As a black person whos hair was naturally bright red until I was around 12 I can confidently say that you can blame your family for your weird genetics. At least I had cousins with it who understood the frustration of having adults not believing that you've never dyed your hair.
Oh, that's really cool! Are you Polynesian by any chance? I know that there are certain tribes where there is higher incidence of redheads. (I'm also a ginger and I do way too much off-topic research haha)
Same. Mine was brown, red on the ends, with a bit of blond around the edges. It got darker as I got older. Now it's a dark brown, no black. No one ever believes me who didn't know me as a child or see pictures. Given, my red was very much from the sun. It might probably still turn red if I ever spent real time outside, but the blond is gone for good.
@@girl1213 plus, MC1R isn't the only gene that encodes for red hair! The variants of MC1R that cause red hair are generally associated with overall lighter skin, but they're mainly present in Middle Eastern and European populations- darker-skinned people with red hair often have a different type of mutation.
I had a friend growing up who was full blooded Mexican and was born with bright red hair and fair skin (despite this he looks EXACTLY like the rest of his family, no denying the relationship). It stayed like that even as an adult, genetics are wild haha
Honestly, the little girl faking sleep in the car is relatable. No other feeling will ever compare to being carried to bed barely awake as a small child. Ah, memories from happier times.
You're right about that. Man's the time Dad or Mom would carry me into the house after going to the drive in theater in Limerick, PA. Saw many of my first movies there.
I always ended up moving rooms in the middle of the night and had assumed I was carried there by some weird night beings ...turns out I just walked there
Going with the “kids explaining their dad’s jobs poorly” theme, my dad worked in the local federal prison as a cook supervisor, and once, someone asked me in front of my mom where my dad was at the time, to which I replied “Oh, he’s in jail,” causing my mom to immediately have to explain what was really going on. It eventually became a running joke, because he would sometimes pull overtime and work the night shift(food prep, the detention center, etc), and so we’d sometimes say, “Well, Dad’s in jail again,” or something like that, and it’d be funny every time. He’s retired now, and he got a kick out of that joke, too
Mine was in the bar all the time with the drunks for a while, he went to hotels with his lady friends for a summer, and had a bunch of weddings behind my mom's back. Your dad working in kitchens is the best for "explain it badly" moments
The same has happened to me. My daughter said in daycare ”mom will pick me up when she gets out of prison”. Needless to say, didn’t have to chat with the other parents since everyone feared me. Still in prison and i blame my daughter for having no friends.
That’s so funny! My story is less cool, but as a 7 or so years old I had to write about my parents’ job for school and I went into great detail about my mom being a housewife, while only stating “he’s always outside” about my dad. My teacher called my mom to talk about it, cause she was suspecting some neglect/abuse situation with him going on, and she had to explain how he was outside working for his construction company during the day 😅 though I think I worked it like that cause I never felt he was emotionally present even when he was there, but didn’t know how to say it. So, in a weird way, I was also stating the truth, which is kind of sad.
My dad is a police officer and every job interview they ask you if you ever have come into contact with police and I always say: "Yeah on the daily..." and just watch their confused faces
There was a podcast where a host shared the following story from his childhood: When the host was a small child, his parents told him Santa wasn’t real. What he took from that, however, was Santa had died. He told his class that. Kids were crying because Santa had died and he got in trouble for it.
The 'Emma Watson' mask is actually nearly a decade old at this point. It wasn't AI but a person was able to superimpose the image over the frames of the video.
That's actually really cool! I was going to call it AI b/c the hair just shrank and disappeared right at the end but that makes way more sense and it comes out more impressive.
1:06 there was a military surgeon who was just a random dude who stole the identity of a surgeon and while on a ship he had to do surgery on soldiers with shrapnel chest wounds. You could probably guess what happened. THATS RIGHT! He did such a good freaking job he got an award and was on the news!
Fun fact: the cancer gun was made by Wayne tech (you know Batman) but wait it gets better. Turns out acording to the writers it’s a cancer curing gun just you know limited space for the name. The guard actally had cancer but by seeing the doctor he catches it early and changes careers thus giving his family a better life
I once worked the graveyard shift at a gas station. People would come to me for their alcohol late at night. Local gangster boss lived directly across from us. I’m polite and make small talk with said gang boss whenever he comes for beer. Dude promises that no one will bother me during my shift. Thanked him but put it out of my mind. Few months later he comes in with a gun drawn and two other people following him, guns also drawn. Immediately put my hands up thinking he’s here to rob the store. Turns out he saw some kids on the side of the lot with knives that were periodically sneaking looks inside the store and came over to “protect me”. Never had a single beer run or robbery the entire time I worked there but the store had 3 within a few months of me leaving.
I will never get forcing carnivores to eat vegan diets. Nothing against vegans as a whole, most aren't this stupid. But, like...humans can be vegan no problem, we're omnivores descended from mostly herbivores, but the carnivorous pets kinda need their natural diets or they'll, y'know, die horribly sooner or later.
Only acceptable time to make Carnivores vegan is if like your dog is allergic to meat or some other wild circumstance. Any other time is at best fucking stupid and at worst abuse
I'm pretty sure the one about autism was actually about schizophrenia. Which can exist in one person simultaneously, but are two very different things.
It's actually a pretty well established thing that Peter Parker has shared his secret identity a few times with terminally ill patients. Not just kids, but also villains.
The one with the girl fake sleeping is funny, but it also kinda makes me sad because one of the great joys of being a kid was being carried to bed after a long car ride. My parents never questioned if I was asleep, maybe they even knew that sometimes I wasn’t, but it made me feel so safe and taken care of
I'm pretty sure if I could walk and I was awake, my parents made me walk into the house after a long car ride. I might have been carried a couple times, but not usually
Much same but I often was drifting in and out of sleep. Plus I was always the one who was difficult to get to bed lol if they'd made me stand up and walk they would've never gotten me back to bed.
Being carried to bed after a long car ride is one of the many things I miss about being a child (right up there with being unaware of what politics are, believing that I would be rich and happy when I grew up, and not having to deal with the slow crush of existential dread because my generation is being systematically screwed over at every turn)
When I was a kid, we were doing a civics unit and the teacher mentioned courthouses and I said "oh, my mom is in court all the time, I think she said it's usually family court" My mother then had to explain to my teacher that she's a social worker who often accompanies her clients to court as moral support
Consider a wholesome "you have someone to take care of, you call me," where instead of getting rid of a person, they literally take care of people in need, like, coming to cook meals or helping them clean their house
Business idea: Gangster-themed in-home care for the elderly and disabled. All our packages sound like mafia hits, it's more entertaining than regular care services, and half our staff is literally just undercover cops. Not because of authenticity, but because we "take care" of "difficult relatives".
@@Kartoffelkamm"How can I trust you to do the job well?" "Oh, you'll see. We'll take him out by tomorrow, our people are very skilled." Dinner, they're talking about dinner.
6:31 fun fact: the act of doing the "cheers" and hitting your glasses together first was commonly used in medieval time, because number of deaths by drink poisoning was very high, people started doing it so hard their drink spills into the other persons drink, and vice versa, as a sign of trust but also a test to see if the poisoned it. So Puddin' and Rocketman are doing it wrong
I thought the proper way for heads of state to get around poisoning attempts was to force someone to consume some first, and putin definitely known to employ a taster on his staff so not sure why hes cagey unless he already knows its poisoned as he ordered it.
And actually, it's a complete myth, I mean you would have to smash glasses so hard to get smthg close to 50/50 mix (aka smthg that wouldn't just kill you and give the other guy stomach ache). And rich people used to drink in glasses made out of glass - not the cheapest nor sturdiest one either - so bad idea)
@@GrumbleGamer18 I'm still gonna call him "Cap'n Crazypants" P.S. There's a neat browser plugin from xkcd that changes words to make the Internet more fun (e.g. change "car" to "cat" to read about a five-cat pileup, and change "senators" to "elf lords" and "could not be reached for comment" to "is guilty and everybody knows it"), and when I was using it I changed NK's leader to Cap'n Crazypants. Don't think I ever ran across his name in the wild, too bad, would've been funny.
I've actually experienced the "you feel asleep" one before. The weird thing about it is that you don't remember any of the falling asleep or waking up, and your body doesn't feel as though you've been asleep. It's hard to describe, but there's a certain "I was asleep a minute ago" feeling that was just... missing.
I get this occasionally, but it's usually when I'm fairly tired and it's not typically a full night's sleep, because then I'd wake up feeling refreshed. I also find it tends to happen most when I'm not trying to or am struggling to get to sleep. It'll just suddenly be several hours later, but feel like no time has passed. It's especially bizarre when you don't fully get up, and other people are around, so you just have a mashed together set of memories of people being in different places around you and then it's like four hours later.
23:52 This happened in the comics too. Spiderman is so damn wholesome and loving to his own fault. He stayed with Sandman as he slowly crumbled, took a child with cancer on an adventure, tried to save a homeless child that used pictures of him as a blanket, visited so many children in bad situations. He is, The Amazing Spiderman in so many ways.
That EXACTLY how my mother tried getting me use to having water on my face. Held a washcloth over my face and waterboarded me. I turned out super fucked up and still can't shower without having flashbacks. Do not, under any circumstance, do this to anyone.
If I ever had to teach a child to grow accustomed to water on their face, I'm just having them take a shower. The water will flow from their hair onto the face, and I'd challenge them to stay in the shower for a minimum of 5 minutes
The girl who sent those thousands of texts is currently unfit to stand trial because she's still under the delusion that her and the person she stalked are in love. In one interview she said something like "I want to go to trial because i know the jury will be on my side. And the court will order that we get married." She's genuinely delusional
There's actually a specific condition that I can't remember the name of, those people who get obsessed with celebrities and think the same have the same disorder
The Spider-Man cartoon with the terminally ill child is based on the comic The Kid Who Collects Spider-Man. It's one of the most beloved Spider-Man stories out there. The story is basically Spider-Man visiting a child that is a huge fan of his. He tells the kid his origin story, what his night patrols are like and really opens up. Before leaving he reveals his identity as Peter Parker. As the comic ends we see the sign and realise why Peter told this kid his whole story. It is a really beautiful story that is many people's introduction to Spider-Man comics and in my opinion shows why he's such a beloved hero.
I must be your natural enemy then, since i geniunely love me a good pun and will belly-laugh with full force if i think it's even remotely clever or funny.
As an autistic person, the closest thing I have to psychedelic experiences is the inability to ignore sounds. Go to a public place, note every single noise you hear, even the quiet ones, and try to understand how overwhelming it gets when you hear all of them at the same time all the time.
Same here. In my country motorcycles are very popular due to traffic congestion so they are everywhere. I have to stick my fingers in my ears every time a motorcycle drives by... not to mention ambulances, police cruisers, fire trucks, and people with really loud voices. I can't go into malls or crowded places because it's exhausting for me to be around so many people - I literally need a week where I talk to no one after such an event.
I know the feeling all too well. Oddly I guess that's why my voice is loud.... To make a futile attempt to drown the noise in more noise.... I enjoy being autistic, not.
Yeah I live in Vegas with the tism Migraines galore. I love visiting the strip but hate it so much at the same time due to the super excessive noise and lights, and scammers who force themselves on you. Can't go without my partner to deal with them because of my social issues. He had to pay for bracelets though because I've been targeted a lot and there's scammers who'll force jewelry on your arms
Too much! I never leave the house without my noise canceling headphones :) Sometimes if I'm talking to someone and walking, I don't notice the noise as much, but oh man once I'm alone it feels like I was hit by a truck
The one in the beginning about the dead grandpa's nonpayment of child support reminded me of a story I heard when I first started working at a pharmacy. Guy was dead for several months, but his prescriptions were set to be mailed to him automatically. Apparently no one told the pharmacy he was dead, so they kept sending them until his wife finally said something, and that's why mailed prescriptions aren't autofilled anymore.
For what it’s worth, dogs CAN technically survive without meat, unlike cats. It’s just that you REALLY need to make sure that diet has everything they need, and you need to understand they’re STILL gonna eat cheese and beef. They’re more omnivorous than we give them credit for
And to add to that, the food dogs eat aka dry kibble and even the canned food, most don't even have meat in them anyway. It's essentially a vegan meal, but more nutritious than actual vegan food 😂@@spindash64
My kid does the opposite of faking being asleep. She will fall asleep anywhere and sleeps like a rock. She once was sleeping in her sister's laundry basket all curled up like a cat with about 5 stuffed animals.
@teathesilkwing7616 LOL, pretty sure it's not narcolepsy. She's just a really active kid who wears herself out, takes a power nap, then wakes up and plays some more.
@@teathesilkwing7616 I think this is a common myth, narcolepsy is not usually "sleeping like a rock" or falling asleep standing up. I actually was shocked when I was diagnosed with narcolepsy, since I had such a big misconception of what it's actually like. I used to have a lot of trouble falling asleep, only in the last 2 years did I start sleeping (mostly) soundly... but then I realized I was still tired even though I was finally sleeping enough. I never felt like I passed out against my will and I am a very light sleeper. I thought my tiredness was just cuz I was out of shape and I thought my brain fog and memory problems were just adhd. Narcolepsy is when the sleep cycles are all messed up and you have too much REM, which makes it so the sleep isn't restful, so sometimes I felt like I hardly slept at all. When I finally had a sleep study, they did a few nap tests during the day where I just had to lay down for 30 minutes. I swear I felt fully conscious the whole time, I wanted to sleep but they came back too soon for me to get any rest, I didn't feel like I fell asleep at all. But they said my brain entered REM within 4 minutes every time which is one of the most extreme cases they've seen (normally you don't go into REM until 90 minutes of sleep) ... it's scary that I don't even realize I'm asleep, and neither does anyone else, because I sleep so lightly that I wake up and respond as if I was totally alert. Anyways I'm doing ok since I got prescription drugs and thanks for listening to my ramble if you read this far :)
That's fascinating, thank you for sharing! Narcolepsy feels like one of those medical conditions like amnesia where the "pop" understanding of the issue has almost nothing in common with the IRL version? Did the overnight sleep study thing some years back as part of trying to manage fibro-related insomnia, & it was super-interesting...? I don't think most people realise how enormously having disrupted sleep patterns impacts everything from your memory to your weight management to your digestion. Really glad you're doing better with meds, and hope it's helped in terms of persistent feelings of fatigue!
1:30 Something similar happened to my Grandma. Some company was getting after her because my Grandpa wasn't paying for something.... He's been dead for 3 years now.
Oh no Click, the retirement cash in was waay funnier. There was a TV crew that went to congratulate this dead person on being the oldest in recorded history or smth, only to find their relatives living off the deceased's pension 🎂🎂
@@Merrsharr So I found the original video that this is an edit of. It's in reality just a fairly non-descript and not particularly lifelike mask, and the person wearing it has their actual face blurred at all times. Emma Watson and Sofia Vergara's likenesses are both edited on. It's also way too old to be an AI work. It's also too centered on human perceptions, with a lot of effort going in to making the mask look good in the beginning and minimal effort to cover up the issues during and after the unmasking, while effort was put into making sure Sofia's face at the end looked good. AI would not be nearly so selective with its effort.
I don't get what's so wrong with the girl's question about essential oils 🤔 it's like asking what's your favorite incense, what's so bad about that? A lot of people like essential oils bc they smell good.
Grifters (and people who misunderstand their use) ruined essential oils on online discourse. I like aromatherapy and herbalism, but avoid taking about them due to unhinged moms and companies like doTERRA that (hopefully hyperbole) claim they can treat cancer with lavender oil.
There's plenty of death in other places, though. Dead coral Galar Corsola, Annihilape/Primeape being too angry to fully die, Basculegion being possessed by fallen Basculin...
For those who don't know, the 'pour water on a face cloth over the face' thing is actually legit, but, very importantly, they're sitting up at the time. It gets young kids used to the feeling of their face being underwater and holding their breath if they're anxious about being submerged without putting them in any danger.
No, sitting up doesn't make it legit. Sitting up won't necessarily stop the cloth from suctioning to your airways. There's no need for a cloth to be involved in this at any point. Y'all can F right off with that BS.
@@seigeengine It's a method to help young kids learn to hold their breath, without them being submerged, under controlled conditions. Obviously just sitting up won't stop the cloth from suctioning, but it stops the water from going into their airways. The parent of course needs to make sure the child is okay throughout, it's not like you just put a wet cloth on their face and walk away. You're perfectly welcome to add other/alternative methods.
That sounds like something that might give me a panic attack as a full grown adult. I almost drowned as a kid and even though I got noticed very quickly and didn't have any bad health effects, it was still very scary and I don't like having my face underwater because of it. I can shower just fine, but the idea of sitting with a wet cloth covering my face is so suffocating to think about.
About the hitman thing: that's a trap. Once you ask organized crime for something like that they have more than enough to blackmail you, forever. They aren't "impressed by your kindness". It's just a manipulative psycho being a manipulative psycho.
Fun fact Cliccy: herbivorous animals, depending on circumstances, WILL eat other animals. It's mainly due to a lack of nutrients or minerals that makes them do so. There have been cows who will eat snakes and deer who've been found eating corpses. Let's all remember that herbivorous means a MOSTLY vegetarian diet. Not exclusively a vegetarian diet :) Edit: removed unnecessary text that convoluted it 😆
@@Zigonceyoutube doesn't allow links but the comment is correct, the first vaccuum cleaners were literally wagons drawn by horses. it's kinda like those stereotypical snake oil salesman, or a travelling doctor from western movies.
Early vacuum cleaners had little rotating knives in the tube to shred incoming debris. There are medical records/studies out there of men who shredded their private parts...
Dogs do often enjoy fruits and vegetables, but they're just treats that can't make up their entire diets. I think that the human equivalent would probably be cake. The average person is excited to eat cake, but if you're forced to eat cake for your whole life, you'd feel awful. Then if you ever get the chance to eat a salad or anything with nutrients that your body needs, you'd jump at it immediately.
I'm pretty sure both maps of fursuit owners and bigfoot sightings also match with a population density map of the USA ˆˆ The more there are people, the more there are furries and Bigfoot sightings. Which seems logic for furries, but isn't Bigfoot supposed to be a wild animal fleeing human contact? XD
Can't run from humans if there's no humans to run from? Makes sense that as more humans come there would be more humans seeing an animal run from them.
@@OsiumPium There's nowhere in the US where there is absolutely no humans 😅 I just say it's weird that Big Foot would be more seen in New York than in a wild park like Yellowstone, I'm pretty sure there's more bears sightings in areas like Yellowstone than in Washington XD Also, weird how Big Foot's range covers all the USA, when most big animals have been driven out by humans 😅
You gotta remember, it's the Americans we are talking about, the more people there are, the more likely it is that some crackhead seeing maybe a red fox furry and reporting it as a big foot
It's close but not completely accurate. I live in a major city area that was *not* lit up by bigfoot sightings. Just the furries. I guess furries must be common enough here we know not to call it bigfoot lol
8:43 - 9:00 this isn't AI. For one thing, I remember seeing this gif floating around Tumblr back in like 2014 or something, predating a lot of current AI software. It's actually done the old fashioned way with digital editing, simply combining footage of Emma and Sophia to make it seem like the one is taking off a mask of the other
8:45 I think in this Video the Woman is using a generic looking mask so the Deepfake can be layered above it more easily. Which is really frickin' terrifying
@@fool4343 Well, you have the base video of the person taking off the silicone mask, which was part of a product demonstration (by Kerry Johnson, who made those masks - maybe still does). Someone took that and put Emma Watson over the top, stopping on a freeze frame when the mask starts distorting so they can follow that, until the face is so distorted that they do away with Emma, and then overlayed Sofia Vergara on the person underneath. The silicone mask doesn't have hair itself but can be worn with a wig of your choosing, which I assume was already taken off when the video starts. Photo manipulations like that are pretty common in female masking (fetish) art, someone just put in the extra effort to do it on a video.
@@yamato9753 "Handmade" in the sense that no AI or deepfake software was involved, because those didn't exist yet. Not sure how good video editing software was with tracking back then, so that might have been done frame by frame, too.
Click: "That's so silly, it'd be like having cows and only feeding them meat :)" Me, burdened with knowledge and remembering the origins of the so-called "mad cow disease": 👁️👁️
And then the whole CJD thing, thankfully I had been a vegetarian for a good few years before that stuff went down.. I'll admit, I felt a tad smug about it, lol
@Thefan they weren't just being fed meat, they were being fed cow meat - specifically their brains - in the pellet food they were given. It wasn't the fact it was meat, it was the cannibalism.
@@firefangredmoon5961 Yes. Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) is a prion disease. Prions are misfolded proteins that have the ability to induce misfolding in normal version of that protein, and proteins are like the machinery of our cells. The "Spongiform" part basically refers to how the brains of those with it end up having tons of tiny holes in them, like a sponge. The gist is that cow tissue (including brains and spinal cords) was being processed and fed back to cows, leading to the spread of these prions. Humans eating these cows could develop a prion disease themselves. There are also similar prion diseases spread through humans via cannibalism, primarily by cultures that consumed their dead ritualistically. Prions are also nasty because they're typically extremely resilient. It's very hard to destroy them. You need either extreme temperatures or things like high temperatures combined with an extremely alkaline environment, or something like that. I'm going off memory.
For the Emma Watson computer made clone. I love how Click was so focused on watching how the "suit" molds off, when her hair completely vanishes a few seconds later. 8:43
Mark, the most wholesome and affirming thing you could do is just wear the maid's uniform. Not for a subscriber special or for charity or anything else. Just get it and wear it, cos you want to, and cos yeah, you'd look fantastic.
@@JenniSeven7 Don't draw any attention to it at all, and then after 30 minutes be like "oh this? Why yes, I did get my nails done, thank you for noticing."
6:50 I did this yesterday in my mythology class. We were dicussing fairytales and when children's books and stories became a thing. Naturally, we got to "well a lot of original fairytales aren't very kid friendly" and I sat for a minute with my hand slightly raised just to say "You could say old fairytales are pretty...Grimm..." Only my teacher and one other person laughed in a class of like 25, but damn was it worth it
19:43 when i fake slept in bed my parents would just randomly say things like "huh thats weird, they usually do push ups in their sleep" and then try SO hard to hold in their laughter as they watched me do it.
39:12 Fun fact The "queen" in chess was originally a General/Warchief. The piece having the most directions and mobility represents the general's strategies reaching around the battlefield. Also 39:27 yikes, that's quite the selection for making _übersoldaten_
Pedantic fact: The original "queen" in chess (the ferz, or so Wikipedia tells me) could only move one square diagonally. She acquired her power in Spain during the 15th century, possibly inspired by Queen Isabella I's reign. Also: if Steve Rogers started out like _that_ , just imagine what those guys would become.
The school altering that kids face it hurts me as someone with self confidence issues i hate smiling with my teeth or when someone tells me to smile so if my school did this i would feel so bad like i was ugly even though i know im not i feel so bad for that kid.
"You can't be awake for 8 hours just rolling around in bed," Biggest lie I've heard since Mojang said they put the farlands back into minecraft. I've done it so many times that it's hard to believe I actually slept. Stuffy nose, plane rides, car rides, couch bed, basement dwellings, the voices, sibling, washing machine, dishwasher, dryer, you name it.
30:35 The show is really open with Ferb having a massive crush on Vanessa, though. There's one episode where they're in the blueprint shop together and Ferb is day-dreaming about Vanessa falling in love with him so hard that he picks up the wrong plans.
I never watched the show but I swear I've seen a screenshot where those canonically ended up together in the future? Maybe fake though? I thought she was a literal adult and he was like 10 so kind of hoping it was fake 😅
@@melbapeach162 Nah, she's still a teenager. I'd say 15-16, same age as Candace (the boys' older sister). Her mum wouldn't need to drop her off with her dad (Dr Doofenshmirtz) whenever she has a gig with the ladies' group or something else if she were an adult.
@@melbapeach162 She is about four or five years older than Ferb, so them dating when they are older should be fine. And I don't know if the screenshot you saw is real, but yes, that scene exists.
Technically the final season and episode of Phineas and Ferb was set 10 years later as Phineas, Ferb, and the rest of their friends were graduating from high school, and Candace and Vanessa were entering college or university iirc
33:05 My dad used to manage a rent-a-car franchise. The things he was seen are the reason anytime we get a rental car ourselves, we get the full coverage insurance add-on. It's usually like $15-20 for a 4 day rental but if ANYTHING happens, we can just had them the keys and say "Here's your car!" But we also don't trash the car because we have common decency and compassion for those working in the service industry or retail.
The problem with essential oils is people attributing what's essentially (pun intended) placebo effect to the oils themselves and then blow their effectiveness assumptions out of proportions. Essential oils can be great for skin and respiratory problems, depending on the plant or plants that oil was extracted from, obviously, and the correct method of usage. And can also somewhat help with brain conditions like a headache or mood due to proximity of olfactory glands and blood vessels to the brain. But essential oils won't cure cancer, grow limbs or replace your failing kidney. Also, essential oils may flare up someone else's allergies due to it being inherently impossible to control where the vapors go once you have it in the open evaporating, so no using them in closed or crowded public spaces or near someone you know have a specific allergy
So as an Australian I need to correct the myth about Koalas. They are not permanently high. The reason they sleep so much is because they don't get a lot of energy from the gum leaves, but it is the only thing they can eat. Think of them as an Australian sloth. Eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat sleep, then shit. then repeat.
The funny part is that koala's diets are extremely toxic even to themselves. Of the very minimal energy they get from their diet, at least 80% of that is used to process the toxins, requiring them to sleep so much
It's worse than that. Koala stomachs never evolved to digest plant matter, so the reason they sleep is to slow down their digestive system to absorb more nutrients
@@owengoulding7535 True, I am not sure of people's biology background so was mostly keeping it simple. They didn't evolve to digest it as a herbivore because in the past (in evolution terms) they were omnivores, then before that they were carnivores. If you look at the dentition of a modern koala they have vestigial canines, which no true herbivore has. Thus they used to eat flesh as the canines are only there to tear apart flesh. Koalas aren't just the snuggly little floof they appear to be. Also the thylacoleo was related to koalas, they were marsupials that looked like koalas, longer arms, climbed trees, ambush predator, carnivore. So dropbears did exist about 20,000 years ago along side the giant wombats, giant kangaroos and many other species that were larger in the past.
15:15 my mom did something similar. My dad was a boss of his own small office and he hired a new receptionist. My mom walked in and when she asked for my dad, "John" she was told that he was busy at the moment. She told the receptionist in a fake annoyed stuck up tone "Tell John his girlfriend said to hurry up already or we will be late to our reservation!" Apparently, the receptionist looked shocked and quickly scurried over to quietly tell my dad instead of using the speakerphone. My Mom was cackling once The new girl found out.
1:25 This just goes to show how sad this system is. My elderly dad keeps getting harassment from New York about "unpayed child support". Those kids are full grown adults and he had cared for my siblings ever step of the way. Not to mention the fact that he was basically forced out of an already terrible arrangement. He made visits as much as he could, gifted more than enough money, and yet some how there are thousands of dollars in debt cropping up out of no where. We do *not* live in New York. America is wild 😭
34:48 This could've been a _lot_ worse. I forget where it is, but there's a museum somewhere that has on exhibit a log with a mummified hunting dog stuck in it. The dog got stuck at some point in the past and wasn't found until years later when the tree was felled for lumber and the saws miraculously missed the dog by inches. The dog was several meters up the tree. They determined that it must've chased some animal into the tree and managed to squeeze itself in until it couldn't go back anymore so the only thing it could do was keep pushing up until it got stuck.
7:59 I suspect that's just effectively a population density map. Yes, with more people you get both more people with fur suits and more people that can erroneously see big foots.
Or random hikers are actually seeing "big foot" but it's really just Tommy in a Furry Suit because that makes sense. I think that's the intention of the post, but I could see people getting it flipped.
There is an XKCD comic about this. Maps that show where certain types of people live are going to reflect normal population density maps, and therefore you get situations where Correlation is mistaken for causation.
(Ik this is old, but I just wanted to pipe in and say that (29:35) putting food in your pockets so search doggos will find you first does not work, as they are trained to ignore all other scents than human (or whatever they are searching for atm).).
The hit man thing happened to my grandma. She was a corrections officer and she was nice to an inmate who after getting to know each other offered to off my grandpa who would beat her and my dad and uncle. My grandpa was a notable cop.
@@witherschat Cause acab? Domestic abuse happens way more often in situations where one of the people in the relationship is a cop, cause if the other person were to call the cops, the cops would most likely believe their cop buddy over their partner/want to protect their cop buddy more than a random person they don't know.
Ok, the creepy thing about that VR one just before 29:29 is that a dad literally did that. Got into a relationship online using his son’s photo and name (while son was at college). I think his wife found out and ratted him out to her before they could meet though… can’t remember for sure. But it was a very alarming story.
Search and rescue dogs are actually trained to ignore food when they're on the job. Any destroyed building will have food in it somewhere, so they need the dogs to disregard it and focus on finding people. There's a whole process they go through to teach the dogs, that's not what we're doing right now. Not saying having hot dogs in your pocket wouldn't help, though.
about being cringe on purpose,When i was younger i tried to convince my super religious mom that i was an atheist and didn't want to do anything christian related anymore but she didn't accept it,so in one church event (which i was forced again to participate) i just stand there the whole time,the meeting was over 3 hours and i was asked several times to sit down but thanks to the power of hate i stayed there. The next day i could see that my mom heard about the meeting bv she was super embarrassed, and now with confirmation that this works i just did that every time at church and she had the choice:leave me be my atheist self or be super awkward with the church frieds, thankfully she picked the first one. The best way to avoid situations like this is just make everyone so uncomfortable that they ask you to leave
Yep. The last time my parents double booked me and made me cancel my plans so they wouldn't look bad backfired epically on them. I was told to call my troop leader and explain to her why I couldn't volunteer that weekend like I'd said I could. So I called her up and told her "I'm sorry but I won't be able to volunteer this weekend. Sorry for the late notice, but my parents just informed me they volunteered me to help at church tomorrow without checking if I was free, so they told me to call you and explain that I can't come tomorrow because keeping commitments is important". I got in trouble "for making them look bad" (like no, you did that all by yourself), but they never did it again. They even had the audacity to try to tell me I never asked about going, until I pointed out that the event was written on the calendar in my mother's handwriting, which was then crossed out to add the event they voluntold me for. So not only did they know I had an event, they knew when they wrote it on the calendar and still blamed me. All future times they failed to check if I was free they made the phonecalls. The extra fun time was the time "I only figured out the night before I'd double booked myself" when my plans for the next day were sleeping in cause I didn't have plans.
As regards the question about developing autism on purpose... I wouldn't say that autism is like having a constant psychedelic trip sensory-wise. It's more like being constantly drunk and overly aware of your surroundings. (At least, it is for me- I have massive hypersensitivity, I know that others have hyposensitivity.)
@@AIHumanEquality yeah... I just have never heard of someone describing it as being like being high. The implications of that post were that the friend was the one who said that it was like his uncle was high all the time and not the uncle saying it. I can see autistic people looking high from an outside perspective though...
@@tomlxyz I haven't gotten properly drunk before, but I have gotten inhalation drunk, and it turned my already hypersensitive senses up to eleven. It's an _interesting_ sensation.
Tbh I don't understand why tf anyone would wanna develop autism on purpose, like just... That's weird. Then again though, I was born with it and I'm often terrible at wording things correctly, don't get 100% of social cues (though I think I learned pretty fast all things considered) and struggle with complex things- including complex emotions, goes about as well for me as trying to figure out the instructions on a manual that didn't come with an English translation... If ya really wanna know how that ended, the thing got installed backwards but it still sorta worked so oh well ig ^^'
32:42 I’m surprised that there isn’t more Zoroark or Salazzle art. Zoroark literally has a Pokédex entry: “Seeking to ease the burden of solitude, lonely trainers tell Zoroark to show illusions to them.” Caught Zoroark have seen things.
I have an incredibly painful nerve disease and until they found a med that helped my disease, all they could do was treat my pain with sedatives, muscle relaxants & morphine. I spent about 13 yrs without being able to focus, complete full sentences that make sense. I refer to them as my zombie years. High almost constantly, dazed, sometimes almost tripping. I feel like those years were stolen from me. I HATE taking my painkillers when I need them because I loath the feeling of confusion and all the other side effects.
I remember getting my highschool graduation photos. I was 15 at the time (highschool is different here, most graduate at 16, I was just born in early September so I was a little younger). Anyways, got my photos, and i thought i looked fine. Mom took me to get them redone by some old dude in his basement and they both had me stand there while they picked apart every single last inch of my face and fixed me up in Photoshop. This was in the early 2000s. I was bullied for being mixed race and fat and they just... Made me look like someone I wasn't. They took my curly hair, my complexion, my freckles, eye colour, teeth, lips, my bushy eyebrows, jaw, chin, everything. I HAD dimples, just not in the right place and obviously not the right size, and also we had to put makeup on my photo, even if i was never comfortable with wearing it, since even back then, i knew i was a boy... It was insane. I'm part Jewish and Native on my dad's side. The person they made me into looked absolutely nothing like me. Really messed up with my head.
@@incineroar9933 yeah... I'm also Jewish, and if someone had tried to Photoshop me to look more conventionally attractive, there would be punching involved.
As someone who has trouble with insomnia I can honestly say I tossed and turned for hours and did not nap. Time did not pass quickly and after about three hours I give up trying and get back up and do something else, read, paint, puzzles, for a few hours then try again. No luck get dressed and face the day.
Well, to be honest my dog knows no difference between plantbased protein and actual meat 😂 Atleast in my country we have plant based protein products that are really similar to meat products. Especially chicken is weirdly easy to "copy". But I don't know if the plant based proteins would be safe and healthy as the only source of protein for dogs. Then again most dog food is mostly wheat and stuff like pig skin and lungs... My dog also likes tomatoes, carrots and stuff like that. But the dog food I buy her is almost pure meat, bones and fish, only a little cereals. And the family eats mostly plant based and fish 😂
Wifebeater as the name for a tank seems to have died down somewhat, the whole boomerish 'get home, lose the work clothes, and be angry/drunk/agro' business seems to not show up as often in mainstream stuff (which 25yrs ago, it was still super common)
36:03 In that case I also saw an angel tear out another angels tail and rip a weasel appart. Oh, and in our neighborhood an angel cracked a child's skull with its teeth. Though maybe you could say that that's more biblically accurate than what is commonly referred to as an "angel" nowadays.
37:05 I like to imagine that someday in the future an archaeologist finds the Bass Pro Shop Pyrmaid and makes wild theories for how it could be connected to the pyramids of Egypt.
I once woke up from my bed and headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast, I then woke up because that was a dream and headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast, I then woke up from THAT dream and headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast. I went through that loop maybe seven more times getting more and more frustrated until my Mom came into my bedroom and woke me up for real, and she was upset with me because I hadn’t eaten breakfast yet. Don’t mess with dreams, folks.
@@kaleenar963 This happens to me so often it's so frustrating. It's when you're *trying* to wake up and your brain is like "nah, we have waking up at home" and just puts you in a dream
I'm pretty sure that's what the scenario described in the video was. A person fell asleep, dreamed about going to bed, and then woke up in bed thinking that the dream had been the events of the previous night.
@@haz6908this happened to me whenever im very sick from fever, the last time it happened i was stuck in a steampunk-esque factory that formed into a maze with huge machinery and pipes everywhere. But wherever i go, i would always go back to the middle of the maze and the faster i run the more my head hurts. It then turned into a bird's eye view and i can see the layout of the maze somehow, but i will always return to the middle wherever i go. Ive spent like hours waking up and sleeping only to return to that damn maze. Its one of the worst dream ive had, and its not like horror type scary!
@@kaleenar963 Got a similar childhood story from when I was like 10? I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and then woke up in bed, pants down and wet the bed. That was the first time in forever I wet the bed and luckily never happened again afterwards
Unfortunately, I have a chihuahua who IS vegan because all forms of meat cause her face to swell up. She’s under vet care so she’s completely healthy. The weird thing is, for the first six months of her life she was fine. Just one day she swelled up and we took her to the vet. They gave her steroids and allergy medications. It was tested later. No chicken or beef. She doesn’t like fish lol.
In the beginning of every video when he says that we smell great it honestly makes me feel so happy. when I was younger I was bullied really terribly because I sweat a lot, and for whatever reason they thought that it was part of my religion not to bathe...? so whenever those people would be around me they would hold their noses and say awful things to me, even though I know I smelled fine and even bathed more than I should for fear of smelling. Just knowing that someone across the world thinks I smell good, feels awesome. Thank you.
20:16 well, I don't know about her but I do know that sleep walkers are able to do that (listen people and react or interact with them while sleeping) and be still really sleeping and even deeply sleeping
18:40 Same thing happened to me, more than once, as a kid and an adult. I called it blink sleep. It happened when I didn't feel tired either, but looking back I was probably overtired.
I’ve only met one professional body builder in my life. It was off season, but she was massive (in comparison with other people I’ve met), but once it was show season, I saw her post dietary requirements (also tips to not actually hurt yourself by losing too much body fat), and she mentioned that one tactic people used was literally not drinking water at all the day before or day off the show in order to avoid water weight and frame the muscles better.
On the "Being like that all the time sounds awful" note. I'm schizospec and yes. Yes it is. It's horrendous really. Granted my psychotic shit is antagonistic towards me and I have paranoia. I'm sure for some people it's not as terrible. You Can live a pretty normal life with it. But you Need medication and therapy to stand a chance. At least if it's paranoid and/ or antagonistic. Hallucinating sounds kinda fun on paper, and it Can be at times. Depends on what it is you're hallucinating. (I have a protector that I Love and that part is Really nice. For exapmle.) But in general, it's just not worth it. Especially if you're schizophrenic. You can't trust your own mind or your own senses and the unreality is just so terrible sometimes. (Just trying to spread awareness. Since we get garbage representation in media as a whole.)
0:44 the full bit is even better - the guy performing says something like “two people clapped, one of them was brown and the other was white. how did that work?”
@@AIHumanEquality Yes, the feeling isn't the exact one described in the video and I do know that, but it's the closest any condition can get to it without drugs, at least according to my knowledge, maybe apart from extreme sleep deprivation, dehydration and/or hunger. Also, I'm sorry you have to experience that, and that you had to go through such horrid things. I truly hope the best for you, and that your condition(s) will get easier to manage and cope with in the future. You're incredibly strong for getting this far, and still managing, good job
It kind of reminds me of Alice in Wonderland syndrome, that messes with perception of reality in a way that COULD be described as trippy. But it's not like, fractals and colours and stuff, more like a Tim Burton film
2:20 I'm a vegetarian since I'm 12 years old. I have (currently) 3 cats and one dog. ALL of them get meat. WTF is wrong with people... I'm a vegetarian because *I* can live a healthy normal life without meat, and I love animals. But my pets *need* meat. Denying them their natural diet is the same animal cruelty that I wanted to avoid when I switched my diet... WTF....
I would argue vegetarian dog food is theoretically possible (still issues with current options (pea protein helt consequences, high in cheap carbohydrates)) Good animal care requires nutritional coverage of all their needs and leafy greens aren't representative of much of any obligate carnivores needs, nor even recently less obligate carnivore spicies
I figured it was a joke, because otherwise it wouldn't be posted, but yeah there are people who try to have their dogs/cats be on vegan diets. I don't get how someone could be like that. Just get a rabbit or something! They're cute and you'll never need to feed them meat!
1:35 - This has happened plenty of times. Where companies will say they can only talk to the person, even though they are dead. And they won't accept death certificates, for whatever strange reason.
As a black person whos hair was naturally bright red until I was around 12 I can confidently say that you can blame your family for your weird genetics. At least I had cousins with it who understood the frustration of having adults not believing that you've never dyed your hair.
Oh, that's really cool! Are you Polynesian by any chance? I know that there are certain tribes where there is higher incidence of redheads. (I'm also a ginger and I do way too much off-topic research haha)
Same. Mine was brown, red on the ends, with a bit of blond around the edges. It got darker as I got older. Now it's a dark brown, no black. No one ever believes me who didn't know me as a child or see pictures. Given, my red was very much from the sun. It might probably still turn red if I ever spent real time outside, but the blond is gone for good.
It took me a while to wrap my head around the idea of a redhead black person, but then I remembered how red hair genetics work and felt real silly.
@@girl1213 plus, MC1R isn't the only gene that encodes for red hair! The variants of MC1R that cause red hair are generally associated with overall lighter skin, but they're mainly present in Middle Eastern and European populations- darker-skinned people with red hair often have a different type of mutation.
I had a friend growing up who was full blooded Mexican and was born with bright red hair and fair skin (despite this he looks EXACTLY like the rest of his family, no denying the relationship). It stayed like that even as an adult, genetics are wild haha
Okay but that gang member giving the nurse a "free assassination" card feels like the start of a mafia romance novel
*M* y *S* uprising Love *13*
Watch "banann fisch" ^^
@@DasHeino2010 Why in the world did you saying that make me think of Under Grand Hotel? 😕
@@chere100 Because now I have to watch "Under Grand Hotel" I guess?! ^^
Thx
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i'm so stealing this idea
Honestly, the little girl faking sleep in the car is relatable. No other feeling will ever compare to being carried to bed barely awake as a small child. Ah, memories from happier times.
I’m gonna be honest I thought they were laughing at the pose it left her in.
You're right about that. Man's the time Dad or Mom would carry me into the house after going to the drive in theater in Limerick, PA. Saw many of my first movies there.
Shoulda flattened out the curve of the hand a bit in my opinion.
I always ended up moving rooms in the middle of the night and had assumed I was carried there by some weird night beings
...turns out I just walked there
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Going with the “kids explaining their dad’s jobs poorly” theme, my dad worked in the local federal prison as a cook supervisor, and once, someone asked me in front of my mom where my dad was at the time, to which I replied “Oh, he’s in jail,” causing my mom to immediately have to explain what was really going on. It eventually became a running joke, because he would sometimes pull overtime and work the night shift(food prep, the detention center, etc), and so we’d sometimes say, “Well, Dad’s in jail again,” or something like that, and it’d be funny every time. He’s retired now, and he got a kick out of that joke, too
Mine was in the bar all the time with the drunks for a while, he went to hotels with his lady friends for a summer, and had a bunch of weddings behind my mom's back. Your dad working in kitchens is the best for "explain it badly" moments
The same has happened to me. My daughter said in daycare ”mom will pick me up when she gets out of prison”. Needless to say, didn’t have to chat with the other parents since everyone feared me. Still in prison and i blame my daughter for having no friends.
That’s so funny! My story is less cool, but as a 7 or so years old I had to write about my parents’ job for school and I went into great detail about my mom being a housewife, while only stating “he’s always outside” about my dad. My teacher called my mom to talk about it, cause she was suspecting some neglect/abuse situation with him going on, and she had to explain how he was outside working for his construction company during the day 😅 though I think I worked it like that cause I never felt he was emotionally present even when he was there, but didn’t know how to say it. So, in a weird way, I was also stating the truth, which is kind of sad.
My dad is a police officer and every job interview they ask you if you ever have come into contact with police and I always say: "Yeah on the daily..." and just watch their confused faces
@clairec9581 well... she kinda was...
She was being released from a job, even if she wants it.
Note to self, don't annoy medical professionals as they may be able to call a hit on you
@prettypsychoqueen as a mercenary, have you ever offered your services to a doctor who helped you?
just another Profession you dont mess with. Like you dont mess with IT-Admins.
Just take your pain scale seriously… 99.9% OF YOU DO NOT HAVE A 10/10
If you do this they will use that free hit
This comment was so wild without context.
@@AIHumanEquality wtf
There was a podcast where a host shared the following story from his childhood:
When the host was a small child, his parents told him Santa wasn’t real. What he took from that, however, was Santa had died. He told his class that. Kids were crying because Santa had died and he got in trouble for it.
That's quite funny
@@YinYangIes indeed. It lives rent free in my mind and I remember it often
@@YinYangIesTIL the flag of south holland is really just the flag of north holland but upside down
@@Doc_Trancy it has left its stains in my mind now too
@@YinYangIes you’re welcome
The 'Emma Watson' mask is actually nearly a decade old at this point. It wasn't AI but a person was able to superimpose the image over the frames of the video.
That's actually really cool! I was going to call it AI b/c the hair just shrank and disappeared right at the end but that makes way more sense and it comes out more impressive.
@@KH-us3rv Alsoif you look at the shadows youcan see that the original person (the one that was wearing the mask) has short hair
Also also the very fact that Sofia Vergara needed fake enlarged breasts supposedly to look more like Emma Watson.
Ah, that makes sense.
Yeah i was confused at the eyes peeling off
1:06 there was a military surgeon who was just a random dude who stole the identity of a surgeon and while on a ship he had to do surgery on soldiers with shrapnel chest wounds.
You could probably guess what happened.
THATS RIGHT! He did such a good freaking job he got an award and was on the news!
WHATT
Qxir made a video about him. He lied his way to more profenssions than that if i remember corectly.
@@hannutaskinen2032 yeah I saw that video.
Fun fact: the cancer gun was made by Wayne tech (you know Batman) but wait it gets better. Turns out acording to the writers it’s a cancer curing gun just you know limited space for the name. The guard actally had cancer but by seeing the doctor he catches it early and changes careers thus giving his family a better life
It's wholesome
The "cancer gun" gag gets better and better every time I get more context on it 😆
That's really nice I saw that clip without the resolution on shorts and I was so sad
When I watched the clip I was shocked. I'm happy to hear it has a good ending
I'm also fairly certain that spiderman episode was dedicated to a real terminally ill kid. It wasn't done for shock value.
I once worked the graveyard shift at a gas station. People would come to me for their alcohol late at night. Local gangster boss lived directly across from us. I’m polite and make small talk with said gang boss whenever he comes for beer. Dude promises that no one will bother me during my shift. Thanked him but put it out of my mind.
Few months later he comes in with a gun drawn and two other people following him, guns also drawn. Immediately put my hands up thinking he’s here to rob the store.
Turns out he saw some kids on the side of the lot with knives that were periodically sneaking looks inside the store and came over to “protect me”. Never had a single beer run or robbery the entire time I worked there but the store had 3 within a few months of me leaving.
Graveyard shift?
Oh like midnight
Probably more like 3 because for some reason 3 always feels more like midnight than midnight
"here is my little vegetaria-"
*I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career*
I just hope that dog's okay. Poor thing has to be starving
I will never get forcing carnivores to eat vegan diets. Nothing against vegans as a whole, most aren't this stupid. But, like...humans can be vegan no problem, we're omnivores descended from mostly herbivores, but the carnivorous pets kinda need their natural diets or they'll, y'know, die horribly sooner or later.
@@miserablepumpkin9453I hope it was a joke video and she knew the dog would have no chill for the meat
@@snorpenbass4196Dogs are omnivores
Only acceptable time to make Carnivores vegan is if like your dog is allergic to meat or some other wild circumstance. Any other time is at best fucking stupid and at worst abuse
I'm pretty sure the one about autism was actually about schizophrenia. Which can exist in one person simultaneously, but are two very different things.
That's what i was thinking it sounded like.
It's actually a pretty well established thing that Peter Parker has shared his secret identity a few times with terminally ill patients. Not just kids, but also villains.
The one with the girl fake sleeping is funny, but it also kinda makes me sad because one of the great joys of being a kid was being carried to bed after a long car ride. My parents never questioned if I was asleep, maybe they even knew that sometimes I wasn’t, but it made me feel so safe and taken care of
They might've carried her after they had their fun
I'm pretty sure if I could walk and I was awake, my parents made me walk into the house after a long car ride. I might have been carried a couple times, but not usually
Aw! Right! Same here.
Much same but I often was drifting in and out of sleep. Plus I was always the one who was difficult to get to bed lol if they'd made me stand up and walk they would've never gotten me back to bed.
Being carried to bed after a long car ride is one of the many things I miss about being a child (right up there with being unaware of what politics are, believing that I would be rich and happy when I grew up, and not having to deal with the slow crush of existential dread because my generation is being systematically screwed over at every turn)
When I was a kid, we were doing a civics unit and the teacher mentioned courthouses and I said "oh, my mom is in court all the time, I think she said it's usually family court"
My mother then had to explain to my teacher that she's a social worker who often accompanies her clients to court as moral support
When I was much younger, I once described my dad as a "professional drinker", in the sense that he paced himself and never got drunk.
I did this too. I would say my dad is in prison ….
He works in corrections lol
I would hope that they're natural assumption would be that your mom worked at court and not that she was always in trouble though!
I can tell Click didn't have severe sleeping issues by "there's no way you could roll around for 8 hours"
I promise you. There's a way.
Yep, i just did that 🥲
I dont know how it happens
Felt that, was all I got last night
I did it but i was playing games on my ps4 till 7AM
I was also like "well someone's never had to deal with insomnia before" 😂
Consider a wholesome "you have someone to take care of, you call me," where instead of getting rid of a person, they literally take care of people in need, like, coming to cook meals or helping them clean their house
Business idea: Gangster-themed in-home care for the elderly and disabled.
All our packages sound like mafia hits, it's more entertaining than regular care services, and half our staff is literally just undercover cops.
Not because of authenticity, but because we "take care" of "difficult relatives".
@@Kartoffelkammyou're creative. I like the idea
@@Kartoffelkamm"How can I trust you to do the job well?"
"Oh, you'll see. We'll take him out by tomorrow, our people are very skilled."
Dinner, they're talking about dinner.
"Frankie's. We'll treat you right. Call now."
The grandmafia
" i would rock a maid outfit"
We are still waiting for it
Indeed.
So many dudes would pull off wearing maid outfits so incredibly well. Cliccy Thiccy is no exception
indeed we are
remind me in 3 years
6:31 fun fact: the act of doing the "cheers" and hitting your glasses together first was commonly used in medieval time, because number of deaths by drink poisoning was very high, people started doing it so hard their drink spills into the other persons drink, and vice versa, as a sign of trust but also a test to see if the poisoned it.
So Puddin' and Rocketman are doing it wrong
I thought the proper way for heads of state to get around poisoning attempts was to force someone to consume some first, and putin definitely known to employ a taster on his staff so not sure why hes cagey unless he already knows its poisoned as he ordered it.
"Puddin' and Rocketman"
These are the only names I will use for those two from this day forth
And actually, it's a complete myth, I mean you would have to smash glasses so hard to get smthg close to 50/50 mix (aka smthg that wouldn't just kill you and give the other guy stomach ache). And rich people used to drink in glasses made out of glass - not the cheapest nor sturdiest one either - so bad idea)
Puddin and Rocketman is the only acceptable name for these two from now on
@@GrumbleGamer18 I'm still gonna call him "Cap'n Crazypants"
P.S. There's a neat browser plugin from xkcd that changes words to make the Internet more fun (e.g. change "car" to "cat" to read about a five-cat pileup, and change "senators" to "elf lords" and "could not be reached for comment" to "is guilty and everybody knows it"), and when I was using it I changed NK's leader to Cap'n Crazypants. Don't think I ever ran across his name in the wild, too bad, would've been funny.
I've actually experienced the "you feel asleep" one before. The weird thing about it is that you don't remember any of the falling asleep or waking up, and your body doesn't feel as though you've been asleep. It's hard to describe, but there's a certain "I was asleep a minute ago" feeling that was just... missing.
I get this occasionally, but it's usually when I'm fairly tired and it's not typically a full night's sleep, because then I'd wake up feeling refreshed. I also find it tends to happen most when I'm not trying to or am struggling to get to sleep. It'll just suddenly be several hours later, but feel like no time has passed.
It's especially bizarre when you don't fully get up, and other people are around, so you just have a mashed together set of memories of people being in different places around you and then it's like four hours later.
YES. i will fall asleep, and not know I did when I wake up.
23:52
This happened in the comics too. Spiderman is so damn wholesome and loving to his own fault.
He stayed with Sandman as he slowly crumbled, took a child with cancer on an adventure, tried to save a homeless child that used pictures of him as a blanket, visited so many children in bad situations. He is, The Amazing Spiderman in so many ways.
I meeeaaan. It depends with who he is, cause he can be a real cunt at other times. He's kind, but not that often nice.
Unfortunately, that kid with the blanket died
@@IRandomness nooooooooo!
That EXACTLY how my mother tried getting me use to having water on my face. Held a washcloth over my face and waterboarded me. I turned out super fucked up and still can't shower without having flashbacks. Do not, under any circumstance, do this to anyone.
If I ever had to teach a child to grow accustomed to water on their face, I'm just having them take a shower. The water will flow from their hair onto the face, and I'd challenge them to stay in the shower for a minimum of 5 minutes
are you ok? like, i hope your ok, and stuff. like fuck dude. i sincerely hope this was a joke.
@@anonymoususer2108 No There are parents actually that incompetent.
@@hainleysimpson1507you'd be surprised
@@hainleysimpson1507 Well, if you find this kind of advice and don't know about waterboarding you might think it sounds reasonable....
The girl who sent those thousands of texts is currently unfit to stand trial because she's still under the delusion that her and the person she stalked are in love. In one interview she said something like "I want to go to trial because i know the jury will be on my side. And the court will order that we get married." She's genuinely delusional
That is psychosis personified..... Wow
There's actually a specific condition that I can't remember the name of, those people who get obsessed with celebrities and think the same have the same disorder
@@nondisclosure3920I think it’s just full blown psychosis but you could be onto something
@@nondisclosure3920well, it's usually called a parasocial relationship, but i don't know anything about disorders like this
I know a girl who thought a guy got a restraining order against her because he loved her so much he couldn’t handle his feelings
"I saw an angel eat a child"
"Must have been an old testament one"
The Spider-Man cartoon with the terminally ill child is based on the comic The Kid Who Collects Spider-Man. It's one of the most beloved Spider-Man stories out there.
The story is basically Spider-Man visiting a child that is a huge fan of his. He tells the kid his origin story, what his night patrols are like and really opens up. Before leaving he reveals his identity as Peter Parker. As the comic ends we see the sign and realise why Peter told this kid his whole story.
It is a really beautiful story that is many people's introduction to Spider-Man comics and in my opinion shows why he's such a beloved hero.
As a dedicated punster, the awkward silence only broken by exasperated, pained sighs is something I live for.
The occasional flying French fry doesn't hurt either.
On a related note, the creator of Gangnam Style has shifted his focus to telling jokes. He will now be known as SIGH
My stance is that a good pun makes people laugh, the *best* puns inflict physical, psychic and spiritual damage to everyone in the area.
Yes!
I must be your natural enemy then, since i geniunely love me a good pun and will belly-laugh with full force if i think it's even remotely clever or funny.
As an autistic person, the closest thing I have to psychedelic experiences is the inability to ignore sounds. Go to a public place, note every single noise you hear, even the quiet ones, and try to understand how overwhelming it gets when you hear all of them at the same time all the time.
Same here. In my country motorcycles are very popular due to traffic congestion so they are everywhere. I have to stick my fingers in my ears every time a motorcycle drives by... not to mention ambulances, police cruisers, fire trucks, and people with really loud voices. I can't go into malls or crowded places because it's exhausting for me to be around so many people - I literally need a week where I talk to no one after such an event.
I love HPPD!
I know the feeling all too well. Oddly I guess that's why my voice is loud.... To make a futile attempt to drown the noise in more noise.... I enjoy being autistic, not.
Yeah I live in Vegas with the tism
Migraines galore. I love visiting the strip but hate it so much at the same time due to the super excessive noise and lights, and scammers who force themselves on you. Can't go without my partner to deal with them because of my social issues. He had to pay for bracelets though because I've been targeted a lot and there's scammers who'll force jewelry on your arms
Too much! I never leave the house without my noise canceling headphones :)
Sometimes if I'm talking to someone and walking, I don't notice the noise as much, but oh man once I'm alone it feels like I was hit by a truck
The one in the beginning about the dead grandpa's nonpayment of child support reminded me of a story I heard when I first started working at a pharmacy. Guy was dead for several months, but his prescriptions were set to be mailed to him automatically. Apparently no one told the pharmacy he was dead, so they kept sending them until his wife finally said something, and that's why mailed prescriptions aren't autofilled anymore.
"I don't force her to eat vegetarian"
No, you just don't give your dog meat so she has to eat whatever you give her to survive.
For what it’s worth, dogs CAN technically survive without meat, unlike cats. It’s just that you REALLY need to make sure that diet has everything they need, and you need to understand they’re STILL gonna eat cheese and beef. They’re more omnivorous than we give them credit for
And to add to that, the food dogs eat aka dry kibble and even the canned food, most don't even have meat in them anyway. It's essentially a vegan meal, but more nutritious than actual vegan food 😂@@spindash64
My kid does the opposite of faking being asleep. She will fall asleep anywhere and sleeps like a rock. She once was sleeping in her sister's laundry basket all curled up like a cat with about 5 stuffed animals.
That sounds like narcolepsy you should prob tell a doctor
@teathesilkwing7616 LOL, pretty sure it's not narcolepsy. She's just a really active kid who wears herself out, takes a power nap, then wakes up and plays some more.
@@teathesilkwing7616 I think this is a common myth, narcolepsy is not usually "sleeping like a rock" or falling asleep standing up. I actually was shocked when I was diagnosed with narcolepsy, since I had such a big misconception of what it's actually like.
I used to have a lot of trouble falling asleep, only in the last 2 years did I start sleeping (mostly) soundly... but then I realized I was still tired even though I was finally sleeping enough. I never felt like I passed out against my will and I am a very light sleeper. I thought my tiredness was just cuz I was out of shape and I thought my brain fog and memory problems were just adhd.
Narcolepsy is when the sleep cycles are all messed up and you have too much REM, which makes it so the sleep isn't restful, so sometimes I felt like I hardly slept at all. When I finally had a sleep study, they did a few nap tests during the day where I just had to lay down for 30 minutes. I swear I felt fully conscious the whole time, I wanted to sleep but they came back too soon for me to get any rest, I didn't feel like I fell asleep at all. But they said my brain entered REM within 4 minutes every time which is one of the most extreme cases they've seen (normally you don't go into REM until 90 minutes of sleep) ... it's scary that I don't even realize I'm asleep, and neither does anyone else, because I sleep so lightly that I wake up and respond as if I was totally alert.
Anyways I'm doing ok since I got prescription drugs and thanks for listening to my ramble if you read this far :)
That's fascinating, thank you for sharing! Narcolepsy feels like one of those medical conditions like amnesia where the "pop" understanding of the issue has almost nothing in common with the IRL version?
Did the overnight sleep study thing some years back as part of trying to manage fibro-related insomnia, & it was super-interesting...? I don't think most people realise how enormously having disrupted sleep patterns impacts everything from your memory to your weight management to your digestion. Really glad you're doing better with meds, and hope it's helped in terms of persistent feelings of fatigue!
@anna_in_aotearoa3166 Tbh I'm still probably more fatigued than a normal person, but proper sleep makes a world of difference for sure
1:30 Something similar happened to my Grandma. Some company was getting after her because my Grandpa wasn't paying for something.... He's been dead for 3 years now.
Oh no Click, the retirement cash in was waay funnier. There was a TV crew that went to congratulate this dead person on being the oldest in recorded history or smth, only to find their relatives living off the deceased's pension 🎂🎂
Oh wasn’t that in like Japan? I think I’ve heard that before.
@@poseidons_child.Yep.
@poseidons_child. Stuff like that happens a lot in Japan unfortunately
Body was still there too, they just sealed the room.
@@dixychickx123 yeah I forget who posted an entire video on it but it was either Brew or Mr. Ballen. But interesting stories
9:14 I love that Click notices that the face moves, but not that the hair disappears 😂
I took it for a wig falling off to the back, but on rewatch it actually just disappears.
@@Merrsharr So I found the original video that this is an edit of. It's in reality just a fairly non-descript and not particularly lifelike mask, and the person wearing it has their actual face blurred at all times. Emma Watson and Sofia Vergara's likenesses are both edited on. It's also way too old to be an AI work. It's also too centered on human perceptions, with a lot of effort going in to making the mask look good in the beginning and minimal effort to cover up the issues during and after the unmasking, while effort was put into making sure Sofia's face at the end looked good. AI would not be nearly so selective with its effort.
Well to be fair, I didn’t notice
37:35 It's possible. As a bisexual, I love the fact that I can honestly use the phrase "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."
Yep. I'm not gay but my girlfriend is. I'm ace and non-binary.
It is kinda funny being able to say I'm not gay but also not straight
I love it how i can say "I'm gay for everyone" and be correct.
I'll use that
I'm bi, and my boyfriend is straight. He can say that.
4:04
What's my favorite essential oil?
Motor oil, its pretty essential to most vehicles 😂
💯💯💯 That was a smart answer to a stupid question 😊👍
Vegetable oil, I need something to fry my rice.
I don't get what's so wrong with the girl's question about essential oils 🤔 it's like asking what's your favorite incense, what's so bad about that? A lot of people like essential oils bc they smell good.
@@NoName-ev2or
Essential oils shouldn't be used as a substitute for genuine medicine
Grifters (and people who misunderstand their use) ruined essential oils on online discourse. I like aromatherapy and herbalism, but avoid taking about them due to unhinged moms and companies like doTERRA that (hopefully hyperbole) claim they can treat cancer with lavender oil.
Pokemon don't fight to the death, they fight until one faints. Except Cubone's mother.
There's plenty of death in other places, though. Dead coral Galar Corsola, Annihilape/Primeape being too angry to fully die, Basculegion being possessed by fallen Basculin...
Too soon 😭😭😭
@@freckledsunshine333 27 years isn't long enough?
@@shinymainespoon yeah
Someone doesn't Nuzlocke.
For those who don't know, the 'pour water on a face cloth over the face' thing is actually legit, but, very importantly, they're sitting up at the time. It gets young kids used to the feeling of their face being underwater and holding their breath if they're anxious about being submerged without putting them in any danger.
Sitting up is very important, cause if they are laying down, it becomes water boarding……..
Exactly. It's not waterboarding, it's just to get used to your face getting wet without being submerged.
No, sitting up doesn't make it legit. Sitting up won't necessarily stop the cloth from suctioning to your airways.
There's no need for a cloth to be involved in this at any point. Y'all can F right off with that BS.
@@seigeengine It's a method to help young kids learn to hold their breath, without them being submerged, under controlled conditions. Obviously just sitting up won't stop the cloth from suctioning, but it stops the water from going into their airways. The parent of course needs to make sure the child is okay throughout, it's not like you just put a wet cloth on their face and walk away. You're perfectly welcome to add other/alternative methods.
That sounds like something that might give me a panic attack as a full grown adult. I almost drowned as a kid and even though I got noticed very quickly and didn't have any bad health effects, it was still very scary and I don't like having my face underwater because of it. I can shower just fine, but the idea of sitting with a wet cloth covering my face is so suffocating to think about.
About the hitman thing: that's a trap. Once you ask organized crime for something like that they have more than enough to blackmail you, forever. They aren't "impressed by your kindness". It's just a manipulative psycho being a manipulative psycho.
thats one way to ruin a love story
2:25 that dog was like: finally some real fu*king food
Fun fact Cliccy: herbivorous animals, depending on circumstances, WILL eat other animals. It's mainly due to a lack of nutrients or minerals that makes them do so.
There have been cows who will eat snakes and deer who've been found eating corpses.
Let's all remember that herbivorous means a MOSTLY vegetarian diet. Not exclusively a vegetarian diet :)
Edit: removed unnecessary text that convoluted it 😆
@@mudkipontheinternet thanks for this comment. It made me realize that I had unnecessary text in my og comment 😆
Dogs are carnivores though so
@@crimson5pider same applies to carnivores... Just means they eat MOSTLY meats/protein
I mean, there are Mountain goats who lick your urine after you peed.
I think the phosphate of other Minerals are their aim there.
@@crimson5piderthey are omnivores
Original vacuum cleaners were the size of a wagon and were considered a sight with transparent hoses going trough windows.
Can you send a link to the photo you are referencing?
@@Zigonceyoutube doesn't allow links but the comment is correct, the first vaccuum cleaners were literally wagons drawn by horses. it's kinda like those stereotypical snake oil salesman, or a travelling doctor from western movies.
@@CinderedSilveri believe this is correct but can't find an image
Nvm found it
Wonder how much it cost to have the vacuum wagon come around
Early vacuum cleaners had little rotating knives in the tube to shred incoming debris. There are medical records/studies out there of men who shredded their private parts...
Dogs do often enjoy fruits and vegetables, but they're just treats that can't make up their entire diets. I think that the human equivalent would probably be cake. The average person is excited to eat cake, but if you're forced to eat cake for your whole life, you'd feel awful. Then if you ever get the chance to eat a salad or anything with nutrients that your body needs, you'd jump at it immediately.
I’ll be frank… it was absolutely hilarious when the pup came up and was just like “OH THANK DUCK SHE’S FINALLY GIVING ME MEAT”
8:59 The funniest part about this is Click focusing on the face moving a bit weirdly and not the wig vanishing out of nowhere
I'm pretty sure both maps of fursuit owners and bigfoot sightings also match with a population density map of the USA ˆˆ
The more there are people, the more there are furries and Bigfoot sightings. Which seems logic for furries, but isn't Bigfoot supposed to be a wild animal fleeing human contact? XD
Can't run from humans if there's no humans to run from? Makes sense that as more humans come there would be more humans seeing an animal run from them.
Or FLEEING FURRIES???
@@OsiumPium There's nowhere in the US where there is absolutely no humans 😅
I just say it's weird that Big Foot would be more seen in New York than in a wild park like Yellowstone, I'm pretty sure there's more bears sightings in areas like Yellowstone than in Washington XD
Also, weird how Big Foot's range covers all the USA, when most big animals have been driven out by humans 😅
You gotta remember, it's the Americans we are talking about, the more people there are, the more likely it is that some crackhead seeing maybe a red fox furry and reporting it as a big foot
It's close but not completely accurate. I live in a major city area that was *not* lit up by bigfoot sightings. Just the furries. I guess furries must be common enough here we know not to call it bigfoot lol
8:43 - 9:00 this isn't AI. For one thing, I remember seeing this gif floating around Tumblr back in like 2014 or something, predating a lot of current AI software. It's actually done the old fashioned way with digital editing, simply combining footage of Emma and Sophia to make it seem like the one is taking off a mask of the other
I realized it was fake because suddenly the hair which should be on the mask disappear when it is removed.
8:45 I think in this Video the Woman is using a generic looking mask so the Deepfake can be layered above it more easily. Which is really frickin' terrifying
That video is so old, it was genuinely handmade. Like early 2000s.
@@rolfs2165 where does the hair go to though?
@@fool4343 Well, you have the base video of the person taking off the silicone mask, which was part of a product demonstration (by Kerry Johnson, who made those masks - maybe still does). Someone took that and put Emma Watson over the top, stopping on a freeze frame when the mask starts distorting so they can follow that, until the face is so distorted that they do away with Emma, and then overlayed Sofia Vergara on the person underneath. The silicone mask doesn't have hair itself but can be worn with a wig of your choosing, which I assume was already taken off when the video starts.
Photo manipulations like that are pretty common in female masking (fetish) art, someone just put in the extra effort to do it on a video.
@@rolfs2165 so you mean the original was handmade without edits?
Wow...
@@yamato9753 "Handmade" in the sense that no AI or deepfake software was involved, because those didn't exist yet. Not sure how good video editing software was with tracking back then, so that might have been done frame by frame, too.
31:41 that part about Starbucks is actually closer to reality than you think. look up their original logo.
O-oh
Click: "That's so silly, it'd be like having cows and only feeding them meat :)"
Me, burdened with knowledge and remembering the origins of the so-called "mad cow disease": 👁️👁️
And then the whole CJD thing, thankfully I had been a vegetarian for a good few years before that stuff went down.. I'll admit, I felt a tad smug about it, lol
so cattle was fed meat and thts how mcd came to b?
@Thefan they weren't just being fed meat, they were being fed cow meat - specifically their brains - in the pellet food they were given. It wasn't the fact it was meat, it was the cannibalism.
@Thefan yea, its super facinating! Didn't want to go that specific in my answer tho bc it can end up confusing peeps :)
@@firefangredmoon5961 Yes. Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) is a prion disease. Prions are misfolded proteins that have the ability to induce misfolding in normal version of that protein, and proteins are like the machinery of our cells. The "Spongiform" part basically refers to how the brains of those with it end up having tons of tiny holes in them, like a sponge.
The gist is that cow tissue (including brains and spinal cords) was being processed and fed back to cows, leading to the spread of these prions.
Humans eating these cows could develop a prion disease themselves. There are also similar prion diseases spread through humans via cannibalism, primarily by cultures that consumed their dead ritualistically.
Prions are also nasty because they're typically extremely resilient. It's very hard to destroy them. You need either extreme temperatures or things like high temperatures combined with an extremely alkaline environment, or something like that. I'm going off memory.
For the Emma Watson computer made clone. I love how Click was so focused on watching how the "suit" molds off, when her hair completely vanishes a few seconds later. 8:43
Mark, the most wholesome and affirming thing you could do is just wear the maid's uniform. Not for a subscriber special or for charity or anything else. Just get it and wear it, cos you want to, and cos yeah, you'd look fantastic.
I agree, I feel like it would be more his style to rock it like it was no big deal.
@@JenniSeven7 Don't draw any attention to it at all, and then after 30 minutes be like "oh this? Why yes, I did get my nails done, thank you for noticing."
His name is Mark?!?!
Also yes, that would be very wholesome and affirming
@@DoctorX17 Hehe did you think it was ClickyWicky?
@@geekehUKAbsolutely perfect! I can see it and hear his voice saying it in my mind.
14:45 "My dad at the time" It makes it sound that it was a limited time position. Like this year your dad will be John Smith.
6:50 I did this yesterday in my mythology class. We were dicussing fairytales and when children's books and stories became a thing. Naturally, we got to "well a lot of original fairytales aren't very kid friendly" and I sat for a minute with my hand slightly raised just to say "You could say old fairytales are pretty...Grimm..."
Only my teacher and one other person laughed in a class of like 25, but damn was it worth it
wtf? I would have laughed my ass off. Then again I am the mother of dad jokes I guess.
19:43 when i fake slept in bed my parents would just randomly say things like "huh thats weird, they usually do push ups in their sleep" and then try SO hard to hold in their laughter as they watched me do it.
That’s so funny XD. They are so smart
39:12 Fun fact
The "queen" in chess was originally a General/Warchief. The piece having the most directions and mobility represents the general's strategies reaching around the battlefield.
Also 39:27 yikes, that's quite the selection for making _übersoldaten_
Pedantic fact: The original "queen" in chess (the ferz, or so Wikipedia tells me) could only move one square diagonally. She acquired her power in Spain during the 15th century, possibly inspired by Queen Isabella I's reign.
Also: if Steve Rogers started out like _that_ , just imagine what those guys would become.
@@lazykbys ahá, I Cunningham's Law-ed you /j
Post data: they'll become wh40k spehs mehreens
The school altering that kids face it hurts me as someone with self confidence issues i hate smiling with my teeth or when someone tells me to smile so if my school did this i would feel so bad like i was ugly even though i know im not i feel so bad for that kid.
"You can't be awake for 8 hours just rolling around in bed,"
Biggest lie I've heard since Mojang said they put the farlands back into minecraft. I've done it so many times that it's hard to believe I actually slept. Stuffy nose, plane rides, car rides, couch bed, basement dwellings, the voices, sibling, washing machine, dishwasher, dryer, you name it.
30:35 The show is really open with Ferb having a massive crush on Vanessa, though. There's one episode where they're in the blueprint shop together and Ferb is day-dreaming about Vanessa falling in love with him so hard that he picks up the wrong plans.
I never watched the show but I swear I've seen a screenshot where those canonically ended up together in the future? Maybe fake though? I thought she was a literal adult and he was like 10 so kind of hoping it was fake 😅
@@melbapeach162 Nah, she's still a teenager. I'd say 15-16, same age as Candace (the boys' older sister).
Her mum wouldn't need to drop her off with her dad (Dr Doofenshmirtz) whenever she has a gig with the ladies' group or something else if she were an adult.
@@melbapeach162 She is about four or five years older than Ferb, so them dating when they are older should be fine. And I don't know if the screenshot you saw is real, but yes, that scene exists.
Still hits the icky scale a little bit unless they go their separate ways for a while.
Technically the final season and episode of Phineas and Ferb was set 10 years later as Phineas, Ferb, and the rest of their friends were graduating from high school, and Candace and Vanessa were entering college or university iirc
33:05 My dad used to manage a rent-a-car franchise. The things he was seen are the reason anytime we get a rental car ourselves, we get the full coverage insurance add-on. It's usually like $15-20 for a 4 day rental but if ANYTHING happens, we can just had them the keys and say "Here's your car!"
But we also don't trash the car because we have common decency and compassion for those working in the service industry or retail.
4:25 "essential" in the context of "essential oils" refers to the "essence" of whatever plant it's coming from
The problem with essential oils is people attributing what's essentially (pun intended) placebo effect to the oils themselves and then blow their effectiveness assumptions out of proportions.
Essential oils can be great for skin and respiratory problems, depending on the plant or plants that oil was extracted from, obviously, and the correct method of usage. And can also somewhat help with brain conditions like a headache or mood due to proximity of olfactory glands and blood vessels to the brain. But essential oils won't cure cancer, grow limbs or replace your failing kidney. Also, essential oils may flare up someone else's allergies due to it being inherently impossible to control where the vapors go once you have it in the open evaporating, so no using them in closed or crowded public spaces or near someone you know have a specific allergy
“ if your racist and you know it clap your hands “
“👏👏”
“what the fu-“
He is Vir Das, for anyone curious
Oh god
@@shinymainespoonCool, is that a name I should already associate anything with?
So as an Australian I need to correct the myth about Koalas. They are not permanently high. The reason they sleep so much is because they don't get a lot of energy from the gum leaves, but it is the only thing they can eat. Think of them as an Australian sloth. Eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat sleep, then shit. then repeat.
The funny part is that koala's diets are extremely toxic even to themselves. Of the very minimal energy they get from their diet, at least 80% of that is used to process the toxins, requiring them to sleep so much
It's worse than that. Koala stomachs never evolved to digest plant matter, so the reason they sleep is to slow down their digestive system to absorb more nutrients
@@owengoulding7535 True, I am not sure of people's biology background so was mostly keeping it simple. They didn't evolve to digest it as a herbivore because in the past (in evolution terms) they were omnivores, then before that they were carnivores. If you look at the dentition of a modern koala they have vestigial canines, which no true herbivore has. Thus they used to eat flesh as the canines are only there to tear apart flesh. Koalas aren't just the snuggly little floof they appear to be.
Also the thylacoleo was related to koalas, they were marsupials that looked like koalas, longer arms, climbed trees, ambush predator, carnivore. So dropbears did exist about 20,000 years ago along side the giant wombats, giant kangaroos and many other species that were larger in the past.
Don't forget they need some time for clamydia
F in the chat for koalas 😮
15:15 my mom did something similar. My dad was a boss of his own small office and he hired a new receptionist. My mom walked in and when she asked for my dad, "John" she was told that he was busy at the moment. She told the receptionist in a fake annoyed stuck up tone "Tell John his girlfriend said to hurry up already or we will be late to our reservation!" Apparently, the receptionist looked shocked and quickly scurried over to quietly tell my dad instead of using the speakerphone. My Mom was cackling once The new girl found out.
6:43 both of them were like “which glass did I poison again?”
1:25
This just goes to show how sad this system is. My elderly dad keeps getting harassment from New York about "unpayed child support". Those kids are full grown adults and he had cared for my siblings ever step of the way. Not to mention the fact that he was basically forced out of an already terrible arrangement. He made visits as much as he could, gifted more than enough money, and yet some how there are thousands of dollars in debt cropping up out of no where.
We do *not* live in New York. America is wild 😭
Hold on to your heart in these trying times and never give up hope in a better future least you help pave the way to a more desolate one.
NY is notorious for chasing people for money they don't actually owe. Hopefully it will be settled at some point.
34:48 This could've been a _lot_ worse. I forget where it is, but there's a museum somewhere that has on exhibit a log with a mummified hunting dog stuck in it. The dog got stuck at some point in the past and wasn't found until years later when the tree was felled for lumber and the saws miraculously missed the dog by inches. The dog was several meters up the tree. They determined that it must've chased some animal into the tree and managed to squeeze itself in until it couldn't go back anymore so the only thing it could do was keep pushing up until it got stuck.
still the saddest shit in the world in my eyes
7:59 I suspect that's just effectively a population density map. Yes, with more people you get both more people with fur suits and more people that can erroneously see big foots.
Or random hikers are actually seeing "big foot" but it's really just Tommy in a Furry Suit because that makes sense. I think that's the intention of the post, but I could see people getting it flipped.
There is an XKCD comic about this. Maps that show where certain types of people live are going to reflect normal population density maps, and therefore you get situations where Correlation is mistaken for causation.
(Ik this is old, but I just wanted to pipe in and say that (29:35) putting food in your pockets so search doggos will find you first does not work, as they are trained to ignore all other scents than human (or whatever they are searching for atm).).
My brain: then just put human meat in your pocket 🤷♀️
Problem solved
13:03 Are we going to ignore the Joker head with his mouth open in the bat urinal?
The hit man thing happened to my grandma. She was a corrections officer and she was nice to an inmate who after getting to know each other offered to off my grandpa who would beat her and my dad and uncle. My grandpa was a notable cop.
Did she take him up on it?
@@silver6071 no, my grandma ended up running to a far away state with my uncle and dad
Why does the cop part not surprise me?
@@witherschat Cause acab? Domestic abuse happens way more often in situations where one of the people in the relationship is a cop, cause if the other person were to call the cops, the cops would most likely believe their cop buddy over their partner/want to protect their cop buddy more than a random person they don't know.
Ok, the creepy thing about that VR one just before 29:29 is that a dad literally did that. Got into a relationship online using his son’s photo and name (while son was at college). I think his wife found out and ratted him out to her before they could meet though… can’t remember for sure. But it was a very alarming story.
Search and rescue dogs are actually trained to ignore food when they're on the job. Any destroyed building will have food in it somewhere, so they need the dogs to disregard it and focus on finding people. There's a whole process they go through to teach the dogs, that's not what we're doing right now. Not saying having hot dogs in your pocket wouldn't help, though.
about being cringe on purpose,When i was younger i tried to convince my super religious mom that i was an atheist and didn't want to do anything christian related anymore but she didn't accept it,so in one church event (which i was forced again to participate) i just stand there the whole time,the meeting was over 3 hours and i was asked several times to sit down but thanks to the power of hate i stayed there.
The next day i could see that my mom heard about the meeting bv she was super embarrassed, and now with confirmation that this works i just did that every time at church and she had the choice:leave me be my atheist self or be super awkward with the church frieds, thankfully she picked the first one.
The best way to avoid situations like this is just make everyone so uncomfortable that they ask you to leave
Yep. The last time my parents double booked me and made me cancel my plans so they wouldn't look bad backfired epically on them. I was told to call my troop leader and explain to her why I couldn't volunteer that weekend like I'd said I could. So I called her up and told her "I'm sorry but I won't be able to volunteer this weekend. Sorry for the late notice, but my parents just informed me they volunteered me to help at church tomorrow without checking if I was free, so they told me to call you and explain that I can't come tomorrow because keeping commitments is important". I got in trouble "for making them look bad" (like no, you did that all by yourself), but they never did it again. They even had the audacity to try to tell me I never asked about going, until I pointed out that the event was written on the calendar in my mother's handwriting, which was then crossed out to add the event they voluntold me for. So not only did they know I had an event, they knew when they wrote it on the calendar and still blamed me.
All future times they failed to check if I was free they made the phonecalls. The extra fun time was the time "I only figured out the night before I'd double booked myself" when my plans for the next day were sleeping in cause I didn't have plans.
As regards the question about developing autism on purpose... I wouldn't say that autism is like having a constant psychedelic trip sensory-wise. It's more like being constantly drunk and overly aware of your surroundings. (At least, it is for me- I have massive hypersensitivity, I know that others have hyposensitivity.)
@@AIHumanEquality yeah... I just have never heard of someone describing it as being like being high. The implications of that post were that the friend was the one who said that it was like his uncle was high all the time and not the uncle saying it. I can see autistic people looking high from an outside perspective though...
Like being drunk? Being drunk always makes me less sensitive to any noise etc
I'm autistic and I also get high plenty. No it's nothing like the same.
@@tomlxyz I haven't gotten properly drunk before, but I have gotten inhalation drunk, and it turned my already hypersensitive senses up to eleven. It's an _interesting_ sensation.
Tbh I don't understand why tf anyone would wanna develop autism on purpose, like just... That's weird. Then again though, I was born with it and I'm often terrible at wording things correctly, don't get 100% of social cues (though I think I learned pretty fast all things considered) and struggle with complex things- including complex emotions, goes about as well for me as trying to figure out the instructions on a manual that didn't come with an English translation... If ya really wanna know how that ended, the thing got installed backwards but it still sorta worked so oh well ig ^^'
32:42 I’m surprised that there isn’t more Zoroark or Salazzle art. Zoroark literally has a Pokédex entry: “Seeking to ease the burden of solitude, lonely trainers tell Zoroark to show illusions to them.”
Caught Zoroark have seen things.
Hisuian Zoroark is the result
Which one is that, I don’t play the games, I only know a few Pokémon.
The werewolf looking one that uses ilusions@@matthewboire6843
4:40 the joke is that he is a car enthusiast and he doesn’t know what essential oils are. He has a show that’s popular in several countries.
I know Spider-man revealing his identity to a terminally ill kid might seem bad. But at least he’s making them happy.
Iirc the cartoon implied he didn’t know
terminally aisle
I have an incredibly painful nerve disease and until they found a med that helped my disease, all they could do was treat my pain with sedatives, muscle relaxants & morphine. I spent about 13 yrs without being able to focus, complete full sentences that make sense. I refer to them as my zombie years. High almost constantly, dazed, sometimes almost tripping. I feel like those years were stolen from me. I HATE taking my painkillers when I need them because I loath the feeling of confusion and all the other side effects.
I remember getting my highschool graduation photos. I was 15 at the time (highschool is different here, most graduate at 16, I was just born in early September so I was a little younger). Anyways, got my photos, and i thought i looked fine. Mom took me to get them redone by some old dude in his basement and they both had me stand there while they picked apart every single last inch of my face and fixed me up in Photoshop. This was in the early 2000s. I was bullied for being mixed race and fat and they just... Made me look like someone I wasn't. They took my curly hair, my complexion, my freckles, eye colour, teeth, lips, my bushy eyebrows, jaw, chin, everything. I HAD dimples, just not in the right place and obviously not the right size, and also we had to put makeup on my photo, even if i was never comfortable with wearing it, since even back then, i knew i was a boy... It was insane. I'm part Jewish and Native on my dad's side. The person they made me into looked absolutely nothing like me. Really messed up with my head.
Oof.
@@SpringStarFangirl I only started trying to get a tan 2 years ago. I'm 34... You can say that again
@@incineroar9933 yeah... I'm also Jewish, and if someone had tried to Photoshop me to look more conventionally attractive, there would be punching involved.
They should not have done that. You are enough, just as you are.
My brother worked at a juvenile detention center. My niece told her teacher "Daddy keeps bad boys locked in cages"
As someone who has trouble with insomnia I can honestly say I tossed and turned for hours and did not nap. Time did not pass quickly and after about three hours I give up trying and get back up and do something else, read, paint, puzzles, for a few hours then try again. No luck get dressed and face the day.
same
And the worst thing about it?
You're tired. You're very tired _the entire time._ You desperately _want_ to sleep, but you can't.
Yeah. Me too.
Muthbusters. Don't get up, keep laying down. Intent to rest does helps.
@@John_Weiss Yes, the worst part of insomnia for me is being incredibly exhausted too and still not able to fall asleep! It totally sucks!
About the only cat or dog that you should be allowed to keep on a vegan diet is a stuffed animal. At least then, they won't starve.
Right? If people don't want to feed meat to their pets, buy a rabbit or guinea pig 😂
That video was a satire that mocks vegans who do that
Well, to be honest my dog knows no difference between plantbased protein and actual meat 😂 Atleast in my country we have plant based protein products that are really similar to meat products. Especially chicken is weirdly easy to "copy".
But I don't know if the plant based proteins would be safe and healthy as the only source of protein for dogs.
Then again most dog food is mostly wheat and stuff like pig skin and lungs...
My dog also likes tomatoes, carrots and stuff like that.
But the dog food I buy her is almost pure meat, bones and fish, only a little cereals. And the family eats mostly plant based and fish 😂
Wifebeater as the name for a tank seems to have died down somewhat, the whole boomerish 'get home, lose the work clothes, and be angry/drunk/agro' business seems to not show up as often in mainstream stuff (which 25yrs ago, it was still super common)
...but it's a wifebeater...if its a white, sleeveless shirt made with that thin, cotton material, it's a wifebeater!
36:03 In that case I also saw an angel tear out another angels tail and rip a weasel appart. Oh, and in our neighborhood an angel cracked a child's skull with its teeth. Though maybe you could say that that's more biblically accurate than what is commonly referred to as an "angel" nowadays.
Moral of the story. Don't frick with the nurse's. They may have hitmen on tap...good to know😂
"I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do. It was . . . natural causes." 😇
@@JamesJoy-yc8vsbullets are made of lead, lead comes from the earth, natural causes.
@@Skullhawk13 and, of course, it's only natural to be unable to live with bullets in you...
37:05 I like to imagine that someday in the future an archaeologist finds the Bass Pro Shop Pyrmaid and makes wild theories for how it could be connected to the pyramids of Egypt.
Fuck, I wrote "Pyramaid". Now I have to imagine a pyramid in a maid outfit.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit could be worse.... Imagine the Greek god of war Ares trying to fly a F22A Raptor
Draw or get someone to draw, a pyramid in a maid dress
Idk about Pyramaid, but PyrOmaid sounds like a fire (pun intended) RPG character
Once I had a dream where I was in bed, unable to fall asleep. Waking up and basically teleporting a few centimetres felt so weird
I once woke up from my bed and headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast, I then woke up because that was a dream and headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast, I then woke up from THAT dream and headed to the kitchen to eat breakfast.
I went through that loop maybe seven more times getting more and more frustrated until my Mom came into my bedroom and woke me up for real, and she was upset with me because I hadn’t eaten breakfast yet.
Don’t mess with dreams, folks.
@@kaleenar963 This happens to me so often it's so frustrating. It's when you're *trying* to wake up and your brain is like "nah, we have waking up at home" and just puts you in a dream
I'm pretty sure that's what the scenario described in the video was. A person fell asleep, dreamed about going to bed, and then woke up in bed thinking that the dream had been the events of the previous night.
@@haz6908this happened to me whenever im very sick from fever, the last time it happened i was stuck in a steampunk-esque factory that formed into a maze with huge machinery and pipes everywhere.
But wherever i go, i would always go back to the middle of the maze and the faster i run the more my head hurts. It then turned into a bird's eye view and i can see the layout of the maze somehow, but i will always return to the middle wherever i go.
Ive spent like hours waking up and sleeping only to return to that damn maze. Its one of the worst dream ive had, and its not like horror type scary!
@@kaleenar963 Got a similar childhood story from when I was like 10? I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and then woke up in bed, pants down and wet the bed. That was the first time in forever I wet the bed and luckily never happened again afterwards
Unfortunately, I have a chihuahua who IS vegan because all forms of meat cause her face to swell up. She’s under vet care so she’s completely healthy. The weird thing is, for the first six months of her life she was fine. Just one day she swelled up and we took her to the vet. They gave her steroids and allergy medications. It was tested later. No chicken or beef. She doesn’t like fish lol.
In the beginning of every video when he says that we smell great it honestly makes me feel so happy. when I was younger I was bullied really terribly because I sweat a lot, and for whatever reason they thought that it was part of my religion not to bathe...? so whenever those people would be around me they would hold their noses and say awful things to me, even though I know I smelled fine and even bathed more than I should for fear of smelling. Just knowing that someone across the world thinks I smell good, feels awesome. Thank you.
16:28 - "I'm 18M- whoops!" *proceeds to do it in more masc voice*
You focused on Flash's but completely ignored that Batman would be aiming into the Joker's mouth.
ok i know batman's straight but i don't think that urinal is
@@kitty79er Depending on what kind of fanfiction you read, Batman isn't always straight 😂
@@slythief6607 true 😂
20:16 well, I don't know about her but I do know that sleep walkers are able to do that (listen people and react or interact with them while sleeping) and be still really sleeping and even deeply sleeping
18:40 Same thing happened to me, more than once, as a kid and an adult. I called it blink sleep. It happened when I didn't feel tired either, but looking back I was probably overtired.
I call it blink sleep too
@@anyalundberg2174 same!
I’ve only met one professional body builder in my life. It was off season, but she was massive (in comparison with other people I’ve met), but once it was show season, I saw her post dietary requirements (also tips to not actually hurt yourself by losing too much body fat), and she mentioned that one tactic people used was literally not drinking water at all the day before or day off the show in order to avoid water weight and frame the muscles better.
On the "Being like that all the time sounds awful" note. I'm schizospec and yes. Yes it is. It's horrendous really. Granted my psychotic shit is antagonistic towards me and I have paranoia. I'm sure for some people it's not as terrible.
You Can live a pretty normal life with it. But you Need medication and therapy to stand a chance. At least if it's paranoid and/ or antagonistic.
Hallucinating sounds kinda fun on paper, and it Can be at times. Depends on what it is you're hallucinating. (I have a protector that I Love and that part is Really nice. For exapmle.)
But in general, it's just not worth it. Especially if you're schizophrenic. You can't trust your own mind or your own senses and the unreality is just so terrible sometimes.
(Just trying to spread awareness. Since we get garbage representation in media as a whole.)
Imagine not having terrible enough vision to not be able to experience the joke at 21:13 by taking off your glasses
0:44 the full bit is even better - the guy performing says something like “two people clapped, one of them was brown and the other was white. how did that work?”
Sauce?
"wtf bro-"
Imho the autism one sounds like they mixed it up with schizophrenia💀
I thought so too
@@AIHumanEquality Yes, the feeling isn't the exact one described in the video and I do know that, but it's the closest any condition can get to it without drugs, at least according to my knowledge, maybe apart from extreme sleep deprivation, dehydration and/or hunger.
Also, I'm sorry you have to experience that, and that you had to go through such horrid things. I truly hope the best for you, and that your condition(s) will get easier to manage and cope with in the future. You're incredibly strong for getting this far, and still managing, good job
@@AIHumanEquality /supportivehugsfromrandomstranger
Sounds more like they mixed it up with synesthesia.
It kind of reminds me of Alice in Wonderland syndrome, that messes with perception of reality in a way that COULD be described as trippy. But it's not like, fractals and colours and stuff, more like a Tim Burton film
2:20 I'm a vegetarian since I'm 12 years old.
I have (currently) 3 cats and one dog.
ALL of them get meat.
WTF is wrong with people... I'm a vegetarian because *I* can live a healthy normal life without meat, and I love animals.
But my pets *need* meat. Denying them their natural diet is the same animal cruelty that I wanted to avoid when I switched my diet...
WTF....
I would argue vegetarian dog food is theoretically possible (still issues with current options (pea protein helt consequences, high in cheap carbohydrates))
Good animal care requires nutritional coverage of all their needs and leafy greens aren't representative of much of any obligate carnivores needs, nor even recently less obligate carnivore spicies
Dw this video in particular is ironic 👍
But there are 100% people who actually act like that
I figured it was a joke, because otherwise it wouldn't be posted, but yeah there are people who try to have their dogs/cats be on vegan diets.
I don't get how someone could be like that. Just get a rabbit or something! They're cute and you'll never need to feed them meat!
38:40 That was actually the original audio that they claimed to have heard. They were like "we put this microphone down this hole and heard hell."
For some reason, I expected some reverb fart.
The video could be a fake voice over who made it specifically for people to add their own sounds to the end. I was expecting a Rick roll.
1:35 - This has happened plenty of times. Where companies will say they can only talk to the person, even though they are dead. And they won't accept death certificates, for whatever strange reason.