SELFIE MAN - A Horror Movie So Bad It Hurts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2020
- yes, this is a horror movie about selfies
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Selfie man sounds like if slender man was trying to be hip with the kids but was 5 years late
or bye bye man
Slender Man doing boomer humor
its boomer slender man
R/Fellowkids
So...basically the Slender movie
“She has an infection.”
“What kind of infection?”
“Yes.”
"Dear God..."
LOL also, how's she supposed to take the antibiotics if she's in a coma? surely a hospital would be a more appropriate response in this situation.. FURTHERMORE, people in comas still need to be fed and hydrated and pee and poop, sooo....whatchu doing about that hannah? where's her catheter? where's her feeding tube/TPN? where's her fluids? drives me fecking crazy
there wasn't even a blood test conducted!!! how could he be sure it was only an infection?? god this movie
@@alinavaysfligel7249 I didn't realize she was in a proper coma. I thought she was just really poorly. Like bring soup and water and help to the toilet but still conscious save lots of sleep
@@alinavaysfligel7249 This was clearly written by a 13 year old.
Remember when a horror film villain's names weren't literal, if Candyman was invented today he'd be running around killing people with candy bars.
Nah he be The human beehive or something
@@killerzombie2171 you missed the point
Congrats! you predicted the next "big" horror movie!1111!!!!11!!1
Leatherface just has a fucking leather jacket for a face
Bye Bye Man is literally just Justin Timberlake
“If you take 13 selfies, you die”
Rip to everyone who uses burst mode to take photos
that is amazingly possible, depends on how long the burst is
Yo I took 13 selfies I'm not dead let's go
Bro- I literally saw this comment when that part came...
RIP 🪦
BREAKING NEWS !... Every social media influencer was found dead today , police suspect Narcissistic personality disorder to be the main suspect.
that julia girl looks 14 and 40 at the same time
hello dri. btw diesel patches is daddy
Lorryn SilverSpike His channel is dead so he posts videos of commenting random words
@@MrDankTM reported
@Lorryn SilverSpike He's just spamming other ppl's comment section. Ignore him.
@@MrDankTM shut the fuck up
"Her organs are failing... they don't know what's causing it..."
idk maybe because she hasn't eaten or drank or moved in DAYS
It's because she on that damn phone.
Comfortable Fetus I was watching this exact part in the video when I read this comment lmao
It's because of that goddamn infection
Comfortable Fetus not to mention fact that she hasn't peed or pooped in days either. that'll mess ya up real bad.
Oh, I read that has "her organs are falling out", which would have been more interesting.
Doc: "your friend has a very bad infection"
Me: "what kind of infection?"
Doc: "a spooky one"
The worst kind of infection 😱
a spooooooooky one
I love how Julia is supposed to be like a bubbly 20-something year old, but the actress they got appears like she’s in her late 30s early 40s.
I tried to find out how old she is but instead I found that she started off in German movies. So I got nothing
@@sydneyslaughter7163 shes 34
@@GachaTheGraceful Shes not even that attractive too
@@calamazomcdonald3688 That's completely unrelated to the fact that she's 34
@@enotsnavdier6867 true, my bad dude
I think the absolute stupidest thing in all of this is that her darkest desire is "steal makeup." I can't even...get past that.
Hey man depends what kind of makeup she likes, my primer is like 70$- never seeing that shit ever again
Lol
Demon Alive for now ikr 😂
Come again?
There is not a single person who would not go to prison for life for having their darkest desire come true
Julia is literally in coma
Doctor: She has an infection
Not sure if it was just because of writing off Julia early on, a jab at modern doctors that became over-reliant on experimental prescriptions/drugs more than the actual profession they supposed to be practicing, or just plain bad writing.
@@Koricica alright calm down buddy it was just supposed to be a joke
@@Koricica woah there buddy ✋
Koricica whoah there buddy🤚🏾
@Yoinkers yeah I think Koricica knows that, based off of her response to the comment.
Could’ve been worse: instead of “Selfie from Hell”, they could’ve gone with...Hellfie!
Yeah...missed opportunity
I'ma name my kid that
That's a better title than the one they chose for the movie.
Omg 😆
imagine that would be amazing
I appreciate that Hannah is so shallow that her deepest, darkest desire is to steal makeup
I laughed at that. Bitch you serious?
Queen honestly for being so pure
Imagine her being at your house and your makeup goes missing
Wasn't she lying to the gatekeeper?
@@hopepapernacky She was so reckless with giving her information which would lead me to believe that she wasn't lying to that gatekeeper
The only time “it’s cause you be on that damn phone” is valid
lmao I love you
Hey, do you post anime pictures on insta? because i follow someone that goes by the same name
Waver nah I don’t have an insta but they sound cool if you’ve remembered them ❤️❤️
@@Nnyandmmy Well you're pretty cool yourself! ;) Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Waver no problem have a great day/night!
“Her organs... they’re failing.”
No shit. You haven’t fed her food or water for THREE DAYS.
Also she never gave her the medicine the doctor gave.
thee
im pretty sure someone can survive without food for 3 days
@@lightl1308 I mean she was still alive. But either way that's so bad that it took her 3 days to get her cousin to the hospital. Especially since she laid in bed without food and water. At least the hospital would have given her a I've drip.
“Her organs, they’re failing” is genuinely the funniest delivery I’ve ever heard
Oh no!.. Her organs!.... They're failing!
In so glad I read this first bc it sounded exactly like I thought it would
Doctor: she has an infection
Hannah: okay, where is it?
Doctor: Oh, wait.. she's dead.. I think, I'm not even a doctor.
I want to like so bad... But I don't want to ruin the funny number
@@bruuuuuuuuhhhh it’s already ruined
*_Legend has it, Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is one of the best horror movies in this decade that everyone has to offer._*
hi friendship. btw diesel patches
@@MrDankTM Diesel Patches what?
@@chairman3427 this guy streams for 10hours str8 making comments on every video of one of his weird sayings for "fun."
Btw he didnt ever use my suggestion:(
@@MrDankTM petroleum gum
@@nickyblue4866 Ok
Selfie man sounds like Slender mans annoying relative that nobody wants to deal with when thanksgiving comes around
The creepy cousin?
Pretty ssure somebody just saw that one really old Smosh video and thought 'Why don't we make a whole movie out of that?'
And none of them are actually scary
the Bye bye man is the gay cousin
@@Meepersthecat no, you're thinking of Splenderman
I love the "well she's unconscious and unresponsive, your typical infection". Cool, doc. Shouldn't we take her to an hospital or something? "Nah, just some antibiotics". Nice, everybody knows the most common sign of an infection is falling into a bloody coma.
And how is she supposed to give her ''some antibiotics'' if she's unconscious?! Maybe through syringes but I don't think doctors just let even family members do that. He didn't even ask! I guess it was just too boring to the filmmaker.
Next movie: The Gif Girl, with the entire entourage of victims fighting o how her title is pronounced.
Is it Jif?
Is it Gif?
And the final victim enrages the murderer even more by pronouncing it "yiff"
SOMEONE HIRE THIS MAN
I love this so much
ITS GIF😤
@Marav Reviews nah my guy it's hiff
It name Jeff
“Selfie man” sounds like a horror movie you’d see in the simpsons or drake & Josh
I read "it sounds like a romance movie" and I was very intrigued. Now I can see Hallmark doing a holiday themed romance movie called "The Selfie Man"
Accurate
😂😂😂
The sequel: "THE SLOWFY MAN"
Funny Dank you just gave me chills
Fear Eater sounds like a 7 year old would name himself on club pengiun
Joshua Devanney sounds like the Dollar Tree version of a Death Eater.
It's a worse version of weed eater
Nerve Cruncher
Digitally Dude lmfaoooo
Club Ping Pang is gay
"What's your darkest desire?"
"Steal makeup"
"wrong answer"
That a dumb desire
"Did she have any symptoms, anything wrong?"
"Yes Doctor, she did cry horizontally for a while"
"OK, sounds like a bad infection in her inside bits"
"Thanks Doc"
Underrated comment
If someone was killing me and told me "remember my name... FEAR EATER" I'd burst out laughing and probably get killed faster
No you wouldn’t if they were killing you you’d be near death
@@trashboat2687 its a joke buddy
Alpha Male69 I know lol. Just trolling buddy
@@trashboat2687 i bet you are
Ashtõn I know I am, why tf would I make a smart ass comment? When I knew wtf this person meant. Another way I could troll would be saying Jesus was not real and God wasn’t either. But I know they did. Atheists would disagree though.
Let's just appreciate the incredible writing of the "Julia's dead" articles.
"She bled to death in cold blood"
"Explanation is literally impossible"
Banana Split Lady “She was born at an exceptionally young age.”
@@Username-1289 "she turned 16 on the 16th year of her life."
"one minute in Africa is 60 seconds"
@@thecrazedpotatoman Hmm.. Yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
''She moves her feet to walk''
this is like if someone made a movie out of a bad creepypasta, taking every sentence literally
The movie to me, is basically about a narsassistic, angry monster that photobombs everyone's pictures.
Selfie Man sounds like Slenderman if he was ruined by Tik Tok.
and then music comes on then some 10 year old girls says THATS FROM TIK TOK
Ouch, poor slenderman
If he wasn't ruined enough by sony
Justin Case
Oh dear god yes
Tru
Plot twist: Julia gets attacked not by Selfie Man, but his attention-starved cousin Vlog Kid.
YAASSSS QUEEEEN
I also want to say that Julia's face is actually a quality jumpscare
dont tell me he flosses when he gets people...
Robocopp 33 her*
Plot Plot twist twist: Vlog Kid took Julia to his secret base,where she had a conversation with Vlog Kid and his father,Video Gentleman.
how to beat the selfie man:
"oh no i lost my phone"
"eh whatever i can live without a phone for a few days"
21:00 This actor...I admire this actor. It takes a certain level of professionalism to say that line without turning into a laughing hysterical corpsing mess. 🤣
If I ever encountered someone with the username "FearEater", I'd just assume they were an eleven year old edgelord.
And you'd be 100% accurate in that assumption.
Don't you mean F34R3473R?
*yOu jUsT dOn'T gEt mY dArKnEsS*
Kinda sounds like a ridiculously oversized sword you'd get in a JRPG.
*ItS nOT A PhASe mOM!!1!1!!!1!!!1*
She's not worried about personal safety online because she has NordVPN.
exactly😀
But not even Nordvpn could protect her from selfie man.
It was SurfShark
@@jessreinhardt4408 It does if Selfie Man is searching for her in Togo. :D
Heck yeah 😂
Me: Takes 13 Selfies
Selfie man: Your free trial of life has expired
Lol
Selfie man: Would you like to purchase the premium
@@confusedwolfman3575 lmfao
ohmygod free trial of life LOL
@@confusedwolfman3575 If that line was in the movie i wouldnt by by selfies id die by laughing
“Like a female Shane Dawson”
Hopefully without the kiddy diddling.
hahaha ur so funny 😐
Or kitty diddling.
@@mikeoxlong1395 stop fhjesgk 😭
@@babyrose7830 why r u so pressed
@@babyrose7830 you like to defend kiddy diddlers?…weird
This movie's biggest sin is having Julia become a big TH-cam star while making 44 second videos after 2012
UnamandlaS Xulu: Maybe she’s an ex-Viner...or maybe this movie went full Boomer.
You're throwing some mad shade at my boy Berd
let me tell you about Gus Johnson
They had 45 dollars to make this movie. They didnt have the budget to make longer videos
Lel
Unironically, the cinematographer did an ok job
Hey at least they got paid
Yeah first thing I noticed. It looks pretty good visually.
Yeah you know if the writers weren't drunk it could have been an good film 😂
@@lumpychips0769 You theses types of movies are redeemable IF they had a good lore, CGI and photos. Now you take all the good horror movies, poorly glue them all togheter and throw in something that _was_ trending and make it into a movie. If you ever expect to become the new "Avengers: Endgame", (i chose that movie because of the money it got, not because of it's quality) so i'm sad to break your optisism.
He tries his best
Like the smart kid in a group protect where nobody else did anything
“She has a very bad infection”
“What kind of infection?”
“Jk lol she ded she has no infection”
"She has an infection"
"She's dead"
"Infectionly"
She was attacked while recording herself hmmm? Sounds like we're in for a sequel, Vloggerman!
*Vlog from hell
Jake Paul time
Oh shit. A sequel.
Vloggerguy*
Darklink536 they kill people when they take selfies
This is like a creepypasta written by a 12 year old.
Im 13.....i could make something better than this
So, a creepypasta.
as a 12 year old, I'm offended
nah most likely a boomer
cj.rod.g3n nobody cares
Starcasm, just for that name and for the way they describe themselves, deserve to see the Selfie Man for the rest of their lives.
I'm sorry, the way "Fear Eater" enters the scene at 19:38 has the same energy as "Mom I threw up"
The best actor in this film is the bed
agreed
Sad how a bed can actually carry an actress the whole movie. And have more screen time than a main character
Personally, I thought the floor was also great
I donno the doctor was pretty convincing
You guys are seriously overlooking the doors and windows.
When Hanna touches Julia's face and her hand gets bloody, they could make an alright movie where someone goes insane thinking someone is alive but they're actually dead. I think that would be better then this movie in so many ways.
Cherry Pie it’s all about execution, I think this movie could have been good
There’s a short Stephen king novel about this, and it was pretty good. I don’t remember the title, but it begins as the story of a man whose wife is ill (she has a bad cold or something), he goes out with his dog, buys things etc. Than he goes back into his flat and a man that lives near to him talks about how he hasn’t seen the main character’s wife in a long time then complains about a terrible smell in the flats, like some animals has died there. So in the endings it’s clear that the wife is dead and the main character is hiding the corpse in her room, and he convinced himself the she is just asleep and ill.
I remember reading a creepypasta quite similar. It was called "my wife thinks she's a mermaid"
Cherry Pie *than
I wrote a book on a man seeing things because he was in a car crash and seeing things because he didn't remember he was a drug dealer and just tries the drugs. Then he killed himself. Butttt then I just gave up.
TBH, in a better movie with better set-up/explanation, that tear falling horizontally thing is actually a pretty cool and unique idea for a scare.
It sounds like the way to get killed by Selfie man is similar to finding a super hidden easter egg in a Souls game, you need to follow a ton of very specific steps in the right order, and if you're super lucky you might manage it.
so Julia goes on the dark web, meets a guy named "fear eater", meets irl, and she comes back with an infection?
sounds like a bad tinder date
the movie is actually about the real horrors of untreated syphilis
@@NerdestGamaer remember kids: have your blood tested regularly and seek treatment at once.
I mean it's at least better than my health class in high school
NerestGamaer yessss! stages 3-4 of untreated syphilis are scarier than any selfie man could ever be.
@@alinavaysfligel7249 Yeah cause syphilis is actually mainly attacking the nervous system rather than the skin or hormonal glands, you just don't get severe neurological symptoms until later on.
Like a STD
kid: *mom, can I have slender man?*
mom: *no we have slender man at home*
slender man at home:
Which one is worse tho
@@skazzel
Slenderman probably
Since if you don't take selfies you're good 🤷♀️
Would rather watched the Sony Slenderman movie than this
best comment ever
I’d rather see the Hunt getting laid scene from Final Destination 3D. On loop till I’m in my grave. :(
I would much rather sit and listen to Elvis retell an entire movie than watch the actual movies. He gets so damn worked up!
I'm surprised they didn't get the doctor involved. I was waiting for him to be somone kn the dark net impersonating a physician so that way Hannah would go to the hospital with julie.
"If you take 13 selfies, you die". Consecutive or 13 in total? If you take 12 selfies and a photo of your dog, does the curse reset?
Does a dick pic count as a selfie? The lines are very blurred
The curse will curse itself🤣😂🤣😂
Reminds me when Smosh made the video about that creepy moon guy, where they had to send the moon emoji 3 times. They wondered if they had to be in the same message, 3 separate messages, if they had to be consecutive, etc.
Exactly!
It's pretty easy to take just 3 or 4 selfies at a time, instead of 12 in your entire life?
Also, if I put a camera in a tripod and use it to take a photo of me, is that still a selfie?
@@alexisventura7191 I think that's what we used to call a "self portrait" before the dawn of the second dark age.
"...and apparently, Julia entered a black room by accident"
URL literally contains the words "black room"
*by accident*
Well by accident means that she didn't know what it was. So she unintentionally enter one. Like clicking on all kind of links to just fucking do something.
"Whoops! I submitted myself to torture because i'm a braindead and cannot research what is in the Dark Net."
@@jeltje50 That's kinda lame actually, because...
1. How would you access the dark web if you don't even know what it is? It's not likely to stumble upon it on accident.
2. If you have a vague idea I feel like you should know to _stay away._
@@lily_littleangel Her entire channel is about going to or researching the Dark Web, so she knew that it was related to the Dark Web. She was stupid enough to try and traverse the Dark Web, but if your trying to enter something that's literally called a "Black Room" that's associated with the dark web without thinking something horrible is gonna happen, then you sorta deserve what's about to happen.
The owners of the black room must like onions
“what is your darkest desire?” “STEAL MAKEUP”
"You have 1 new video message"
*plays audio message*
We're skipping over the fact that her darkest desire is "steal makeup"???
It is truly the worst thing to do
GIMME THE MAKEUP OLD LADY OR I'LL MESS UP UR PERFECT HAIR!
Yes.
😆😅
I literally did a spit take when she typed “steal makeup”
Snapchat thots: 'exist'
Selfie Man: "It's free real estate."
Ok hange
Snapthot 🙄
@@a.h4612 son?
The Hero We Need
Thots use Photoshop
Selfie Man *CONFUESS PHOTOSHOP SCREAMING*
Why/how does Julia simultaneously look 14 and 72
i imagine the creators of these kind of movies have a meeting and the opening line is "should we put an effort?"
If you take 13 selfies you'll die
Takes 14 selfies
Selfie man: it's not how it works
Thanks, now I know how to say"hi!" To Satan
tHata iLLeGaL
jokes on you I've never taken a selfie because I'm not a basic bitch
Do you know Skeppy or something?
tempest rimuru
Good thing I took 12 selfies
No offense, the character Julia looked scarier than selfie man
uggy
Yo thats fucking rude...remind me who asked?
-50 IQ 1000 EGO I did ask for a good comment so yeah
-50 IQ 1000 EGO I asked.
Damn.. That's harsh
Selfie Man! He flies over different disaster locations and films himself pretending to help for a few minutes before flying away. Perfect.
12:40 PLOT TWIST HE RICK ROLLED HANNAH
Julia's tear went sideways... BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD AND BURIED THE WHOLE TIME. WOW.
@@1lillbluepikmin what-
Joe McBallz he’s saying that he thinks that detail is cool, but still thinks the movie as a whole is trash.
@@1lillbluepikmin lol your name
oh lord
That’s a cool detail
First rule of making a horror movie: Don't use technology as a theme.
@Aria Avant But... Do they eat other things? *unzips pants*
Unfriended was a good one tho
Incendious
Countdown was also really good
Something that I’ve learned over my years of existence is: if you make a movie based off of technology, especially a Phone Mechanic like texting or something, it’s gonna be a failure.
Um, The Ring? It can be done, lmao. Just don't include include the name of the newest device or technology in your title. Could you imagine if The Ring was called "VCR Girl"?? that would be terrible.
Oh, and also make sure you write a good plot too
"Watch the selfies!" - sounds like something my dad would say
I'd never say anything like that, clean your room!
Whenever the brunette frowns she immediately ages 20 years.
Slender man: I'm going out to make a movie mom!
Selfie man: Can I come with you?
Slender man: Of course not!
Slender mom: bring your brother!
Slender man: Oh god...
Oh God, I just imagined it 😂😂
😂
In the film stage
Selfie man
What movie should we make
Oh oh oh what about me
Slander
Wait what
Selfie
YASSSS
Slender
Well F
Slender man: so just stay out out and be my side kick that is useless...
Flimers: oh i just realized this your brother can make the perfect movie
Slender man: WHAT BUT THIS IS MY MOVIE
Flimers: not anymore ur kicked out
Slender man: this is your fault
666 likes nice
daddy pig (from peppa pig) is 14’2, and has been shown to be able to throw fully grown adults to the ceiling of his frontroom and TEAR DOWN ENTIRE WALLS of his house, and he is a qualified engineer and can easily lockpick your door, he could easily kill you by sitting on you, and could break into your house with ease.
you know your horror movie is bad when DADDY PIG is scarier and stronger than your villain
You fucking fool. Clifford is 25 feet
“the bigger they stand, the harder they fall”
-daddy pig
To be fair daddy pig is really powerful
Daddy pig vs Clifford Jojo Style when
SCP-2004: PigMan
This movie would have been 100x better if it was called "Screamshot"
What i thought the movie was right after I read the title: person: takes a selfie for fun
Few seconds later: dead
I have noticed that all bad horror movies have similar elements.
1. Too many jumpscares
2. Plots involving strange leaps in the plot.
3. Bad logic
4. Strange usage of black and white footage
Also, Fear Eater looks like a discount Voldemort.
5. At some point mentions the dark web
They last part had me dieinggggg
7. Thirsty men
7. Thirsty men
8. Supernatural shit entities or, a cult who wears red or black and does sacrifices bc yes
9. For most recent movies (and a few old ones) uses a normal concept like this movie: the selfies, and tries to make it [S P O O K Y]
this sounds like something boomers make to stop kids from taking selfies all the time
edit: eat thy cereals
cereal cult ayy
So someone in their late 60s or 70s made this retarded movie? Nope, sounds like something the stupid fortnite generation made to be edgy.
Eat your cereal
eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
Lol the search engine said “She bled to death in cold blood” 🤣🤣🤣
"If you take thirteen selfies, you die"
People who're insecure about their appearance: Jokes on you
"Hey guys how can we make sure people know it's a black room url?"
"Oh just name it 'blackroom.onion' but with numbers instead of letters"
I mean seeing the sheer number of people who go to the darkweb with no vpn and their actual names as username, I can see how it could work.
Holy shit Julia is so dam n ugly it made me lose my appetite while I was eating
@@Kyle-dc7jm ok
Read this in Elvis' mocking voice 👌
It’s in 13375p34k (Leetspeak), an internet language used ironically
Julia’s actress is what it looks like when you turn facial animations up to 500% in real life.
TheBlackBrickStudios she looks like that trick picture where one way it’s a young woman, then you flip it upside down and it’s an old hag.
Hey let's not shit on the actress just because we don't like the movie. Struggling actors can't complain about the roles they get, it's not her fault the movie is shit.
I thought that was Truth Or Dare?
@@lakalq11km I mean it's true though. She looks like a real life Mister potato head.
@@poiuytrewq11422 ikr. She looks like an old lady and a 12 year old at the same time depending on how you look at her and the lighting...
selfie man sounds like a modern day superhero
“If you take 13 selfies, you die”
Me who took 14 using burst mode:
*P A T H E T I C*
Imagine if when Hannah clicked on the link she was sent, she literally just got Rick Rolled.
That would be the plot twist we needed.
Yes
Yes (2)
yes (3)
I just wanted to say I love your name
@@uglyferalcat149 why thank you fellow danganronpa trash nerd
"She sleeps for 3 days.
Then she wakes up suddenly!
....then goes back to sleep."
Same, Julia. Same.
Just like Jesus lol
It's not really selfie man, it's more like oddly specific man.
0:43 Elvis: Hell is too much for TH-cam
Hazbin hotel and helluva boss: Are we jokes to you?
True
This would have been a lot more interesting if the 'selfie man' was just made up and it was actually a group of people orchestrating things. The doctor could have been one of them, and the 'antibiotics' could have been a drug to keep her under and less aware. Just the concept of a group of people targeting them because one of the cousins went on the dark web is far more interesting. She could have seen something she shouldn't have beyond the stupid 'selfie from hell'. Trevor could have also been in on it for an extra bit of fun at the end, with her thinking she's being rescued but he just takes over. It could be based around the red room concept and at the end the video could be of her being tortured. But really anything is better than what they actually did.
Yo I'd watch the movie you just laid out vs this crapfest
@@btaylerpackard2475 Aw thanks~ Though to be fair almost anything is better than this trash.
@UnderWayy _ Why thank you kind person, writing horror happens to be my passion~
Theres a movie like that but I can't remember the name
It's called smiley
This is something my sister would make on iMovie when she was 7
I’m dead lmfaooooq😭🤣
)))
lol!!
and it sounds like it was written by a 7 y/o... somebody should tell the person who wrote the script that a confusing and nonsensical plot does not equal dEeP and CoMpLeX
nah your sis probably made movies 10x better than this using MsPaint (I get that MsPaint is a painting software but its comparing how bad it is)
Wow I can't believe you would insult your sister like this smh
22:00 That's a great point, did he break into Hanna's house with a taser?
What **was** he planning to do?
10:47 I love how on the screen that Julia or whatever was on the screen was t-posing like one of those shitty gmod models asdaskja
If the URL led to a rickroll, that would honestly be the funniest thing ever.
Haha
Rick would never give up his prey.
No it wouldn't.
V8 crlfkj v
Plus with malware that is made for the sole purpose of opening rick roll tabs at random
Next predicted movie "The TikTok Man"
It gets behind you and kills you while doing the renegade dance
Juniper I hate you, therefore I’m gonna like your comment
Juniper nah he actually just gives you cancer
No tik toks pretty new
Has to be something like vine man
We get tik tok man in like 4 years
Nah tik tok man would do
I actually watched this late one night for fun. My wife found me the next morning foaming at the mouth moaning, "No more selfies....."
OK, I wasn't foaming and moaning, but when she woke me up, I said "well, that was just crap."
14:43 holy shit that red room costs 0.6 bitcoin, that's $34000!
Plot twist: Julia's infection was the existence of this movie.
It was her stand waking up.
Miguel Angel Suaza Sanchez Like cheap trick but if Araki wanted another Steely Dan
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@@scanbbb i want to commit die after seeing this
The thing that grabbed Julia when she Recorded herself was... THE RECORD MAN
Hehe 😄
Actually it was the TH-cam censors
Dun dun dunnnn
THE VIDEO MAN
Oh no! Not the Record Man!
Ngl the selfie man looks like one of those creepypastas original characters made by an 12 years old
A sequel where an actual ghost appears when you get ghosted by someone on social media/dating apps
Julia probably woke up because she wanted her antibiotics that hanna forgot all this time
Heidi mag Kekse Hannah: Calls Julia’s bf
Julia: GIVE ME MY FUCKING PILLS DAMIT AND I WILL LOOK CREEPY NOW GUVE WRWDVCJSHE
Medic!!!
Damn anti-vaxers...
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@Clyde Eastwood ja safe 11/10
"sometimes he kills you in hours, other times days.
but all i know is that he will kill you IMMEDIATLY." -- Fe4rE4t3r 2018
I think it's about how once you watch the video you're fucked but if you take 13 selfies afterwards you die immediately
i read that as feeteater 💀💀💀
rxbnbk vdka same
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Another first rule of making a horror movie. Don't make your villain so darned complicated to summon.