COCAlNE BEAR - Why Does Everyone Love This???

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  • @ElvistheAlien
    @ElvistheAlien  ปีที่แล้ว +196

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    • @tdw1127
      @tdw1127 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No thanks.

    • @Screech6237
      @Screech6237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo

    • @ExtremeMonke
      @ExtremeMonke ปีที่แล้ว +11

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    • @xenomorphairsofting8988
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    • @olhix7272
      @olhix7272 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that not Ice Cubes son?

  • @somerandolad
    @somerandolad ปีที่แล้ว +3950

    If this were a movie with Nicolas Cage dressed as a bear, this would've been an A++.

    • @PooPooLord69
      @PooPooLord69 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Actually true tho

    • @willett.york11
      @willett.york11 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Nah that would be too epic

    • @michelleanderson245
      @michelleanderson245 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They probably could have saved this movie with Cage

    • @Mondoness
      @Mondoness ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So like from The Wicker Man? Were the scene hes dressed in a bear suit and knocking out women. A movie? Yeah, I'd pay to see it.

    • @irishjoe9195
      @irishjoe9195 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mondonessgreat scene

  • @_The_Archive_
    @_The_Archive_ ปีที่แล้ว +1936

    Fun Fact: Cocaine Bear was intended to be a temporary working title. The producers decided to release it under that name as they "...couldn't think of anything else".

  • @morganboes7641
    @morganboes7641 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    For a movie called Cocaine Bear, there was not nearly enough Cocaine Bear in this film.

    • @poultry-lover6665
      @poultry-lover6665 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro the entire movie is around coke

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die!
      I think it was called _The Bystanders Who Couldn't Slow Down."_

    • @mordakie3805
      @mordakie3805 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you didnt watch it?

    • @morganboes7641
      @morganboes7641 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mordakie3805 I did, and I wish there were more scenes with the bear fucking shit up.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @mord so you did watch it?

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss ปีที่แล้ว +61

    One kid escapes a bear by CLIMBING A TREE? That's like escaping a crocodile by jumping in the water!

    • @ArcticKrill
      @ArcticKrill ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or climbing a tree. Crocodiles can climb trees

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ArcticKrill Say what? That can't be. Like straight-up straight-up tree? Vertical.

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ArcticKrill
      I thought crocodiles could launch themselves out of the water vertically to catch birds/cranes - didn't know they could climb trees too! 0_0
      Maybe they can climb low-hanging trees? I doubt they'd be effective climbers as much as bears are, but I wouldn't be surprised that they could get some upward mobility since they can run fast on land.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you identify as a tree, then yes, a croc will climb you.

    • @JonathanHayes-uz3ee
      @JonathanHayes-uz3ee 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      everybody knows crocodiles hate water.

  • @shotpack8374
    @shotpack8374 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    Fun fact: the bear’s body was given to a taxidermist and turn into a statue nicknamed “Pablo escabear”(look it up) and was given to a museum where it stayed for a while and even had some merchandise and was eventually moved to a warehouse where it’s currently staying

    • @skebapplejefferiso308
      @skebapplejefferiso308 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Really? Pablo Esco-bear?

    • @shotpack8374
      @shotpack8374 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@skebapplejefferiso308 it’s true

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A museum? I thought it was on display in a mall in Kentucky.

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought it was a cgi bear

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AshChiCupcak it is

  • @admiralweb27
    @admiralweb27 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    I can't wait for the sequel, Cocaine Bear: Blood and Honey.

    • @azaanimations319
      @azaanimations319 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Pooh Vs. Cocaine Bear: Coke and Honey
      My bet is on Pooh.

    • @nightmarishcompositions4536
      @nightmarishcompositions4536 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@azaanimations319 This is the Freddy vs. Jason of modern times.

    • @azaanimations319
      @azaanimations319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nightmarishcompositions4536 Yup.

    • @azaanimations319
      @azaanimations319 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nightmarishcompositions4536 In the end, both realize that they're actually besties because they're both addicted to sugary substances, so they band together to fight the mastermind behind it all, Freddy Fazbear.

    • @MSinistrari
      @MSinistrari ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They should do something with the Italian Cocaine Boars. Some wild boars got into a drug dealer's warehouse in Tuscany and went on a rampage with the cocaine they ate.

  • @ablationer
    @ablationer ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Fun fact: The part where the bear jumps down from one tree and climbs up the other one is actually how fast bears can really climb trees. The unrealistic part is the slow, suspenseful climb to build tension.

  • @KrazzeeKane
    @KrazzeeKane ปีที่แล้ว +170

    15:18 -- that part where the bear zooms up the 2nd tree is actually quite accurate. Bears can scale trees that fast no problem, if you look up videos it's terrifying how quickly they can fly up a tree like it's nothing.
    Makes me feel bad for the first poor bastard in history who thought he could escape a bear by climbing a tree. What a surprise he must have had, short-lived though it was lol

  • @not__jon
    @not__jon ปีที่แล้ว +81

    So I am an emergency medical responder. And to the point of the limbs being ripped off and not gushing blood is actually pretty accurate. I have been on a good about of calls where someone is missing fingers, and a few where they had actually lost a limb due to a machinery accident. Well, it's weird how the body works but in all those calls there was a big absence of blood. You're body almost knows that those are missing and stops blood flow to the large wound. Thought I would share! I really enjoyed this movie but the commentary honestly was really spot on!

    • @protoman1214
      @protoman1214 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well I am no first responder, but I did see a man get his leg ripped off by a train and the amount of blood was absolutely crazy. So its definitely not always the way you say

    • @burgeJoint
      @burgeJoint 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@protoman1214 i am no first responder, i've also never seen a mans leg get ripped pff by ba train with a crazy amount of blood. but i can say with certaintly that at one point i got smacked on the head by a black walnut and didnt bleed. that is all.

  • @mostlyharmfulll2103
    @mostlyharmfulll2103 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    One issue I have with the movie is how it had too many characters doing nothing.
    Like the policewoman who turned out to be a traitor and then just walked away without the reveal of her betrayal influencing anything.
    The mother and the kids not meeting the drug dealers until the finale also felt weird. It seems the writer created a lot of characters but had no idea what to do with them or how to combine their arcs into one coherent story. Hard agree that there were way too many characters.

  • @lillonerboi504
    @lillonerboi504 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The real cocaine bear, Pablo Escobear, is actually by marriage laws in Kentucky, a viable candidate to oversee a marriage as an official marriage officiant, so long as those involved *believe* the bear is a true marriage officiant.

  • @xdlakatos2535
    @xdlakatos2535 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I watched this with friends directly after black adam, so compared to that this is a cinematic masterpiece in my books lmao

    • @CaptainRandom69
      @CaptainRandom69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk I found black Adam much more entertaining

  • @TheAdidasKnifer
    @TheAdidasKnifer ปีที่แล้ว +314

    There's a Documentary on Peacock about the Cocaine Bear and the pilot at the beginning of the movie. It shows everyone who was involved with the "case". From the homeowner who found the pilot in his front yard to the park ranger who found the Bear with a bag of cocaine. They interview the agents and officers who were after the pilot and the first to arrive at the scene. They talk about the pilot and how crazy the guy was. They even mentioned Woody Harrelson's father and how he was involved. It's crazy how this shit happened in real life. I recommend you guys to watch it.

    • @emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth
      @emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ''how Woody Harrelson's father was involved''
      He wasn't.
      He assassinated the judge that was overlooking that case, that's it.

    • @hellbunniez3
      @hellbunniez3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouthhelp that doesn’t make sense either huh???? woody harrelson’s dad killed someone??? 😭😭😭

    • @emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth
      @emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellbunniez3 wut.
      Speak English, kid.

    • @lanceschmidt28
      @lanceschmidt28 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a very bad man. He was an American hitman and organized crime figure who was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., In 1960, one year before Woody was born, he was convicted of armed robbery. He was tried and acquitted of the 1968 murder of Alan Berg, convicted in 1973 for the 1968 murder for hire killing of Sam Degelia. He also claimed to have assassinated President Kennedy. Another interesting part to this story is that Matthew McConaughey believes that he and Woody Harrelson may be half brothers as, according to Matthew's mother, Charles and her were hooking up around the time Matthew was conceived. Woody and Matthew have mentioned that they would both be interested in getting DNA testing done, but I am unaware if this actually has happened.

    • @ericsmith718
      @ericsmith718 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth Well that soounds like he was very involved!!

  • @marcusholder6508
    @marcusholder6508 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    I felt the same way about this movie. The problem isn't that it's too much unapologetic dumb fun, it's that there's too little. Its surprisingly boring and with very little action and humour. The response is always, "it's a movie called cocaine bear, what did you expect?" Gee I don't know, THE ACTUAL COCAINE BEAR? I'd actually recommend the Babysitter movies because as dumb as they are, its far more entertaining than this.

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have watched The Babysitter movies and thought that at least this movie wasn't annoying. I just can't stand the actors in Babysitter, but the ones here never really got on my nerves. The Babysitter films are dumb fun, but I hate watching them for the annoying older kids and even the main kid trying to survive annoys me

    • @DogInATaco
      @DogInATaco ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They'll spend 20 minutes introducing a character as someone we should care about, just to have them get killed in 10 seconds in the next scene. Made no sense.

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Exactly what I thought. One of the most boring movies of the year and I can't fathom how so many people said it's fun to watch and some even said it's a good movie, like wut?

    • @HamSlammer456
      @HamSlammer456 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Went to see it cheap one Sunday afternoon, thinking it would at least be dumb fun.
      Holy shit, what a boring movie. A lot of the dialogue seems like it's bad improv they decided to keep in for some reason.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree with you 100%! But you don't even mention the HALF DOZEN pointless, utterly random side stories. Elvis touches on this issue but just check me if I'm forgetting one:
      1. The couple at the beginning are just randomly Norwegian or something. No big deal by itself, but when you consider it in context...
      2. "HanSolo" is SUPER-GRIEVING his dead wife while neglecting his son and trying to go straight AT THE SAME TIME!
      3. Ray Liotta is upset at having to take care of his grandson.
      4. The female cop is actually a bad guy, but it DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE OR CHANGE ANYTHING!!
      5. The head detective's utterly inexplicable "dog problem".
      6. The "gang" of three kids terrorizing a FU@KING NATIONAL PARK!! (What kind of "gang" works a Park?)
      7. The park ranger is trying to "hook up" while also voicing aspirations to work at a better park.
      I think I'm missing a thing or two, but just look at that mess. AND NONE OF IT MATTERED!!! 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂️

  • @MisticPhish420
    @MisticPhish420 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Fun Fact there was an extremely gory extended death cut from the film where Olaf gets his face torn off and eaten by the bear 😅

  • @Vae1769
    @Vae1769 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i actually live right by where the cocaine bear was found irl
    i went to see the movie with a friend and there was only one other guy in the entire theater, and he left after around 15 minutes, so we just got to laugh and make fun of the movie out loud, and it was probably my favorite movie experience from the last couple of years

  • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
    @oleksandrbyelyenko435 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I found it hilarious when the bear was chasing the ambulance while 80's Depeche Mode was planning on the background.

  • @supercooledits123
    @supercooledits123 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    this is the easiest move to write, just have a lot of bizzare scenarios and a bunch of jokes + a cocaine bear, and you've got yourself a movie.

    • @yamadiyoo9658
      @yamadiyoo9658 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly from the tok trailer I thought this movie was going to be silly like "Mouse Hunt" instead it was one of those Asylum horror/"thriller" flicks that I hate and don't watch even when nothings on.

    • @thefakestbrandon
      @thefakestbrandon ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You don't even need the bear to show up a whole lot. Just enough to put in the trailers. Instead, you can just have a bunch of high people say wACkY things.

    • @bdkplaysx
      @bdkplaysx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quality of work is declining everywhere, not just in Hollywood. these kids are gonna be my doctors one day and that's scarier than this movie could ever be.

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but do you have yourself a good movie is the ?

    • @thefakestbrandon
      @thefakestbrandon ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lowlowseesee No. But it'll make a shit ton of money, simply due to its crazy premise. And that's all that matters in the end.

  • @Chazreal
    @Chazreal ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The only thing better than Cocaine Bear is the inevitable gutter trawl of likely trope sequels to come like Meth Puma or Opiate Panda, or an anticipated cross-over like Crack-Squirrel-Nado.

    • @von_blitzkreig8928
      @von_blitzkreig8928 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think I read somewhere that there's already several in production.

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's cocaine shark on tubi. It's bad bad.. I got through 5 min an called it a day

    • @Chazreal
      @Chazreal ปีที่แล้ว

      I've always been a sucker for "bad movies" I love most of Tromas productions, I love shock value when done right or to a comedically excessive degree for plot drive. However we have to acknowledge a definitive standard before it becomes a "let's toss random shit in a blender on drugs, throw it at the wall (our audience) to see what sticks, lather rinse and repeat, and then call it a day, capitalism baby! $$$$

  • @coolerthanafrieza4726
    @coolerthanafrieza4726 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your wife falling asleep on you while your falling asleep is so adorable it reminds me of me and sis when we watch movies except its not literally she just falls asleep on the couch in the during the movie every time 😂

  • @Lutherstrode17492
    @Lutherstrode17492 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If the multiverse is real, then I hope there’s a universe where the bear didn’t die, gave birth to a bunch of cocaine-addicted cubs, and then goes on to fight Thanos😂

    • @ryangriggs9621
      @ryangriggs9621 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is this universe. All that happens but the thanos thing got left out due to time restrictions.

    • @Lutherstrode17492
      @Lutherstrode17492 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryangriggs9621 nah it’s because Josh Brolin was busy.

  • @get-memed
    @get-memed ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I watched this with my grandpa and he laughed so loud when the ambulance crash happened XD

  • @peety0792
    @peety0792 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If the events in real life were similar to the events in the movie, this would have been one of the craziest stories ever told

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its like Snakes on a Plane, where the title is the thing everyone likes.

  • @youngrootv
    @youngrootv ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Thank you for teaching me how to make coke in my basement Elvis!

  • @sophiastargazer
    @sophiastargazer ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The Babysitter and The Babysitter: Killer Queen are awesome. They're kinda trashy and really goofy, but in the best way. They know exactly what they are and fully embrace it. The director said that he'd like to make it a trilogy, so I really hope that a third one gets made.

    • @marcusholder6508
      @marcusholder6508 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I pray to god for a third Babysitter movie at least thrice a day.

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The characters are so fucking annoying tho lol. Idk one person who thinks King Bach is funny..

    • @ZeusKabooze
      @ZeusKabooze ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lets hope Cole and Max get another bro moment. I love their chemistry!

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatkidcgonzo look at DMC Nero should be annoying as fuk but people got used to them and now DMC is huge

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@senritsujumpsuit6021 Yeah, but King Bach will always be annoying af lol. Bella Thorne drove me crazy in there too.

  • @ShenZxro
    @ShenZxro ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This movie is a perfect example of just having a stupidly fun time with your friends, you aren’t really watching this for anything but sheer enjoyment
    And I think the movie does it’s job well enough for a fun night out with a group. I pretty much enjoyed it overall

  • @crazymage5316
    @crazymage5316 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There was like only one joke that got a giggle out of me and it was the long pause when they opened the door saw the bear and shot the guys head

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the ambulance scene?
      Many regard that as the funniest part 😂

  • @xdlucky183
    @xdlucky183 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Regardless of opinions on the movie, RIP Ray Liotta

  • @TanksyTube
    @TanksyTube ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the edits and clips you threw in are way funnier than the entire movie

  • @JustinZarian
    @JustinZarian ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My wife saw this in a theater with her friend, and they both weren’t sure how they felt about it. Then I watched some of it on Peacock with her when it went to streaming and she’s like ‘oh no, this is pretty bad.’ And I whole heartedly agree.
    Of course, I saw Elizabeth Banks’ name on the director credit and could figure that out right away. Screw you, Pitch Perfect 2!

  • @hhfggvogtthehy6451
    @hhfggvogtthehy6451 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This is basically a big budget B-movie and I love it.

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like the fact that Elizabeth banks was the director. I like her and ridiculous movies are my jam.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@AshChiCupcakyou liked Charlie's angels and movie 43 huh?

    • @Yeetusdeletus897
      @Yeetusdeletus897 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly how I felt

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iHaveTheDocuments Yes I liked Charles angels. I'm actually not sure if I saw the one she did, there's so many. But I liked all of them, even the bad ones. And I haven't seen 43 but now I want to. I am VERY easy to entertain and to please and I like it that way because you have to try REAL hard to make me not like something.

    • @Jhayzer021
      @Jhayzer021 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@iHaveTheDocumentsTo be fair Banks did a great job as Rita Repulsa in Power Rangers.

  • @Anemiuh
    @Anemiuh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seeing as it's another case of "so bad, it's good", I can see why.

  • @surreal_dreams
    @surreal_dreams ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The guy that wrote the babysitter killer queen is the one behind Cocaine Bear ? But, the Babysitter is genuinely a really fun movie, I would've expected Cocaine Bear to be fun as well. Seriously, give the babysitter a chance.

  • @cr144mc6
    @cr144mc6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Elvis is so unintentionally wholesome

  • @ChunkyMexican
    @ChunkyMexican ปีที่แล้ว +83

    2 alien videos in one month????
    Is this a blessing from the lord?

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love every time we see your wife in the clips of you watching these movies. She always seems so unimpressed lol

  • @SolisFactor
    @SolisFactor ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I went in expecting a spoof on creature features and that's exactly what I got, and I ended up really liking it tbh.

    • @charlestheperson.4371
      @charlestheperson.4371 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same, I don’t really get the hate. I went to the theater to watch a good dumb movie, that’s exactly what I got

    • @meatpeopledoingmeatthings7118
      @meatpeopledoingmeatthings7118 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah i’m kinda confused why people in the comments here hate it so much. I went in with very little expectations just hoped for a lil laugh and I had a great time.

    • @LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf
      @LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The main issue with the movie is that it was very drawn out and the bear hardly had any screentime, It was really slow and dwelled on things that had nothing to do with the actual plot. Aside from that, the scenes with the bear onscreen were great but there just wasn't enough of that.

    • @zoomingby
      @zoomingby 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@charlestheperson.4371 It was boring as shit. No one was going to this for college cinema class level character development. That's not what this movie should've been, and that's not why anyone showed up. I didn't care about any of the characters as none of them were interesting. You don't get the hate? You can't really be suggesting that this movie was so good and so interesting that a fair number of people couldn't find themselves bored and unimpressed?

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I remember correctly... the drunk tattoo wasnt actually a spelling mistake, it was the name of the pilot who died at the beginning. He got drunk and his true love feelings came out and he got the guys name tattooed. He said it was a misspelling of a girls name, because homophobia

  • @thevodkavillain556
    @thevodkavillain556 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'll tell you why everyone loves it, it's because there is a bear on cocalne absolutely beautiful

  • @penrose427
    @penrose427 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    how did the one kid escape by climbing a tree? it's a black bear they're known for climbing trees very quickly!

    • @0912sooli
      @0912sooli ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you trying to find logic in the movie called "cocaine bear" 😂

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's explained in the movie that he thought bears couldn't climb trees. He is a child, after all.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die!
    I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_

  • @mag4866
    @mag4866 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The ambulance scene was hilarious. I laughed my ass off 🤣 🤣🤣

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best part of the film 😂

  • @resunrezbul9843
    @resunrezbul9843 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I did not expect him to post this early but still am super happy

  • @patricknotstarf7678
    @patricknotstarf7678 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    okay yeah making a movie based on a real bear who sniffed flour is cool and all but when are we getting a movie about other bears like Hank the Tank or The Boss?
    gotta show those bears some love aswell!

  • @joshnunya324
    @joshnunya324 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aight, weird plot points, a dropped one, R.I.P Ray Liotta, fun to watch with friends, and Margo Martindale's death was insane

  • @timstronghp
    @timstronghp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ah yes, Ice Cube's son and young Han Solo, my favorite drug dealer duo

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TH-cam not allowing to write c word is wild, TH-cam doesnt disappoint when it comes to disappointing

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su ปีที่แล้ว +18

    it's so apologetically unhinged and i love it

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean unapologetically?

  • @YourDadYoda
    @YourDadYoda ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate bad movies sometimes, this was one of those times. I had some fun watching it.

  • @dezzie6885
    @dezzie6885 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the sole reason this movie succeeded. I could do with more absurdity but still I'm obsessed.

  • @Xoddam_3A
    @Xoddam_3A ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nicolas Cage wouldve made this movie 10x better

  • @kaiserpuppydog7174
    @kaiserpuppydog7174 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When I read the real story of the bear I felt sad. I hope he wasn't in pain for long.

    • @ryancampbell2192
      @ryancampbell2192 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure if you eat literal kilos of coke, you are feeling absolutely *zero* pain.😅😂

    • @kaiserpuppydog7174
      @kaiserpuppydog7174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryancampbell2192 After the severe chest pain and cardiac arrest, you mean? Ha Ha Ha so funny!

  • @kitty-cat9966
    @kitty-cat9966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It should’ve been a Netflix original not a theatrical release personally

  • @JakeSDN
    @JakeSDN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They had those names because Frozen features a lot of SNOW.

  • @cas6359
    @cas6359 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i had fun watching it while drunk with my family but I wish it had been better honestly

  • @kyannawarner6879
    @kyannawarner6879 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It was a decent fun movie to just lose yourself in and not give much thought to. The ambulance scene was good lol

  • @rialyandriamiseza9814
    @rialyandriamiseza9814 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't knows what is up with wives but they all fall asleep on the couch while watching a movie 😂😂

  • @speedrunmcporridge286
    @speedrunmcporridge286 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this because it’s silly. Most slashers don’t really give much backstory or villain development but a bear on cocaine is a strange one and I love it. The characters are wacky and slash( i think that’s his name, it’s the blonde teenager in the yellow t shirt) is honestly hilarious. I preferred the side characters to the main plot with the mum and two kids, but their plot had some funny moments. It has decent gore, especially with the guy that got beheaded and the ranger that got scraped on the road. It has a ‘silly 80s-90s random slasher movie’ vibe but it’s done well enough that it’s good

  • @serendiplays
    @serendiplays ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i literally just opened youtube for the first time in days. thanks for posting this exclusively for me

  • @TheFlashesGreatestEnemy
    @TheFlashesGreatestEnemy ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I saw this movie and right after me and family left the theatre, my dad said "why did they make this a movie" and I just agreed with him.

  • @meaganyoung452
    @meaganyoung452 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just saw Scott Seiss do some live comedy a couple days ago and he’s fucking hilarious, highly recommend seeing him if he’s touring near you, he needs more exposure

    • @meaganyoung452
      @meaganyoung452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALSO I thought this movie was dumb fun, and would watch it with someone who hadn’t seen it yet, but probably won’t watch again on my own

  • @Sisren86
    @Sisren86 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven't watched the video yet and I can't speak for everyone, but to asnwer the title's question, personally I love Cocalne Bear simply because I'm a huge Ray Liotta fan and its his final movie.
    EDIT AFTER WATCHING: I completely agree with everything you said. But...Ray Liotta... :(

  • @newageprometheus
    @newageprometheus ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your wife falling asleep on your shoulder is low-key adorable, though.

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The bear died of an overdose. Anyways today's video is sponsored by War Thunder!"

  • @ThePkmnYPerson
    @ThePkmnYPerson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I imagine it was to save on CGI, but focusing on the humans without making them entertaining instead of giving the spotlight to the bear would be like if Sing 3 kept the music to a minimum.

  • @dagg497
    @dagg497 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Elvid and Pewdiepie are my parasocial friends; and me & my girlfriend thank them for many Entertaining hours, and shit movies we had to watch 😅 "The Sand" was a Blast!

  • @iantempleton313
    @iantempleton313 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I felt the same way. It felt like a lot of build up with little to no pay off. Most of the jokes didn’t land, and I left thinking “okay, that was dumb, and It’ll probably be forgotten about in a couple months.”

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least the kills are pretty outrageous and some of the jokes are legit great (such as the kids doing coke, the “deer are doing it” line, and the ambulance scene).

    • @LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf
      @LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the movie had some good potential, but ended up in the wrong hands.

  • @6sixsins
    @6sixsins ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I looked at so many ads for this movie at movie theaters. Finally I get a review of it.

  • @bethd1480
    @bethd1480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the problem is too many people went in thinking this was going to be a slapstick comedy, which it is not and were disappointed. I didn't know much about the movie except the title and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thought the entire scene with the Paramedics was the best. This movie may rest on your own definition of what comedy is, which is very subjective. RIP in Ray Liotta, I would have seen this movie just for one of his last performances.

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 ปีที่แล้ว

      In real life the bear did ingest cocaine but the killing spree it went on was pure fiction
      No one got killed by it in real life

  • @dwl9596
    @dwl9596 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I found out that this movie was a comedy based on a real event involving a bear's death, I was disgusted.

  • @LittlleJimmy941
    @LittlleJimmy941 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't think being a history buff alone is enough to get someone to love War Thunder

  • @fruitrolled
    @fruitrolled ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That stethoscope thing is pretty accurate, although it's more of a pretty heavy muffling than an all out blockage.

  • @MrRetroDev
    @MrRetroDev ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One thing I've noticed in the comments is that some people are saying they went in with high expectations, that's their first mistake. Why would you go into a movie about a bear that gets high on cocain and goes on a rampage, with high expectations???

  • @bkarnhem874
    @bkarnhem874 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It was actually quite a serious movie. I expected it to be wild and weird

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um, it was pretty wild and funny

    • @zoomingby
      @zoomingby 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RB01.10 Um, it's almost like people can have different opinions. Weird right?

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zoomingby True, but it was intended as a dark comedy.

  • @mikigameplays
    @mikigameplays ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I saw it in theatre
    I honestly loved it very much.
    Fun and entertaining movie 😂😂

  • @zombiekupo
    @zombiekupo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    honestly one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while ngl

  • @DivineDivinium
    @DivineDivinium ปีที่แล้ว +2

    R.I.P. Ray Liotta.

  • @wifegrant
    @wifegrant ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find myself enjoying movies in the 60 range on Rotten Tomatoes more than things in the 70s to 90s.

  • @sheetpalpatine1009
    @sheetpalpatine1009 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Because it’s a bear on cocaine, what is there not to get

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just not a funny joke

    • @owensks
      @owensks ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthcinema4262a bear once did ingest tons of cocaine

  • @PrinzAviator
    @PrinzAviator ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched this with my brother shortly after it came out and my reaction was basically one of indifference once the credits rolled.

  • @Seoul_Soldier
    @Seoul_Soldier ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason people like this movie? You didn't have to watch a bunch of other movies, video games, and comic books to understand the plot. You just watch a movie about a fucked up bear and then promptly forget about it. It's the perfect popcorn movie.

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cause it’s such a simple concept and a huge laugh riot of course.

  • @SaladV296
    @SaladV296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I genuinely don't get how people found this movie to be fun, the characters were completely flat and not interesting, the humor was both lacking and not great for the most part and the actual bear didn't even have much screen time. This movie could've been 10 times more fun if they just leaned into the ridiculousness of the situation and had the bear kill a bunch of people in fun ways. It doesn't even need good writing, just make it so that we don't have to sit through a bunch of boring filler until the bear finally does something

  • @RdnFikri
    @RdnFikri ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly enjoyed it, lmao, because the movie was inteded to be comedy, so I didn't really expect anything. But yeah, the problem is that the movie was also trying to be horror movie by having a cliche horror moments and the bear not being what an actual bear is, like I thought the bear was supposed to be super aggresive, but no, they had to make it goofy too.

  • @david.cr96
    @david.cr96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol... I am from a part of Spain (Galicia) that has a very important, quite recent past related to this substance. And the fact you call it flour is funny because the Galician word for flour (fariña) is exactly what people know this substance for there and how they called it in those circles 😅

  • @RaxusPrime29
    @RaxusPrime29 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Put simply, this movie achieves what it sets out to do. It's silly harmless fun. Went to see it with my friend and we loved it.

  • @chiseledline4759
    @chiseledline4759 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People who liked this must've taken a white substance before entering the theatre

  • @apreviousseagle836
    @apreviousseagle836 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite take was Jay's from RLM: "I saw a news clips of the original bear. It ate the powder and then just pha king died!"
    HAHA

  • @thiccrandy975
    @thiccrandy975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason the "you sure can" at the end of the video, scared the shit out of me... like no idea why but damn that got me. Me and my bother saw this high and didn't like it and we thought everyone's more then likely loves this movie but like no one likes it lol.

  • @danielhayes5430
    @danielhayes5430 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I personally loved this movie. Certainly no movie of the year material but it was just stupid enough to keep me entertained and laughing throughout.

  • @etzool
    @etzool ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I went into this one expecting the same thing. I think the reason I ended up loving it instead of... whatever you're feeling right now... is that I took it for what it is rather than checking out when it turned out to not be a horror monster flick. It definitely does not help when you go on to cite a late _Avengers_ movie as having been "very skilled" group writing, despite having _two dozen movies_ leading up to it where all the character development and establishment of group dynamics you end up bemoaning actually happened.
    The characters are fleshed out enough that you can get fun lines (heh) and situations that make sense in context and aren't _completely_ flat. You went into this expecting them all to be just cannon fodder, but then... you get upset because they're cliches? And the number of times you say "it's not funny" when describing parts of the movie that obviously weren't supposed to be funny... did you to into it expecting horror, get annoyed that it wasn't, and then start expecting every second of it to be comedy?
    I get that a lot of people don't like this movie. It's a particular kind of stupid that I personally really enjoy. But it's confusing to see you put out such a weird take on it; even when you rag on movies I like, I can usually laugh along and say "yep, that part was shit." This, though... maybe you're right, and we didn't watch the same movie.

  • @forkgarbage5951
    @forkgarbage5951 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bears can climb trees and very well 🤣

  • @svenssonefternamn7044
    @svenssonefternamn7044 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dog is named Rosett (Rosett is bow in swedish) also Elsa and Olof are common swedish names, so that's suppose to be a joke i guess 🤷‍♂️
    Also 🙏 meet the feebles by early peter Jackson needs a reaction 👍

  • @Tdrummer888
    @Tdrummer888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Friends and I saw it while on shrooms and it was the funniest time of my life, we were crying laughing the entire moving basically

  • @VST89
    @VST89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This film is what I would call “annoying comedy”

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I agree. It's basically one joke on repeat that overstays its welcome. I get wanting something that isn't a cgi snorefest or something with forced wokeness, but this isn't much better

  • @NelsonStJames
    @NelsonStJames ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be completely honest the CGI in this film is better than a few films with budgets of over 200 and 300 million. And now that studios consider their job to be content creators and are pumping out movies on an already determined schedule you no longer have the time to craft a great film.
    “Everybody” loves this, because it’s something different, and that’s something audiences haven’t gotten from Hollywood films in a long time.

  • @yippiekyeyae
    @yippiekyeyae ปีที่แล้ว

    "the events that happened irl aren't as exciting but is kinda funny"
    Cut to: "the bear died of an overdose" 💀

  • @mattmccomas1
    @mattmccomas1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought it was pretty damn fun. It's not Casablanca obviously, but it delivered mostly what it was selling, imo of course. I usually agree with ya Elvis, don't agree with you here. Ah well. Different strokes.
    No mention of the ambulance scene? Wow. Honestly one of my favorite scenes of the year so far. Everything about that 5 mins or so was perfection.