Which Skyrim City can fight the most BEARS?

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  • How many bears can each city in Skyrim fight?
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  • @Superdan4290
    @Superdan4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9953

    Imagine taking a really hard cooking test and then your teacher yells “But now it’s time for the REAL test!” And just lets a bunch of wild bears in the building.

    • @jackzter049
      @jackzter049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Then you realise your in riften

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I would probably either die quickly or hunt the bleep out of some bears

    • @nono-zc1dj
      @nono-zc1dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Weren’t you on a general Sam video, ya dingus

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peak & Peak me? No. I don’t know who that is.

    • @Superdan4290
      @Superdan4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Peak & Peak no, I’ve never heard of that.

  • @CoOlKyUbI96
    @CoOlKyUbI96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4437

    This is like a JRPG.
    At the beginning: Bears trying to kill simple towns guards.
    At the end: *Bears trying to kill God*

    • @donutboi6187
      @donutboi6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Literally just Persona 5

    • @kostasspirou1010
      @kostasspirou1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@donutboi6187 that's what I was thinking 😂

    • @cilantromcghee3092
      @cilantromcghee3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Then the bears kill sonic. Not really sure where that fits in to your model friend.

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's like a JRPG but it's actually good which classifies it as a WRPG

    • @terrencewalsh9098
      @terrencewalsh9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gordonfreeman474 Is....is that hat films?

  • @lostpotato4723
    @lostpotato4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6366

    Imagine dying because of a bear then getting to heaven and then you're attacked by bears again

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Plot twist: that was hell

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      moxxie in the latest episode of hellova boss... the sharks hate him!

    • @ZazeH
      @ZazeH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sounds like the defintion of hell tbh

    • @mrhouse9368
      @mrhouse9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      When u get mauled by a bear and die then u go to heaven and god says: but now it’s time for the REAL test, and another bear starts attacking u

    • @isaacnewton1700
      @isaacnewton1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you mean Sovngarde

  • @InfinitusMG
    @InfinitusMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3318

    Whiterun: is wiped out by a paltry 8 bears
    The Companions: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @BluSoldier..
      @BluSoldier.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      thx for showing me how ta type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@BluSoldier.. You type it like -\_:)_/-

    • @asparagusstick7820
      @asparagusstick7820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      -\_:)_/-

    • @asparagusstick7820
      @asparagusstick7820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hazeltree7738 did not work

    • @juqoise
      @juqoise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      -\_( :0 )_/-

  • @IAlightenI
    @IAlightenI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3724

    "The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, is what it is."

    • @fieryscorpion6696
      @fieryscorpion6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      We thought he was a fool, we never listened to his wisdom. And as we are now being eaten alive by bears he’s looking down on us as the lowley bear fodder we always were.

    • @KlaverKatten
      @KlaverKatten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whiterun is a bad city to fight, as Dragonsreach tracks hostility towards you separately than the rest and will keep being hostile towards you even after the rest of Whiterun has turned nonhostile again.
      at least that is my experience :p

    • @ForeverOfMusic
      @ForeverOfMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Remember they sent 4 guards to Riverwood and those guards don't get replaced in Whiterun proper.

    • @mathewestrella6291
      @mathewestrella6291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The problem is that he had the lamecloaks as guards

    • @toastymarshmallow5372
      @toastymarshmallow5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he was right
      we should have listened to him

  • @Dave-xn4zg
    @Dave-xn4zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9467

    Imagine hunting a bear then a strange voice says “but this is the real test” and suddenly 100 more bears appear

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      That would be unbearable.

    • @grandmoffgigi
      @grandmoffgigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      @@mcbadrobotvoice8155 I wouldn't want to be the man bearing that weighty situation

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      gigi i don’t think they prebeared for it

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ...Need me to show you guys the door?

    • @gunmob5442
      @gunmob5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      It would be quite the feat to defeat those bears especially if you would be bearfoot

  • @boostedleafeon7794
    @boostedleafeon7794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    What annoyed me most was Solitude's lack of reaction. I accidentally pick up a Flower and the whole town is trying to kill me in seconds, but there's bear eating the people, oh well, that can wait....

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Yeah you really need to mod in a town alert so that all the guards know when an attack is happening or it just doesn't work for stuff like this. Skyrim just wasn't made with the idea of the towns being attacked in mind, which is funny since thats exactly what certain events like dragons and vampires do. They need a town bell.

    • @johnbarker256
      @johnbarker256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yea bro screw the bears, that guy stole a deathbell

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Merilirem there is a city bell mod

    • @aristonaragao3171
      @aristonaragao3171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well the city *is* called Solitude…

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's why we have big ass bells everywhere in the old times

  • @Jayzgrouse
    @Jayzgrouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3922

    Keep in mind Ulfric and like 4 dudes did better than the entire city of Whiterun by a pretty large margin.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Whiteruns problem is that most of its fighting force is outside the walls or in other places where they can't hear the bears. This event goes very different if you use open cities.

    • @aeugchad
      @aeugchad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ulfric has the Thu'um

    • @firstlast6437
      @firstlast6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Merilirem "the outcome is different when using mods"
      Yeah, no shit buddy.

    • @BoObOo-md5vg
      @BoObOo-md5vg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@firstlast6437 tf

    • @guntugakgun1924
      @guntugakgun1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Open citi3s yea

  • @shoople
    @shoople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2801

    "oh no, the bears have come out of the general store" this is why people choose youtube over cable

    • @bareyeelos2417
      @bareyeelos2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I’m glad someone else cracked up at this lmfao

    • @euanmabrown97
      @euanmabrown97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No competition

    • @xander4644
      @xander4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i laughed so hard at that part lol

    • @emanuel81111
      @emanuel81111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bear- "2 chicken leg please"

    • @emanuel81111
      @emanuel81111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The fact that some people are watching cable right its really really demoralizing . Imagine having to watch 1/2 ads 1/2 repeated boring as fuck tv shows , fake news and movies from 2003

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6021

    Imagine finally ascending to Sovngarde after spending years as a just warrior, only to walk in and see everyone dead while 90 bears are spazzing out.

    • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
      @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Then being eaten alive by the bears...

    • @hamsnub
      @hamsnub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      TheBlackCat viewerAccount well- eaten dead

    • @animefan1979
      @animefan1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      no imagine going to sovengarde then having to watch hundreds of bears fight sonic

    • @thecringydorito8497
      @thecringydorito8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What happens if you die in sovengard

    • @AT-kj2vq
      @AT-kj2vq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm more concerned if they drank all the Mead in the process

  • @Urahara451
    @Urahara451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    This is exactly why Sheogorath is not allowed to spend time with Hircine.

  • @maxcheek3943
    @maxcheek3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    This man baked an entire tub of cookie dough just to show heaven takes 95 bears to to get obliterated

    • @tianamaycry
      @tianamaycry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He prolly just had a sweet tooth that day.

    • @flamechampionlv5why
      @flamechampionlv5why 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, that's science

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He sacrificed so much for us. And all he got in return was a shit-ton of delicious cookies.

    • @uyais
      @uyais ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this sentence would kill a victorian child

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@uyaisI don't get this meme anymore 😭

  • @ironwolf3319
    @ironwolf3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    "We're missing two Bears!"
    "Check inside."
    Skyrim in a nutshell.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That caused me a minor flashback of these falmer. I had ducked into a building thinking that they couldn't cross a level transition.
      They could. And I crapped myself because I was looking at a plant when I got killed.

    • @Lightskinlightning
      @Lightskinlightning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I liked just to be number 700

    • @gabecassidy3675
      @gabecassidy3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know the app you got your avatar from

    • @sk1n.sl4ughterxx
      @sk1n.sl4ughterxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice pfp bro

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't realize bears could go inside.

  • @Schneeregen_
    @Schneeregen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3207

    "As it turns out, it's pretty hard to cook god"
    I'll keep that in mind.

    • @jonathanhinga4132
      @jonathanhinga4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean its hard to cook me?

    • @notadog8662
      @notadog8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so it’s possible, I WILL COOK YOU GOOOOOOOOD

    • @jonathanhinga4132
      @jonathanhinga4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@notadog8662 oh, god
      Stay away from me..

    • @sloth9204
      @sloth9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Basically the plot of Toriko

    • @ROMXNCE
      @ROMXNCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget the spices. I don’t taste well without them.

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Results:
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Unbearable Lag
    Sovengard - 95 Bears (Heaven is Audio Hell)
    Ritten - 57 Bears (No Bears Amongst Thieves)
    Markarth - 28 Bears (ArchBears)
    Throne Room - 14 Bears (Ulfric has blown so many bears)
    Windhelm & Solitude - 12 Bears (Windy the Pooh)
    Whiterun - 8 Bears (an aBearsmal defense)
    Library - Libeary

  • @alexbraaten420
    @alexbraaten420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    It’s been a year and I’m still genuinely in awe how well the cookies in the oven analogy works .

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's been another year and I still want to eat that giant damn slab of cookie dough.

    • @johannesjuhlnielsen9309
      @johannesjuhlnielsen9309 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been another year and I now have salmonella from the cookie dough

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just want to eat the cookies after they've been baked, god DAMN i need some milk to go with them!

  • @twistedpear18
    @twistedpear18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    I’m predicting a Solitude victory, don’t let me down.
    Damn it.

    • @left4214
      @left4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I haven't watched the whole thing yet so I'm still hopeful

    • @left4214
      @left4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Well shit

    • @Bricriu-gj9dd
      @Bricriu-gj9dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I'm betting Riften. It's my favorite of them all. Wish me luck!

    • @Chimp380
      @Chimp380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Bricriu-gj9dd ding ding ding! (ish)

    • @user-sf9hu2xd8j
      @user-sf9hu2xd8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    “Arc-Mage or not, my rules about books still stand!”
    “What are your rules about 50 bears?”

    • @bitty29
      @bitty29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I honestly imagine just some mage getting pissed off the librarian is like my rules are my rules and the mage is like well how about 50 bears and just summons them

    • @bigmanhj6403
      @bigmanhj6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uh.... Yeah, that's what happened....

    • @gabrielarkangelo
      @gabrielarkangelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The rules stand.

    • @raymondha1897
      @raymondha1897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No one:
      Absolutely no one:
      Doug Doug in the middle of a math exam: But now its time, for the REAL TEST
      releases a swarm of 50 bears

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Oofster are your comments hating on meme formats ironic?
      because you're literally never going to avoid the meme formats, sure they're used a lot but they're fine

  • @koalaking8741
    @koalaking8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Doug: “ It takes 95 bears to invade heaven”
    Lucifer: “I’ve figured out it’s weakness”

  • @peytonshuffield9524
    @peytonshuffield9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Turns out, it's hard to cook God." I absolutely lost it lmao

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top 3 places where you won't come out alive:
      3. Solitude
      2. Riften
      1. Sovngarde

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5142

    This cook sure knows alot about Skyrim

    • @mr.midnight23
      @mr.midnight23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Plot Twist: He’s the gourmet

    • @PixelArtistBallGuy
      @PixelArtistBallGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Of course he knows, after all, you gotta know about the most ported game in history (Unless we talk about Tetris) to know how to cook the best stuff

    • @WolfsbaneGL
      @WolfsbaneGL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@PixelArtistBallGuy Most ported game in history, you say? My friend Doom would like to have a word.

    • @piersonhall9197
      @piersonhall9197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot to cook cookies on a mountain

    • @alli-gator-forest
      @alli-gator-forest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like this Skyrim player knows a lot about cooking lol

  • @rockead77
    @rockead77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    Ulfric: "It is not I who is trapped in here with the bears. It is the bears who are trapped in here with me."

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well, he is the Bear mentioned in the book of Markarth's incident

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joynel Bonet Delgado
      Yeah, that’s why the Stormcloak logo is a bear. And that’s also why the officer helmet is a bear.

  • @phoenixrage6682
    @phoenixrage6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Imagine walking around Whiterun’s shopping plaza as a young child minding your own business, and all of a sudden 5 bears appear out of nowhere trying to kill you.

  • @slayz13razor
    @slayz13razor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My favorite quote is "What are you rules on 50 bears?'

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    “How many bears does it take to kill heaven” is the best sentence I’ve heard all year. Ok maybe “turns out, it’s pretty hard to cook god” beats it

    • @firstpersonsnooter2519
      @firstpersonsnooter2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Duke fishy

    • @bucketts6148
      @bucketts6148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@firstpersonsnooter2519 same

    • @olivergraf373
      @olivergraf373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHA

    • @batturing
      @batturing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "i don't care how long it takes, we *WILL* cook heaven" is pretty good too

    • @facepunchgaming4134
      @facepunchgaming4134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "What are your rules about 50 bears?" That was a good one too

  • @xavierfaust9417
    @xavierfaust9417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    *"Turns out, it's pretty hard to cook God."*
    - DougDoug 2020

    • @mikieswart
      @mikieswart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Xavier Faust write that down

    • @filipe_paixao
      @filipe_paixao 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that a Toriko reference?!?!

    • @parakeet5400
      @parakeet5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need to cook the hell out of him.

    • @uwuhi6446
      @uwuhi6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parakeet5400 👌👌

  • @tsarisnotgaming0223
    @tsarisnotgaming0223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    " Sovngard is a fucking mountian of cookie dough!" - Doug 2020

    • @thomasbender2036
      @thomasbender2036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's where the honoured chocolate chips live, for ever or until the bears are unleashed.

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like heaven

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Just like this child is individually exposed to the bears"

  • @aspen8544
    @aspen8544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    Riften: how you want group projects to go. Whiterun: how they actually go

    • @Whiterun-guard9
      @Whiterun-guard9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks....

    • @smithwimm1575
      @smithwimm1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The security in Whiterun is terrible, shameful, is what it is

    • @jasonz.7311
      @jasonz.7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No sovngarde is how you want it to go

    • @johnbarker256
      @johnbarker256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riftens just a bunch of thugs

    • @izakireemsi2783
      @izakireemsi2783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnbarker256 at least they did their job

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    The perfect analogy of playing god: "Ok, these two guards just barely survived the first wave of bears... So we're gonna spawn five more bears. Good luck buddies."

    • @spideraba769
      @spideraba769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      God wouldn't give you anything you couldn't handle! Now stop whining and reattach your arm; _here come the bears._

    • @lucascastillo9391
      @lucascastillo9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This two comments are underated

    • @thesilencer7876
      @thesilencer7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucascastillo9391 they really are

    • @pissedhulk7794
      @pissedhulk7794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spider Aba 😄

  • @liammaps2700
    @liammaps2700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I actually learned how to correctly bake a cookie from this, wtf.
    I’m grateful, but I’m still trying to wrap my head around the logic of this video teaching me to bake a cookie.

    • @Ren-zg7nu
      @Ren-zg7nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      only 1?

    • @liammaps2700
      @liammaps2700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Ren-zg7nu no but now that you mention it, I’m gonna try to bake the biggest flocking cookie I can make.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So how did it go? You a world renownmd chef yet?

    • @liammaps2700
      @liammaps2700 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@donutlovingwerewolf8837 no. I broke my oven.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@liammaps2700 jeez! how big of a cookie did you bake?!

  • @seafoamtaide
    @seafoamtaide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm in awe at how well the cookie dough metaphor worked out. I thought it was just going to be a one off wacky thing to say and instead it continued flawlessly and tied the whole video together. A masterpiece of writing and pacing.

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    “What do your rules say about 50 bears?”
    -My DnD playgroup, 2020
    (edit: hOLY CRAP that's a lot of likes! I texted my playgroup at like 9:30 at night to show them; y'all are awesome!)

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What about 69420 bears?

    • @boxfox4879
      @boxfox4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or 42069

    • @seanclark3559
      @seanclark3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SUDDEN BEARS

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do your rules say about ONE BILLION LIONS!?

    • @thegooseking818
      @thegooseking818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What about ONE TRILLION BEARS

  • @gamerdude491
    @gamerdude491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    DougDoug: "Man, I really want some cookies. How can this be exploited..."
    *Epic Skyrim Dovahkiin song slowly fades in*

    • @evanlight671
      @evanlight671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN!
      NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN!!

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had to eat all the dough tho

    • @joshfishman6667
      @joshfishman6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, you. You're finally awake.

  • @bigsteamypeas
    @bigsteamypeas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The amount of cookie dough he wasted for this video is impressive

    • @mementomori8826
      @mementomori8826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bold of you to assume he didn't eat the majority of it

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bold of you to assumee he didn't eat all of it

  • @FinnyT711
    @FinnyT711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The way Doug comes up with baking analogies for strategies to defeat the bears that actually make sense amazes me.

  • @sanguivorouscorvid
    @sanguivorouscorvid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    "But how many bears does it take to KILL HEAVEN??!!"
    -DougDoug 2020

  • @tepigninja7198
    @tepigninja7198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    The amount of guards Riften has is crazy, I remember stealing just a single item and I was almost instantly swarmed by 20 guards. Why is Riften the most dangerous city in Skyrim when they have an entire army that can mow down the Thieves Guild with ease?

    • @subtheman2136
      @subtheman2136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Cuz the thieves guild is there. They have more and more guards to keep the thieves guild under control.

    • @momoneymoproblemz
      @momoneymoproblemz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Because the whole city is crooked including he guards, evident by the guards trying to extort you when you go in the first time

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because of the Power vacuum that would cause

    • @gerboog
      @gerboog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's called corruption , you naive noob.

    • @brianng9765
      @brianng9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@momoneymoproblemz they also extort you again when you try to head down to the jail to talk to someone

  • @victoriajeanleslie3116
    @victoriajeanleslie3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I don't care, we will cook heaven!"
    I'm dying. The voice, the humour, the cookie dough analogy 🤣

  • @rhos7143
    @rhos7143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "It's pretty hard to cook god"
    Write that down.

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "It only takes 95 bears to kill heaven."
    Write that down....it will be on the test.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Grey Crusader what kind of tests does your school have you take?

    • @jonathankydd1816
      @jonathankydd1816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stanstanstan2597 the only kind that really matter.

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jonathan kydd true school

    • @MichaelMagill1990
      @MichaelMagill1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I remind you that he had to break the rules and throw 30 at a time at them. And they still killed about double that of the next highest city. That's fucking crazy. We need a full feature packed expansion located in Sovngard. Maybe then the devs won't go by that age-old formula of swipe and repeat until someone dies seemingly by accident.
      In skyrim:
      guy 1: whoosh *tink* hehe sorry sempai
      guy 2: whoosh *tink* lol stop it
      ...meanwhile in Sovngard: 7:51

    • @sonic06spin31
      @sonic06spin31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But now its time for the real test how many bears can a bear take.

  • @idhrenoh1364
    @idhrenoh1364 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this was the first doug video I had the honor of experiencing and almost 2 years later he's still my favorite content creator of all time. I love Doug so much. I go to these videos for a pick me up whenever I'm feeling down. Doug is genuinely my hero.

  • @MystralThunder
    @MystralThunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude your analogies are actually spot on, props for that

  • @morgan_c
    @morgan_c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    *He really ought to make merch that just says “This is the way that Skyrim was meant to be played”.*

    • @Knightfaller
      @Knightfaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is the way that Merch like this would be sold!!!!

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There should be an image on that shirt of bears, Sonic, and Fondle chasing Doug’s player characters. Either that or a screencap of the episode where he turned the launch distance on the characters up.

  • @jameshallam3221
    @jameshallam3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "the shouts aren't actually doing much" as a bear gets sent flying off through the map

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and one bear getting thrown at a wall so hard it bounces off and lands on the other side of the palace

    • @A_Weird_Angel
      @A_Weird_Angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a bear spazzes in the air

  • @thatguyoverthere2755
    @thatguyoverthere2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've never laughed so hard! Thank you for this so much! "This is the way Skyrim was meant to be played" is now my favorite quote.

  • @crustybob561
    @crustybob561 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Going back to one of the older videos like this it is crazy to see the difference in twitch chat

  • @someguy9342
    @someguy9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    DougDoug 2019: The Bears are facing extinction, due to global warming
    DougDoug 2020: *HOW MANY BEARS CAN EACH SKYRIM CITY KILL-*

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The bears BECAME the heat.

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 evolution at its finest

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@benjaminwertz2379 I thought the same person replied to their own comment for a second

    • @toby-jeanne_almy
      @toby-jeanne_almy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 dougdoug 2022 "can twitch chat control 100 bears to kill skyrim"

  • @MelleLaCruze
    @MelleLaCruze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    who would win
    - The entirety of the pantheon of legendary heroes throughout history with great deeds of conquest and epic song of battles under their belts.
    or
    -95 chonky bois

    • @abhinavjha4786
      @abhinavjha4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @starfieldgames5976
      @starfieldgames5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SALA ß

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When

    • @frogfellow8773
      @frogfellow8773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Grey_World1 Bear is the most powerful resource on the planet. Demons are nothing compared to the absolute power generated by bears.

    • @ProfPiss
      @ProfPiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gray Philosopher also you are mistaken, it was Cyrodiil that the demons tried taking. The Chonky Bois were able to take on a bunch of yelling angry white men while the demons couldnt stand against the Elder Scrolls equivalent of Florida Men and Karens

  • @UnstoppableGiant
    @UnstoppableGiant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never found a more underrated channel. I usually don’t casually subscribe, but you deserve it, my guy.

  • @hayden.8057
    @hayden.8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Should’ve tried bears vs the entire college of winterhold

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking "How many bears does it take to kill Alduin the World-Eater?"

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So like 7 people? Could've done Bears vs High Hrothgar and just watch them get shouted off the mountain by Greybeards

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NomadxElliot I know it’s small but the mages are much better than the guards when it comes to attack, plus they can heal

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hayden.8057 But Greybeards tho. Ever tried to kill one? 😂

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NomadxElliot biggest mistake of my life lol

  • @honeyham6788
    @honeyham6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    You just combined your 2 most popular idea: "Insane Twitch Challenges" + "Cooking Metaphors that should not work, but do", and made your best video yet

  • @ImperiaGin
    @ImperiaGin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Imagine having a city that has a couple of werewolves and losing to bears.

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Abe I don’t think all the cities were built for combat they look nice but they didn’t build a combat system for if the city gets attacked so it’s random if Bethesda developed a system for city defense white run and solitude and Windhelm would dominate

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I don't think any of the Companions actually went out of their mead hall to help.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jamescolm1133 Considering that Rifton did so well, it indeed was build for fighting.
      You can see guards running of after a thieve and 5 or more guards attacking a single thief. Due to thief being planned for the game to randomly generate and the guards then kill them (without any 'great fuss, if you can say half the city charging at one person xD), it's obvious that this city will go well against any thread you spawn in there.

  • @reptaronrice7317
    @reptaronrice7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the first DougDoug video I watched. I was very confused. But just as entertained. Pretty much a description for the rest of his videos.

  • @katsura1982
    @katsura1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My god. Laughed so hard, I cried. Subscribing now.

  • @ethanwilliams306
    @ethanwilliams306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Skyrim-Bear noises
    Doug Doug screaming over the bear noises- THIS IS THE WAY SKYRIM IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    This sounds like a DnD game...
    "And suddenly: *bears.* "

    • @TheCryptidman
      @TheCryptidman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You encounter a druid- No, *50* druids!"

    • @ruiner6250
      @ruiner6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That moment your dungeon master smiles. It is already over.

    • @commentman3655
      @commentman3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Skyrim can be anything at this point lol

    • @shadered6955
      @shadered6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It IS a DnD game

    • @shadered6955
      @shadered6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheTactical78 T7T8: honestly, I thot that too, I thot that was so dead! Lol 😂

  • @eggfruit9810
    @eggfruit9810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos always descend into madness
    And I love it

  • @magnusvonbraun9870
    @magnusvonbraun9870 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whiterun: You put small cookie dough spread around a pan.
    Rifton: You put one large cookie dough in a pan.
    Markarth: You put cookie dough on one corner of the pan, but the oven broke midway.
    Windhelm: Same as Whiterun but there's slightly more small cookie dough.
    Solitude: You put a couple of small cookie dough, then one large cookie dough on the other side of the pan.
    Ulfric: You only cook four cookie dough, but the chef is constantly blowing on the cookie dough while it is in the oven.
    Sovengarde: Rifton but you use the entire tub of cookie dough.
    Library: You try to cook something that can't be heated in a book.
    Sonic: You try to cook a cookie made of unheated materials.

  • @jontedeakin1986
    @jontedeakin1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Teacher: what's 2+2
    Doug doug: well it helps if you think of it in terms of creme brulee

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Would've loved to also see
    1: High Hrothgar. They may not have weapons but anyone who ever has punched Arngeir for shits and giggles knows that the Greybeards can utterly mess you up. I would have loved to *bear* witness to this legendary battle
    2: DLC areas. Can the Dawnguard defeat bears? And the Vampires? And maybe whatever factions there are in the dragonborn DLC?

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      BEARS VS VAMPIRES
      OH YES

    • @thegentleduck4277
      @thegentleduck4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What about the toughest cookie of tough cookies?
      The Ebony Warrior?

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@quint3ssent1a would love to hear the metaphor for when the vampires enthrall the dead bears to fight the living bears lol

    • @Riasiru
      @Riasiru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure he just spawned bears on High Hrothgar the entire time and the Grey Beards were raining bears down on the rest of Skyrim for the entire video.. A few even made it all the way through the portal into Sovngarde.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well... Riverwood is fucking crazy. Alvor is literally lvl 999.
      WHY THE FUCK IS A BLACKSMITH STRONGER THAN THE GOD OF DRAGONS!?

  • @chanathipmorths7323
    @chanathipmorths7323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the second time I watch this video, and god, it's so good. You made quality contents, keep up a good work

  • @masonevanson2995
    @masonevanson2995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just love the face doug makes in the intro. He looks so at peace

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    And the Bears, will eat well tonight.

  • @Tran1234.
    @Tran1234. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "just like how this child is exposed to the bears".
    *poor choice of words friend*

    • @war2theren227
      @war2theren227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS

    • @laurajones7858
      @laurajones7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god why

    • @liamyuki2316
      @liamyuki2316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pedo Bear be like: 😈

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was like "What's worse than a bear?"
      And uh
      Yeah that's worse

  • @LoneSurvivor7862
    @LoneSurvivor7862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is legitimately hilarious. Just discovered him can’t wait to watch all of his videos

  • @VictusBcb
    @VictusBcb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Found this video through a comment on SpiffingBrit's newest skyrim video. This is golden, and I'm disappointed I've never even heard of you before.

    • @crustybob561
      @crustybob561 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Welcome to DougDoug its a long way down from here

  • @BaiZoo
    @BaiZoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Prediction: Solitude.
    Result: Riften.
    I’m actually impressed.

    • @spaghetti7929
      @spaghetti7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      in reality, the most powerful city was sonic

    • @thebrokenkings7671
      @thebrokenkings7671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It should also be said that he finished the civil war questline in favor of the stormcloaks and I'm pretty sure that the replacement guards for the captured cities are a whole lot weaker than the starting guards.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I sometimes test Stormcloak vs Imperials and It’s always the Stormcloaks that wins. So, I guess the Stormcloaks won the civil war without being helped and that’s how Riften was so strong (By default Riften is Stormcloak territory). And DougDoug is a stormcloak, a true son of Skyrim

    • @thebrokenkings7671
      @thebrokenkings7671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@surrk1057 true but like I mentioned the starting hold guards are much stronger than the army guards that replace them after the cities are captured about all the hold guards have the same strength.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Broken Kings
      That’s true, perhaps Solitude lost cause they had Imperial soldiers in patrol instead of having hold armor. Either way, Riften probably got overpopulated by Maven’s good black-briar mead for the guards.

  • @melancholymaids3032
    @melancholymaids3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “the blobs of cookie dough are too spread out and are individually exposed to the heat and will cook really fast, just like this child is individually exposed to the bear”

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *FBI OPEN UP!*

  • @SirFailsalot91
    @SirFailsalot91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video just makes me want to listen to the Mute City theme on repeat, thanks Doug! :)

  • @braddavis8909
    @braddavis8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:25
    "mage or not my rules about books still stand."
    "What are your rules about 50 bears"

  • @asorix_iq3870
    @asorix_iq3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Next vid: *How to cook a living bear*

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bear meat is actually pretty tasty but you have to be careful not to overcook it otherwise it'll be too tough

    • @WillCheadle
      @WillCheadle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont think anymore bears are alive after this video

    • @bcnicholas123
      @bcnicholas123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Bear Stew from RDR2

    • @mcgoldenblade4765
      @mcgoldenblade4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mme.veronica735 Don't undercook it, either. Most bear meat contains trichinosis parasites, and it should ALWAYS be cooked at 165°F (74°C) or higher to avoid getting infected.

    • @Plasma6657
      @Plasma6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is SO stupid, this is all totally fake! You need at least 180 degrees F to make the bear edible.

  • @zygardegodslayer4750
    @zygardegodslayer4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "If you spread them out the cookie dough is individually exposed to the heat, just like this child is individually exposed to the bear" - this guy 2020

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “The bears are live” is such a hype-inducing declaration

  • @verticalhunterx5144
    @verticalhunterx5144 ปีที่แล้ว

    first and favorite dougdoug vid, what classic content

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Next Vid: "How to cook a Radioactive Bear in Fallout"

    • @keisuketakahasi4584
      @keisuketakahasi4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in cookie clicker

    • @poptarte4564
      @poptarte4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m seeing you everywhere

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Proceeds to arm Flamer*
      cooking you say?

    • @Dagger-th2ik
      @Dagger-th2ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First step: Lose all hope

  • @Link-fu9bd
    @Link-fu9bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "just *BEARLY* managed to finish off that first wave of bears"

    • @ImpPond
      @ImpPond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha was wondering if everyone caught that

    • @elchapo8211
      @elchapo8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did and I was reading the comments and this man is the only one who I saw who recognized

    • @Link-fu9bd
      @Link-fu9bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elchapo8211 haha glad I wasn't the only one

  • @pixelfuzbear
    @pixelfuzbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your channel has my 2 favorite things combined in one.
    Skyrim
    and Cooking

  • @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
    @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alright, but can we acknowledge how Doug masterfully connects the bears and cities to ovens and cookie dough

  • @deadacc6338
    @deadacc6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    it makes sense that riften, the city where theft and fights are the most common, would be best prepared for a fight excluding the legendary heroes who had a lifetime to prepare

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Try dropping a valuable item in Riften, everyone loses their shit.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rustyjones7908 If you have to drop something in Riften, do it along the east wall alley.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Janoha17 To clarify, is that more or less likely to start fights? Because watching people shank each other over your garbage is like the best part of Riften...

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rustyjones7908 Less likely, since no one is around.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Janoha17 Good to know, thanks.

  • @bellmaster4088
    @bellmaster4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Doug Doug:”That’s all the cities”
    Morthal Dawnstar Falkenrath Winterhold and all of the villages:”Are we a joke to you?”

    • @bugejoahshowalter3747
      @bugejoahshowalter3747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bellmaster D Yeah well he said cities, and those places are too small to really be cities

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@bugejoahshowalter3747 They need bears though.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think cities that have walls count, considering they could walk out easily

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      i’m curious how the winterhold college would have done tho

    • @mud4309
      @mud4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vogonp4287 don't we all?

  • @user-zb4ss5ze5s
    @user-zb4ss5ze5s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whiterun guards, when I steal one cheese wheel: 😠🔪
    Whiterun guards, when their citizens are attacked by 10 bears: 🙈🙉🙊

  • @regularmovie9228
    @regularmovie9228 ปีที่แล้ว

    This vid was a classic. Missed these

  • @santossmith9847
    @santossmith9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    LMFAO "this bear over here is going after the child" if only that poor bear knew that children are immortal objects in skyrim, he wouldnt be wasting his time xD

    • @karlitatomlinson6668
      @karlitatomlinson6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel bad for the poor thing

    • @thewayfayer3268
      @thewayfayer3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then Bear installs a kill children mod

    • @johannesvogler8605
      @johannesvogler8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His intentions aren't to kill the Child... Afterall he isn't named Pedobear for nothing

    • @X_Potato
      @X_Potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can mod that out the console does not work to make them not immortal you NEED mods.

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Santos Smith
      There is no greater pleasure than a victim which can never die.

  • @spekify604
    @spekify604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    The notification showed up while I was tapping the screen and it played this video
    *It was fate*

    • @Lvoid_MTG
      @Lvoid_MTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @WillCheadle
      @WillCheadle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You cannot Escape your fate

    • @mono-sb2ol
      @mono-sb2ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SkinnyTraver Who are you, Diavolo?

    • @kingmaoh5566
      @kingmaoh5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mono-sb2ol No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will perish. Eternal greatness exists only within myself.

  • @joekaz5198
    @joekaz5198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chaotic energy of these videos is just what I needed

  • @zag1797
    @zag1797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:31 'I dont care how long it takes, WE WILL COOK HEAVEN' - DougDoug 2020

  • @tarna1243
    @tarna1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Why does Riften, the strongest of the cities, not simply eat the other holds?

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where is that from? I don't remember

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kin-3877 I think it's from Futurama with Emperor Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8 commenting about the group dynamics of the gang from the sitcom "Friends" :P
      Yep it is, here's the clip: th-cam.com/video/PVQO76I0Sh0/w-d-xo.html :D

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Micras08 oh yeah. I knew I recognized it from somewhere!

  • @raventhepansexualenby4576
    @raventhepansexualenby4576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how Ulfric's logic is basically yeet or be yeeted

  • @CEO.OF.EPO.
    @CEO.OF.EPO. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has to one of the most bombastic video i’ve seen in a little while 😭😂

  • @Landmasters
    @Landmasters 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know what I enjoy more about this video.
    The contents and giggles I get...or the herculean task of explaining why a video about killing bears has a cooking theme that applies theories and tactics in-game to fighting an oven to friends

  • @ledude9788
    @ledude9788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Beginning of video: Oh this could be fun to watch
    End of video: What

    • @parkcorn
      @parkcorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's DougDoug for ya

    • @nightowl6055
      @nightowl6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But now its time for the REAL video!

  • @Necro_fury
    @Necro_fury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Dude Ulfric was playing fuckin racquetball with the bears in his throne room lolol, getting those back wall shots off

  • @LZRMonkey249
    @LZRMonkey249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I personally think the funniest part of your cooking analogies is that they actually kind of make sense

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun ปีที่แล้ว

    4:01 Love the Spirit Tracks soundtrack in the background! Really nostalgic

  • @drbedlam9786
    @drbedlam9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    This is the highly academic and vocational content I search TH-cam for.

  • @BobBambo
    @BobBambo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "These two guards just BEARLY managed to kill the first wave of bears"
    I don’t know how to feel about this pun...

  • @mnstrr3brn719
    @mnstrr3brn719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd download a mod that makes ulfric look like chef doug.

  • @Squidalert
    @Squidalert 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for exploring this important topic.

  • @Knightfaller
    @Knightfaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Time stamps whenever Doug says “This is the way that Skyrim was meant to be played!”
    3:27
    8:54
    9:52
    10:00
    10:04
    10:10

    • @BananaBrainsZEF
      @BananaBrainsZEF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @cringeking9441
      @cringeking9441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The quick descent into manic repetition