The worst part is that it's true. A: I asked the same question, nobody could answer B: If they were qualified they would fail the drug test C: If they somehow made it through training they would quit before work started D. If they somehow managed to make it more than a week they would get snatched by corporate or have "the other job" call them back. E: Get pregnant, DUI, fight a customer, fuck a customer, or any number of possible litigious events could occur and they would no longer be able to work.... I swear I could throw jobs at hordes of starving people and none of em could or would do the work.
The fact that she didn't define integrity suggests that he wasn't after the exact definition, but close enough, as well as other qualities like calmness and fluency, self-assuredness, being natural and agreeable. Also, he was very different towards them all. It is not science.
I'm sure it's also hard being arecruiter but I hope you never asked an engineer why they wanted to work or your company or what their core values are or some bs like that...
I'm sure it's also hard being arecruiter but I hope you never asked an engineer why they wanted to work or your company or what their core values are or some bs like that...
@@pladimir_vutin of course not. As far as "core values" are concerned, I arrange a meet and greet with the team the applicant would be working in, so both the team and the applicant have a chance to feel each other out, if they fit together. The "why do you want to work here" question is just dumb and stupid in any regard.
Actually that seems like a very good strategy to get a job...have your friends also apply with fake cvs and interview before you and they just bomb it. then you show up with average and normal skills and behaviour and you get the job :)
As comedy this is a bit weak. It's funny but not delivered correctly. It is hoovering around various taboos. So that is correct. But it takes more. The setup is correct, usually it builds up in three sequences but four is ok. The "milking" of the jokes arent fully extended. So the sexual assault had more to give as well as the serialkiller. It is the interviewer who is to one dimensional and the writer can't keep the tension. His solution is to stack up scenes/setups. But that is almost ok, had the final scene delivered. But to keep the tension isn't easiest thing. So good job! Keep em coming!
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Better ending: Oh, okay. At least your honest about it. Lets go onto the next question...
This actually made my night. Hilarious skit 🤣🤣🤣
The worst part is that it's true. A: I asked the same question, nobody could answer B: If they were qualified they would fail the drug test C: If they somehow made it through training they would quit before work started D. If they somehow managed to make it more than a week they would get snatched by corporate or have "the other job" call them back. E: Get pregnant, DUI, fight a customer, fuck a customer, or any number of possible litigious events could occur and they would no longer be able to work.... I swear I could throw jobs at hordes of starving people and none of em could or would do the work.
Ironic. Her "integrity" wouldn't let her lie about killing 8 people.
What ?
Ohhhh ....I should have watched to the end
Why it didnt stop her from killing 8 people
@@testla3383 because killing isn't synonymous with dishonesty or morality.
@@JD-go2qj killing has nothing to do with morality? lol
"Well I've killed many people" - LMAO I'M DEAD 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I wasn't sure if she said fillet or fillate.
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okay, and with that it was absolutely funny!
Good stuff, everyone....
Definitely using for my class. Hilarious!
This is a very good skit, deserves more views!
Well done!! We owe you a beer and maybe that will calm you down!!!
**looks up integrity**
Thanks for the video, it really made my day.
Good short! I can’t help but feel this production loosely parallels much of the interviewing scene presently existing today. 🎭
Hahahaha ... been there ... (The interviewer ... not the Serial Killer)!
I like the nervous buzzcut guy. Hes so cute and awkward
The fact that she didn't define integrity suggests that he wasn't after the exact definition, but close enough, as well as other qualities like calmness and fluency, self-assuredness, being natural and agreeable. Also, he was very different towards them all. It is not science.
What a creative idea that is gonna be stolen for an Egyptian film 😂
It's absolutely funny
i laugh so hard every time I watch this
Hilarious 10/10
interviewing in person feels like a distant past now
99% of job interviews I go on are in person!!?
😂❤
The music at the end of the video is by the Young Holt Trio. The song is called a Soulful Strut. Good choice.👍
2:37 I cannot stop laughing
Imagine the girl hired all those men to look just stupid so that she sounded intelligent and BOOM job😂
Somebody has been a manager before.
You know you went to google to check the definition of integrity …
No!
Shouldn't there be a purchase link for the chair?
I've interviewed all these people!
you dont do these type of videos anymore? :( its good and funny..
That last candidate is pretty.
I'm interviewing more people each year by now, that I ever interviewed for a job myself by now..... I didn't laugh, I cried.
I'm sure it's also hard being arecruiter but I hope you never asked an engineer why they wanted to work or your company or what their core values are or some bs like that...
I'm sure it's also hard being arecruiter but I hope you never asked an engineer why they wanted to work or your company or what their core values are or some bs like that...
@@pladimir_vutin of course not. As far as "core values" are concerned, I arrange a meet and greet with the team the applicant would be working in, so both the team and the applicant have a chance to feel each other out, if they fit together.
The "why do you want to work here" question is just dumb and stupid in any regard.
Doing great ....would also like to be part of you
Fricking BRILLIANT!
Super
Great sketch generally. The problem hear the last line. Is it "I killed people" or something else?
the perfect candidate do not exist.
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🌈😄😄 integrity
Integrity let me say I have intergrity to have an honda integra type r
Comedy aside always look for jobs when you don't need it so you can decline continuing interviews that asks for definitions.
😃😃😃😁👏👏
Actually that seems like a very good strategy to get a job...have your friends also apply with fake cvs and interview before you and they just bomb it. then you show up with average and normal skills and behaviour and you get the job :)
book the two interviews the same day - fifteen minutes apart
Who can tell me what "Kelly People" is?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅🤣🤣
So hard to find good people these days.
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LMAO
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As comedy this is a bit weak. It's funny but not delivered correctly. It is hoovering around various taboos. So that is correct. But it takes more. The setup is correct, usually it builds up in three sequences but four is ok. The "milking" of the jokes arent fully extended. So the sexual assault had more to give as well as the serialkiller. It is the interviewer who is to one dimensional and the writer can't keep the tension. His solution is to stack up scenes/setups. But that is almost ok, had the final scene delivered. But to keep the tension isn't easiest thing. So good job! Keep em coming!
Always remember we must repent of our sins (sin is transgression The Law Of Yahuah The Father in Heaven. The Law are The Books: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy). We must repent of our sins and Have Belief On Yahusha The Messiah. HE Died and Rose three days later so that we can be forgiven of our sins!
Come to HIM🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
EDITTED? Really?
What if he was just trying to get somebody to tell him what integrity means cuz he doesn't know?
... but WHICH people?
the difference between 'hero' and 'villian' is who you decide to kill :/
yikes
Integrity....
And then the next question before I even skip to it is -
What is wokeism?
A:
Exactly what this stupid video is.....