THE KILLING TREE - The Dumbest Christmas Horror Movie in Existence

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  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    during the "forest scene" the filmmakers had the opportunity to make a genuinely good scene where the tree took off his lights, and we later saw the girl walking through the forest, and right when she thought she lost him the tree behind her in the background reached forward and lunged at her. that would have been genuinely scary and well put together scene

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nothing about this movie is well put together

  • @OriginalSystem37
    @OriginalSystem37 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    The tree sounds like William Afton if he got stuck in a Tree instead of a springlock suit

  • @alycefrench5753
    @alycefrench5753 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    I watched this movie when I was high asf and it was so hilarious watching the dude in the tree suit walk around

    • @jayday825
      @jayday825 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      LMAO i watched this review high AF. Now i need to see the movie!

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jayday825 Smoke some kush and enjoy and enjoy the what the fuckery of this movie

    • @laralawa5038
      @laralawa5038 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@alycefrench5753 sounds like you were high when you were writing that comment as well💀

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe I was nerd 🤔, j/k Merry Christmas to you and your family 😊

    • @madmonty4761
      @madmonty4761 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laralawa5038 why high

  • @beforesomeduring7330
    @beforesomeduring7330 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I like how when you brought up the serial killers' names as The Christmas Slayers, you went for it being similar to their last name, Slater, while I went for a Christmas reference, Sleigher.
    We will never know which of us was right now.

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh i was just thinking sleigh-ter

    • @Perroden
      @Perroden ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Prolly both

  • @kallyb1998
    @kallyb1998 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Elvis's wife looked like she was absolutely suffering watching the movie. I'd need more than a few bowls to watch and review it

    • @matthewmccoy7437
      @matthewmccoy7437 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      lmao agreed. some movies are “so bad they’re good” and this one just looks “so bad if you watch it sober it’ll ruin your evening”

    • @adamstrachn
      @adamstrachn ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My former roommate & I would watch a couple horrid B movies about once a month. They are hilariously bad, but quite insufferable if not lifted to the max.

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea I noticed that too. Elvis was having a great time and she looked like she wished she were anywhere else.

    • @niemanickurwa
      @niemanickurwa ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She looked high af

  • @Swagguu
    @Swagguu ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I can’t believe they didn’t have the woods chase scene lead to her stumbling upon a CHRISTMAS TREE FARM where the killer is hiding! Like COME ON!

  • @JimmyJimstar
    @JimmyJimstar ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    This entire movie is literally an episode of Doctor Who

    • @_questionable_
      @_questionable_ ปีที่แล้ว +52

      agreed

    • @friendlyotaku9525
      @friendlyotaku9525 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      "I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!"

    • @Strandster
      @Strandster ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I’ve never watched doctor who so i just gotta believe an episode of Doctor Who is just like a movie about a killer Christmas tree

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@StrandsterDoctor Who is the definition of if you think about it for five seconds we will create it lol

    • @tylerbailey9329
      @tylerbailey9329 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually no. It's just one gag made into a movie. 😆

  • @lmaojustchangedmyname4565
    @lmaojustchangedmyname4565 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    3:03 this is the most realistic and hilarious scene in the whole movie I was laughing for 8 minutes
    Final edit: this is the most hilarious movie I’ve ever seen

    • @trixsanimations5109
      @trixsanimations5109 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean if I was resurrected as a walking talking Christmas tree I would say the same thing.

    • @chu______
      @chu______ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your right

    • @lmaojustchangedmyname4565
      @lmaojustchangedmyname4565 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you my honest friend

  • @r9hu91h9r1
    @r9hu91h9r1 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    This movie was so epic. When the tree said "It's treein' time" I was amazed

    • @McBernes
      @McBernes ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Out of all the movies about killer christmas trees this surely one of them.

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om ปีที่แล้ว +12

      branching time would be funnier but you do you 😒🤣

    • @s0brandn
      @s0brandn ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lola-to9om not funny

    • @Somerandomguy2763
      @Somerandomguy2763 ปีที่แล้ว

      this tree is *fucked up* bruh

    • @idontreallyknow3829
      @idontreallyknow3829 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved it when the tree started treein' all over his victims

  • @meen0ru
    @meen0ru ปีที่แล้ว +821

    One of my favorite things in your videos are your wife’s puzzled expressions when you’re watching whatever movie it is. 🤣🤣
    Merry Christmas!! 🎄

    • @RavenousMaw
      @RavenousMaw ปีที่แล้ว +6

      her face the entire movie, probably: ಠ_ಠ

  • @ametuergamer1524
    @ametuergamer1524 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    Can't wait for this to get taken down too

  • @TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat
    @TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree"
    -Jackie Tyler 2005

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Gotta love bad Christmas movies. I love how your wife is in the videos now btw! Its so fun to have another reaction!

    • @mickeymouse7726
      @mickeymouse7726 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same it's fun seeing them together

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mickeymouse7726 it would be fun if they not 🎄😈

    • @dagg497
      @dagg497 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What reaction, she looks like she doesn't wanna be there the entire time 🤣🤣

    • @omegashinra7672
      @omegashinra7672 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@dagg497 You expect her to be doing backflips or some shit? They're watching a movie...

    • @GleppaPigg
      @GleppaPigg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@omegashinra7672 Touch grass slugger

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is like someone who's never actually seen a Christmas tree, being told to write a movie about a killer Christmas tree. At least when M. Night Shyamalan makes a movie about killer plants, I trust that he understands, like, the physical properties of plants.

  • @cendiacocri
    @cendiacocri ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I have a fake Christmas tree that is a torture device. Bought it from a random site this year. When I opened it I managed to cut both my hands( deep cuts). The wires of the tree are 0,5 cm thick, they aren't covered in any protection. Worst of all their edges are sharp as knives. If a poor animal was to fall into this tree of mine it would end up impaled. So....there you have it. Tortures Christmas trees are real🤷🏻‍♀️
    Happy Holidays Elvis ! And Happy Holidays to all of you !🎄🎄🎄

    • @Hakeaa
      @Hakeaa ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WHY DID YOU BUY IT

    • @prettyxbonez96
      @prettyxbonez96 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Hakeaa Seriously we need more details!

    • @greasyboi3154
      @greasyboi3154 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Hakeaa to torture the children in their basement ofc

    • @FlaccidPancake
      @FlaccidPancake ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need a christmas tree like this in my life

    • @astrograph7875
      @astrograph7875 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      why is this a thing...... just why....

  • @StragProductions
    @StragProductions ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The friend's costume is actually a Christmas cracker, they're a festive tradition here in the UK. They're basically little paper tubes that you pull with the person sat next to you during Christmas dinner until it splits apart. They go off with a bang and then you get a prize inside, usually a dumb small toy, a bad joke to read out, and a paper crown to wear. That's why the tree pulls her in half - it's just a stupid visual gag.

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh my god I didn’t know that crackers were just a UK thing, I genuinely thought that they had them in the US too…i’ve been living a cracker-y lie.

    • @bigrick3267
      @bigrick3267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fleabaggins We've got them in Canada too but we hide them from Americans because they'd probably try to kill things with them

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fleabaggins I don't use them, but even I knew they existed.

    • @martinaasandersen3775
      @martinaasandersen3775 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@fleabaggins It's a EU thing, not UK exclusive. We usually put them on the Christmas tree and kids pick them from there.

    • @AllMusicalThings
      @AllMusicalThings ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Got them down here in AUS 🇦🇺
      too 🥳🎉😊

  • @finn_wiegmann
    @finn_wiegmann ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Dude. The Voice of the tree Is awesome 😂

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i saw this comment before watching the video and i dont know what i was expecting but that guttural "WHAT THE FUCCCKK" was more than enough and i do agree that the voice of the tree is awesome

    • @triciagenett3334
      @triciagenett3334 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I could honestly take this idea and make it a way better movie with the right people.

    • @glock-kay
      @glock-kay ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IKR lmao, sounds like a regular British guy😂😂

  • @lenabeans
    @lenabeans ปีที่แล้ว +452

    As a Jew, the use of the star of David in the back-from-the-dead ritual is absolutely hilarious to me 🤣

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Hexagram and Septagram pop up alot in Old medieval Grimoires influenced heavily by judaistic mysticism, Qabbalah and a good dash of dark age imagination. I think they were aiming for a Seal of Solomon, albeit done so far off lol

    • @shmillbe3390
      @shmillbe3390 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SombreroPharoah god I love the connections

    • @Alexanderhatesu
      @Alexanderhatesu ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost shit my pants laughing at it

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a David. I approve.

    • @f5tornado831
      @f5tornado831 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm not Jewish, but it was also hilarious to me that this movie just unintentionally implied that the Jewish summon demons.

  • @appeardead
    @appeardead ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Blood and Honey is getting theatrically released too, all the theaters around my house are gonna show it

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that gonna be epic i hope the movie is good

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my god i thought that movie was a joke. it’s actually real?

    • @appeardead
      @appeardead ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fleabaggins yea and for some reason, smaller studios have been more willing to release c-tier movies in a decent amount of theaters lately, such as the mean one

    • @dankultimate3929
      @dankultimate3929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ

  • @oneclout6643
    @oneclout6643 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't get over the scene of the tree jumping off the castle roof. I don't expect much from a movie called The Killing Tree, but the way it's animated looks like someone just click and dragged it, but were ordered to keep it on screen. It's hilarious.

  • @ethejumper6568
    @ethejumper6568 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    2:41 A Christmas Tree can never be scary

    • @mot5919
      @mot5919 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Until this movie 😱😱

    • @Icouldcarelessabouthandles
      @Icouldcarelessabouthandles ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah I used to be terrified of Christmas trees when I was about three 💀

    • @thetoughunicorn1679
      @thetoughunicorn1679 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Icouldcarelessabouthandles lmao

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Icouldcarelessabouthandles The three year olds will surely appreciate this movie.

    • @TikkyNoSurname
      @TikkyNoSurname ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, really? Try typing the words "Do you like my decorations" into your YT-search-engine then.

  • @bbureau12
    @bbureau12 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I found the one plot hole in this film: when the old lady created the killer tree, she just took him out of the box. She didn't decorate him. Where did he get the lights and the tinsel? Did he break into a Walmart and decorate himself? Yeah, I definitely think this may not have been real.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazon. It was Amazon as he guilt tripped the Amazon workers talking bout racism and then killing the amazing worker.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Christmas tree: Why you question me? Is it because I’m green?

    • @kayla9874
      @kayla9874 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The "think this may not have been real" is killing me

    • @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE
      @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      must of been the magic of christmas.

    • @virgiljericho664
      @virgiljericho664 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are fake trees like this that come with lights

  • @honilock577
    @honilock577 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Elvis here is deepening his marriage beyond many happy couples.
    If Sarah ever feels doubt in her marriage she has to remember what pains she's been through with her husband. A killer Christmas tree movie is a sign of a lasting marriage imo.
    I love you both, guys.

    • @declanp1
      @declanp1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why would she feel doubt in her marriage?

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@declanp1 ikr

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The shots of you and your wife (and tiny dog), all curled up on the sofa watching this together are honestly really wholesome and sweet.

  • @reginleif4794
    @reginleif4794 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the star of David at the start was probably meant to be a seal of Solomon which Solomon was said to use to control demons, djins and spirits.

    • @AH-pw1im
      @AH-pw1im ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I learned something today lol

  • @festivebonk4376
    @festivebonk4376 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "hello police, there's a fucking Christmas tree that just killed some people"

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why if you're ever in an unbelievable situation, you lie and say it's a man, just so you can get some cops to come. Show them the dead bodies then you can tell them the truth. Hopefully they don't assume you're nuts and the killer must be you.

  • @itz.yumee15
    @itz.yumee15 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I ate this movie while watching breakfast

  • @skyshunts
    @skyshunts ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Imagine your crazy wife brings you back from the dead and reincarnations you into a tree. at least with Chucky he looked like a human and had human abilities and not crappy tree limbs lmao

  • @Toketree
    @Toketree ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “People are being massacred right now by this really weird tree” not a sentence I thought I’d ever hear😂😂😂

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well normal trees just tend to maim people

  • @tay-lore
    @tay-lore ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly, a serial killer obsessed with "the true meaning of Christmas" is the most believable premise for a horror movie I've ever heard... why did they make him a tree...?

  • @randomericthings7506
    @randomericthings7506 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Doctor Who already did this… TWICE! (They killed in different ways, and technically the second time it was the ornaments, but still!)

  • @greenkoopa
    @greenkoopa ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My favorite part is when the Tree approached the male victim and said "its Christmas time!" and spread cheer and goodwill

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Is it a Christmas or Halloween movie"
    Yes and yesn't

  • @jacobw618
    @jacobw618 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I was literally just thinking 'there’s got to be a movie about a killer Christmas tree right?' And lo and behold, here it is. It’s a Christmas Miracle

    • @adrianmayas8566
      @adrianmayas8566 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine if there a killer dildo.

    • @jacobw618
      @jacobw618 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adrianmayas8566 then that’d be a hard way for someone to go

    • @adrianmayas8566
      @adrianmayas8566 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobw618 Yeah, it would be a HARD way to go.

  • @Uhhh_Saint
    @Uhhh_Saint ปีที่แล้ว +33

    An Elvis video made it a whole hour without getting taken down! That has got to be new record or something.

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    No way this wasn't meant as a horror comedy!
    I seriously want to meet the guy who played the tree.

  • @charleslee3676
    @charleslee3676 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was about to watch your new Nick Cage video, but now I find out it was taken down.

  • @NewVideoseeker
    @NewVideoseeker ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The most preposterous thing for me from all the Insanity this movie has is how it was always with the lights on. Where the hell did it get the electricity for that?

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess Satan just pays for the electric bill

  • @SatanicPizza
    @SatanicPizza ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sounds like a good movie to watch when you want to have a laugh. Also the guy who plays the evil murder tree, he sounds like he's living his best life, good for him. It's so funny

  • @sul141
    @sul141 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how Elvis' wife is completely confused and discombobulated the entire movie

  • @draum8103
    @draum8103 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my god, when the Christmas trees leapt like 40 feet into the air and started fighting each other and flying around was SO damn funny.

  • @indiahatfield3239
    @indiahatfield3239 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why is this reminding me a bit of chucky but as a Christmas tree and low budget. 1. serial killer made into something else via voodoo or a ritual, 2. wife who helps him, 2. the serial killer even has similar hair

  • @ryantheironspiderofficial4663
    @ryantheironspiderofficial4663 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can we just appreciate the wholesomeness of Elvis watching a movie with his wife and laughing about churro arms

  • @AJGaeming
    @AJGaeming ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:58 Careful there, some young and aspiring director watching this is going to take this to their heart and make a real big budget movie for the sole intention to somehow have a scene with a christmas tree driving a car.

  • @dr69_420
    @dr69_420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a brit can confirm this is in the UK, the christmas tree box has the home base logo. Also were are the chavs in this movie, love to see some representation

  • @Chan-channel
    @Chan-channel ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Would love your thoughts on "Yule Log," a horror movie disguised as a fireplace ambiance vid. It's about a... killer log. HBO Max has it

  • @nrg6245
    @nrg6245 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Christmas is supposed to be the best time of the year and my favorite but today I’m feeling especially depressed. Thank you for the content always. It really helps me keep going. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone. This life is important

  • @sparklejumpropequeen3
    @sparklejumpropequeen3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Keep up the amazing content! Love your horror movie reviews ❤

  • @dincjfs
    @dincjfs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm going to get killed by a christmas tree!" - Jackie Tyler, 2005.

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You know this is funny because it just reminded me of Christmas Massacre a bit.

  • @mrnobody8290
    @mrnobody8290 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man those fake Christmas tree are very sharp my arms were full of scratches when I put it up as a kid

  • @GreatWhiteTree
    @GreatWhiteTree ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I do have to say the shots and the overall look of the movie is pretty good. watching the movie without sound is fun and makes the movie better💀

  • @lorddrayvon1426
    @lorddrayvon1426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a resident of the UK, I can confirm that we are constantly attacked by Christmas trees whilst fucking in -2 degree weather next to our Los Angeles pools. Really annoying.

  • @spectacularslowpoke6018
    @spectacularslowpoke6018 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:06 I think she’s actually dressed up as a Christmas cracker - from what I understand Americans don’t have them though so I don’t blame you for not knowing, they’re a very common sight at Christmas in the uk, most people get them.

  • @rabbadoodles4522
    @rabbadoodles4522 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This movie looks like if a dollar store made an "original movie"

  • @blc6464
    @blc6464 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I watched this movie alone..I was self medicating at the time..I woke in the morning my Christmas tree and all the gift's were strewn across my yard...Go figure..

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    First video I've seen of yours. You had me at "branch out".

  • @AlexOvTheAbyss
    @AlexOvTheAbyss ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The amount of times I've seen people think a Star of David is a pentagram is hilarious.

  • @Gamdever
    @Gamdever 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These ideas do sound absurd but when turned into an analog horror video it might actually be interesting for example “Winter of 83” is an analog horror that focuses on a snow that can vanish towns. (I might have got that wrong)

  • @vespertineblue
    @vespertineblue ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that the strings and boots and stuff are clearly visible at length SEVERAL times and yet not once during the editing process did ANY of the 7 insecure alcoholic hedgehogs who just arrived on planet Earth who wrote this movie notice and fix it?

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There was one of those theme restaurants in Tokyo... demonic manic pixie girl themed, of course... and they ALSO used a Star of David rather than a pentagram for their demonic pizza topping sauce drizzle...

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Solomons seal. Medieval Grimoires used the Hexagram alot. They dragged alot from judaistic mysticism. So it's not super far off, but even for the influence (most based on the Key of Solomon I believe)... They even did that injustice

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten ปีที่แล้ว +15

    19:11 "No you won't be sawing off shit with those branches, because your branches are faker than Kim Kardashian's ass".
    Fucking savage.

  • @FOBStevie21
    @FOBStevie21 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm going to write a whole script that is centered around a Christmas tree becoming a professional race car driver and it's gonna be a feel good family movie.

    • @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE
      @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE ปีที่แล้ว

      go all out, like silly man, like have a goblin sit in a bar right next to steven hawinking.

  • @CFSChickenfriedsteak
    @CFSChickenfriedsteak ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Can you pretty please review the m.night shyamalan trilogy? (Unbreakable-Split-Glass)

    • @mickeymouse7726
      @mickeymouse7726 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes please

    • @mickeymouse7726
      @mickeymouse7726 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also review Ang Lee's Hulk

    • @skylarkblue1
      @skylarkblue1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope if he does he talks about how insanely terrible split is for perpetuating really *really* harmful stereotypes

    • @gazem_3211
      @gazem_3211 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure he at least watched Unbreakable, but I would honestly love a retrospective on it. One of my fav superhero subversion stories of all time

    • @chocolatefudgebrowni3225
      @chocolatefudgebrowni3225 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skylarkblue1 How so ?

  • @cupcake_whale
    @cupcake_whale ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just the fact that Elvis forgot Australia exists and that it would be summer time in December for them is killing me 😭

  • @magikaros
    @magikaros ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Movie:is supposed to be scary
    This guy during the whole movie:XD

  • @MordecaiAvery
    @MordecaiAvery 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    St nick is never late for his classical tune bloon appointments don'tcha just love my ginger bread recipe

  • @Harlequeer
    @Harlequeer ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah yes my favorite Holiday film; Chucky but with a Christmas tree instead of a doll

  • @princier_7215
    @princier_7215 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how for the tree instead of a evil,chilling voice it's just a bloke

  • @23Tuv
    @23Tuv ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19:12 To be fair, bark scraping back and forth against your skin would probably hurt (Saw through bone? No. Hurt? Yes)
    There is a short film from 2008 called Treevenge that is loads better in terms of quality

  • @cursedrago
    @cursedrago ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:18 Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Once bitten and twice shy
    I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
    Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
    Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
    Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
    With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
    Now I know what a fool I've been
    But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Ooh
    Oh, oh, baby
    A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
    I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
    My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
    Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
    A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
    A man under cover, but you tore me apart
    Oh, oh now I've found a real love
    You'll never fool me again
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special, special
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Special
    A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you mine)
    A man under cover but you tore him apart
    Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
    I'll give it to someone special
    Special
    So long🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRealShorts_Master
    @TheRealShorts_Master ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:02 oh my gWahD IsS thaEt A ShHinY SoDuWudoO?!?!?!??!?!?

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    With the Grinch horror movie coming out; there needs to be a crossover between the Grinch and the demonic Christmas tree. Or at least someone make a Christmas Mortal Kombat knock-off videogame.

  • @doritofan1002
    @doritofan1002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Really hoping there is a clip of Jackie Tyler from doctor who saying “I’m ganna be killed by a Christmas tree!”

  • @volcanicoperative8228
    @volcanicoperative8228 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    soo okay wait... did the resurrection spell just... work? with no side effects? what im gathering is that tree dude was like this before he died and this universe just has real ass resurrection magic

  • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
    @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this movie is a perfect example of "just because you can, dont mean you should" and "just because you have an idea, does not mean its a good idea"
    at least there is times where it seems like they know the movie is terrible and just rolls with it.

  • @shmacklereal
    @shmacklereal ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember when you only had 40 subs on the gaming channel, been here for a while can't believe you've grown so much. The old setup in the small room with all the knickknacks on the shelf is nostalgic asf. I remember asking for a collab and you actually responded to me lmao, this was back in 2015 or 16 hard to remember

    • @puketinmoarliek994
      @puketinmoarliek994 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I first knew him when he had beef with leafy😂

  • @sullyfluff4823
    @sullyfluff4823 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Things that every christmas movie is missing.
    .People skinny dipping in the middle of december
    .A dude being turned into a pine tree
    .A christmas tree driving a car.
    ,Two trees duking it out

  • @shinyninja8107
    @shinyninja8107 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I feel like this is one of those movies that could have been really good if they just embraced how silly the idea was and had fun with it

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    21:09 Oh great... this movie just gave Marvel the idea to pit Groot against Evil Groot, didn't it...

  • @robertjames6936
    @robertjames6936 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's the Seal of Solomon its in a circle and has candles where the dots should be so its not the star of david, its supposed to give you command over supernatural stuff.

  • @angelabryant9766
    @angelabryant9766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    While I love serial killers with significant others that genuinely love them, enough to bring them back from the dead, if I wanted that, I could just watch Bride of Chucky, or Frightener's for that matter - okay, that second one involved a ghost, but still.

  • @chrisshepard495
    @chrisshepard495 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another banger. Side note, you and your girl just chillin and sitting on the couch watching crappy movies is adorable.

  • @RomanDavidDeSilva
    @RomanDavidDeSilva ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:50 "This is the first and last movie I'll ever seen a Christmas tree drive a car."
    Currently searching for a movie where a Christmas tree drives a car. Contingency plan, write a movie where at some point a Christmas Tree drives a car.

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fodder for the Trees sounds like a Christmas rock band.

  • @knightofblackfyre7950
    @knightofblackfyre7950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The name of the movie immediately reminded me about the robot chicken skit with the great pumpkin from Charlie brown going around killing the other characters.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This story may genuinely seem scary if this was made in either the 1950’s or the 1960’s.

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of Elvis’ personality and editing. I don’t even know why, it just all melds into the perfect channel somehow.

  • @rpgnut5897
    @rpgnut5897 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There as a short film with the same concept that was called "Treevenge" and it as actually pretty scary.

  • @mr.body-blocker4066
    @mr.body-blocker4066 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just watch a Doctor Who christmas special of the 10th doctor, there will be at least
    one form of killer christmas tree or dangerous christmas ornament.

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad the part I replayed was the most replayed because everyone else must have also heard "Her name is Morgan but the subtitles call her Morgan."

  • @iamnick3328
    @iamnick3328 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like the guy who played the killer tree had the time of his life "playing" that character

  • @ripley7840
    @ripley7840 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love how this horror movie is the first video topic after Cosmic Horror

  • @matrixbliss1887
    @matrixbliss1887 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hope you and your wife have a great Christmas holiday Elvis🎄💚

  • @NUKED0NI0N_978
    @NUKED0NI0N_978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like this is a knock off of the horror movie Jackfrost I believe someone who reads this might know it but if you don't let me explain. So there's this serial killer guy who escapes from the transport truck he was in and I think he dies from falling off a mountain and then his body freezes and maybe turns to snow and his dead, but one morning in a small town where it snowed a boy builds a snowman with all the normal things a snowman is build with but when the boy is done and also is attacked by bully's the snowman comes to life and goes on a killing spree on the town but he is defeated by being pushed into a truck filled with anti freeze liquid but he comes back in a second movie where he's at Hawaii and starts killing people and also he made some weird snowball baby's that can kill people but the survivors find out the baby's dissolve when a banana is mixed with one, So the survivors come face to face with Jack and one guy shoots a banana tied to a bow and arrow and it hits jack and he explodes and he is dead forever. But I feel like someone is gonna remake these movies.

  • @brandonsalisbury3688
    @brandonsalisbury3688 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love your reactions to movies that you review! They make my day man! Keep it up with the funny movie content!

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A hexagram isn't always necessarily a Star of David, and it looks like they just used a hexagram instead of a pentagram because it fit the tree better or something. We all know if Hanukkah Power and Christmas Magic were combined it would be a force for good. Maybe an infinitely renewable source of energy. You know, like a candle that never goes out, like a gift that keeps on giving!

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1) I had never heard of "The Killing Tree" until now. It looked... *interesting* to say the least! 😅
    2) Merry Christmas! 🎄

  • @Eyeball44
    @Eyeball44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:05 she’s actually a Christmas cracker, idk if you have them in America but they’re basically these twists made of pretty paper with a joke/trivia card, a paper hat and a toy/puzzle inside, and you pull them during Christmas dinner

  • @tino8015
    @tino8015 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    you know it's gonna be a good movie when they can't even choose a name

  • @AzazelAugustus
    @AzazelAugustus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Nic Cage video is gone, sad

    • @JP17500
      @JP17500 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which one?