistake. Why would you go into a movie about a bear that gets high on cocain and goes on a rampage, with high expectations???
okay yeah making a movie based on a real bear who sniffed flour is cool and all but when are we getting a movie about other bears like Hank the Tank or The Boss? gotta show those bears some love aswell!
yeah i’m kinda confused why people in the comments here hate it so much. I went in with very little expectations just hoped for a lil laugh and I had a great time.
The main issue with the movie is that it was very drawn out and the bear hardly had any screentime, It was really slow and dwelled on things that had nothing to do with the actual plot. Aside from that, the scenes with the bear onscreen were great but there just wasn't enough of that.
@@charlestheperson.4371 It was boring as shit. No one was going to this for college cinema class level character development. That's not what this movie should've been, and that's not why anyone showed up. I didn't care about any of the characters as none of them were interesting. You don't get the hate? You can't really be suggesting that this movie was so good and so interesting that a fair number of people couldn't find themselves bored and unimpressed?
If I remember correctly... the drunk tattoo wasnt actually a spelling mistake, it was the name of the pilot who died at the beginning. He got drunk and his true love feelings came out and he got the guys name tattooed. He said it was a misspelling of a girls name, because homophobia
I haven't watched the video yet and I can't speak for everyone, but to asnwer the title's question, personally I love Cocalne Bear simply because I'm a huge Ray Liotta fan and its his final movie. EDIT AFTER WATCHING: I completely agree with everything you said. But...Ray Liotta... :(
Lol... I am from a part of Spain (Galicia) that has a very important, quite recent past related to this substance. And the fact you call it flour is funny because the Galician word for flour (fariña) is exactly what people know this substance for there and how they called it in those circles 😅
Elvid and Pewdiepie are my parasocial friends; and me & my girlfriend thank them for many Entertaining hours, and shit movies we had to watch 😅 "The Sand" was a Blast!
Your theory is good cause I watched this movie after 4 Jack and Cokes and had a blast. I don’t remember anything at all except like bear and screaming and maybe some awkward romance?
i think it was really cute when you let out a dumb chuckel, your wife whos sleeping still smiled. that interaction had more depth than this whole movie
Just saw Scott Seiss do some live comedy a couple days ago and he’s fucking hilarious, highly recommend seeing him if he’s touring near you, he needs more exposure
I felt the same way. It felt like a lot of build up with little to no pay off. Most of the jokes didn’t land, and I left thinking “okay, that was dumb, and It’ll probably be forgotten about in a couple months.”
At least the kills are pretty outrageous and some of the jokes are legit great (such as the kids doing coke, the “deer are doing it” line, and the ambulance scene).
I imagine it was to save on CGI, but focusing on the humans without making them entertaining instead of giving the spotlight to the bear would be like if Sing 3 kept the music to a minimum.
I honestly enjoyed it, lmao, because the movie was inteded to be comedy, so I didn't really expect anything. But yeah, the problem is that the movie was also trying to be horror movie by having a cliche horror moments and the bear not being what an actual bear is, like I thought the bear was supposed to be super aggresive, but no, they had to make it goofy too.
I love this because it’s silly. Most slashers don’t really give much backstory or villain development but a bear on cocaine is a strange one and I love it. The characters are wacky and slash( i think that’s his name, it’s the blonde teenager in the yellow t shirt) is honestly hilarious. I preferred the side characters to the main plot with the mum and two kids, but their plot had some funny moments. It has decent gore, especially with the guy that got beheaded and the ranger that got scraped on the road. It has a ‘silly 80s-90s random slasher movie’ vibe but it’s done well enough that it’s good
I think the problem is too many people went in thinking this was going to be a slapstick comedy, which it is not and were disappointed. I didn't know much about the movie except the title and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thought the entire scene with the Paramedics was the best. This movie may rest on your own definition of what comedy is, which is very subjective. RIP in Ray Liotta, I would have seen this movie just for one of his last performances.
Idk if it’s just my ADHD-induced lack of time awareness, but I just breezed through the lackluster character-oriented scenes and only had one thought throughout the rest of the movie: “Yoooo those guys are getting torn apart by a bear that’s high on crack, that’s pretty crazy”
I genuinely don't get how people found this movie to be fun, the characters were completely flat and not interesting, the humor was both lacking and not great for the most part and the actual bear didn't even have much screen time. This movie could've been 10 times more fun if they just leaned into the ridiculousness of the situation and had the bear kill a bunch of people in fun ways. It doesn't even need good writing, just make it so that we don't have to sit through a bunch of boring filler until the bear finally does something
the only reason this movie did well was memes, really. the trailers for the movie were far more interesting than the movie itself, and the actual real life story was wild.
I thought it was pretty damn fun. It's not Casablanca obviously, but it delivered mostly what it was selling, imo of course. I usually agree with ya Elvis, don't agree with you here. Ah well. Different strokes. No mention of the ambulance scene? Wow. Honestly one of my favorite scenes of the year so far. Everything about that 5 mins or so was perfection.
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Is that not Ice Cubes son?
If this were a movie with Nicolas Cage dressed as a bear, this would've been an A++.
Actually true tho
Nah that would be too epic
They probably could have saved this movie with Cage
So like from The Wicker Man? Were the scene hes dressed in a bear suit and knocking out women. A movie? Yeah, I'd pay to see it.
@@Mondonessgreat scene
One kid escapes a bear by CLIMBING A TREE? That's like escaping a crocodile by jumping in the water!
Or climbing a tree. Crocodiles can climb trees
@@ArcticKrill Say what? That can't be. Like straight-up straight-up tree? Vertical.
@@ArcticKrill
I thought crocodiles could launch themselves out of the water vertically to catch birds/cranes - didn't know they could climb trees too! 0_0
Maybe they can climb low-hanging trees? I doubt they'd be effective climbers as much as bears are, but I wouldn't be surprised that they could get some upward mobility since they can run fast on land.
If you identify as a tree, then yes, a croc will climb you.
everybody knows crocodiles hate water.
Fun Fact: Cocaine Bear was intended to be a temporary working title. The producers decided to release it under that name as they "...couldn't think of anything else".
that's... funny.
I mean.. could you think of a better name?
@@The_official_Roman_EmpireBocaine Cear
@@FTMdoomthat’s the sequel
It got snakes on a plane’d
For a movie called Cocaine Bear, there was not nearly enough Cocaine Bear in this film.
Bro the entire movie is around coke
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die!
I think it was called _The Bystanders Who Couldn't Slow Down."_
So you didnt watch it?
@@mordakie3805 I did, and I wish there were more scenes with the bear fucking shit up.
@mord so you did watch it?
Fun fact: the bear’s body was given to a taxidermist and turn into a statue nicknamed “Pablo escabear”(look it up) and was given to a museum where it stayed for a while and even had some merchandise and was eventually moved to a warehouse where it’s currently staying
Really? Pablo Esco-bear?
@@skebapplejefferiso308 it’s true
A museum? I thought it was on display in a mall in Kentucky.
Thought it was a cgi bear
@@AshChiCupcak it is
Fun fact: The part where the bear jumps down from one tree and climbs up the other one is actually how fast bears can really climb trees. The unrealistic part is the slow, suspenseful climb to build tension.
I can't wait for the sequel, Cocaine Bear: Blood and Honey.
Pooh Vs. Cocaine Bear: Coke and Honey
My bet is on Pooh.
@@azaanimations319 This is the Freddy vs. Jason of modern times.
@@nightmarishcompositions4536 Yup.
@@nightmarishcompositions4536 In the end, both realize that they're actually besties because they're both addicted to sugary substances, so they band together to fight the mastermind behind it all, Freddy Fazbear.
They should do something with the Italian Cocaine Boars. Some wild boars got into a drug dealer's warehouse in Tuscany and went on a rampage with the cocaine they ate.
15:18 -- that part where the bear zooms up the 2nd tree is actually quite accurate. Bears can scale trees that fast no problem, if you look up videos it's terrifying how quickly they can fly up a tree like it's nothing.
Makes me feel bad for the first poor bastard in history who thought he could escape a bear by climbing a tree. What a surprise he must have had, short-lived though it was lol
So I am an emergency medical responder. And to the point of the limbs being ripped off and not gushing blood is actually pretty accurate. I have been on a good about of calls where someone is missing fingers, and a few where they had actually lost a limb due to a machinery accident. Well, it's weird how the body works but in all those calls there was a big absence of blood. You're body almost knows that those are missing and stops blood flow to the large wound. Thought I would share! I really enjoyed this movie but the commentary honestly was really spot on!
Well I am no first responder, but I did see a man get his leg ripped off by a train and the amount of blood was absolutely crazy. So its definitely not always the way you say
@@protoman1214 i am no first responder, i've also never seen a mans leg get ripped pff by ba train with a crazy amount of blood. but i can say with certaintly that at one point i got smacked on the head by a black walnut and didnt bleed. that is all.
What are your credentials? Reddit?
Fuck outta here b
@@protoman1214yea OP is insane
@@protoman1214 maybe its mechanism of injury. op was referring to machinery accidents not being crushed by train
i actually live right by where the cocaine bear was found irl
i went to see the movie with a friend and there was only one other guy in the entire theater, and he left after around 15 minutes, so we just got to laugh and make fun of the movie out loud, and it was probably my favorite movie experience from the last couple of years
I watched this with friends directly after black adam, so compared to that this is a cinematic masterpiece in my books lmao
Idk I found black Adam much more entertaining
One issue I have with the movie is how it had too many characters doing nothing.
Like the policewoman who turned out to be a traitor and then just walked away without the reveal of her betrayal influencing anything.
The mother and the kids not meeting the drug dealers until the finale also felt weird. It seems the writer created a lot of characters but had no idea what to do with them or how to combine their arcs into one coherent story. Hard agree that there were way too many characters.
There's a Documentary on Peacock about the Cocaine Bear and the pilot at the beginning of the movie. It shows everyone who was involved with the "case". From the homeowner who found the pilot in his front yard to the park ranger who found the Bear with a bag of cocaine. They interview the agents and officers who were after the pilot and the first to arrive at the scene. They talk about the pilot and how crazy the guy was. They even mentioned Woody Harrelson's father and how he was involved. It's crazy how this shit happened in real life. I recommend you guys to watch it.
''how Woody Harrelson's father was involved''
He wasn't.
He assassinated the judge that was overlooking that case, that's it.
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouthhelp that doesn’t make sense either huh???? woody harrelson’s dad killed someone??? 😭😭😭
@@hellbunniez3 wut.
Speak English, kid.
Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a very bad man. He was an American hitman and organized crime figure who was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., In 1960, one year before Woody was born, he was convicted of armed robbery. He was tried and acquitted of the 1968 murder of Alan Berg, convicted in 1973 for the 1968 murder for hire killing of Sam Degelia. He also claimed to have assassinated President Kennedy. Another interesting part to this story is that Matthew McConaughey believes that he and Woody Harrelson may be half brothers as, according to Matthew's mother, Charles and her were hooking up around the time Matthew was conceived. Woody and Matthew have mentioned that they would both be interested in getting DNA testing done, but I am unaware if this actually has happened.
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth Well that soounds like he was very involved!!
The real cocaine bear, Pablo Escobear, is actually by marriage laws in Kentucky, a viable candidate to oversee a marriage as an official marriage officiant, so long as those involved *believe* the bear is a true marriage officiant.
A-hyuck!
Your wife falling asleep on you while your falling asleep is so adorable it reminds me of me and sis when we watch movies except its not literally she just falls asleep on the couch in the during the movie every time 😂
I love this movie for three reasons:
1. Horror/comedy is my favorite genre
2. I was born in Knoxville TN and I don’t know any other movies that take place there specifically
3. Bears are awesome
Found Joe Rogans side account
this is the easiest move to write, just have a lot of bizzare scenarios and a bunch of jokes + a cocaine bear, and you've got yourself a movie.
Honestly from the tok trailer I thought this movie was going to be silly like "Mouse Hunt" instead it was one of those Asylum horror/"thriller" flicks that I hate and don't watch even when nothings on.
You don't even need the bear to show up a whole lot. Just enough to put in the trailers. Instead, you can just have a bunch of high people say wACkY things.
quality of work is declining everywhere, not just in Hollywood. these kids are gonna be my doctors one day and that's scarier than this movie could ever be.
but do you have yourself a good movie is the ?
@@lowlowseesee No. But it'll make a shit ton of money, simply due to its crazy premise. And that's all that matters in the end.
Fun Fact there was an extremely gory extended death cut from the film where Olaf gets his face torn off and eaten by the bear 😅
This happened to a park ranger irl and it got reattached
I found it hilarious when the bear was chasing the ambulance while 80's Depeche Mode was planning on the background.
What was Depeche Mode planning?
I felt the same way about this movie. The problem isn't that it's too much unapologetic dumb fun, it's that there's too little. Its surprisingly boring and with very little action and humour. The response is always, "it's a movie called cocaine bear, what did you expect?" Gee I don't know, THE ACTUAL COCAINE BEAR? I'd actually recommend the Babysitter movies because as dumb as they are, its far more entertaining than this.
I have watched The Babysitter movies and thought that at least this movie wasn't annoying. I just can't stand the actors in Babysitter, but the ones here never really got on my nerves. The Babysitter films are dumb fun, but I hate watching them for the annoying older kids and even the main kid trying to survive annoys me
They'll spend 20 minutes introducing a character as someone we should care about, just to have them get killed in 10 seconds in the next scene. Made no sense.
Exactly what I thought. One of the most boring movies of the year and I can't fathom how so many people said it's fun to watch and some even said it's a good movie, like wut?
Went to see it cheap one Sunday afternoon, thinking it would at least be dumb fun.
Holy shit, what a boring movie. A lot of the dialogue seems like it's bad improv they decided to keep in for some reason.
I agree with you 100%! But you don't even mention the HALF DOZEN pointless, utterly random side stories. Elvis touches on this issue but just check me if I'm forgetting one:
1. The couple at the beginning are just randomly Norwegian or something. No big deal by itself, but when you consider it in context...
2. "HanSolo" is SUPER-GRIEVING his dead wife while neglecting his son and trying to go straight AT THE SAME TIME!
3. Ray Liotta is upset at having to take care of his grandson.
4. The female cop is actually a bad guy, but it DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE OR CHANGE ANYTHING!!
5. The head detective's utterly inexplicable "dog problem".
6. The "gang" of three kids terrorizing a FU@KING NATIONAL PARK!! (What kind of "gang" works a Park?)
7. The park ranger is trying to "hook up" while also voicing aspirations to work at a better park.
I think I'm missing a thing or two, but just look at that mess. AND NONE OF IT MATTERED!!! 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂️
Seeing as it's another case of "so bad, it's good", I can see why.
you're telling me that one of those kids escaped a BEAR by climbing a fucking TREE. A BEAR. THEY ESCAPED A BEAR BY CLIMBING A TREE. I can't.
Thank you for teaching me how to make coke in my basement Elvis!
the edits and clips you threw in are way funnier than the entire movie
I watched this with my grandpa and he laughed so loud when the ambulance crash happened XD
That is out of context as hell
@@thegoblinking9917fym the context is the film. The brainrot is real
Elvis is so unintentionally wholesome
The Babysitter and The Babysitter: Killer Queen are awesome. They're kinda trashy and really goofy, but in the best way. They know exactly what they are and fully embrace it. The director said that he'd like to make it a trilogy, so I really hope that a third one gets made.
I pray to god for a third Babysitter movie at least thrice a day.
The characters are so fucking annoying tho lol. Idk one person who thinks King Bach is funny..
Lets hope Cole and Max get another bro moment. I love their chemistry!
@@thatkidcgonzo look at DMC Nero should be annoying as fuk but people got used to them and now DMC is huge
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 Yeah, but King Bach will always be annoying af lol. Bella Thorne drove me crazy in there too.
My wife saw this in a theater with her friend, and they both weren’t sure how they felt about it. Then I watched some of it on Peacock with her when it went to streaming and she’s like ‘oh no, this is pretty bad.’ And I whole heartedly agree.
Of course, I saw Elizabeth Banks’ name on the director credit and could figure that out right away. Screw you, Pitch Perfect 2!
Regardless of opinions on the movie, RIP Ray Liotta
I love every time we see your wife in the clips of you watching these movies. She always seems so unimpressed lol
If the events in real life were similar to the events in the movie, this would have been one of the craziest stories ever told
It probably would've had more impact if it was a 15-30 minute short-film, which the internet would've likely gotten behind, but a feature-length film that is mostly padding? No thanks.
If the multiverse is real, then I hope there’s a universe where the bear didn’t die, gave birth to a bunch of cocaine-addicted cubs, and then goes on to fight Thanos😂
That is this universe. All that happens but the thanos thing got left out due to time restrictions.
@@ryangriggs9621 nah it’s because Josh Brolin was busy.
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die!
I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_
There was like only one joke that got a giggle out of me and it was the long pause when they opened the door saw the bear and shot the guys head
What about the ambulance scene?
Many regard that as the funniest part 😂
The only thing better than Cocaine Bear is the inevitable gutter trawl of likely trope sequels to come like Meth Puma or Opiate Panda, or an anticipated cross-over like Crack-Squirrel-Nado.
Think I read somewhere that there's already several in production.
There's cocaine shark on tubi. It's bad bad.. I got through 5 min an called it a day
I've always been a sucker for "bad movies" I love most of Tromas productions, I love shock value when done right or to a comedically excessive degree for plot drive. However we have to acknowledge a definitive standard before it becomes a "let's toss random shit in a blender on drugs, throw it at the wall (our audience) to see what sticks, lather rinse and repeat, and then call it a day, capitalism baby! $$$$
Id watch the hell out of opiate panda. Itd be very boring though
@@zhuyu9268 Opiate Panda is the experience I get when ordering Panda Express through their cell phone app, thoughts?
Its like Snakes on a Plane, where the title is the thing everyone likes.
ah yes, Ice Cube's son and young Han Solo, my favorite drug dealer duo
I did not expect him to post this early but still am super happy
Aight, weird plot points, a dropped one, R.I.P Ray Liotta, fun to watch with friends, and Margo Martindale's death was insane
This is basically a big budget B-movie and I love it.
I like the fact that Elizabeth banks was the director. I like her and ridiculous movies are my jam.
@@AshChiCupcakyou liked Charlie's angels and movie 43 huh?
Exactly how I felt
@@iHaveTheDocuments Yes I liked Charles angels. I'm actually not sure if I saw the one she did, there's so many. But I liked all of them, even the bad ones. And I haven't seen 43 but now I want to. I am VERY easy to entertain and to please and I like it that way because you have to try REAL hard to make me not like something.
@@iHaveTheDocumentsTo be fair Banks did a great job as Rita Repulsa in Power Rangers.
"the events that happened irl aren't as exciting but is kinda funny"
Cut to: "the bear died of an overdose" 💀
I'll tell you why everyone loves it, it's because there is a bear on cocalne absolutely beautiful
I don't knows what is up with wives but they all fall asleep on the couch while watching a movie 😂😂
The guy that wrote the babysitter killer queen is the one behind Cocaine Bear ? But, the Babysitter is genuinely a really fun movie, I would've expected Cocaine Bear to be fun as well. Seriously, give the babysitter a chance.
The Babysitter is trash as well
One thing I've noticed in the comments is that some people are saying they went in with high expectations, that's their first mistake. Why would you go into a movie about a bear that gets high on cocain and goes on a rampage, with high expectations???
Didn't think of it that way 😂😂
2 alien videos in one month????
Is this a blessing from the lord?
Our lord and savior, Elvis Christ
In Elvis We Trust.
"The bear died of an overdose. Anyways today's video is sponsored by War Thunder!"
The ambulance scene was hilarious. I laughed my ass off 🤣 🤣🤣
Best part of the film 😂
I zoned tf out and got a noti that my package was in Knoxville literal seconds before I heard you say it and it freaked me out 💀
okay yeah making a movie based on a real bear who sniffed flour is cool and all but when are we getting a movie about other bears like Hank the Tank or The Boss?
gotta show those bears some love aswell!
A Hank the Tank movie would be absolutely amazing
Looked them up and holy hell The Boss survived being hit by a train???? Absolute unit
I went in expecting a spoof on creature features and that's exactly what I got, and I ended up really liking it tbh.
Same, I don’t really get the hate. I went to the theater to watch a good dumb movie, that’s exactly what I got
yeah i’m kinda confused why people in the comments here hate it so much. I went in with very little expectations just hoped for a lil laugh and I had a great time.
The main issue with the movie is that it was very drawn out and the bear hardly had any screentime, It was really slow and dwelled on things that had nothing to do with the actual plot. Aside from that, the scenes with the bear onscreen were great but there just wasn't enough of that.
@@charlestheperson.4371 It was boring as shit. No one was going to this for college cinema class level character development. That's not what this movie should've been, and that's not why anyone showed up. I didn't care about any of the characters as none of them were interesting. You don't get the hate? You can't really be suggesting that this movie was so good and so interesting that a fair number of people couldn't find themselves bored and unimpressed?
Ppl just want to be contrarian for fake internet points
TH-cam not allowing to write c word is wild, TH-cam doesnt disappoint when it comes to disappointing
R.I.P. Ray Liotta.
i had fun watching it while drunk with my family but I wish it had been better honestly
If I remember correctly... the drunk tattoo wasnt actually a spelling mistake, it was the name of the pilot who died at the beginning. He got drunk and his true love feelings came out and he got the guys name tattooed. He said it was a misspelling of a girls name, because homophobia
it's so apologetically unhinged and i love it
You mean unapologetically?
I'm the sole reason this movie succeeded. I could do with more absurdity but still I'm obsessed.
I haven't watched the video yet and I can't speak for everyone, but to asnwer the title's question, personally I love Cocalne Bear simply because I'm a huge Ray Liotta fan and its his final movie.
EDIT AFTER WATCHING: I completely agree with everything you said. But...Ray Liotta... :(
Lol... I am from a part of Spain (Galicia) that has a very important, quite recent past related to this substance. And the fact you call it flour is funny because the Galician word for flour (fariña) is exactly what people know this substance for there and how they called it in those circles 😅
I saw this movie and right after me and family left the theatre, my dad said "why did they make this a movie" and I just agreed with him.
This movie was solid.
I fell asleep n my missus watched it n that was some much needed, well appreciated sleep.
Elvid and Pewdiepie are my parasocial friends; and me & my girlfriend thank them for many Entertaining hours, and shit movies we had to watch 😅 "The Sand" was a Blast!
I appreciate bad movies sometimes, this was one of those times. I had some fun watching it.
Your theory is good cause I watched this movie after 4 Jack and Cokes and had a blast. I don’t remember anything at all except like bear and screaming and maybe some awkward romance?
I don't think being a history buff alone is enough to get someone to love War Thunder
i think it was really cute when you let out a dumb chuckel, your wife whos sleeping still smiled. that interaction had more depth than this whole movie
They had those names because Frozen features a lot of SNOW.
Yea when I watched this in theaters I literally said "That was a waste of 10 bucks"
Just saw Scott Seiss do some live comedy a couple days ago and he’s fucking hilarious, highly recommend seeing him if he’s touring near you, he needs more exposure
ALSO I thought this movie was dumb fun, and would watch it with someone who hadn’t seen it yet, but probably won’t watch again on my own
That stethoscope thing is pretty accurate, although it's more of a pretty heavy muffling than an all out blockage.
Your wife falling asleep on your shoulder is low-key adorable, though.
I watched this with my brother shortly after it came out and my reaction was basically one of indifference once the credits rolled.
It was actually quite a serious movie. I expected it to be wild and weird
Um, it was pretty wild and funny
@@RYMAN1321 Um, it's almost like people can have different opinions. Weird right?
@@zoomingby True, but it was intended as a dark comedy.
My favorite take was Jay's from RLM: "I saw a news clips of the original bear. It ate the powder and then just pha king died!"
HAHA
When I read the real story of the bear I felt sad. I hope he wasn't in pain for long.
Pretty sure if you eat literal kilos of coke, you are feeling absolutely *zero* pain.😅😂
@@ryancampbell2192 After the severe chest pain and cardiac arrest, you mean? Ha Ha Ha so funny!
Technically, you could watch the flash because it has a Nicolas Cage Superman
I felt the same way. It felt like a lot of build up with little to no pay off. Most of the jokes didn’t land, and I left thinking “okay, that was dumb, and It’ll probably be forgotten about in a couple months.”
At least the kills are pretty outrageous and some of the jokes are legit great (such as the kids doing coke, the “deer are doing it” line, and the ambulance scene).
I think the movie had some good potential, but ended up in the wrong hands.
I imagine it was to save on CGI, but focusing on the humans without making them entertaining instead of giving the spotlight to the bear would be like if Sing 3 kept the music to a minimum.
Nicolas Cage wouldve made this movie 10x better
I honestly enjoyed it, lmao, because the movie was inteded to be comedy, so I didn't really expect anything. But yeah, the problem is that the movie was also trying to be horror movie by having a cliche horror moments and the bear not being what an actual bear is, like I thought the bear was supposed to be super aggresive, but no, they had to make it goofy too.
I was sad that retail bro didn’t have a larger part in the film. His part was really the only part of the film I enjoyed
I find myself enjoying movies in the 60 range on Rotten Tomatoes more than things in the 70s to 90s.
It makes no sense that he cencors the word "cocaine" out of fear of getting demonetized when he has a sponsorship in the video
I love this because it’s silly. Most slashers don’t really give much backstory or villain development but a bear on cocaine is a strange one and I love it. The characters are wacky and slash( i think that’s his name, it’s the blonde teenager in the yellow t shirt) is honestly hilarious. I preferred the side characters to the main plot with the mum and two kids, but their plot had some funny moments. It has decent gore, especially with the guy that got beheaded and the ranger that got scraped on the road. It has a ‘silly 80s-90s random slasher movie’ vibe but it’s done well enough that it’s good
Agreed
I think the problem is too many people went in thinking this was going to be a slapstick comedy, which it is not and were disappointed. I didn't know much about the movie except the title and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thought the entire scene with the Paramedics was the best. This movie may rest on your own definition of what comedy is, which is very subjective. RIP in Ray Liotta, I would have seen this movie just for one of his last performances.
In real life the bear did ingest cocaine but the killing spree it went on was pure fiction
No one got killed by it in real life
I saw it in theatre
I honestly loved it very much.
Fun and entertaining movie 😂😂
Idk if it’s just my ADHD-induced lack of time awareness, but I just breezed through the lackluster character-oriented scenes and only had one thought throughout the rest of the movie: “Yoooo those guys are getting torn apart by a bear that’s high on crack, that’s pretty crazy”
I genuinely don't get how people found this movie to be fun, the characters were completely flat and not interesting, the humor was both lacking and not great for the most part and the actual bear didn't even have much screen time. This movie could've been 10 times more fun if they just leaned into the ridiculousness of the situation and had the bear kill a bunch of people in fun ways. It doesn't even need good writing, just make it so that we don't have to sit through a bunch of boring filler until the bear finally does something
I assumed that animals would not like the smell of Flour and would not want to eat it, nor eat a lot of it 😂 I guess I was wrong.
how did the one kid escape by climbing a tree? it's a black bear they're known for climbing trees very quickly!
Why are you trying to find logic in the movie called "cocaine bear" 😂
It's explained in the movie that he thought bears couldn't climb trees. He is a child, after all.
This is one of the movies of all time and I love it.
How the actual heck did you fall asleep during cocaine bear, that movie made me have a million heart attacks
I mean you get what you pay for, you go to pay and see a dumb fun movie thats what you get lmao
the only reason this movie did well was memes, really.
the trailers for the movie were far more interesting than the movie itself, and the actual real life story was wild.
So basically like Morbius
yeh.
Cocalne bear will be remembered through out the history because it was chosen by a twitter poll. Bad story, bad writing still did good enough.
When I found out that this movie was a comedy based on a real event involving a bear's death, I was disgusted.
0:58 don’t worry one rumble makes competition for TH-cam. They’ll probably lighten up.
I thought it was pretty damn fun. It's not Casablanca obviously, but it delivered mostly what it was selling, imo of course. I usually agree with ya Elvis, don't agree with you here. Ah well. Different strokes.
No mention of the ambulance scene? Wow. Honestly one of my favorite scenes of the year so far. Everything about that 5 mins or so was perfection.