I just want to say, Jack: I've been watching this and the other YGS compilations since 2012, a couple months after my friend was killed in a car wreck. They always make me laugh when I'm down, and I probably quote this one regularly. "How do you face?" Used to be my work computer screensaver when things were really bad. Things are really good now for me, and I try to pay it forward and share your comedy with others who are having a bad time. If you're ever feeling crappy, just remember you make me laugh!
I shit you not, 'SO sad mak u cry', 'stubbed pujumus', 'congrutalions', 'terriable' and especially 'what you spakin' bout' has been part of my vocabulary for 11 years and i had mostly forgotten their origins until now!
I love the intensity Toby had with the Cheesy part 😂 This series made me laugh more than I remember, made up part of my humor 😭 I would love to see people just use this as some weird slang 😂😂
THis story is gonna make you cry. This is based on a true story: Writer: Me. Director: Michael Baay. I was walking across the street with my girlfriend. When she said "Will you love---" But she interrupted by an alien swarm I took out my gun and began firing they all exploded. Thats when I saw her, a beautiful girl. My girlfriend came up to me. "Are you okay?" I shot her in the face and walked over to the new girl. Like dis if you cry every time.
These vids made my day! Really! I have scoliosis (spine curve) and have been having some horrific headaches if not neck or backaches. These videos has allowed me to nevermind my pains and laugh. I'm feeling a lot better now!!!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🌸
Oh man. I've been having a pretty sucky summer, but when I watched this I had to pause the video at 12:46 just to let myself breathe. Thank you so much for the laughs, Jack!
Do you understand the word ALLEGATION? It means people SAY he did but it hasnt been proven or disproved. I suppose you subscribe to guilty until proven innocent.
"I'll give you happy birthday 'XAXGXUXS'- You don't bitches 'BUNN'... be I'll-be lonely- be 'KONKUNNED'- be be punished- and i mean it from the bottom of my heart." 12:00
gaben was talkin 2 fanboi at convention and dey were near da stret fanboi said "gabe will you every releas left4 ded 3" gaben said "NO..." da fanboi cryd and ran into traffic bcase he was so sed boi got hit bi car gabe was crying and went to pic up his body he was ded he whisper 2 hes corpse "i ment 2 sey no... i will release left FIVE ded..." (dat mean it more than left 4 ded 2) lik dis if u cri evertim
Grace Soucie No, i was just making a parody of the like this if you cry everytime comment. You can't intend to be on a jacksfilms YGS when commenting on a YGS video. You have to be genuinely bad at spelling and/or grammar.
+valentinaaa you think a professional theater would want this shit? It's a bunch of comments posted by idiots. That's what makes it funny, I guess... But still.
the thing that would make theatres want this is because a lot of people would see it. there are a lot of jacksfilms fans, and a lot of them would watch it.
I came across these guys via That One Video Gamer. He said they had acted out one of the comments made on his channel. I have to say, so far I find it rather enjoyable, mainly because when I show videos to friends I occasionally show them comments and we do similar readings of comments. Thanks to both The Completionist and jacksfilms for some new laughs to look forward to!
I love YGS, it's hilarious, although there is a problem. Unless I have auto correct on or some type of spelling correction system my dislexia shows, YGS is the equivalent to reading my English papers
Well I wouldn't call a Tumblr post proof exactly. And she didn't even document it or anything, all she had was a PATHETICALLY easy to fake screen shot. I'm embarrassed to be classed as the same species as the ppl who took that seriously.
Ermahgerd. I just noticed o.o How can this video have over 3 million views if there are only 6.8 people in this world? :o Jack, have you been refreshing on your own video for views?
When people begin speaking like The Sims characters....
They're literally called sims
Bengin*
"Some things look penis as a catfish." I really wanna know the context of that comment
Nick94956 yes
'' Toby is an awsome raper''.
Waching this from 2016
Waching
*Watching
holy shiiiiit
HAHAHA thought the same thing, looked in the comments and found this at the top hahaha
ooohhhh
Man I didn’t realize how much of an impact this has had on my vocabulary until now
yyye
“Well I guess whales and bevera”
So frequent in our house it’s now real words 😂😂😂
I still say “what u spakin bout” and just remembered it’s from this
"Cant we all just get alone"
LMFAO.
your are noob kid lol kid raterded!!!11!!
Well, with the diseases going on, YES.
I cant breath HAHAHAHAHAH XD This made my life!!
Ey now ryt?
Didnt know you watch these :D
NOGLA!!!
Why , Hello Nogla
A wild Nogla appears! *plays pokemon music*
This still making me cry laugh a Decade later. WELL DONE JACK. asosmwe job
hell yea
I just want to say, Jack: I've been watching this and the other YGS compilations since 2012, a couple months after my friend was killed in a car wreck. They always make me laugh when I'm down, and I probably quote this one regularly. "How do you face?" Used to be my work computer screensaver when things were really bad. Things are really good now for me, and I try to pay it forward and share your comedy with others who are having a bad time. If you're ever feeling crappy, just remember you make me laugh!
I was drinking water.
"FLUCK YOU"
I almost literally destroyed my computer with laughter.
Thanks.
Every now and again, I go back and watch YGS even though I’ve seen them all. Still make me laugh incessantly! Will always enjoy these.
"There are 6.8 people in this world..." LMFAO xD
hexagon523 so thats why my legs are gone
"stubed pajumus" 10:25 I died of laughter man. Everytime I think of this.
+Dasachi
7:22
killed me
wait? 6.8 people? so the entire population of the planet is six people and a torso with no legs?
Ah ah ah.... 6.8... That would be a torso with one leg.
still six people and a torso with one leg is not the entire population of the earth
No kidding...?
That would be 7.8
+Jax Craft no it really wouldn't
Can somebody make
:a what a fucke
A ringtone or notification sound?
That would be awesome
Ana Todorović I would, but I'm sure I would need permission from the owner to do so.
Oh, too bad. At least you would try.
+Ana Todorović Omg! Yes! we totally need this!
And we've got it, actually. It is on app called Zedge! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!
6.8 not 7. That .8 person must be in constant agony.
Did u see his eyes sparkle in his eyes?
iWatchViDEOS 24/7 His eyes are fractals.
iWatchViDEOS 24/7yes nd i cry everytim
Mandelbrot Set And your Profile pic and banner are too! (PS: -I love Mandelbrot fractals, these are my favourites- GOD DARNIT, WHAT DID I SAY?!)
;a what a fucke?!
"It's never not not nothin"
My favorite. 😂😂
It's nut nut nuttin.. I guess.. 😛
That adorable giggle around 15:50... Gets me every. Single. Time.
15:50
"trolles are redards" BEST PART. The way he says it is golden :))))
A wadda fucke
the best part in my opinion is the dramatic story
I shit you not, 'SO sad mak u cry', 'stubbed pujumus', 'congrutalions', 'terriable' and especially 'what you spakin' bout' has been part of my vocabulary for 11 years and i had mostly forgotten their origins until now!
holy shit i'm the same with "congrutalions" and "what you spakin' bout" 😂 "i don't even anything" is another one coming to mind rn ahaha
For me it's congrutalions and face plam 😂
Wow. How can one be so bad at grammar? *Lifts glass into the air.*
Watching this for the first time in like a decade. ...What a fucking time capsule.
I can't believe I went and showed this to my English teacher in like grade 8 😂😭
@@noahhfence4177 LMAOOO
I love the intensity Toby had with the Cheesy part 😂
This series made me laugh more than I remember, made up part of my humor 😭
I would love to see people just use this as some weird slang 😂😂
Some of these are definitely key parts of my vocabulary even to this very day. 😂
"Toby is an awesome raper!" Whoever said that, you are correct.
Nah. Toby isn't a rapist.
Is there an actual rumor about him that he would do that? Someone explain. I hope he doesn't become our TH-cam version of Bill Cosby D:
No.....
Ok good :P I'm gullible XD
A big rumor was spread that Toby had potentially "raped" and "drugged" a girl, but if I'm not mistaken the claims were already proved to be wrong.
I cried of laughter when the guy said "I don't know what synonyms means it's something to do with politics". Man, my little brother know what it is.
When I hear the "Please reply thank you very good" part... It just makes me laugh so hard that my eyes gets teary. You made my day, Jack. :D
THis story is gonna make you cry.
This is based on a true story:
Writer: Me.
Director: Michael Baay.
I was walking across the street with my girlfriend. When she said "Will you love---" But she interrupted by an alien swarm I took out my gun and began firing they all exploded. Thats when I saw her, a beautiful girl. My girlfriend came up to me. "Are you okay?" I shot her in the face and walked over to the new girl.
Like dis if you cry every time.
i crie evretiem
I am so crie
I am aslo Criing for Michael Baay
Sam Dreer
rip in peace
These vids made my day! Really! I have scoliosis (spine curve) and have been having some horrific headaches if not neck or backaches. These videos has allowed me to nevermind my pains and laugh. I'm feeling a lot better now!!!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🌸
His sophisticated laugh makes me laugh so hard everytime
I bet that half these people were drunk when they typed those comment.
comments
everyone's a critic, lol
EVERYONE?!
EVERYONE!!
always ;oved that song
always loved that sing :)
*****
It was from the video, watch the video before commenting.
LAGRIMAS.POR
+*Diego* Haha! That throw me in pimples
I laughed so hard when he said that haha
OMFG I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD!
+MonsterHunterFan10052 brazillian
+marcos romão No it's Spanish.
Man, that dramatic reading about the girl and her boyfriend really hit me hard. I CRY EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man is it awkward watching this after those Toby accusations...not sure what happened science then
Science.
pls. english in not science.
is*
Wtf I lost it at the 'awome' part
Really? That awemoe!
Oh man. I've been having a pretty sucky summer, but when I watched this I had to pause the video at 12:46 just to let myself breathe. Thank you so much for the laughs, Jack!
Some of the guests in these were not good in retrospect, but the videos still hold up really damn well
wait. who?
"u mad jellystrated buttdocter" still one of the best ones.
5:52-"Toby is an awesome raper!"
I laugh hysterically*
She is a god rper dudunt i now that?
PeterPie You're trying too hard.
AwesomeArceus277 HI YOU ARE AWESOME
“trolles be redards” is the most 2007 sentence I’ve ever heard
Most of it was funny, but in Spanish, "jj" is pronounced as a really throaty "h" so "jjajajajajjaaja" is the same as "hhahahahahhaaha"
Eduardinho he also pronounced the “ll” as an L instead if a Y.
This is great. I love YGS, and I am a grammar Nazi myself.
mj winn
no your not
u is probs b on 1th grayd nerd
12:37 "YOU! get out of her" LMAOOOOOO!!!
Love the static look of those water glasses in front of the green screen. LOL I need sleep . . . was finding it wayyyy too interesting! haha
"i don't even anything!"
same though
I'm starting to think that maybe some people post comments like these just so their comment can get into YGS...
Yeah. Most attention-hungry people are also grammatically disabled. Oh, wait, that's just one facebook, nevermind.
at 5:51 get ready to feel uncomfortable
right . i heard it and just kinda went "yikes"
+Geth Hold it... what have I missed?! O.o
+PixiDoxy a lot
At 5:51 Toby looks like "oh shit he figured out my plans..."
this series love
-_-
Ninja_Of_Trollin srt I jsut had tu
Hillkill You are trying too hard...
Diego Herrera ur a badie you no dat...
Hillkill
Fuck off.
How can this video have 3.5 million views if there's only 7.3 billion people on the Earth?
You answered your own question. You said it had 3 million views but 7.3 billion people on the Earth.
I was told that there's 6.8 people on earth, don't be fuckin with me here with that 7.3 billion shit
Jebediah Kerman youtube asking the real questions....
Because 7,300,000,000 > 3,500,000
+Jebediah Kerman boi
We need to see Autotune Jesus more often. Like. Every video. Just Autotune Jesus serenading us.
"Pajumus" 😂😂😂😂 I can't. I just can't. It's just too funny.
5:53 foreshadowing if I have ever seen it
+Quann Parr Glad I wasn't the only one who thought it.
literally was about to day the same thing haha
i'm gonna send this guy a million homestuck rp comments
a wat da fucke?
You again!
isaac wolfe
where do I remember u from?
Singerer
isaac wolfe
what video though
Elybeatmaker I think house in the woods
this is still by far the most entertaining YGS video
'I will luv u FIVE-ever' *facepalm*
How am I just finding out about these videos now?!
Awome.
(All Jacks gather): Awome.
5:51 aged like fine wine
"picketine jedne glibave" on 2:30 is serbian,croatian or bosnian. You can't translate it tho.
How does this video have 7000 likes if there are only 6.8 people in this world
Thanks for making this! It was put together really well
fut yeah. i find myself using these comments in my everyday vocabulary
Jeezus, so many people are making fake ones jsut to get viewed. it pisses me aoff so much. jsutas sato!!1!!!
*Just Stop
***** You are so true.
Ironic. You just described yourself
*its a joke*
5:51 lol
ikr :D
I Agree
HEY
TOBY IS AN AWESOME RAPER
This video is how old now??? I remember stumbling upon these videos in high school.
I feel... so old.
how do you decide when to do the "sophisticated man"?
MMMAAAAGGGGIIIIIIIICCCC
5:54 Well that's really freaking awkward now.... O.o
Do you understand the word ALLEGATION? It means people SAY he did but it hasnt been proven or disproved. I suppose you subscribe to guilty until proven innocent.
To the contrary. I don't believe he did it. I meant only what I said, which was that it is awkward, which is true.
over 10 years ago... fuck.
Golden age stuff right here. Now we're stuck with Cards Against Jack
"I'll give you happy birthday 'XAXGXUXS'- You don't bitches 'BUNN'... be I'll-be lonely- be 'KONKUNNED'- be be punished- and i mean it from the bottom of my heart."
12:00
How the bloody hell could you read that?!
Some kinda secret language?
Haha, it's all letter replacement. It still doesn't make 100% sense, and it's not fully translated, but it's something.
thatpikminguy I believe that was L33t speak
17:22
somehow feels like a doge meme...
Check the upload date...
*****
I'm well aware of the upload date and the date doge became popular.
He reads Spanish very well he must speak it :D
"el estribillo el para hacer terrible headbang" hahahahahah xD
The Hiugou *Insert 3 Jacks here headbanging*
its the dramatic readings that really gets me
The end. Omg
gaben was talkin 2 fanboi at convention and dey were near da stret
fanboi said "gabe will you every releas left4 ded 3"
gaben said "NO..."
da fanboi cryd and ran into traffic bcase he was so sed
boi got hit bi car
gabe was crying and went to pic up his body
he was ded
he whisper 2 hes corpse
"i ment 2 sey no... i will release left FIVE ded..." (dat mean it more than left 4 ded 2)
lik dis if u cri evertim
Lol
Pyromaniac are you trying to get in one of these vids?
Grace Soucie
No, i was just making a parody of the like this if you cry everytime comment. You can't intend to be on a jacksfilms YGS when commenting on a YGS video. You have to be genuinely bad at spelling and/or grammar.
Pyromaniac BEST.COMMENT.EVER
First
ygs 100 better be a multiple hour move if we've been waiting this long
I was told it was, so we are getting our patience rewarded
wow, it show show in theaters so jacksfilms fans can meet up and laugh at ygs
+valentinaaa you think a professional theater would want this shit? It's a bunch of comments posted by idiots. That's what makes it funny, I guess... But still.
the thing that would make theatres want this is because a lot of people would see it. there are a lot of jacksfilms fans, and a lot of them would watch it.
+valentinaaa hahahahaha... NOVEMBER!
I came across these guys via That One Video Gamer. He said they had acted out one of the comments made on his channel. I have to say, so far I find it rather enjoyable, mainly because when I show videos to friends I occasionally show them comments and we do similar readings of comments. Thanks to both The Completionist and jacksfilms for some new laughs to look forward to!
I love YGS, it's hilarious, although there is a problem.
Unless I have auto correct on or some type of spelling correction system my dislexia shows, YGS is the equivalent to reading my English papers
One of the comments in the spanish part is actually written in portuguese,just saying..
true
+Pedro Costa In the actual episode he says 'Portuguese break' instead of 'Spanish break'
тяίρтнєӄίđ Oh..Okay ^^ I havent seen the episode
OOOH! can you make a dictionary of all the bast misspelled words?!
Such as Awome
That would be so asosmwe, awome and awansome! XD
And Amsome
nevercallmebyname Yes! XD
BTW great name choice
nevercallmebyname Thnx! XD
Watching this makes me realize how much I reference YGS even if it’s just to myself lol
The grammar makes me face plam
*facepalme
+Quinton James *fayspaaaam
Face pomegranat*
+Kewl Jack Lol the irony it's facepalm
+Kewl Jack Lol the irony it's facepalm
5:51
Someone's psychic, lol.
+Ramin “JRJ” Fateh it's too current...
+Golden Panda
Seriously ... what are the odds?
XD
imsmaher.tumblr.com/post/143195184202/toby-turner-rape-allegations-debunked
+Golden Panda hahahahaaaaa, i get it
4:14 Yikes too real now
I had to pause the video 4 minutes in. No one has made me laugh this hard. Also, drinking water at the same time was not the best idea. Thanks Jack.
6:11 is Portuguese, not Spanish. LOL!
hi.
Why you gotta even negative talk?
In the actual video, he says "Portugese break".
"Toby is an awesome raper." Oh god, the fucking irony.
TOO REAL!
HES NOT A FUCKIN RAPIST.
Yosuke Hanamura whatever you say, bro.
Lol, true 😂
Well I wouldn't call a Tumblr post proof exactly. And she didn't even document it or anything, all she had was a PATHETICALLY easy to fake screen shot. I'm embarrassed to be classed as the same species as the ppl who took that seriously.
I could listen to autotune Jesus all day.
just came back to hear him say "redaard" 😂😂😂
Ermahgerd.
I just noticed o.o
How can this video have over 3 million views if there are only 6.8 people in this world? :o Jack, have you been refreshing on your own video for views?
6.8 billion not million
Bryce Sinnett Um... I think you're missing the point...
Adam Levav he's not refreshing
Stupid part of youtube again...
Bryce Sinnett The point is that someone said that there are 6.8 people in the world, instead of 6.8 million or billion, which is patently ridiculous.
6:11 Is nobody going to mention that that language is PORTUGUESE?!
Idk
I pride myself on not being in any of these videos. :D
I'm actually surprised one I sent made it to #12 and this (the lurics one)
Omg I'm watching this again and I'm crying hysterically. Can't wait for YGS 100!
"Tobey is an awesome raper!" That didn't age well
It aged fine. Fuck cancel culture
:a what a fucke?!
a what a fucke is my favorite
I wish jack’d do more of these :,}
5:52 did not age well