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“It’s only gay if you’re the bottom” is just Ancient Greek culture!
And Muslim culture, ancient *and* modern. (Arabia, Pakistan etc.)
literally lmao.
Roman too
No it's not. This misinformation is so rampant. As a historian there is NO CREDIBLE EVIDENCE that ancient Greeks cared about relationship statuses. In fact we know more from Greek writing about the relationships their Gods had more than the actual people.
Edit: Our best guess as historians from what we've found is that the ancient Greeks like many other ancient cultures did not have even the social concepts we think of today like gay or straight.
@@desperadox7565There was no ancient Muslims. Islam didn't come around until 610 AD well into the medieval period.
The "james has boobs" episode got banned in multiple countries, so most people only know it for that
And can we talk about how Misty also competed in the competition? She's a gym leader with her *adult* sisters who call themselves beauties so _maybe that is _*_meant_*_ to justify it (it doesn't),_ but she's still 10 and petty enough to follow Ash for years because Pikachu broke a bike while not dying to 50+ Spearow.
@@CR1MSONACEisn't she 14? Not saying it makes the beauty competition thing ok but it's atleast *EVER* *SO* *SLIGHTLY* *BETTER* .
@@emperorarkoos2919 I just know Ash has been 10 for 20+ years and go from there.
@@emperorarkoos2919I think it would be better if Ash joined them
that makes sense and i feel conflicted as well
And remember James was in a rich family until running away from an arranged marriage.
I love James hes awesome
Not so fun fact: The girl he was meant to marry was cruel and cold. James' parents didn't care as they only carer about the wedding.
@@ClownHoundIIhe also had to leave Growly, his Growlithe behind. ;-;
Ngl his story was the saddest for me.
Didn't that girl turn out to be Jessie's short hairded twin sister?
funfact: the google AI thingy was trained with reddit as data base, which is why it is unhinged ! it isn't JUST that it has taken a random reddit post and was like "ha !! that's a proper source !" it's that it had been fed reddit as learning material
As Click, or any engineer for that matter would say, "garbage in, garbage out".
"Bazinga"
- The collective Reddit community in a plot to fuck with the training data
As someone who once worked at Olive Garden, I would've absolutely given the customer as much cheese as they wanted, however they wanted. I grated an entire block for a dude once, it was great.
ITYM "it was grate"???
(Sorry, that was cheesy)
@@Laura-gb1jv no don't worry, you're gouda.
Fun fact: Ths James with boobs is a real image from the real show. The episode was about a beach babe competition. It was banned because a male character with boobs was deemed inappropriate, but the 10 year old in a tiny bikini was somehow child friendly.
Says something about the people in charge of the networks and where their priorities lie...
I'm pretty sure It was only banned in the USA cuz I remember watching this episode, I also re-watched it as an adult, because I watch all the band episodes, i was not bothered by james or misty.
@@HuugTuub wasn't it also because he teased Misty about being small?
isn't it an inflatable bikini?
I thought it was banned because he inflated them to make them bigger….
Little fun fact: Hippos, although looking likes they got a good bit of fat, are actually really ripped. Instead, their muscles are really huge.
They're the animal equivalent of a strongman, looks chubby but is absolutely ripped.
@@comandercarnis I was gonna say Sumo, but that too.
Like pigeons
Yep. Low body fat and lots of muscles means they have neutral buoyancy in water, allowing them to run on the river bed, which is how they can dominate any body of water they want, while being some of the few mammals who can't swim at all.
Part of the reason hippos look fat is that they have really thick skin. What looks like adipose tissue is really integumentary tissue.
I like how click was making kissing noises with love hearts on the screen all while violently head butting two demons who need emotional support.
They give emotional support to US, but who will support THEM?
That was the ritual of emotional support exchange between two ESDs...
I think it's mutual, they are our Emotional Support and we, unknowingly are their's
Buy two so they can support each other!
They eat our emotional damage to heal their emotional and physical states, we are their food
32:00 at LEAST shes aware she's the problem. but oh my god is she a problem
I honestly cannot stress enough how much I do not want to be part of a hive mind. I've been online for 25 years and that experiences has taught me that I definitely do not want to be connected to anyone's mind.
I'm also worried about breaking the hive because I have adhd and on my bad days it's gonna wreck things
@@samparker9631 idk the hive mind kinda sound like the most severe case of adhd 24/7.
Yup ditto no hive mind welcome here
The "it's not gay to be a top" mindset is genuinely the mindset I had when I was 9-11 struggling with my sexuality and internalized homophobia. A decade later and I'm the most unabashed lesbian around, I got some news for that dude 😭😭
Is that the “I’m not gay, wait, I’m gay, wait, I’m the other gay” pipeline?
Because if you add in a bunch of other confusion… 🙋♀️
I think the term is toxic masculinity mindset but yeah glad you got out of that and accepted yourself. 🙌
When you were 9-11?
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@@ragingmonkeycritic 9 to 11 years old.
Gotta love that Pokemon's Jessie and James:
- Jessie was the reason a lot of girls found out they like girls
- James made boys question their sexuality
- Both are transmasc and transfem icons because of their crossdressing and non conforming choice of wardrobe
i freaking love team rocket
live laugh lgbtq+
Meowth is the straight representation. Literally learned English just to impress a Lady Meowth.
@@CR1MSONACEthe only valid heterosexual /j
I've seen two mutually conflicting tumblr posts, both of which I'm a fan of:
1. Jesse is a lesbian, James a gay man, and Meowth their straight friend, with Team Rocket representing the solidarity between different queer people and their allies
2. Jesse and James were/are a het-passing couple, but in the most bi/pansexual way possible
@@CR1MSONACE Even Meowth's choice of clothing when disguising Is the embodiment of the straight friend.
I have been knitting and crocheting long enough to say with certainty that Grandma not only knows what that looks like, but she planned it that way.
That was my thought. She's a grandmother and knows what that looks like. I doubt she is naive. Some older women can surprise you with their dirty jokes, they aren't all prudes! LOL
@dragonfliesnh4204 very true. I am in some knitting and crochet groups with older women who have much dirtier minds than I do.
@@patriciahamel5674 I totally believe it! I used to go to the local senior centers for my job. You always knew which group of ladies were THAT group just by entering the room! Those types of women were always a riot to hang out with and I'm a prude myself!
Yep, Granny definitely knew what she was doing. 😂
@dragonfliesnh4204 I am also a prude, lol. But I am in a lot of fiber arts groups with people who definitely aren't, because they tend to be more fun, open, and honest than the vanilla groups.
I had to HolUp where she said, "my kids dad and husband are identical twins" 😂
8:05 I mean, I feel like this is the same energy of "who's the woman/man of the relationship" like WE'RE BOTH THE SAME GENDER THAT'S THE POINT. If you are attracted to the same gender, no matter their presentation _you are also queer_
Yep. I've had people ask me why my partner and I bother to both be trans when we could just be a normal straight couple. Like because a person's gender isn't dictated by who they are in a relationship with? Plus I'm not allo so it wouldn't be straight regardless of genders.
@@waffles3629 ooooo yeah I get that. Both me and my partner are AFAB I'm trans masculine and they're agender trans masc, depending on transphobia we either get "who's the man" or "who's the woman". They completely disregard that we're both non binary trans. You're absolutely right though that your gender doesn't dictate your sexuality, those people are just dumb.
@@artheenbyrogue804 yep, they just can't let go of the bigotry. I'm a non-binary demiguy and she's a trans woman.
That's why I'm not keen on the terms Top and Bottom as it's inherently sexist and implies a power imbalance. The Korean terms of Attack and Defense are way cooler, as both are equally important. You're unlikely to win a football (soccer) match without an attack and without a defense you will likely always loose. Vers, then you're Midfield and if you're Ace like me, you're the Goal-keeper, no balls allowed in this goal thanks.😁
There was a rumor going around my elementary school that there was a murderer stalking us on the roof. It was so widespread that they had to announce to the entire school that there was no murderer, it was someone fixing our air-conditioning. My friends decided that wasnt true and that the murderer lived in the house behind our school. Elementary aged kid's imaginations are crazy.
Oh, I have a good one - there was a historic building between the main building and the secondary building that made up my elementary school (pre-k, 3rd, and 4th were in the secondary, K, 1st, 2nd, and 5th I think in the main). The historic building was closed due to asbestos (and who knows what else), but there were all sorts of stories about ghosts and monsters and someone lurking in the cellar to swipe kids who got too close. It didn't help that this building actually had a bell tower, that just added to the stories 😂
As a 5 year old I told the new kids in my neighborhood that my senile neighbor was a wizard. Also I was jealous of my immigrant friends so I told people my grandmother was Norwegian. And French. And Irish. She was actually just dead.
When I went to my elementary school, there was a small forested area sloping down from the paved playground. One of the paths went by a rock (with red paint) which of course was where the axe murderer had killed his victims.
There was a house behind my elementary school with an old man that never went outside, and everyone claimed he was a serial killer. Someone found a fast food bag with ketchup in his backyard and claimed it was blood from one of his victims. Elementary kids are nuts 😂
In my like 2nd grade me and a few others found a concrete pad and a chicken bone and decided that was a grave 💀
Hippos kill more human than any other animal, they are no joke. I had two encounters with them during my month in South Africa, and I get why the staff carried those big guns at one of the places we stayed. When even experience ranchers know to respect and fear them you best not act like an idiot, like one of the guys in our group did, that made us all run for our lives... literally.
Mosquitoes technically have a higher body count, but that’s because they spread diseases. Hippos have a higher direct body count
Actually dogs kill more humans than hippos. Googledebunker.
Vending machines kill more people than animals. Scaffolding kills more people than animals. Oil well accidents kill more people than animals. It's all in perspective and context.
@@Gloomdrake Other animals will never trump the one animal that has killed more humans than any other. That animal is humans.
@@AIHumanEquality this isn’t about them
"quarter of a million dollars, thats like half a house" that hit hard.
A quarter mil for half a house? What a bargain!
In Switzerland, that's max a quarter of a house.
Where I live, that much will only get you rent in a small apartment for a few months, maybe two months if its a larger living space
@@genderlessweeb That's yikes! May I ask where it is that's $125,000 USD a month for rent, so that I know never to live there? I mean, I've heard of between 10-40k before, but that's like mansion or penthouse level...
I was overstating how expensive it is when I said two months, but the price for rent is a few thousand dollars a month for smaller apartments, I live in a very populated area in america on the west coast
24:55 i actually had something similar, i was bullied relentlessly in summer camp after 4th grade, and at one point i tried to tell the adults that an older girl was picking on me, but accidentally used "hitting on me" because i didn't know what it meant
9:30 It's a thing to say people are not born LGBT, it's a thing to say the B is for black, but man if I ever thought it could be a thing to say both at the same time...
So, the whole "my husband is my step-brother now" actually happened in my family.
Uncles met his girlfriend.
Uncle marries his girlfriend.
Uncles Dad (my grandpa) meets new Aunts mother.
My grandpa and New Aunts Mom started dating and eventually get married.
So my Aunt and Uncle are now legally Step-brother and Step-sister.
But they met and married first.
At the very least it is great material for a couple with a twisted sense of humor.
I don't really understand why stepsiblings are seen as taboo tbh. It is one thing if they were actually raised together as children, but if their parents marry once they are already adults they aren't really going to have a familiar relationship right off the bat
Cue the song, "I Am My Own Grandpa"!
@@searchingforgryphons it because many people equate all relationships that have even a hint of a 'sibling dynamic' as incest. Even though incest is about being blood related. I saw an article once about a woman I think in China discovering that the woman her adopted son was marrying was her bio daughter that went missing decades ago at the wedding itself. People would say that the adopted son and daughter can't be together now and its 'incest' because they technically have the same mom. But don't share blood, weren't raised together and met as adults.
It's not really. It's because incest porn is both super popular and illegal. To get around it they act like step siblings instead. The jokes are about this and not actual real life step siblings.
I had a co-worker whose wife was technically his step sister because their parents got married after they started dating. I wouldn't have known expect that the mom came in looking for one of the kids and she told me. I didn't even ask, I literally just said "oh you're so-so mom? I'll get him." Then she just started telling me everything. Apparently the kids were seriously dating before the parents started dating. She said they were nice and let the kids get married first. She said it like it was a funny she tells all the time.
I told my co-worker that his mom told me about it and he just had the most dead look in his eye. He apparently didn't find it as funny d his mom did.
I honestly don't understand why you would choose to do this. Like, I don't care if you think you see chemistry there, why would you make it so weird for your kids? And then brag about it??
15:05 reminds me of an old joke from my youth: "Did you hear about the accident near Oslo? A car crashed into a cemetery, so far over 300 bodies have been found."
(Yes, I'm Swedish).
I learned it as a plane crash but yes, a classic.
I kind of get it, but why specifically Oslo? I’m from farther south, so I’m unfamiliar with Nordic stuff (besides basic geography; I know Oslo is Norway’s capital)
One of my favourite cemetery facts...
Did you know that people who live within a kilometre of a graveyard aren't allowed to be buried there?
Because they're not dead yet 🤷
32:43 I think you got that slightly inside out. She started by saying that she’s the problem didn’t she? I think that she felt “ugly” about herself, not him, because he respected her wishes, and when he did that that should’ve been a good thing, but it made her feel like he didn’t want her or something and she knows that that’s not a good thing to feel negatively about something that was positive, because she should’ve felt respected but she didn’t, and she knows that that’s her problem. She felt ugly about herself, not about him.
I disagree, I think she did mean that him rejecting her made her feel like he thought she was ugly.
12:10 There was a case in my country, a man was fiddling with himself in the bus infront of teenage girls. He was clearly choking the rooster, but he won the lawsuit, because his lawyer made a "what's going on in his pockets is his business" case.
The doggo being thrown made me spit out my water. Now I have to clean it up
That corgo looked like mine. He LOVED the snow!
Same for me٫ except it was "this is how small cars are made" and with chocolate milk. Click is too funny
@@os5403 lmao
I was watching that bit with my parents as well 😭
@@thegaychicken OH NOOOOO
BROSKI IM SORRY
@@os5403 lmao it’s fine
I just found the wall mighty interesting
Ok, idea! The police were right and this was actually an immortal serial killer that hides his murders in a way that resembles cemeteries, so no one looked in deeper
I would watch this show
The one guy would be seen as crazy, but his partner and longtime friend is begrudgingly supportive
Then they find proof in tge 3rd episode after 2 where it seems like a sad drama about the main guy's declining sanity
Not even 6ft deeper?
A perfectly preserved body was found during road construction some years ago. A murder investigation proceeded far enough to determine that it was a body unusually well-preserved by a Civil War era mortician's embalming.
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This is especially concerning since Civil War-era embalming fluid was mostly arsenic.
@@arcadiaberger9204aparrently abraham Lincoln was embalmed so good that when he was exhumed after multiple decades he looked the exact same
The kids dating and the parents also dating is actually part of the plot of a Korean drama called Love Rain. The parents almost had a thing in the 70s when they were young, but the girl left the country without an explanation. 40 years later, they meet again and want to rekindle their relationship, but it turns out their kids are already dating. There was a lot of angst until the parents decided they had had their time and they would just remain friends for the benefit of their kids. It was a wild show lol
It's part of the plot of lots of things, really. It's also the basis of a number of anime/manga series, including "My Stepmom's Daughter is My Ex" (Mamahaha no Tsurego ga Motokano Datta) and the (much more disturbing in a lot of ways) "Domestic Girlfriend" (Domesutikku na Kanojo).
(Though that last one also throws in relationships with _multiple_ stepsisters, one of which is also a teacher/student relationship, so...)
i think that happened almost exactly in gossip girl too lmaoo
That still feels oddly wholesome for a drama
It also happened in some action comedy movie I watched on TV once. The two main characters were in their late teens or early twenties and had been dating for a very long time, but their parents, one's mum and the other's dad, had met afterwards and married each other. The parents kept saying "your stepbrother/sister" and the kids were like "don't call them that! We were together first!"
31:11 😂 this is gangster granny. She knows exactly what it looks like
37:05 I'm pretty sure it's apple watches, I've heard that they can track heartbeats and send it to others. And that this feature has outed cheaters because the watches think the person is having a work out
I thought they "did it" with the watches on but it broadcast it to their social network, including their parents.
4:17
A lot of season 1 has Jessie and James dressing up in disguises where Jessie will take the masculine disguise/persona and James the feminine disguise/persona. I don't know if someone had an agenda with it (like, be yourself kids or even trans rights) or if it was simply 90's humour where the joke was seen as extra hilarious if delivered by someone dressed as the opposite gender.
As someone who is Agender and who was a tomboy as a kid, I always loved seeing Jessie and James dressing up the opposite way than you would expect them to.
I’ve heard that in development that the artists behind the anime first tried to put Jessie in the more feminine disguise and James in the more masculine one, but it just didn’t feel right and so they switched it.
@@Maggie-dd2ph I’m not sure if that’s the true reason but I’ve also heard that, and the reason they actually do look weird mostly comes down to their hair. Because Jessie has hair that takes up a lot of space, the more feminine outfits (that also are more likely to look more bulky than the masculine ones) make her very “busy” to look at as there isn’t any clear focus point. Due to the fact that James’ hair is much closer to his head, the outfits that overcrowd Jessie would look more natural since he has more space that can be taken up without him becoming messy to look at
Wa- wa- wa- wait... you can be a tomboy and agender? Aren't those mutually exclusive?
@@thatonearoace That actually makes a lot of sense!
@@kakahass8845 No? Also, didn't have a word for it back then. I knew I didn't feel "right" when people called me a girl or insisted on me being a girl, but I also knew I wasn't a boy. But I was fine when people called me a "tomboy". I identified a lot with the tomboy characters in cartoons and due to being a kid in the 90's, there were a lot of them.
But even if I was still a tomboy, that wouldn't conflict with my gender since one is a gender and the other is a style/way of dressing/just a term for someone who's AFAB but dresses in a way traditionally seen as "boyish".
It's just like how you can be a man and still wear dresses. You can even be a masculine cis man and wear a dress, if that's what you like, then that's what you like and it changes nothing about your gender.
Hope this helped clear the confusion 😊?
With team rocket, the fourth image wasn't anything bad, it's just a weird R. Jessie made the top half of the R, while James and meowth were the legs.
Edit: the second team rocket one, James and his inflatable chest, was an actual scene. It comes from the Episode "beauty and the beach", one of few banned episodes (although mostly unbanned now)
Inflatable breast (James) and he even comments on Misty being so young that she doesn't really have a "chest" yet. Japanese
Team Rocket queer icons
IIRC, Meowth wasn't posing in the last one, he was just walking past them.
@fANYA_KOPlan looking at it you're right. That's probably what made click confused. Him walking passed made it look like an extra leg
With each of those cow puns I cringed more and more, the cringing grew stronger with each one. Cliccy holds a great power.
You could say...
He was *milking* it.
One thing he couldn't say, though. The cow wasn't a COWard.
If you don't like puns, you will have to *moo*ve to a different channel
I was waiting for him to say an udder one.
I was sighing at them in udder despair of my inability to hold back my laugh.
yes i was laughing i just really wanted to milk the cow puns so they don't get mooved over.
11:10 I fully expected it to turn to 1 before the clip ends
Same
18:05 We had a professor at uni who kind of tried that.
He tried to convince us female students (in IT back then we were like 4 in the entire year) to compete for a not only all paid trip but he would pay us 2000€
„And don’t bother to tell on me to the ethics department. I teach here for fun and they demand me each week to come into their office“ such a slime ball
There was a couple where her mom and his dad got together a few YEARS after they did. The mom started telling her daughter she couldn't marry her boyfriend anymore because SHE was going to marry his dad, and "What would people think?".
Sooo what would’ve happened to physics if Issac newton sat under a coconut tree instead?
then physics wouldn’t have been invented
We would be flying
Earlier proof of the Hairy Coconut Theorem. (Math, not physics, but still.)
It would be dead?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail would have happened.
Edit: For anyone who doesn't get this joke look up Monty Python Coconuts, you won't regret it.
It's great that you have that old Mormon cartoon because they now try to claim they never taught that being black was a curse or because you weren't as faithful in the war in heaven in the premortal existence. It's good to not let the evidence of these things disappear down the memory hole.
True, i never learned it that way and was instead was the curse of Ham
@@nebulanThat story is wild because the only thing Ham did “wrong” was thinking his dad being blackout drunk and naked was really funny
It actually wasn’t made by Mormons, but it was meant to show Mormon beliefs. Most of the stuff shown isn’t considered true anymore (at least according to mormons I asked in the comments of the review I saw on it), but it’s certainly wild. ExJWPandaTower made a review of it, and the Jehovah’s Witness version, if you want to check it out.
@@JasTheSass The clip shown in the video is still accurate to what mormonism has taught. In fact the only part that's remotely different is the part about race, but I heard that stuff growing up and I grew up mormon in the 90s and 00s outside of the "Mormon Corridor" (area of high mormon population that goes roughly from Idaho down to Arizona through Utah). The problem with the racism part though is that the mormon church has been actively working on quietly erasing their past for a long time and not all mormons will have heard of that particular teaching or would recognize it when put plainly like that. The mormon church is actively trying to gaslight everyone, especially its members, about the history of its racist beliefs. If they succeed in convincing current members that the church was never explicitly racist, only that some people interpreted things in a racist way, then they never have to apologize for the explicitly racist things they've said and done and taught for decades and they have an active source of disinformation that will go out and tell people this new fake narrative, not aware they're being used as pawns. After all, they don't think they're racist, so it wouldn't make sense for the church they follow to be racist, so they're extremely motivated to defend the church, especially when they've been taught all their life that anything criticizing mormonism is "anti-mormon propaganda" and thus of Satan and untrue (mormons have been taught for a long time that they're being persecuted by Satan both spiritually and via others that he tempts into hating mormonism).
@@clockside Oh, I’m very much aware, I meant in the rest of the video that I was talking about. I entirely believe that the racist clip is accurate.
36:05 "Happy Father's _ay!" I thought it was for my dad who's married to a man.
Yeah I automatically autofilled Father's Gay
3:12 seriously thought this was gonna end with the son saying 'but dad, i didn't have my girlfriend over last night'
I literally just opened TH-cam and thought "Hm I think Click is uploading today" and got jumpscared by a notification.....
12:24 "I can't see you, you can't see me!" This is quite literally the logic my two year old niece uses when playing hide & seek and shoving a tea towel over her head as a hiding spot.
Little kids have funny thought procesess! Some animals also do that. They'll hide behind something thinking you can't see them. I had a cat that would hide behind doors and try to scare me when I walked by. Of course I pretended to be startled.
I literally did this with my kids after work today. lol Covered my eyes with my hands. They're 7 and 10, so it was literally just for fun. They thought it was funny.
29:00 Oh we had Wheel of Fortune in Italy too, and one of the highest earning, longest standing champions of it went out with a bang, with a phrase just like that one.
The phrase was almost complete and it spelled something like "The Amazons won the battle thanks to their X", where X was "f_ga", which would have been "fuga", or "retreat" in English. The absolute madlad smirked at the cameras and said the phrase using "figa" instead, which is Italian for "pussy".
Absolute legend, pretty much every Italian knows of this national hero. He had been a champion for so long and won so much money he didn't even care he would lose, he went straight for the meme with no hesitation, cementing himself in history in the process
True, I did go to check out your music on Spotify because of this channel initially, but songs like "Sleepless Lullaby" are just so good, they're in my playlists now and I tend to forget you're the person who made them!
Ooooh that sounds legendary
I can guarantee the old lady knew exactly what she was knitting. Once you've lived so long you stop worrying about things so much and do things for your own amusement to make as many interesting memories as you can with the time you have
6:27 if you watch Totally Spies as an adult you may realise it’s statistically impossible for it to have been unintentional that basically every episode plays to a common fetish
My sister and I always joke how boneless are just overpirced chicken nuggets for adults, this dude just made it a practical joke.
The bus hammock guy is giving "I'm literally in a tank, you're not my dad" energy 😅
The "Being gay is okay, as long as you're the top" is an age old idea. In Greece, Rome, and amongst Germanic tribes, that's the exact attitude people had. To the point that you were actually ostracized about it.
No it was not. As a historian I hate when people spread this type of misinformation. There is no substantial evidence that people cared what side of a relationship you were on in those ancient cultures. My best guess is people mistakenly took "being on top" in a societal way as the wrong context cause the only other explanation is people just made it up.
Again: There is NO credible source to confirm that people in ancient Greece, Rome, or Germanian lands cared what your relationship status was.
It's just like when people think ancient Romans were segregated by gender when bathing or using toilets. They weren't.
Edit: Our best guess as historians from what we've found is that the ancient Greeks like many other ancient cultures did not have even the social concepts we think of today like gay or straight.
I still remember that some roman emperor lost his wife and he saw a boy that looked a little like her so he ordered that the boy's balls will be removed and to dress him the the dresses of his dead wife. The boy spent the rest of his life dancing, singing and other stuff to entertain the emperor
Add the Egyptian to the list too
@@juliaboskamp9666oh…! that’s not- that’s not a pleasant thought 😃
um… how old was this boy? 😭
@@vixithespiderling around 13, it was back than normal for adult men to have relationship with young boys so they can lean to be a man
100% hippos are the scariest land animal. I worked with a guy from Djibouti many years back and he said animals like lions were seen as an inconvenience. But a nearby hippo? Everything is postponed for the day. No water for you. No farming. He said you don't see them when they're in the water until you are also in the water, and that they're stupid fast on land, too. He said there'd be hyenas near his town and people would just scare them off, but a hippo near town meant everyone with guns had them ready and even then was praying to not see it because a gun won't do crap.
33:49 Pretty sure this was done on purpose in an attempt to cue the guy into his woman's cheating on him while he was gone. At first it was just the camera panned on them, but it wasn't obvious enough for the guy to even question what was going on. That's when the text popped up "Congratulations, you're the winner!" which would obviously raise questions seeing as how you'd have to kiss to win the Kiss Cam contest, and he wasn't even there to kiss her.
Imagine if the "people killed by smoking this year" went to 1 or something before the video ended.
Or if there was some slight programming glitch, so instead of resetting to 0 it reset to something like "-1"...
6:30 except Totally Spies isn't a case of animators making inuendo's, one of the leads just wanted to put his fetishes in a kid's show.
Yeah as a kid this flew all above my head and when elsagate was a thing i was in for a big shock, like it was for children but and they put like almost all the fetish that exists
And a lot of people discovered theirs through unpacking the show as young adults
😬
There was a story doing the rounds a while back, a couple had been together for some time, when the mother of one and father of the other started dating. The parents got engaged, and started talking about the kids as brother and sister. The kids refused, and the parents got increasingly insistant on the kids now being siblings. The parents got married, and when the mum mum was drunk at the reception she admitted it all began as a way to split the kids up.
I remember that story!
That is so messed up
@@ZenoSsj4Hero I know you can't link in YT, but any chance you could give the post title or similar so I could find it?
@@Loki_K I don’t remember the exact name, but it was like My mom tried to marry my boyfriend’s dad before our wedding or something. Hope that helps at least lol
37:18 One of our radio stations for some reason censored the word "cup" in the Black Eyed Peas song I Gotta Feeling. So it became "Fill up my c-..." (and you can still hear a tiny bit of the u that followed). Turned a really harmless line into something dirty
5:50 click out here udderly beefing up his pun game again, love to see them smooth mooves (:
Click saying “that’s how tiny cars are made” and then just moving on is sending me!!😂😂😂😂
the "my husband is my step-bro" reminds me of when a friend of mine made a comment abt my (step)-sister's attractiveness implying that "oooo, you can get THAT" fun times fr.
Ew some people should not be allowed in society. Gawd.
TH-cam really blocked my comment calling the behavior of calling someone's step sibling "hot" disgusting. TH-cam has some explaining to do about that.
@@AIHumanEquality I don't really see the problem unless you find calling people hot in general disgusting.
@@you_are_being_judged Ew. You are gross mate.
Once maaaany years ago I said to a classmate that I liked one cousin, she told me " if you have children they will have diseases" at that moment I was a child, I literally was like 😶😶😶, I was like why would I want a child with my cousin when I'm like 10?? Or less
The whiplash I had at 36:26 😂😂😂 for over half an hour Click speaking English and the suddenly a wild German sentence appears
Not me scrolling and reading this EXACTLY as he switched to German??? Your comment has latent timing, you're awesome.
German is my first language and this kinda woke me up XD
6:46 First stage: Denial
5:37 I really hope that Cow was alright after that ending
5:20 he was resisting the urge to say “Holy cow!”
Doubly funny for me since I was raised Hindu
A phrase with a very different meaning in India.
We would ALL watch the freak out of "Flattening the Curve"
5:13 click: cows are incredibly powerful creatures
Cow: proceeds to jump into a fence
Proceeds to jump _powerfully_ into a fence...
(to be fair, he never did claim they were _smart_ creatures)
That's right, he said powerful, not smart! 🤣
19:13 my guess is the site has a policy where they have to check if you’re on the registry and if so they flag it to warn renters? Maybe like somewhere with a law like that?
11:02 Honestly I was expecting it to tick to 1 after the camera spun around.
14:12 My brother's GF's dad asked my mom out once. My brother protested saying, "If you two date we'll be siblings!"
The dad didn't hesitate in replying, "Well why cross town when you only have to cross the hallway!"
*cue "Sweet Home Alabama"
@@18Hongo”Sweet home Alabama~~”
3:38 *2 Trucks by lemon demon intensifies*
*yes*
yep ✨ two trucks *"holding hands"* ✨
*o h y e s*
My muscles my muscles involuntarily flex
YES
1:49 its...it's also an R, click
12:15 OH, MY GOD! My sister and I quote this all the time!
“I won’t be stopped! I said I won’t be stopped!”
37:36 Fun Fact! There is a beetle which uses that method to protect itself from frogs!
I was raised Mormon and I watched those cartoons when I was a kid. As I got older I realized how messed up that thought process was. While it isn't the reason I left the church, I do not describe to that thought process and I never have. The Mormon religion is a cult. I got out as soon as I could.
I thought that 'cartoon' segment was actually from an anti-LDS propaganda film called THE GODMAKERS
@@jordanhunter3375 That is correct. That cartoon is from an animated segment of that movie and was not created, published or endorsed by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
If you watch the full animated segment (which I don't recommend) it is filled with half-truths based on commonly known beliefs (such as how Satan and his followers were once also children of God before being cast down) being connected to false beliefs (like the idea that having black skin was a punishment for actions done before birth).
If a member of the Church is reading this and has questions about what is shown in this film, I invite you to think about how you gained your testimony in the first place and think about the motives behind those who made this film.
You mean, ascribe?
@@Tigerguy46Okay, but this was a real thing the LDS Church taught for a long time. Among other similarly racist things. Just because this cartoon wasn't made by Mormons doesn't change that. And even if you don't believe that now, it's pretty wild that your religion EVER taught that.
As another former mormon I can confirm. Total cult vibes and everything.
I haven’t gotten past the intro yet, but the thing in the thumbnail actually happened to some relative of mine. A widow relative married the father of her daughter in law. At least they don’t have to pick who to go to for thanksgiving.
The virgin thing around 34:20 , i believe, was at a porn convention, so the "so we gonna f right here?" was probably something she's told folks a 1000 times as a comeback :D
That would explain the logos in the background.
@@skylarschell7858 Yeah, must've been some kind of D&D collab. *ahem*
Yeah thatd explain the BD logo.
34:25 HolUp … is this "I am a virgin" thing happening _in front of a Bad Dragon booth?!?!_
Well, that makes perfect sense, doesn’t it.
Nani
The zoo company? 😭
@@osheridan zoo the company
It is impossible to die from holding your breath. You will automatically breath out (or in), so if you're under water, you would drown, but if you're on dry land, you will not die.
I visited my sister in law the other day. I took my emotional support demon because I was feeling meh.
Her son passed through and pet it on the head. Both of them knew what it was! Well done, Click, apparently theater people in my area think you're groovy!
It is so weird when people I know watch the same Internet that I do.
Deadpool: Smoochie noises as he makes the Spider-Man and Deadpool action figures kiss "And they're both boys!" Continues making Smoochie noises 😂
Me: *about to start a video*
Click: *posts a video*
Me: HolUp
same 😅🖐️
10:29 no wonder he was named Dante considering the demons he was fighting
3:47 it's just like the cars fanfic I accidentally found when I was 12 😭😭😭
Umm...
@@YourGirlTyra you don't want to know
@@PabloLewis-ve6ud fair enough
Click, there is literally a post, I think AITA, but may be entitled or insane parents, were that whole forced step-siblings thing happened. Girl's dad died growing up and at one point in her relationship her BF's mother died. When the now single parents met at the two's ENGAGEMENT PARTY, they hit it off. Fast forward a few months with the wedding around the corner, and the two parents elope and insist OP and her fiancee end their 5 year relationship because they're now step-siblings... You may have even covered it, lol.
Ugh, the entitlement.
“It’s up to you to decide what the media means” is the best. I don’t believe “official canon” is any more important than “head canon” to begin with, but I love me some coding!
There’s two male characters in a video game that are always together. Camping out, but since that’s just how they live, they live together. One of them writes a subtle love poem while they’re trapped in cages together. It’s clearly written to the other young man, who then says it makes him feel tingly inside.
Lovely, lovely coding. Why would one need to say “this is my partner” to other characters that they already know? Why say it at all? Do people NEED to describe their relationship they have with someone else? Can’t they just demonstrate how much they love each other?
My only thing is, just be clear about whether something is literally said (or very directly implied, like your example) or is something you believe based on conjecture. It's just frustrating when people are like "the series literally says this guy is trans", and then it turns out that "the series literally says" is one scene where the character's nipples aren't drawn and a community deciding he has a 'vibe'. I fully support interpreting characters how you want, just own up to it! It's lame to hide behind the claim that the series says something it doesn't rather than standing by your reasons for your interpretation.
Oh, that’s absolutely true.
I think head canon is as valid as official, BUT you have to acknowledge that it’s head canon.
But there are times that you need head canon to even enjoy a piece of media.
Take Star Trek, for example.
If you treat every episode as canon, then it conflicts with itself ALL. THE. TIME.
The retcons, the abandoned storylines… on and on! You neeeed to delete events, episodes, characters… You need to fill in to make things that don’t connect.
I say nearly all ships are valid, but you do indeed need to acknowledge whether it’s obvious af, makes too much sense to ignore, is quite possible with no conflicting information, or you just think it’s cute.
about the cars bumping: there is a german advertising movie for a machine company which features excavators, but it's made like a nature documentary and like those machines were animals and are going extinct soon. the "male" excavator even does a courtshíp dance and their child is a little electric excavator with remote control. also there is an "evil" wheel loader which hunts the little excavator multiple times as a predator... it's amazingly cute and well made, I'm sure the drivers had a lot of fun. it's called "titanen des erdreichs" (titans of the earth) if anyone is interested, it's on youtube. there is an english version too
So I didn’t dream up this advertisement!!!
Oooo I love that video! Thanks for reminding me it exists!
About the girl finding out the boyfriend's dad was dating her mom. Well there's this anime called "My Stepmom's Daughter is my Ex"
12:32 this is some New York type stuff 😂
The cow was fine... then suddenly the cow is not fine.
31:52 at least...she knows shes the problem?
One of my best friends is married to his step sister. Their parents met at their wedding and hit it off. Got married a year later.
4:37 Hippo’s are not like Wolves where once in their pack your less likely to get seriously attacked if your careful and good at reading them, Hippos teeth joust their closest family to the point of severe injury over petty disputes. Hippos are herbivores but also cannibals. They’re faster than they look and while they can’t climb very well they can destroy most thing you could you climb in their native habitat.
If you see a hippo outside of captivity just assume you’ve messed up and do everything you can to get away ASAP
2:30 🎵 *I ALWAYS WANT MORE PARMESAN
BUT I'M EMBARRASSED* 🎵
the "which one you like best", and especially click's reaction, reminded me of this gem:
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping.
As of asscheeks, gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
“Tis a visitor” I muttered, “Dummy thicc and nothing more”.
WILD💀
3:39 **Two Trucks by Lemon Demon starts playing**
I hope that cow was ok tho 😭
2:18 Wonderful. I hope she got a nice tip, although the kids happiness there is a pretty nice reward.
14:33 In the show Fairly Odd Parents, the fairy characters Cosmo and Wanda have been married since before the show started. Then in an episode Cosmo's mother and Wanda's father get married. Making Cosmo and Wanda married step siblings.
And I’m already scared!
3:33 Anyone else got that one Lemon Demon song in their head with this one?
4:20 Yes. That’s real.
5:00 Hippos are also known to cannibalize each other.
10:10 WHAT?!
22:00 “What game is this?” Yes. And don’t forget the Legend of Zelda music
23:15 I called that twist
27:00 I think that’s real.
29:10 There’s actually double the number of hydrogen atoms in a water molecule than stars in the solar system! Science is amazing!
I was waiting for the comment on the Zelda music.
The kids dating and then the parents dating is the exact plot of Marmalade boy
I think it was parents first(both sets) then the main couple
@@renclear3825 gonna be honest it's been well over a decade since I watched it, but I feel like it was the kids first.
@@alyssasnow3115 oh same here, they kissed first from what I remember then she went home and both sets of parents dropped the bombshell 😂
@@renclear3825 that might be it cause like I know she didn't want to date him as much when the parents said they were dating
@@alyssasnow3115 very fair. I definitely need to rewatch the series, lol such a fun mellow drama
oh yeah the hippo.
they really dont care about you or anyone else.
they can be nice when they are babies but once they hit puberty, they become the aggressive adult hippos and they will smite you with the rage of god.
17:20 Borg. You're thinking of the Borg xD