I put the droid army theme over some chinese marching and it fits too well

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 พ.ค. 2020

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  • @ausrufezeichen8507
    @ausrufezeichen8507  2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

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    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is actually Clone Army Theme

    • @somaraisan
      @somaraisan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      China: 🕺🕺🕺(💪💪💪)
      The rest of the world: 🥱

    • @IQUICKSC0PEDJFK
      @IQUICKSC0PEDJFK หลายเดือนก่อน

      Geiles Ding

  • @farcry3974
    @farcry3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7551

    "200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way"

    • @hajax16th
      @hajax16th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

      "your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud"

    • @cr4yv3n
      @cr4yv3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +837

      @@hajax16th Xi: "we take great pride in our brainwashing and ideological training. This group was created just 20 years ago."

    • @MrDdeded
      @MrDdeded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@cr4yv3n underrated reply

    • @djert24
      @djert24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Master siyfadius did all this?

    • @hakon_dlc
      @hakon_dlc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Chinese fertility program be like

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8240

    The synchronized turning of the heads felt exactly like something droids would do.

  • @tenletters5889
    @tenletters5889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    You know unlike the CIS, I don't think china is too fond of separatism

    • @sidetrack3887
      @sidetrack3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOLOLOLOL ok that was a good one

    • @tombakersfield742
      @tombakersfield742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chaos happens never know when where what side to join be on natural disasters anything can happen in the future maybe good things maybe bad

    • @Chabier-mx2mz
      @Chabier-mx2mz หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Neither was Trade Federation but yet mutual interest push them to side with separatist...

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Depends on who is doin' the seperatin'

    • @eho6380
      @eho6380 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh they like to separate other countries, which is very CIS.

  • @KingCARROT19
    @KingCARROT19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    "I will not condone an action that will lead us to war" Said the queen calmly as her planet was invaded

    • @KingCARROT19
      @KingCARROT19 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Never Guy it wasn't, but she was the queen as far as anyone else was concerned

    • @candiman4243
      @candiman4243 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Star Wars once again with on-the-nose political commentary. Turns out that appeasement, does not, in fact, protect you.

    • @rikk319
      @rikk319 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@candiman4243 She didn't appease; she made no offer to accept the Trade Federation's demands. It was just a stupid script decision by Lucas. As Aragorn said to a similar ridiculous statement by Theoden: "War is upon you, whether you would risk it or not."

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@rikk319 These are two totally different scenarios. Aragorn correctly stated that the orks didn't want to take over Rohan, they wanted to kill everyone in this country. In this case, you have to fight for your life.
      But the trade federation didn't came with the intent to kill everyone on Naboo, they just wanted to get a new planet under their control. The queen could've ordered the guards to fight against the droids until the end. But in this case, there would've been fights in the streets and the capital city would've been bombed, resulting in many civilian deaths. So she made the decision not to fight in the first place and call for help later.
      Sometimes it's better to surrender if you can't win a direct fight. In WW2, Denmark did the same when Germany invaded them and spared their people a lot of suffering.

    • @rikk319
      @rikk319 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Mis7erSeven Whether the scenarios were different had nothing to do with the theme of royal leaders making ridiculous statements against the obvious.

  • @aloseronline4659
    @aloseronline4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4409

    The fact that the music becomes low and serious when xijiangping is in the car is just too good

    • @layzee3810
      @layzee3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      “This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!”

    • @mosmaiorum753
      @mosmaiorum753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ah, victory.

    • @tommytom5757
      @tommytom5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂😂I lost it there

    • @sidetrack3887
      @sidetrack3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Count Dooku has arrived

    • @eli888..
      @eli888.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you had to copy and paste that name lol

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5702

    A clone army, and one of the finest we've ever created.

    • @cathyevans6194
      @cathyevans6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      No bleep Sherlock

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      @@cathyevans6194 you can say "shit" online, your parents won't get you lol

    • @youraveragebrian8305
      @youraveragebrian8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      XD

    • @lionthatsleeps9726
      @lionthatsleeps9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Lol that can be used racially

    • @layzee3810
      @layzee3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      “A thousand units ready, and a million more well on the way.”

  • @Aaleg
    @Aaleg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Me: *enters the wrong class room*
    The students: 0:45

    • @themaincharacterinthebible8815
      @themaincharacterinthebible8815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao this comment is too underrated

    • @tombakersfield742
      @tombakersfield742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t go to class I’m to old and don’t go to school but chaos and random events happen and natural disasters calamities etc one can just sit and watch the chaos that happens in the world from afar or up close if I die I die but it doesn’t stop the chaos of this world only God could

    • @schishne7546
      @schishne7546 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      damm i had to laugh too hard on this

    • @elizabethmacpherson856
      @elizabethmacpherson856 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀 omg 😂

    • @maximusflodin247
      @maximusflodin247 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      POV you social credit score goes down

  • @boku5192
    @boku5192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    1:20 Dark lord of the Sith enters the scene.

    • @fakenman
      @fakenman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Darth Pooh-Bear

    • @fulconini
      @fulconini 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The way he just stands there looks so goofy😂

    • @thomasprislacjr.4063
      @thomasprislacjr.4063 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      "I am the Senate"

    • @josephlongbone4255
      @josephlongbone4255 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      "The People's Republic will be reformed into the 9th Chinese Empire!"
      "Our new mandate of Heaven shall bring peace to the Galaxy!"

    • @GuitarsAndSynths
      @GuitarsAndSynths หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dark XI

  • @cyberclawterror950
    @cyberclawterror950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4993

    If I become the leader of a country Bucketlist:
    1. Replace the national anthem with Droid March
    2. Invent battle droids
    3. *Invade Naboo*

    • @tasentriessomething7965
      @tasentriessomething7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      2.5 Invent Naboo

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@tasentriessomething7965 Mongolia's probably a good stand in; take an picture of one of Mongolia's queens and the Naboo queen, it's quite uncanny how similar they are. Before you and anyone say it, I have literally nothing against Mongolia nor it's people, I was just spitting a memory from a Star Wars Prequal memes video out, I swear.

    • @simonsemmelmeier4282
      @simonsemmelmeier4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Does invading Naboo also mean getting Naboobies? 🥺

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@simonsemmelmeier4282 alright I will admit that got a giggle out of me; should've know something like this would've showed up at some point.
      To answer your question (despite me objections); I think it's a solid, maybe.

    • @tasentriessomething7965
      @tasentriessomething7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tommyfox854 Sir, why so factual?

  • @Papashaft
    @Papashaft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    The closest thing to an actual clone army

    • @thedrunkapple838
      @thedrunkapple838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      taking the stereotype "they all look the same" a little too far lmao.

    • @bigbrother7604
      @bigbrother7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@thedrunkapple838 No, just give 'em actual clone armor and I'll think we're on the star wars universe lol.

    • @Daniel-gu5ok
      @Daniel-gu5ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@thedrunkapple838 as an Asian, I'll allow it

    • @gerard8591
      @gerard8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@thedrunkapple838 I think he’s talking more about the level of synchronization than how they look

    • @thedrunkapple838
      @thedrunkapple838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@gerard8591 ik ik I was just making a joke

  • @Hollywood_2236
    @Hollywood_2236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    0:51 fits AMAZINGLY well!

    • @fixer1140
      @fixer1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Magnificent, aren't they?"

    • @nathanmendoza4046
      @nathanmendoza4046 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      looks like a bunch of big sliding blocks from afar lol

  • @lmao_lol_xd
    @lmao_lol_xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    "We're going to invade the United States."
    "My lord... is that... legal?"
    "I'll make it legal."

    • @levelazn
      @levelazn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      we build chinatowns everywhere, its game over

    • @user-ds2mc1ps5n
      @user-ds2mc1ps5n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I am the United Nations!

    • @darkmattergamesofficial
      @darkmattergamesofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      More like Taiwan, but yes LOL

    • @dreadlord8628
      @dreadlord8628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even tho there's currently pressure on an area of my right lung this comment thread had me fucking laughing in pain.

    • @thedawg2510
      @thedawg2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean there equipment will probably break and malfunction like the majority of things that come out of China 🇺🇸🤣🤌🏼

  • @iiiiii5772
    @iiiiii5772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    This level of synchronisation would take a whole year to master. They really put a large amount of effort into their military parades

    • @alexfrance8864
      @alexfrance8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Thats communism for you, thats all they do is stuff like this

    • @tyberiusmartyn38
      @tyberiusmartyn38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@alexfrance8864
      Technically China Is Capitalist And I Think You Meant Socialism

    • @benalor1973
      @benalor1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@tyberiusmartyn38, It's authoritarian with heavy centralized planning by it's government with the facade of Capitalism.

    • @tyberiusmartyn38
      @tyberiusmartyn38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@benalor1973
      I Would Personally Describe It As Authoritarian Capitalism

    • @benalor1973
      @benalor1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@tyberiusmartyn38, problem with that is Capitalism is only privately owned businesses and services rather than the state. The P.R.C. heavily influences these businesses's decisions.
      Maybe Authoritarian "Capitalism" could work, but it may require a whole new name to be more accurate with what is going on in the P.R.C.. Perhaps "Centralism" could work, where the state influences businesses to achieve it's own agenda.

  • @happypidgey53
    @happypidgey53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    This is an underrated masterpiece

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The soldiers at the end jogging next to the vehicles with the radio backpacks really reminded me of B1 Battle Droids.

  • @WattledBadge069
    @WattledBadge069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    0:52 looks & sounds like it straught up could be an establishing shot for some movie or something, with the height of the song coming in perfectly.

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Pan out from the heroes just having accomplished something important.
      Transition to 00:52
      *keyboard clacking and computer beeps*
      *Beijing, The People's Republic of China*

    • @PaleBlueDott
      @PaleBlueDott หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Plus the flag eloquently waving. Truly cinematic.

  • @kanahayakenzie3740
    @kanahayakenzie3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    1:54 that fits so well

    • @moderatecosmos5480
      @moderatecosmos5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This is the best formation I've ever seen

    • @kanahayakenzie3740
      @kanahayakenzie3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moderatecosmos5480 i know comrade

    • @mikey5589
      @mikey5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Marching to the Jedi temple lmao

    • @valentins.905
      @valentins.905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There a little to fast

    • @nibirjonakboruah5456
      @nibirjonakboruah5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@victores1 He will get
      *Roger Roger'ed*

  • @tyberiusmartyn38
    @tyberiusmartyn38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Magnificent Aren't They?
    200'000 Units Ready, With A Million More Well On The Way

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They do have 1.5 BILLION people
      Amassing a 10 million troop army for ww3 is possible

    • @Shvetsario
      @Shvetsario 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why your comma all the way up there? Should be down here","

    • @Subhumanoid_
      @Subhumanoid_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Based on those numbers and how impressive they seemed to _them,_ I just realized Earth alone could crush their whole galaxy, Republic and CIS, both.

    • @AberrationHorror
      @AberrationHorror 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why’d you capitalize every word

    • @The_mrbob
      @The_mrbob หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Shvetsario inhaled helium

  • @YamatoPower9000
    @YamatoPower9000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    If John Williams wrote national anthems for many countries... what a planet this would be...

    • @inquisitorwalmarius6650
      @inquisitorwalmarius6650 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      a more martial one im sure. and nationalistic one, which may not even be a bad thing with how much globalism have eroded different nations identity.

  • @MadLad_Poli33
    @MadLad_Poli33 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    They act like droids and look like clones

    • @whisky_tango_fox503
      @whisky_tango_fox503 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, they're clones that act like droids.

    • @JoshuaC-Work
      @JoshuaC-Work 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@whisky_tango_fox503 ???

  • @cyberclawterror950
    @cyberclawterror950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    This might be the best use of The Droid March ever

    • @gungner6166
      @gungner6166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, and the Amazon one

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    1:54 For a moment I thought those were SS uniforms and did the hardest double take of my life.

    • @andrewcipriano2890
      @andrewcipriano2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Might as well be

    • @mrunaltondre6051
      @mrunaltondre6051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well there are rumors that China has detention camps for Muslims

    • @andrewcipriano2890
      @andrewcipriano2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@mrunaltondre6051there are actual photos of said concentration camps

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amuffin8038 Ok boy

    • @elliottpike9925
      @elliottpike9925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      So they went from battle droids to storm troopers

  • @joahvanzijll7704
    @joahvanzijll7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It's actually fascinating that this played at the clones reveal, maybe some foreshadowing.

  • @katakesh8566
    @katakesh8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    It's weird hearing the CIS theme being used for a clone army

    • @chisinau1302
      @chisinau1302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This theme was used with the Colne army too

    • @LibertyPrimed
      @LibertyPrimed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chisinau1302 thats what they said

    • @baconbriqs
      @baconbriqs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was probably used for both to show how both sides did good and evil

    • @avocadoseveryday9354
      @avocadoseveryday9354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😂 you’re not wrong

    • @sushimachine567
      @sushimachine567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao cause it bcoz they all look the same? (I am asian too)

  • @cyberswiper6317
    @cyberswiper6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    OMG lol I can’t stop laughing plus the Chinese tanks have the same colour as the droid tanks as well!

    • @neanderthal2599
      @neanderthal2599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean so do Abraham's as well

    • @user-qz9vm4tx4e
      @user-qz9vm4tx4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@neanderthal2599 Abraham? *ABRAHAM?!* it's Abrams, you dingus.

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@user-qz9vm4tx4e Abraham 😂 must be the Israeli ripoff of the Abrams tank

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@safwanshuhaib9968 merkava? Nah more like abraham
      I swear if israel gets license to produce m1 mbts then they need to call them abrahams

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amistrophy ISRAEL ARMY BE LIKE: *I HURT YOU WITH THE POWER OF OUR HOLY FATHER*

  • @george9057
    @george9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    You have to appreciate that shot of the perfectly waving flag at 0:52 with the massive Chinese army in the background as it pans left.
    That’s some good cameragraphy right there, and I bet they put a fan next to that flag.

    • @sidetrack3887
      @sidetrack3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the fan? oh why wouldn't they it would look terrible if they didn't

    • @rtixboi4193
      @rtixboi4193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sidetrack3887 and they likely would have been shot if it wasn’t good

    • @sidetrack3887
      @sidetrack3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rtixboi4193 probably

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      cameragraphy

    • @tinienteabanil2922
      @tinienteabanil2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rtixboi4193 they would have deducted social points not killed

  • @user-ky3ic4td4b
    @user-ky3ic4td4b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    The invasion of Naboo and the Invasion of Taiwan i feel are going to be one in the same.

  • @Ze9zz
    @Ze9zz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "General Guojin was truly a force to be reckon with if he lead such a powerful army."
    ○ +10 Galactic Credits

  • @ausrufezeichen8507
    @ausrufezeichen8507  3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Thanks for the views on this thing that I made on 5 am during the first lockdown one year ago. I'm glad you guys like it.

    • @VFIRE666
      @VFIRE666 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      this video is amazing😊😊😊

  • @Zman14888
    @Zman14888 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Honestly, I find this less of a joke on the Chinese military and more of a testament to how good John Williams is at composing military marches.

  • @stevetheduck1425
    @stevetheduck1425 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    As an ex-serviceman, that head-turning as the boss goes by happens even when the reviewer is walking down the ranks. You as a soldier are to look them right in the eye.
    - with all sane, human leaders, this means they get the point that we are all real, living breathing people, voters, and the relatives of voters.
    SHOULD make them think twice before getting us into a war.
    Doesn't stop them.

    • @TreewwwyYzzerdd
      @TreewwwyYzzerdd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Luckily marching in a straight line makes them easier targets for drones.

    • @mrobocop1666
      @mrobocop1666 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most Russian soldiers willingly go and risk lives, understanding that's for interests of the country, nation and its future and limiting Western expansion.
      Ukrainian soldiers were the same, but not so sure about morals of current Ukrainian soldiers who are civilians literally forcefully dragged into army from the streets

  • @abattledroid7649
    @abattledroid7649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Roger roger, all hail the Confederacy of Chinese Systems!

  • @PissingContest
    @PissingContest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    this is underrated, it's just too perfect

  • @Iamkenuff
    @Iamkenuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    My lord, is that legal?

    • @lennisvenfelt2351
      @lennisvenfelt2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I will make it legal

    • @harrysmith1070
      @harrysmith1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I will send my apprentice, Darth Mao.

    • @dave_sic1365
      @dave_sic1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      taiwan will make a fine addition to chinas collection

    • @rtixboi4193
      @rtixboi4193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@dave_sic1365 taiwan, Macau, and Hong Kong will make a fine addition to my collection

    • @user-ds2mc1ps5n
      @user-ds2mc1ps5n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I am the United Nations!

  • @nielsmichiels1939
    @nielsmichiels1939 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    A mindless drone army, perfect fit.

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dusty_giraffe2111
      So it's racist to point out that these.......soldiers....... behave like a drone army.
      (Their more like mercenaries to me)
      Have you looked at them?
      These soldiers are mindless because they have to follow the blind orders of their superiors.
      They can not think for themselves and question orders.
      They can not question at all or they're swept away as an "anti revolutionary".
      By naming these things wrong you just dilude the word of its power.
      It isn't racist, it's an apt observation of these soldier's behaviour.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But are they clones 😊

    • @youcefsiouda
      @youcefsiouda หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Talking like every other army are free thinkers like you

    • @invertedparadox8440
      @invertedparadox8440 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You should hear about the other armies, lmfao

  • @mistahwhoop7938
    @mistahwhoop7938 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Magnificent aren't they?"

  • @Joe2033
    @Joe2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I can actually see the Chinese instantly joining the CIS since it favors big business.

    • @a.d8509
      @a.d8509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The trade federation is probably based off of China

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.d8509 China is based on the Trade Federation, they already included genocide to be more loyal to the original material

    • @donnachalavery3633
      @donnachalavery3633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Usa*

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@donnachalavery3633 USA is the Empire, that gives you a good idea already

    • @rtixboi4193
      @rtixboi4193 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well China could be similar to the cis as it was basically just a massive group of large corporations and businesses

  • @polygonalfortress
    @polygonalfortress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A clone army with the synchronisation of a droid army

  • @L3oT1g3r-
    @L3oT1g3r- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hearing this on the classic battlefront while starting up a galactic conquest always hyped me up!

  • @generalkalani8817
    @generalkalani8817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This fits well to well....

  • @lordvader1672
    @lordvader1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Most impressive

    • @hugini7488
      @hugini7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!

  • @madswipe4419
    @madswipe4419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Select a planet for invasion:
    Earth
    Choose a bonus:
    Garrison

  • @wingy200
    @wingy200 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Chairman Xievous: "I have been trained in the warfare arts by Count Sun Tzu."

  • @theultimatelifeform2633
    @theultimatelifeform2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    300'000 ready and a billion more well on the way

  • @generalgrievous5474
    @generalgrievous5474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    This feels wrong but also not

  • @Szo-me9uv
    @Szo-me9uv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    00:19 the buildup to this climax, then the slow pan shot of them standing menacingly is perfect 😂

  • @ArmUkraine
    @ArmUkraine หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The fact that the American military is by not a small margin larger than this is quite scary to any extra terrestrial opponent.

    • @user-zy7bf4lf3y
      @user-zy7bf4lf3y หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      А Америки две мамы😂

    • @ArmUkraine
      @ArmUkraine หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@user-zy7bf4lf3y at least it’s got more mothers than you have fifth generation aircraft 💀

  • @BorZoi_
    @BorZoi_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Magnificent Aren't they?"

  • @roguefighter7076
    @roguefighter7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was looking for sound effects and found this. Wasn't disappointed.

  • @blakevonsanden1099
    @blakevonsanden1099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Quite simply THIS WORKS!!!! Good job!!!

  • @osfallatah3459
    @osfallatah3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud!

  • @artix13x95
    @artix13x95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Magnificent, aren't they?

  • @MrOrcpro
    @MrOrcpro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is unironically lit! Nice editing, bro👍

  • @rexstocephirxiii4263
    @rexstocephirxiii4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    On the one hand , you can't deny this level of coordination is impressive, but on the other I shudder to imagine what kind of crazy, probably inhumane training they used to make it happen.

    • @clintfowler1526
      @clintfowler1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s not as impressive as you think. Anyone can be taught to drill with practice and discipline. They can follow orders. But can they think outside the box and make adjustments? I doubt it. Plus with inferior gear, they would never match up to the US

    • @antimatteranon
      @antimatteranon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clintfowler1526 that's why they play dirty

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@clintfowler1526 their catching up, their no longer in the dirt but they aren’t quite there yet.

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Never Guy well they still have oil so we got a good chance they won’t.

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      lets just say a lot of these units spend more of their time training for parades than they spend training for combat... take that as you will.

  • @batty4103
    @batty4103 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Not only do they have a Clone army but also factories that produce the Billions of units of Battle Droids

  • @Whaijorhujishkomunyk
    @Whaijorhujishkomunyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:52 lmao that was perfect

  • @rmatkins1
    @rmatkins1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!! BRILLIANT!!!

  • @kuyachamp7618
    @kuyachamp7618 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Every single one of these soldiers have never seen or experienced a real battle. They're trained good, but war isn't designed to follow drills, which makes them one of the most heavily armed inexperienced militaries.

    • @Nabil-ef7lo
      @Nabil-ef7lo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah just like most modern countries does

    • @harrypothead4575
      @harrypothead4575 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      True but they're not war mongerers like the USA though. Also they don't always do parades like this everyday and trains like every other military everyday.

    • @EE-dj7et
      @EE-dj7et 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, the same can be said about both the ROK armed forces and the JSDF. Korea does have a border to handle, but they haven't fought actual war since the 1950's. And the JSDF hasn't fought a war at all. The only army that can be said to possess experience is the US Armed Forces, most of which would take days-weeks to deploy en-masse.

    • @kuyachamp7618
      @kuyachamp7618 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@harrypothead4575 I beg to disagree, China always conducts maritime exercises to "prepare" themselves for invasion of Taiwan and in the defense of their claim of the entirety of South China Sea, in which the international community does not recognise.

  • @zootoo9232
    @zootoo9232 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The drop when the flag hits is so fire

  • @TheColdfrontCommander
    @TheColdfrontCommander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bruh, for having 2k views and you only have 7 subs? Dude. You've earned my support. (Btw nice vid)

  • @cpt.johnraymond6380
    @cpt.johnraymond6380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The worlds #1 enemy march

  • @cesargonzalez4146
    @cesargonzalez4146 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You people forget how difficult is to prepare for a parade, it takes months of rehearsals and practice, an army can't just decide to have a parade the next weekend. Not only the drills have to be perfect, the uniforms, the weapons, the vehicles, the regimental flags, even the head of state and the brass has to rehearsal weeks before the parade, the speeches, the command voices, the places they take on the presidium and the movements they make.

    • @hirdbarding3399
      @hirdbarding3399 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      imagine if armies spent this time actually training

    • @yuluoxianjun
      @yuluoxianjun 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hirdbarding3399 they only use 3 months to do this march ,and usually 2 or 3 years in army for duty,so they only use a very little time to get to this perfect march

  • @rebelcybran5850
    @rebelcybran5850 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Taiwan is Naboo, makes sense now.

  • @VGNtheunwise
    @VGNtheunwise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video really deserves more recognition

  • @noobi9768
    @noobi9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:10 fits so GOOD

  • @jonbauml225
    @jonbauml225 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The slow head turns are so good!

  • @rjmacready1894
    @rjmacready1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "A public display of an over-abundance of force and discipline silently avows the inverse"
    Master Yoda

    • @abraxasarchon
      @abraxasarchon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then no army has force or discipline, every country with an army does this kind of thing.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abraxasarchon It's a deep sounding bit of crap from a George Lucas movie. Don't read into it outside the context of the movie.

    • @bakinginc.3844
      @bakinginc.3844 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@abraxasarchonbut authoritarian regimes do it way more often with mich more show

  • @honduranboi4239
    @honduranboi4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you lose one battle as Japan in HOI4

  • @rtixboi4193
    @rtixboi4193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This deserves more views
    edit: when this is the first comment
    Edit 2: this comment was made when this video had like 5 views

  • @myleelorna6368
    @myleelorna6368 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Asiatic Trade Federation.

  • @stooge389
    @stooge389 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I mean that kind of march music pretty much plays well over any actual army marching lmao

  • @devingraves8044
    @devingraves8044 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this and all I can think about is how much of a disaster it would be if someone tripped or a vehicle broke down

  • @jljljljljl9328
    @jljljljljl9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Magnificent arnt they”

  • @boggeddown778
    @boggeddown778 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how coordinated they all are, its awesome.

  • @Gnarly1212
    @Gnarly1212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like that battle droids look like they’re made of popsicle sticks. It fits with the trade federation’s desire to cut manufacturing costs. It’s almost like a real country known for cheap mass production.

    • @computer1-hc1qn
      @computer1-hc1qn หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yet you buy from them, and for cheap as well.

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:18 and at that moment Palputin was laughing inanely.

  • @-Omega.-
    @-Omega.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 me with my 70 alt accounts on discord

  • @c4knowledge562
    @c4knowledge562 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Is it legal?
    China: I will make it legal
    Sets veto at unsc

  • @demonkiller-kn6uj
    @demonkiller-kn6uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    seeing as how all chinese look the same it fits even better.

    • @yuluoxianjun
      @yuluoxianjun 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      90% of chinese are one same nation

  • @literallya442ndclonetroope5
    @literallya442ndclonetroope5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As obi wan said” A army without loyalty, no spirit, just programming. What have you to show for all your power, what have you to gain?”

  • @LaKbiz
    @LaKbiz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The sky don't lie.

  • @odjflone8330
    @odjflone8330 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    perhaps the empire theme and GAR theme would fit just as well

  • @therageknight8546
    @therageknight8546 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fact that the Trade Federation people speak with Chinese accents makes this even funnier

    • @darthvader7684
      @darthvader7684 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're mean to speak with Japanese accents

    • @therageknight8546
      @therageknight8546 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@darthvader7684 whatever

    • @aidan2139
      @aidan2139 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely Japanese accents, but all Asians are the same right? 😂😂😂

    • @therageknight8546
      @therageknight8546 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aidan2139 for real 🟡🟡🟡

  • @RexWort
    @RexWort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seems more fitting
    Nothing but mindless droids

  • @stormcruiser2245
    @stormcruiser2245 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when they slowly turn their heads. WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL!!??

    • @VFIRE666
      @VFIRE666 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ikr

  • @yiklinkhoo
    @yiklinkhoo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Quite amazing how the droids are animated to be less synchronous to feel more "realistic" in the movie, while the actual humans here are perfectly synced. 😳

  • @BrandonWright99
    @BrandonWright99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:52 Grievous Jump Scare

  • @IsThatJed
    @IsThatJed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The force is strong with the army.

  • @arfgrogue5735
    @arfgrogue5735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know what, the Chinese military may be slightly outdated in terms of technology than the west, but in terms of discipline... that's a whole new thing

    • @clintfowler1526
      @clintfowler1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can March. What about making adjustments on a battle field or having the guts to actually engage a real military? The Chinese have fought no one of consequence in years, just their own citizens.
      These boys will take a few steps in Taiwan and be slaughtered bc they are micro managed by the communist party

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That and their sheer size is what makes them frightening (Brezhnev reportedly dreaded a Chinese invasion attempt of Siberia by Mao for this reason). And in terms of technology, they're catching up some, the Chinese now have a true stealth fighter jet unlike Russia (the J-20, which is supposed to be their answer to the F-22 and F-35). It's a sobering thought that the army in this video could easily be the ones who start World War III (and apparently the Chinese are so confident in their conventional forces that they have a "no first use" policy with their nukes).

  • @ikik1648
    @ikik1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok as robotic as they seem here, I am actually quite proud of my countrymen for having this level of discipline to pull off such crisp formations. This pride stems from the fact that my grandmother was born into the chaos of the Warlords era in Guangdong, where there wasn’t even a China to put a name to. It was just some local warlord, there was no organization, no state, and absolutely no hope.
    The fact that my people can pull themselves up from the abyss and regain order is something. My only hope is that we can mature to realize that (1) recovering the Qing’s lost gains is futile like Russia’s pursuit of imperial territory, don’t do it + (2) our society has grown prosperous but I worry about the succession in our leadership. Not enough fresh ideas are floating to the top, and not enough reformists / humanity-focused individuals are getting to high enough ranks. We are becoming very insular in our thinking, and that’s the same shit that killed the Qing.

    • @clintfowler1526
      @clintfowler1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re robots. They can’t think creatively and have become brain washed to one way of thinking. In a real firefight, they’d get slaughtered

    • @ikik1648
      @ikik1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@clintfowler1526 lol perhaps they will get slaughtered, or perhaps they will trample over you. One thing’s for sure: you’re typing that asinine TH-cam comment while they’re training to kill you eventually. I think I’ll place my bet with the most prepared entity.

    • @clintfowler1526
      @clintfowler1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikik1648 I have my Air Force covering my ass. I can enjoy making these dumb TH-cam comments bc I got my shit done for the day. I would gladly be stationed in Taiwan any time. It would make my day to see the Chinese try and invade. That would put them in their place

    • @RexidusUR
      @RexidusUR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clintfowler1526 Keep dreaming lol

    • @RexidusUR
      @RexidusUR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clintfowler1526 Rent free

  • @dinokidboy8132
    @dinokidboy8132 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    POV USA in 60 years
    "Somehow Xi has returned"

  • @ciankeane6485
    @ciankeane6485 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:19 count dooku 😂

    • @rtixboi4193
      @rtixboi4193 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@christyli8016What?

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:20 Darth Jinping

  • @TheTrex9000
    @TheTrex9000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    US: "In the name of the United Nations Security Council, you are under arrest."
    China: "Are you threatening me?"
    US: "The Security Council will decide your fate."
    China: "I am the Security Council."
    US: "Not yet."

    • @DieGurke_
      @DieGurke_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The whole Prequel Saga is about the American Civil War

    • @SomuaSomua
      @SomuaSomua 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DieGurke_like the 19th century civil war?

    • @computer1-hc1qn
      @computer1-hc1qn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      china is a member of the security council. It can veto any proposal made by it.

  • @umbre04
    @umbre04 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:19 so menacing

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way the music changed at 1:18 when the main villain makes his entrance had me wheezing

  • @bronwiegobller
    @bronwiegobller 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    **coughs**
    **WHOLE CHINESE ARMY SLOWLY TURNS THEIR HEADS AND STARES AT YOU**

  • @Zen-rw2fz
    @Zen-rw2fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congrats, now I wnat to join the PLA