Joey Diaz on His Criminal Mind and Instincts

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  • @ifragpsn6431
    @ifragpsn6431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    Only from Joey Diaz are you gonna get serious crime tips, profound life appreciation lessons, and a bomb Carbonara recipe within 15 minutes man. Listen to Uncle Joey and learn kids.

    • @oldheaddeuce2273
      @oldheaddeuce2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lololololololol

    • @isolateurself4029
      @isolateurself4029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Biggest truth

    • @daviel6595
      @daviel6595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IFrag PSN as you get older you don’t forget the tricks of your trade

    • @ttagagagags586
      @ttagagagags586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut the fuck up bro 😂it ain’t hard to trap

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ttagagagags586 well, just look at the flying Jew... Obviously to some people it is.

  • @donttrustjaydonttrustjay2772
    @donttrustjaydonttrustjay2772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    I don't cry when famous people pass away but i know damm well I'm going to cry when uncle joey passes away

    • @chris_redd2453
      @chris_redd2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Steve Hunt they think Joey is getting weak in the bush bro he’s gonna come back like a soldier

    • @pamclearylicsw9255
      @pamclearylicsw9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Brooo dont make me think ab it

    • @TacticGamers
      @TacticGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ill be devestated guy literally is an uncle after all these years

    • @RockLee679
      @RockLee679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How do you know you wont be dead before him

    • @redditman3701
      @redditman3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RockLee679 some of you seeing this will he dead by the end of the week.

  • @justfine77777
    @justfine77777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I love Joey and Lee’s friendship. I have been devouring everything Joey Diaz has to offer. He’s an epic storyteller, funny, and as honest as they come. I have learned a big lesson from him. He takes his friendships and relationships so serious, and you can tell, that he gives big love back. He’s the kind of friend people want to have. Coco 4 life!

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's a beautiful day to be alive, even if you got $2 in your pocket...
      Fucking a right Joey.

    • @justfine77777
      @justfine77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@finished6267 amen my friend! That’s a great perspective. 👍🏽

    • @jaredk748
      @jaredk748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not too many people left that seem to appreciate friendships for the sake of friendship, instead of what someone else can do for them. You can tell Joey is a true and genuine friend, whether you have everything or you have nothing. Everybody deserves a friend like Uncle Joey

    • @itzpringle-_
      @itzpringle-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They dont breed em like they use to anymore

    • @floweuphoria69420
      @floweuphoria69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make sure you watch all of the honeydew episodes it’s like four or five podcasts Joey’s life story

  • @carteltraps9942
    @carteltraps9942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Joey Diaz should be in Gta6 and a heist where you rob a bank with him💰💰

    • @OnsideHaddock72
      @OnsideHaddock72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Only gta 5 will be about banks, you know how fast and the furious turned into heist movies from racing, thats your logic rn, your a dumb consumer, your the masses that stupid updates are made for, you are the worst litterally do you think? Why do you want two identical games CUZ YOU DONT, if your dream game came out no one would play it we already played gta 5 nigga what the fuck you doing? How bout some refreshing ideas

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes Im Going To Be That Guy Facts

    • @dominic667
      @dominic667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like when u kidnap some1

    • @super117knight
      @super117knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@OnsideHaddock72 god damn, smoke some dope bro

    • @bigdaddypoco7890
      @bigdaddypoco7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes Im Going To Be That Guy you crazy bro

  • @adembecaj1556
    @adembecaj1556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Lee moaning when Joey said “then he adds a egg yolk” 🤣

    • @osman8136
      @osman8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LMAOOOOO 🤣 The way he gasps in amazement 🤣

    • @Greeneggsz
      @Greeneggsz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adem Becaj I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂😂

    • @ameedawadeh7328
      @ameedawadeh7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha man amazing comment

  • @edmontonalberta8662
    @edmontonalberta8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Moment of silence for those who didn't have someone like Joey to provide insight on the daily struggle of millions. Round of applause for Lee, for providing the world with something you can just tune out to regardless of your mood or personal situations

  • @vizon-aryproductions6191
    @vizon-aryproductions6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Lee reminds me of “Piglett” from whinnie the Pooh bear

    • @rheheu7229
      @rheheu7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nasirchoudhury2012
      @nasirchoudhury2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck me

    • @KAD10895
      @KAD10895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Piglett in mind, Poo in body.

    • @JSLifting97
      @JSLifting97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KAD10895 spot on! 😂👌

    • @HotdogFish1
      @HotdogFish1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piggy from the lord of flies

  • @vincent6210
    @vincent6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Lee only opens his eyes when he smells joey's farts

    • @ivan.e82
      @ivan.e82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MARK E. MARK lol nah he was high asf look at how he’s talking

    • @wagwanyute
      @wagwanyute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ivan Lolwing Yea I’m new to this podcast is he always fried as fuck

    • @ivan.e82
      @ivan.e82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wagwan yute no always you will tell he will be slurring his speech eyes closed repeating him self extra high voice lol

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably cause they get him higher

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha! nice

  • @TwinQuan
    @TwinQuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Lee "its getting kinda scary to go outside" Syatt

    • @Dr.FreeBird
      @Dr.FreeBird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unkown one ☠️🤣🤣🤣

    • @quinnpedain8271
      @quinnpedain8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i mean it kinda is now😳😳😳

    • @Tecknut75
      @Tecknut75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not so funny today.

    • @thecosmictraveler457
      @thecosmictraveler457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah man if only you could've seen into the future 😂

    • @johncastillo2194
      @johncastillo2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Quinn Pedain yeah man it’s scary because of a virus with a .5% mortality rate

  • @OstendorfProductions
    @OstendorfProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The edible hit me right when Uncle Joey started whispering "really, really crispy". 😂😂😂

    • @ReeshaRacing
      @ReeshaRacing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ong ts tickled my ears😭😭

    • @runyourpocketsg9811
      @runyourpocketsg9811 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Really really crispy🤫🤫🤫really really crispy🤫🤫🤫…really really crispy🤫🤫🤫

  • @OstendorfProductions
    @OstendorfProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Lee: "...with the bacon?"
    Joey: "not yet...then he threw in the bacon".

  • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
    @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Whispers to himself
    *really really crispy...really really crispy*

  • @jamesp308
    @jamesp308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "What if I get on a plane and Ali Babba and the 40 thieves are on there?" - Uncle Joey

    • @felipealem6590
      @felipealem6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fucking classic.

    • @jeffheyer7783
      @jeffheyer7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love it because I know someone will be offended.. just a funny ass joke

    • @Marie-fh9fr
      @Marie-fh9fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      '40 fuckin thieves' to be correct😂

    • @databattlesz
      @databattlesz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone timestamp please

  • @TheCrippledDonkey
    @TheCrippledDonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    15:19 press to hear joey whisper "really really crispy" 3 times

    • @phanoonki
      @phanoonki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheCrippledDonkey 😂 😆

    • @emmyarellano3704
      @emmyarellano3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ASMR heaven right there!

    • @phanoonki
      @phanoonki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emmy Arellano tru dat!

    • @the_mighty_cheech4617
      @the_mighty_cheech4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was scrolling down just 2 see this comment

    • @michaelb9997
      @michaelb9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can hear Lee gasping in amazement at the meal

  • @moodyblues5150
    @moodyblues5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Good morning church fam. Have a spooky motherfuckin Friday.

    • @cracoviateam
      @cracoviateam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't say that dawg I have a t3st on friday

  • @troykerchenpoop
    @troykerchenpoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    One of the best Joey Diaz clips. "One day you have to learn to live without them" Uncle Joey on a new level

  • @KhromeXx
    @KhromeXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    #JoeyForGta6

    • @Z3AL316
      @Z3AL316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      santiago hernandez fuck yea

    • @juggnant1962
      @juggnant1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TAKEYOURHEADOUTYOURASS&COMEUPWITHBETTERIDEASMAN.

    • @noushigavakyan2269
      @noushigavakyan2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Juggn Ant relaxbroitsnotthatbigofadeal

    • @noushigavakyan2269
      @noushigavakyan2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juggn Ant and type normally bruh

    • @KhromeXx
      @KhromeXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noushigavakyan2269 who is this man talking to? 😆

  • @Slowther87
    @Slowther87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Totally get the criminal mentality never leaves u. I'm glad too bc it's saved my ass a few times in being able to notice shady characters or something about to go down.

    • @riffraff1880
      @riffraff1880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ScoopDityDoop ! I have a feeling u know where to get good drugs... I don’t know why I just get this feeling u can cop a quality bag of dope. Am I right?

    • @BURDYMAN777
      @BURDYMAN777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For real bro. I've always been the small quiet guy that looked harmless to normal people. All the people I bought from and supplied said they would have never guessed I was into anything, but that's what kept me in the game. Now every job I've had since I got back from rehab i just sit back and watch. Then after I see some shit i try to help the person not be so dumb in how they do shit. To regular people it might look like nothing, but i know a drug deal when i see one lol. I dont use drugs anymore but I still like the hustle, so i give tips and then tell them about "this guy I know" who can get almost whatever they want. If I don't like the person then I use the "other guys" price plus add a little finders fee 🤣 double profit!

    • @15chargerbb
      @15chargerbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@riffraff1880 w enough street smarts u could get some good dope for ur self. Even in a new city and dealing w a stranger...

    • @quartablacc
      @quartablacc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      15:20 🥓 ASMR

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BURDYMAN777 lol we would get along great. I do the exact same stuff

  • @Ltcoombs1
    @Ltcoombs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love the love that joey and lee have for each other, their from totally different worlds but they have this weird mutual understanding of one another

  • @DaltonSligh
    @DaltonSligh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Joey “really really crispy” Diaz

    • @letmepikachu1210
      @letmepikachu1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly joey Diaz should start narrating cooking shows

    • @scaryman0030
      @scaryman0030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its carbonara

    • @Rosterized
      @Rosterized 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "just throw a little bit of butter on that motherfucker"

    • @suprjnt420
      @suprjnt420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee "self-suck" Lee

  • @Cabella12345
    @Cabella12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    At 17:55 when Joey says ‘for Lee Syatt...I see 200 more sets and you’ll be a feature act’ it warms my heart

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell ปีที่แล้ว

      To each their own i guess but honestly i dont see it, 90% of the time on the podcast he’s either just interrupting people or being a yes man personally i think it’d be better if he was behind the camera and didn’t talk

  • @Sovasix911
    @Sovasix911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When he said "their phone just got disconnected, I'll run into em in a few days"...
    Damn bro, I felt that :(

  • @reccoz
    @reccoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "What if I get on a plane and Alibaba and the 40 f**king thieves are on there lmao " we love you joey

  • @phanoonki
    @phanoonki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love listening to Joey Diaz and have profound respect. At first I thought he was egotistical but was just him talking about his past to help others... his honesty and life lessons, and his ethics helping others and remaining humble is amazing, and inspirational

  • @vesterlettucetoke3037
    @vesterlettucetoke3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat." - Jesse The Body Ventura

  • @overlordisgoogle8431
    @overlordisgoogle8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Joey your honesty is refreshing. Keep doing what you do.

  • @jaredmello
    @jaredmello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Joey Diaz got depth and soul. He’s not as popular as Rogan, but when Joey interviewed Mike Tyson, he got him to a a deeper level.

  • @alexanderpoe5367
    @alexanderpoe5367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The amount of love in this room is astronomical. Love Joey hyping up Lee. Bro love like that needs to be more widespread. I appreciate you, Joey and Lee. I miss this podcast tremendously

  • @kevinmccann2228
    @kevinmccann2228 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like this Lee guy. He seems so genuine. I come for Joey Diaz because I could listen to him tell stories for ever and ever.

  • @JuliusCaesarr_
    @JuliusCaesarr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Lee is stoned he looks like he's about to pass out at any second 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @H3ZZA1
    @H3ZZA1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Does Lee Syatt have eyes?
    Oh wait, this isn't Google...

    • @nahshon928
      @nahshon928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Technically.... it is

  • @danielmelamed8548
    @danielmelamed8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just have to say Joey , this video had a beautiful message . It’s strange that I randomly clicked on this one of your videos but I have a hard time dealing with mortality and the dangers of life , your viewpoint on this topic is relatable and comforting bless your brotha

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the camaraderie between Joey and Lee it’s 100% genuine

  • @Akeirbuah
    @Akeirbuah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Was expecting a story of all robberies and funny jokes, but got a life lesson and a realization on how precious life is.

  • @tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445
    @tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    went to prison at 21 for angel dust I used to pick up in Harlem. Prison was the best thing to happen to me at the time. I needed it and it gave me self discipline. I was filming a show for MTV within 4 months of being released. We filmed for 3 months but it didnt air. I didnt stop there. I worked in film and TV for about a decade now. I feel I can relate to Joey a lot.

    • @tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445
      @tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just had to bury a close friend a week or so ago. I needed this clip. Thanks Joey

    • @godhandvoid9795
      @godhandvoid9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were doing pcp?

    • @tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445
      @tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@godhandvoid9795 yes, I was a wild one in my teens....why you ask?

    • @godhandvoid9795
      @godhandvoid9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445 Because I wanted to know if you were doing pcp

    • @jaredmello
      @jaredmello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a good story my man. If you want to share your story on my channel, that would be cool

  • @sircharizardiii9079
    @sircharizardiii9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I see people talking about GTA6, remember when KatT Williams was on 4. We defo need a little 15 minutes or something to put in the game. Would be dope. Or even a radio station host

    • @connorgeslak8032
      @connorgeslak8032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Having Joey as the radio host for a rock and roll station would be a godsend

    • @descripto2586
      @descripto2586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even better, they were tossing around making gta6 at least partially based on a vice city remake. If they made Joey a character who'd Rob you of everything you've got earlier on in the game and disappear, that'd be beautiful.

    • @yungsorrow5896
      @yungsorrow5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sir Charizard II especially with stuff like this 😂 lee and Joey need their own channel on iradio 😂

    • @RoyalMigos22
      @RoyalMigos22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold up wtfff bro. KW was in 4 ??? Ian even play 4’s story mode like that😂I would only go to that spot for the Subi

    • @sircharizardiii9079
      @sircharizardiii9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RoyalMigos22 yt it if anything, but you could go to the liberty city comedy club and there were different comedians at different times 😂 katt Williams and frankie Boyle from what I can remember. I later learnt that Joe rogan was on the gta 3 radio I think

  • @alexlucas2420
    @alexlucas2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Such an important episode , second half of this is as meaningful as anything you can find on TH-cam

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:45 Lee’s “aaAahhh” after adding the egg yolk 😂😂😂😂

  • @musicman123ization
    @musicman123ization 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This shit hit. I’ve had 3 friends die all within a years time. Two in different car accidents and one from drugs, all hit like a dream at first bc I literally had just spoke to 2 of them the day of and before. That was 2 years ago I was 25 were all about the same age, grew up in a small town so known all three for like 20 years. Life is fragile man

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have had 8 friends die from suicide or drug overdose between 18 and 26.
      Im 28 now. You never fully forget, but you kind of go numb to it.

    • @yukiotonegawa4337
      @yukiotonegawa4337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 I've had about 90 people die in my life. I just get horny now

    • @mikeheaton8424
      @mikeheaton8424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100%

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's always been fragile from the very start. The only thing that changed is us...who we are, and what we go through along the way.
      Unfortunately that is it. Sometimes it feels like just one big experience held together by various emotions. Then it's time to go.
      I'm sorry about your friends.

    • @justincintron5903
      @justincintron5903 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      may they rest in peace brotha

  • @gilgameshtheimmortal369
    @gilgameshtheimmortal369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joey makes an amazing point about 8 minutes in. Theirs so much potential for alot of fucked up shit to go down at any moment that their is no reason to fear the unknown, at the end of the day everything is unknown.

  • @Maguayoo
    @Maguayoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the best videos of Joey, definitely hit me right in my soul hearing him share his emotions even after everything he has been through. Love everything you guys do, stay safe!!!

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Joey "Johnny Goombah" Diaz

    • @le8784
      @le8784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crazy Joe Davola one day it would be interesting to find out who Johnny Goombah is

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@le8784 - It would....you know there's a Goombah story

    • @Gamboosy
      @Gamboosy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sup

  • @kjm32500
    @kjm32500 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video is joey just being the dad none of us really had.

  • @shamflax8086
    @shamflax8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the sound of joey drinking water always gets me 💀

  • @robbo03
    @robbo03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss listening to you two having conversations like this every week.

  • @Tyrrxll
    @Tyrrxll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, really makes you consider / appreciate life.. Thank You Joey

  • @emilymartina159
    @emilymartina159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lee’s (subtle, totally authentic) reactions when Joey is describing his friend making food is pure GOLD. (~15:20-16:20)

    • @Dfnggv
      @Dfnggv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dudes a really pure soul

  • @zeevloser610
    @zeevloser610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It’s a beautiful day to be alive!

  • @cozmo562
    @cozmo562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    always love to hear you talk about a loss and losses... i’ve been having a rough year💔🙏🏼.

  • @nelsonperez8023
    @nelsonperez8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Needed this Joey . You got to stay positive. You control what you can

  • @liand5269
    @liand5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He explains making spaghetti carbonara minus the parmesan cheese. one of the best easy dishes there is

  • @julianalcala8130
    @julianalcala8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My friend passed yesterday. Got shot. Bad things do happen to great people. It hurts. And it's weird not seeing him anymore

  • @maddg7471
    @maddg7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Uncle Joey you gotta clean that bong, I can smell the resin from here

    • @ismailsimsek332
      @ismailsimsek332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hhe must be keeping them there for some reason. I remember the time we lookedfor the gravity bong we used for whole summer in a winter night in the forrest just to scrap some resin to smoke lol

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ismailsimsek332 that is called severe addiction, not "scrapping". C'mon bro. Your life is worth more than that

    • @b23beatz
      @b23beatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Moomaniac it’s weed you pussy

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@b23beatz yes, keep justifying your addiction. Whatever helps you sleep at night

    • @tommygun1853
      @tommygun1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moomaniac 😂😂 what the fuck are you on about? How can someone who’s so against weed listen to a man that talks about going on coke benders doing heroin, and robbed people? I think you’re in the wrong place friend

  • @FeeSpeech
    @FeeSpeech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:43 listen to Lee gasp when Joey says "an egg yolk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zakdoar8874
      @zakdoar8874 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I gasped a little myself, It is an egg yolk after all !

  • @huknlipzfishing
    @huknlipzfishing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uncle Joey has taught me things about being a Cuban that helped clear up some misunderstanding of my reality and what not. Taught be things about the culture I never knew and is a funny ass guy who also tries to help others, love you uncle Joey you got Abt 5 million nieces and nephews compadre

  • @kennethmerlos3046
    @kennethmerlos3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lee's gasps when they talking about the bacon and pasta was fucking hilarious.

  • @felipealem6590
    @felipealem6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joey´s voice is soothing.

  • @cvfox72
    @cvfox72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i needed this. im struggling alot with certain habits and things. Thank you Joey

  • @jtrail9669
    @jtrail9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Real Talk💯 Everybody needs a friend like Joey Diaz .

  • @averagejoe4284
    @averagejoe4284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    21:37 "i lived in a basement, with a fucking bed & bench for dinner"

  • @lenselifevlog4221
    @lenselifevlog4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Lee said it’s getting scary to go outside..

    • @GooglyEyedJoe
      @GooglyEyedJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Considering whats happening now he predicted the future.

    • @JohnGarryDrums
      @JohnGarryDrums 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joey Lock even more so now lmao

    • @pickinyacotton1609
      @pickinyacotton1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes so corny

  • @gabrielklinefelter1444
    @gabrielklinefelter1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People mustn’t live in fear. Finding acceptance in life and all outcomes is the key

  • @Jackson.1911
    @Jackson.1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    joey has taught me more than my parents

  • @REALTV30
    @REALTV30 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lee has that I'm high asf face everytime he talks he looks like he wants to laugh after every word he say 😂😂😂 just look at him

  • @DearLordItsLookinAtMePutItAway
    @DearLordItsLookinAtMePutItAway ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what if ali baba and the forty fuckin thieves are on that plane" fucking KILLED ME, he said it so calm but that was funny as fuck

    • @robbo03
      @robbo03 ปีที่แล้ว

      9:56 got me too 😂 obviously not a funny scenario but the way Joey presented the thought of some guy looking to score and then inadvertently shooting Lee in the chest is fuckin hilarious 😂😂

  • @TheTruthRabb
    @TheTruthRabb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lee moaning while Joey was talking about that recipe was crazy 😂

  • @jakemichael473
    @jakemichael473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn Joey i fucking wish you was someone i could go to everyday or nights when im awake stressed i could meet you at the kitchen table for a light night smoke and some advice or talk someone who feels the same way. People are lucky to have someone like you to tell how it is. Thanks Uncle J your words and advice are cared for by a lot of people because your good people.

  • @michaelleon4956
    @michaelleon4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:13 “you ain’t f**kn the hulk” lmao

  • @narikdavido9335
    @narikdavido9335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joey Diaz, is the realest dude out there . Look at the bong in front on him 😂😂

  • @LIYW
    @LIYW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listening to Joey talk about bad shit can happen at any time just helped me out.

  • @alexfizer
    @alexfizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:17-10:26 when I'm constipated and I'm explaining it to someone

  • @sunshineproductions4122
    @sunshineproductions4122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I prefer THIS Joey, words of wisdom

  • @richardcardwell8882
    @richardcardwell8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joey Diaz u are the best........peace from the uk 🇬🇧

  • @Supr3me38
    @Supr3me38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My first time watching joey Diaz and I can alreayd tell Mr. lee is too high hahahah

  • @xavvy5470
    @xavvy5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they way uncle joey talks about his fallen homie with the bacon is probably the exact same way he feels about Lee. Those friendships are what you gotta cherish

  • @laurenshaw2160
    @laurenshaw2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's like the dad I never fucking had... That every girl needs... Dropping gems and knowledge!!!!

  • @itzzmanic3378
    @itzzmanic3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Boom and the king of savages is back in yer earholes 🔥💯

  • @mumenrider862
    @mumenrider862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    people pass from time to time.... this made me miss Bob. RIP. green

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Joey could just whisper about food all day and it would be entertaining af 😂

  • @nedafinil
    @nedafinil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lee's gasps in awe at the description of a carbonara...

  • @danielm7435
    @danielm7435 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lee was jizzing himself when Joey was talking about the spaghetti

  • @Allinmyworld
    @Allinmyworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is truth from Lee and major truth from Joey. He's dropping gems here.

  • @Markorcallmeyo
    @Markorcallmeyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lee is the spokesperson when Aliens arrive. They’ll turn right around saying “there’s nuttin’ here “

  • @williamcastiglioni7139
    @williamcastiglioni7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn Uncle Joey dropping truth bombs left and right

  • @chris12347430
    @chris12347430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bald guy is Blitzed out of his dome

  • @akh5243
    @akh5243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish if lee and joey back together in podcasting, because they were hilarious.

  • @michaelcarey8153
    @michaelcarey8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have sooo much respect for this guy y’all
    ✊🏼💯

  • @EminentG35
    @EminentG35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s so geeked 😂

  • @CriZBeX
    @CriZBeX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favorite church moments

  • @alt.onhcet
    @alt.onhcet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really really Crispy, really really crispy, …..crispy. Love you coco. Most naturally funny human alive

  • @blairurton9491
    @blairurton9491 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a wise viewpoint.

  • @brentowens8671
    @brentowens8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I relate to Joey when he said prison was gonna happen regardless. When I got caught up I thought it was a blessing because my life’s been better since I got out of prison. If you live that lifestyle it will come to haunt you

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Respect bro. Many people who get incarcerated once, end up subconsciously saying f it and going back in and out like clockwork

  • @mikestewart4752
    @mikestewart4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone know how Joey and Lee know each other? How they hooked up for the podcast?

  • @canadaeast8358
    @canadaeast8358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joey is a good example of your not the same person you were and people can change for the better

  • @tymb412
    @tymb412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lee be high af look his eyes😭😂

  • @anidiquaojala1804
    @anidiquaojala1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wise words Joey Diaz, Ty

  • @holdenbowser8330
    @holdenbowser8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lee is frieddddd😂

  • @robbo03
    @robbo03 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thought of Lee and Joey trying to score heroin in Mexicanville is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @davidlyf2508
    @davidlyf2508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is great dialogue!!

  • @morpheus569
    @morpheus569 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this guy...i dont know many like him 🤜🤛💯
    Greetz from Germany