"Show me some guy from Oklahoma who makes tables out of sperm and an earless swimmer who can reach the bottom of the ocean" Joey is the funniest man alive, literally in tears 😂
When lee accidentally cut the music off, damn... I never laughed harder in my life the first time I saw that.. it’s like, what else should’ve happened in that situation.. it only makes sense.. and Joeys instant look of disgust at Lee was hilarious LMAOOOOO
@@TrequartistaFM so disappointed. Gary should have explained that with a curt "i dont give a fuck about syria. At allllllll" but whatever. Trumps still better than clinton
Lee gets a lot of comments about his personality and such. Many of them could be hurtful. I hope he realise that it does not matter that he is called a grown baby or any of the things people call him. There are so many who love his personality and Joey would never be where he is without him. I felt like typing this because I think there are things that bother Lee, like in his mind, self- conscious and what ever else. Im high as fuck and wanted to share some love. Never stop being Lee motherfuckin' Syatt, you are a legend in my mind. :)
Lee has social anxiety and is high as fuck on edibles and bong rips. Difference being Joey can handle it and can naturally socially control a room of people high as fuck and this is the format of 99% of podcasts
I truly miss Uncle Joey and Lee together in a room podcast forum with a guest.... Uncle Joey w/ Lee and Theo Von as guest. Priceless. These 3 gents should get together at least 2-3 times year. The handful of times they have gotten together - ended up as podcast gold.... Each are classic episodes and will be watched forever.....
know whats up? that joey diaz is a big sweaty fat man that had to pay prostitutes for sex all his life because no real women never wanted to touch him. hes got storys but he hasnt got knowledge
jordan4270 joey is a cool guy but sometimes a bully on lee as well. Let the dude watch whatever fucking movie or show he wants, eat where he wants whatever.
@UCj5mgS1Z_4QkzHZTAEJpa6g Let's be real Joey is a lying asshole. He's funny and makes up great stories and has his moments but there's no doubt he's a bully
Joey is spot on about not eating seafood on a holiday monday. The fish/shrimp/whatever has been in the fridge since the previous week, since there's no deliveries on a holiday.
the first few minutes of this podcast are the most important words all people could apply to their lives right now in these times for tremendous changes for the better !
Lee's youth, physical disposition, and inexperience makes for comedy genius when picked apart lovingly by partner mr. Joey Diaz ( AKA the devil's Consigliere ). I appreciate the hell out of both of you. The Hodges old bull young bull reference comes to mind. Lee is the incarnation of Lenny from shark tale!!!!!!!!........ I thank CROM often for both of these gems. And Joey Diaz is the North Star for my moral compass.
I don't know why but when Lee's telling a dumb story and Joey's just staring at him, it makes me laugh so damn hard 😂
Because you just know he bout to give Lee some sh!t 😂😂
It's like that cat staring at the other cat meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Because it looks and sounds like Lee is trying to explain why there's cookies missing in the jar, or by he got a D in his math class
Back then they were two guys from completely different backrounds whose perspectives clashed for our enjoyment. It's what made this podcast unique.
@@nSpiraliArchitectb I don't watch their current podcasts, but whats the problem with them now that you don't like?
Lee sounds like he’s constantly holding back tears
Forreal he always sounds like he's about to cry lol
I was never a bully in school but lee has a face I just want to hit
@@Bdougs nah Lee is good man
Mo Bešić he is a good man I want to hit, can smell the scent of fear coming off him
Right
These aren’t roasts this is just Joey being a father figure to him😂
Exactly
@@davidmills9584 More of a Legend in his own Lunchbox
Coke fried Synapses, confusing Delusion with reality.. Entertainment for the Screen masses haha
Its Uncle Joey.
Kyle Davis.
Cuban Rick & Jew Morty
Rollin a swisher now, thank you cocksuccas,kick that mule lee!
@@GizmosHouse YEAH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude I honestly laughed out loud
HA HA HA HA!!!
dude i've been thinking this for the last couple of weeks. Haven't stopped laughing since I noticed it
Joey's silence after Lee's dog movie ramblings was so fantastically awkward.
sixburgh64ss “Like i said, i don’t know what’s happened to you dawg”
sixburgh64ss i loved it I nearly died laughing...
Turkey club and a dogs life
Tremendous
I was just crying at this comment and the replies 💀💀
At 7:31 that awkward silence
“ like I said I don’t know what happened to ya Dawg “ 🤣😭
Why is everything a fucking tragedy with you Walter?
Left Joey speechless
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god, Dean delrizzy in the background made it funnier to me!
Hahahahahahahahhahaha I'm in tears
Joe’s relationship with Lee is literally the same dynamic as Rick and Morty
Tony Bananas underrated comment
That’s what makes it so good
Lee is a fucken looser man
I said that for years
Rich perez lol prolly makes more money than you. 😂
"Show me some guy from Oklahoma who makes tables out of sperm and an earless swimmer who can reach the bottom of the ocean" Joey is the funniest man alive, literally in tears 😂
That shit had me n stitches😂😂😂😂
I'm weak bro 😂
“Red is the purple orange” I laughed and sneezed at the same time and now my balls are on fire
His way of butchering names is so damn funny
The crazy part is if you mix orange and purple you'd probably get some shade of red 😮😂
Possibly beats his habit of getting MMA fighters names wrong 🤣🤣
When lee accidentally cut the music off, damn... I never laughed harder in my life the first time I saw that.. it’s like, what else should’ve happened in that situation.. it only makes sense.. and Joeys instant look of disgust at Lee was hilarious LMAOOOOO
Lmfao I’m crying 😭 🤣🤣
Uncle Joey was about to go hard in the paint too!!
You know what caused me not to vote....felonies lol
True
Not something I would be proud of
@@volcommadness but it's the truth none the less
@@volcommadness did someone in this video say they were proud?
@@volcommadness i’d be proud of that rather than voting just cuz your friends made you feel like you should
Thank you Lee Syatt, for the sacrifices you make, so we can see Joey rant about random topics.
"Turkey club and a dog's life... unbelievable."
Ray Long 😂😂
"They got caught serving lizards in two thousand something" ahahaha
damn lee got roasted clean in the beginning lmao
My life was boring, dull and meaningless then I discovered Joey Diaz and now my life feels full again 🤣🤣🤣
"The Internet used to be the place people went to escape Life but now Life is the place people go to escape the Internet"
This
- Joey Diaz 2017
Lee is a harmless dude. And this is hilarious.
"The little kid with sand in his eyes in Aleppo." 😂😂😂
The real life rick and morty
Whats a leppo?
@@quattro4468 Jesus. Aleppo is a war torn city in Syria
John Bush he’s doing a Gary Johnson joke
@@TrequartistaFM so disappointed. Gary should have explained that with a curt "i dont give a fuck about syria. At allllllll" but whatever. Trumps still better than clinton
“I almost shot the pilot” has me rolling😂😂
“I love animals…but I’ll kick a pigeon” I’m dead😭😭
Tike myson would be fuming 😂
Someone needs to make a movie called "Red Is The Purple Orange" and it's just 90 minutes of Joey yelling at Lee
"The swimmer with no ears that can swim to the bottom of the ocean" gotta love joey diaz 2:45
I almost peed myself with that dog movie conversation 😂
Broooo😂
“Nothing, Barney’s fucken Beanery!”
Yea lee was trying not to get roasted but ended up making it worse
Lee gets a lot of comments about his personality and such. Many of them could be hurtful. I hope he realise that it does not matter that he is called a grown baby or any of the things people call him. There are so many who love his personality and Joey would never be where he is without him. I felt like typing this because I think there are things that bother Lee, like in his mind, self- conscious and what ever else. Im high as fuck and wanted to share some love. Never stop being Lee motherfuckin' Syatt, you are a legend in my mind. :)
Aaah thats awesome great comment dude
@@bassiebassie3417 :)
Lee Is gangsta AF
Beautifully said
You can tell Joey just wants the best for
him. He finds a way to make me care about what Lee eats lmao
"They put that on the plane, I almost shot the pilot."
Classic Lee and Joey. Stuff of legends. Stay deep.
Lee takes an ear beating every podcast
A dogs life and a turkey club rant uncle Joey went on was gold ... hahah
7:40 LMFAO That awkward silence killed me! 😂🤣
xlSneak-_ ambiance
Lee is such a sweet dude. He has like zero bad bones in him. Joey is like the complete opposite as him and their dynamic togather is hilarious
turkey club and a dogs life haha the blank disappointed stare from uncle joey
😂🤣😂
16:10 lmfao Joeys face when it starts to break
😂😂
The look of betrayal on Joeys face when lee says Barney’s Beanery is priceless.
0:28 I love how the millisecond Joey says Lee he’s instantly silent. Shows the respect he has for his elder😂
7:10 I love how Dean Delrizzy is slowly dying while Lee is talking😂
I almost spit out my coffee from laughter. "You keep going back to lizard meat places!"
The guest was trying his best not to laugh wen Lee was describing a Dog's Purpose
“It’s like one disaster for you after another, ain’t it?” LMFAO
you can hear the difference in testosterone
It's like Lee is on work placement from School 🏫 😂
Kārlis Grīnvalds you can hear the difference between Cuba and Israel
Lee has social anxiety and is high as fuck on edibles and bong rips. Difference being Joey can handle it and can naturally socially control a room of people high as fuck and this is the format of 99% of podcasts
@@Jaay2o Joey can handle it because of the bumps he takes.
@Eh OK The brits gave the Jews Israel...read a book, damn.
I never laughed so hard watching Joey laugh at Lee choking.
Thank you for this I was looking for funny lee clips yesterday and I couldn’t find much so thanks for this, this blunts for you!
I think Lee is cool dude 👍👍👍💥💥💥
Red is the Purple-Orange
i can't believe what joey is saying sometimes it's so hilarious
Was he trying to say orange is the new black ? LMFAO
Cocksucka!
The bad part is that sounds like a real movie
😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I had to catch my breath when Lee screwed the Elton John song up. Joeys face was hilarious.
That long silence when lee is talking about his turkey club and the dog movie. I’m laughing knowing Joey is disgusted beyond words.
Long Beach for New Years till this day is hilarious.
I’ll
I truly miss Uncle Joey and Lee together in a room podcast forum with a guest.... Uncle Joey w/ Lee and Theo Von as guest. Priceless. These 3 gents should get together at least 2-3 times year. The handful of times they have gotten together - ended up as podcast gold.... Each are classic episodes and will be watched forever.....
7:04 - 7:47 the way lee delivered this and the way joey was looking at him was like a scene out of the other guys i was crying laughing
I fuckin lost it 😂
Joey’s face when Lee fucks up the Elton John track... 😂🤣
didnt have such good laughs in a looong time, thank you so much !!!
Thank God Lee has Joey to let him know what's up.
know whats up? that joey diaz is a big sweaty fat man that had to pay prostitutes for sex all his life because no real women never wanted to touch him. hes got storys but he hasnt got knowledge
jordan4270 joey is a cool guy but sometimes a bully on lee as well. Let the dude watch whatever fucking movie or show he wants, eat where he wants whatever.
Roy sometimes you gotta get bullied to become mentally tough and develop thick skin tho
boyo Joey is married...And he wasn’t always old and overweight. He had his young handsome days
@UCj5mgS1Z_4QkzHZTAEJpa6g Let's be real Joey is a lying asshole. He's funny and makes up great stories and has his moments but there's no doubt he's a bully
The pure joy Joey gets from watching Lee climb into the sky! Lol how hard Joey laughed when Lee start coughing after he hit the bong lolololol
Joey Was like Lee WTF are Doing when He was playing the Song
Imagine being there the day Lee and Joey met. I paid money to see that 1.
Red. Is. The. Purple. Orange.
13:55
Was he trying to say orange is the new black? LMFAO
"Next thing you know, his dads in the hospital...eating fucking mints" lmao
Bro the way Lee tees up Joey for an endless run of jokes is INSANE 🤣🤣🤣
7:40 the moment u made uncle Joey so damn disappointed son 😰🤣
I felt that disappointment. Lol
Lee has unusually short arms. He's like all forarms and hands.
Cus he’s fat
It’s just that for someone his size he’s really fat.
This comment made me wheeze
T-Rex
His arms are like little fins on a whale
This is one of my favorite Diaz and Lee videos
Lee might be the softest man on the planet
Joe Sheridan and the most loveavble. I love Lee.
And joey might be the highest
Says the ginger lol u look like the softest man on this planet
Javier Lopez bro shut the fuck up Lee is a little bitch, sheltered all his life, no fucking struggle whatsoever.......
King of the incels
“Look at that little kid in Aleppo with sand in his eyes” 😂
"and then the last ten minutes they show you a swimmer with no ears that can go to the bottom ocean" omfg lmao
acid brat i died hahaha. I imagined that freak from hellboy looool
Guy from Oklahoma that makes tables outta sperm 😂😂😂😂😂
The “anyway” at 24:00 was the coldest shit Joey ever said to Lee 🤣🤣😭😭😭
Surprised the zip line clip didn't make it, great video though
He failed the physical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was hilarious!😂😂
Definitely top 5 best clip of all time
Me too..thats one my fav
I live for these videos 😂
“Red is the purple orange.” 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha you can tell that Joey really loves and cares about Lee.😁👍
You couldn't pay me to be Lee for a day.
He only has to work 2 days a week, probably works side jobs, no spouse, no kids. Lots of time to himself. Sounds pretty good to me.
The Average Car guys dude he gets paid to smoke weed and acid and hang out with joey diaz.
Vartolu Saadettin “smoke acid” fuckin dumbass
Joey 7801 he said “smoke weed” not “smoke acid” DUMBASS
@@riffraff1880 fucking grammar nazi go edit articles for money loser.
90% of the time Lee's eyes are closed when he's talking😂😂😂 Love these two ❤👍
I have this on repeat always I fucking love Joey Diaz
It's hilarious how Joey gets SO mad about what Lee eats 🤣
lizard meat tacos Lmao. "He paid to see Fey and the sista!" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lee accidentally skipping around in the Elton John song fucking kills me every time. Joey’s reaction is S tier shit.
Joey is spot on about not eating seafood on a holiday monday. The fish/shrimp/whatever has been in the fridge since the previous week, since there's no deliveries on a holiday.
the first few minutes of this podcast are the most important words all people could apply to their lives right now in these times for tremendous changes for the better
!
"Your a Glutton for punishment" 🤣😭
Lee's youth, physical disposition, and inexperience makes for comedy genius when picked apart lovingly by partner mr. Joey Diaz ( AKA the devil's Consigliere ). I appreciate the hell out of both of you. The Hodges old bull young bull reference comes to mind. Lee is the incarnation of Lenny from shark tale!!!!!!!!........ I thank CROM often for both of these gems. And Joey Diaz is the North Star for my moral compass.
Their relationship is literally like an uncle talking with his favorite nephew lmao
"Turkey club & a dogs life, unbelievable"
16:20 lol that straight face after the song cut off
"just shoot yourself next time"
Joey has a point man. Lee needs to be put in a few scary situations he has lived a very soft life.
Hes a man baby.
So have you
lmao Joey at 0:21 getting ready to rip Lee in half
The way Joey looks at Lee in the first clip while Lee's talking cracks me up LOL
One of the best parts of these clips is Lee’s dad cracking up on the side 😂
Much props man great compilation
“They have a nursery for flowers.” Wth?!?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"like I said i don't know what's happened to ya dawg" I fuckin lost it 😅
2:42 I love joey’s randomness😂🤣
"A guy in OKLAHOMA making tables outta sperm!" 😂😂😂😂
“Because I’d expect it from you, this is something you would do, you would do this.” 😂😂
“But you have the time to watch underworld pirates “🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first 4 minutes of this is actually really deep stuff from Joey, and he is profoundly accurate on the state of the world.
I think I learned more about what I’m doing wrong in life then actually laughing at this video
Lee is that kid from bad Santa, all grown up
I'm going to get STONED, I'll be back
Woke up at 4 am I smoked 2 joints and took a star , what are you doing with your life !!?!!!!
@@ragegp6882 duuuude i just woke up and its 3am. Wake n bake time
7:00 look at joeys arm damn 😂
Idk who the guy was but when Joey asked. "What that HMO apartment?"
Dude: "Gay apartment" that got me 😂
The world would be a better place if everyone had an Uncle Joey
Two things.
Overthinking and
INTANET!
when Lee skips through the Elton John song 😂😂😂