@mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen That may be the one tiny shred of karma that came back to bite Judith - that her own son will probably grow up to hate her after seeing the way she treated Alan for all those years.
Well, she screwed them both up, and they didn't really have much ability (or desire in Charlie's case) to fight back when they were kids, but now they're stuck together in the same house, and she comes barging in most days to try and guilt and manipulate them, so why not stand together and give some push back eh?
Alan "I wish there was a better way to deal with mom" Charlie "There is, but we're both to pretty for jail" Best part and the smile from both of them afterward.
Judith's character is exactly the kind of shrill, shrews dudes are horrified at ending up with after they marry 'em.............hence why marriage is in decline hehe
OMG I love this show! They should have kept it going and kept Charlie Sheen in the cast. Everyone in here had such a great chemistry and the acting was so natural and funny.
As soon as Charlie left the show went down I mean it had a few funny moments after that but it was nothing nothing without Charlie it just wasn't the same. This episode was fucking hilarious though I loved it when Charlie first meets Berta sister on his bed it is so funny
@@33kingofkingsYeah, I think one of the biggest problems was with the premise they tried to go for. Like, they wrote off Charlie as getting killed; fine. But where it didn't make sense was Ashton Kutcher's character buying the house and letting Alan live with him. I mean, that's already too ridiculous of a premise even for live-action. Just make Charlie put in his will that Alan inherited the house, and Ashton Kutcher's character moves in to help with bills and give himself a place to live. There, problem solved.
Judith wonders why her own some dislikes her? Maybe it's because of what she is doing? I bet she's never thought of it that way has she because she's so perfect?
Yes, but you feel that way only because she's a terrific actress. I mean whole cast was spot on, I can't name a single character that didn't belong. Charlie was the best of course, good times!
@@godwarrin Gotta give some credit to the writers, too. They wrote her character and made her so easy to hate (yet at the same time, kept her believable as a human being).
that joke of leave a message at the beep reminds me of a joke from my father. he'd pick up the phone and say the following: You have reached the phone of ... I cannot come to the phone right now but leave a message at the beep and then either: hook up or wait very long until the other person starts to sigh and then say: It's taking a long time isn't it.
Here in Serbia,it is I think a 7th rerun of this show.And of course,I am watching it again and laugh like crazy.Greetings to all TAAHM fans around the world from a Serbian fan☺️
@@stefanmovieflixtomasi, if you have to ask that question, you don’t know this show very well. Imagine the American woman: look at how she acts when she has to get a divorce. Judith is evil because she constantly bullied Alan, she constantly threatened him, he had to pay her $4000 in alimony which I thought was outrageous. She didn’t have a job. She was lazy. She was controlling. She was even narcissist. She was a terrible mother and wife. Alan was a good father and husband and she just dropped him like a bad habit. Even her own parents didn’t understand why she did that because they loved Alan. Jake disrespected his mother because she saw Judith disrespect his father for years. Judith stayed rich and Alan stayed broke. Judith was not that different from Charlie and Alan’s own mother. It was sickening the way this woman just was able to con money out of him, and if he didn’t pay her she would threaten him with her lawyer. She made it her mission to make sure Alan’s life was a living hell, and hers was well.
@@stefanmovieflixtomasi, she even turned Kandi against him after his divorce with her. It was because he was happy with her, and having sex with her. She gave her her own lawyer. It was pathetic.
Jeez. I don’t see why Alan is so scared of her. She already left him and took all his money. There’s really nothing more she could do and Alan has all the reasons to hate her. If I was him I’d laugh in her face and make it a point to annoy her letting Jake know why, or at least what type of girl, never to marry. Of course it would just be a small bit of vengeance and Judith always be the winner😭 poor Alan. He deserves so much better.
Joel Gawne she needs to dump her son off somewhere that she doesn’t have to pay to babysit, she shows her greed with getting his alimony money but she’s always dumping jake off on Alan so she can be a negligent parent. By trying to go to family court and denying Alan visitations means she has to find someone who will put up with babysitting Jake for free and she has none and thus would be forced to ask Alan to do it and than she would have to pay him at which point Alan and Charlie would set the bar so high that exceeds what Alan has paid her each month for alimony and cause Judith to dip into her own personal finances to pay for it. And ole Judith is too greedy to do that because she would be the one losing money.
He's scared that she'll take even more in alimony. There were several times in the show where Alan started to grow a spine, but then Judith threatened to call her lawyer to renegotiate the alimony or some other BS like it.
Judith: Why is my son being so disrespectful to me? Because he's a middle schooler. All middle schoolers are disrespectful to everyone. I was, my friends were, and I'm sure Judith was even more disrespectful than she already is.
Notice at the end of the video when Alan and Charlie say "What?", Judith is standing over them due to a step... It makes Charlie and Alan look like a couple of kids!
This hold seens is just magic with Charlie and Alan working as a team . And when berta said beep to their mum and then pots the phone back down it makes me laugh again and again xxx
Marin Hinkle is awesome. She played the part of Judith so well, well enough to generate hate and people calling for her head. But I always thought, Judith, Lois from Malcolm in the Middle and Marie Barone should meet up for tea and scones, to compare notes.
Yes. She was great as Judith. I've seen her in other shows play much warmer characters In defense of Lois, the boys were often unforgiving, troublemakers. She had to be tough, although she went overboard at times
I myself have a sister in law that's married to my brother. They have two daughters together. And much like Charlie, I never badmouth her to the kids. But with my brother, I'm completely honest lol
ALAN= Hey, look who's here. JAKE= Hey, dad. JUDITH= Hey, aren't you going to kiss me goodbye? JAKE: Apparently not. 😂 ALAN= Hell, no. I talked to her last time. CHARLIE= Choose you for it. ALAN= Odds. CHARLIE= Once, twice, three, shoot. ALAN= Odds. You have got to talk to her. CHARLIE= No. ALAN= Hey, but you said-....... CHARLIE= I lied. 😂
This was one of the funniest episodes my favourite scene is when Charlie is in bed and he first meets Berta sister and they start wrestling on the bed it is fucking comic gold
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Season 2, episode 7 (A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana)
One of the rare moments where Alan and Charlie team up as brothers to annoy a person they both dislike: Judith. That's golden :p
don't forget their mom
It was there mom this time
Xylarxcode I love it when Charlie and Alan team up on a situation
Hah so true!
I wanted to like it buts its at 420
RIP Berta... Your character is always amazingly funny. Rest in Peace !!!
She is missed
Totally missed.
Berta was my favorite character in the show. Shes a savage :)
She died?
@@zainsyed9811 she did.
Berta was so fucking funny......tough woman.
love the first seasons of the show. great comedy, awesome writing and acting
It was fantastic until season 8, it went down hill fast from season 8. He's was doing to much class As in season 8
Charlie also speaks so eloquent 😂
Love the first seasons of the show great comedy awesome
Judith: “Aren’t you gonna kiss me goodbye?”
Jake: *walking away* “apparently not”
That was funny!
Wow...its almost like we watched the same video
I kinda have to be with Jake this time, there comes a time and age when kissing your mother is no longer cute and instead really awkward.
Apparently nobody will
@@JohnPerry27 that's the moment when the show became "THREE Men."
I love how Judith doesn't even stop to consider why Jake is being so disrespectful, just straight to the blame game.
@mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen That may be the one tiny shred of karma that came back to bite Judith - that her own son will probably grow up to hate her after seeing the way she treated Alan for all those years.
@@Tantalus010 He told Alan in 11th season that he realised that Judith is a bad person
@@ivanmaras6566 did that really happen? Wow, I'd love to know the episode.
@@HasufelyArod Last episode of 11th season maybe, before he went to Japan
Karen
"There is, but we're both too pretty for jail" lol best part
There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail lol best part
"Leave a message at the beep. BEEP"
LOL, that was brillant. I agree.
It's the 'What' comment after loool
There is but we're both too pretty for jail lol best part
Charlie and Alan standing united together was always good fun. They really play the role of brothers so well
I like the fact that Charlie and Alan have a lot of fights but when it comes to their mother they team up.
Or Judith
Best way to survive
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Well, she screwed them both up, and they didn't really have much ability (or desire in Charlie's case) to fight back when they were kids, but now they're stuck together in the same house, and she comes barging in most days to try and guilt and manipulate them, so why not stand together and give some push back eh?
Bro's before ho's?? Lol
Have you been saying derogatory things about me? 'No, why ? do you want me to?' HaHaHa....
Ultra fast response master.
Burn, big-time burn.
Alan "I wish there was a better way to deal with mom" Charlie "There is, but we're both to pretty for jail" Best part and the smile from both of them afterward.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murder is legal in Nevada
Although it's hard to hear the difference, I'm sure they said "too pretty", not "to pretty."
"Charlie, have you said derogatory things about me to Jake?"
"No, why? Did you want me to?"
😆😆😆😆
underated line
Surprised no one said: Judith, he lives with you! You want him to stop, stop giving him material.
"Leave a message at the beep. *BEEP*" Berta is hilarious
666th comment
Leave a message at the beep, BEEP! HAHAHAHAHA!
Berta is straight-up savage.
Man... Gotta love Bertha..
911 likes? weird
@A M :D Yes!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Berta is Awesome and Charlie is a FREAKING GENIUS!
Damn right.
to Jake ? Uh no .
Judith: "What about Charlie?"
Alan: "With him I'm completely honest!"
LOL!!! Good one!
@@Bayouma777 This show has redirection-humor down to a science.
“Charlie I wanna talk to you.”
“Good to know.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 gotta love Charlie 😂
Sorry but that was from the I don't mean to be rude video
Judith: Do you bad mouth me in front of Jake?
Alan: no.
Judith: what about Charlie?
Alan: with him I’m completely honest
I love that grin on Alan's face at 0:48.
The face Lex Luthor makes as he is watching Superman die
1:45 onwards is even more hilarious. he does it so well, so naturally. Alan is an underrated actor.
Judith's character is exactly the kind of shrill, shrews dudes are horrified at ending up with after they marry 'em.............hence why marriage is in decline hehe
BlacKnightRising lol I think it's cause we're tired of the bs and want to keep our dignity and half of our stuff 😊
Marriage is the leading cause OF divorce
Women like Judith are why I’m so afraid of impregnating a woman I don’t actually have feelings for
Feminists dude. Its getting worse because of the Democrats
AsurasPath22 well the republicans won’t make it better and I’m no fan of the democrats.
-Are you gonna kiss me goodbye?
-Apparently not
Classic Jake XD🤣
OMG I love this show! They should have kept it going and kept Charlie Sheen in the cast. Everyone in here had such a great chemistry and the acting was so natural and funny.
Charlie left and Jake grew up. It wasn't good anymore. But the memories are awesome.
As soon as Charlie left the show went down I mean it had a few funny moments after that but it was nothing nothing without Charlie it just wasn't the same. This episode was fucking hilarious though I loved it when Charlie first meets Berta sister on his bed it is so funny
@@33kingofkingsYeah, I think one of the biggest problems was with the premise they tried to go for. Like, they wrote off Charlie as getting killed; fine. But where it didn't make sense was Ashton Kutcher's character buying the house and letting Alan live with him. I mean, that's already too ridiculous of a premise even for live-action. Just make Charlie put in his will that Alan inherited the house, and Ashton Kutcher's character moves in to help with bills and give himself a place to live. There, problem solved.
“I wish there was a better way to deal with mom”
“There is but we’re both too pretty for jail...”
Charlie and Alan seem to unite when judith is around
And their mother
J: "Alan, have you been badmouthing me?"
A: "Badmouthing you? To whom?"
J: "To Jake"
A: "Oh to Jake, no!"
If you catch Alan's drift 😆
No boy we dumb af
Judith : I don't understand why he is behaving like this
Charlie : But you know why I am doing it right 😂😂
Alan wasn’t wrong 😑 he doesn’t talk about her around jake but around Charlie he’s completely honest 👏🏻
"I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom" "There is but were both to pretty for jail" 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly, Judith is so hatable in this series. Does she not have ANY redeeming qualities?
Her nice rack
LemonZeppelin Hell yeah! Good-looking at 40 in a bikini is very redeeming.
Yes
Tits
Shes hot as fuck
I ship USUK shes your tipycal american woman so no
I need Berta as an answering machine lmao
Even for a cell phone 📱
What's not to bad-mouth about Judith, am I right?
Luke Smith Yes ,you are .
Judith is the poster-girl for the so-called "modern woman".
She is pretty
@@afonsodeportugalSo hiding behind the idea of feminism just so you have an excuse to be a shit person? Seems to check out lol
Judith wonders why her own some dislikes her? Maybe it's because of what she is doing? I bet she's never thought of it that way has she because she's so perfect?
Steve The Man did you see the episode where she yelled at grown up Jake to go with his father? she doesn't love her own son
She does have two failed marriages under her belt and still wonders why they failed.
son*
Yes, but you feel that way only because she's a terrific actress. I mean whole cast was spot on, I can't name a single character that didn't belong. Charlie was the best of course, good times!
@@godwarrin Gotta give some credit to the writers, too. They wrote her character and made her so easy to hate (yet at the same time, kept her believable as a human being).
We can see here how talented they all are, amazing acting from all of them.
Charlie and Jon were a perfect duo. Effortless chemistry
Leave a message at the beep, BEEEEP.... Epic Berta!! Lmao
Judith IS modern feminism.
Fubar AlAkbar you’re a modern dipshit lmao
Nah she is just a modern cunt, No one, not even feminists would like her.
Mmmm nah
@@tatum2739 no. It actually makes sense.
You're wrong @Fubar. Modern feminists are even worse.
Judith: Have you said derogatory things about me to jake?
Charlie: No. why, do you want me to? 😂😂
I love it when Charlie & Alan team up against a common enemy!
"Charlie, have you said derogatory about me to Jake?"
"No, why did you want me to?"
😁😀😂😂😂
Don't u just love it when alan and Charlie team up against Judith
I love when Alan says I know with that grin😂😂
@kitasmith9996 Jon Cryers' ALAN HARPER character easily get the I know look from Norman Fells' Mr. Roper character on THREE'S COMPANY.
Alan should have kept this attitude throughout, him being docile got boring to fast imo
Yes the show got a bit lame at times
Not really , both suits him. But its annoying when goes too far submissive.
But you get why I’M doing it, right?
That grin at the end of that line is perfect!
Judith was obnoxious. Just like in this scene.
I love the actress who plays Judith. She’s awesome.
She's annoying.
You don't need laughtrack for this scene bcoz it's genuinely funny..
Judith played her role so well
The part where he says "I know" cracks me up, awesome burn.
that joke of leave a message at the beep reminds me of a joke from my father.
he'd pick up the phone and say the following:
You have reached the phone of ... I cannot come to the phone right now but leave a message at the beep and then either:
hook up or wait very long until the other person starts to sigh and then say: It's taking a long time isn't it.
When they're on the same page it's hilarious especially against Judith and their mother
I know they're like Drake and Josh as adults 🤣
Here in Serbia,it is I think a 7th rerun of this show.And of course,I am watching it again and laugh like crazy.Greetings to all TAAHM fans around the world from a Serbian fan☺️
1:52 mins of the show and it was so much more laughter than any other show recently.
Ooh the irony!
Jake disrespects his mother the same way Charlie and his brother are with their own mother...
This is all generational
Well their mom is evil
Ashley Johnson, yes but Judith is pretty evil.
@@derekmathews1818 how is she evil? I think she’s beautiful
@@stefanmovieflixtomasi, if you have to ask that question, you don’t know this show very well. Imagine the American woman: look at how she acts when she has to get a divorce. Judith is evil because she constantly bullied Alan, she constantly threatened him, he had to pay her $4000 in alimony which I thought was outrageous. She didn’t have a job. She was lazy. She was controlling. She was even narcissist. She was a terrible mother and wife. Alan was a good father and husband and she just dropped him like a bad habit. Even her own parents didn’t understand why she did that because they loved Alan. Jake disrespected his mother because she saw Judith disrespect his father for years. Judith stayed rich and Alan stayed broke. Judith was not that different from Charlie and Alan’s own mother. It was sickening the way this woman just was able to con money out of him, and if he didn’t pay her she would threaten him with her lawyer. She made it her mission to make sure Alan’s life was a living hell, and hers was well.
@@stefanmovieflixtomasi, she even turned Kandi against him after his divorce with her. It was because he was happy with her, and having sex with her. She gave her her own lawyer. It was pathetic.
"No. Why? Do you want me to ?"
Genius
"Oh to Jake no"😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Leave a message at the beep! BEEP!" Berta gold! 😂😂😂
Yes Judith, because preteens and teenagers are known for being soooooo respectful towards their parents.
one of the best episodes!!
You ARE the enemy Judith, Jake is growing up and seeing you for what you are.
One of the VERY SPARINGLY FEW times in THFM, where Charlie comes to Alan's defense
Jeez. I don’t see why Alan is so scared of her. She already left him and took all his money. There’s really nothing more she could do and Alan has all the reasons to hate her. If I was him I’d laugh in her face and make it a point to annoy her letting Jake know why, or at least what type of girl, never to marry. Of course it would just be a small bit of vengeance and Judith always be the winner😭 poor Alan. He deserves so much better.
I think he's scared she will take his soul as well...she's capable you know!!
Silvamoon 3000 using Jake as an instrument of your vengeance will only hurt him
I think Alan is genuinely scared that Judith will get the kangeroo courts (aka the "family court") to take away all his visitation rights.
Joel Gawne she needs to dump her son off somewhere that she doesn’t have to pay to babysit, she shows her greed with getting his alimony money but she’s always dumping jake off on Alan so she can be a negligent parent.
By trying to go to family court and denying Alan visitations means she has to find someone who will put up with babysitting Jake for free and she has none and thus would be forced to ask Alan to do it and than she would have to pay him at which point Alan and Charlie would set the bar so high that exceeds what Alan has paid her each month for alimony and cause Judith to dip into her own personal finances to pay for it.
And ole Judith is too greedy to do that because she would be the one losing money.
He's scared that she'll take even more in alimony. There were several times in the show where Alan started to grow a spine, but then Judith threatened to call her lawyer to renegotiate the alimony or some other BS like it.
Very nice! Thanks for posting!
Judith: Why is my son being so disrespectful to me?
Because he's a middle schooler. All middle schoolers are disrespectful to everyone. I was, my friends were, and I'm sure Judith was even more disrespectful than she already is.
Judith suddenly realizing why Jake is the way he is xD priceless
I love Berda she has the best lines
Wish my brother and I had a bond like Alan and Charlie.
1:51 and every second is funny, what a masterpiece!
I love earlier seasons so much when Jake was at that age. So much more fun
The best part is that they didn't even realize it 🤣
The bond Charlie and Alan have is perfect.
Ezio Auditore One thing they actually DO agree is on their dislike of Judith.
I love how Alan and Charlie's face changed after jail joke.
love it when Charlie and Alan get along.
Judith can disrespect but she cant take it when allen does it
Notice at the end of the video when Alan and Charlie say "What?", Judith is standing over them due to a step... It makes Charlie and Alan look like a couple of kids!
I’ll tell that lady to take a hike and her to leave my son and me alone lol
LMAO
@@stefanmovieflixtomasi one thing can’t stand is a karren
With charlie im completely honest 🤣🤣🤣 gets me all the time
That scene is pure gold, every single word
This one never gets old.
I love how charlie never gets mad at Berta or Jake
He gets mad at Jake
"ah to Jake, no" god this show was witty and funny as hell
One of the all time best written shows
I don't know but I've been told,
Screwing with Judy never gets old
The way they asked what at the same time 😂
Judith is always scratching her hands and rubbing her palms. Its reminds me of someone.... a housefly. 😆😆😆
This hold seens is just magic with Charlie and Alan working as a team . And when berta said beep to their mum and then pots the phone back down it makes me laugh again and again xxx
"But you get why I'm doing it, right?" 😅
1:40 Alan is happy that someone called him pretty.
🤣🤣
I miss charlie when he was sober and in the show
Marin Hinkle is awesome. She played the part of Judith so well, well enough to generate hate and people calling for her head. But I always thought, Judith, Lois from Malcolm in the Middle and Marie Barone should meet up for tea and scones, to compare notes.
Yes. She was great as Judith. I've seen her in other shows play much warmer characters
In defense of Lois, the boys were often unforgiving, troublemakers. She had to be tough, although she went overboard at times
While you're at it, add Peggy Biggs from Mike and Molly to hook up with Judith, Lois and Marie.
I feel like Debra would be a good candidate too
Bertha was such a force in the show😭😭 R.I.P
Season 1 to 8 ........a once in a lifetime indeed .
I myself have a sister in law that's married to my brother. They have two daughters together. And much like Charlie, I never badmouth her to the kids. But with my brother, I'm completely honest lol
ALAN= Hey, look who's here.
JAKE= Hey, dad.
JUDITH= Hey, aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?
JAKE: Apparently not. 😂
ALAN= Hell, no. I talked to her last time.
CHARLIE= Choose you for it.
ALAN= Odds.
CHARLIE= Once, twice, three, shoot.
ALAN= Odds. You have got to talk to her.
CHARLIE= No.
ALAN= Hey, but you said-.......
CHARLIE= I lied. 😂
This is the best clip yet, by faaaaar😂
This was one of the funniest episodes my favourite scene is when Charlie is in bed and he first meets Berta sister and they start wrestling on the bed it is fucking comic gold
I love Berta lmao
I love when Charlie and Allen gang up on Judith. Bonding over a common enemy. 😅
That sniggering and the ‘What’ at the end reminded me of Beavis and Butthead 😂
a 2 minute clip and i burst out laughing like at least 5 times.
This is the best scene from the entire show.