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  • @bronzebravo855
    @bronzebravo855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7538

    “There’s 3 of us and only 1 of him. It won’t matter.” Greatest line said by a droid before death with the exception of “but, I, just, got, promoted.”

    • @aceofspades3257
      @aceofspades3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      He will be missed.

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Idk, "MY KNEES" has me rolling

    • @Eradicator-jv9xr
      @Eradicator-jv9xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Nah it's that lego star wars line In Chapter 3
      "Aw guys! You guys are the best! I never thought Id make it to retirement, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @MRBONEZ-vz2vs
      @MRBONEZ-vz2vs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Eradicator-jv9xr war crime

    • @michaelrobbins9303
      @michaelrobbins9303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's every bf2 player when they see a hero all alone

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    "Miniature Jedi! Half the size of normal Jedi!"
    That's one way to describe Anakin's target practice, I mean younglings.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He was picking flowers for padmeh.

    • @acolyte06312
      @acolyte06312 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 Ah, welcome to Robot Chicken apparently

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@trazyntheinfinite9895Heh

    • @SofiaGaming006
      @SofiaGaming006 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      roger roger

    • @captainotters
      @captainotters 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@SofiaGaming006roger Roger

  • @claymcgranahan
    @claymcgranahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3930

    *falls off cliff*
    “Get back here Sargent!”

    • @jacobc5571
      @jacobc5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      He was not the brightest bulb on the ship

    • @brandonh5201
      @brandonh5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Was that the the movie or the series? 🤔

    • @jacobc5571
      @jacobc5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@brandonh5201 why do you have that emoji

    • @deerdestroyer
      @deerdestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brandonh5201 movie

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That deserter committing suicide just to go awol

  • @zeptier1172
    @zeptier1172 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    1:05
    "we're defending the bridge alone? Against the Jedi? I hate this job"
    God I love the droids.

    • @epicmeme3264
      @epicmeme3264 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      my reaction too

    • @tonydiego2566
      @tonydiego2566 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They have more personality than the clones 😆🤣

  • @a.j.5380
    @a.j.5380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7704

    “Boy this a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back!”
    “I still can’t seem to hit anything.”

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    It’s honestly surprising people just mercilessly kill the droids despite the fact that they are very sentient and very willing to surrender.

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Thats the jedi for you.
      Also the people in sw dont consider droids living things for some reason, they do see them as targets to kill but no mercy is ever shown.

    • @jakeb.7997
      @jakeb.7997 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@fabrypetty1689if we ever get to the point where we have combat droids in the military….I feel it would be good to offer possitive reinforcement and affection when necessary. I mean we keep bringing up stuff like terminator but….that kind of stuff happens when you abuse everything that technology does without appreciating it.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@jakeb.7997 Exactly. Imagine how the CIS could have made every semi-sentient piece of robotics protest for better treatment lmao.

    • @jakeb.7997
      @jakeb.7997 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Cotac_Rastic in reality they would be the same as any human soldier…..they should be treated as such and protected just as a human operator would be protected in the field.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jakeb.7997 Depends on the model honestly, if its just a weapons platform with no brain whatsoever i dont think a human who has to be grown and trained for about 2 decades is worth losing.

  • @VelvetMagician
    @VelvetMagician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7764

    Whoever voiced the battle droids deserves an award

    • @connorredshaw7994
      @connorredshaw7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@slushy8603 it is

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Matthew Wood

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      When you remember the droids and the general who hates them are voiced by the same guy:

    • @Dat_MrBlack
      @Dat_MrBlack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@slushy8603 yes

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He’s also one of the sound designers for Lucasfilm

  • @williammanier6074
    @williammanier6074 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    6:15 the my knees was hilarious!!

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4143

    Sometimes I feel bad for battle droids. Especially since it seems droids have sentience or atleast resemble sentience so much that you develop an emotional attachment like you would a fictional character.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      The best bond was to the reprogrammed droids in the citadel story arc... man they wasted those

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The trouble is that to the enemy they look exactly the same and likely weren't being listen to plus the droids have their programming so they would be aggressive by nature to anyone who is not a prisoner or their senior commander and the Jedi don't view droids as lifeforms but merely objects that move and try to kill them!

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@superomegaprimemk2 But Anakin and Luke both had a bond with R2D2. Although with C3po he always felt like everyone treated him like he was expendable. Like I'm not sure if he ever had any friends besides R2.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@destroyerblackdragon True but remember that most of the droids that Anakin was facing were pretty much trying to kill him on the battlefield, R2 is clearly a droid with limited amounts of programming limitations thus able to do what he deems to be the right course of action but then we know very little about R2 prior to ep1, who built and programmed him in the first place and why he is so independent minded, I'm betting he likely older than we believe, he likely gone through a bunch of refreshes and a few upgrades during his time!

    • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
      @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@superomegaprimemk2 But if you look at the Legends arc it’s revealed that it’s not their fault. They have an inhibitor chip that prevents them from refusing orders. In a way, they are just like the clones: sentient beings built for war, only to be abused again and again

  • @MrMeatyMeat61
    @MrMeatyMeat61 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    4:21 to the next scene is secretly an amazing transition

    • @Cantthinkofanames
      @Cantthinkofanames ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bro got turned into a janitor

    • @tbays5875
      @tbays5875 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      B1: the Jedi has disarmed your bombs
      Slaver: WHAT?😡
      *Many demotions later*
      B1: yep, this is the worst job in the droid army

    • @reubentherblazer9756
      @reubentherblazer9756 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro demoted the messenger 💀

  • @amon6560
    @amon6560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

    1:36 I love how that droid just gave up knowing they couldn't stop Anakin

    • @NetWebUser
      @NetWebUser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      I mean I would too

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      And anakin still killed him even though he practically surrendered. Thats a war crime. The jedi are war criminals

    • @neet-o-muskeet-o4521
      @neet-o-muskeet-o4521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@theskiypdee In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue

    • @njnjco
      @njnjco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@neet-o-muskeet-o4521 The sky isn't blue on every planet and not all Jedi are war criminals, just most of them.

    • @jadinarmstrong3043
      @jadinarmstrong3043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@njnjco and they were also just Droids and not like real people

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal ปีที่แล้ว +76

    6:37
    Padme: (Sounds like she’s escaping from jail)
    The dude guarding her: *Quiet in there!*

  • @genericguy8423
    @genericguy8423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3189

    The Droid screaming " my knees " that shit broke me

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Just like his knees

    • @louisthelegend1011
      @louisthelegend1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dudemcduder1628 dude💀

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I used to be an adventurer like you

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Same, I was looking for this comment, it's at 6:20

    • @grr7293
      @grr7293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Oreca2005 til I took a jedi to the knee

  • @gummi9948
    @gummi9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    0:52 Get back here Sergeant!
    💀

  • @adamjackson4340
    @adamjackson4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    Title: says for 7:21
    Time: says 7:22
    Me: “How many other lies have I been told by the council?”

    • @bloodbrothers6556
      @bloodbrothers6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Technically it gets rid of one second once you start playing sooo it is correct..........................but you already knew that. Don’t you

    • @UnknownUser-ef6gc
      @UnknownUser-ef6gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bloodbrothers6556 yes… appreciate the humour

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Far too many to count.

    • @matthewkalasky2891
      @matthewkalasky2891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "And what makes you so sure that you have the whole truth?"

    • @Jeremiah_Rivers76
      @Jeremiah_Rivers76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matthewkalasky2891 You’re close on that line. It’s actually, “And how do you know that you even have the whole truth?”

  • @mattlangford7651
    @mattlangford7651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    5:52 k but you are not impervious to all weapons

  • @AlarchyGaming
    @AlarchyGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    4:32 i love how obi wan lets it live

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, he wasn’t doing anything, why kill him?

    • @KidAtm
      @KidAtm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@generalalduin9548to be fair, he is armless plus he can’t do anything against him

    • @TheGiantCrustle
      @TheGiantCrustle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KidAtm He has his limbs, I think you meant to say “unarmed”

  • @iron_2099
    @iron_2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    1:18 the worst thing is that the clones believed him

    • @matiasvazquez6844
      @matiasvazquez6844 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I think they didn't even care

  • @HeIsTheBluesCat
    @HeIsTheBluesCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    "Don't shoot! I'm not the commander! He's the commander!"
    (Gets shot)
    "Well, I'm the commander."
    (Gets shot)
    I love these droids so much, I don't want them to blow up.

    • @nova3617
      @nova3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That droid really. should shut up on being the commander

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Roger roger.*

    • @jaredpatterson1701
      @jaredpatterson1701 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀 ☠️

    • @aJhLsmi
      @aJhLsmi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      1:18

    • @nursestoyland
      @nursestoyland 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The original among us

  • @elizabethvandersluis890
    @elizabethvandersluis890 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:46 bro falls off a cliff
    Other droid: get back here sergeant

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    “Concentrate fire on sector 11374265!”
    “11...3...7... what was that again?”
    “JUST FIRE RIGHT THERE!!!”

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “I can’t see them!”

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@multiverse_media2023 "Where'd they go?"

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@samalvey8168 *Falls off* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@calcutt4
      "Oh my God!"

    • @matthewmartin4298
      @matthewmartin4298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@multiverse_media2023 Get back here sargeant.

  • @glitchfinder4206
    @glitchfinder4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    3:52 disney is a kids show! Also disney:

    • @Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57
      @Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Star Wars the clone wars is a show for Everyone and for people who love Star wars

    • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
      @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Didn't The Clone Wars broadcast on Cartoon Network? Back when they had integrity and took risks?

    • @galacticgamer8760
      @galacticgamer8760 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The show was made by George Lucas before Disney bought them out.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    Are these droids able to have their ‘minds’ uploaded into different bodies, or are battle droids just straight up dead once cut or shot down? Because if they can, imagine a life of being killed in war, just to constantly be reanimated in different bodies to repeat the cycle.

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Well I hear that the Separatist Alliance try to collect broken droids from the battlefield to be recycled into new droids so there might be a chance of them remembering.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      First of all: It seems like the droids share their data of the battles bc Tactic droids can learn and adapt based on past fights. So maybe they dont transfer their personality but surely battle related data.
      Second would that surely be a nice idea for a philosophical movie. Maybe in the direction of "Edge of tomorrow"

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Honestly they wouldn't care to recycle memories unless it's a high ranking tactical droid

    • @ferrarogaming223
      @ferrarogaming223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Well in attack of the clones C-3POs head was attached to a battle droid body and he started gaining hate towards the Jedi so I think the answer is yes, their minds are salvageable

    • @Superkid33
      @Superkid33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I know this technically isn’t cannot but in Star War Lego All Stars it talks about Roger (a b1 battle droid) being in battles and then getting resembled again and again. Roger is from Freemakers btw

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:59 When you're in the middle of Netflix and Chill and the one from the other night calls back.

  • @SpartacusTheHumble
    @SpartacusTheHumble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    The fact that the clones actually held their fire for a tad during 1:19 lmao 🤣

    • @MDLuffy1234YT
      @MDLuffy1234YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      "I guess I'm the commander now" made me go absolutely hysterical.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Like they knew they had 'em and so let him try that as a joke.

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The among us part is basically shape shifter gameplay

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MDLuffy1234YTok...

  • @torav8343
    @torav8343 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    5:58 that tactical droid always cracks me up

  • @liaistotallyfine
    @liaistotallyfine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "the little ones, the ones half the size as normal Jedi" I can't lmao, I love droid humor

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They never learned the word "children"

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wingedbluj1674 Well, they're droids. Droids don't have children, just smaller models.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@wingedbluj1674cant be charged with killing children if you dont know what a child is 😂

  • @therageknight8546
    @therageknight8546 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:49 is the funniest droid death scream I’ve ever heard

    • @Amithaa-s5h
      @Amithaa-s5h หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nyaaaaa

  • @00M_Clanks
    @00M_Clanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    If I ever get control of Disney, expect a series about these guys.

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And they deserve it

    • @georgethefriend29
      @georgethefriend29 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Clankers: A Star Wars Story.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd watch it for sure. Poor droids always get the sponge end of the stick, and worse yet know it.

    • @JayBomb21
      @JayBomb21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If I were a part of that project, I'd make it be about the Separatist POV in the war, where the Republic seem to be the bad guys (while subtly coming off like the good guys) and meanwhile the Battle Droids are either protecting a town at any cost, giving to the needy who were badly affected by the Clone Wars and maybe even taking down small criminals on the side or even dealing with the shadier elements within the Separatist Army.
      Not all Separatists were as evil as Count Dooku or a murderous criminal like General Grevious.
      Anyway, I'm thinking that the main characters could be a secret clandestine squad of Commando Droids and Battle Droids which was set up by a Separatist commander who's actually the good guy version of Danzo Shimura from Naruto: Shippuden.
      A guy with good and strong morals who feels like the Separatists could do better in the war by *being* better than the Republic. Of course, the Separatist leadership would use this squad as a PR booster for the Separatist Army but command of this squad still falls down to the Separatist commander I mentioned before.
      And of course we'd get the delicious comedy that made the Battle Droids really fun, but we'd also get some deep character development moments because the Battle Droids have never done good guy things before and they have never been the good guys before.
      Hell, we could also get the answer to the question of whether or not the Battle Droids get the memories from dead Battle Droids uploaded into their memory banks which would make their lives seem like a nightmarish isekai and an endless time loop of death at the same time.
      It would probably make the Droids question if their fight was worth it and if there is any point to the war, which, I know, that dilemma is similar to what the Clones went through but the truth is that the Clone Troopers and the Battle Droids are just two sides of the same coin so it would make sense for these more morally good Battle Droids in this hypothetical series to have almost the same kind of character development as the Clone Troopers.
      I love this idea and part of me wants to make a fanfiction about it.

  • @cherryscarlett
    @cherryscarlett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:34 _when you didn't play any Assassin's Creed.._ *bUt eVeRyOnE iN tHe vILLaGe iS aLReAdY aN eXPeRt..*

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    1:05 "We're defending this bridge alone?! Against the jedi?! I hate this job. :(
    And also 4:24 "Yep, this is about the worst job in the droid army."

    • @SuperStreetWarrior
      @SuperStreetWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But at least he survived because Anakin closed the cell door.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SuperStreetWarriorHe probably died slowly after running out of power.

    • @liammcquillan7382
      @liammcquillan7382 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Jedis arrive* "And it just went into overtime"

    • @victuz
      @victuz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@capncake8837 For real though, they have the privilege of not going through physical pain. The clones can't say the same.

    • @galacticgamer8760
      @galacticgamer8760 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@SuperStreetWarrior I usually don't like correcting people but it was Obi-Wan Kenobi that did it.

  • @connorludwig8472
    @connorludwig8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "There's No Jedi In here. Wait, There's No Prisoner in Here! How did she do that!?" I love How he said Those Final Words with Such Amazement

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The battle droids were hilarious through that series. I always figured they acted that way because the separatists were trying to program them to think independently like clones. But the droids just didn't have the capacity to handle it so instead they just ended up with those eccentric personalities. And of course by then it was too late to pull back since they can be mass produced so quickly.

    • @dtronattardo7858
      @dtronattardo7858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You are unironically completely correct during episode 1 the design was based of a Sentral ai wich is why they were changed to be independent sadly due to the separatists being cheap skates their ai was highly limited

  • @haleylarson7894
    @haleylarson7894 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:01 and be sure not to drop it.
    Other droid: WHOA!!! *does it anyway*
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laylavanniekerk803
    @laylavanniekerk803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    6:21 is one of my favorite scenes in Clone Wars

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “MY KNEES! Duh, AAAAAH!”

    • @Observer-3913
      @Observer-3913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OH NO MY KNEES * freaking dies *

  • @liamdysoco4832
    @liamdysoco4832 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “I sent a B-1 to resolve the situation”
    “Then it is likely now worse”
    -Two commando droids in Jedi Survivor

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    My top favorite moments:
    Concentrate fire on sector 1-1-3-7-4-2-6-5.
    You said we'd be safe back here! Come on, there's three of us and only one of him! It won't matter!
    We're too big to fit in there! No we're not. Watch this!
    This is the worst job in the droid army!
    Ha ha ha ha, Fool! The Supertank is impervious to all weapons *Explosion*

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dont tell me you really wrote out the right number here

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheRogueOneYT I did, because it's one of my favorite moments of all time!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Understandable

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Do not underestimate our meme,if the rebel army fall the citizens will loss they cringe,and order will be restored*
      General Kalani

    • @caellumrevolta2839
      @caellumrevolta2839 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "1 1 3... what was that again?"
      "Just fire right there!"

  • @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780
    @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:26: Did Kenobi let this droid live? lol

  • @zivo9453
    @zivo9453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    i wish one of the jedi once saw a droid doing an awful job (cleaning maintance etc) and thought nope imma spare him

    • @loruneye7881
      @loruneye7881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Tbf they didn’t kill the droid who was cleaning they locked it in the cell

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      69 likes, my favourite number, nobody else like this comment
      *edit, dammit guys

  • @trexindominus8119
    @trexindominus8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:58 that is the exact moment he realised he fricked up

  • @dt-725
    @dt-725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    5:16 Grievous has had it

    • @VO3DClan
      @VO3DClan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It made me laugh so hard

    • @supriss1190
      @supriss1190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what episode is that?

    • @dt-725
      @dt-725 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supriss1190 no clue

    • @nananaomi
      @nananaomi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supriss1190 S1E3, Shadow Malevolence

  • @NATHANRERAILED
    @NATHANRERAILED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:00
    What are you doing???
    *Angry Cad Bane noises*

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The explanation is that after the Battle of Naboo - which showed the Trade Federation what a bad idea it was to have all your droids controlled by a mothership - the battle droids were given more autonomy. However, their cheap hardware found processing so much information difficult, which resulted in behavioural glitches. Essentially, the chattiness is their way of working through the mental strain, kind of like stimming.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is actually a nice explanation. I am also excited how this will play out in the upcoming Star Wars Eclipse game. If the trade federation already uses battledroids then they would also be controlled by nearby ships

  • @hrngry
    @hrngry 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "S-Sir..a Jedi is coming. He looks veeery unhappy"
    😂🤷🏻‍♀️
    I love the droids in Star Wars

  • @Heroic-actions
    @Heroic-actions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Rogue: enjoy droid humor for 7:21
    Time:7:22
    Me:how many other lies have I been told by the council!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      On the other hand you can see it as a surprise... but a welcome one

  • @deerdestroyer
    @deerdestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I put all my trust in the fire department 1:53

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    0:04 I love how that battle droid puts his hand on his hips like a mildly angry person.

  • @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt
    @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Haha fool, the supertank is impervious to all wea-"
    Yeah ...but you're not... 😂😂😂

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I always get frustrated when the Jedi strike down *non-combatant* droids

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      You mean *unarmed* droids. All of those you see getting whacked in the show are combat models. They ARE combatants, regardless if they have weapons in their hands or not at the moment.

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, the jedi are litreally war criminals

    • @ovni2295
      @ovni2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@FalconWindblader I still don't like it. They're clearly sentient and we know from both canons they are capable of leaving the war and living peacefully.

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@ovni2295
      Reading this makes me imagine the droids failing both High School and College for some reason.

    • @nickter745thebold8
      @nickter745thebold8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They strike down droids so easily because they’re canon fodder.

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:50 same energy as saying “You can’t park there” to a person that crashed their car

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Nobody:
    Cad Bane: *teenage noises*

  • @bardthenascarfanaticdragon
    @bardthenascarfanaticdragon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is why the droids crack me up.
    Also, Fanzone's catchphrase is "This Is Why I Hate Machines."

  • @andrewanderson4579
    @andrewanderson4579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    6:21 was the first moment that legit made me laugh out loud xD
    Chuckled at the rest of them tho

  • @dastardlyruby74737
    @dastardlyruby74737 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Idk why but seeing Jedi commit war crimes against droids just makes me laugh

  • @theglocktopus8988
    @theglocktopus8988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "The little ones! Half the size of normal Jedi! They're freeing the prisoners and- MY KNEES!"

  • @themwr01
    @themwr01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:49 little girl outsmarts a Tactical Droid lol

  • @libidinalmaterialist9470
    @libidinalmaterialist9470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    How did I never realize until this video that the voice actor (and voice) for the Chritchellites in Samurai Jack is the same for the battle droids in clone wars

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:44 "Sir, the Jedi is coming, he looks very unhappy... (Neko Arc noises)"

  • @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
    @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    2:10 This made me laugh to death🤣

  • @EmeryE2
    @EmeryE2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Get back here Sargent,” best line in the movie 😂

  • @grigorij8338
    @grigorij8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Absolute Legend, Love droid humor

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:21 MY Knees! Sounds so funny

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I like to imagine that there's a server that regularly backs up the droids' memories, then when the droid is destroyed, the memory of one unit gets put into a new body.
    So the same droids are dying to Anakin and his friends again and again and again.
    Edit to add, it would make some sense. With a central control removed after what happened in Episode 1 with all the droids going down at once, the Trade Federation droids were given individual AI to fight without that weakness. Having their memories backed up and put into new bodies when they die would allow them to pull a Dark Souls and learn from their mistakes, getting smarter and learning patterns every time they come back.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Possibly

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      makes sense, thats the story of Roger in the Lego Star Wars series

    • @Superkid33
      @Superkid33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@philipmartin3411 it is XD

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If there's one that lends a lot of credibility to that theory it's the one with the other two that encountered a pissed off Anakin. There's no way he hasn't been slaughtered by Jedi multiple times with that attitude.

    • @originaler31er67
      @originaler31er67 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would explain why that one said „it won’t matter“. He’s done it a bunch of times already.

  • @TheFakeTraitor
    @TheFakeTraitor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *frikkin dies*
    "...Get back here seargent!"

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    My favorite part is when that one OOM unit just screaming "MY KNEES!"

  • @pokeluis2002
    @pokeluis2002 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Making the battle droids dumb as bricks was like The Best descisions Star Ward ever Made. It gives them so much personality and makes them alot of personality instead of being just expendable lackeys

  • @q-tip8536
    @q-tip8536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The Skype sound gets me every time xD

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Yep. This is the worst job in the droid army.”
    *Sees Obi-Wan with rescued child*
    “…and it just went into overtime.”

  • @victormeyers1860
    @victormeyers1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    They’re more human than any of the living characters in this show

  • @marknagorski1686
    @marknagorski1686 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At least the one that was cleaning the jail cell was spared (literally the only droid that got spared in the show but was given a horrible treamnet)

  • @TheRealBamboonga
    @TheRealBamboonga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    1:10 - Did the Jedi just yell 'FBI! FBI!' before they came in the door???

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      FBI, OPEN UP

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheRogueOneYT
      Cheese and rice, were the Battle Droids doing something THAT illegal???

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chippy2023illegal spice trading. Anakin wants his hit later 🤣

  • @ericdunn7352
    @ericdunn7352 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think the battle droids were the real stars of The Clone Wars.❤

  • @ladyeva9398
    @ladyeva9398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    2:03 Me and my best friend when we try to do something right.😂

  • @Voidboi223
    @Voidboi223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:15 actually made me laugh as thus happened once

  • @catamation6271
    @catamation6271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “He looks very unhappy”

  • @Shinyboy29
    @Shinyboy29 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    B1 battle droids have personalities of their own, have names of their won, AI of their own
    They can think, solve problems, and like a human, even forget

  • @aliteralpothole9205
    @aliteralpothole9205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I want a bad batch spin-off of b1 battle droids and maybe a b2 roaming around the galaxy as deserters

    • @DropTheDove
      @DropTheDove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I thought you said we'd be better off on Tatooine. I've got sand chafing my circuits!"

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg yes please

  • @ElijahCurtis
    @ElijahCurtis ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Adding the Skype ringtones to the droid calls is comedy gold 😂

  • @Reddest1000
    @Reddest1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The Battle Droids Are Really Funny XD
    Edit: 1:18 Imposter Droid: Don't Shoot! I'm Not The Imposter. He's The Imposter.
    (Clone Trooper Shoot The Fake Imposter)
    Imposter Droid: Guess I'm The Imposter Now
    (The Clone Trooper Shoot The Imposter)
    (Among us reference I only did)

  • @jawaboi9698
    @jawaboi9698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Special thanks to all the memorable droids:
    The one who got promoted
    The three droids who got killed by anakin
    The droid with hacks(Its better when they arent shooting back)
    The hacker droid's teammate
    The droid who fell
    The janitor
    The two droids in the sand who were worried if any one of them died
    The droid who was the commander
    The droid who wasnt the commander
    The droids in vietnam
    The droids in arabs
    The droid who got crushed by a bomb on his head
    The two droids that were guarding padme
    The firefighting droids
    The droid who didnt knew the bridge was stopping
    The droid with bad programming
    The droid who broke his knees
    The skype droid
    The droid who got eaten
    The other droids that i couldnt mention

  • @Daboah
    @Daboah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Make sure you don't drop it"
    *FALLS THEMSELVES*
    "Well I am not even angry, just disappointed"

  • @skipfire00
    @skipfire00 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay I absolutely LOVE the humor in this sm
    But why isn’t anyone telling about the Skype sound effects? They’re so good lmao

  • @Lady-Kanerasoka
    @Lady-Kanerasoka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Honestly, this is the only reason why we like the battle droids: because they’re so damn funny!

  • @jackrobins8756
    @jackrobins8756 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the things I love about the Clone Wars are the droids. Every time they were on screen they always made me laugh. They are just so silly yet funny. I love the voice actor.

  • @mechateamleader4071
    @mechateamleader4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:46 Rest In Peace Blue Sky Studios. You and your animations will be remembered

    • @iamgnome6230
      @iamgnome6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Remembered, but not missed.

    • @mechateamleader4071
      @mechateamleader4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iamgnome6230 and how’s that?

    • @iamgnome6230
      @iamgnome6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mechateamleader4071 it's a bit of a joke but most of their movies (in my opinion) were mid at best

    • @saipranavpalla1467
      @saipranavpalla1467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were gone because of Disney

    • @SawdustMusic-rd8mj
      @SawdustMusic-rd8mj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If only Nimora was an actual Nlue Shy movie

  • @Rogue_Centurion
    @Rogue_Centurion ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The droid that knew Sector 11374265 is a legend

  • @catrastrophe
    @catrastrophe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I really needed this solid collection xD

  • @NealGilbert-r1y
    @NealGilbert-r1y ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:24 - “Shut up Sergeant! I’m in command here!” 😂😂

  • @silentxbeastx6583
    @silentxbeastx6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The War Crimes These Droids Go Through Is On Another Level

  • @EllenWray-lu5bd
    @EllenWray-lu5bd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The droids all hate their jobs unless they are R2D2 and have plot armour

  • @QixTheDS
    @QixTheDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    6:33 TCW Padme strong, damn.

  • @puppysquad6767
    @puppysquad6767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Did you die?” “Sadly yes, but I lived!”

  • @mr.savage2002
    @mr.savage2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:43 got me so random bro😂😂😂😂
    Damn I love your edits, they fit so well with that lovely star wars content ahaha

  • @XxShadow101xX
    @XxShadow101xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the choice of Arma music at the beginning!

  • @starwarsnerd1649
    @starwarsnerd1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My knees! Ahhhh! This is one of the best lines in history

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    R2 is too smart, he even knows that the fate of Republic Droids is worse than Pirate Droids

  • @fullmetalquinnp7047
    @fullmetalquinnp7047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    6:21 My Knees!!!😂😂😂

  • @Man_Aslume
    @Man_Aslume 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why do the droids say OH MY GO-
    1:59 im sending this to a news site and saying a fire has broken out

  • @iancreviston3667
    @iancreviston3667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    5:47
    Wow and I thought the Battle Droids were stupid 🤣

    • @rosalyndt85
      @rosalyndt85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When a random commander droid has a bigger villan ego than a actual story relevant villan

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The most embarrassing part is the fact that it's a *Tactical Droid* which is supposed to be smarter than B1's...

    • @yvespenaflor4610
      @yvespenaflor4610 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@v12ts.gaming it's even smarter than commando droids. The only ones is stupid is B1 but they are hilarious and I love them 😂

    • @Fredbears_plushie_collection
      @Fredbears_plushie_collection ปีที่แล้ว

      That hurt like my knees

    • @caellumrevolta2839
      @caellumrevolta2839 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "HA ha ha! You fool! The supertank is impervious to all-" 'BOOM'

  • @EyeStorrm
    @EyeStorrm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They have more personality than the clones. 😂