GUARANTEED those girls who are "training for their future husbands" are going to be rebellious as hell when they become teenagers. And honestly... I wouldn't blame them.
In my catholic private school we had a saying "how do you make sure your kid is an atheist or satanist?" "send them to religious schooling" I personally started 2 covens and one cult that's still running to this day (also that's how I accidentally became a god)
"Their future husbands will thank us." Wow, it's so obvious how little they think of their daughters that the daughters weren't even a factor into the equation. Instead its all about that theoretical husband that might not ever even happen.
I find it oddly wholesome that he wasn't aware of the real issue with the chicken, waffles and watermelon thing and just thought it was a bad combination of flavors.
Could you tell me why that meal is racist? I saw a lot of articles reporting that school scandal but none actually explained the reason. I'd like to learn from their mistake but I can't if I don't understand what the mistake is...
@@pumpkinpatch7841 I'm not very eloquent, but I'll try. Those three particular foods, in the U.S. at least, are stereotyped as, "black people food" for various reasons. By itself, it's just food, of course. But putting them all together and highlighting them as "black history month special" is pretty tone deaf at best. "We're learning the black history so we better eat the black people food" type vibes.
@@madethistocomment727 From what I recall, it was what was used in depictions of black people between slavery and the civil rights movement. (My memory isn't the greatest) but the depictions were dehumanizing and/or extremely racist, hence the racist association with particularly chicken and watermelon.
Sickening. Their parents care more about the life and comfort of their daughter's future husbands than their own kids. I hope it put those girls off ever wanting to get married, or end up liking women, and they live happily and independently and cut contact with their abusive, vile parents.
I have seen families like this where the girls have to clean up after their brothers too. They are literally trained to serve all men. These are the kind of families that pick the husband for their daughters and the girls have no say. It happens way more than people know.
I’m teaching my kids to clean up after themselves, to expect their significant others to do the same, and that chores should be shared. Being kind and cleaning up for each other occasionally is perfectly fine, but being expected to be a maid is a red flag.
My brother and I had a chore list growing up that our allowance was dependent on. Taught us money management and domestic responsibilities at the same time.
as someone who would actually love to "dress like that" I will tell you what's stopping most of us is 1) creepy dudes being creepy and 2) extreme lack of size inclusivity in almost all of the shops that sell clothing of that style 🙃 edit: I support ur femme goth outfit journey click gl buddy
Thisssssss im not even that big but my proportions are so weird so either pants fit my legs but I don’t get them over my hips OR they fit around the hind and look atrocious around the legs. And with that damn heroin chic coming back it’ll just be worse in the near future
You forgot another important factor! You're going to freeze your f-ing butt off unless it's summer or you live somewhere warm! I live in Northern Germany and always loved the style but it's simply too damn cold here to wear this for 12 months. There are basically two months (June and July) during which you might could wear this. Also, decent goth clothing isn't cheap. I once almost choked on my own spit when seeing the price tag for a coat I really liked. It was sold for 300+ Euro! ☠️
hear me out 3) money. these clothes are usually only available in online stores that are almost certain to not deliver what is depicted - and at absurd prices.
15:00 "You don't grow up, it's only the toys that get more expensive." As someone who spent $300 on a Lego lighthouse a couple of months ago... I felt this
Growing up, I was never bought Legos because they were too expensive, now as an adult........ I still really want them, and may be making some lego-related "irresponsible financial decisions" in the near future
Honestly while the "serve their future husbands" reasoning was awful, teaching them chores is fine to me. All kids should be taught how to do chores ngl. My cousin's kid is already in his 20s and can't wash dishes, he only learned how to cook instant noodles when _I_ urged him to learn at least that. Sidenote: It's not just conservative Americans like that, a lot of countries and cultures are still like that. That guy just happens to be American.
It crosses my mind that if you understand the words, someone "conservative" is unlikely to attain to being an "extremist." But such is sleazy Marxist advertising and it strikes home on the unthinking.
Teaching kids to do chores is good and healthy. Teaching only your girls to be maids for their future husband is scary af. No husband of mine is going to rely on me to do all the housework. And he sure as heck isn’t going to be treating our daughters like servants. Good thing I’m bi 😂
Yeah.. my dad was like "clean up my house, clean up my trash, do everything I say, because you're going to get married at some point and your husband will not want to do this stuff either, you'll get used to it while doing it for me first." this, among other things that he and other people did that were abusive, have sent me down a path of bad mental health. It made me hate house chores and now it's even harder for me to do because unless it's absolutely necessary I'll try to avoid it at all costs. I hated what he did to make me do this (including keeping me awake all night until I gave in and did whatever stupid thing he wanted) and he didn't train me for shit. He just made me hate him and I've gone with the lowest contact I'm able to do.. I feel for those girls. There's a clear difference between teaching how to do house chores, and being told you're only seen as a slave in a man's eyes.
for those wondering in 1:44 ''I went shopping with my girlfriend'' ''I chose this dress for her'' '' You know what she said?'' '' ' you go around with this shit' ''
Ikr, I'm Canadian and his reaction made me suddenly realise that chicken and waffle might not be as "normal" as I thought lol Edit: I just realised that his reaction might have been not understanding the racism, not the "weirdness" of chicken and waffles, and now I feel dumb
@@alexcorvin3612 it definitely is. And as with all racism, it’s stupid because those are delicious foods. I’ll leave the research to you. Google is free and I don’t work for free during black history month
@Pluranium Alloy they're all foods that are stereotypically "black" and "gehtto" foods. They aren't normally eaten together but they decided to pile them all on one plate for the month dedicated to specifcally celebrating history involving black communities. (Because they tend to get ignored in general curriculum especially historically.)
For the non Italians here's the translation of that well pronounced video: "I took my girlfriend to go shopping. I chose this dress for her. Can you guess what she told me? You go around in this ugly thing." this is a rough translation to make sense. I didn't translate it word by word or it wouldn't make any sense. Thank me later. From Italy with love.
The whole bit of Click saying a bunch of different versions of saying for the saying "I screw, I nut and I bolt" was legendary. I couldn't stop giggling
Those parents are really setting those girls up for abusive relationships... I hope they turned out okay, cuz holy shit that doesn't sound great waiting on their fathers hand and foot like that.
Man... I was hoping for the wholesome twist of "we're teaching our daughters to be homemakers" and they were like volunteers with Habitat for humanity or something...
I never really understood people who made comments like "you helped me out of depressive episode." Untill I came across your channel. I now see. I'm not going to go into trauma dumping. But all I want to do is say thank you ❤️🦈 you have truly helped me through some dark times and dark corners of my mind❤️
So glad thhat helped you! The only other kinds of videos where I see such consistent amounts of comments like these are in Undertale OST videos and Omori videos in general (after buckets of crying). Click is doing real good for the audience
Yeah I love to see it when people say these things, it gives me hope for us, and even if I personally can't stand the creator but they helped people I'm happy (to be clear I would pay the click and potat to just be their live in chef/housekeeper/on sight medic (I feel like Mark needs one, he has goblin energy) so obviously I love this man more than my own right nut lol
If you ever do need to talk I am here for you, I have one video on my channel where you can drop me a line, not being creepy or anything I just consider all of the clicks fans my siblings so of course I'm here to help lol
Love it how the fried chicken, waffles and watermelon lunch for black history month went over click's head and he tried so hard to find what's wrong with it 😂 He's so innocent! And we love him
It would be a great meal but to serve it for black history month is incredibly racist lol. It's crazy how good the food looked tho ain't no way we'd get fried chicken when I was in school unless it was nuggets or strips and even those were baked
I have some bad news for you if you think it's 'laziness' that is motivating them. $500 says they're super religious too. Any takers? (Yep, I might be wrong. But $500 is how confident I am that I'm not wrong.....)
@@SevCaswell Certainly the way I see it. THEY might have great intentions, but wow what an archaic and disappointing way to raise your daughters. As an addendum: Am I the only person who bristles every time a 'parent' states that they have 'trained' their children? Maybe it's just me, but it's just a little disturbing in my opinion. The only other popular use for that word refers to animals :(
IF I remember correctly, click promised to wear a maid outfit in the emotional Support demon Release stream. I don't think you did it yet, Mark. WHERE IS THE MAID OUTFIT MARK?
Good point... He also talked about maybe doing that for Halloween but this is Click we're talking about so I wouldn't be surprised if he's still waiting on a custom order lmao
21:18 …or, you could train sons not to be Total Poo, and have _their future wives_ thank you, k'now? Honestly, I hope those little girls grow up, see what toxic B.S. this is, then _never talk to their parents again_ for having brainwashed them into thinking they're a man's slave.
if im correct this family is a cringe satire account. im not sure if im recognizing the people correctly but the family has 4 daughters named Pampas (meaning Plain), Portabella, Harold (Old for short) and Incisor. theyre not funny apart from the name bits
So much respect and love for The Click The damn commitment to his jokes, even breaking out the guitar just for the meme And also mad respect because he makes his sponsor-ads easily distinguishable and makes it easy to scroll past because he uses distinct outfits/ costumes each and every sponsor-ad Also, one of the most wholesome “haha funny meme guy” channels on all of TH-cam; the life advice has helped me unreasonably much
Fun fact: the vulture bee's "meat honey" isn't actually made from the meat they eat. They make something similar to royal jelly with the meat. The scientists do not know where the honey is coming from.
Anyone wondering about the month joke, they used to be the expected months, but Cesar added two months, bumping them to 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months. So the guy who efed it up did get stabbed. 😂
It was actually the addition of January and February that messed things up. July and August were renamed later, from their original Quintilis and Sextilis. Only found this out recently and thought it was cool and would share.
20:58 I started house training my dad when I was 15. Had a few set backs especially since I don’t live with them anymore but I know his mother taught him to clean and that he did his chores in university. He thought his only chores were mowing and shovelling snow but I don’t think a big strong man shouldn’t have to limit himself like that. He still whines about chores but he’s making progress 🤗.
See, if they taught men to look after men, instead of teaching them to expect a woman to automatically do it, there'd be less Incels. And I'd be able to look after myself.
@@dmgroberts5471 yeah it’s very weird because categorizing what people should learn based off their sex makes no sense. Everyone should know how to cook, clean and fix things. I don’t blame men for not being taught how to do things but not bothering to learn is my issue. All children need to be taught how to be independent people.
22:37 is why we have multiple life sentences. If you have two of them die and get resuscitated, you still have to stay and serve your other sentence, but if you have only one, you get to leave like this guy.
Click's reaction to the car window sticker at 11:30 is funnier than the sticker itself XD "is it really called a *_nut_* in English?" "the English language isn't real!" as a native English speaker I can say: English is a fucked up language I don't know why I speak it
Yeah that's what I was thinking, but ig not everyone in such situations actually wants an open or poly relationship because they actually like cheating itself more then the idea of having multiple partners? This may be one of those instances where it's ok to not be able to understand someone's logic, though I'm personally not a risk taker so I don't even date, let alone ever consider trying something like that when I'm going off the philosophy that the truth always comes out sooner or later. That's a mess I never wanna have to clean up ^^'
Add to that many people grew up with idea of "traditional relationships" as being the only valid type of dating. They might not even know there are alternatives, instead they are stuck in something that doesn't fit them, try to make it work, and keep failing.
My mind drifted on this one: Started out as 'that is bro goals' and went to 'what if they're seeing each other's gf'. Then the rabbit hole opened and ended up with the two couples figuring this out, deciding to meet up, and learning that one guy's equipment is extra long and the other's is extra thick with the women just wanting a different experience than they get from their regular bf. And then because my brain is twisted and strange it inserted the church song 'Deep and Wide'.
Yeah, but No, poly IS all about communication and consent and cheating IS very very often about Power and controll. IT IS less a Desire foe mor wegen one Partner then needing the Feeling you have one Up on your "Partner"
23:40 if this is true, that woman needs to be prosecuted. She literally just admitted to intentionally setting a fire that killed two of her children. Idgaf how old she is.
25:05 easy trick also, just say out loud "you salivate" and whatch if they gulp. People who are asleep don't gulp, also the thought of saliva triggers salivation, so they have to if they heard you.
Or perhaps it's from when there was still more then one hominid species on the planet, but idk if I like the implications of that more or less then the other theories because some groups were definitely not friendly to each other and to think modern humans could still have that... Explains a lot, a lot I'd rather not be there to explain
@@discordiacreates6669nah, there's plenty of evidence that most homo sapiens were fine with the other homo species. There would be no advantage to being repulsed by them anyway.
@@polarknight5376 oh good, tbf I hadn't really looked into it because I care a lot more about the history and biology of other species so that's good news to learn
Came here to comment this! Thank you! :) Also, if early humans were repulsed by other homonids, there wouldn't be so much other homonid DNA in modern humans ;))
I really like the idea that someone who is a click fan also thinks deodorant causes cancer and their "natural musk" is appealing who lived somewhere where summers can cook concrete and absolutely refuses to listen to anyones complaints because click said "you smell amazing don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
The "life sentence served"-story reminds me, in britain there once was the case of a woman who was sentenced to hanging. But awoke after being unconcious on the way to the cementary. That was one of the reasons they changed the punishment to hanging until death May be off with some details, haven't read up on that in ages
i dont know the history of the life sentence but im betting something similar happened which is why life sentences are just 45 years and why you can get charged with multiple life sentences
@@isaiahf-d846no I’m pretty sure a life sentence is still a lifetime. The multiple life sentences thing is with multiple charges so that if you get one charge dropped you aren’t just set free. At least that’s what i remember I could be wrong
9:02 thought process: 1. SINGING CLICK!!! 2. Wait... maybe Mark's starting to break through the alter ego of The Click which takes over in these videos, new conspiracy theory!!!! 3. Sod it, I just want a new album that are just parody songs like this - lovely stuff
It's like an expensive bottle of wine that you never actually plan to open, it's about the statement not the functionality If you went to someone's house and they had consent condoms it would make you feel at ease because they obviously take consent seriously At least that's how I would "use" them and then just use a normal one
9:50 so you mean like the Greek version of hell, there's the overall "you're here to suffer" part and there elysium which is literally just a giant town of parties and music inside the overall hell
Pretty sure that dad with the daughters cleaning up is just taking advantage of their kids as little butlers. I literally thought little free butlers was *the point* of having kids was until I was like 10. My parents did this (when they were even around) when I was very young and now at 35, I still find it difficult not to go around making sure their drinks are always topped off like a server at a restaurant, offering them snacks at regular intervals, etc etc etc when I am around them. For whatever reason, it resulted in me not being able to motivate myself to do any of these things for myself, and my places always look like a total disaster, and I even used to end up malnutrioned if I'm not taking care of someone else as well. This was probably the least of the shitty stuff my parents did to, but man can parents really mess you up/make you weird.
11:35 and to make this even more cursed, "Mutter" also means mother in german. the complete german name for that thing would be "schraubenmutter", _(though it's usually just referred to as mutter)_ which literally translates to "screw-mother"
About the uncany valley thing: Yes, there is a benefit to recognise something that looks human but isn't. The 'thing' is a corpse. If you see a corpse, there is a chance that whatever killed them, might still be around and you should get the h*ll outa there.
You can also catch a disease off of a corpse and the instinct that would naturally make us disgusted with an idea of eating one surely doesn’t hurt our chances of survival.
As a Canadian…I can attest to the truth of that very first one. I always say that it’s not fat, it’s insulation! 😜 I carry about an extra 10 lbs or so from having the kids that just refuses to ever go away - my husband has always been a thin guy; his favourite joke is that if he stands sideways and sticks out his tongue he looks like a zipper, lol. HE freezes all winter long. Me? Even with only one layer of outdoor wear on I’m usually sweating like a hostage all winter long. 🥵😁
Hi, fellow [cold] Canadian here. I, like your husband, am naturally very slim (90 lbs at 5'0"), and am always in multiple layers all winter long. I'm stealing his joke; please thank him for me. 😂
When Click started talking about double drifting the train to kill the most people, my brain just went "Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before, higher on the beat, ect" and I started quietly laughing, my humor needs help :3
25:27 New headline: "Florida Man becomes Florida King." Though the part of the Arthurian Legend where he gets a kid with his half-sister is a little more Alabaman than Floridian.... Oh wait. Only half-sister... not full. Okay, Florida is fine.
The real humanitarian answer for the infinite murders trolley problem is the "every real number" side where they're closer because the bodies would very quickly clog up the tracks and start to push away from the trolley rather than be crushed, eventually slowing it. Unlike the more spread out side where the gore and flesh can get ground up between the track and the wheels before the next kill. Not to mention the speed build up.
4:40 In regards to the trolley problem: The smaller infinity means people that have not yet died have more time to mourn their lost loved ones, thus increasing overall suffering. It should be obvious at this point which one is the best approach to the problem.
3:10 OK, so the thing with Mermaids is that if they were real, they couldn't be skinny like they're often depicted and instead would have to either: a) Have a good layer of fat Or b) be covered in water-resistant feathers like a penguin. Hair/fur would create too much drag and weight in the water, so in order to keep a healthy body temperature (which, assuming since they have a "human" half is around 37⁰C, or 98.5⁰F) while also staying mobile enough to avoid any potential predators they would need some kind of heat insulation. This also then brings up the Sirens, which despite modern media depicting them as almost indistinguishable from Mermaids, were actually originally in Greek Mythology and were more like Harpies, being Birdlike. They originally were mentioned in Homer's Odyssey, however their physical appearance wasn't mentioned until Apollonius of Rhodes' "Argonautica" in the 3rd Century. THEREFORE, what I'm saying is: Mermaids would actually be chubby Human/Penguin hybrids, not skinny Human/Fish. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. And yes I'm on the spectrum, why do you ask?
Wouldn't scales be better than feathers? Assuming the mermaids are in cold waters because they can "naturally" whithstand it (not like seals, who need the extra fat) wouldn't it make more sense to be covered entirely with scales? Although I guess if mermaids are warm blooded creatures the likelihood of fat or feathers increases Emm sorry, this was really long winded, but my question was how did you reached the feathers conclusion? I've never heard of a mermaid depicted like that before
Also there are selkies from Celtic and Norse mythology which are seal folk. When they come to shore, they take off their seal skins to reveal beautiful human forms underneath. So the seal skins with their blubber is a very good way to keep warm in the cold sea 😊
@Julieta Camara Well for one, this isn't scientific, I'm just a dumbass online posting shit for fun... BUT, with that said, fish are primarily cold-blooded (with a few exceptions), whereas humans are warm-blooded. Since Mermaids seem to be closer to humans in terms of behaviour, I assumed they would be warm-blooded too. Fish that are cold blooded use scales to regulate their body temperature by using the temperature of the water around them, this means some fish will have body temps between 40F and 60F, which for a human would be pretty much Lethal. While Fat would be the optimal strategy for Mermaids that spent most of their time in the water, feathers would be more viable for those that have a similar lifestyle to Penguins, where they primarily live on land and simply go into the sea for food or other amenities. While the idea of Mermaids having a good layer of fat is much more likely (since that's what every other aquatic mammal uses), they're also entirely fictional, so saying they should've been Human/Penguin hybrids was just more entertaining. Also, there is no such thing as "naturally withstanding" the cold. Every creature will have some way of handling cold environments. It just so happens that seals' tactics of blubber are visible to the naked eye.
11:47 Yes Click, that is seriously called a nut. Edit: It said “I screw, I nut, I bolt” Apparently the person really likes hardware… and we call the thing under the nut a bolt Edit: Ah, I didn’t get to where you noticed that-
For the uncanny valley theory, it's most likely corpses. A human corpse will look human but not completely right and might be dangerous to approach, either because the danger that killed it is still there or because it is sick and you light catch the infection. Hope that helped.
@@genesisofthebetweenThat thread legit haunts me and comes to mind every time Uncanny Valley comes up. Corpses is a good theory, rabies is also a good (and terrifying,) theory, I've heard someone think it might be related to coming into contact with other species in the genus homo, (tho it appears we have a noticable amount of Neanderthal DNA in modern humans.)
4:08 Fun fact about infinity: if you manage to pull off multi-track drifting, you aren't killing any more people than if you did nothing, though the people on the second track might disagree. Man, infinity is weird.
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GUARANTEED those girls who are "training for their future husbands" are going to be rebellious as hell when they become teenagers. And honestly... I wouldn't blame them.
Or traumatised into continuing this cult like behaviours aka Duggars
I just hope they all turn out to be lesbians.
In my catholic private school we had a saying "how do you make sure your kid is an atheist or satanist?" "send them to religious schooling"
I personally started 2 covens and one cult that's still running to this day (also that's how I accidentally became a god)
@@ConstantChaos1 ... we should hang out
@@ConstantChaos1 You're name is extremely accurate for your personality, I like that.
I love seeing Click being proud of his own jokes and puns. He is most definitely a professional funny person.
”Professional funny person” is what I want to have as a sign on my desk
As he should 😌🤝
Don’t you mean comedian?
professional funny person is more professional
i thought you said a professional furry person
"Their future husbands will thank us."
Wow, it's so obvious how little they think of their daughters that the daughters weren't even a factor into the equation. Instead its all about that theoretical husband that might not ever even happen.
What a weird way to turn them lesbian.
May they all go on to marry women who love them for their individuality and strong spirits
@@alexw.7097 but they are women
Oh wow did you just found out lesbians exist? I hope you are not hateful about it because I will go off on you
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I find it oddly wholesome that he wasn't aware of the real issue with the chicken, waffles and watermelon thing and just thought it was a bad combination of flavors.
Which truly saddened me because that means mark has never had the sheer bluss that is eating chicken & waffles after spending all night at the club
Could you tell me why that meal is racist?
I saw a lot of articles reporting that school scandal but none actually explained the reason.
I'd like to learn from their mistake but I can't if I don't understand what the mistake is...
@@pumpkinpatch7841 I'm not very eloquent, but I'll try. Those three particular foods, in the U.S. at least, are stereotyped as, "black people food" for various reasons. By itself, it's just food, of course. But putting them all together and highlighting them as "black history month special" is pretty tone deaf at best. "We're learning the black history so we better eat the black people food" type vibes.
@@madethistocomment727 From what I recall, it was what was used in depictions of black people between slavery and the civil rights movement. (My memory isn't the greatest) but the depictions were dehumanizing and/or extremely racist, hence the racist association with particularly chicken and watermelon.
@@madethistocomment727 @Fearsia
I understand better now, thank you both for taking the time of explaining it to me
Already knew Click had an amazing voice but I really was cry-laughing at “It’s-a-me, Mario” 😂😂😂
Not from our lord and saviour mark but there are some great covers like dancing queen but it's about a frog
So true!! I was so shocked when he burst into song for a meme
@@ConstantChaos1Give. Me. Name. Now.
@cthutchison6585 "dancing queen by abba but it's about frogs" by fairyeiry
I also recommend take me to snurch
@@ConstantChaos1 you are literally awesome
Are we not gonna talk about how creepy that “traditional family” was with the little girls cleaning up after their dad….
That was horrifying. Women fought so hard to get to where we are now, and those people go straight back to the dark ages🤬
Sickening. Their parents care more about the life and comfort of their daughter's future husbands than their own kids. I hope it put those girls off ever wanting to get married, or end up liking women, and they live happily and independently and cut contact with their abusive, vile parents.
I have seen families like this where the girls have to clean up after their brothers too. They are literally trained to serve all men. These are the kind of families that pick the husband for their daughters and the girls have no say. It happens way more than people know.
@@bombus1340 I doubt you need to look that back.
Raising slaves not humans
I’m teaching my kids to clean up after themselves, to expect their significant others to do the same, and that chores should be shared. Being kind and cleaning up for each other occasionally is perfectly fine, but being expected to be a maid is a red flag.
You're a good parent
well if you have a boy you should deffo get a refund
As a child myself, I can confirm. There is a difference between being a maid and being a decent person.
Also, I despise it when people litter
@@ITzDaveXD what???
My brother and I had a chore list growing up that our allowance was dependent on. Taught us money management and domestic responsibilities at the same time.
as someone who would actually love to "dress like that" I will tell you what's stopping most of us is 1) creepy dudes being creepy and 2) extreme lack of size inclusivity in almost all of the shops that sell clothing of that style 🙃
edit: I support ur femme goth outfit journey click gl buddy
I agree with click, I wanna be a femboy 💀
Thisssssss im not even that big but my proportions are so weird so either pants fit my legs but I don’t get them over my hips OR they fit around the hind and look atrocious around the legs. And with that damn heroin chic coming back it’ll just be worse in the near future
You forgot another important factor! You're going to freeze your f-ing butt off unless it's summer or you live somewhere warm! I live in Northern Germany and always loved the style but it's simply too damn cold here to wear this for 12 months. There are basically two months (June and July) during which you might could wear this. Also, decent goth clothing isn't cheap. I once almost choked on my own spit when seeing the price tag for a coat I really liked. It was sold for 300+ Euro! ☠️
hear me out
3) money.
these clothes are usually only available in online stores that are almost certain to not deliver what is depicted - and at absurd prices.
@@cats9994 i mean If it makes you happy…
15:00 "You don't grow up, it's only the toys that get more expensive." As someone who spent $300 on a Lego lighthouse a couple of months ago... I felt this
Growing up, I was never bought Legos because they were too expensive, now as an adult........ I still really want them, and may be making some lego-related "irresponsible financial decisions" in the near future
21:50
"Like some medieval cult"
The Click discovers extremist conservative Americans....
Yeeeaaaah
Honestly while the "serve their future husbands" reasoning was awful, teaching them chores is fine to me. All kids should be taught how to do chores ngl. My cousin's kid is already in his 20s and can't wash dishes, he only learned how to cook instant noodles when _I_ urged him to learn at least that.
Sidenote: It's not just conservative Americans like that, a lot of countries and cultures are still like that. That guy just happens to be American.
It’s just weird that someone would prize a theoretical person’s happiness over their own daughters.
It crosses my mind that if you understand the words, someone "conservative" is unlikely to attain to being an "extremist."
But such is sleazy Marxist advertising and it strikes home on the unthinking.
@@w.reidripley1968uuuuuuhhh….
Click has a beautiful singing voice
EXACTLY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I HEARD IT
He has a Music channel: Mark Deck
he ltirealyl does
@@Aras14 Ty,I'll check it out!
@@Aras14 thanks, ik he's said that before but I forgot to look it up before I forgot the info to do so
Living for Click's reaction to the thing being called a "nut" in English ngl
the look on his face was awesome lol
i was wondering where this comment was lmao XD
As a German, I didn't find it funny.
"Ich Holzschraube, Ich Gewindemutter, Ich Maschinenbauschraube Außensechskant"
/sarcasm
@@christianstorms3950 Yea too bad puns don't translate well.
@@christianstorms3950 who are you calling an external hexagon, buddy?? 😜
Despite having heard it some times now, i still get surprised by how incredibly good Click is at singing. It's so soothing😀
I am both disturbed and not at all surprised about how he was able to sing that so seriously. Props, Click, props.
@@emileeweir7773 Throwback to the UwU song :D
He's on SPOTIFY! It's so good. Or just find his music channel.
dude, it was like it was some entirely other person, like WHAT? HOW? WHAT IS THY MAGICS?
@@snapdragon8723 im still surprised and shocked
Teaching kids to do chores is good and healthy. Teaching only your girls to be maids for their future husband is scary af.
No husband of mine is going to rely on me to do all the housework. And he sure as heck isn’t going to be treating our daughters like servants.
Good thing I’m bi 😂
Sexual or polar?
@@Jose-fj3te You have to choose ?
@@Jose-fj3te both
Yeah.. my dad was like "clean up my house, clean up my trash, do everything I say, because you're going to get married at some point and your husband will not want to do this stuff either, you'll get used to it while doing it for me first." this, among other things that he and other people did that were abusive, have sent me down a path of bad mental health.
It made me hate house chores and now it's even harder for me to do because unless it's absolutely necessary I'll try to avoid it at all costs. I hated what he did to make me do this (including keeping me awake all night until I gave in and did whatever stupid thing he wanted) and he didn't train me for shit. He just made me hate him and I've gone with the lowest contact I'm able to do.. I feel for those girls. There's a clear difference between teaching how to do house chores, and being told you're only seen as a slave in a man's eyes.
for those wondering in 1:44
''I went shopping with my girlfriend''
''I chose this dress for her''
'' You know what she said?''
'' ' you go around with this shit' ''
Man's still an absolute Chad for doing that, and he looked great in it
Be Careful With What You Wish For...
Dominance Asserted.
Hey props to him for doing what she told him to 🤣
Legendary
Click not understanding the watermelon and chicken bit because he's Swedish and not American is golden. I love it.
Ikr, I'm Canadian and his reaction made me suddenly realise that chicken and waffle might not be as "normal" as I thought lol
Edit: I just realised that his reaction might have been not understanding the racism, not the "weirdness" of chicken and waffles, and now I feel dumb
I honestly didn't understand it as well (also not American), but I had a feeling it's something racist?
Can you explain for the other not Americans out there?
@@alexcorvin3612 it definitely is. And as with all racism, it’s stupid because those are delicious foods. I’ll leave the research to you. Google is free and I don’t work for free during black history month
@Pluranium Alloy they're all foods that are stereotypically "black" and "gehtto" foods. They aren't normally eaten together but they decided to pile them all on one plate for the month dedicated to specifcally celebrating history involving black communities. (Because they tend to get ignored in general curriculum especially historically.)
For the non Italians here's the translation of that well pronounced video: "I took my girlfriend to go shopping. I chose this dress for her. Can you guess what she told me? You go around in this ugly thing." this is a rough translation to make sense. I didn't translate it word by word or it wouldn't make any sense. Thank me later.
From Italy with love.
...it's now later. Thanks.
Italian boyfriend: challenge accepted
I still haven't completely watched this video but i've already understood which video these lines come from (i'm italian too)
The whole bit of Click saying a bunch of different versions of saying for the saying "I screw, I nut and I bolt" was legendary. I couldn't stop giggling
After all that suspense, I was just glad he got it [/pretendserious].
it was amazing
Those parents are really setting those girls up for abusive relationships... I hope they turned out okay, cuz holy shit that doesn't sound great waiting on their fathers hand and foot like that.
Man... I was hoping for the wholesome twist of "we're teaching our daughters to be homemakers" and they were like volunteers with Habitat for humanity or something...
That would have been great
I never really understood people who made comments like "you helped me out of depressive episode." Untill I came across your channel. I now see. I'm not going to go into trauma dumping. But all I want to do is say thank you ❤️🦈 you have truly helped me through some dark times and dark corners of my mind❤️
I hope you are able to something for yourself today, even if it's something small. You deserve love and support
So glad thhat helped you! The only other kinds of videos where I see such consistent amounts of comments like these are in Undertale OST videos and Omori videos in general (after buckets of crying). Click is doing real good for the audience
I hope things keep getting better for you. 🙏❤
Yeah I love to see it when people say these things, it gives me hope for us, and even if I personally can't stand the creator but they helped people I'm happy (to be clear I would pay the click and potat to just be their live in chef/housekeeper/on sight medic (I feel like Mark needs one, he has goblin energy) so obviously I love this man more than my own right nut lol
If you ever do need to talk I am here for you, I have one video on my channel where you can drop me a line, not being creepy or anything I just consider all of the clicks fans my siblings so of course I'm here to help lol
The English language really is just three languages in a trenchcoat.
And it hangs around dark ally's looking for nouns
more than three
it's also high on several substances
It is a major global language that does not have any language regulators.
Love it how the fried chicken, waffles and watermelon lunch for black history month went over click's head and he tried so hard to find what's wrong with it 😂
He's so innocent! And we love him
It's cause he's not American
@@ZK-ib2wpAs an American, I had no idea what was wrong with it until I read a thread explaining it
@@goldenwarrior1186 As a fellow American, I also don't know what it means 😅
@@goldenwarrior1186
Same
It would be a great meal but to serve it for black history month is incredibly racist lol. It's crazy how good the food looked tho ain't no way we'd get fried chicken when I was in school unless it was nuggets or strips and even those were baked
26:55 when you accidentally end up in a polyamorous relationship, all you gotta do is get everyone together on the same page now.
i love how Click's double hell theory is basically a description of the underworld in greek/roman mythologies but with less levels
imagine a random guys laziness is more worth for you than your own daughters happiness and mental health
I have some bad news for you if you think it's 'laziness' that is motivating them.
$500 says they're super religious too.
Any takers?
(Yep, I might be wrong. But $500 is how confident I am that I'm not wrong.....)
@Julia Olsen I don't recall claiming they were?
Shit, now that I think about it.....probably concurrent a majority of the time lol.
@@AsmodeusMictian They're just raising future abuse victims.
@@SevCaswell Certainly the way I see it. THEY might have great intentions, but wow what an archaic and disappointing way to raise your daughters.
As an addendum:
Am I the only person who bristles every time a 'parent' states that they have 'trained' their children? Maybe it's just me, but it's just a little disturbing in my opinion. The only other popular use for that word refers to animals :(
@@SevCaswell They're not raising FUTURE abuse victims. They're abusing them already
IF I remember correctly, click promised to wear a maid outfit in the emotional Support demon Release stream. I don't think you did it yet, Mark. WHERE IS THE MAID OUTFIT MARK?
YES!! I kept waiting for it. He said a while ago that it would be in stories, but it wasn’t there 😔
Ikr where was is XP
Is he still looking for something that fits, or what?
Good point... He also talked about maybe doing that for Halloween but this is Click we're talking about so I wouldn't be surprised if he's still waiting on a custom order lmao
I…I have been lurking for years and THIS is how I find out his name is Mark???? I don’t know what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t that
21:18 …or, you could train sons not to be Total Poo, and have _their future wives_ thank you, k'now?
Honestly, I hope those little girls grow up, see what toxic B.S. this is, then _never talk to their parents again_ for having brainwashed them into thinking they're a man's slave.
if im correct this family is a cringe satire account. im not sure if im recognizing the people correctly but the family has 4 daughters named Pampas (meaning Plain), Portabella, Harold (Old for short) and Incisor. theyre not funny apart from the name bits
So much respect and love for The Click
The damn commitment to his jokes, even breaking out the guitar just for the meme
And also mad respect because he makes his sponsor-ads easily distinguishable and makes it easy to scroll past because he uses distinct outfits/ costumes each and every sponsor-ad
Also, one of the most wholesome “haha funny meme guy” channels on all of TH-cam; the life advice has helped me unreasonably much
Click doesn't know the English word for a nut.
Googles it.
Understands joke immediately.
Perfect.
I live for wedding drama. Petition for Click to review r/Sipstea again, it's so good
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Absolutely love how Cliccy goes on about the uncanny, dead stares at 17:25 while completely overlooking Mark Zuckerberg in lower left corner
Pretty sure he spotted him and that's why he specifies "And they're ALL from the Polar Express!"
i knew it lol
Okay I want sure he saw it either. Glad I wasn't the only one
I don't think he did
Fun fact: the vulture bee's "meat honey" isn't actually made from the meat they eat. They make something similar to royal jelly with the meat. The scientists do not know where the honey is coming from.
It's somehow even worse than meat honey if they don't know where it's coming from
It comes from The Creature that Waits Beneath
Anyone wondering about the month joke, they used to be the expected months, but Cesar added two months, bumping them to 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months.
So the guy who efed it up did get stabbed. 😂
Deserved it 😤
Should have added the extra months at the end so as to not mess the order
It was actually the addition of January and February that messed things up. July and August were renamed later, from their original Quintilis and Sextilis. Only found this out recently and thought it was cool and would share.
Wasn't it also the case that the Roman's started the year in March, so September would be the 7th month then?
@@dorinah313 yes, Sept seven, Quin five, sex six.
"I screw, I nut, I bolt." sure is a take on veni vidi vici
I bet Caesar also said the three Vs after he nutted. He seems like that kind of guy.
I laughed out loud, thank you
I'm earlier than a Karen demanding to have her breakfast served at opening time-
Me to
Holy shmoly that's early
YAAAAASSSSS
Holy frick i’m* early
Lol
20:58 I started house training my dad when I was 15. Had a few set backs especially since I don’t live with them anymore but I know his mother taught him to clean and that he did his chores in university. He thought his only chores were mowing and shovelling snow but I don’t think a big strong man shouldn’t have to limit himself like that. He still whines about chores but he’s making progress 🤗.
See, if they taught men to look after men, instead of teaching them to expect a woman to automatically do it, there'd be less Incels. And I'd be able to look after myself.
@@dmgroberts5471 yeah it’s very weird because categorizing what people should learn based off their sex makes no sense. Everyone should know how to cook, clean and fix things. I don’t blame men for not being taught how to do things but not bothering to learn is my issue. All children need to be taught how to be independent people.
22:37 is why we have multiple life sentences. If you have two of them die and get resuscitated, you still have to stay and serve your other sentence, but if you have only one, you get to leave like this guy.
Click's reaction to the car window sticker at 11:30 is funnier than the sticker itself XD
"is it really called a *_nut_* in English?"
"the English language isn't real!"
as a native English speaker I can say: English is a fucked up language I don't know why I speak it
I love how my reaction to 1:57 was the same as Click's. _Yes, own that fit._ 11/10, the power levels are off the charts.
yeah he's slaying hard tho why are his arms always in the power stance
Hopefully everyone had the same reaction he slays
I would LOVE to see Cliccy slay the skirt and fishnets
I support this
We need this
You mean, Cliccy Thiccy
Please 🥺😳
YESSSSSSSSSS
the two people cheating on each other should have a conversation about an open relationship 😂
Yeah that's what I was thinking, but ig not everyone in such situations actually wants an open or poly relationship because they actually like cheating itself more then the idea of having multiple partners? This may be one of those instances where it's ok to not be able to understand someone's logic, though I'm personally not a risk taker so I don't even date, let alone ever consider trying something like that when I'm going off the philosophy that the truth always comes out sooner or later. That's a mess I never wanna have to clean up ^^'
Add to that many people grew up with idea of "traditional relationships" as being the only valid type of dating.
They might not even know there are alternatives, instead they are stuck in something that doesn't fit them, try to make it work, and keep failing.
My mind drifted on this one: Started out as 'that is bro goals' and went to 'what if they're seeing each other's gf'. Then the rabbit hole opened and ended up with the two couples figuring this out, deciding to meet up, and learning that one guy's equipment is extra long and the other's is extra thick with the women just wanting a different experience than they get from their regular bf. And then because my brain is twisted and strange it inserted the church song 'Deep and Wide'.
Yeah, but No, poly IS all about communication and consent and cheating IS very very often about Power and controll. IT IS less a Desire foe mor wegen one Partner then needing the Feeling you have one Up on your "Partner"
23:40 if this is true, that woman needs to be prosecuted. She literally just admitted to intentionally setting a fire that killed two of her children. Idgaf how old she is.
I doubt it is
I think old people just like to f*** with people. Since they get nothing better going on
25:05 easy trick also, just say out loud "you salivate" and whatch if they gulp. People who are asleep don't gulp, also the thought of saliva triggers salivation, so they have to if they heard you.
18:14 Fun fact: uncanny valley most likely came from having to recognize people sick with psychosis-inducing effects, like rabies.
Or dead bodies. Those things are full of diseases and disease carrying bugs
Or perhaps it's from when there was still more then one hominid species on the planet, but idk if I like the implications of that more or less then the other theories because some groups were definitely not friendly to each other and to think modern humans could still have that... Explains a lot, a lot I'd rather not be there to explain
@@discordiacreates6669nah, there's plenty of evidence that most homo sapiens were fine with the other homo species. There would be no advantage to being repulsed by them anyway.
@@polarknight5376 oh good, tbf I hadn't really looked into it because I care a lot more about the history and biology of other species so that's good news to learn
Came here to comment this! Thank you! :)
Also, if early humans were repulsed by other homonids, there wouldn't be so much other homonid DNA in modern humans ;))
25:52 "i wanna have a horse alligator"
Well, there once was a prehistoric crocodilian creature with hooves that ran real fast on land
When someone says "I'm bi", the funnier joke response is "Do you mean bilingual or bipolar?" LOL
Biracial, but good guess!
@@snekysneks Good one!! The updated, even funnier response to "I'm bi" is now "Do you mean bilingual, biracial or bipolar?" LMAO
Add the bicycle
@@blackkitsune6840 Nono, I can't add that! ... Because that's a whole separate joke!!! ;) "I'm bi." "You're a bicycle???" LOL
@@nessat6335 ohhhh I have never realize that those were separate jokes
*The more you know*
Nazgul: "No man can kill me!"
Teletubby, charging towards Nazgul: "AGAIN, AGAIN!"
12:00 - There is a gas station chain in the US called 'KUM-&-GO'
There is a town named Cumming in GA
@@adrian8276 it's not exactly an uncommon name
I really like the idea that someone who is a click fan also thinks deodorant causes cancer and their "natural musk" is appealing who lived somewhere where summers can cook concrete and absolutely refuses to listen to anyones complaints because click said "you smell amazing don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
That would be alice springs in Australia it reaches 120c in summer
hi! im that person right now. i will shower soon because i truly am stinking but im hitting the bed to sleep first
@@antonfowler6582 Can confirm. Coober Pedy sucks, too.
@@antonfowler6582 20c higher than the boiling point of water?
First is true, second is questionable. Boo to cancer-free stew.. always other options :D
Holy shite did anyone else drop their phone when Click started singing? His voice is incredible!
He’s so good at singing omg
You should look up his other channel Mark Deck. He's a beautiful singer! It's half the reason I'm obsessed with this man.
@@feyfox8005 especially his cover of the OwoSong
@@feyfox8005 ikr His Skyrim cover is my favorite
Wasn't he a singer first?
The "life sentence served"-story reminds me, in britain there once was the case of a woman who was sentenced to hanging. But awoke after being unconcious on the way to the cementary. That was one of the reasons they changed the punishment to hanging until death
May be off with some details, haven't read up on that in ages
i dont know the history of the life sentence but im betting something similar happened which is why life sentences are just 45 years and why you can get charged with multiple life sentences
@@isaiahf-d846no I’m pretty sure a life sentence is still a lifetime. The multiple life sentences thing is with multiple charges so that if you get one charge dropped you aren’t just set free. At least that’s what i remember I could be wrong
@@isaiahf-d846 That's one reason. The other is so that, if some of your charges get dropped, you don't get out.
Does Click still owe us him in a maid costume, or did I miss it?
I love seeing Click sing and play the guitar. It warms my heart and makes me smile. Click you have an amazing talent there.
9:02 thought process:
1. SINGING CLICK!!!
2. Wait... maybe Mark's starting to break through the alter ego of The Click which takes over in these videos, new conspiracy theory!!!!
3. Sod it, I just want a new album that are just parody songs like this - lovely stuff
I love Click’s voice. He sings well too. He would make a good actor.
I think he has done voice work.
Something I learn about pranks - if you don't endangere somebody with your pranks, they can't sue you
Life or property. If you damage property they most definitely can press charges.
Ok but the man in the dress at 2:01 looks so good. Absolutely slay king!
9:09
country roads
let's-a go
it's-a me
mario
oki-doki
mamma mia
here we go!
mario
Need this as a short
_"Everything is edible once."_
- The Click, 2023
In a similar vein, any zoo can be a petting zoo if you're not a little crybaby about it...
One old czech movie had similiar line about mashrooms specificly.
15:06 What I always found funny about this condom is that they really think a rapist would care enough to use it?
It's like an expensive bottle of wine that you never actually plan to open, it's about the statement not the functionality
If you went to someone's house and they had consent condoms it would make you feel at ease because they obviously take consent seriously
At least that's how I would "use" them and then just use a normal one
Not to mention that coercing them, threatening them or pressuring them would not be stopped by that
I really hate to say this, but if one person doesn't consent, wouldn't you still want the other to wear a condom?
@@osheridantotally
9:50 so you mean like the Greek version of hell, there's the overall "you're here to suffer" part and there elysium which is literally just a giant town of parties and music inside the overall hell
18:15 I think uncanny valley is because we evolved to avoid corpses . . . you know human looking things that often indicate nearby danger . . .
And carry disease.
It could also be to avoid neanderthals which we might have wanted to avoid for some reason
@mileswelch5185 Correctly reconstructed models of neanderthals don't fall in the uncanny valley.
@@miles820the DNA of Europeans say otherwise
And it got a Lot of autists kill d
Pretty sure that dad with the daughters cleaning up is just taking advantage of their kids as little butlers. I literally thought little free butlers was *the point* of having kids was until I was like 10. My parents did this (when they were even around) when I was very young and now at 35, I still find it difficult not to go around making sure their drinks are always topped off like a server at a restaurant, offering them snacks at regular intervals, etc etc etc when I am around them.
For whatever reason, it resulted in me not being able to motivate myself to do any of these things for myself, and my places always look like a total disaster, and I even used to end up malnutrioned if I'm not taking care of someone else as well.
This was probably the least of the shitty stuff my parents did to, but man can parents really mess you up/make you weird.
Mango will become the second most popular plushie after the emotional support demon on makeship next. Well deserved ❤
11:35 and to make this even more cursed, "Mutter" also means mother in german. the complete german name for that thing would be "schraubenmutter", _(though it's usually just referred to as mutter)_ which literally translates to "screw-mother"
About the uncany valley thing: Yes, there is a benefit to recognise something that looks human but isn't. The 'thing' is a corpse. If you see a corpse, there is a chance that whatever killed them, might still be around and you should get the h*ll outa there.
I think uncanny valley is probably from when there were other hominids coexisting with us.
@@SharkyLunasaurus Likely. There's no evolutionary downside to it currently, so no pressure to lose it.
You can also catch a disease off of a corpse and the instinct that would naturally make us disgusted with an idea of eating one surely doesn’t hurt our chances of survival.
Except they usually don't trigger the Uncanny Valley. For that matter, a human corpse is still human. Just dead.
@@yzma9959 Still, be to avoid a disease or getting slashed by a blood-infused blade, a corpse should be left well alone
9:46 I like the idea of 2 hells... one is the torture chamber - the other is the Metal Concert Festival 🤘😈
The stoat (ermine) is hands down my favorite animal. A perfect combination of infinite cuteness and debthless evil.
Living plushie on path of destruction.
As a Canadian…I can attest to the truth of that very first one. I always say that it’s not fat, it’s insulation! 😜
I carry about an extra 10 lbs or so from having the kids that just refuses to ever go away - my husband has always been a thin guy; his favourite joke is that if he stands sideways and sticks out his tongue he looks like a zipper, lol.
HE freezes all winter long. Me? Even with only one layer of outdoor wear on I’m usually sweating like a hostage all winter long. 🥵😁
'Sweating like a hostage' is now a permanent part of my vocabulary!
Hi, fellow [cold] Canadian here. I, like your husband, am naturally very slim (90 lbs at 5'0"), and am always in multiple layers all winter long. I'm stealing his joke; please thank him for me. 😂
Yeah, fish (and other sea creatures) can get away with getting fat and not have to support their own weight.
*We are not so lucky up here.*
Your singing feels like a warm hug from a good friend. Thank you
Okay that singing part was actually so beautiful I do not know what to do.
Personally I would be all for Cliccy releasing a full version 🙋
He actually does have original songs from a while back
@@ConstantChaos1 ik! They're good
@@somebodyspetbug mark (the click) is so talented
Does he use the range singing that he does speaking?
When Click started talking about double drifting the train to kill the most people, my brain just went "Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before, higher on the beat, ect" and I started quietly laughing, my humor needs help :3
Seeing this lovely man playing a guitar and singing sweetly reminds me of all the things I could be doing with my life (but I'm not)
This is by far my favorite Raycon sponsor video lol. I love this. If I wasn't sold on this before, I am now.
24:08, there might not have been any cheating. Jails sometimes allow conjugal visits. Just depends on what freedoms he’s allowed.
12:23 you saved the best ones for when we were all begging you to stop, well played.
Are we just gonna skirt on past Click singing?! HELLO?! THAT WAS FANTASTIC! like GAWD DAMN, I didn’t know he has the vocal cords of an Angel.
26:02
Riding a giant gator when it does a death roll, do it.
25:27 New headline: "Florida Man becomes Florida King."
Though the part of the Arthurian Legend where he gets a kid with his half-sister is a little more Alabaman than Floridian.... Oh wait. Only half-sister... not full. Okay, Florida is fine.
I had NOT heard abt the semi-incest child part of the story, wtf????
I knew that my day was gonna be okay as soon as Click started to sing
That string of puns at the car bumper sticker had me laughing so hard!!
The real humanitarian answer for the infinite murders trolley problem is the "every real number" side where they're closer because the bodies would very quickly clog up the tracks and start to push away from the trolley rather than be crushed, eventually slowing it. Unlike the more spread out side where the gore and flesh can get ground up between the track and the wheels before the next kill. Not to mention the speed build up.
BRO I WAS NOT EXPECTING CLICK ON THE GUITAR;;;; I can't even laugh at the meme he genuinely made that great
Who else had the mental image of Shagy and Scooby-Doo running from a clown while that song mash up was playing?
14:29 It is said that the Greeks were the first to hold orgies, and that the Romans were the first to invite women to them
*cult of Dionysus enters the chat*
I will never get over how beautiful Click's singing voice is
4:40 In regards to the trolley problem: The smaller infinity means people that have not yet died have more time to mourn their lost loved ones, thus increasing overall suffering. It should be obvious at this point which one is the best approach to the problem.
There is already a run away trolley, it's called natural life span. Still obvious?
24:00 Conjugal visits are a thing.
Click is easily the hottest man I've ever seen. That's like half the reason I watch his videos (that and he's cursed which is also good)
*blushing intensifies*
I mean he is
Hot AND cursed? What could be better!
Best of both worlds 😌
I mean, I didn't think it even needed saying at this point, because DAMN
3:10 OK, so the thing with Mermaids is that if they were real, they couldn't be skinny like they're often depicted and instead would have to either:
a) Have a good layer of fat
Or b) be covered in water-resistant feathers like a penguin.
Hair/fur would create too much drag and weight in the water, so in order to keep a healthy body temperature (which, assuming since they have a "human" half is around 37⁰C, or 98.5⁰F) while also staying mobile enough to avoid any potential predators they would need some kind of heat insulation.
This also then brings up the Sirens, which despite modern media depicting them as almost indistinguishable from Mermaids, were actually originally in Greek Mythology and were more like Harpies, being Birdlike. They originally were mentioned in Homer's Odyssey, however their physical appearance wasn't mentioned until Apollonius of Rhodes' "Argonautica" in the 3rd Century.
THEREFORE, what I'm saying is: Mermaids would actually be chubby Human/Penguin hybrids, not skinny Human/Fish.
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. And yes I'm on the spectrum, why do you ask?
Mermaids are real, we just call them manitees.
@@jessica3863 Last I checked, they don't have a human half and wear clothes. Otherwise, they'd be Mani-titees.
Wouldn't scales be better than feathers?
Assuming the mermaids are in cold waters because they can "naturally" whithstand it (not like seals, who need the extra fat) wouldn't it make more sense to be covered entirely with scales? Although I guess if mermaids are warm blooded creatures the likelihood of fat or feathers increases
Emm sorry, this was really long winded, but my question was how did you reached the feathers conclusion? I've never heard of a mermaid depicted like that before
Also there are selkies from Celtic and Norse mythology which are seal folk. When they come to shore, they take off their seal skins to reveal beautiful human forms underneath. So the seal skins with their blubber is a very good way to keep warm in the cold sea 😊
@Julieta Camara Well for one, this isn't scientific, I'm just a dumbass online posting shit for fun...
BUT, with that said, fish are primarily cold-blooded (with a few exceptions), whereas humans are warm-blooded. Since Mermaids seem to be closer to humans in terms of behaviour, I assumed they would be warm-blooded too.
Fish that are cold blooded use scales to regulate their body temperature by using the temperature of the water around them, this means some fish will have body temps between 40F and 60F, which for a human would be pretty much Lethal. While Fat would be the optimal strategy for Mermaids that spent most of their time in the water, feathers would be more viable for those that have a similar lifestyle to Penguins, where they primarily live on land and simply go into the sea for food or other amenities.
While the idea of Mermaids having a good layer of fat is much more likely (since that's what every other aquatic mammal uses), they're also entirely fictional, so saying they should've been Human/Penguin hybrids was just more entertaining.
Also, there is no such thing as "naturally withstanding" the cold. Every creature will have some way of handling cold environments. It just so happens that seals' tactics of blubber are visible to the naked eye.
11:47 Yes Click, that is seriously called a nut.
Edit: It said “I screw, I nut, I bolt”
Apparently the person really likes hardware… and we call the thing under the nut a bolt
Edit: Ah, I didn’t get to where you noticed that-
4:10 When dealing with infinity, probability becomes frequency.
7:35 at least with the Disney ones I don't think they ever specified their ages...
For the uncanny valley theory, it's most likely corpses. A human corpse will look human but not completely right and might be dangerous to approach, either because the danger that killed it is still there or because it is sick and you light catch the infection. Hope that helped.
I’ve seen a Tumblr thread where someone goes on a rant about it _not_ being corpses, but people with rabies
@@genesisofthebetweenThat thread legit haunts me and comes to mind every time Uncanny Valley comes up.
Corpses is a good theory, rabies is also a good (and terrifying,) theory, I've heard someone think it might be related to coming into contact with other species in the genus homo, (tho it appears we have a noticable amount of Neanderthal DNA in modern humans.)
29:00 there may be many fish in the sea, but there's a crocodile with a knife in its head.
13:47 Julius Caesar messed it up by adding July and August
augustus is responsible for august!
4:08 Fun fact about infinity: if you manage to pull off multi-track drifting, you aren't killing any more people than if you did nothing, though the people on the second track might disagree. Man, infinity is weird.
Math is scary
8:15 I actually adore vulture bees, they are so cool. ALSO, their meat honey is apparently just as sweet as regular honey
Doesn't matter how it tastes, I draw the line at eating something called meat honey. (We're all allowed to be irrational about something.)