@@stonks3507 yes they often are hating for no reason. They have 5 hating types 1) homophobia 2) jealousy with sabotage 3) invoking fear of change 4) transphobia 5) sending political ideologies to your brain It all happens through dreams. The emotional support demon can destroy them tho
We have to remember that aliens and real monsters also exist in the TS universe since they had a crossover with Martin Mystery, which in at least one episode had a tentacle monster.
I had a classmate who was taken from his mother because she abused him. The teacher didn't care, we had to write about how much we love our mothers. it went horrible. the Aunt of the boy slapped the teacher so hard, that she lost her dentures and they never found them (i think somebody picked them up and threw them away or so.)
Fun animal fact: Sometimes male pandas will do a handstand before they pee in order to leave their mark higher up on a tree. The point is to get their scent to cover a larger area.
Thank you, Click. We need to un normalise family conversations in school. When I was 12, we had a project that assumed that everyone had a mum and a dad. My dad died when I was 7 and that project was traumatic
I'm so sorry for your loss! I hope you feel way better nowadays! And know your dad probably loved you so damn much for as long as he could! Live the life you want and I'm sure he would be proud! I know I would be proud of my kid if they lived a life they wanted!
When i was 7 i had a fathers day project and they didnt let me write it about my mom or other guardian like my grandparents and i have never in my life met my dad so i just wrote a card saying "youre out of this world" to a man i never met and gave it to my mom anyway
@@timewithjackson3975 that's awful. No one should have forced a child to do that, especially if they knew your circumstances. I hope your mum liked the card
The Mr. Yuan story: he actually had about 50 gfs, regularly borrowed money from almost all of them, 17 was only the number that’d shown up in the hospital.
Lottery winners should have the right to stay anonymous because people are sociopaths. She should have been able to cash out and quit quietly without telling anyone why.
@@phantomswagger9363 when the winner can be easily tracked down and confirmed? I won't say impossible, but astronomically more difficult than if their only obligation was to say "yeah no definitely someone one"
The thing is Simba genuinely thought it was his fault Mufasa died. I think it’s safe to assume he didn’t see scar throwing him off, only saw him fall. Like, he’s shocked when Scar tells him he was the one who killed Mufasa, he genuinely didn’t know.
Yeah, none of those make any sense in the context of the actual films. The only semi-fair one is Ariel and even that one has several different reasonable explanations.
@HobGungan Does Ariel even know how to write tho, paper wouldn’t work underwater and there was absolutely not a pencil, pen, or quill in her human collection. Second off where on earth did she get that paper in the middle of a freaking beach
@@XanderMatthews-nv9zfThe only evidence I can think of that she can write is that she signed her name on Ursula’s contract with pretty good penmanship, but that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s proficient at writing. That could have been some sort of magic. 🤷🏻
two weeks late, but the prince never saw Ariel, only heard her sing. So would he really believe some random mute person claiming to be the singer despite not having a voice? None of these make sense in the slightest.@@HobGungan
Fun fact: in the original fairytale, Snow White is *7* when the Queen finds out she's the fairest of them all. Disney actually more than doubled her age while also making her prince much younger just to make the whole thing less creepy.
The fairytale doesn't say how old the prince is (or how much time passes between the various attempts on snow white's life while the evil queen tries to figure out new schemes.) The prince also doesn't kiss her, he wants to use her as decoration, and then the servants drop her.
Back in high school (this was only a couple of years ago, I graduated somewhat recently), there was this one English teacher I had whose whole lesson plan for that year was centered around "families" and was literally impossible to deal with/answer correctly if you had anything other than a stereotypical family dynamic, it was insane, and people kept treating me like I was the crazy one for not being comfortable with it
No no see, that's when you be overly compliant, you need something about your mother but she's dead, don't just dodge the question, dodge the question by saying 'I'd love to answer this but my mother died of (insert death here) when I was (insert age here)' or something like that
Former English teacher here. One unit in Middle School was supposed to be about families, but I always modified it with different readings and examples to start discussion about the definition of family. Some of my students didn't live with their birth families, but rather with family of choice or other relatives, due to issues at home. Eventually we got to the conclusion that family is what you make of it, so family trees were just an optional background assignment to help organize and explain stories passed down as oral tradition- other options were available for that grade. Only seems fair to include everyone. 🤷
@@94DeathAngelI remember having to do this in like middle school or some shit and they wanted us to go back to great great grandparents. Well my family reproduced like rabbits and even I am 1 of 6. The teacher thought I made up names and couldn’t believe that one of my uncles would name his 5 kids Anthony, Toni, Antonio, Antoine, and Tonya. That’s the order of birth can you guess which ones are girls.
People are weak when it comes to conflict or challenging authority figures. Guarantee they only acted that way for a better grade or to keep from being ostracized by each other
@@MsWill813 two of my kids did this! Turns out they were dealing with severe social anxiety, which may or may not have been entirely due to gender dysphoria. *Not saying that's the case for your daughter. Adolescence is rough!
As someone who works with antique swords and daggers on occasion (I work at an auction house), the sound of a sword hissing out of a sheathe comes from a sort of locking mechanism in the opening of the sheathe. Sometimes you really have to push them in towards the hilt and they click in place. It's probably there to stop the blade from falling out. It's not a thing on all of them, but they do make that sound if you draw them fast
She also didn't know it was the prince until she heard about the search later, she thought he was just some guy and she panicked when the clock chimed and she realized the magic was going to wear off. None of those comics made any sense in the context of the films.
She didn't even plan on leaving either. Though might've if things kept getting worse though. And I had some other thoughts. Getting married to someone of way way higher standing (recall she was fairly rich before the step family walked in) basically "forced" Cinderella to move in with him because a lot of the time, a guy's wife will move in with him. The exception would be if Cinderella were richer then him, then they probably would've moved into her family house (with the evil step family) unless someone between Cinderella's family or her husband's puts in the money to buy or build a new house. Or if Cinderella and her fiance were willing/convinced to start from scratch.
No, she gets revarded for not even thinking of a better future, for being perfectly passive and "happy" with her situation anyway. So since she was not a golddigger, or immorally showed any non perfectly polite feminin traits, she got the prince.... And no, I do blame her or anyone in her position, I blame the story for it's framing and the messed up moral and actually victim blamy, like if you do not get magically rescued by a prince, it's your fault, for you where not perfectly obidient enough and therefor have not earned it....
@@chaos4654 did you know of the charming brothers he was the only one that had the wife move in with him, the rest moved in with the wife and her kingdom at least the ones that got married, the one that was evil (from Frozen) wasn't so lucky (then again he was a jerk, so he had it coming)
@@SingingSealRianai dont know how passive it is to rebel against your family and go to a social event you were sabotaged from going to and banned from. Recontextualizing this, shes a teenager in an abusive home who wanted a bit of freedom and snuck out to a club to unwind even after her clothes get destroyed by them.
fun fact: twins can be conceived at different dates. usually it's a matter of days but there was a case of 3 week difference between conception of the twins and another with several months difference. it's called superfetation and it's extremely rare but happens.
Yeah, one baby can also have two dad's biologically, it's rare but it happens. The whole biology is simple thing we get taught in school is so bs, especially that sex is binary.... It so is not and it it is not binary, how was gender supposed to be?! Also the youngest mother known was 5, the suspected father was her father, but it could not be proven.....
@@16poetisaIt can happen without uterus didelphys! Our model of "you ovulate one egg once per month/cycle" is.... not entirely accurate, and pregnancy doesn't always send the message to not release the next egg. It is incredibly rare because you need a situation in which the first pregnancy did not stop the next ovulation from happening, and the chance increases if you are a "multiple ovulator" (more than one at a time or more than one per cycle), but it has occurred. Oh yeah edit to add: Multiple ovulation is how fraternal (non identical) twins occur, when two eggs are released at once (at the same time), so it's not that uncommon that one egg once per cycle isn't accurate.
Yeah, family assignments in school can be...weird. A classmate in middle school was sent to the office for "refusing" to do an assignment. He tried to explain that he didn't know what his father looked like because he'd never met him a bunch of different ways. After a particularly mean reply from the teacher telling him to just ask his mom, he shouted "I CAN'T!!! SHE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER!!!!!". Yeah, I didn't make the connection about what that probably meant till adulthood, my kid brain just assumed she was blind or something. Like she could be blind, but a different answer is way more likely. That classmate was transferred from our class. No one should end up in that situation.
i had something similar happen, i got an assignment asking me something about my father. i told them i don't have one, and my teacher said "that's a lie, everyone has a dad." i just felt like shit for the rest of the day because of it. got in trouble with the teacher for refusing to answer.
I always felt awkward whenever we had an assignment related to our family history. My grandparents and great-grandparents were interned during the second world war. I found it difficult to decide how much detail to include because I didn't want to have to be the one to educate my classmates and teachers about our own history when I was still a child. Just because I know a lot about my family history and can describe it in detail (with primary sources!) doesn't mean I'm comfortable explaining it or answering peoples' questions.
@@nicolebacon2747 yeah, like some people have awkward, weird, traumatic, and other reasons not to want to share about their families and that needs to be respected.
I hate it when some men are like « why do girls hate men I don’t understand », then go on to make jokes about how every men’s search history is super gross and awful lmao. Anyway, I stumbled on your channel today and I’m doing a marathon, I absolutely love your videos💕💕
I'm glad Click agrees that you shouldn't ask questions about family in school for tests or assignments. I used to go to a private Catholic school and once had an a question on an assignment marked wrong because I TOLD THE TRUTH. I was asked on a test in bible study to say who my godparent was and how they fulfilled their role for me growing up. I stated that I did not have one and got my answer marked wrong. I vividly remember the teacher getting mad because I was somehow supposed to assume without being told (at only 8 years old) that I was expected to lie so that I could show that I understood the question. I pointed out that lying was a sin and I would not have assumed my teacher wanted me to sin on a religion class assignment. She was fuming mad. 😂
I had a similar experience in primary school, all the kids had to put a pin on the map over the city they are from. All the other kids were from close by cities, I had lived in 7 different cities by age 8 so I asked which one should I mark, or all of them. The teacher told me off for lying. How does it come as a surprise to adults that people have different kind of families and lives🤔
Exactly! It's a dumb assignment idea 2 weeks before I left high school I had to make a video asking a grandparent about life in their time. My grandma had died a bit before then so I just recorded myself asking my gran's urn questions as a petty way to prove the project was dumb
@@Asmodeus_682 Did you actually turn it in? What happened? And those things always bothered me. It's even worse at that age, because by then, many kids have lost their grandparents, if they had them in their life at all. I might have had 1 grandparent alive when I left hs, but I wasn't in contact with her, if she was alive at that point. All the rest had died years before. Hell, my maternal grandfather died when my mother was only 3 months old herself. And that's not talking about all the people who don't have contact with family for whatever reason.
Fun Fact: The "giant cucumber" in that photo is actually an under ripe watermelon. That's what watermelons look like on the inside when you pick them before they're fully ripened. The flesh gradually turns redder starting from the center and moving outwards. If you look at the size of the gourd as the father is carrying it, it's somewhat small compared to a store bought watermelon, because it was not allowed to mature. It can be quite hard to tell when exactly a watermelon is ripe if you've never grown them before, and this process can take a long time, so you need to have enough weeks in your growing season. A watermelon is ripe when it develops a yellow patch on its underside, and the nearby tendrils on the vine start to wilt. Watermelons and cucumbers are both part of the Cucurbitaceae family though, and the rind of a watermelon is edible and can be used the same exact way as cucumbers. You can make pickles out of them, which are pretty good.
Ok ok ok, had no one else thought it is concerning of how much knowledge this person has on warermelons and cucumbers. Bloody hell istg this person has a masters and a bachelors degree on these 2 fruits
I have a great story about the asking about family in school. I have two moms, so I grew up having to explain to everyone, both kids and adults, how I existed (cause I’m a donor child). So in 2nd grade, on Father’s Day, we had a substitute teacher, and she said we would draw our dads. I obviously couldn’t do that, but I was tired of explaining it, so I apparently drew a random man with a beard (this is according to my mom, I don’t remember this)
2:36 My cousin had artificial insemination to have a child. She's asexual so we like saying it was a "virgin birth" just to make people's brains stall out.😂😂
A cute story about family (names changed for privacy): My older sister and I used to have a great aunt called Greta. She was never called anything but Greta. Not aunt Greta or aunty or anything. Once, when my sister was around 4, she and my mom were talking about how grandma was actually called Mabel, and great grandma was called Julie and so on. Suddenly my sister asked: "Then what's Greta called?" 😂
This is hilarious because my family calls our uncles by their first name as well. HOWEVER we call my aunt "Boo" for some god forsaken reason and it makes me cringe so much, but at this point its been so long that if i call her her real name ittl sound like im angry-
@@ShyDigi My uncle is called Bone for some reason which yes cool nickname in english but I don't live in an english speaking country and he's been called that since he a was a little kid in the 60s according to my Mum. If I called him uncle (we only call my great aunt aunt ... everyone else is just name) that would be cringy and then to add his full name would sound double aggressive. The only people that escaped this name only thing are my maternal grandma her sister and my other grandma, respectively aunt, grandma and nonna (no we're not Italian no clue why we call her that maybe she liked it better?)
I always called my uncle "Uncle B" (his name starts with a B). My mom named me after his full name and my chosen name was inspired by what me and my brother called him!
10:50 Wanna know the best part about this story? SHE WON ALL OF THE LAWSUITS. INCLUDING THE ONE DONE BY THE IRS. This woman is just built different. If you want to hear the full context of the story, I highly reccomend checking our Qxir's video covering it.
When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I was kinda excited because I thought I was going to say some hilarious stuff that my mom and I could laugh about. Nope. I was totally lucid. So disappointing
@@normalhuman9878same my brother was hoping I’d be loopy but I was total lucid meanwhile when he got his out his cried cause I didn’t want to watch Star Wars with him cause he was loopy
Better than my reaction. My first one I thought my family was in danger and I had to save them. Second one I was so overwhelmed I nearly punched the doctor.
I totally agree about not asking kids questions about their family in school. I remember in math class when I was in elementary school they asked us to find out what our parents made as a salary to do some sort of math problem and I believe I was one of the only kids whose parent wouldn't say what they made and the teacher acted like it was a problem. Why do they need to ask such personal things about families? I got like... made to feel bad that my dad didn't want to say what his salary was... As a CHILD
Honestly as an adult I _still_ get the impression my parents just throw out random numbers when I ask what their salary is, there’s no way they’d tell the truth if I asked these questions as child
I don't get why this would be a problem for the PARENTS. Are they insecure enough to feel 'ashamed' if they don't make the equivalent of somebody earning tens of thousands a year and feel some need to compete? Are they hung-up enough about their relative wealth that they feel just freely admitting to it is 'showing off' somehow because somebody else might rightfully envy them? Both are stupid. Grow up.
@@diarmuidkuhle8181 I think it's more a problem that kids might see that as another reason to isolate children because their family is rich or their family is poor. I'm not sure that it really has anything to do with the parents, more that it's a good way to create separation between the children in the class.
I had a class in school where we had to draw our family tree and I had to explain in front of the class that, no, I had not done it incorrectly, because two of my cousins had children with the same woman. Hard not to feel put in the spotlight when you have to explain how your family isn't incestuous.
3:37 when i was in middle school we were learning about genetics, and so our teacher gave us an assignment to go home and compare our traits to our parents and see what we got from who, and so i awkwardly had to raise my hand and ask "what if youre not biologically related to your parents" the teacher did not expect someone to be adopted i guess.
This story will appear to be very random at first but bear with me: I'm a pregnant lady. Recently, an OBGYN tried to use a speculum to look inside of my vagina, and it wasn't the right size. This is how I learned that they are actually different size of speculums, and when I said "... They are different sizes of these?! Huh, that makes sense when you think about it, I didn't know that!" she explained to me that yes, they were different sizes, because some women are naturally smaller, bigger, have had children or (this is the part related to the video) that some pregnant women that come for a check up are even virgins, physically speaking, because they're lesbians who have been artificially inseminated with a device that's far smaller than a penis. So, depending on your definition of virginity, IT IS possible to be a mom who's a virgin. For example: if you're asexual and have been artificially inseminated. The more you know!
Sadder version: you have never "Shared" your very special "gift" so are virgin. But got raped pregnant. Another sad Version: your sister/mother died and Left you raising their children.
It was a good day when I found out that the local planned parenthood was so supportive of and familiar trans guy patients that they automatically picked the smallest speculum, which was also the day that I found out that they made them in different sizes XD great point about lesbians too, I hadn't thought about that! And this may be late but hope your pregnancy goes well and that you're having an easy time!
yeah, i think in general people think of virginity as having never had like, full on intimacy with somebody (depends on your personal definition therefore) and i personally would say, if it wasn't consensual and you want to consider yourself a virgin because of religion or because of how saying otherwise makes you uncomfortable, go for it, just, clarify it if its gonna become relevant
I hated writing essays about “fun i had over the summer vacation “ or “fun times/why i love (this family member “ In my family everyone was either neglectful or abusive. Summer vacation was hell and survival. School was the only place I felt somewhat safe. I was not allowed a pet. I did not have a best friend in elementary school. The only fun thing I got to do was play ball, read a book and go to school, maaaybe sometimes watch cartoons or films and shows that we’re definitely not age appropriate I was ashamed so I’d make stuff up and get the highest grade for my made up stories. Thanks Click for sticking up for all the kids ❤
Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. Been there, done that. It does get better, I promise. I hope you are doing better now. Just keep pushing through, it WILL get better, trust me.
I recently found my homework about why I love my mum. I wrote that I love her because she buys me things xD I didn't mean it's her only advantage but that was the most noticeable as she was rarely home and always coming back home from her work trips with a "thanks for your patience" gift for me xD
For a kid that's actually pretty wholesome, gifts are exciting, but having that parent around is even more exciting, makes perfect sense :) Most kids don't really have a concept of money and a separation of material things, gifts equal attention and parental attention equals good! I don't think the teacher found that as you thinking that's their only advantage 🙂 I had an absent parent (well more neglectful than they *had* to be absent) and them being around as little as they were used to be the best thing ever! Until I started growing up and realising how bad it actually was, those were my favourite times @@JankoWalski-hz3lu
I knew someone who for Mother’s Day made something for their grandmother instead, later found out it was because their mom was a heroine addict (who I think was living on the street)
On the family questions in school stuff, a similar thing kind of happened and is the reason my middle school bio class no longer does a blood typing lesson. Multiple students found out their parents weren't their bio parents (sometimes adoption that the parents never said anything about, but a few times cuz somebody cheated). My high school forensics course does still have a blood typing assignment, but that class is an elective and you can skip that assignment and do something else.
Fun fact, if you have twins your pregnancy will on average be shorter than birthing a single child! Twins are born prematurely more frequently than non-twins.
@@Shovel________________ sharing nutrients, lack of space, and being born prematurely all contribute to being smaller yeah! I was only 4lbs when I was born.
"fun" story about school questions about family: At the start of every year we had to do a presentation about our summer vacation and I've never ever been able to get a passing grade for this. Why you ask? Well because we were pretty poor and couldn't really afford to do anything special. So I had to start every year with a presentation that went like "I spent my vacation at home. we played a lot of board games. that's it". Afterwards a lot of teachers asked questions like "Didn't you go to another country?" no. "Surely you atleast went to a theme park or something?" no sir. "There has to be one special thing you did." yes, the board games. A couple of teachers even accused me of lying because "Everyone does atleast one special thing during vacation time" So yeah, I had to start every year with telling my class I was poor. Fun
And just for clarification: I'm not mad at my mother for this. she had to take care of her 5 children all on her own and she still did her utmost best to make our vacations fun for us and I am thankfull for it. I wasn't lying when I said that the times that we played board games were special for me. Which also sais a lot about my second least favorite presentation we had to do in school "your family/family tree" but that's a story for another day xD
Oof yeah, my mom grew up poor too and went to a somewhat posh school, and she had the same problem, until one day she got fed up and completely made up her summer holiday story x)
Omg I went through the same thing for the same reason.. it always felt so humiliating, but now that I'm an adult it just makes me angry that I let them make me feel bad for being a poor kid, ya know? Like wtf. The coolest thing I ever did was go camping...I freaking love camping, but the confused, deflated energy that answer would bring to the room was something I'd always dread.
Bonus points if you had food drives where the school hyped up stuff classes would win if they brought thr most stuff in to donate, making all the kids in class mad at you for never donating (because your family was one of the ones getting the donated food afterwards). Like, kids were literally so glaring at me when I'd walk into class empty handed every day, and shoving me around when teachers weren't looking because I was the reason we weren't all getting free light up yo-yos and shit.
You know, the whole concept of family therapy where everyone is high is partially why MDMA exists. It was intended to be used in couples' therapy to help them feel more comfortable talking about their feelings with each other.
I agree on family questions. As I got older, I always made a mothers day card with the class. But mine was for my grandmother. I remember a teacher getting mad and saying I was supposed to make it for my mom. Which then had to explain my mother abandoned us. I have single dad. Got out of trouble thankfully.
The teacher should not even have considered giving you trouble for it!!! Everyone knows families are more complicated, why are people so insistent about being narrow minded idiots about it in school?!!!
A bit late to this but my family had a similar issue twice (Well, 3 times) over, my mom left before my first birthday, so I'd make cards for my aunt. Some 3rd grade teacher decided this wasn't allowed and I was required to make one for my mother, so, being a spiteful little 8 year old, I made one saying something along the lines of "Happy Mothers day, hope your other kid made a nicer card!" and got in trouble. Then some summer camp my cousins both went to did something similar for fathers day. My oldest cousin's dad was definitely not a good man, and her card was going to be for our grandad. They didn't take "my dad's in jail" very well. Meanwhile her little (half)sister basically said "I'm not sending this to Chicago, grandpa's here so I'm making him one" Why do so many people pick a fight with a child over their own household?
I'm brazillian and luckily in my school everytime we had to make Father's/mother's day arts and crafts the teachers would remind the children that they should make a gift for "the person who loves you most". It was a public school, the food served at lunchtime was probably the only real meal most kids got during their day, so it wasn't fair to ask a child who has this sort of life why their parents aren't around..
the fact that you was in trouble in the first place is disgusting. teachers teach hundreds of students they should understand naturally that not all of them have a "normal childhood"
My 14 year old daughter and I were having a conversation today and Click came up for whatever reason…and she asked me if Emotional Support Demon was still available. I told her no, and she was so bummed. She then asked if the keychain version was available and I told her I wasn’t sure. She said she really wants at least the keychain if she can’t get the original. What she doesn’t know was that I already ordered her one the very instant they were released. 😂 Can’t wait to get it and surprise her with it.
I don't know what makes me more mad, that she didn't say 18 or that she thinks twins take twice as long to bake. It just hurt, it hurt in every way one can hurt my brain. ☠
And then there’s where I live … 🫤 lol… they not only release your full legal name, but they also take and publish a photo of you holding the big cheque showing the amount you won along with the city that you live in/bought the winning ticket from ..
Things that can help you escape that: - Being trans. Use your dead name and suffer though the gender dyohoria to look like a completely different person until after you have the money. Then go back to being comfortable again. If anyone asks, that was your sibling who refused to talk to you anymore and moved out of your house the day after receiving the check. They were the evil twin all along. Use an old ID with dead name and former gender that hasn't yet hit the experiation date but they don't know it isn't valid still to enhance this lie for those who don't actually know you're trans, like the media and rest of the world. -Be a furry. Commission a full-body fur suit so no one can see your face or even your skin or true height when you do the photo. Have the mailing address be a p.o. box and not your house address so they don't actually have to do it at your house either. If anyone asks, lie and say "Damn I wish I was that joke of a person. The only think we have in common is a name an a country." Proceed to donate the fursuit to a charity or something to further distance yourself, and get rid of your p.o. box.
Really? Most lotteries I've heard of the ticket has fine print on it to the effect that by claiming the prize you consent to having your name and image published for promotional purposes. The best way out of it is to appear so weird or repulsive that the lotto corporation doesn't want to be associated with you.
17:31 When a wild puma (or what the heck that kitty is) is easier to get into a bath than most of the so called "tame housecats", you know it's a keeper!
21:55 One of my husband's friends is a tough guy type and would never admit to being into hentai, but Steam lets us know. Steam always lets us know, Jeff.
One time a drama teacher of mine asked us to write a monologue of something we would say to someone that we couldn't. Otherwise. I, like most people, wrote something very personal. Then I had to perform it. Not fun.
God. It’s the fucking worst when you’re given a writing assignment with the strong hinting that it should be pretty personal. Nothing said about reading it out loud when the assignment is given out. Then the day comes that the assignment is due, and teacher asks who wants to start reading theirs first. It’s like- if you would just TELL ME beforehand that we were gonna have to read it out loud, I would have written about something less deeply personal! It’s one thing handing in a writing assignment to your teacher where they’ll be the only one to read it, and unless it’s concerning, never talk about it. It’s a whole other thing to literally read out your most deep, personal, thoughts and experiences to your class, when most of them are barely acquaintances at best, and some may even use it against you. Absolutely terrible! Any time the teacher gave us the option if we wanted to read it out loud or not, I turned it down. All writing is personal and I don’t need to be judged by other immature mean teenagers. Thank god I’m not in high school anymore
@@eliotb.1219 This is when you make something up (aka lie)!!! Even if you didn't end up having to read it out loud in front of the class - even if the teacher was the only one who would see it - why should he/she have that kind of access to your life? No one needs to know that much about you!!!
@@nicdegrave3313 Perfect!!! Served your teacher right! If people have "confessions they've never said" to their friends, relatives, etc., what makes the teacher think he/she is entitled to them?
@@nicdegrave3313 Right?!? Creative writing (i.e. fiction) has a long, proud tradition in English classrooms. Why the sudden, inexplicable drive to give *_teenagers_* "titillating/humiliating tell-all autobiography"-style assignments? The object of the class is supposed to be teaching them writing composition - they can do that just as well (if not better) without having to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets for the teacher's entertainment!
Being transmasc and afab is so fun because I read "the entire male gender terrified because google tracks incognito mode" type memes and thinking "well, not only the male gender because I-" then letting my brain buffer a bit and remember that I'm included in that 😂😂😂😂
I just think it's weird that whoever created that meme thinks women don't watch porn...like, most of my adult life I have had a higher sex drive that every guy I've dated, and I was born female and still am female.
As someone who grew up with the older, more brutal versions of these disney stories the "barely disguised fetish" thought is even worse. (take cinderella: her stepsisters literally cut their own feet to the size of the shoe)
3:50 Same, we started studying Holocaust literature in 7th grade and it was so upsetting to me that I honestly zoned out for a lot of it. Then a test got passed out to see if we had been paying attention, and there was an essay question asking to write what conditions were like in the camps or something really intense for 12-year-olds to be describing in detail. I just wrote, "I can't do this. It's too painful," which should have been the teacher's queue that MAYBE this subject was a little too much for this class, but instead they just took point off and made a note that this wasn't an acceptable way to answer an essay question. I always felt conflicted because, you know, was I just making excuses? Was I being lazy? Was I being a big baby? Was I using the pain of other people as a clever way to weasel out of taking a 7th grade test? Several years later, I found out that my great-great grandmother was a Russian Jew who fled the pogroms, so maybe that's why studying Holocaust material has always made me feel like my body is full of angry bees. :/
3:50 just last week my teacher asked us on canvas (which is what we use to submit assignments) to post any medical conditions that are genetic after asking your parents. The problem is I’m the only person in the class adopted and my birth parents never kept in contact with me. So I put on the assignment “I can’t really do this because I’m adopted. So any information I get is kinda useless.” If I remember right she just didn’t grade me for it and didn’t mark it as wrong.
Fun fact: An AI anime girl streamer already exist. She is called Neuro-sama created by Vedel987 and it is some of the most unhinged I have watched in recent years. They also already have a plushie from makeship.
So, the sword "shing" sound is from the metal sheath used in fencing and with rapiers and other thrusting oriented swords, though they were still uncommon - you didn't need to worry about dulling the cutting edge, so you didn't need to line a metal sheath with wood, or construct the sheath entirely out of wood. This came with the added benefit of being able to use the sheath as a weapon too.
Click, I which your younger brother, actually made me laugh. Sure, I have siblings, but they're not as entertaining or interesting as you. I think we can all agree, we wish we had someone like you in our lives.😂🥰
The metallic schwing sound you get with swords in films is because they put a metal ring on the scabbard to make the sound in old films so now the sound effects department add it as standard. In reality if you're making that sound drawing your sword... You're grinding the edge off your blade and it's going to be blunt fast
I remember having to turn in a family tree assessment. I have a lot of divorce and ab-se in my families past and a lot of direct family members who have been cut off and as an 8yo I had no idea how to write it in.
OH. MY. GOD. that filthy apartment actually made my skin crawl. And I also laughed at what looked like a pump bottle of lube in front of the TV... like the only thing that wasn't dusty. LOL
3:35 Holy crap! This just opened a floodgate of school memories where 99.99% of the questions involving hypothetical family was a father, mother, 1 son, and 1 daughter. Was that on purpose?!?!
I hated being asked about family questions at school....I lived with my dad, my mum and sisters lived in separate towns....its been 15yrs since I was at school, I cannot believe standards haven't changed...my son lives with my dad (his grandfather) and it is extremely upsetting that the school asks about mother/father/normal family dynamics
@@rebny7801 the child in this case was a special case. Im not sure the official laws where they're from, but he had just turned 18 and the child's mother was awful. She was much better in my roommate's custody anyways. He also had some help from friends and family
@@StarKoSuruhe got really lucky there, where I live, you can't adopt a child even after caring for it for years and the bio parents endangering their life, as long as the bio mother does not agree on the adoption.... It is a total shit show prioritising keeping parent and child together over the safetyx heth and happy ess of the child
For the family convos, since i was 6 and it was always awkward people saying "tell your mom and dad!" "Have your mom or dad come!" And it's not my mom or dad. It also made stuff relating to college so hard, trying to fill out fafsa without being under your parents is annoying. Same with scholarships
These days we use, and encourage teachers to use, either caregivers or "parent or caregiver." Certain concerned stakeholders in the education system - yes, that's a euphemism - think that's an attempt to "undermine the family."
@StarKoSuru Empathy should really do the trick for those who haven't experienced that. It's not an Olympic leap of imagination. But they don't clear that exasperatingly low bar. Creating policy for Karens is...a journey.
So awkward. People always are calling my Mums husband my Dad. I call him by his name. Out of habit, I've called him that most of my life there's no way I can change that now.
I mean, the one upside to family conversations in school is you can make the teachers regret asking! One of my college professors picked me to answer a question about my mom, when she had died about a month before... They never picked me for questions again. I'm glad I can find it funny in hindsight.
3:43 I once was forced to write a thank you note to my mom for english. It was mother's day and I spent the whole class on the brink of crying cause I felt so bad writing lies about my horrid mom. It wasn't even a sentence or two, we had to fill the whole page and were asked to give it to our moms. I just threw mine away
i always hated when family questions popped up in school. especially during biology classes. "which parent did you get your eye color from!" no clue. im adopted
yeah, but our search history is stuff like "is bleach or peroxide better for getting blood out of fabric" and "is antifreeze toxic to chickens?" It's all totally normal stuff, but reads a bit sketchy if you take it like that.
7:58 I don't know where that poster is from, but here in the US, that'd definitely be illegal. It's illegal for people under eighteen to send nudes, even to other people under eighteen.
I don’t think it’s simply illegal to send them (in that case children who were groomed to send nudes would get in trouble), I think it’s a bit more specific than thay
I remember having to do family trees in elementary and again in high school for Spanish and a genetic punnet square for biology in middle school…. It was always awkward for me as a child of a single parent 🙃
I had the hilariously opposite problem; I’m at the end of a chain of half-sisters (so me, my half-sister on my mom’s side, her half-sisters on her dad’s side, etc.) so when it came time to do family trees, I could never fit all of us on the paper. Teachers were usually mildly confused when the nice clean “pyramid” they expected us to draw had a weird bulge at the parent level and then got mostly cut off because I never knew much about their family histories past their parents. The only time this was a problem was when one teacher tried to tell me to redo the assignment because I only had one “real” sister.
I once had a friend who I took Spanish with, and his mom was the teacher. His parents are divorced, so when the teacher was drawing the family tree as an example, she left out my friend's dad (who also worked at the same school by the way). One of my classmates asked where the dad was, and she just said "he doesn't get to be on here." That student didn't ask anymore questions and we (even people who didn't know)all laughed about it, with only my friend, the teacher, and I having context. Don't think my friend ever told his dad about this, but I wonder what his reaction would've been.
Click, even though I am older than you, I still think of you as a role model. And because you can entertain us with the stupidest of memes and quotes, it's a gift. Also, I love that you love plushies and making them. I'm still a kid at heart, and I love toys, stuffed animals. Never change for the algorithm. We like you the way you are.
35:53 Ah yes the best gun it uses the power of cuteness! Not to kill you with said cuteness but instead to deceive you with it since it’s actually a melee weapon that is used like a knife.
2:13 Sad to say that I used to live in way worse conditions than this for 5 plus years. I was extremely mentally unwell at the time and would NEVER have anyone over out of shame. Can’t believe someone would bring a date back to their place when it looks like that, yikes 😬
It's way better to teach kids, that there are my possible situations and make any sharing vulentary, then grading kids on how perfectly they fit the mold.... There is so much unfair and degrading stuff happening..... No one owes anyone their personal history and how many teachers react only makes the kids more afraid to ever share and stigmatise any divination....
09:43 actually where i live a boy died like this. He went to his dad's workplace, his dad was the forklift driver and was carrying some marble or granite like stuff. They started to slide down and the boy thought he could hold them somehow. Heendedup being crushed under the weight of those and died. It was honestly heartbreaking seeing how fast the father got out and tried lifting the marbles
2:12 I have very strong depression. My mother was somewhat of a hoarder and I never learned to clean my room or even keep some order when I was a child. It's extremely difficult for me to get the motivation to do chores. I do not invite people or let people come into my apartment. And after that picture, I suddenly don't feel so bad anymore about my living situation. Thank you, unknown slob.
Similar situation. I live in the home I grew up in and the attic is still full of the mess from my mother because I cannot get up there and clean it though she has been gone thirteen years. I was only able to clean other areas when my sister visited and we were able to help each other.
My old Anatomy teacher decided to pitch a fit over the fact "Kids in [our] generation don't want kids!" for some reason. Then when I brought up an argument of how some people don't think they can raise them, went "Didn't your mom raise you properly??" "My mom didn't raise me" "Well didn't your dad raise you properly??" "Considering he's in prison right now, he's not a role model." "Well how was I supposed to know that??" "... It's in my file, that's flagged on your PC? The gold apple looking icon next to my name" Everyone felt awkward after that one, she never apologized, but hey. Last year of high school and I was moving states that summer anyways. That said, she also never decided to go into awkward pointless targeted tangents during that specific class after that so, win? I guess?
9:03 The news-videos on that tank being recovered are the best part. The reporters went all over the neighborhood to get shocked reactions, and failed because EVERYONE KNEW THAT THE TANK WAS THERE. (Also the fine is that big because he also had other guns)
the part about the family-related questions is so true, i had a friend whose mom died halfway through the school year and Spanish class was very awkward, as "mom" is not an uncommon word there. i felt bad for them every time it happened
I really hate that meme about Cinderella because it shows that people didn't see it. In this movie the Duke is going all over the entire country (not Prince he is the royalty duh) and his job is basically to bring all the girls that can fit the shoe. And Prince then WILL recognize Cindirella because he remembers her goddamn face. Still good vid as always Click. Keep it up.
also, she wasn’t looking to be rescued. people act like she’s the epitome of a damsel in distress, but she just wanted to go to a party and have fun for one night of her depressing life.
@@AC8X yeah. There's also a lot of victim blaming towards Cinderella. "Why doesn't she just leave?" "Why doesn't she stand up for herself?" "Why is she so passive?" It frustrates me to no end how much Cinderella gets labeled as one of the weakest Disney princesses because how "little" she does to try to get out of her terrible living situation.
Been replying to a few of these, but yeah, none of those comics make any sense within the context of the films. The only fair question is Ariel and even that has several reasonable answers besides "then there wouldn't be a movie". But yeah, Cinderella slander continues to be egrigious.
@@HobGungan how would ariel know how to write with pencil and paper? paper gets soggy when wet and graphite doesn't stick well underwater. Also, what if the language she knows how to write is Linear B or something?
@@comradewindowsill4253 We see her sign her name on Ursula's contract, so we know she knows how to write. Whether or not she can write in a way that surface people in-universe could read is the question. Hence possible reasonable explanation number 1.
Click really doesn't get the recognition he deserves for consistently putting out 30-40 minute videos, especially since he actually put's in the effort to make jokes instead of just reading the posts verbatim.
This reminds me of that kid who had to draw their parent's job. It was his mom standing in front of a pole with people handing her money.😂 Apparently, she sold snow shovels, and they were almost completely sold out due to heavy snowfall😂
17:46 it's not unlikely that the puma in the photo is "Messi the puma". It's a wholesome youtube channel about a couple living with a puma with health issues and only 1/3rd of a typical male puma's size that they rescued from a petting zoo.
12:30 He didn't know Scar killed Mufasa though. From his perspective he was practicing roaring when suddenly it worked but had the side effect of scaring the wildabeast and requiring his dad to rescue him, which is what killed him. That's why he had to run away and never return.
28:43 I actually did see a coworker eat an orange like an apple. Some of the other guys were shocked. I just told him I wouldn't be impressed until he ate a pineapple like that.
4:45 Click, I had to study publishing/media science for Uni. One of the factors that makes a message likely to be published is "negativity". So "they're 'bout to execute two people for being gay" is a GREAT headline for a publisher.
The Mulan one was not a good example because she nearly got executed the second they found out she's not a man, that's because at the era where that story takes place it was bad luck and illegal to have a woman soldier so from their perspective she's literally sabotaging their chance of winning by angering the spirits. Edit: C'mon guys, if you're gonna make an argument against me at least make it make sense or worthwhile, please? Don't say "It's a fictional movie so there's no reason to care about the laws/beliefs" because the entire reason Hugo the dragon is there is because he's supposed to keep her identity a secret BECAUSE they would kill her, they straight up were about to kill her right after she seemingly ended the war and killed Kan (as far as they could tell). And don't say "You just don't understand jokes/parody" because a parody or joke trying to laugh at the absurdity of something can only be funny if the joke actually makes sense in the given context, saying "They won't care she's a girl because the dragon is a bigger deal" is not a good argument when they literally established at the start that they will kill her on the spot if she got caught and when she did she was actually about to be killed, and its something that took inspiration from REAL LIFE. Make good arguments... Please, it's getting annoying...
Mulan is a price of fiction loosely based on a piece of fiction. While there were certainly periods of Chinese history where that was true, “The Ballad of Mulan” (upon which Mulan is based) existed to make the point that duty to one’s country was more important than gender or sex. Even if that weren’t the case, Mulan the Disney movie is Chinese flavoured American fiction. There is no “era” with actual laws or people with real beliefs that have to be represented for historical accuracy.
@@Jumpstart342 I respect what you say however by saying that, you completely miss the point of the main conflict of what Mulan was doing, you can't say "There's no laws or people with beliefs that need to be considered in a work of fiction" because that's exactly the thing you should be considering in all works of fiction, you SHOULD think "Would this fictional character(s) that's straight up representing the extremely superstitious history of a REAL country be accepting of this?" Because that's literally the first thing that went into play the second she got caught. The guy was about to kill her in the snow right there right after she saved them all and had to recover from injury and you say there's no "Era, Laws, or Beliefs" that should be accounted for?!
7:14 So the hilarious thing here is that the answer to the question, “this, the age 14 in boys and 12 in girls signaling adulthood”, Is “puberty”, not the horrible incel justification we’re all expecting. It was a question in Jeopardy and unfortunately one contestant did buzz in with the answer “Consent”, to which Alex Trebek answered “😣 Nooooo 😬” before quickly moving on. 😂😂😂
25:30 Makes sense the gym cleaning staff can manage the weights, what if the last leaving customer leaves a massive mess the same day someone called in sick?
Ahh the things slugs go through for us. They tell by training the slug to have some strong reaction to a specific event. So say they give it an electric shock every time they offer it X food until it starts avoiding X food to not get shocked. Then when they do the memory erasing thing, they try to get the memory for the whole "being shocked" thing. If the snail suddenly stops avoiding X food, than they have removed the memory.
The power lifting prank is epic. It's true Click, I, a mere lady with the appearance of a marshmallow with toes, can indeed leg press over 500 lbs (226 kilos) and you would never tell looking at me. I don't even weigh 90 kilos (200lbs). I too get a sick pleasure out of trolling men at the gym...
Nah, he’s gonna make an anime girl bot to make the videos and earn passive revenue while he focuses full time on plushies. He will create the next plushie empire.
When I was in school I was always uncomfortable with family assignments because of how complicated the history is and neither of my parents really talked about our family
Sadly it makes slightly less sense. Birds lay eggs and bees transfer pollen (which is very similar to sperm). Flowers don't just produce pollen, they also produce seeds, so it kinda makes the bird part redundant...
@@vaughnhaney7020 Sorry, had a brain glitch. For some reason, I went through this whole thing thinking the phrasing was "the bees and the flowers," which would make sense since bees are an active part of the pollination process. Birds and the flowers can work the same way if we're talking specifically about pollinator birds. ... of course, now that I've looked up bird pollination and realize it's not just the one-off of hummingbirds, I'd continue to argue that "birds and the flowers" still makes sense. Instead of talking about producing seeds or laying eggs (something common to a much larger swath of life on earth than birds, bees, and flowers), we'd be referring to the process of fertilization itself, because birds do, more often than we talk about, play an active role in plant procreation. All that said, I haven't looked into the rationale behind either phrase. There's likely a historical freezing of the phrasemes after a bunch of semantic change, as is so often the case. It's just as likely both come from some metaphor that made more sense hundreds of years ago.
@@lexandrosphynx1049 Idk man, I personally think it makes a little less sense but it still makes some sense. I'm thinking from the perspective of "birds are famous for eggs" and "bees are famous for pollen", but I think of flowers as not really being famous for pollen specifically (they're also famous for seeds and fruit). That doesn't mean that birds and flowers makes NO sense haha
31:28 This would actually be so cool, and the ghost's "life" is literally backwards. When you're alive, lets sya you live to 70 before you die. Then ghost you is born, 70 like you, but you're reverting in age. You are a ghost for 70 more years as you continuously get younger, then once you hit the age and day of your birth, you get reincarnated, and the cycle starts over again
Speaking of how schools would ask questions about family, my school asked us to draw our family and at the time four generations of my family lived on the same road so I drew me, my parents, my grandparents, and my great grandma. But when I was naming everyone I called my step-grandmother "My" because that's what I called her. It's a long story but it was basically my version of "Nana" or "Nanny". But my teacher said I was wrong and made me change it to "grandma" despite the fact that I never once called her that.
Hey Click! I've watched your channel a lot last year everytime you posted, while I was healing from depression and dealing with severe anxiety, you comforted me a lot and I was so happy to see you posting more videos, they always made me smile and sometimes even cry, but in a good way, I'll remember you as my comfort youtuber ❤ X3
10:45 a tip is a gift, its given to the person recieving the tip. noone gets a share, not workplace, not coworkers, and not the IRS. dont care what actual rules or laws say, but if the workplace doesnt pay me fairly, so i have to rely on tips, its mine
Fun fact:
The emotional support mini plush actually has a consciousness and becomes alive every time you fall asleep and fights your bad demons
Are the bad demons emotional unsupportive demons?
Like Toy Story but they fight the demon under the bed 😉
And if you have both the large and the small Version they team up like batman and Robin (in the comics) 😂
AAAA this literally brings me so much joy this is now canon in my head
@@stonks3507 yes they often are hating for no reason.
They have 5 hating types
1) homophobia
2) jealousy with sabotage
3) invoking fear of change
4) transphobia
5) sending political ideologies to your brain
It all happens through dreams.
The emotional support demon can destroy them tho
‘Totally Spies’ is the epitome of the phrase “the writers’ barely disguised fetish”. It gets way more suspect when you rewatch the show.
Yeah. Man I was blind as a kid and doing the re watch when I first heard yeah wow.
We have to remember that aliens and real monsters also exist in the TS universe since they had a crossover with Martin Mystery, which in at least one episode had a tentacle monster.
@@JutlandAngel now it's bible black for pre teens.
trope namer for moments where a kid's cartoon is someone's sexual awakening, the totally spies moment. mine was with camp lazlo
No way 😭
I had a classmate who was taken from his mother because she abused him. The teacher didn't care, we had to write about how much we love our mothers. it went horrible. the Aunt of the boy slapped the teacher so hard, that she lost her dentures and they never found them (i think somebody picked them up and threw them away or so.)
Should’ve had the teacher write about how much she loved that aunt
Based aunt
W aunt
I LOVE THE AUNT FOR THAT
Teacher clearly lost her marbles before she lost her dentures thinking that was a good idea.
Fun animal fact: Sometimes male pandas will do a handstand before they pee in order to leave their mark higher up on a tree. The point is to get their scent to cover a larger area.
so im not the only one who does this
@@shakysuperman13im sorry what the fuck
@@shakysuperman13 you are not alone, pandas will always be there for you 😘
Oh hi its the Click comment section animal fact fellow. Hope you have a good day
Oh, so when a red panda does a handstand while they pee it's a fun fact, but when I do it they make me clean the McDonald's restroom.
Thank you, Click. We need to un normalise family conversations in school. When I was 12, we had a project that assumed that everyone had a mum and a dad. My dad died when I was 7 and that project was traumatic
I'm so sorry for your loss!
I hope you feel way better nowadays!
And know your dad probably loved you so damn much for as long as he could!
Live the life you want and I'm sure he would be proud! I know I would be proud of my kid if they lived a life they wanted!
@shadowthedarkshadow6960 thank you! I am doing well now and I know that he would be proud of me. He always was ❤️
im so sorry to hear that, i wish the best for you man
When i was 7 i had a fathers day project and they didnt let me write it about my mom or other guardian like my grandparents and i have never in my life met my dad so i just wrote a card saying "youre out of this world" to a man i never met and gave it to my mom anyway
@@timewithjackson3975 that's awful. No one should have forced a child to do that, especially if they knew your circumstances. I hope your mum liked the card
The Mr. Yuan story: he actually had about 50 gfs, regularly borrowed money from almost all of them, 17 was only the number that’d shown up in the hospital.
How on earth did he have the TIME? Damn... he'd never survive a woman like me.
Lottery winners should have the right to stay anonymous because people are sociopaths. She should have been able to cash out and quit quietly without telling anyone why.
Having anonymous winners of lotteries I think you might realise with a little thought is a *terrible* idea
@@patrickhector Is it though?
@@phantomswagger9363 it enables much easier shady practices around payouts yes, if nobody knows who wins then who's to say anybody won?
@@patrickhector If they wanted to make a fake winner, they could just do that anyway.
@@phantomswagger9363 when the winner can be easily tracked down and confirmed? I won't say impossible, but astronomically more difficult than if their only obligation was to say "yeah no definitely someone one"
The thing is Simba genuinely thought it was his fault Mufasa died. I think it’s safe to assume he didn’t see scar throwing him off, only saw him fall. Like, he’s shocked when Scar tells him he was the one who killed Mufasa, he genuinely didn’t know.
Yeah, none of those make any sense in the context of the actual films. The only semi-fair one is Ariel and even that one has several different reasonable explanations.
Well yeah, it should have been ghost-mufasa telling simba (and the other lions)
@HobGungan
Does Ariel even know how to write tho, paper wouldn’t work underwater and there was absolutely not a pencil, pen, or quill in her human collection.
Second off where on earth did she get that paper in the middle of a freaking beach
@@XanderMatthews-nv9zfThe only evidence I can think of that she can write is that she signed her name on Ursula’s contract with pretty good penmanship, but that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s proficient at writing. That could have been some sort of magic. 🤷🏻
two weeks late, but the prince never saw Ariel, only heard her sing. So would he really believe some random mute person claiming to be the singer despite not having a voice? None of these make sense in the slightest.@@HobGungan
Fun fact: in the original fairytale, Snow White is *7* when the Queen finds out she's the fairest of them all. Disney actually more than doubled her age while also making her prince much younger just to make the whole thing less creepy.
But to be fair, the original folklore fairytale is from the middle ages or something. It's very old and things were different then.
The fairytale doesn't say how old the prince is (or how much time passes between the various attempts on snow white's life while the evil queen tries to figure out new schemes.) The prince also doesn't kiss her, he wants to use her as decoration, and then the servants drop her.
Back in high school (this was only a couple of years ago, I graduated somewhat recently), there was this one English teacher I had whose whole lesson plan for that year was centered around "families" and was literally impossible to deal with/answer correctly if you had anything other than a stereotypical family dynamic, it was insane, and people kept treating me like I was the crazy one for not being comfortable with it
No no see, that's when you be overly compliant, you need something about your mother but she's dead, don't just dodge the question, dodge the question by saying 'I'd love to answer this but my mother died of (insert death here) when I was (insert age here)' or something like that
Former English teacher here. One unit in Middle School was supposed to be about families, but I always modified it with different readings and examples to start discussion about the definition of family. Some of my students didn't live with their birth families, but rather with family of choice or other relatives, due to issues at home. Eventually we got to the conclusion that family is what you make of it, so family trees were just an optional background assignment to help organize and explain stories passed down as oral tradition- other options were available for that grade. Only seems fair to include everyone. 🤷
I've seen people do family trees where you can do the family tree of anyone so people did the Simpsons etc
@@94DeathAngelI remember having to do this in like middle school or some shit and they wanted us to go back to great great grandparents. Well my family reproduced like rabbits and even I am 1 of 6. The teacher thought I made up names and couldn’t believe that one of my uncles would name his 5 kids Anthony, Toni, Antonio, Antoine, and Tonya. That’s the order of birth can you guess which ones are girls.
People are weak when it comes to conflict or challenging authority figures. Guarantee they only acted that way for a better grade or to keep from being ostracized by each other
As a parent, I can say with certainty that you can be impressed and disappointed over the same thing.
Absolutely!
My daughter has refused to go to school for two years. That's commitment (she is 15)
@@MsWill813 two of my kids did this! Turns out they were dealing with severe social anxiety, which may or may not have been entirely due to gender dysphoria. *Not saying that's the case for your daughter. Adolescence is rough!
@thegaytay4327 Don't worry, we have every available help. And we live in Finland so it's pretty good. She is getting better slowly.
@@missnaomi613 She is atypical and mixed, also bullied a lot.
As someone who works with antique swords and daggers on occasion (I work at an auction house), the sound of a sword hissing out of a sheathe comes from a sort of locking mechanism in the opening of the sheathe. Sometimes you really have to push them in towards the hilt and they click in place. It's probably there to stop the blade from falling out. It's not a thing on all of them, but they do make that sound if you draw them fast
this is the hill i will die on: cinderella _wasn’t hoping to get rescued._ that’s why she didn’t tell the prince her name.
She also didn't know it was the prince until she heard about the search later, she thought he was just some guy and she panicked when the clock chimed and she realized the magic was going to wear off. None of those comics made any sense in the context of the films.
She didn't even plan on leaving either. Though might've if things kept getting worse though.
And I had some other thoughts.
Getting married to someone of way way higher standing (recall she was fairly rich before the step family walked in) basically "forced" Cinderella to move in with him because a lot of the time, a guy's wife will move in with him.
The exception would be if Cinderella were richer then him, then they probably would've moved into her family house (with the evil step family) unless someone between Cinderella's family or her husband's puts in the money to buy or build a new house.
Or if Cinderella and her fiance were willing/convinced to start from scratch.
No, she gets revarded for not even thinking of a better future, for being perfectly passive and "happy" with her situation anyway. So since she was not a golddigger, or immorally showed any non perfectly polite feminin traits, she got the prince.... And no, I do blame her or anyone in her position, I blame the story for it's framing and the messed up moral and actually victim blamy, like if you do not get magically rescued by a prince, it's your fault, for you where not perfectly obidient enough and therefor have not earned it....
@@chaos4654 did you know of the charming brothers he was the only one that had the wife move in with him, the rest moved in with the wife and her kingdom at least the ones that got married, the one that was evil (from Frozen) wasn't so lucky (then again he was a jerk, so he had it coming)
@@SingingSealRianai dont know how passive it is to rebel against your family and go to a social event you were sabotaged from going to and banned from. Recontextualizing this, shes a teenager in an abusive home who wanted a bit of freedom and snuck out to a club to unwind even after her clothes get destroyed by them.
I miss when click would smell us individually
Charlie, what the fuck
Same
Truer words cannot be spoken
I changed my username to include my first name, just in case. ❤
piss puppet
19:59 i have a bracelet that says "femboy." bear in mind, my friends made that for me BEFORE i started cross dressing.
The Prophet
I want that shit
Bracelet the Prophet
@@rempsaSaaaaaaaame TwT
I need that bracelet /hj
fun fact: twins can be conceived at different dates. usually it's a matter of days but there was a case of 3 week difference between conception of the twins and another with several months difference. it's called superfetation and it's extremely rare but happens.
Yeah, one baby can also have two dad's biologically, it's rare but it happens. The whole biology is simple thing we get taught in school is so bs, especially that sex is binary.... It so is not and it it is not binary, how was gender supposed to be?!
Also the youngest mother known was 5, the suspected father was her father, but it could not be proven.....
I'm pretty sure superfetation requires more than one uterus. Otherwise it's just twins, and that usually has a pretty small window of time.
@@16poetisaIt can happen without uterus didelphys! Our model of "you ovulate one egg once per month/cycle" is.... not entirely accurate, and pregnancy doesn't always send the message to not release the next egg. It is incredibly rare because you need a situation in which the first pregnancy did not stop the next ovulation from happening, and the chance increases if you are a "multiple ovulator" (more than one at a time or more than one per cycle), but it has occurred.
Oh yeah edit to add: Multiple ovulation is how fraternal (non identical) twins occur, when two eggs are released at once (at the same time), so it's not that uncommon that one egg once per cycle isn't accurate.
@@LilKitLen I hadn't considered the possibility of ovulation *during* pregnancy, but that makes sense and is also kinda terrifying.
My maternal grandmother had periods throughout 13 pregnancies - so would definitely have been a possibility there
Yeah, family assignments in school can be...weird. A classmate in middle school was sent to the office for "refusing" to do an assignment. He tried to explain that he didn't know what his father looked like because he'd never met him a bunch of different ways. After a particularly mean reply from the teacher telling him to just ask his mom, he shouted "I CAN'T!!! SHE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER!!!!!". Yeah, I didn't make the connection about what that probably meant till adulthood, my kid brain just assumed she was blind or something. Like she could be blind, but a different answer is way more likely. That classmate was transferred from our class. No one should end up in that situation.
Oh Jesus 😬
@@16poetisa yeah, the implications of that are...not good.
i had something similar happen, i got an assignment asking me something about my father. i told them i don't have one, and my teacher said "that's a lie, everyone has a dad." i just felt like shit for the rest of the day because of it. got in trouble with the teacher for refusing to answer.
I always felt awkward whenever we had an assignment related to our family history. My grandparents and great-grandparents were interned during the second world war. I found it difficult to decide how much detail to include because I didn't want to have to be the one to educate my classmates and teachers about our own history when I was still a child. Just because I know a lot about my family history and can describe it in detail (with primary sources!) doesn't mean I'm comfortable explaining it or answering peoples' questions.
@@nicolebacon2747 yeah, like some people have awkward, weird, traumatic, and other reasons not to want to share about their families and that needs to be respected.
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@binebine9780 Very belated, but welcome to the community!! 😁🎉
I'm glad Click agrees that you shouldn't ask questions about family in school for tests or assignments. I used to go to a private Catholic school and once had an a question on an assignment marked wrong because I TOLD THE TRUTH.
I was asked on a test in bible study to say who my godparent was and how they fulfilled their role for me growing up. I stated that I did not have one and got my answer marked wrong.
I vividly remember the teacher getting mad because I was somehow supposed to assume without being told (at only 8 years old) that I was expected to lie so that I could show that I understood the question. I pointed out that lying was a sin and I would not have assumed my teacher wanted me to sin on a religion class assignment. She was fuming mad. 😂
What the fuck??? If I was that teacher, even back when I WAS Practicing, I would be pitying or “you poor thing 🥺🥺🥺”, not MAD!!!
I had a similar experience in primary school, all the kids had to put a pin on the map over the city they are from. All the other kids were from close by cities, I had lived in 7 different cities by age 8 so I asked which one should I mark, or all of them. The teacher told me off for lying.
How does it come as a surprise to adults that people have different kind of families and lives🤔
Exactly! It's a dumb assignment idea
2 weeks before I left high school I had to make a video asking a grandparent about life in their time. My grandma had died a bit before then so I just recorded myself asking my gran's urn questions as a petty way to prove the project was dumb
Religious hypocrisy is always the best isn't it?
@@Asmodeus_682 Did you actually turn it in? What happened?
And those things always bothered me. It's even worse at that age, because by then, many kids have lost their grandparents, if they had them in their life at all. I might have had 1 grandparent alive when I left hs, but I wasn't in contact with her, if she was alive at that point. All the rest had died years before. Hell, my maternal grandfather died when my mother was only 3 months old herself. And that's not talking about all the people who don't have contact with family for whatever reason.
Fun Fact: The "giant cucumber" in that photo is actually an under ripe watermelon. That's what watermelons look like on the inside when you pick them before they're fully ripened. The flesh gradually turns redder starting from the center and moving outwards. If you look at the size of the gourd as the father is carrying it, it's somewhat small compared to a store bought watermelon, because it was not allowed to mature. It can be quite hard to tell when exactly a watermelon is ripe if you've never grown them before, and this process can take a long time, so you need to have enough weeks in your growing season. A watermelon is ripe when it develops a yellow patch on its underside, and the nearby tendrils on the vine start to wilt.
Watermelons and cucumbers are both part of the Cucurbitaceae family though, and the rind of a watermelon is edible and can be used the same exact way as cucumbers. You can make pickles out of them, which are pretty good.
you know for the longest time I've thought eating the rind of a watermelon would male you sick
@@isaiahf-d846i know its a typo but that is has made the best picture in my head. just a man walking up to you, casting a spell, and now you feel bad
@@PotatoGentleman-uc7vwYou made me laugh hard enough to start coughing. Thank you! 💙
Ok ok ok, had no one else thought it is concerning of how much knowledge this person has on warermelons and cucumbers. Bloody hell istg this person has a masters and a bachelors degree on these 2 fruits
@@firece_taco5418 I'm just a homestead gardener who has tried and repeatedly failed to grow these. But thanks, that got a laugh out of me.
I have a great story about the asking about family in school. I have two moms, so I grew up having to explain to everyone, both kids and adults, how I existed (cause I’m a donor child). So in 2nd grade, on Father’s Day, we had a substitute teacher, and she said we would draw our dads. I obviously couldn’t do that, but I was tired of explaining it, so I apparently drew a random man with a beard (this is according to my mom, I don’t remember this)
That's not what I thought you were going to draw...
So double the "yo mamma jokes"
2:36 My cousin had artificial insemination to have a child. She's asexual so we like saying it was a "virgin birth" just to make people's brains stall out.😂😂
THE SECOND COMING OF CLICCY
Well most people wouldn't think of artificial insemination (me included) which makes this insanely funny 😂
Wasn’t that the plot of Angels and Demons?
It’s funny because my mum had artificial insemination to have me, and the first two things I thought about were adoption and IVF
I read insemination as visectomy, i think i need some more sleep
A cute story about family (names changed for privacy):
My older sister and I used to have a great aunt called Greta. She was never called anything but Greta. Not aunt Greta or aunty or anything. Once, when my sister was around 4, she and my mom were talking about how grandma was actually called Mabel, and great grandma was called Julie and so on.
Suddenly my sister asked: "Then what's Greta called?" 😂
This is hilarious because my family calls our uncles by their first name as well. HOWEVER we call my aunt "Boo" for some god forsaken reason and it makes me cringe so much, but at this point its been so long that if i call her her real name ittl sound like im angry-
@@ShyDigi My uncle is called Bone for some reason which yes cool nickname in english but I don't live in an english speaking country and he's been called that since he a was a little kid in the 60s according to my Mum. If I called him uncle (we only call my great aunt aunt ... everyone else is just name) that would be cringy and then to add his full name would sound double aggressive. The only people that escaped this name only thing are my maternal grandma her sister and my other grandma, respectively aunt, grandma and nonna (no we're not Italian no clue why we call her that maybe she liked it better?)
I read “names changed for privacy ):” and I was like wait is this a sad story?? And then I realized…
I always called my uncle "Uncle B" (his name starts with a B). My mom named me after his full name and my chosen name was inspired by what me and my brother called him!
The fact that I’ve done the same exact thing makes me laugh 😭
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Wanna know the best part about this story? SHE WON ALL OF THE LAWSUITS. INCLUDING THE ONE DONE BY THE IRS. This woman is just built different. If you want to hear the full context of the story, I highly reccomend checking our Qxir's video covering it.
I don't know why parents get all uptight then their teens say weird stuff when medically drugged. I would've have been laughing my ass off.😂
When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I was kinda excited because I thought I was going to say some hilarious stuff that my mom and I could laugh about. Nope. I was totally lucid. So disappointing
@@normalhuman9878same my brother was hoping I’d be loopy but I was total lucid meanwhile when he got his out his cried cause I didn’t want to watch Star Wars with him cause he was loopy
Better than my reaction. My first one I thought my family was in danger and I had to save them. Second one I was so overwhelmed I nearly punched the doctor.
I admitted everything ive ever lied about
I just slapped at my mom whining about wanting to go to the petstore and destroyed a myriad of medical gloves in the office afterwards.
I totally agree about not asking kids questions about their family in school. I remember in math class when I was in elementary school they asked us to find out what our parents made as a salary to do some sort of math problem and I believe I was one of the only kids whose parent wouldn't say what they made and the teacher acted like it was a problem. Why do they need to ask such personal things about families? I got like... made to feel bad that my dad didn't want to say what his salary was... As a CHILD
Honestly as an adult I _still_ get the impression my parents just throw out random numbers when I ask what their salary is, there’s no way they’d tell the truth if I asked these questions as child
I don't get why this would be a problem for the PARENTS. Are they insecure enough to feel 'ashamed' if they don't make the equivalent of somebody earning tens of thousands a year and feel some need to compete? Are they hung-up enough about their relative wealth that they feel just freely admitting to it is 'showing off' somehow because somebody else might rightfully envy them? Both are stupid. Grow up.
@@diarmuidkuhle8181 I think it's more a problem that kids might see that as another reason to isolate children because their family is rich or their family is poor. I'm not sure that it really has anything to do with the parents, more that it's a good way to create separation between the children in the class.
@@riverstein7251 Even as an adult I still don't know what my dad made before he retired lol I don't think I'll ever know
I had a class in school where we had to draw our family tree and I had to explain in front of the class that, no, I had not done it incorrectly, because two of my cousins had children with the same woman.
Hard not to feel put in the spotlight when you have to explain how your family isn't incestuous.
3:37 when i was in middle school we were learning about genetics, and so our teacher gave us an assignment to go home and compare our traits to our parents and see what we got from who, and so i awkwardly had to raise my hand and ask "what if youre not biologically related to your parents"
the teacher did not expect someone to be adopted i guess.
This story will appear to be very random at first but bear with me:
I'm a pregnant lady. Recently, an OBGYN tried to use a speculum to look inside of my vagina, and it wasn't the right size. This is how I learned that they are actually different size of speculums, and when I said "... They are different sizes of these?! Huh, that makes sense when you think about it, I didn't know that!" she explained to me that yes, they were different sizes, because some women are naturally smaller, bigger, have had children or (this is the part related to the video) that some pregnant women that come for a check up are even virgins, physically speaking, because they're lesbians who have been artificially inseminated with a device that's far smaller than a penis. So, depending on your definition of virginity, IT IS possible to be a mom who's a virgin. For example: if you're asexual and have been artificially inseminated. The more you know!
Sadder version: you have never "Shared" your very special "gift" so are virgin. But got raped pregnant.
Another sad Version: your sister/mother died and Left you raising their children.
@@frijofroisdeern3783Can I also just remind people that adoption exists
fascinating and educational.
It was a good day when I found out that the local planned parenthood was so supportive of and familiar trans guy patients that they automatically picked the smallest speculum, which was also the day that I found out that they made them in different sizes XD great point about lesbians too, I hadn't thought about that!
And this may be late but hope your pregnancy goes well and that you're having an easy time!
yeah, i think in general people think of virginity as having never had like, full on intimacy with somebody (depends on your personal definition therefore) and i personally would say, if it wasn't consensual and you want to consider yourself a virgin because of religion or because of how saying otherwise makes you uncomfortable, go for it, just, clarify it if its gonna become relevant
I hated writing essays about “fun i had over the summer vacation “ or “fun times/why i love (this family member “
In my family everyone was either neglectful or abusive. Summer vacation was hell and survival. School was the only place I felt somewhat safe. I was not allowed a pet.
I did not have a best friend in elementary school. The only fun thing I got to do was play ball, read a book and go to school, maaaybe sometimes watch cartoons or films and shows that we’re definitely not age appropriate
I was ashamed so I’d make stuff up and get the highest grade for my made up stories.
Thanks Click for sticking up for all the kids ❤
Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. Been there, done that. It does get better, I promise. I hope you are doing better now. Just keep pushing through, it WILL get better, trust me.
I recently found my homework about why I love my mum. I wrote that I love her because she buys me things xD I didn't mean it's her only advantage but that was the most noticeable as she was rarely home and always coming back home from her work trips with a "thanks for your patience" gift for me xD
It does, I am making my own chosen family now ☺Thanks that's very sweet of you, glad you're also being treated better@@Vegoonery
For a kid that's actually pretty wholesome, gifts are exciting, but having that parent around is even more exciting, makes perfect sense :) Most kids don't really have a concept of money and a separation of material things, gifts equal attention and parental attention equals good! I don't think the teacher found that as you thinking that's their only advantage 🙂
I had an absent parent (well more neglectful than they *had* to be absent) and them being around as little as they were used to be the best thing ever! Until I started growing up and realising how bad it actually was, those were my favourite times
@@JankoWalski-hz3lu
I knew someone who for Mother’s Day made something for their grandmother instead, later found out it was because their mom was a heroine addict (who I think was living on the street)
On the family questions in school stuff, a similar thing kind of happened and is the reason my middle school bio class no longer does a blood typing lesson. Multiple students found out their parents weren't their bio parents (sometimes adoption that the parents never said anything about, but a few times cuz somebody cheated). My high school forensics course does still have a blood typing assignment, but that class is an elective and you can skip that assignment and do something else.
Fun fact, if you have twins your pregnancy will on average be shorter than birthing a single child! Twins are born prematurely more frequently than non-twins.
an actual fun fact, thank you
i believe that twins are generally smaller for all animals, since both twins end up having to share nutrients in the womb
@@Shovel________________ sharing nutrients, lack of space, and being born prematurely all contribute to being smaller yeah! I was only 4lbs when I was born.
HEYYY that’s true actually! my twin and I were born two months early
@@buttmunchies Yup similarly my twin and I were born about a month and a half early!
"fun" story about school questions about family:
At the start of every year we had to do a presentation about our summer vacation and I've never ever been able to get a passing grade for this.
Why you ask? Well because we were pretty poor and couldn't really afford to do anything special.
So I had to start every year with a presentation that went like "I spent my vacation at home. we played a lot of board games. that's it".
Afterwards a lot of teachers asked questions like "Didn't you go to another country?" no. "Surely you atleast went to a theme park or something?" no sir. "There has to be one special thing you did." yes, the board games.
A couple of teachers even accused me of lying because "Everyone does atleast one special thing during vacation time"
So yeah, I had to start every year with telling my class I was poor. Fun
And just for clarification: I'm not mad at my mother for this. she had to take care of her 5 children all on her own and she still did her utmost best to make our vacations fun for us and I am thankfull for it. I wasn't lying when I said that the times that we played board games were special for me.
Which also sais a lot about my second least favorite presentation we had to do in school "your family/family tree" but that's a story for another day xD
Oof yeah, my mom grew up poor too and went to a somewhat posh school, and she had the same problem, until one day she got fed up and completely made up her summer holiday story x)
@@cheese5595Your family time has a bigger impact on you than any amusement park. A good bourd game with good people is amazing.
Omg I went through the same thing for the same reason.. it always felt so humiliating, but now that I'm an adult it just makes me angry that I let them make me feel bad for being a poor kid, ya know? Like wtf. The coolest thing I ever did was go camping...I freaking love camping, but the confused, deflated energy that answer would bring to the room was something I'd always dread.
Bonus points if you had food drives where the school hyped up stuff classes would win if they brought thr most stuff in to donate, making all the kids in class mad at you for never donating (because your family was one of the ones getting the donated food afterwards). Like, kids were literally so glaring at me when I'd walk into class empty handed every day, and shoving me around when teachers weren't looking because I was the reason we weren't all getting free light up yo-yos and shit.
You know, the whole concept of family therapy where everyone is high is partially why MDMA exists. It was intended to be used in couples' therapy to help them feel more comfortable talking about their feelings with each other.
I agree on family questions. As I got older, I always made a mothers day card with the class. But mine was for my grandmother. I remember a teacher getting mad and saying I was supposed to make it for my mom. Which then had to explain my mother abandoned us. I have single dad. Got out of trouble thankfully.
hope that teacher always remembers that day at 4 am when they're trying to sleep
The teacher should not even have considered giving you trouble for it!!! Everyone knows families are more complicated, why are people so insistent about being narrow minded idiots about it in school?!!!
A bit late to this but my family had a similar issue twice (Well, 3 times) over, my mom left before my first birthday, so I'd make cards for my aunt. Some 3rd grade teacher decided this wasn't allowed and I was required to make one for my mother, so, being a spiteful little 8 year old, I made one saying something along the lines of "Happy Mothers day, hope your other kid made a nicer card!" and got in trouble.
Then some summer camp my cousins both went to did something similar for fathers day. My oldest cousin's dad was definitely not a good man, and her card was going to be for our grandad. They didn't take "my dad's in jail" very well.
Meanwhile her little (half)sister basically said "I'm not sending this to Chicago, grandpa's here so I'm making him one"
Why do so many people pick a fight with a child over their own household?
I'm brazillian and luckily in my school everytime we had to make Father's/mother's day arts and crafts the teachers would remind the children that they should make a gift for "the person who loves you most". It was a public school, the food served at lunchtime was probably the only real meal most kids got during their day, so it wasn't fair to ask a child who has this sort of life why their parents aren't around..
the fact that you was in trouble in the first place is disgusting. teachers teach hundreds of students they should understand naturally that not all of them have a "normal childhood"
My 14 year old daughter and I were having a conversation today and Click came up for whatever reason…and she asked me if Emotional Support Demon was still available. I told her no, and she was so bummed. She then asked if the keychain version was available and I told her I wasn’t sure. She said she really wants at least the keychain if she can’t get the original. What she doesn’t know was that I already ordered her one the very instant they were released. 😂 Can’t wait to get it and surprise her with it.
YOURE AN AMAZING PARENT OMG )
I don't know what makes me more mad, that she didn't say 18 or that she thinks twins take twice as long to bake. It just hurt, it hurt in every way one can hurt my brain. ☠
I've seen that one quite a few times. It makes me weep. Every time. Without fail
That's why most places aren't allowed to publicly release the names of loto winners without consent.
And then there’s where I live … 🫤 lol… they not only release your full legal name, but they also take and publish a photo of you holding the big cheque showing the amount you won along with the city that you live in/bought the winning ticket from ..
And no- you can’t refuse or they won’t pay you lol
Things that can help you escape that:
- Being trans. Use your dead name and suffer though the gender dyohoria to look like a completely different person until after you have the money. Then go back to being comfortable again. If anyone asks, that was your sibling who refused to talk to you anymore and moved out of your house the day after receiving the check. They were the evil twin all along. Use an old ID with dead name and former gender that hasn't yet hit the experiation date but they don't know it isn't valid still to enhance this lie for those who don't actually know you're trans, like the media and rest of the world.
-Be a furry. Commission a full-body fur suit so no one can see your face or even your skin or true height when you do the photo. Have the mailing address be a p.o. box and not your house address so they don't actually have to do it at your house either. If anyone asks, lie and say "Damn I wish I was that joke of a person. The only think we have in common is a name an a country." Proceed to donate the fursuit to a charity or something to further distance yourself, and get rid of your p.o. box.
Really? Most lotteries I've heard of the ticket has fine print on it to the effect that by claiming the prize you consent to having your name and image published for promotional purposes. The best way out of it is to appear so weird or repulsive that the lotto corporation doesn't want to be associated with you.
@@wizardsuth lmao I wonder if that would actually work
17:31 When a wild puma (or what the heck that kitty is) is easier to get into a bath than most of the so called "tame housecats", you know it's a keeper!
(And yes, I know it's a hoax. But let's pretend it isn't, the idea is too cute.)
It is a cougar (puma), yes
@@horse14t Thanks for confirming! I thought it probably is, but it looks so cute sitting in that tub that I wasn't sure 😆
It's a puma yeah. Which is also known as a cougar, or mountain lion. They're all the same cat, just different name depending on region.
I sure would keep the kitty!!!
21:55 One of my husband's friends is a tough guy type and would never admit to being into hentai, but Steam lets us know. Steam always lets us know, Jeff.
I want The Click to read this comment😂
We all know now, Jeff. We all know.
One time a drama teacher of mine asked us to write a monologue of something we would say to someone that we couldn't. Otherwise. I, like most people, wrote something very personal. Then I had to perform it. Not fun.
HUH
God. It’s the fucking worst when you’re given a writing assignment with the strong hinting that it should be pretty personal. Nothing said about reading it out loud when the assignment is given out. Then the day comes that the assignment is due, and teacher asks who wants to start reading theirs first. It’s like- if you would just TELL ME beforehand that we were gonna have to read it out loud, I would have written about something less deeply personal! It’s one thing handing in a writing assignment to your teacher where they’ll be the only one to read it, and unless it’s concerning, never talk about it. It’s a whole other thing to literally read out your most deep, personal, thoughts and experiences to your class, when most of them are barely acquaintances at best, and some may even use it against you. Absolutely terrible! Any time the teacher gave us the option if we wanted to read it out loud or not, I turned it down. All writing is personal and I don’t need to be judged by other immature mean teenagers. Thank god I’m not in high school anymore
@@eliotb.1219 This is when you make something up (aka lie)!!! Even if you didn't end up having to read it out loud in front of the class - even if the teacher was the only one who would see it - why should he/she have that kind of access to your life? No one needs to know that much about you!!!
@@nicdegrave3313 Perfect!!! Served your teacher right! If people have "confessions they've never said" to their friends, relatives, etc., what makes the teacher think he/she is entitled to them?
@@nicdegrave3313 Right?!? Creative writing (i.e. fiction) has a long, proud tradition in English classrooms. Why the sudden, inexplicable drive to give *_teenagers_* "titillating/humiliating tell-all autobiography"-style assignments? The object of the class is supposed to be teaching them writing composition - they can do that just as well (if not better) without having to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets for the teacher's entertainment!
Being transmasc and afab is so fun because I read "the entire male gender terrified because google tracks incognito mode" type memes and thinking "well, not only the male gender because I-" then letting my brain buffer a bit and remember that I'm included in that 😂😂😂😂
Omg same 🤣 so many years of being a quirky not-like-other-girls "girl", and now I gotta relearn all the reflexes x)
being transfem is so fun for exactly this reason (but in reverse)
Gender affirming incognito mode tracking
I just think it's weird that whoever created that meme thinks women don't watch porn...like, most of my adult life I have had a higher sex drive that every guy I've dated, and I was born female and still am female.
@@tylaquiljonesI think it's just less obvious since women aren't perceived to be as sexual since it's all so taboo. Ridiculous but (sadly) true
As someone who owns a katana, when you sheath or unsheath it, sometimes it makes a scraping sound, however it does not make a metal scratching noise.
As someone who grew up with the older, more brutal versions of these disney stories the "barely disguised fetish" thought is even worse.
(take cinderella: her stepsisters literally cut their own feet to the size of the shoe)
Yeah, the originals are REALLY dark
3:50 Same, we started studying Holocaust literature in 7th grade and it was so upsetting to me that I honestly zoned out for a lot of it. Then a test got passed out to see if we had been paying attention, and there was an essay question asking to write what conditions were like in the camps or something really intense for 12-year-olds to be describing in detail. I just wrote, "I can't do this. It's too painful," which should have been the teacher's queue that MAYBE this subject was a little too much for this class, but instead they just took point off and made a note that this wasn't an acceptable way to answer an essay question. I always felt conflicted because, you know, was I just making excuses? Was I being lazy? Was I being a big baby? Was I using the pain of other people as a clever way to weasel out of taking a 7th grade test? Several years later, I found out that my great-great grandmother was a Russian Jew who fled the pogroms, so maybe that's why studying Holocaust material has always made me feel like my body is full of angry bees. :/
Hey, I get it. You're part of the family. Welcome, if you want to.
@@SpringStarFangirl Thank you! Someone finally gets it!
3:50 just last week my teacher asked us on canvas (which is what we use to submit assignments) to post any medical conditions that are genetic after asking your parents. The problem is I’m the only person in the class adopted and my birth parents never kept in contact with me. So I put on the assignment “I can’t really do this because I’m adopted. So any information I get is kinda useless.” If I remember right she just didn’t grade me for it and didn’t mark it as wrong.
And this is more proof why these kinds of assignments are somewhat stupid
Fun fact:
An AI anime girl streamer already exist. She is called Neuro-sama created by Vedel987 and it is some of the most unhinged I have watched in recent years.
They also already have a plushie from makeship.
So, the sword "shing" sound is from the metal sheath used in fencing and with rapiers and other thrusting oriented swords, though they were still uncommon - you didn't need to worry about dulling the cutting edge, so you didn't need to line a metal sheath with wood, or construct the sheath entirely out of wood.
This came with the added benefit of being able to use the sheath as a weapon too.
7:23 "Bring back led paint." Yep, don't paint your house, just cover it in LEDs.
Thank you Click for being our older brother that we wish we had
Imagine how many plushies you would get as gifts if he was your brother, actively drowning in them.
I have an older brother and I love him but Cliccy Wiccy will still be a good choice as a brother
Click, I which your younger brother, actually made me laugh. Sure, I have siblings, but they're not as entertaining or interesting as you. I think we can all agree, we wish we had someone like you in our lives.😂🥰
@@kempolar9768 True! That and all the emotional support he'd give
Step brother 😳
The metallic schwing sound you get with swords in films is because they put a metal ring on the scabbard to make the sound in old films so now the sound effects department add it as standard. In reality if you're making that sound drawing your sword... You're grinding the edge off your blade and it's going to be blunt fast
I remember having to turn in a family tree assessment. I have a lot of divorce and ab-se in my families past and a lot of direct family members who have been cut off and as an 8yo I had no idea how to write it in.
OH. MY. GOD. that filthy apartment actually made my skin crawl. And I also laughed at what looked like a pump bottle of lube in front of the TV... like the only thing that wasn't dusty. LOL
Thought that was hand sanitizer
@@bendingdemon6483 We all want it to have been hand sanitizer.
@@WelcomeApathy Please god, let it have been hand sanitizer!!!
@@nicdegrave3313 Oh I definitely included the flags in that.
@@bendingdemon6483 Something about the rest of the apartment made me think that killing germs wasn't a high priority.
3:35 Holy crap! This just opened a floodgate of school memories where 99.99% of the questions involving hypothetical family was a father, mother, 1 son, and 1 daughter. Was that on purpose?!?!
I don't think there's any secret agenda behind it, if that's what you're saying lol. That kind of structure is called a nuclear family.
nuclear family propaganda
The American dream: a wife, husband and 2.5 kids
@@kaelin_cheriseI love my half sibling. To be more specific they’re the upper right and lower left quadrants, using their left and right.
Yes.
31:48 "Not every story has a good ending"
This can be a moral
I hated being asked about family questions at school....I lived with my dad, my mum and sisters lived in separate towns....its been 15yrs since I was at school, I cannot believe standards haven't changed...my son lives with my dad (his grandfather) and it is extremely upsetting that the school asks about mother/father/normal family dynamics
2:57 my roommate actually adopted a kid before he ever did anything! It was super wholesome too. He loves his daughter
That's so fucking awesome!
In my country a single person or below average income couple cannot adopt a child.
@@rebny7801 the child in this case was a special case. Im not sure the official laws where they're from, but he had just turned 18 and the child's mother was awful. She was much better in my roommate's custody anyways. He also had some help from friends and family
@@StarKoSuruhe got really lucky there, where I live, you can't adopt a child even after caring for it for years and the bio parents endangering their life, as long as the bio mother does not agree on the adoption.... It is a total shit show prioritising keeping parent and child together over the safetyx heth and happy ess of the child
22:09 HW isn't actually a tree from what I could find, but she does have leaves and branches on her head, so it's close enough
For the family convos, since i was 6 and it was always awkward people saying "tell your mom and dad!" "Have your mom or dad come!" And it's not my mom or dad. It also made stuff relating to college so hard, trying to fill out fafsa without being under your parents is annoying. Same with scholarships
These days we use, and encourage teachers to use, either caregivers or "parent or caregiver." Certain concerned stakeholders in the education system - yes, that's a euphemism - think that's an attempt to "undermine the family."
@@valerielevasseur8674 those stakeholders clearly never had to deal with having to explain every time their mom or dad cant come
@StarKoSuru Empathy should really do the trick for those who haven't experienced that. It's not an Olympic leap of imagination. But they don't clear that exasperatingly low bar. Creating policy for Karens is...a journey.
@@valerielevasseur8674 for real
So awkward. People always are calling my Mums husband my Dad. I call him by his name. Out of habit, I've called him that most of my life there's no way I can change that now.
Okay but I’m genuinely rooting for the click to just fully start a plushy company, that’d be everything!
I think he would be perfect for it
Yes is the only answer
We're definitely getting there, slowly but surely.
Fun fact! At 9:37 every single one of those deaths are real. The rules of Osha are written in blood.
Oh shit fr? That kinda makes sense, actually.
Not all of them were deaths
yeah there is a reason OSHA exists.
99.9% of the time if OSHA has a rule for it then it was created due to some rather brutal stuff
I mean, the one upside to family conversations in school is you can make the teachers regret asking! One of my college professors picked me to answer a question about my mom, when she had died about a month before... They never picked me for questions again.
I'm glad I can find it funny in hindsight.
3:43 I once was forced to write a thank you note to my mom for english. It was mother's day and I spent the whole class on the brink of crying cause I felt so bad writing lies about my horrid mom. It wasn't even a sentence or two, we had to fill the whole page and were asked to give it to our moms. I just threw mine away
This stuff really really should not be part of school and especially not graded... It is so messed up!!!
Well I'm sorry for you. I hope your future is better. But that was a close chance to seek help early in your childhood
i always hated when family questions popped up in school. especially during biology classes. "which parent did you get your eye color from!" no clue. im adopted
27:10 it's kind of adorable how they think women wouldn't also have basically the same expression
Also I'm a guy and never use incognito mode, so you won't find me doing this expression
yeah, but our search history is stuff like "is bleach or peroxide better for getting blood out of fabric" and "is antifreeze toxic to chickens?" It's all totally normal stuff, but reads a bit sketchy if you take it like that.
Ah, so I'm not the only one who raises an eyebrow whenever there is a scene of someone crawling through the vents, and it's pristine, and clean.
And it's large enough for a grown ass adult to crawl through
7:58 I don't know where that poster is from, but here in the US, that'd definitely be illegal. It's illegal for people under eighteen to send nudes, even to other people under eighteen.
I don’t think it’s simply illegal to send them (in that case children who were groomed to send nudes would get in trouble), I think it’s a bit more specific than thay
I remember having to do family trees in elementary and again in high school for Spanish and a genetic punnet square for biology in middle school…. It was always awkward for me as a child of a single parent 🙃
I had the hilariously opposite problem; I’m at the end of a chain of half-sisters (so me, my half-sister on my mom’s side, her half-sisters on her dad’s side, etc.) so when it came time to do family trees, I could never fit all of us on the paper. Teachers were usually mildly confused when the nice clean “pyramid” they expected us to draw had a weird bulge at the parent level and then got mostly cut off because I never knew much about their family histories past their parents. The only time this was a problem was when one teacher tried to tell me to redo the assignment because I only had one “real” sister.
I once had a friend who I took Spanish with, and his mom was the teacher. His parents are divorced, so when the teacher was drawing the family tree as an example, she left out my friend's dad (who also worked at the same school by the way). One of my classmates asked where the dad was, and she just said "he doesn't get to be on here." That student didn't ask anymore questions and we (even people who didn't know)all laughed about it, with only my friend, the teacher, and I having context. Don't think my friend ever told his dad about this, but I wonder what his reaction would've been.
Click, even though I am older than you, I still think of you as a role model. And because you can entertain us with the stupidest of memes and quotes, it's a gift. Also, I love that you love plushies and making them. I'm still a kid at heart, and I love toys, stuffed animals. Never change for the algorithm. We like you the way you are.
35:53 Ah yes the best gun it uses the power of cuteness! Not to kill you with said cuteness but instead to deceive you with it since it’s actually a melee weapon that is used like a knife.
2:13 Sad to say that I used to live in way worse conditions than this for 5 plus years. I was extremely mentally unwell at the time and would NEVER have anyone over out of shame.
Can’t believe someone would bring a date back to their place when it looks like that, yikes 😬
I'm a teacher, and I never thought about the family thing you brought up. Thanks.
It's way better to teach kids, that there are my possible situations and make any sharing vulentary, then grading kids on how perfectly they fit the mold.... There is so much unfair and degrading stuff happening..... No one owes anyone their personal history and how many teachers react only makes the kids more afraid to ever share and stigmatise any divination....
09:43 actually where i live a boy died like this. He went to his dad's workplace, his dad was the forklift driver and was carrying some marble or granite like stuff. They started to slide down and the boy thought he could hold them somehow. Heendedup being crushed under the weight of those and died. It was honestly heartbreaking seeing how fast the father got out and tried lifting the marbles
2:12
I have very strong depression. My mother was somewhat of a hoarder and I never learned to clean my room or even keep some order when I was a child. It's extremely difficult for me to get the motivation to do chores. I do not invite people or let people come into my apartment.
And after that picture, I suddenly don't feel so bad anymore about my living situation. Thank you, unknown slob.
Similar situation. I live in the home I grew up in and the attic is still full of the mess from my mother because I cannot get up there and clean it though she has been gone thirteen years. I was only able to clean other areas when my sister visited and we were able to help each other.
@@jlzombiecat you may find great grandma up there
My old Anatomy teacher decided to pitch a fit over the fact "Kids in [our] generation don't want kids!" for some reason. Then when I brought up an argument of how some people don't think they can raise them, went "Didn't your mom raise you properly??"
"My mom didn't raise me"
"Well didn't your dad raise you properly??"
"Considering he's in prison right now, he's not a role model."
"Well how was I supposed to know that??"
"... It's in my file, that's flagged on your PC? The gold apple looking icon next to my name"
Everyone felt awkward after that one, she never apologized, but hey. Last year of high school and I was moving states that summer anyways.
That said, she also never decided to go into awkward pointless targeted tangents during that specific class after that so, win? I guess?
9:03
The news-videos on that tank being recovered are the best part. The reporters went all over the neighborhood to get shocked reactions, and failed because EVERYONE KNEW THAT THE TANK WAS THERE.
(Also the fine is that big because he also had other guns)
the part about the family-related questions is so true, i had a friend whose mom died halfway through the school year and Spanish class was very awkward, as "mom" is not an uncommon word there. i felt bad for them every time it happened
I really hate that meme about Cinderella because it shows that people didn't see it. In this movie the Duke is going all over the entire country (not Prince he is the royalty duh) and his job is basically to bring all the girls that can fit the shoe. And Prince then WILL recognize Cindirella because he remembers her goddamn face.
Still good vid as always Click. Keep it up.
also, she wasn’t looking to be rescued. people act like she’s the epitome of a damsel in distress, but she just wanted to go to a party and have fun for one night of her depressing life.
@@AC8X yeah. There's also a lot of victim blaming towards Cinderella. "Why doesn't she just leave?" "Why doesn't she stand up for herself?" "Why is she so passive?" It frustrates me to no end how much Cinderella gets labeled as one of the weakest Disney princesses because how "little" she does to try to get out of her terrible living situation.
Been replying to a few of these, but yeah, none of those comics make any sense within the context of the films. The only fair question is Ariel and even that has several reasonable answers besides "then there wouldn't be a movie".
But yeah, Cinderella slander continues to be egrigious.
@@HobGungan how would ariel know how to write with pencil and paper? paper gets soggy when wet and graphite doesn't stick well underwater. Also, what if the language she knows how to write is Linear B or something?
@@comradewindowsill4253 We see her sign her name on Ursula's contract, so we know she knows how to write. Whether or not she can write in a way that surface people in-universe could read is the question. Hence possible reasonable explanation number 1.
Powerlifters are so much more appealing than bodybuilders. This explains why some of my larger exes couldn't lift me but a scrawny dude could.
Click really doesn't get the recognition he deserves for consistently putting out 30-40 minute videos, especially since he actually put's in the effort to make jokes instead of just reading the posts verbatim.
This reminds me of that kid who had to draw their parent's job. It was his mom standing in front of a pole with people handing her money.😂 Apparently, she sold snow shovels, and they were almost completely sold out due to heavy snowfall😂
17:46 it's not unlikely that the puma in the photo is "Messi the puma". It's a wholesome youtube channel about a couple living with a puma with health issues and only 1/3rd of a typical male puma's size that they rescued from a petting zoo.
12:30 He didn't know Scar killed Mufasa though. From his perspective he was practicing roaring when suddenly it worked but had the side effect of scaring the wildabeast and requiring his dad to rescue him, which is what killed him. That's why he had to run away and never return.
28:43 I actually did see a coworker eat an orange like an apple. Some of the other guys were shocked. I just told him I wouldn't be impressed until he ate a pineapple like that.
I know a guy who dipped an unpeeled grapefruit into marinara and then bit into it
4:45
Click, I had to study publishing/media science for Uni.
One of the factors that makes a message likely to be published is "negativity".
So "they're 'bout to execute two people for being gay" is a GREAT headline for a publisher.
The Mulan one was not a good example because she nearly got executed the second they found out she's not a man, that's because at the era where that story takes place it was bad luck and illegal to have a woman soldier so from their perspective she's literally sabotaging their chance of winning by angering the spirits.
Edit: C'mon guys, if you're gonna make an argument against me at least make it make sense or worthwhile, please?
Don't say "It's a fictional movie so there's no reason to care about the laws/beliefs" because the entire reason Hugo the dragon is there is because he's supposed to keep her identity a secret BECAUSE they would kill her, they straight up were about to kill her right after she seemingly ended the war and killed Kan (as far as they could tell).
And don't say "You just don't understand jokes/parody" because a parody or joke trying to laugh at the absurdity of something can only be funny if the joke actually makes sense in the given context, saying "They won't care she's a girl because the dragon is a bigger deal" is not a good argument when they literally established at the start that they will kill her on the spot if she got caught and when she did she was actually about to be killed, and its something that took inspiration from REAL LIFE.
Make good arguments... Please, it's getting annoying...
Mulan is a price of fiction loosely based on a piece of fiction. While there were certainly periods of Chinese history where that was true, “The Ballad of Mulan” (upon which Mulan is based) existed to make the point that duty to one’s country was more important than gender or sex. Even if that weren’t the case, Mulan the Disney movie is Chinese flavoured American fiction. There is no “era” with actual laws or people with real beliefs that have to be represented for historical accuracy.
But, but... she had a dragon 😢
@@Jumpstart342 I respect what you say however by saying that, you completely miss the point of the main conflict of what Mulan was doing, you can't say "There's no laws or people with beliefs that need to be considered in a work of fiction" because that's exactly the thing you should be considering in all works of fiction, you SHOULD think "Would this fictional character(s) that's straight up representing the extremely superstitious history of a REAL country be accepting of this?" Because that's literally the first thing that went into play the second she got caught. The guy was about to kill her in the snow right there right after she saved them all and had to recover from injury and you say there's no "Era, Laws, or Beliefs" that should be accounted for?!
I think the point was that despite all that, having the dragon right there was a bigger thing.
@@Lect98 "Good argument, she shell stay!"
7:14 So the hilarious thing here is that the answer to the question,
“this, the age 14 in boys and 12 in girls signaling adulthood”,
Is “puberty”,
not the horrible incel justification we’re all expecting.
It was a question in Jeopardy and unfortunately one contestant did buzz in with the answer
“Consent”,
to which Alex Trebek answered
“😣 Nooooo 😬”
before quickly moving on.
😂😂😂
I expected it to be talking about bar/bat mitzvahs, then I realized the age isn't right for boys
I miss Alex.
@@HobGungan me too 🥺
i saw that too lol
@@itsthejavavoid
It lives in my brain rent free 😂
26:00 powerlifters don't have those visible abs and muscles. They're more like hippos and bears
25:30 Makes sense the gym cleaning staff can manage the weights, what if the last leaving customer leaves a massive mess the same day someone called in sick?
29:19 a cultured man with in-depth knowledge of Pokémon 😗👌🏻
Ahh the things slugs go through for us.
They tell by training the slug to have some strong reaction to a specific event. So say they give it an electric shock every time they offer it X food until it starts avoiding X food to not get shocked.
Then when they do the memory erasing thing, they try to get the memory for the whole "being shocked" thing. If the snail suddenly stops avoiding X food, than they have removed the memory.
The power lifting prank is epic. It's true Click, I, a mere lady with the appearance of a marshmallow with toes, can indeed leg press over 500 lbs (226 kilos) and you would never tell looking at me. I don't even weigh 90 kilos (200lbs). I too get a sick pleasure out of trolling men at the gym...
I will rage if Click is replaced! Who will create the great three headed duck plushie in the future if not Click?!?!??!
Nah, he’s gonna make an anime girl bot to make the videos and earn passive revenue while he focuses full time on plushies. He will create the next plushie empire.
When I was in school I was always uncomfortable with family assignments because of how complicated the history is and neither of my parents really talked about our family
I love how cliccy always says “the birds and the flowers” when he’s talking about “the birds and the bees” ❤
Might be a Swedish thing. Makes at least as much sense.
Sadly it makes slightly less sense. Birds lay eggs and bees transfer pollen (which is very similar to sperm). Flowers don't just produce pollen, they also produce seeds, so it kinda makes the bird part redundant...
Its the swedish phrase!
@@vaughnhaney7020 Sorry, had a brain glitch. For some reason, I went through this whole thing thinking the phrasing was "the bees and the flowers," which would make sense since bees are an active part of the pollination process. Birds and the flowers can work the same way if we're talking specifically about pollinator birds.
... of course, now that I've looked up bird pollination and realize it's not just the one-off of hummingbirds, I'd continue to argue that "birds and the flowers" still makes sense. Instead of talking about producing seeds or laying eggs (something common to a much larger swath of life on earth than birds, bees, and flowers), we'd be referring to the process of fertilization itself, because birds do, more often than we talk about, play an active role in plant procreation.
All that said, I haven't looked into the rationale behind either phrase. There's likely a historical freezing of the phrasemes after a bunch of semantic change, as is so often the case. It's just as likely both come from some metaphor that made more sense hundreds of years ago.
@@lexandrosphynx1049 Idk man, I personally think it makes a little less sense but it still makes some sense. I'm thinking from the perspective of "birds are famous for eggs" and "bees are famous for pollen", but I think of flowers as not really being famous for pollen specifically (they're also famous for seeds and fruit). That doesn't mean that birds and flowers makes NO sense haha
31:28
This would actually be so cool, and the ghost's "life" is literally backwards.
When you're alive, lets sya you live to 70 before you die. Then ghost you is born, 70 like you, but you're reverting in age. You are a ghost for 70 more years as you continuously get younger, then once you hit the age and day of your birth, you get reincarnated, and the cycle starts over again
Speaking of how schools would ask questions about family, my school asked us to draw our family and at the time four generations of my family lived on the same road so I drew me, my parents, my grandparents, and my great grandma.
But when I was naming everyone I called my step-grandmother "My" because that's what I called her. It's a long story but it was basically my version of "Nana" or "Nanny". But my teacher said I was wrong and made me change it to "grandma" despite the fact that I never once called her that.
19:06 There are tears in my eyes lmaooo. Literally right after you read this, an ad about dogs started playing.
I got an ad about dogs eating dog food 😭
5:30 This is Neuro-sama. She is an entirely AI Vtuber
She even accidentally started supporting Nazis so you know she's real AI
i was about to say it XD. LIke
Click: AI Vtubing would be a profitable market in a future
Vedal: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Honestly these days that's horrifically normal
Hey Click! I've watched your channel a lot last year everytime you posted, while I was healing from depression and dealing with severe anxiety, you comforted me a lot and I was so happy to see you posting more videos, they always made me smile and sometimes even cry, but in a good way, I'll remember you as my comfort youtuber ❤ X3
10:45 a tip is a gift, its given to the person recieving the tip. noone gets a share, not workplace, not coworkers, and not the IRS. dont care what actual rules or laws say, but if the workplace doesnt pay me fairly, so i have to rely on tips, its mine
100%, tips are supposed to be for the service given by the waiter