@@diegobrando3409 apparently his hair isn't bulletproof. While yes he is bald now but when he first had his powers he had a full head of hair. So he can shave and I believe he still goes to the barbershop so no his hair is normal.
I've been stiffed before and for many people who did it, I just shrugged it off as "I gambled and lost". But, stiff me when it's a fortune to me and a tiny amount to you, I will make it my life goal to collect the debt you owe me with interest or take it out in your suffering... just like any other person on the planet with a sense of justice.
A few years back a blogger said of Doctor Doom: he's the tyrannical dictator of an Eastern European nation, a wizard, and has the wardrobe of Iron Man. Why does Hollywood have so much trouble turning him into a credible villain?
I think that for the 2015 Fant4stic, that was how Doctor Doom was suppose to be as well as be the HERALD OF GALACTUS, but instead they made him into a hacker because of studio interference.
@KyleJoseph94 I know because I lived and still live in the hood, you don’t play with someone’s money. Especially if they from the hood. 🤦🏾♂️ so don’t assume where any of us live
I love the time Squirrel Girl broke into Dr Dooms castle and demanded to use his time machine and he was so scared of her he just said OK and gave her directions to were it was...LoL
@@dameonpounders7211 There was a movie for her in the works involving that adorable AT&T commercial actress. That was years ago. So, it's probably scrapped because it was probably better than what they are currently putting out... better meaning more canon and fan-friendly than liked by marketing moron suits.
@@UpAndDownGot-Cha so squirrel girl, despite only being able to control squirrels is one of the most powerful super hero’s of all time they aren’t super powered squirrels they just normal squirrels she has beaten like thanos with squirrels
So Luke Cage walked into the Baxter building, borrowed the Fantastic jet, flew to Latveria, broke into a castle, and taxed $200 out of Doctor Doom? "That happened because comics in the 80s were amazing." I must've been reading the wrong comics.
Sal Elias The one about Thanos trolling people was a cosmic ghost rider comic. Ghost rider aka the punisher is telling the stories Thanos told him throughout the millions of years he’s served under him to Odin. Although Thanos doesn’t use the gauntlet they got that wrong. Thanos trolls this kid name David every birthday, from killing his dad to his cat, and he poisons the drinks in a party killing all of his friends. The funniest moment was when Thanos texted the kids Girlfriend and caused them to break up. But after that the stories get darker and sadder.
I found a shoe on the side of the road once when I was walking to my therapist's office. I've since adopted it and named it Cecillus. It's great friends with the floor.
I actually had a dream when I was younger that I went to school, had several test, stressed out my ass, came home and did a mountain of homework. After all that I finally went out side to play and a minute in to having fun my mum woke me up for school.
The fantasy version of this story was related once: An army of Dwarves laid siege to a castle, battered it down, lost half their army dead or wounded...all because the man who hired them to build the castle stiffed them out of 12 shillings. The Luke Cage version is better.
Use the mind stone to make them think small things like remotes and silverware are three inches left of where they think they are. You keep reaching for it but you can't grab it because it's not where you see it.
@@micahwright5901 I think that if it was the reality stone, those things would actually be three inches to the left. I only want to alter perceptions (where you think it is) and not reality (where it actually is), so I would use the mind stone. I get where you're coming from though.
I kinda want to go more into depth with the guy Thanos pranks. Thanos has been doing it from since that guy was born and still doing it every year on his birthday up to adulthood. They are not innocent pranks either! He kills his parents, blows up his house, made his girlfriend break up with him, poisoned a whole party. Almost everything short of killing him. Thanos chose one person to make their lives a living hell
8:30 Brave and the Bold had an episode like this. Batman found Joe Chill at an auction selling things to all Batman’s villains then Batman gets him alone in an office and he starting beating him down and reveals “I AM THE MAN WHO’S LIFE YOU RUINED. I AM BRUCE WAYNE!” Then the Spectre (played by Mark Hamill) tries to convince Bruce to kill Joe but then Phantom Stranger (played by Kevin Conroy ✝️) convinces him not to (The two ghosts had a bet to see if Batman would break his rule and kill Joe. Spectre said he would Stranger said no) Batman lets Joe go and he runs out of the office to all the criminals who are wondering what’s happening. Joe says “Hey i know who Batman is. Apparently he’s the son of this family i killed years ago” before he could finish the villains interrupt him and say “So you’re the reason we have to deal with Batman!?” And they are about to beat him up when Batman comes in and beats them all up instead and during the fight the weapon Joe was selling was fired by Joker causing the building to crumble and Joe gets killed in the debris. After the conflict Stranger questions why Joe didnt move away and Spectre smiles
I remembered what I saw him lifting the washing machine for the first time and the first thing that popped into my mind was I can do that no problem. (To be fair back when the show first came out I could). Before you say I can't the last time I helped somebody move out of their house I moved their washing machine out by myself down a set of stairs. It only leads me to believe that these writers don't really have a sense of what super strength really is. I mean I'm only slightly above-average strong and they're using the things that I did on a regular basis to show off a superhero that's a little bit of a problem.
That would be great to see. Build up Dr. Doom as the ultimate villain and then have Cage beat him up over $200. Then go back to the Avengers meeting about not being able to beat him in the same movie.😂
Soul stone: make annoying relatives immortal and make them show up on their days off Power stone: makes it so that phone chargers charge your phone but way too slow Mind stone: get a super annoying song stuck in their heads Space stone: off set EVERYTHING, so that everything is crooked Time stone: make it so their always late Reality: everything is normal but for only for them sounds are messed up. Like the sound of opening doors are fireworks.
What Thanos could do is wait till an Avenger finally got through the most tedious segment or grind in a video game and then use one of the stones to make there game/ electronic device crash before they can save the game.
@Daivd If you was a so called black guy (Judah) and you got ripped off by a so called rich European white guy (Esau) who's the absolute monarch of his own country, with a corn ball name such as "Dr. Doom". You wouldn't be furious?
11:31 No no no, here's what you do to piss them off. You know when you get up to get something, walk over to a room, and then completely forget what you went to get? Do that, but make it so when they sit back down somewhere else they remember what they needed.
Yeah' Doom found out Real Quick..Luke. Is not only D@mn near Indestructible as well as super strength. Of over 40tons of force. Being that the skin and bones are just as tough and tensile strength add in Luke regenerates increased level. And not to mention his Hand to Hand skill. Luke Cage is no joke.
The whole spider by toilet bit was funny but I think as you sit down on the toilet. Either a hairy spider crawls on your bum from inside the toilet or you feel a cold snake brush along your bum from inside the toilet.
Lol with the acquisition of Fox by Disney I imagine the next fantastic 4 movie is inbound. I can imagine Doom calling to threaten the fantastic 4 and luke cage just barges in in the background and start whooping his ass.
Oh great, now I have to be that commentor... Mumen rider is the top spot in C rank, the bottom of the list. Puri puri prisoner is the bottom of S ranked, and speed o' sound sonic is a criminal for hire. Silverfang is actually near the top of S rank. although I agree that Mumen rider should get some recognition for all his hard work and undergo some growth strength-wise in the series.
Hey so i have Marvel's Ultimate Alliance (PS2) and on the final battle (where you fight Dr. Doom) I used Luke Cage in his Hero for Hire outfit to beat the crap out of Dr. Doom shouting "Where's my money, honey! Where's my $200!"
You have dedication. And that’s great. All I’m imagining is Stewie beating the shit out of Brian while yelling where’s my money, except it’s Luke Cage beating the shit out of Dr. Doom.
I like how Netflix Luke Cage is annoyed that all his clothes have bullet holes
Well, that’s what happens when you’re literally bulletproof and all your clothes aren’t
Couldn't they just make him clothes out of his hair?
@@diegobrando3409 live action luke cage didnt have hair though
@@ashtengreen2727 not in present but he could grow sum
@@diegobrando3409 apparently his hair isn't bulletproof. While yes he is bald now but when he first had his powers he had a full head of hair. So he can shave and I believe he still goes to the barbershop so no his hair is normal.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
To paraphrase Big Worm from Friday: Its principalities involved in this.
well.. his message was ''where's my *Money*, honey?''
But mainly it was because Doom owed him money.
Wrong franchise
I've been stiffed before and for many people who did it, I just shrugged it off as "I gambled and lost". But, stiff me when it's a fortune to me and a tiny amount to you, I will make it my life goal to collect the debt you owe me with interest or take it out in your suffering... just like any other person on the planet with a sense of justice.
A few years back a blogger said of Doctor Doom: he's the tyrannical dictator of an Eastern European nation, a wizard, and has the wardrobe of Iron Man. Why does Hollywood have so much trouble turning him into a credible villain?
Holywood Stupidity and the Artists they hire though talented but has zero respect for the source material.
I think that for the 2015 Fant4stic, that was how Doctor Doom was suppose to be as well as be the HERALD OF GALACTUS, but instead they made him into a hacker because of studio interference.
Zero respect for the source material probably
@@mikekrotch1264worst, they made Doom's design in Fant4stic similar to that of a seggs dolls, as Epic Trailer Voice guy would put it.
"Has the wardrobe of Iron Man" This aged well. Iron Man is now Doctor Doom.
Luke Cage beating down Dr Doom: *WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI*
Doom after a thousand punches: Hey, Cagey, baby I got yo money, don't you worry. I said hey, baby I got yo money.
Dr. Doom learned the first rule of every TTRPG: If it has stats, you can kill it.
"What's your favorite B or C-Class hero?"
*proceeds to name Puri Puri Prisoner, an S-Class*
and sonic, a villian...
And silver fang, another S-class hero
It's gotta be Saitama
Clearly moonman rider is superior
To be fair, Fact Fiend’s notorious for going off topic.
When you owe a brother in the hood money it isn't about the amount its the principle. I bet Luke cage would of done that same thing for $2
M V es
I don’t know who’s the scarier one to owe money to: Luke Cage or Moon Knight *insert image of Moon Knight hunting down Dracula for his owed money*
I mean, we’d do it for $1 shit. You owe money, you owe money.
How would either of you know? You're virgins sat in your mother's basement out in the suburbs 🤦🏼♂️
@KyleJoseph94 I know because I lived and still live in the hood, you don’t play with someone’s money. Especially if they from the hood. 🤦🏾♂️ so don’t assume where any of us live
terribly describing avengers endgame and infinity war:
single father tries to end universal hunger with his rock collection
Human rights advocates campaign against draconian social welfare policies.
THEY'RE NOT ROCKS, THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!!!!
Better than trying to get laid by Death
@@Equinox2149 don't knock it till u try it!!
i hate that you’re not wrong
8:43 I love how quickly all enthusiasm drips from his face when he says "and he shoots himself" and then his energy just starts to ramp back up
I love the time Squirrel Girl broke into Dr Dooms castle and demanded to use his time machine and he was so scared of her he just said OK and gave her directions to were it was...LoL
Screw captain Marvel. WE NEED SQUIRREL GIRL!!!
So is Dr Doom scared of squirrels
@@UpAndDownGot-Cha he hates them now and a joke is he gets threatened with them in some comics
@@dameonpounders7211 There was a movie for her in the works involving that adorable AT&T commercial actress. That was years ago. So, it's probably scrapped because it was probably better than what they are currently putting out... better meaning more canon and fan-friendly than liked by marketing moron suits.
@@UpAndDownGot-Cha so squirrel girl, despite only being able to control squirrels is one of the most powerful super hero’s of all time they aren’t super powered squirrels they just normal squirrels she has beaten like thanos with squirrels
Imagine shoplifting a pair of headphones or something shitty and out if nowhere luke cage just breaks through a wall and starts chasing you down
He’s just laughing while you try your best to outrun him and he’s just chasing you down shaking the ground
Doctor Doom learned a lesson the hard way,don’t stiff a brotha on a debt
Pay your ticks, or take the lumps
Lol, 😅😆😂🤣😄😀😅
Imagine if Mumen Rider had a green lantern ring. He be unbeatable.
god true
Holy crap so true
Imagine him throwing a 100 ft bike at someone
He'd cruise around on a green lantern motorcycle and run anyone down that steps to him
You gotta think though. He probably wouldn’t take it
“Craziest blackest hero, Luke cage”
No, don't let Disney do it. Get James Cameron to direct that scene for 200 dollars. You know it'll be awesome.
Then dont pay him the money
@@McFarJordan "Where's my money, honey?"
"HE HAS TO LIVE WITH KNOWING HE CREATED BA- he shoots himself."
He found a loop hole 😏
in all fairness if another villain other than perhaps joker found out what they would do to him would very much be a fate worse than death
@@Sarindanvelor joker would to but out of jealousy for having that kind of connection
“What’s your favorite b or c class heros?”
Procedes to name 3 S class level characters
So Luke Cage walked into the Baxter building, borrowed the Fantastic jet, flew to Latveria, broke into a castle, and taxed $200 out of Doctor Doom?
"That happened because comics in the 80s were amazing."
I must've been reading the wrong comics.
Luke cage: Where is my money man, I want money, give me the money
I have never laughed as hard as I did at the end of this video... The power of the Infinity Gauntlet and it's being used for petty things...
Sal Elias The one about Thanos trolling people was a cosmic ghost rider comic. Ghost rider aka the punisher is telling the stories Thanos told him throughout the millions of years he’s served under him to Odin. Although Thanos doesn’t use the gauntlet they got that wrong. Thanos trolls this kid name David every birthday, from killing his dad to his cat, and he poisons the drinks in a party killing all of his friends. The funniest moment was when Thanos texted the kids Girlfriend and caused them to break up. But after that the stories get darker and sadder.
@@glorious7945 Jesus, to know that was a thing... Thanks for dripping knowledge my dude
I found a shoe on the side of the road once when I was walking to my therapist's office. I've since adopted it and named it Cecillus. It's great friends with the floor.
I actually dreamt of a full friday back in elementary, and had to wake up thinking it was Saturday just to go do friday again
I actually had a dream when I was younger that I went to school, had several test, stressed out my ass, came home and did a mountain of homework. After all that I finally went out side to play and a minute in to having fun my mum woke me up for school.
The mumen rider episode actually got me emotional what a hero lmao
I would be happy if Dr Doom could be used correctly in the MCU.
If Luke cracked Doom's armor then there has to be some sort of rage component to his strength..
Or it's just superhero logic, aka rule of cool, aka writers making up whatever they want whenever they want.
Would have loved to hear Luke Cage threaten Doom with reporting him to Squirrel Girl.
The chorus to "This Is America" needs to play over that scene, with the "Get your money black man" just going on a loop.
"Pay your ticks, or take the lumps" - Luke Cage
Dr Doom has built a lot of robots that have gone rogue. My favorite Luke Cage story was where JJJ hired him to take out Spider-Man.
I would use the power stone to make Bruce, Vision, Cap, and Thor utterly incapable of opening cans and bottles
Karl: Silver Fang, the buffest old man
King Bumi: Am I a joke to you?
The fantasy version of this story was related once: An army of Dwarves laid siege to a castle, battered it down, lost half their army dead or wounded...all because the man who hired them to build the castle stiffed them out of 12 shillings.
The Luke Cage version is better.
“S rank God Miracle tier” is the Greatest thing I’ve ever heard
This is actually my favorite episode so far lol seen like 80% of them and this one gets me daily
Use the mind stone to make them think small things like remotes and silverware are three inches left of where they think they are. You keep reaching for it but you can't grab it because it's not where you see it.
U mad genius lol
That’s a reality stone thing though, isn’t it?
@@micahwright5901 I think that if it was the reality stone, those things would actually be three inches to the left. I only want to alter perceptions (where you think it is) and not reality (where it actually is), so I would use the mind stone. I get where you're coming from though.
An immortal and invulnerable mosquito
I kinda want to go more into depth with the guy Thanos pranks. Thanos has been doing it from since that guy was born and still doing it every year on his birthday up to adulthood. They are not innocent pranks either!
He kills his parents, blows up his house, made his girlfriend break up with him, poisoned a whole party. Almost everything short of killing him.
Thanos chose one person to make their lives a living hell
8:30 Brave and the Bold had an episode like this. Batman found Joe Chill at an auction selling things to all Batman’s villains then Batman gets him alone in an office and he starting beating him down and reveals “I AM THE MAN WHO’S LIFE YOU RUINED. I AM BRUCE WAYNE!” Then the Spectre (played by Mark Hamill) tries to convince Bruce to kill Joe but then Phantom Stranger (played by Kevin Conroy ✝️) convinces him not to (The two ghosts had a bet to see if Batman would break his rule and kill Joe. Spectre said he would Stranger said no) Batman lets Joe go and he runs out of the office to all the criminals who are wondering what’s happening. Joe says “Hey i know who Batman is. Apparently he’s the son of this family i killed years ago” before he could finish the villains interrupt him and say “So you’re the reason we have to deal with Batman!?” And they are about to beat him up when Batman comes in and beats them all up instead and during the fight the weapon Joe was selling was fired by Joker causing the building to crumble and Joe gets killed in the debris. After the conflict Stranger questions why Joe didnt move away and Spectre smiles
I'm not that knowledgeable about Luke Cage but how does a guy with indestructible skin only operate at street level?
Because dat just how he roll
He occasionally is an avenger, and I think set up as a permanent backup avenger.
i really like powerman luke cage, his show was awesome and i hope we see some more of luke in the future of the mcU.
Luke Cage was just so pissed off that he punched Doom a bunch.
All I can think of is that seen from family guy with Stevie and Brian where’s my money
scene*
Moral of the story being:
Don't owe money to a big black man.
@@harleypickin217 hey, I'll give you $40 if you can fit through the back of that chair.
red dragon gamer11029 bruh swear that’s the guy that touches muscle
You should play Marvel Contests of Champions. You can beat up Dr.Doom as much as you want as Luke Cage. It's an excellent mobile fighting game.
I remembered what I saw him lifting the washing machine for the first time and the first thing that popped into my mind was I can do that no problem. (To be fair back when the show first came out I could). Before you say I can't the last time I helped somebody move out of their house I moved their washing machine out by myself down a set of stairs. It only leads me to believe that these writers don't really have a sense of what super strength really is. I mean I'm only slightly above-average strong and they're using the things that I did on a regular basis to show off a superhero that's a little bit of a problem.
That would be great to see. Build up Dr. Doom as the ultimate villain and then have Cage beat him up over $200. Then go back to the Avengers meeting about not being able to beat him in the same movie.😂
Luke cage is basically a guy put all points into durability and strength in a rpg or souls like
7:31 I just imagine Doctor Doom asking if he can go to an ATM
I like how some of the most loveable heroes are the ones who work on the streets and we hardly give a shit about universe level guys.
the teleporting shit is the perfect troll lmao
Soul stone: make annoying relatives immortal and make them show up on their days off
Power stone: makes it so that phone chargers charge your phone but way too slow
Mind stone: get a super annoying song stuck in their heads
Space stone: off set EVERYTHING, so that everything is crooked
Time stone: make it so their always late
Reality: everything is normal but for only for them sounds are messed up. Like the sound of opening doors are fireworks.
That last one would really mess with Daredevil
Gotta give this recap to Comics Explained.
Hell, when I was younger I beat up someone who owed me $40! He had it coming, after the beatdown he gave me my money!
This needs to be a movie in the MCU and Michael Jai White needs to take his place in the MCU as Luke Cage. And be an introduction to Luke Cage.
7:30 just a remake of the hulk/Loki seen with Luke and doom f**kin perfect
I just picture the scene from Father Ted where it takes Bishop Brenan takes a flight to rome while in shock he was kicked up the Arse.
I would have been like no no its going to be 300 now for my time I had to come down and teach you alesson
imagine claiming to be one of the greatest minds on the planet and not having the common sense to pay a new yorker thats already done the work
What Thanos could do is wait till an Avenger finally got through the most tedious segment or grind in a video game and then use one of the stones to make there game/ electronic device crash before they can save the game.
I wanna hear about this Batman comic. Got a source?
Did you just say "Robots that go 'RO'"? I like it
I would do anything to green light one episode dedicated to this one story.
‘I remember last past September when clown face got pounded in with the timberlands’
Dr. Doom: oh, your approaching me? your coming right to me instaid of running away?
Luke Cage: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
luke cage could be the only person who could solo the hulk
Puri Puri prisoner is an S rank ain't he?
Mind stone everyone constantly hears dead-pools thoughts
You monster
You do know that's what made the symbiote insane right
@@cynclairewoods4225 specifically the venom symbiote
So 200 dollars made Luke so pissed of that he was able to punch harder than hulk. Nice
@Daivd If you was a so called black guy (Judah) and you got ripped off by a so called rich European white guy (Esau) who's the absolute monarch of his own country, with a corn ball name such as "Dr. Doom". You wouldn't be furious?
“What’s your favorite b or c class hero?”
>names two S class heroes and a S class villain
I love the guy with the minigun arm.
The mind stone should just make them forget the right words at important times
2:50 Mumen Rider has a C class body, but a S class heart
Of make everyone have a constant feeling like they forgot something
Mumen Rider *screams in Japanese* : Justice Crash-o
Reality stone make all the toilet seats oddly warm like someone was just sitting there
Fave quote of Luke: Sweet Christmas!
Moon knight chased down Dracula for money
What if Thanos manipulated physics so no matter what, you'd always have glare on your TV, monitor or whatever LOL!
11:31 No no no, here's what you do to piss them off. You know when you get up to get something, walk over to a room, and then completely forget what you went to get? Do that, but make it so when they sit back down somewhere else they remember what they needed.
Yeah' Doom found out Real Quick..Luke. Is not only D@mn near Indestructible as well as super strength. Of over 40tons of force. Being that the skin and bones are just as tough and tensile strength add in Luke regenerates increased level.
And not to mention his Hand to Hand skill. Luke Cage is no joke.
The whole spider by toilet bit was funny but I think as you sit down on the toilet. Either a hairy spider crawls on your bum from inside the toilet or you feel a cold snake brush along your bum from inside the toilet.
Mumen rider actually used to have a motorcycle but it was confiscated for speeding to monster sites
Dont you dare imply mumen rider is not perfect
@@tah-loreoffical2941 id say it proves he holds human life higher than his own safey and that he doesnt need a bike to destroy god
@@jacobhunia7404 mumen rider is god
@@tah-loreoffical2941 how could i have been so blind
@@jacobhunia7404 you were deceived by the false believers you have entered the light my child
If I was gonna annoy someone with the infinity stones every couple of hours I would put 1 lego in there shoes
Can't wait for this to become MCU canon in about 5 years
Comics of the 80's.....😍😍💯💯💯 THE 80'S IN GENERAL WAS DOPE!!!! AND I WAS BORN IN '87 (LOL)
HOLY SHIT MUMEN RIDER WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD GREEN LANTERN
Spider-Man is generally considered a street-level hero
Mumen rider's heart is S level
I Love You Dude!
Lol with the acquisition of Fox by Disney I imagine the next fantastic 4 movie is inbound. I can imagine Doom calling to threaten the fantastic 4 and luke cage just barges in in the background and start whooping his ass.
Oh great, now I have to be that commentor... Mumen rider is the top spot in C rank, the bottom of the list. Puri puri prisoner is the bottom of S ranked, and speed o' sound sonic is a criminal for hire. Silverfang is actually near the top of S rank. although I agree that Mumen rider should get some recognition for all his hard work and undergo some growth strength-wise in the series.
Fuck that was too funny!! could barely stop laughing
Mumen Rider is the hero every city needs
Dr.doom: Fools you can't beat me
Fantastic four: remember when you got beat up by Luke Cage for $200
Thanos can use the reality stone to make the way to the toalet endless despite the fact they are vlose and constantly make you further awey
I can't see Doom stiffing anyone because he's supposed to be a man of his word.
Hey so i have Marvel's Ultimate Alliance (PS2) and on the final battle (where you fight Dr. Doom) I used Luke Cage in his Hero for Hire outfit to beat the crap out of Dr. Doom shouting "Where's my money, honey! Where's my $200!"
You have dedication. And that’s great. All I’m imagining is Stewie beating the shit out of Brian while yelling where’s my money, except it’s Luke Cage beating the shit out of Dr. Doom.
Nigga I ain't Tony stark u better run me my shit!!
I remember when "Mumen Rider" was translated as "License-less Rider"