Can you play Skyrim if a BEAR spawns every 10 seconds?

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  • I created a Skyrim mod that spawns a bear every 10 seconds, forever.
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  • @brennanm9812
    @brennanm9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9908

    I like how it’s not even “beat” but it’s just “play”

    • @Justwatchingvideos010
      @Justwatchingvideos010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      This needs a reply

    • @Prankalanka
      @Prankalanka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Bears were used as children's toys back when real life was essentially Skyrim.

    • @fatyoshi1432
      @fatyoshi1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How are you brother

    • @Chris11502
      @Chris11502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Too dangerous, he must go with the bear minimal rules

    • @user-nx4nc9ob9m
      @user-nx4nc9ob9m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Greetings

  • @joshuamercer7572
    @joshuamercer7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8613

    "Can you play Skyrim if a BEAR spawns every 10 seconds?"
    Bearly.

    • @StonedAKhana
      @StonedAKhana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Good one :D

    • @davidschi3762
      @davidschi3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Persona 4 Teddie be like

    • @yazan7518
      @yazan7518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you must be givin 500 dollars for saying this pun

    • @Dalton_stuff
      @Dalton_stuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damm u

    • @gilpita
      @gilpita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      leave

  • @deusvaulter4198
    @deusvaulter4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5139

    I love as the video goes on, he goes from a "safety instructor" to a drunken man screaming about bears.

    • @dtly50
      @dtly50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      "Im not even a real safety instructor, I am just doing community service cause I robbed a 7 - eleven. And Im drunk"

    • @cloudtem
      @cloudtem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      ...was he drinking for every bear

    • @johnnymyers5586
      @johnnymyers5586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A typical dougdoug video.

    • @Kdot..F
      @Kdot..F 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dtly50 *Dies*

    • @idbashkaty
      @idbashkaty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Turns into Rick half way through

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    "This isn't normally hard, but there are lots of bears."

    • @Krabbenburger89420
      @Krabbenburger89420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is... true?

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      and you are drunk

    • @jayoctopus8832
      @jayoctopus8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that’s what he said

    • @hertzzgames
      @hertzzgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thanks for quoting the video that everyone just saw, im so happy i saw this creative comment

    • @MarkArandjus
      @MarkArandjus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hertzzgames Well excuse me for pointing out the part I found funny, allowing hundreds of people to commune in the feeling. Lighten the fuck up, Bruno, jeez 😄

  • @XUIW
    @XUIW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    3:25 So we just gonna ignore Sonic the HedgeHog just obliterating everything with his flamethrower hands? No? Just a normal day?

    • @brotherbear1162
      @brotherbear1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was about to say the same thing word for word.

    • @Ofxzh
      @Ofxzh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeaaaaaaahhh

    • @Fluffyudders
      @Fluffyudders 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here to post this

    • @EbuCallinav
      @EbuCallinav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This is Skyrim, it's an odd day when Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, A Waifu, and a Swearing Posh Mudcrab doesn't show up.

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      guess he left some mods on

  • @abraarquraishi1681
    @abraarquraishi1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4903

    I can’t believe you didn’t draw an anti-skyrim bear circle in the dirt. It’s one of the most basic precautions against a skyrim bear.

    • @fidgetelftree9432
      @fidgetelftree9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Those are only for the Sea species of Bear, and as we saw the Skyrim bear had a slight disadvantage in water. Be careful not to mix up survival tactics! If you tried to run from a Sea Bear like you do for Skyrim bears it’d pummel you like it was in the WWE

    • @user-dm5pv6fm8g
      @user-dm5pv6fm8g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Yeah you shouldve used a triangle

    • @CIA871
      @CIA871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      No guys your supposed to be wearing your anti-skyrim bear socks. Everyone knows this, I for one never leave home without them.

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@fidgetelftree9432 Yeah, everyone knows that you have to draw an anti-skyrim bear pentagram instead. Pssh, what newbies.

    • @nieljacobpatawe9501
      @nieljacobpatawe9501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ComboowoPsshh! It's supposed to be an anti-Skyrim bear hexagon instead Heh amateurs.

  • @Buska324
    @Buska324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    Doug: makes a mod that spawns a bear every 10 seconds.
    Also Doug: Is suprised every time he sees a bear.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "BEEEAAAARRRR!!!!"

  • @shrek6029
    @shrek6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    The thought of Doug sprinting through a dungeon chugging booze and being chased by 100 bears really butters my toast

    • @NoxWyatt
      @NoxWyatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What’re you doing in my swamp?

    • @evankuo1310
      @evankuo1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jack Sparrow moment

    • @astrorat7228
      @astrorat7228 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      average dnd session

  • @ihaa_
    @ihaa_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    “Are you prepared for the top 5 natural disasters?” Yes
    “Tortilla” oh no

    • @gunkhead
      @gunkhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Prepare for the floury projectiles

    • @joel6543
      @joel6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's not funny, my father was killed by a tortilla

    • @chiefqueef932
      @chiefqueef932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joel6543 Man he sucks

    • @randomkidrk1926
      @randomkidrk1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chiefqueef932 bruh

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hurricane Katrina?

  • @cyberclawterror950
    @cyberclawterror950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3368

    “The only safety is water, Because bears can’t swim, I think”

    • @davidganimations6955
      @davidganimations6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Would you rather small hole you have a vehicle does music I sent

    • @Tea-chip
      @Tea-chip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      This is great because bears are great swimmers

    • @owenwatkins9490
      @owenwatkins9490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@davidganimations6955 did..did you have a stroke?

    • @goldenfishingrods3462
      @goldenfishingrods3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@owenwatkins9490 did..did you not watch the video its a quote from it

    • @owenwatkins9490
      @owenwatkins9490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@goldenfishingrods3462 I don't rember him saying, "Would you rather small hole you have a vehicle does music I sent"

  • @Ghlain
    @Ghlain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    "If someone gets in my way, I will just give them a bear." -DougDoug

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    If you're going to run from a bear, try running downhill. They're front heavy so they might trip and end up tumbling down to the bottom. Of course, now the bear is at the bottom of the hill and can chase you up it, and it's probably really pissed, but it'll be pretty funny.

  • @naughtymelon6712
    @naughtymelon6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    BREAKING NEWS: Local safety instructor gets drunk, proceeds to rob three 7-elevens while screaming about bears

    • @VCorbi
      @VCorbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fake news. He is not a real safety instructor.

    • @confused9413
      @confused9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VCorbi fake news he's a she

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@VCorbi He was doing community service for robbing a 7-11.

    • @minecraftboy3710
      @minecraftboy3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fake news. He robbed 9 7-elevens

    • @noctysm1530
      @noctysm1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      witness says "sonic's the name speed's my game"

  • @Jebby44v
    @Jebby44v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2623

    Fake: The bears didn’t eat well tonight

    • @dox4928
      @dox4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ahahahaha i get that reference!

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/0iR_1InAvmY/w-d-xo.html the bears that ate badly at night:

    • @Uhmbreon
      @Uhmbreon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crazy

    • @RemRise
      @RemRise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HDTomo Thanks for the info

    • @Bennieboy918
      @Bennieboy918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bears everywhere

  • @Gsyking
    @Gsyking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I love how he’s actually eating and drinking in real life

  • @bahumatneo
    @bahumatneo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Now we come up on a puzzle room. This is not usually hard but there are alot of bears and you are very drunk."

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4193

    “Now this isn’t normally hard, but there are lots of bears, and you are drunk,” That is a quote to live by!

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Actually, Russians live by that quote every day

    • @christianjeffers541
      @christianjeffers541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is has been added in my life quotes.

    • @brians1793
      @brians1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You just gotta drink a bear every 10 seconds so you're bearly drunk.

    • @Reach04
      @Reach04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brians1793 Ba dum tss

    • @thatdomguyy1708
      @thatdomguyy1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whenever someone asks me to do something now, imma respond with this

  • @jereweb0203
    @jereweb0203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    6:15 "Why are you attacking me? There is LITERALLY A BEAR HERE!!"
    To be fair, Doug, you ARE the one creating bears out of thin air.

    • @postaldude6090
      @postaldude6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Fair point

    • @manchick7648
      @manchick7648 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@postaldude6090 Bear point

    • @forkenghar
      @forkenghar ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So, he is bearbearer?

    • @theraven.4
      @theraven.4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I get the joke but it is annoying that NPCs tend to ignore the other NPCs and focus on the player. Especially when during the Conjuration build after being caught off guard.

  • @omega5159
    @omega5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "The 7 11 of skyrim" is going to be my year book quote

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    9:40 "I'm gonna give this guy a bear" he says, as a bear materializes and starts mauling the skeleton in front of him

  • @scottkemp5335
    @scottkemp5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3786

    Everyone else in the world:
    "Fayn-Dal"
    This absolute weapon:
    "Fondle"

    • @rayw.6677
      @rayw.6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Damn. You beat me to it.

    • @scottkemp5335
      @scottkemp5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@rayw.6677 The more I think about it, he seems like a seasoned Skyrim player - making me think it's a joke name, like Jarl Ballin, Ballin, Ballin (swag)
      Might be wrong though

    • @rayw.6677
      @rayw.6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@scottkemp5335 That actually makes sense. We all know who Faendal wants to fondle. 😏

    • @scottkemp5335
      @scottkemp5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@rayw.6677 Poor Sven

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@scottkemp5335 Someone is getting woooshed here, but I'm honestly not sure if it's you or me

  • @TheBoioHimself
    @TheBoioHimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Just imagine. You're going about your day in riverwood, chopping wood, talking with family and friends, and overall enjoying the day. Then, a human cat hybrid with a loincloth comes running through with bears poofing into existence every few seconds.

    • @theuglydumbird
      @theuglydumbird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It's just like being a pedestrian in GTA San Andreas, you're just minding your own business, then you see the entire military chasing a black man wielding a minigun.

    • @tagrauyoutube
      @tagrauyoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@theuglydumbird so average american day lol

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@theuglydumbird Sounds like something in Florida

    • @bageltoastee210
      @bageltoastee210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And sonic the hedgehog is there too for some reason

    • @keiztrat
      @keiztrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called a Khajiit

  • @mistermaster256
    @mistermaster256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    13:17
    DougDoug: "It's over bears! We have the high ground!"
    13:38
    Bears: "You underestimate our power!"

  • @morksisnthererightnow8738
    @morksisnthererightnow8738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Doug: makes a program that spawns bears every 10 seconds
    Also Doug: “OH GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF BEARS!”

  • @TeeGee3
    @TeeGee3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    BRAKING NEWS: Local Drunk Man steals gallons of booze claiming they are “Stamina Potions to get away from the bears” while blasting Fire Emblem Three Houses music

    • @jonathanchan7896
      @jonathanchan7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Also Braking News: Riverwood experiences Bear Epidemic

    • @JesusCheeseburger
      @JesusCheeseburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Braking news: a car failed to stop at an intersection

    • @westernstinkpig2143
      @westernstinkpig2143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why do so many people not know how to spell breaking

    • @hanstingin3360
      @hanstingin3360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea braking that's what we said

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Florida Man's more handsome cousin, Dovahkiin

  • @fostertiersky1716
    @fostertiersky1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "It's over bears. We have the high ground" was the whole point just for that joke

    • @Ygyoyu
      @Ygyoyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to like but it's 69 will like once it's broken
      Also true I think the joke was worth it tho

    • @brendanhall5581
      @brendanhall5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ygyoyu Up to 411 now. Like to get closer to 420

  • @rom4102
    @rom4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    DougDoug saying "I don't have time for this" while Three Houses music plays is a heavy Lysithea vibe

  • @giuseppeabba8842
    @giuseppeabba8842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That burp at 9:34 tho

  • @alecfowler2261
    @alecfowler2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    This was the most intense Skyrim gameplay I’ve ever seen.

    • @Random__Dude.
      @Random__Dude. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For real

    • @Phicheee
      @Phicheee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was so fuckin' stressful.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love the bit where the undead overlord boss just gets swarmed by BEars lmao

    • @Krillian1000
      @Krillian1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phicheee Indeed :D

  • @galvetheirondragon1929
    @galvetheirondragon1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    So this is why there was so many bear families during that nature documentary

    • @bigboi6134
      @bigboi6134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol nice alt accounts

    • @Justwatchingvideos010
      @Justwatchingvideos010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s the Spawn command family of bears

    • @bigboi6134
      @bigboi6134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ganna leave a like

    • @amebee709
      @amebee709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bears.

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amebee709 cheese.

  • @no.6269
    @no.6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "If anyone gets in my way I will just give them a bear"

  • @zook_291
    @zook_291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I like how he starts drinking in the middle of his script.

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    "the alcohol will help me get through this"
    "OH GOD THE BEARS ARE EVERYWHERE"
    That's a logical series of events.

  • @joshharris4797
    @joshharris4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    It’s dangerous to go alone take this BEAR

    • @oscargonzalez3599
      @oscargonzalez3599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Instruction unclear, I keep getting kill by my bear.

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oscargonzalez3599 you idiot your meant to inhale the bears and attack their home base creating an ultimate complilention if bears

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND THIS BEAR

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "bears can not swim"
    Kids... dont try this at home.

  • @epkurnissheoway
    @epkurnissheoway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Me who plays skyrim on novice: imagine being fearful of bears

    • @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
      @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I play Skyrim on novice AND I'm afraid of bears (and every other enemy) lol

  • @JV-ko6ov
    @JV-ko6ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "I can't do this, there's too many bears"
    I'm going to start saying that randomly IRL

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You could save it for the next time there's a bears in your area.
      Natural disasters don't happen often but they do happen, I just had a tortilla last week.

    • @JV-ko6ov
      @JV-ko6ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@awesomerinc.8553 I live in canada, there's bears literally everywhere. I've seen them booking it through farmer's fields 100 miles from any kind of forest

    • @SirCheesylot
      @SirCheesylot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@awesomerinc.8553 the First Mexican meal to kill 300 people

  • @minikoala6173
    @minikoala6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "Drunk Florida man robs 711 vending machine while being chased by bears"

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a plausible Szenario from Florida.

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Alternate title: How to induce a headache to yourself tutorial

  • @alexhemoose42
    @alexhemoose42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “ Now normally this isn’t that hard, but there is lots of bears, and you are drunk” cracked me up🤣🤣

  • @dumbassdiana9367
    @dumbassdiana9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    He should’ve chosen Redguard since they have the adrenaline rush power that’ll fill your stamina bar like 5x as fast, but no cat funny

    • @mystik_owl
      @mystik_owl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Or wood elf, since they can use a power that makes all nearby animals friendly

    • @Ch3micalSt0rm
      @Ch3micalSt0rm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mystik_owl problem is I don’t think the effect will carry on to the other bears that spawn in, also the wood elves have the slowest movement speed unfortunately :/

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can't regen stamina while sprinting. You'll have to stop sprinting and THAT'S when the bears strike!
      Be Cat. Run fast.

    • @mrman6035
      @mrman6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the Orc that takes half damage with it's special ability

    • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
      @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Argonian has fast regen...

  • @SapphireSolstice67
    @SapphireSolstice67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Somewhere in Nintendo:
    "Ok so the rest of the Three Houses OST is done, but for the main theme, what mood should it invoke? like thrilling or regal or exciti-
    "Make it something that could be played over a 7/11 bandit running from an endless supply of bears up a snowy peak"

    • @mysticknight1494
      @mysticknight1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The duality of Between Heaven and Earth at its finest
      Works just as well in its original context of a war between friends as it does some guy trying to escape bears

  • @postaldude6090
    @postaldude6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ah yes. Black falls burrow has turned into black falls BEARow

  • @itsfonx
    @itsfonx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i need to say i think you have one of the best chats in twitch that I personally have seen. half of the fun here is watching chat get so excited with you and its nice to see a chat that for the most part isnt just trying to get attention 24/7... lol

  • @TheBrother34
    @TheBrother34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Short answer: yes
    Long answer: [cannot compute] pc will reboot

  • @apiobrando1254
    @apiobrando1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I see the bear population is finally growing after their near extinction

    • @theseus0467
      @theseus0467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the California brown bear is here to bring bloody vengeance upon you

    • @veronicaoviedo711
      @veronicaoviedo711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      monke dio

  • @unprankable666
    @unprankable666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Forest fires, hurricanes, *tortillas*, global warming, and number one, bears." Tortillas. This is why I subscribed.

  • @IottiPH
    @IottiPH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Beat Bleak Falls BEARrow" lost chance there

  • @jorgemtzb9359
    @jorgemtzb9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Why is sonic throwing flames from his hands in Skyrim. Doug never even mentioned him.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That's just a normal part of the game, why would that be weird?

    • @isaiahcollins3451
      @isaiahcollins3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      When your being constantly hunted down by hungry bears blue hedgehog's that shoot fire from there paws is the least of your concern at that moment

    • @rommelcandiani6358
      @rommelcandiani6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thats just normal skyrim

    • @glitchdraws
      @glitchdraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Little diaspointed that he didn't get the sonic killed and wear his armour

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i didnt even notice sonic, he's just a normal character to me

  • @Mr_Meister
    @Mr_Meister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I like how Doug slowly turns into an alcoholic throughout the video

    • @mohsquared
      @mohsquared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The main fear isn’t bears, it’s alcohol.

    • @onewhiteboi4993
      @onewhiteboi4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt that last burp

    • @n3v3r1s4
      @n3v3r1s4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mohsquared I mean.. it's not bears.. because it's beers, that's kind of part of the joke ;)

  • @skovafilthescholar9278
    @skovafilthescholar9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God the music from three houses works so well in this, dude I just watched my first video from you yesterday and I must say...YOUR AUDIO WORK IS AMAZING!!!!

  • @As8bakwTheSage
    @As8bakwTheSage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Now this isn’t normally hard but there are bears and you are drunk.”
    Just.... the way he said that line makes me cackle so much

  • @bec3581
    @bec3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    I'm confused as to why this was in my recommendation, but not mad.

  • @chickngamer45
    @chickngamer45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    “And that kids, is how Russia was created”
    -heavy weapons guy

    • @user-bk1bx1cp8x
      @user-bk1bx1cp8x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @sergueileonardoafonin7950
      @sergueileonardoafonin7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dislike, not enough vodka

    • @mattfedrachen8245
      @mattfedrachen8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every 10 bears in Russia a second passes

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russia PepePains

    • @EbuCallinav
      @EbuCallinav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is not Mother Russia it's just a Russian Satellite , you can tell because the bears are not on unicycles.

  • @MogaTange
    @MogaTange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “#3 visit the nearest town”
    “#4 loot the dead bodies for supplies”
    I feel like I missed a step.

  • @arthurdunn4594
    @arthurdunn4594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way he calls Faendal 'Fondle'

  • @krakenbarrelgaming8725
    @krakenbarrelgaming8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “Now this isn’t normally hard, but there are lots of bears, and you are drunk.”

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Russia mode.

  • @iplat
    @iplat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    This is a literal SCP
    "The town that was f*cked by bears"

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Insert naughty face meme

    • @OnAChairSitting
      @OnAChairSitting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This is a curse Sheogorath put on this man for shits and giggles

    • @thebagfumbler4405
      @thebagfumbler4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      69 likes.
      n i c e

    • @calipigenia
      @calipigenia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remind me what an SCP is, please

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@calipigenia secure, contain, protect. A website of... monsters(?), places(?), objects(?), and things that are none, all, and/or some of these as submitted by people across the internet. I don't really have a better synopsis. It's something you are just going to have to look up a video on or just visit the website and look up some at random (it's not hugely controversial in my experience and results should be reasonable enough).

  • @shnaskattack9113
    @shnaskattack9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    For someone that just found this, why is there a sonic shooting fire out of his hands?

    • @postaldude6090
      @postaldude6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was a mod from the 1hp skyrim stream

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hurricane Katrina? More like 0:08

  • @fionncorrigan4876
    @fionncorrigan4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    8:02 out of context is the best thing I've ever heard

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I’m going to take this opportunity for some irl bear safety tips:
    When hiking in an area you know has bears, talk. Even if you’re alone the sound of your voice will often be enough to keep bears away.
    Bear mace DOES NOT have to be sprayed directly at the bear’s face. Spraying it at the ground near its feet will still cause the fumes to enter its nose and mouth.
    If you do encounter a bear DO NOT turn and run. They’re faster and that behavior is commonly seen in prey animals. Instead, walk backwards, slowly, while facing the bear. Talking in this situation will also help as the bear won’t think you’re prey. If it makes itself bigger, DO NOT challenge it by making yourself bigger and more threatening or it will attack. (Don’t listen to the “play dead or climb” tips either. The best option is to show you aren’t prey and show that you aren’t a threat)
    If you have food, make sure it’s properly contained. If a bear can smell it, it’ll investigate and increase your odds of encountering a bear.
    If you see cubs, stay away from them. Even if you don’t see the mother, she’s always nearby and will attack you if you get too close to them.

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thank you, this will be very helpful the next time a bears comes through my state.
      (Seriously though thanks for sharing these tips)

    • @omgvague
      @omgvague 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @ISitOn MyArm You need a big gun to stop a bear.

    • @wiwersewindemer4437
      @wiwersewindemer4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So pretty much what I learned in school then.
      Good tips regardless.

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @ISitOn MyArm bears are essentially bullet proof, best of luck there

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iv never seen a bear before but good advice anyways. Also yes bears are walking tanks

  • @reapershadow2966
    @reapershadow2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man i watched that misheard skyrim song lyrics video and now i hear *has anora found out whos assaulting your son* every time 🤣

  • @crablessinbaltimore
    @crablessinbaltimore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the instantaneous switch from *" YES halfway there"* to *"OH BEARS"* has me in stitches, holy shit

  • @orangeinferno
    @orangeinferno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I love how Doug just ignores Sonic with a flame thrower at 3:19

    • @luckyrice672
      @luckyrice672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is that orange crusader in your profiler picture from? I remember them from somewhere.

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luckyrice672 castle crashers

    • @orangeinferno
      @orangeinferno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luckyrice672 Castle Crashers

    • @5252coolguy
      @5252coolguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luckyrice672 castle crashers

    • @mr.monkeybusiness2322
      @mr.monkeybusiness2322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luckyrice672 Castle Crashers

  • @DueNorthGaming
    @DueNorthGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Fire Emblem: Three Houses music is perfect for running from bears

    • @marlonlevy9202
      @marlonlevy9202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wondered why I suddenly had the urge to play that game lol

    • @isakts8576
      @isakts8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @somerandomnamehere6011
      @somerandomnamehere6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chiaki your alive
      *how*

    • @MaN-mc3bf
      @MaN-mc3bf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to make the exact same comment.

    • @DueNorthGaming
      @DueNorthGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandomnamehere6011 I just respawned cuz I'm a GAMER

  • @jeremyday9056
    @jeremyday9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was one of the most intense, entertaining videos I've ever seen. Well done!

  • @VeryClassyDemon
    @VeryClassyDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the Fire Emblem Three Houses's music he used during the body of water segment of the video

  • @MarshallLeeFlames
    @MarshallLeeFlames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    DougDoug: "I'm going to lose the bears."
    Me: "Knowing that they spawn every ten seconds, do you see the problem?"

  • @atoaster9854
    @atoaster9854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The true boss of Bleak Falls Barrow is the bears that spawned along the way.

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that these are essentially bear familiars that just hate your guts

  • @concreteboy252
    @concreteboy252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    He said he got to lose the Bears like there cops in GTA

  • @erimyagnozkan3135
    @erimyagnozkan3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *A million bears at the background*
    Doug: _This is fine._

  • @bread3039
    @bread3039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine being a draugr in an ancient crypt thinking that nothing would possibly come and touch you, and a guy runs by summoning bears around him.

  • @kiwigamer4671
    @kiwigamer4671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You’re like a sitting duck. Bears *love* ducks” is a fantastic quote.

  • @solitudeguard3138
    @solitudeguard3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    This is very informational, thank you for this.

    • @norical64
      @norical64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      can't believe you stole my sweetroll.

    • @rinthesquare
      @rinthesquare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, he used ti be an adventurer like you

    • @crabravekrab1174
      @crabravekrab1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someone stole meh sweetroll

    • @rannoch1454
      @rannoch1454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry Solitide Guard, I have killed many of your kind- the streets of Solitude have run red with your blood!

    • @solitudeguard3138
      @solitudeguard3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rannoch1454you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence

  • @zabelzarock4606
    @zabelzarock4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "Every 10 seconds, a bear appears in Skyrim. Help us donating 10$ per month to stop this.
    Thank you"
    Thalmor Embassy.

  • @xTheBeserkerx
    @xTheBeserkerx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Fire Emblem Three Houses theme gets me every time. Such a gr8 concept. Keep it up broski!

  • @ch-animatestudios
    @ch-animatestudios 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how Sonic immediately using fire to fend off the bears

  • @myrkflinn4331
    @myrkflinn4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Colette: Restoration is a perfectly valid school ofmagic! Don't let others tell you otherwise!

  • @chocolatewaffles3020
    @chocolatewaffles3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “There are lots of Bears and you are drunk, so stay safe”

  • @Jakey_Joe
    @Jakey_Joe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    look, survival is survival, and dead bodies are like loot boxes of supplies, and loot boxes make my brain happy.

  • @EmilWall
    @EmilWall ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had me at "Bears love ducks" :D (1:54)

  • @axie_beats
    @axie_beats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Skyrim: The unBEARable edition

    • @mrbigsta4221
      @mrbigsta4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pun Level 100

    • @sickcatboy7745
      @sickcatboy7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew this comment will be here.

    • @DaSilverBackz
      @DaSilverBackz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RATED B

    • @lapizza7175
      @lapizza7175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaSilverBackz B or E I am not A_ctually R_eally shure

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That joke was absolutely clawful.

  • @chilloasis7935
    @chilloasis7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Alternate title: Don't piss off the Druid at a drinking party

  • @varethedemon
    @varethedemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know... that's two random videos now that have had my full attention, and got many belly laughs from me.
    Subscribed.

  • @LordTonzilla
    @LordTonzilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wasn't expecting the three houses music but I am so here for it.

  • @itsyaboiguzma
    @itsyaboiguzma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The fire emblem music really just intesifies how truly great this feat is

  • @TreeFlob
    @TreeFlob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Y know the cool thing about a bear spawning every 10 seconds show you how fast on average Doug Doug speeds up his videos and how much time he spent in a area

  • @jedikedi4820
    @jedikedi4820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Sees title.*
    Me: "I dont need sleep I need answers!"

  • @OmegaUberDeathbot
    @OmegaUberDeathbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The claw door is easy. ya don’t even need to look at the claw. Rotate each ring twice.

  • @aspendespain4606
    @aspendespain4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Fire Emblem music in the background of the intense parts is beautiful~ *chefs kiss*

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Doug Doug: [Breathes]
    Bears: [SPAWN]
    NPC’s: “We are all... DEAD!!!”

  • @dairebulson7122
    @dairebulson7122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Riverwood doesn't have jurisdiction in the mountains, so they can't even prosecute someone who got drunk and robbed a convenience store."
    I'm pretty sure the entire town is dead

  • @dantheman4876
    @dantheman4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    for a small time he was all like "You have a bear, and I will chuck a bear at you if you attack me" Like he was some bear summoning wizard

  • @eo_
    @eo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Doug: **is low on health**
    Also Doug: **jazz hands**

  • @amyzheng7035
    @amyzheng7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "that simulates a real life natural disaster by spawning 1 bear every 10 seconds"
    ah yes the most realistic natural disaster this video helped so much i now know how to survive the bearpocalypse

  • @ernieduran6589
    @ernieduran6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you.

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You just need The Springfield Bear Patrol on the case.