Can you tell me a joke? (Uber Confessions Ep. 8)

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  • @lemonlimez1999
    @lemonlimez1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    glasses dude got mad dad jokes LMAO

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      hahaha believe it or not i didn't even include all of them he crushed it lol he was like a joke library

    • @Hodebrot
      @Hodebrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Busty crustacean - crusty busstation. Fucking lost it. 😂

    • @nono-ze2we
      @nono-ze2we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's reading them from his phone

    • @actionwrestlingnews
      @actionwrestlingnews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This was his time to shine.....he’s been waiting for this moment forever lol

    • @kingleeq4561
      @kingleeq4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@actionwrestlingnews 😂😂

  • @ahmadnooribrahim565
    @ahmadnooribrahim565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    lol i feel like buddy in the glasses was really just waiting on the moment someone would ask "got a joke?". He LITERALLY was just waiting...patiently. Deep down in his heart he knew, he knew the day woukd come, and he was ready! God bless you, buddy in the glasses, god bless you buddy.

  • @MrKelsomatic
    @MrKelsomatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    3:15
    "Where are you from?"
    Eddie: *not even aware that she exists*

    • @kavalitanuj5523
      @kavalitanuj5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂🤣

    • @bluestar_sage
      @bluestar_sage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @tinkerbellbr9
    @tinkerbellbr9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “excuse me, sir”. so sweet

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      haha it really was... i was honestly confused about what she might say, most uber riders don't talk to me like that lol

  • @racer0695
    @racer0695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The guy in the glasses looks so happy! I love the smile on his face, like when u make ur dad laugh or something as a kid and it makes u feel so happy.

  • @nixc71
    @nixc71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The mysterious man in the backseat with the bale joke and king joke was great

  • @makade.miigwan
    @makade.miigwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    3:35 lmao “knitting jokes” 🤣 so cute

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha that cracked me up too

  • @Rexgf8
    @Rexgf8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Eddie: Can you tell me a joke?
    The glasses dude: I've been preparing for this moment my whole life!

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he was made for this video! haha

  • @middleenglanddashcammer4931
    @middleenglanddashcammer4931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    man that sally joke got me good

  • @romancatholic7461
    @romancatholic7461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "what did 50 cent grandma say to his grandma" had me gone lmao

  • @hunterdudley7209
    @hunterdudley7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    3:16 she giving u that look an getting closer.. no?;);)

    • @Anniegoolahay
      @Anniegoolahay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hunter Dudley and @3:58

    • @feraligtr3151
      @feraligtr3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I saw that too

    • @daviddoyodance3085
      @daviddoyodance3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But sadly for the girl he wasn’t even aware of her existence 🤣

    • @trentonreeves996
      @trentonreeves996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That girl definitely wanted some lol

    • @sarawolfana1768
      @sarawolfana1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “So where do you live” 😏

  • @Thelifeofzeus471
    @Thelifeofzeus471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    that batman joke got me hard, i wasnt expecting that xD

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha that was a good one

    • @Thelifeofzeus471
      @Thelifeofzeus471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eddie Doyle i wasnt ready for it at all, my humour is so dry xD hahah

    • @xarrakkhan3149
      @xarrakkhan3149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn shoulda told the joke to this guy here 4:50

  • @redherring9951
    @redherring9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy hell. I've watched a few videos of yours in my recommendations before, never subscribed. You popped up again and I've been watching for like four hours straight and this one has me ccrryying! "NOT SALLY" 😭😂

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lettss gooo welcome to the channel my friend!

  • @NiallH9
    @NiallH9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes Eddie! Needed a good laugh after bad day ✌ thanks man

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Niall Hunter dang man, sorry to hear ya had a bad day, glad the vid helped 🙏🙌 keep on keepin on

  • @totallynotthefeds36
    @totallynotthefeds36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Sally joke hurt my sides 😂😂😂

  • @susanryan5603
    @susanryan5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Eddie this vid was first up when I came into TH-cam!! Just so ya know 😉 love ur vids, keep up the good work!!

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Susan Ryan that’s super encouraging to hear! Thanks for sharing 🙏 and for the support 🙌

  • @Howard007
    @Howard007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Glasses Guy needs monthly joke confessionals with you my Man!

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha maybe I've have to pitch him that with some discounted uber rides!

  • @andygolden1609
    @andygolden1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved all the 'dad' jokes!! & the hottie sittin next to you with the come hither eyes & hand inchin around you, va va va vooom!

  • @jrmousse
    @jrmousse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    man, I wish it was me getting Eddie uber and I would definitely recognize him by his comic voice ahahahah you rock man!!

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ed Mousse Jr hahaha thanks Ed! You’re in 🇧🇷 right? You probably don’t know but Delco is this weird little place out side of philly, with people who sound like me. So when the girl said she knew I was from Delco, it’s my beautiful (totally kidding) accent she is talking about haha

  • @Juicebox12396
    @Juicebox12396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Subscribed when I seen that mitch joke at the end. He was a true genius at joke telling

  • @mej960
    @mej960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the way he looks when he laughs reminds me of another person and I can't quite remember who lol

  • @EntertainmentFamine
    @EntertainmentFamine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your content, probably so cool to meet people that enjoy your videos. It's kind of a crazy situation that the girl was starstruck by her Uber driver. Definitely not expected and hopefully you make more people realize to respect others who provide services. You're also a really humble person and have good energy, keep being you.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      appreciate the kind words my friend, all the best right back to you

  • @allegoricaldeath2995
    @allegoricaldeath2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You need more recognition. Specifically on TH-cam.

  • @ItzSam._.324
    @ItzSam._.324 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the greatest video ever XD I'm also planning to do this as a side job as well when I get older but I'm just worried I'll end up getting killed but at the same time it'll be worth it to get some laughs in XD

  • @gavinmacdonnell7481
    @gavinmacdonnell7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the hard cut after "a man walks into a bar" hahaha

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha im glad someone enjoyed that as much as i did

  • @mellomunchies
    @mellomunchies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Pretty sure I've seen glasses dude before working at a Wawa; he was very punny there too 😂

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haha im sure wherever he goes he has jokes ready lol

  • @idkarl3364
    @idkarl3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YO IVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR UBER VIDS FOR A WHILE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE THE TIKTOK GUY OMG

  • @Gianni.Arevalo
    @Gianni.Arevalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of those jokes were bad but you have an awesome attitude bud, keep it up!

  • @dionpeeters31
    @dionpeeters31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that was a wholesome laugh xD

  • @d_____________________________
    @d_____________________________ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's 4:51 AM EST and I can't stop watching your videos man what have you done to me

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha my apologies! if it makes you feel any better my sleep schedule has gone haywire during quarantine too

    • @roxxom5552
      @roxxom5552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally read this at 4:50 .. Illuminati

  • @michaelweems679
    @michaelweems679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Mitch Hedberg quote at the end earned you a subscriber. Damn, I miss Mitch.
    "I don't know if Carmex is good for a cold sore, but I do know it will make it shiny and more noticeable."
    -Mitch Hedberg

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll have you know after I found that quote I went down a Hedberg rabbit hole on TH-cam. And now I might do the same again lol

    • @michaelweems679
      @michaelweems679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Driver_Eddie the first time I heard his stand up, I knew I liked him. One of a kind delivery. I'm watching the videos of Mommom right now. Had me tearing up a little (a lot) because I lost mine 11 years ago. RIP Mommom. I just found your channel today, and I'm glad I did. It really raised my spirits. Thanks Ed.
      "Go jump in the lake." - Mommom

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelweems679 I’m glad you did too Michael ! 🙏😂❤️

    • @mertalawiscious2873
      @mertalawiscious2873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to do drugs...I still do but I used to them to....i like to say I don't do dope and pills anymore ...don't do em any less either

  • @josephmejia3756
    @josephmejia3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This kid" lmaooooo okay this girl

  • @JustAGuyHavingFun1
    @JustAGuyHavingFun1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOT SALLY! My new favorite Dad joke!

  • @fiasahmed7086
    @fiasahmed7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i didnt think the batman joke would make me laugh

  • @ElChicleSeMePego
    @ElChicleSeMePego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo, the gobble.gobble.turkey.gravy joke guy is from another universe. XD lmfao

  • @leestenson6975
    @leestenson6975 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im astounded at the amount of jokes that guy had on deck

  • @curreydouglass6032
    @curreydouglass6032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had no idea you were the tik toker with your grandma, but now I can totally hear it!!

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha yup, thats us lol

  • @kaylamcc9558
    @kaylamcc9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    She knew all the words 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha i was thoroughly impressed

  • @lordbeerus6182
    @lordbeerus6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a fellow Uber driver in NYC you're awesome dude

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I appreciate that! you've been driving during this craziness?

    • @lordbeerus6182
      @lordbeerus6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Driver_Eddie f no I'm on pending for ui even though it's frustrating

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordbeerus6182 yeah i bet but i think its the right call

  • @royh4941
    @royh4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not sally 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @59Fif
    @59Fif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yess!!!! Im late but i still saw it 😆😆5:28

  • @user-hm9fq1tp4d
    @user-hm9fq1tp4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the viner dude in the middle back was the TH-camr infinite lists

  • @Slanderpencil
    @Slanderpencil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait that’s your tick tock!? That’s so cool

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @eddiepdoyle check it out... my grandma is something else

  • @TahitiSkeez
    @TahitiSkeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    im assuming the idea for this video came from the ride with the dude with the glasses and all the jokes?

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that guy was made for this video lol

  • @dreads9536
    @dreads9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody:
    Nice young man: "I'm Asian"

  • @gsgswineflu2842
    @gsgswineflu2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glasses guy sounds like Freddie Highmore, looks kinda like an older version of him too

  • @erinkinmonth3016
    @erinkinmonth3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fav joke: bought these shoes from a drug dealer they must be laced with something because I’ve been tripping all day

  • @ryanborkowski4687
    @ryanborkowski4687 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    those girls probably don't even know who R. Kelly is

  • @idlehour
    @idlehour 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its gas dawls lmao

  • @zainassafiri9315
    @zainassafiri9315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the way the guy said I'm Asian

  • @d.bray1
    @d.bray1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude with the laffy taffy jokes 🤷‍♂️

  • @Kimbo_slyce
    @Kimbo_slyce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did the gobble gobble say to the turkey 😂

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha still one of my favorites lol

    • @michaeldetana3666
      @michaeldetana3666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol this was 🔥. I was hoping someone else thought so too.

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:03 no, to look cool you have to insert it INTO your ear

  • @djgray3393
    @djgray3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg! The Joe king joke... My best friends moms maidan name is king and her cousins name really is Joseph.. The uncle name is cole like coal. And friend is ember like fire. Camping with them...
    *lights camp fire*
    "Aahh ember just hit me in face"
    "Just put more coles on it"
    "Im not joe king thats my cousin."
    THESE ARE REAL LIFE PEOPLE no jokes

    • @djgray3393
      @djgray3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Side note. Last name hunter and Ember did some fire fighting.. So fire hunting yaaa

  • @jobe_seed6674
    @jobe_seed6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that girl meant drawffee

  • @josephmejia3756
    @josephmejia3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do u have a exhaust on ur Toyota lmao

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha no i always forget to turn the air conditioning off ... rookie mistakes

  • @najthesavior4286
    @najthesavior4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guy with the glasses with the jokes, he had to be a Author or actor just 1 of the 2.

  • @porshaz911
    @porshaz911 ปีที่แล้ว

    a joke???? What is the Easter Bunnies fave restaurant??? IHOP

  • @karroshan
    @karroshan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    u sound like Adam Sandler.. do u get that a lot? or is that only me?

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peep my newest video and I think you’ll find your answer 😜

  • @Footballfreack8778
    @Footballfreack8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could tell you drive Uber in west Chester

  • @James-xn8xe
    @James-xn8xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk why but this dude reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me? Or the guy with the glasses?

    • @James-xn8xe
      @James-xn8xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Driver_Eddie You, the way you talk is like Jerrry Seinfeld

  • @MrPtcrazy13069
    @MrPtcrazy13069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    seems like every girl that rides in the front seat starts falling in love with Eddie about halfway through the ride....like, "this guys funny and cool and I would def. date him"...

  • @Cuntexplosion
    @Cuntexplosion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:27 I'm asian xD

  • @gregmadison556
    @gregmadison556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I start driving Uber again I'm getting a mic.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a fun time for sure!

  • @californiacobra527
    @californiacobra527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, here's my best joke:
    What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
    He wiped his a$$!

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha thats pretty good.. ngl i had to think about it for a second

  • @angelapantano4972
    @angelapantano4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whats his tiktok????

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @eddiepdoyle ... its my account but my grandma steals the show lol

  • @braydonleffler3097
    @braydonleffler3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What’s your TikTok

  • @hernerweisenberg7052
    @hernerweisenberg7052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched a bunch of your videos now and it seems your likes to views rating is way below average. I believe this is due to a lack of "personal engagement" with the viewer or however you want to call it, most seem like straight uploaded cam footage that takes zero effort (bs ofc, i know theres a lot of work in videos). I really liked your "moral of the story" monologue at the end of some of them, and i bet if you had more of those, the rating would improve. Anyhow, have a good one ;)

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      appreciate the insight Herner! and thanks for watching! also.. thanks for recognizing the grind with making videos, trust me its alot more than straight uploading ha

  • @josephmejia3756
    @josephmejia3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One dislike thats what ill like to see lol

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's always gotta be one, doesn't there? lol