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Jensen is actually just an actor and various AIs are controlling him with an earpiece. That moment where he goes "Are you guys with me? am I alone?" wasn't for the public, he was waiting for the AIs to generate the next lines.
I am blown away that the lights that, so many lights, a lot of lights, all of them are projecting light. Incredible information Jensen, thank you so much
Well at least now we have the actual explanation for why Nvidia GPUs are getting so big. It doesn't really have anything to do with power draw, it's just that none of the engineers over at Nvidia want to risk their job trying to explain to their boss that "heavier computers = better" is only a thing in his head.
As we all know, heavier means higher quality. Right? Right. So, you can tell that your PSU is more bad because it is lighter right? Yes. So. We should put lead weights in the GPU so we can charge more. You see how heavy that RTX 5090 is? 65 pounds. It's 65 pounds. That is 65 pounds worth of more value.
Really makes you think back to the good old days of computers the size of rooms, but somehow weighing less than a large dog or something... Apparently. I guess. Anyways, soon I won't have to guess because Jensen's AI will do it for me! Progress!!! Two times
LOL aka going full 90s when a computer could weigh several pounds. On top of thermals that'd make GN scream and run for a hardware for a little drilling maintenance.
Heavy is good. Heavy is relliable.(Boris the Razor). What jackett says sounds like announcement of the next generation GPU's with twice more weight than before. Moore law in action.
The most heavy computer + the most expensive single peace of a computer + the most cheap computing overall = .... a) Huang is insane b) Huang tried to say they developed the most dense computing power ever made, which in turn is cheaper than ever before ($ per TFLOP ratio) I'm not Nvidia fan but I think b) is right. In general every node shrink brings more density, more efficiency and better economy. However I think Huang was pointing out that Nvidia is the 1st company who put the best ARM CPU cores together with best GPU on single board. AFAIK nobody did it before. There is no guarantee it will be success story in this 1st generation but at least they tried. So far there are 3 generations of license ARM server CPU cores: 1st gen .... ARM Neoverse N1 ..... based on Cortex A76 ..... with IPC around Intel Skylake / Zen 1 ... used in 64-core Graviton 2 and 128-core Altra Max 2nd gen ... ARM Neoverse V1 ..... based on Cortex X1 ....... with IPC around Alder Lake / Zen 3 ... used in 64-core Graviton 3 3rd gen .... ARM Neoverse V2 ..... based on Cortex X3 ....... with IPC higher than Zen 4 NV Grace uses V2 cores. Grace is x86 killer at least on paper. We know that V2 core has: - 128 kB L1 cache .... double of Zen 4 - 2 MB L2 cache ....... double of Zen 4 - V2 has 6 integer execution units + 2 separate branch units = 8 scalar int instructions per cycle - for comparison Alder Lake, Zen 3 and Zen 4 .... only 5 scalar int instructions per cycle (Zen 3/4 has 4 int + 1 branch, Alder Lake has full 5 int with shared branch on them) To sum up ARM V2 core is superior to any x86 core right now. The times when ARM cores were tiny and low IPC peace of garbage are gone now. Nvidia can outgrow Intel pretty easily. NV almost matches Intel's revenues with GPU business only. Now with superior CPU on their side NV can destroy Intel and AMD. Just compare Geekbench single score per GHz for Cortex X3 and Zen 4 (and take into account that X3 has only 1 MB L2 cache). This is serious.
@@arandomcomp2427 What I find truly fascinating is that they're selling tech to PEOPLE about REMOVING PEOPLE which further removes the management group's control OVER PEOPLE which literally all the execs and CEO's absolutely nut over. That's all they literally do, yank people with their dollar bill chain and make them work. There's going to be some braindead exec somewhere on the planet who's going to call an AI subroutine to their office about their "poor job performance". It's going to be super sweet if an AI writes the news article on it. With Jensen's spectacular performance, I think we've got ourselves a Zuckerberg contender, ladies and gentlemen. I would straight up throw money at the ring where Mr Huang and Mr Zuckerberg have a fight. Dollar bills are going to rain all over that bitch.
And the surprisingly immense waste of my team watching and hearing Jensen's incoherent rambling. Yes, it very much reminds me of that moment toward the end of Billy Madison...
This is potentially the most I've laughed at a tech video to date. Thankyou for that. I'm entertained, informed and scared, the holy trifecta of content. Bravo.
Eh well part of the touring test is basically if an ai can spontaniusly think and act for itself. Arguably Jensen. Ai sort of kind of passed that. The touring test doesn't say it needs to be coherent in how it acts independently. Just to make some effort to do so lol.
@@gorkskoal9315 Unless I'm confusion something: The Turing test is just: Can a human decide if something is produced by AI or by a person, better than chance.
I guess, but it's not native boosts. It's frame.creation or gimmicks to boost real fames. Native 120htz in tvs. They have claimed 120 htz for 10+ years but just got it a few years ago. Either way. They just want ai to run the world.
Imagine being an Nvidia behind the scenes employee and after the show having Jensen ask: "How did I do..?" You certainly destroyed that AI on personality Jensen.
Yeah.. Not joking. This actually made me think he had a stroke or something a while back and no one dared to say anything about it. Felt like he only said half of what he was supposed to say, but half his inner monologue came out as well... Would also explain all the dumbass decisions NVIDIA made lately...
I didn't think the AI NPC was that bad, think Steve was a bit harsh on it. Yeah the tone of his voice could use some liveliness but responses were pretty good and had meaning. Considering this is just some put together showcase, it makes me hopeful for what an actual game studio could do when implementing this stuff into games
Jensen single handedly delivered GN a load of memes and cutscenes to use for the rest of the year, and NVIDIA's computex key note just earned a spot on the disappointment list of 2023. (I can already see Steve picking the most hilarious quote from Jensen and naming it the date of their keynote)
How was this keynote a disappointment? They're talking about equipment costs of which you or I couldn't even comprehend. It was never going to be a keynote for Gamers with capital G, so it cannot be a disappointment for you guys.
@@N1c0T1n3__ I'm pretty sure an elephant can weigh around 15 000 pounds, four of those 60 000 pounds. Wasn't the thing he's talking about 60 000 pounds or so?
Jeb's situation was at least because people kept clapping so he asked them NOT to until told otherwise. Just made for a great clip. This was just, I dont know, I was not with him
6:00 I'm so glad you put in Steve Ballmer's "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" I instantly thought of that when I heard Jensen say "You need developers."
I firmly believe that Jensen is working on a way to instert his mind into a supercomputer so he can live forever as the CEO of Nvidia. Like Saburo Arasaka in Cyberpunk.
The only reason we never suspected Jensen of being a robot until now was because his rendering wasn't as bad as Mark Zuckerberg's. It's a testament to Nvidia's superior raytracing technology.
lol Meanwhile we have Jeff Bezos, and he looks like a Bethesda/FNV tier NPC. Their programmers are lazy as shit. But then again typical American looks like hitting the Randomize button anyway so
I'm 30 seconds in to the video and I'm already lost. These presentations are pure pain. EDIT: Now 60 seconds in and still lost. EDIT2: 90 seconds and I'm saved by the GN transition. Thank you.
@@GamersNexus The sheer awkwardness of the can it run Crysis "joke" was astounding. Thank you for putting up with this and helping present it in a way that helps us all not die from cringe and confusion.
the first 90 seconds of this is some of the craziest shit ive seen in years, reminds me of when ai was getting started with aidungeon and the mitsuku chatbot. we all thought it was zuckerberg that came from space but maybe it was jensen all along?
@@Exia2004 it's hard not to buy Nvidia when there are many benefits with going with them. AMD is not really competitive at this point. A lot of software run better with Nvidia. I'm hoping AMD and Intel will be very competitive within the next few years!
Nvidia is really going above and beyond to destroy their image, and AMD doesn't really seem to be getting the timing... With Intel joining the dispute in the gamer segment AND having enough money to out-budget everyone combined, maybe soon we'll see even more of a monopoly of the team blue?
@@clifflenoir4323 It's an absolute cliff after the 4090. They should/could have easily positioned the 40 series lineup way better if the cards actually followed the 4090's gains linearly, instead of the gap between the 4090 and the 4080 being so incredibly massive like it is. The 4080 should have been closer to the 4090's performance and then trickled down, and then no one would have complained as much about the pricing as it would have been very good generational gains. As it stands though, the 4090 is the only card that has good generational gain, and good price to performance ratio (even if is expensive), as the other cards trickled down from the 4080 instead. Unfortunately, they realised they just didn't need to do this, as AMD offered up no real competitive incentive to do so.
@@clifflenoir4323 But except that it isn't? How to tell people are not used to having and moving money and numbers around. They trick themselves into thinking paying a whole lot of money for a ripoff thing is "saving" money. No, $2,000 in USD for a ASUS 4090 or some dumb shit is merely setting more your money on fire. Likewise, if I had bought a GTX 980 for $200 in the pandemic, and that is ripoff overcharge prices, even if it is higher % ripoff, I am still objectively setting less of my money on fire than had I paid $850 for a 3070. It might be less than 50% overcharge, but the 50% overcharge on 980 is still objectively setting $100 on fire instead of setting $350 on fire over MSRP, and that isn't even counting the fact its MSRP at $500 was already too much money in the first place. Yes, it is abundantly true poor person logic chooses to get cheap $30 walmart sneakers that literally fall apart in three months so your overall yearly shoe budget is actually worse and cost more money consistently buying cheaper product that breaks. This is true. That is why poor people get stuck in lemon car ruts. That is also why you should never ever EVER buy an HP laptop no matter how cheap it is. However, taken as the whole, you are wasting way more money on the 4090, even if it wasn't overcharged, because GPU is also the most rapidly depreciating asset on the planet outside cars and milk. So if you bought a $2000 4090 custom card right now, in just 2 years that thing is going to be worth $1000 at absolute tops. Compare this to a rapidly depreciating 5700XT which still cost $200 used, and is therefore only a loss of $200, not $1000 on MSRP. This is why it's objectively just the better deal buying an upper midrange card and not a halo product, because I think only coke addicts and new money types don't see the problem in that and act like they always are going to have new money coming in so they just throw their money away. You don't want to act like a poor person true, but you don't want to act like a hoodrat that won the lottery either. Both those people are terrible with their money.
Admittedly the idea of AI NPC's is pretty cool, even if it's not quite there yet. Having different interactions on a new playthrough definitely adds a lot to a game. of course, if the combat mechanics of enemies in games is AI generated, that is going to really mess with speed runners hahaha.
It's gonna be terrible because you can't design a narrative when the AI can just generate any nonsense it wants or even go out of character at random. It might be good for low budget games to add voice acting that they otherwise couldn't afford, but that's it.
@@doltBmB You could always hybridize. Have certain narrative points hard coded, but even allow the AI to change the way it presents them, but with a mandatory outcome. It could be terrible, or it could be awesome :)
It’s like somebody wrote talking points for Jensen, gave him a script and then let him not sleep for a few nights in a row leading up to this and him just yolo-ing the whole thing after coffee or something stronger.
Remove the sleep bit. He literally didn't care to practice. And then when shit hit the fan he got himself all coked up and this work of art was made. I laugh but then I think God damn these mediocre billionaires are just begging for guillotines. Please at least pretend that you work at SOMETHING. Right now if my $270 gpu from 2019 dies I won't be able to get something as good, new, for the same price.
LOL, well Columbia Marching powder is liked with millionaires, he might even like "poppy tea" (cough opium cough) . He sounds some manic geeks I know. Wich is not good. He kind of reminds me of some of the demented old folks in the loonybin i've talked to.
@@PrefoX nope, they aren't. intool just didn't want to ACTUALLY compete. they want a huge chunk of OVERPRICED AF GPU market. but simultaneously they don't want to drop prices so GPUs remain insane margin devices. so they don't really want to bring better value GPUs to the market. thats whats happening, intool likes GPUs being overpriced AF, just like ngreedia and ayyymd do. when they actually start to compete they'll bury ngreedia. the only problem is competition drops prices and they like to milk the market just like they did with 14nm++++++++++ for years until Ryzen. so they probably won't start actually competing like ever, so ngreedia and ayyymd are safe.
@@PrefoX intool will keep price-performance matching ngreedia. they can and will do that. because doing that means higher margins and more billions in profits. also they don't have to pay TSMC prices because they can manufacture their dies by themselves, so basically intool has an advantage over ngreedia (or ayyymd). their price to manufacture GPUs (and CPUs) IS ALWAYS LOWER. if they wanted they literally could've killed ngreedia or ayyymd with better pricing. but its not profitable to do so. milking the market without actually competing is where billions in profits actually are. by competing you drop prices and devalue your old products that are cheap to produce and have high margins. thats why all what we see is 0-15% progress/year. corporations slow down tecnological progress on purpose to milk the market. if we ever want to see a meaningful progress in our lifetime what we need is fines and regulation of all multi-billion dollar tech corporations in the USA. e.g. so they would be obligated to make lets say 50% perf gain/year/dollar at affordable price points in a 0-400 bucks range, and if they are unable then they should supply government/scientists/education with their top tech for free + billions in fines on their profits (50% cut to "the government's technological progress fund") that would go to education/scholarships/medicine/science, stuff like that. these companies should be obligated to drive the technological progress of humanity and shouldn't be allowed to milk the market without repercussions in form of fees paid to society / scientific / technological progress. you either make real gain every year or pay to government / scientists / education who would do that instead of you. as is all these companies are parasiting on society and progress, slowing the latter down for max profits. taxes should be applied on company's profits. at given price ranges corporations should be obligated to make 50% perf gain per dollar per year. if they don't = fines/taxes. prices wouldn't be fixed but perf/dollar should be 50%+. so they should be obligated to mass produce devices (as they already do) with such a gain in a 0-400 bucks range. product names and numbers will be irrelevant, they just should be not crippled in any way. like "a smartphone" will be defined legally what it should have as a bare minimum, like charging and a some type of connection to mass produced headphones, even e.g. replaceable not glued battery. if their devices are "only" 40% faster BUT decrease in price so perf/dollar is 50% gain = okay. if its 0% perf gain but 50% drop in price = still okay. pretty sure balance will find itself. you can regulate price/performance at a certain price point. i.e. 50% per year can be the baseline for cheap smartphones/GPUs/CPUs (e.g. 100-300 bucks), but nobody stops companies from making 60-75% gain and sell those at a premium for x2-1000 money to stupid customers, i don't care as long as we would get at least 50% gain for affordable prices. current 0-15% for years is just abominable. find the right person/people and tell them about it. actual details - thats just government's work to do, you pay taxes don't you? clearly every good legislation needs a research and not just taking everything 100% from some random guy on internet (me). but i don't mind if they do))
For some reason the opening segment strongly reminds me of a strange French graphic story I read in Heavy Metal magazine back in the late 1970s. Actually just one sequence of panels, where a door opens and an animatronic Walt Disney walks in and announces "Click-Whirrr! Hi! I'm Walt Disney! Click."
Jensen's comments about developers, made me immediately think of Steve Ballmer's sweaty "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!" Speech. And GN didn't disappoint.
@@AC3handle about 20 years, it was at a Windows 2000 developers' conference, and it's not the only time he did something like this, he also did his famous "monkey dance" in 2000 at Microsoft's 25th anniversary event lol
In defense ofJensen here (unwillingly, but still), his company's valued doubled this year, and just went up by another 24% (and we're not even in June) because of their AI architecture. So yeah, the reason he's excited about it is because AI just put them at nearly a trillion dollars market cap. Trust me, their shareholders love all this gobbledygook he's presenting.
Jensen literally would have sounded more coherent if he had randomly shouted "I AM THE WALRUS!" instead, at least maybe some Beatles fans would've appreciated it in context of how the presentation was going lol
The sad thing is that it would have been a very impressive product and a clear demonstration that Moore's Law is still alive, if it had been named the 4050 and had been priced accordingly.
@@Astfgl But then he could not have said the other Statement back then that Moores Law is Dead. You cant just contradict yourself. Well… not if it hurts your Companys Sales. If it benefits your Company… it suddenly is cool to say the exact opposite just a Year later. And ppl are defending this Guy. Its pretty funny honestly. „The more i hear him talking the more i hate him.“
You have my respect Steve for sitting through that without murdering half the room, when the Karaoke part came up I was sure someone will start killing someone, I know I would have. And here we thought that AMD can be a bit cringy at times, but damn, Nvidia wants to beat everyone at that too, and congratulation Nvidia, you struck, gold, oil and a Home run.
@@thelegendaryklobb2879 Nvidia's Public Relations Executive: "Ok, that's...great, Mr. Huang...but, um, let's try it without the swish. Please. Please." Jensen: "SWISH! HSWOOSH! SHWAAAA! KSWWWUUUUH!" PR Executive: *puts gun barrel in mouth*
I really loved how you marked the pauses in his speech. Obviously these are just the times when ChatGPU needs to generate the continuation of the presentation. I had half expected to hear: "I apologize for the confusion caused by my previous statement."
If I ever have an awkward presentation, I just need to rewatch this to remember that a billion dollar top-of-the-line GPU-tech company CEO can have more awkward and more waste-of-time presentation than me. But seriously, I still prefer NVidia (although Intel Ark is something to keep an eye on), as I do graphical experiments (i.e. programming) and I need a GPU with good support of latest versions of Vulkan, OpenCL, etc. All three major companies (Intel, AMD, and NVidia) offer good products from hardware standpoint, but the software API support of AMD is kind of lagging behind (only slightly). This proves that there are competent engineers working for NVidia, and I know legally, their contract means their knowledge and effort invested in the products does belong to NVidia, but it is still unfair, that the CEO is allowed to present the company in a way that is embarrassing and completely diminish the efforts of those engineers.
@@nnnnnn3647 Get back in your box, fanboy. Apple is absolutely anti-consumer to their very core with their entire "walled garden" ethos. Just because _you_ happen to like it, and just because all/most their customers [have deluded themselves into thinking they] like it, doesn't change that.
I'm kinda excited about the AI NPCs. Obviously they'd need actual written dialog for the important stuff, but being able to improvise some conversations would be really immersive! 2kliksphilip did a video on a tech demo with these bots in a detective game and it seemed like a good time
Jensen seems to have surrounded himself with "yes" people, or more accurately has probably made people so afraid to say "no that is not a good idea" or "are you sure you should be on the stage and not let someone who is trained and knows how to talk to people"
This is how that blatant out of touch and mind boggling inflated ego is just so crystal clear. Maybe you don't need to be a great public speaker to be a great CEO but you should probably have the self awareness to hire one then. I guess we should be thankful that it isn't someone with charisma or actually being good at converting this corporate speak buzzword nonsense into relatable, or even humanlike dialogue because it exposes a lot of the bullshit Nvidia seems to thrive on these days.
@@timf7679 Makes me wonder whether people like that have somehow developed reverse tolerance to cocaine and now the mere touch of a bank note gives them a daily dose. Then again, are people like that really ever touching cash?
yeah notice it too. Tho he really raised the company, I think NVDIA will fall soon just wait for GOOGLE/Microsoft and others make their own ASICS. NVIDIA keeps mentioning AI lol.
This is my first real exposure to Jensen and it's unsettling to see someone in such a position of power lie so egregiously and in such a friendly and gentle fashion. And if he's willing to do that, the AI claims must be completely exaggerated at best.
From insider trading data you can see that while he was going on record and lying about the source of demand for NVIDIA GPUs to investors in 2021, saying that it was mostly from gamers and that their bottom line wouldn't be affected by the end of the crypto mining craze, Jensen was selling **hundreds of millions** of dollars worth of NVDA stock into the rally he was creating. He's a cold-blooded money vacuum who will say whatever the crowd wants to hear to get gullible idiots to hand over their money. NVIDIA got fined $5.5 million dollars for that lie last year. He made hundreds of millions from it.
@@sdi87hhk well yes, I had managers who were absolutely terrible, they seemed to hand power to the CEOs to impress them in hope of a promotion, when it was clear they were never getting promoted.
I really hope they stop participating with the WEF. You know, the people who state "You'll own nothing and be happy" as they fly their million dollar limos in billion dollar jets around the world to tell you you can't drive more than 15 minutes from your home to "stop climate change".
They don't put desktop cards in laptops often anymore. They make a modified low-power mobile GPU and solder it to the motherboard. Besides that the desktop cards are very overbuilt and the physical GPU and Video Memory Packages are *tiny*. Like smaller than a credit cred by area tiny
The whole argument about GPU servers being more cost effective was thrown my way by a number of Nvidia engineers. I would tell them how much we were spending on renting CPU time and they would say outlandish things like "oh, you can bring that down to a fraction of that" (worth noting that they didn't understand our codebase at all). When asked how, they would tell us that first we'd have to complete re architect our code and rewrite it to exclusively rely on nvidia hardware and software. Needless to say we didn't do that, and instead just keep optimizing out code to work better on CPU (4x improvement since that conversation happened).
There are so many people who don't realize that the world of computing isn't solely multiply + add/accumulate. Or that a GPU core is practically only a multiply + add/accumulate machine. I had HPE try to sell us GPU servers, when if we were to write our code to run on GPUs where it could, it would be slower due to latency, and not be able to meet our requirements. There was an email sent out to get us sales reps who weren't trying to do an upsell that would perform worse for the customer. And the finance people are sure lucky there were 2 engineers on the call.
@@JhonX-vj3bk Well, What if you added some gpu computing to help balance out what you have? I mean, unless when you mean that gpus are better in parallel computing, as in working together...
@@techdiyer5290 It's a nice idea, definitely. Unfortunately it's not that simple with an existing application to segregate the processes so that those benefiting from GPU compute are sent there and the rest remains CPU. That doesn't even look at the cost aspect where it's generally cheaper to keep using "old and inferior" tech (that works) and throw more grunt at it over time rather than developing something new on untested hardware. Basically you have to keep running the old while you make the new and that's a big chunk of change, even for companies where the annual gross is measured in the billions. Starting from scratch though? Go for it.
On the topic of anti-competitive behavior, I'm so relieved the attempted ARM acquisition by Nvidia has failed regulatory requirements. That would have been disastrous for everyone except Nvidia.
When you nail shut the doors to practices that brings down price and drives up demand. If you shoot your competitors dead, or sabotage, and bribe politicians and industry influencers, to play the game your way, you make it impossible for anyone else to fight back. Apple loves this, Nvidia loves this, Microsoft loves this.
The presentation sounds like an improvisational Rick and Morty skid, where they watch the "Inter-dimensional Cable", to watch shows from alternate realities.
@@benjaminoechsli1941if you mean gpt2 yep, that's how it sounds, Chatgpt2 (as a possible successor to Chatgpt which currently works with gpt 3 and 4) would've wiped the floor with this...
Oh btw the Voicemod bit, the music isn't actually AI generated, and most likely neither is the text. Voicemod Text-to-Sing has a set of premade tracks and only converts input text to vocals.
Nvidia does not have a plan for AI. They want everyone to think they do, so they can hope to remain relevant as competition comes along. Their goal is to sell AI hardware as long as possible with as much markup as possible for the time being.
They do, invest in AI making sure it runs using CUDA. Intel does something similar for CPU based, which is great for learning, just doesn't really work in scale as most AI tasks that we're looking at using neural networks run better on a GPU.
Well NVIDIA owns CUDA and AMD and Intel do not. A lot of machine learning libraries are specifically relying on CUDA, so that actually gives AMD and Intel less relevance in the AI topic.
I cannot wait until we start calling the tech companies out on their Emperor's New Clothes crap. "Yeah, I've totally got an idea for a chip that will...I dunno. Beam ads for lootboxes directly into children's brains." "Do- do you?" "Give me money and find out." "Uh..." "Well, someone else will give me money and then you won't be invested and then if my idea comes good you'll be out some sweet dividends. What are you, a luddite that lacks all vision and hope for the future?" "I- uh- um AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH HERE'S TWO BILLION DOLLARS."
The trend is shifting towards having the CPU and GPU on the same piece of PCB (taking out the PCIE bus) or having the CPU and GPU (like Apple's M1) manufactured on the same silicon.
"No computer has ever been this heavy before!" Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain the room sized computers of the 1940s and 1950s were a LOT more than 60 lbs.
"A.I. , A.I., Oh and Old MacJensen had a laptop, A.I., A.I. Oh... And an A.I. here, and an A.I. there, here an A.I., there an A.I., every-where an A.I.! Old MacJensen had a Keynote, A.I., A.I. Oh!"
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just saw the most disgusting video of my life
how a 3070 kicked the butt of a 4060 ti by as much as 15% and is cheaper to buy
EVEN IN CANADA
@@chronosschiron this mad person on stage is multi billionaire, wtf
the torture was real lolol
poor you oh my thats just so sad
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Jensen is actually just an actor and various AIs are controlling him with an earpiece. That moment where he goes "Are you guys with me? am I alone?" wasn't for the public, he was waiting for the AIs to generate the next lines.
I've seen that in Westworld Season 3
That line was from the AIs, they had calculated a better audience response.
And the AIs were waiting for the unpaid interns
Yeah , so true. Being a dragon I flew over Taiwan and can confirm this is true.
They're in his leather jacket.
"Only gamers know this joke". Kill me please. I want to die.
the cringe lol
Hello fellow gamers! If you buy more you'll save more in Crysis cause games are expensive and that's why AI is expensive to generate gaming expensive.
Good on to life. There is awe inspiring stuff out that that is worth tolerating some cringe for. Just hold on!
Which is ironic how much they abused their gamers and left them in the dust.
I refuse to believe that was not some deadpan comedy.
I am blown away that the lights that, so many lights, a lot of lights, all of them are projecting light. Incredible information Jensen, thank you so much
I think he tried as hell not to use RTX word for some or another reason
truly one of the light of 2023 of all time
It's official: Jensen's brain has gone "full on RGB".
Well at least now we have the actual explanation for why Nvidia GPUs are getting so big. It doesn't really have anything to do with power draw, it's just that none of the engineers over at Nvidia want to risk their job trying to explain to their boss that "heavier computers = better" is only a thing in his head.
Well now we know why he's been torturing PCI-E slots for so long...
hey man i still rock my vax-11
When you can't expand upwards fast enough, you start expanding sideways.
As we all know, heavier means higher quality. Right? Right. So, you can tell that your PSU is more bad because it is lighter right? Yes. So. We should put lead weights in the GPU so we can charge more. You see how heavy that RTX 5090 is? 65 pounds. It's 65 pounds. That is 65 pounds worth of more value.
Aladdin pointy rockets moment
I for one am glad Jensen is addressing the commonly expressed problem of computers not being heavy enough
Really makes you think back to the good old days of computers the size of rooms, but somehow weighing less than a large dog or something... Apparently. I guess. Anyways, soon I won't have to guess because Jensen's AI will do it for me! Progress!!!
Two times
LOL aka going full 90s when a computer could weigh several pounds. On top of thermals that'd make GN scream and run for a hardware for a little drilling maintenance.
Heavy is good. Heavy is relliable.(Boris the Razor). What jackett says sounds like announcement of the next generation GPU's with twice more weight than before. Moore law in action.
@@Tasty_Fart why do they call him the bullet dodger?
The most heavy computer + the most expensive single peace of a computer + the most cheap computing overall = ....
a) Huang is insane
b) Huang tried to say they developed the most dense computing power ever made, which in turn is cheaper than ever before ($ per TFLOP ratio)
I'm not Nvidia fan but I think b) is right.
In general every node shrink brings more density, more efficiency and better economy.
However I think Huang was pointing out that Nvidia is the 1st company who put the best ARM CPU cores together with best GPU on single board. AFAIK nobody did it before. There is no guarantee it will be success story in this 1st generation but at least they tried.
So far there are 3 generations of license ARM server CPU cores:
1st gen .... ARM Neoverse N1 ..... based on Cortex A76 ..... with IPC around Intel Skylake / Zen 1 ... used in 64-core Graviton 2 and 128-core Altra Max
2nd gen ... ARM Neoverse V1 ..... based on Cortex X1 ....... with IPC around Alder Lake / Zen 3 ... used in 64-core Graviton 3
3rd gen .... ARM Neoverse V2 ..... based on Cortex X3 ....... with IPC higher than Zen 4
NV Grace uses V2 cores. Grace is x86 killer at least on paper.
We know that V2 core has:
- 128 kB L1 cache .... double of Zen 4
- 2 MB L2 cache ....... double of Zen 4
- V2 has 6 integer execution units + 2 separate branch units = 8 scalar int instructions per cycle
- for comparison Alder Lake, Zen 3 and Zen 4 .... only 5 scalar int instructions per cycle (Zen 3/4 has 4 int + 1 branch, Alder Lake has full 5 int with shared branch on them)
To sum up ARM V2 core is superior to any x86 core right now. The times when ARM cores were tiny and low IPC peace of garbage are gone now. Nvidia can outgrow Intel pretty easily. NV almost matches Intel's revenues with GPU business only. Now with superior CPU on their side NV can destroy Intel and AMD. Just compare Geekbench single score per GHz for Cortex X3 and Zen 4 (and take into account that X3 has only 1 MB L2 cache). This is serious.
I'm excited for all the new transitions that will come out of this. nvidia is truly rivaling intel's "thanks Steve".
They have surpassed it by lightyears
Back to you Steve
@@arandomcomp2427 What I find truly fascinating is that they're selling tech to PEOPLE about REMOVING PEOPLE which further removes the management group's control OVER PEOPLE which literally all the execs and CEO's absolutely nut over. That's all they literally do, yank people with their dollar bill chain and make them work. There's going to be some braindead exec somewhere on the planet who's going to call an AI subroutine to their office about their "poor job performance". It's going to be super sweet if an AI writes the news article on it.
With Jensen's spectacular performance, I think we've got ourselves a Zuckerberg contender, ladies and gentlemen. I would straight up throw money at the ring where Mr Huang and Mr Zuckerberg have a fight. Dollar bills are going to rain all over that bitch.
"Are you guys with me? Am I alone?
Back to you, Socrates.
Back to you, Steve!
Am I alone?
You can literally see it!
Still feels more natural than the AI generated script.
Thank you Steve for watching the whole keynote and distilling the "highlights" so we wouldn't have to die from secondhand embarrassment.
And the surprisingly immense waste of my team watching and hearing Jensen's incoherent rambling. Yes, it very much reminds me of that moment toward the end of Billy Madison...
This is potentially the most I've laughed at a tech video to date. Thankyou for that. I'm entertained, informed and scared, the holy trifecta of content. Bravo.
It's ironic that Nvidia is so keen on automating away NPC dialogue when Jensen himself is very publicly failing the Turing Test.
Eh well part of the touring test is basically if an ai can spontaniusly think and act for itself. Arguably Jensen. Ai sort of kind of passed that. The touring test doesn't say it needs to be coherent in how it acts independently. Just to make some effort to do so lol.
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURN AREA.
@@gorkskoal9315 Unless I'm confusion something: The Turing test is just: Can a human decide if something is produced by AI or by a person, better than chance.
He probably was off his chops.
I think he CLEARLY passed the Turing test. There's no way an AI could blather incomprehensibly like that.
Having heard some of Jensen's speech, I can see why he's impressed by the AI-generated one.
im pretty sure that jensen is already an ai
@@curie1420 he said he wanted to be replaced by an AI version of himself. This must be the beta... no, the alpha version of his AI embodiment.
Savage. 👍
@@Nareimooncatt pre-alpha
LOL!
Moore's law WAS dead, then Nvidia turned on DLSS3 and now we get double the Moore's law!
Amazing!
Only in pricing though
I guess, but it's not native boosts. It's frame.creation or gimmicks to boost real fames. Native 120htz in tvs. They have claimed 120 htz for 10+ years but just got it a few years ago.
Either way. They just want ai to run the world.
Jensen Huang, for one, is welcoming our new AI overlords. He already adapted by learning to be confidently wrong and hallucinating facts.
Lmao
Seeing this helps reduce my crippling social anxiety, knowing that there's someone else out there even more socially inept than me. Thank you, Jensen.
And getting away with it 😂
But he is confident
lol nice
he's a product of scientology at this point this guy doesn't understand he is in a AI scam cult
Bruh 💀
Imagine being an Nvidia behind the scenes employee and after the show having Jensen ask: "How did I do..?" You certainly destroyed that AI on personality Jensen.
Judging from the AI generated speeches on that NPC, I'm quite sure Jensen's presentation is also written by AI
Watching Jensen is somehow eerily reminiscent of the early stages of my grandparents dementia
Yeah.. Not joking. This actually made me think he had a stroke or something a while back and no one dared to say anything about it. Felt like he only said half of what he was supposed to say, but half his inner monologue came out as well...
Would also explain all the dumbass decisions NVIDIA made lately...
Very early, he's got a long time until he goes full Biden.
@@iHaveTheDocuments Mask slipped?
I agree. He feels off the way old people losing their grips feel off. Kind of rambling and incoherent.
Oh my god youre right
This key note was…… painful
That's an understatement
you buy you save
but the leather jacket makes him cool and hip to the gamers
I didn't think the AI NPC was that bad, think Steve was a bit harsh on it. Yeah the tone of his voice could use some liveliness but responses were pretty good and had meaning. Considering this is just some put together showcase, it makes me hopeful for what an actual game studio could do when implementing this stuff into games
Genuinely couldn't sit through it
It’s good to see Nvidia branching out into new market. I don’t know if their new product is smokable or edible, but I know that it’s awesome.
You can bet it underperforms for the price though.😡
Well, A.I. might have many Bugs we could eat. Right?
Smokable for sure, but not sure if it's good for everyone
Aint gonna be as smokable and edible as pascal arcitecture
At 60 pounds it better be psychadelic. Seems light for an elephant though.
I love that the fact the nvidia booth having nothing of interest was so unsurprising that it didn’t even warrant a cut-away interjection in post.
Jensen single handedly delivered GN a load of memes and cutscenes to use for the rest of the year, and NVIDIA's computex key note just earned a spot on the disappointment list of 2023. (I can already see Steve picking the most hilarious quote from Jensen and naming it the date of their keynote)
"THANKS STEVE!"
How was this keynote a disappointment? They're talking about equipment costs of which you or I couldn't even comprehend. It was never going to be a keynote for Gamers with capital G, so it cannot be a disappointment for you guys.
@@TheDravic It wasn't a kynote for anyone really, it was just strung together delusional gibberish.
@@ZeroGravitas187 Don't forget about the free pornhub advertisement/meme when he said "4 elephants, one gpu".
@@N1c0T1n3__ I'm pretty sure an elephant can weigh around 15 000 pounds, four of those 60 000 pounds. Wasn't the thing he's talking about 60 000 pounds or so?
"Are you guys with me? Am I alone?"
Same energy as Jeb's "Please clap."
"Please compute"
Jeb!
Jeb's situation was at least because people kept clapping so he asked them NOT to until told otherwise. Just made for a great clip.
This was just, I dont know, I was not with him
If I were in the audience I'd have spoken up and yelled "Yes, you are!" LOL
Maybe with Moore's law he meant after 2x years you get 1x performance for 2x the money. The 4060TI is a 4050!
6:00 I'm so glad you put in Steve Ballmer's "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" I instantly thought of that when I heard Jensen say "You need developers."
I firmly believe that Jensen is working on a way to instert his mind into a supercomputer so he can live forever as the CEO of Nvidia. Like Saburo Arasaka in Cyberpunk.
He's already announced he plans to live as an AI
@@backlogbuddies I think he needs to by the looks of it
I think Musk may have beat him to it. Should be fun though
For a second I read that as "Sauron".
Sounds like Cave Johnson too
Wow, I didn't think anyone could beat Intel on cringe. I was wrong.
Theres NVIDIA for you , they are beating everyone at everything 😂.
Steve Baulmer is in the lead when it comes to a cringe presentation tbh
@@reviewchan9806 You know what, I think I'd still rather have Steve Balmer's presentations than this. Give me the developers. lmao
That rapid fire intro had me literally doubled over in cringe, I physically couldn't watch. Not that looking away really helped
Il waiting for amd
i really like him being the sound effect xD
Jensen so in love with the idea of AI that he became an AI himself
The only reason we never suspected Jensen of being a robot until now was because his rendering wasn't as bad as Mark Zuckerberg's. It's a testament to Nvidia's superior raytracing technology.
If he's a robot then he's definitely chipped with Pentium 4 processor
Data is pissed at you now.
Real Jensen didn't have jackets, listened to gamers and is probably locked somewhere in the HQ attic.
as Meta doenst have any real time raytracing technology that doesnt mean much
lol
Meanwhile we have Jeff Bezos, and he looks like a Bethesda/FNV tier NPC. Their programmers are lazy as shit. But then again typical American looks like hitting the Randomize button anyway so
I'm 30 seconds in to the video and I'm already lost. These presentations are pure pain.
EDIT: Now 60 seconds in and still lost.
EDIT2: 90 seconds and I'm saved by the GN transition. Thank you.
hahaha, we did our best to interpret it!
@@GamersNexus The sheer awkwardness of the can it run Crysis "joke" was astounding. Thank you for putting up with this and helping present it in a way that helps us all not die from cringe and confusion.
120 seconds and saved by closing this window
the first 90 seconds of this is some of the craziest shit ive seen in years, reminds me of when ai was getting started with aidungeon and the mitsuku chatbot.
we all thought it was zuckerberg that came from space but maybe it was jensen all along?
Im glad Intel has stepped into the GPU game because honestly Nvidia is going down a weird path that doesnt seem to be for the average consumer.
easy fix dont buy nvidia products
@@Exia2004 Then do it.
@@Exia2004 it's hard not to buy Nvidia when there are many benefits with going with them. AMD is not really competitive at this point. A lot of software run better with Nvidia. I'm hoping AMD and Intel will be very competitive within the next few years!
Intel is so far behind
@@Exia2004 I buy new video cards roughly twice a decade. My last one was a 1050. My next one will be an AMD Radeon GPU of some sort.
Nvidia is really going above and beyond to destroy their image, and AMD doesn't really seem to be getting the timing... With Intel joining the dispute in the gamer segment AND having enough money to out-budget everyone combined, maybe soon we'll see even more of a monopoly of the team blue?
Nvidia don't care about the gamer segment and why would you when you can sell the big tech to companies in the "AI" bubble. 🤑🤑
Nvidia just became a trillion dollars giant with this move, the gaming market is a pebble compared to AI.
thats almost impossible for the next 3-4 years, right now amd sells like 7-8 times more gpus than intel ( atleast in germany)
Jensen couldn't even say that "more you buy the more you save" line without laughing
His Mind:- Dude seriously ? I know they're idiots but not this much!
It is true though: Geforce GPUs get progressively worse as you go down the stack from the 4090:
"The more you buy, the more you save!"
@@clifflenoir4323 It's an absolute cliff after the 4090. They should/could have easily positioned the 40 series lineup way better if the cards actually followed the 4090's gains linearly, instead of the gap between the 4090 and the 4080 being so incredibly massive like it is.
The 4080 should have been closer to the 4090's performance and then trickled down, and then no one would have complained as much about the pricing as it would have been very good generational gains. As it stands though, the 4090 is the only card that has good generational gain, and good price to performance ratio (even if is expensive), as the other cards trickled down from the 4080 instead.
Unfortunately, they realised they just didn't need to do this, as AMD offered up no real competitive incentive to do so.
@@clifflenoir4323 But except that it isn't? How to tell people are not used to having and moving money and numbers around. They trick themselves into thinking paying a whole lot of money for a ripoff thing is "saving" money. No, $2,000 in USD for a ASUS 4090 or some dumb shit is merely setting more your money on fire. Likewise, if I had bought a GTX 980 for $200 in the pandemic, and that is ripoff overcharge prices, even if it is higher % ripoff, I am still objectively setting less of my money on fire than had I paid $850 for a 3070. It might be less than 50% overcharge, but the 50% overcharge on 980 is still objectively setting $100 on fire instead of setting $350 on fire over MSRP, and that isn't even counting the fact its MSRP at $500 was already too much money in the first place.
Yes, it is abundantly true poor person logic chooses to get cheap $30 walmart sneakers that literally fall apart in three months so your overall yearly shoe budget is actually worse and cost more money consistently buying cheaper product that breaks. This is true. That is why poor people get stuck in lemon car ruts. That is also why you should never ever EVER buy an HP laptop no matter how cheap it is. However, taken as the whole, you are wasting way more money on the 4090, even if it wasn't overcharged, because GPU is also the most rapidly depreciating asset on the planet outside cars and milk. So if you bought a $2000 4090 custom card right now, in just 2 years that thing is going to be worth $1000 at absolute tops. Compare this to a rapidly depreciating 5700XT which still cost $200 used, and is therefore only a loss of $200, not $1000 on MSRP.
This is why it's objectively just the better deal buying an upper midrange card and not a halo product, because I think only coke addicts and new money types don't see the problem in that and act like they always are going to have new money coming in so they just throw their money away. You don't want to act like a poor person true, but you don't want to act like a hoodrat that won the lottery either. Both those people are terrible with their money.
@@DragonOfTheMortalKombat that reminds me south park gordon ramsay episode, Stan: Guys my dad is retarted but he is not that retarted 😂😂😂😂
On a sidenote, props to whoever edited this video. The buffering icon inserts were a really nice touch.
Jensen:
"The less frames we give you, the better your gaming experience is"
😂😂😂
@@Ren33469 I am a plebs who turns off raytracing. I still live in the Dark Ages of PC gaming 😔
Admittedly the idea of AI NPC's is pretty cool, even if it's not quite there yet. Having different interactions on a new playthrough definitely adds a lot to a game.
of course, if the combat mechanics of enemies in games is AI generated, that is going to really mess with speed runners hahaha.
It's gonna be terrible because you can't design a narrative when the AI can just generate any nonsense it wants or even go out of character at random. It might be good for low budget games to add voice acting that they otherwise couldn't afford, but that's it.
@@doltBmB You could always hybridize. Have certain narrative points hard coded, but even allow the AI to change the way it presents them, but with a mandatory outcome.
It could be terrible, or it could be awesome :)
@@doltBmB ????
Seeing Jensen lose his mind is the funniest thing an out of touch CEO has done in a while. 😂😂😂
Give Elon or Jeff a few days
Reality show idea: Elon, Jeff, Jensen, Zucc live in a small condo in shitty neighborhood
Out of touch with what? The company surpassed $1trillion in market value
@@maxweinbach3996 Whatever, fanboy. XD
@@ramonandrajo6348 I’m a fanboy because I’m presenting a fact? Cry some more.
Jensen Huang is now officially the "this is your brain on drugs" example in those PSAs from back in the day.
He literally turned into Joe Biden
I wish doing drugs would make me this rich lmao.
Well it did one thing well. You now have amazing WHOOSH scene transitions for the next year
I suppose the best thing we got out of this was all the future meme potential from new Nvidia clips
It’s like somebody wrote talking points for Jensen, gave him a script and then let him not sleep for a few nights in a row leading up to this and him just yolo-ing the whole thing after coffee or something stronger.
Remove the sleep bit. He literally didn't care to practice. And then when shit hit the fan he got himself all coked up and this work of art was made.
I laugh but then I think God damn these mediocre billionaires are just begging for guillotines. Please at least pretend that you work at SOMETHING.
Right now if my $270 gpu from 2019 dies I won't be able to get something as good, new, for the same price.
That’s giving him to much slack to fall on he a billionaire sure he sleeps fine
LOL, well Columbia Marching powder is liked with millionaires, he might even like "poppy tea" (cough opium cough) . He sounds some manic geeks I know. Wich is not good. He kind of reminds me of some of the demented old folks in the loonybin i've talked to.
Looks like he is on amphetamines
Coke
This keynote on its force alone has the power to convince Pat Gelsinger to stick with discrete GPUs. I hope.
he could have a keynote where he'd just stare at the audience while announcing an arc alchemist refresh and he'd still beat jensen
Intel can smell the blood in the water and Nvidia is entering it's 3DFX phase.
but for what? they are 4-6y behind and they should focus on what they can actually, and thats CPUs.
@@PrefoX nope, they aren't.
intool just didn't want to ACTUALLY compete. they want a huge chunk of OVERPRICED AF GPU market. but simultaneously they don't want to drop prices so GPUs remain insane margin devices. so they don't really want to bring better value GPUs to the market.
thats whats happening, intool likes GPUs being overpriced AF, just like ngreedia and ayyymd do.
when they actually start to compete they'll bury ngreedia. the only problem is competition drops prices and they like to milk the market just like they did with 14nm++++++++++ for years until Ryzen. so they probably won't start actually competing like ever, so ngreedia and ayyymd are safe.
@@PrefoX intool will keep price-performance matching ngreedia. they can and will do that. because doing that means higher margins and more billions in profits. also they don't have to pay TSMC prices because they can manufacture their dies by themselves, so basically intool has an advantage over ngreedia (or ayyymd). their price to manufacture GPUs (and CPUs) IS ALWAYS LOWER. if they wanted they literally could've killed ngreedia or ayyymd with better pricing. but its not profitable to do so. milking the market without actually competing is where billions in profits actually are. by competing you drop prices and devalue your old products that are cheap to produce and have high margins. thats why all what we see is 0-15% progress/year. corporations slow down tecnological progress on purpose to milk the market.
if we ever want to see a meaningful progress in our lifetime what we need is fines and regulation of all multi-billion dollar tech corporations in the USA.
e.g. so they would be obligated to make lets say 50% perf gain/year/dollar at affordable price points in a 0-400 bucks range, and if they are unable then they should supply government/scientists/education with their top tech for free + billions in fines on their profits (50% cut to "the government's technological progress fund") that would go to education/scholarships/medicine/science, stuff like that.
these companies should be obligated to drive the technological progress of humanity and shouldn't be allowed to milk the market without repercussions in form of fees paid to society / scientific / technological progress. you either make real gain every year or pay to government / scientists / education who would do that instead of you. as is all these companies are parasiting on society and progress, slowing the latter down for max profits.
taxes should be applied on company's profits.
at given price ranges corporations should be obligated to make 50% perf gain per dollar per year. if they don't = fines/taxes. prices wouldn't be fixed but perf/dollar should be 50%+. so they should be obligated to mass produce devices (as they already do) with such a gain in a 0-400 bucks range. product names and numbers will be irrelevant, they just should be not crippled in any way. like "a smartphone" will be defined legally what it should have as a bare minimum, like charging and a some type of connection to mass produced headphones, even e.g. replaceable not glued battery. if their devices are "only" 40% faster BUT decrease in price so perf/dollar is 50% gain = okay. if its 0% perf gain but 50% drop in price = still okay. pretty sure balance will find itself.
you can regulate price/performance at a certain price point. i.e. 50% per year can be the baseline for cheap smartphones/GPUs/CPUs (e.g. 100-300 bucks), but nobody stops companies from making 60-75% gain and sell those at a premium for x2-1000 money to stupid customers, i don't care as long as we would get at least 50% gain for affordable prices.
current 0-15% for years is just abominable.
find the right person/people and tell them about it.
actual details - thats just government's work to do, you pay taxes don't you?
clearly every good legislation needs a research and not just taking everything 100% from some random guy on internet (me). but i don't mind if they do))
For some reason the opening segment strongly reminds me of a strange French graphic story I read in Heavy Metal magazine back in the late 1970s. Actually just one sequence of panels, where a door opens and an animatronic Walt Disney walks in and announces "Click-Whirrr! Hi! I'm Walt Disney! Click."
Although there wasn’t any real news updates at this event, I’m still glad the crew went. The humor made it worth it.
Jensen's comments about developers, made me immediately think of Steve Ballmer's sweaty "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!" Speech. And GN didn't disappoint.
Came here to say this, didn't get disappointed
Man I don't think I ever saw that, now I understand far better what the XKCD meme is referring to when they talked about the "Balmer Peak" lmao
how long ago was THAT?
@@AC3handle about 20 years, it was at a Windows 2000 developers' conference, and it's not the only time he did something like this, he also did his famous "monkey dance" in 2000 at Microsoft's 25th anniversary event lol
Now I understand why so many CEOs are excited about AI.
It's as smart as they are already!
maybe we should automate C-suite
I regret not buying Nvidia stock earlier so I could sell it now
In defense ofJensen here (unwillingly, but still), his company's valued doubled this year, and just went up by another 24% (and we're not even in June) because of their AI architecture. So yeah, the reason he's excited about it is because AI just put them at nearly a trillion dollars market cap. Trust me, their shareholders love all this gobbledygook he's presenting.
@@nickllama5296hard to not go up from where they were after 2nd crypto crash
The best part is we haven't even gotten to the actual AI, this is only AI engineers faking it
It’s like looking at a villain from Bond movie that lost contact with world
Wow. Or should I say WHOOOSH!?
The next big question on Jenson's mind: "How can we enable AI to buy our GPUs?"
You can’t tell me Jensen didn’t smoke something before going on stage. You can’t say „I am the sound effect!“ with a straight face to an audience.
Jensen literally would have sounded more coherent if he had randomly shouted "I AM THE WALRUS!" instead, at least maybe some Beatles fans would've appreciated it in context of how the presentation was going lol
I used to act like this when I abused uppers years ago. It's honestly does look/sound like he's on Coke/adderal
@@W1ldSm1le Glad you got clean and off that stuff!
whooooosh🤣
I am Ai
"Moores law is probably currently running at 2 times" subtly kicks 4060ti off camera
maybe he meant murphy's law
I think he means the generational price increase.
The sad thing is that it would have been a very impressive product and a clear demonstration that Moore's Law is still alive, if it had been named the 4050 and had been priced accordingly.
@@Astfgl But then he could not have said the other Statement back then that Moores Law is Dead. You cant just contradict yourself.
Well… not if it hurts your Companys Sales. If it benefits your Company… it suddenly is cool to say the exact opposite just a Year later.
And ppl are defending this Guy. Its pretty funny honestly. „The more i hear him talking the more i hate him.“
I am pretty sure they replaced the real Jensen with an AI generated version, I mean they already showed that they made an AI version of him
I don't know, I feel like ChatGPT could have sounded more like a CEO, whereas Jensen sounded like an intern.
And he runs on intel GPUs
The crappy ai script seemed more human in some ways
Wait, was this a Hatsune Miku concert? If so I know right where I'll put my leek.
I wonder if there’s some secret competition between tech CEOs to see who can act the most insane and still be taken seriously.
@@Ren33469 Rent-free in your brain. You Americans are such a lost cause
You have my respect Steve for sitting through that without murdering half the room, when the Karaoke part came up I was sure someone will start killing someone, I know I would have.
And here we thought that AMD can be a bit cringy at times, but damn, Nvidia wants to beat everyone at that too, and congratulation Nvidia, you struck, gold, oil and a Home run.
GN's coverage of inept tech keynotes is what I live for.
We have memes for decades
I for one enjoy the ramblings of a billionaire coke-head CEO.
@@thelegendaryklobb2879 Nvidia's Public Relations Executive: "Ok, that's...great, Mr. Huang...but, um, let's try it without the swish. Please. Please."
Jensen: "SWISH! HSWOOSH! SHWAAAA! KSWWWUUUUH!"
PR Executive: *puts gun barrel in mouth*
I really loved how you marked the pauses in his speech. Obviously these are just the times when ChatGPU needs to generate the continuation of the presentation. I had half expected to hear: "I apologize for the confusion caused by my previous statement."
Man, the sacrifices you make for our sake, Steve and the rest of GN... Thank God for you guys.🙏🙏
If I ever have an awkward presentation, I just need to rewatch this to remember that a billion dollar top-of-the-line GPU-tech company CEO can have more awkward and more waste-of-time presentation than me.
But seriously, I still prefer NVidia (although Intel Ark is something to keep an eye on), as I do graphical experiments (i.e. programming) and I need a GPU with good support of latest versions of Vulkan, OpenCL, etc. All three major companies (Intel, AMD, and NVidia) offer good products from hardware standpoint, but the software API support of AMD is kind of lagging behind (only slightly). This proves that there are competent engineers working for NVidia, and I know legally, their contract means their knowledge and effort invested in the products does belong to NVidia, but it is still unfair, that the CEO is allowed to present the company in a way that is embarrassing and completely diminish the efforts of those engineers.
Thankfully Jensen is not like Steve
I always assumed these talks would be kind of boring and that's it but man, Jensen is going hard off the rails. He sounds actually insane.
Too much crack during the lockdown 😂
Every billionaire ever is like that, insane what they can get away with just because 🤑
Thank you for your service, Steve & team. I wouldn't have survived that keynote.
but Apple IS NOT anticonsumer.
second this. i cringed hard enough even seeing the short clips from that keynote in this video lol. thanks GN for your work
@@nnnnnn3647
Isn't Apple against right to repair? That sounds pretty anti-consumer to me.
@@snark567 You have the right to repair, apple sells parts. Apple does more than most electronics companies.
@@nnnnnn3647 Get back in your box, fanboy. Apple is absolutely anti-consumer to their very core with their entire "walled garden" ethos. Just because _you_ happen to like it, and just because all/most their customers [have deluded themselves into thinking they] like it, doesn't change that.
I'm kinda excited about the AI NPCs. Obviously they'd need actual written dialog for the important stuff, but being able to improvise some conversations would be really immersive! 2kliksphilip did a video on a tech demo with these bots in a detective game and it seemed like a good time
When the mist of fresh cash flow in the air topples the worlds strongest opioids. The moment you thought you are on furcon.
Jensen seems to have surrounded himself with "yes" people, or more accurately has probably made people so afraid to say "no that is not a good idea" or "are you sure you should be on the stage and not let someone who is trained and knows how to talk to people"
This is how that blatant out of touch and mind boggling inflated ego is just so crystal clear. Maybe you don't need to be a great public speaker to be a great CEO but you should probably have the self awareness to hire one then. I guess we should be thankful that it isn't someone with charisma or actually being good at converting this corporate speak buzzword nonsense into relatable, or even humanlike dialogue because it exposes a lot of the bullshit Nvidia seems to thrive on these days.
@@timf7679 Makes me wonder whether people like that have somehow developed reverse tolerance to cocaine and now the mere touch of a bank note gives them a daily dose.
Then again, are people like that really ever touching cash?
yeah notice it too. Tho he really raised the company, I think NVDIA will fall soon just wait for GOOGLE/Microsoft and others make their own ASICS. NVIDIA keeps mentioning AI lol.
The edits and Steve’s delivery made all the jokes wonderful. Truly enjoyed this.
*whistle blows in the background and Jensen's thugs approach*
I’m not a gamer, but I’m glad YT put this in my feed. The keynote looked unhinged. The stock is soaring, but emperor has no clothes.
He's like that crazy Asian uncle that makes family gatherings feel awkward when he's in town.
This is my first real exposure to Jensen and it's unsettling to see someone in such a position of power lie so egregiously and in such a friendly and gentle fashion. And if he's willing to do that, the AI claims must be completely exaggerated at best.
Stay away from business then, I've met many CEOs who are exactly that.
It wasn't Jensen, it was AI. Real Jensen doesn't like Jackets, wants to make good GPUs and is probably locked up in some matrix.
From insider trading data you can see that while he was going on record and lying about the source of demand for NVIDIA GPUs to investors in 2021, saying that it was mostly from gamers and that their bottom line wouldn't be affected by the end of the crypto mining craze, Jensen was selling **hundreds of millions** of dollars worth of NVDA stock into the rally he was creating. He's a cold-blooded money vacuum who will say whatever the crowd wants to hear to get gullible idiots to hand over their money.
NVIDIA got fined $5.5 million dollars for that lie last year. He made hundreds of millions from it.
@@sdi87hhk well yes, I had managers who were absolutely terrible, they seemed to hand power to the CEOs to impress them in hope of a promotion, when it was clear they were never getting promoted.
Lisa Su(AMD) in the appearances and interviews i've seen with her seems way more grounded.
Everyday the EVGA move to leave makes a lot of sense.
EVGA's exit marked the death of nvidia for me.
The heads of EVGA have balls like not many leaders today.
Jensen was asking help from Sega and TSMC to survive but abused his loyal partner EVGA to quit
Now if Palit moved away from nVidia, that woukd be nailing the tombstone in, since they are the biggest nVidia GPU manufacturer
Glad I was able to nab an EVGA 3080, that thing is gonna be rare in the coming years
That is probably one of the most ironically funny event I've seen in a while
Lord, this is scary lol I hope they had complimentary head-scratcher at the entrance of the conference-hall :P
I really hope Intel get their act together on GPUs so that we aren't reliant on the duopoly.
You mean monopoly? Because AMD is miles away
@@numbersandreality they probably mean in regards to pricing. AMD and Nvidia are both asking about 2-3 times the value of their gpus.
Well if the incumbent two keep mucking up like this, Intel's gonna bang into the room dukes of hazzard style
*Honks the duke's Dixie horn*
@@Lynnfield3440 yeah, generally companies like not losing money on their products, of course they’re gonna charge more than the raw material cost
I really hope they stop participating with the WEF. You know, the people who state "You'll own nothing and be happy" as they fly their million dollar limos in billion dollar jets around the world to tell you you can't drive more than 15 minutes from your home to "stop climate change".
I was quite impressed how Jenson managed to cram that desktop graphics card into that 14 inch laptop.
His body acted as a riser cable
@@hanshanserlein576 They had to upgrade his leather jacket to PCI-E 4.0 first to get 60fps on that x8 card.
@@ShinyHelmet 60FPS with 6FPS as 1% lows because unfortunately it didn't have high speed NVlink Connection and ran out of VRAM.
Whooosh... like that!
They don't put desktop cards in laptops often anymore.
They make a modified low-power mobile GPU and solder it to the motherboard.
Besides that the desktop cards are very overbuilt and the physical GPU and Video Memory Packages are *tiny*.
Like smaller than a credit cred by area tiny
the first minute is mind blowing lol
congratulations to NVIDIA, not everyone has reached the 2000s for stage performances.
A true modern day Steve Balmer
The whole argument about GPU servers being more cost effective was thrown my way by a number of Nvidia engineers. I would tell them how much we were spending on renting CPU time and they would say outlandish things like "oh, you can bring that down to a fraction of that" (worth noting that they didn't understand our codebase at all). When asked how, they would tell us that first we'd have to complete re architect our code and rewrite it to exclusively rely on nvidia hardware and software.
Needless to say we didn't do that, and instead just keep optimizing out code to work better on CPU (4x improvement since that conversation happened).
There are so many people who don't realize that the world of computing isn't solely multiply + add/accumulate. Or that a GPU core is practically only a multiply + add/accumulate machine. I had HPE try to sell us GPU servers, when if we were to write our code to run on GPUs where it could, it would be slower due to latency, and not be able to meet our requirements. There was an email sent out to get us sales reps who weren't trying to do an upsell that would perform worse for the customer. And the finance people are sure lucky there were 2 engineers on the call.
@@IAmPattycakes Agreed, other than parallel computation, gpu is slow compared to cpu
@@JhonX-vj3bk Well, What if you added some gpu computing to help balance out what you have? I mean, unless when you mean that gpus are better in parallel computing, as in working together...
@@techdiyer5290 It's a nice idea, definitely. Unfortunately it's not that simple with an existing application to segregate the processes so that those benefiting from GPU compute are sent there and the rest remains CPU. That doesn't even look at the cost aspect where it's generally cheaper to keep using "old and inferior" tech (that works) and throw more grunt at it over time rather than developing something new on untested hardware. Basically you have to keep running the old while you make the new and that's a big chunk of change, even for companies where the annual gross is measured in the billions. Starting from scratch though? Go for it.
But see, if you would have just BOUGHT MORE, you would have SAVED MORE.
The man literally just paraphrased "don't think, just consoom" live on stage.
15:17 So that's where the missing GPU VRAM went into.
On the topic of anti-competitive behavior, I'm so relieved the attempted ARM acquisition by Nvidia has failed regulatory requirements. That would have been disastrous for everyone except Nvidia.
What anti-competitive behavior?
When you nail shut the doors to practices that brings down price and drives up demand.
If you shoot your competitors dead, or sabotage, and bribe politicians and industry influencers, to play the game your way, you make it impossible for anyone else to fight back.
Apple loves this, Nvidia loves this, Microsoft loves this.
even though it failed, it still served as a wake up call for the industry and made a lot of companies start considering RISC-V more seriously
@@maxweinbach3996 monopoly
The "Can it play Crysis" joke felt like the "Ridge Racer" moment from that ancient Sony E3.
I'd say it's worse.
@@paulustrucenusyeah. “Ridge Racer” was turned into a meme. “Can it run Crysis?” is just an old meme.
Even the $100 laptop I got for watching TH-cam can play Crysis - someone has a TH-cam video of the same specs playing it okay. (Like 30 FPS lol)
@@StephenGillie the joke was a meme back in time...
@@archadiano Yes, I was there for that massively unoptimized game. It was unavoidable, being added to literally every gaming benchmark.
Okay - we got enough meme material for the rest of 2023. Thanks Steve!
"Well, that's it. We sat through two hours of that so you wouldn't have to."
Thanks, Steve.
I laughed. I cried. I ate pizza. Loved the "loading" graphics during Jensen's awkward pauses. Chef's kiss.
Lisa at CES: "Wanna see a meandering keynote speech?"
Jensen at Computex: "Hold my jacket."
The presentation sounds like an improvisational Rick and Morty skid, where they watch the "Inter-dimensional Cable", to watch shows from alternate realities.
I had to remind myself multiple times to pick my jaw up off the floor during this keynote. I'm convinced he was high the whole time.
I thought Jensen was going to announce his entire presentation was himself generated with AI on stage.
If you told me ChatGPT-2 wrote his script, I'd believe it.
@@benjaminoechsli1941if you mean gpt2 yep, that's how it sounds, Chatgpt2 (as a possible successor to Chatgpt which currently works with gpt 3 and 4) would've wiped the floor with this...
@@kayburcky7146 it doesn’t matter anyway but as far as I understood, chatgpt is gpt 3.5, gpt 4 is not referred to chatgpt anymore
Steve feeling nervous that Jensen might be sending whistle wielding secret police is not an irrational fear but a legitimate human reflex.
Listening to the presentation, i was expecting some one to shout "Biiiiiit Cooooneeeeeect!"
Oh btw the Voicemod bit, the music isn't actually AI generated, and most likely neither is the text. Voicemod Text-to-Sing has a set of premade tracks and only converts input text to vocals.
We love these keynotes Steve. They provide countless sound bites / transitions for the next 12 months of GN videos.
Nvidia does not have a plan for AI. They want everyone to think they do, so they can hope to remain relevant as competition comes along. Their goal is to sell AI hardware as long as possible with as much markup as possible for the time being.
They do, invest in AI making sure it runs using CUDA.
Intel does something similar for CPU based, which is great for learning, just doesn't really work in scale as most AI tasks that we're looking at using neural networks run better on a GPU.
Well NVIDIA owns CUDA and AMD and Intel do not. A lot of machine learning libraries are specifically relying on CUDA, so that actually gives AMD and Intel less relevance in the AI topic.
I cannot wait until we start calling the tech companies out on their Emperor's New Clothes crap.
"Yeah, I've totally got an idea for a chip that will...I dunno. Beam ads for lootboxes directly into children's brains."
"Do- do you?"
"Give me money and find out."
"Uh..."
"Well, someone else will give me money and then you won't be invested and then if my idea comes good you'll be out some sweet dividends. What are you, a luddite that lacks all vision and hope for the future?"
"I- uh- um AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH HERE'S TWO BILLION DOLLARS."
The trend is shifting towards having the CPU and GPU on the same piece of PCB (taking out the PCIE bus) or having the CPU and GPU (like Apple's M1) manufactured on the same silicon.
I wonder what sumptuous shrooms Jensen tried before his keynote 🤣😂
I'm glad to see Nvidia is so onboard with A.I. that they even let it write Jensen's speech 😂
No way! You can't find an AI that can be THAT incomprehensible.
Luckily AI advance fast. Amybe next year this will be better!
😂
"No computer has ever been this heavy before!"
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain the room sized computers of the 1940s and 1950s were a LOT more than 60 lbs.
"A.I. , A.I., Oh and Old MacJensen had a laptop, A.I., A.I. Oh... And an A.I. here, and an A.I. there, here an A.I., there an A.I., every-where an A.I.! Old MacJensen had a Keynote, A.I., A.I. Oh!"
The "Jenson's police" part cracked me up 😂😂
Thank you for including the "whoosh" montage at the end. Probably the best part of the NVIDIA presentation.
He is the sound effect...
AI can replace everything, but it cannot replace paying customers 😂
no no, it can. see also scalper bots. Just saying!
AI will make money obsolete.
because pets don't need cash.
Soon AI will be much more wealthy than any normal people are!
The remake of Jenson Two Two and the Hood Fang is not what I expected it to be...
Wow....that was a really sad keynote. Definitely groan worthy in every way.