How Does The USA Deal With Pirates?
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The US Navy was officially commissioned by President Washington in order to wage war with the Barbary Pirates. We’ve been smoking pirates since day 1 essentially 😂
And it's always because they get stupid and mess with American boats.
DO👏NOT👏TOUCH👏THE👏BOATS❗️
Ah, those who captured and traded hundreds of thousands of slaves bit black people and Arabs magically forgot about.
Did you know that the United States Navy was created for the sole purpose of fighting Corsair Pirates
No shit pirates were a big thing in 1700
I guess the governors couldn’t afford to pay them for protection as the old days…
wasnt that the coast guard?
The Navy was created to teach their sailors about sex. Soon thereafter, the Marines taught it to women.
@@thebrowser6758 The Coast Guard was to enforce tariffs on ships entering US ports, basically the maritime IRS
Japan: I warned you, DONT. FUCK. WITH. THE. BOATS!!!
🤣 this is gold!!
They were warned
Worse case scenario: THE SUN
😮😮😮😮😮😮
Japan, Libya, Germany and Austria-Hungary, semi-independent Japanese territories... Hell, Spain and Cuba exist to remind the world that the rule still applies even if you didn't do nothing to no boats but the US *thinks* you did.
The second I hear USS Eisenhower I knew they were screwed.
We like Ike!
The Somalian pirates don’t 🤣
Hell you hear USS anything and thier screwed.
Laying down freedom one burst at a time.
How is that relevant. It’s the Seahawks that matter here.
@@alanmlkbandaThe Seahawks launched from the Eisenhower, dude.
That makes the carrier not just “relevant” but necessary for the action to have occurred.
"Sir we detect pirates in your area"
"Roger, Removing pirates"
"Removing water"
@@zack_the_nardo "removing northern hemisphere"
@@Minsitry_of_Truth.removing earth
"Detected" - no longer there
“Roger, removing my area”
That’s funny “oh look a helicopter from one of or the biggest and strongest military forces that can blast us down in under a minute, shooting them!!!”
Oh happy day, mess with bull you taste the horns
Correction: the strongest military force
They are told that we aren't the strongest and that we are a paper tiger they convince themselves it's true and then they get obliterated
@@rodionpohodnia3905 I was close by making my claim broad
@RandyD-kv9yv, with the way our military is now, I wouldn't go that far.
This is how the USA should solve the Mexican Cartel problem on the border.
No because the government needs the drugs coming across the border so they can fill their pockets with black market money
Drugs and trafficking fund the immense budget in America. It will never happen, which decades have proven that.
we dont need your military, i can say mexican military is enough
No, it isn't.
Mexico is a very valuable Trading partner , plus to deem The cartel as a public threat or even a terrorist group, they would be forced to give Mexicans refugeee status . Not to mention the cartels are in bed with the CIA anyways . So yeah ummm no 😂
Having the US on your side is like a get out of jail free card
Emphasis on free
“Sir. There’s pirates in that direction”
“Remove that direction”
Lmao!
America has ZERO chill
😂😂😂😂
I came for this 😂😂😂
😂😂😂💀
Play stupid games,win stupid prizes.
When excessive stupidity meets excessive overkill.
@@TheNateMate95that's nothing lol
russians did the same but they didnt ask
Found the Redditer everyone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NAVY said, "nah bro... We're the captains now!"
“That may be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of”
Pirates: *fires at seahawk
Seahawk: "So you have chosen death"
*spins up minigun
Essentially
I heard TF2 Heavy’s voice say that and his minigun rev up when I read this comment. Is that normal?
You hear that whir..you’re in trouble.
"COWABUNGA IT IS..."
@@bubbaballer88 the deepest of 🪦
USN: I always leave one boat alive, to tell the tale
That's just insulting.
That is some Captain Salazar shit right there if you happen to have seen the 5th pirates of the Caribbean movie then you know who I'm talking about.
"Dead men tell no tales."
@ReySchultz121 😂😂😂 it's not insulting, it's jus common curtiousy.
Idk😂
Yeah, they totally left that boat to tell the tale, especially after gunning the guys in the water. They wanted them going back & saying “We might need to find another way to make a living..”
The worst part is all that garbage being left in the ocean😂.
The fish will take care of it.
😅😂🤣
Iranian militants, translation Yemeni Houthi
Nah the sharks will eat them or what’s left of them
The ocean is full of minerals and nutrients. Calcium is extremely scarce. Bones dont last long on the ocean floor. Bottom dwellers will eat it.
They show them how "fuck around and find out" looks like in person.
"With even smaller brains" 😂
Americans don’t need brains to join there military 😂
Lol😂
First one here
nah there more stupid then lankybox!
@@COOLKID-xh9qu second one here lol 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not going to lie that had me laughing like 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
DON'T.
TOUCH.
OUR.
BOATS.
They never learn
To be fair, Japan learned
They do it for long time and us even can't do anything
*drops the sun
"Never mess with America's boats."
-A fat man who's good with electricity.
A firmer message is sent when none that go come back.
That's what I was thinking too
Meh the story needs to be told
An NVA officer expressed that idea in the film We Were Soldiers Once...and Young. It's based on the true history of the USA's first use of Air Cavalry: the First and Second Battalions of the 7th Cavalry Regiment in the Battle of the Ia Drang Valley, which happened in Vietnam in 1965.
It's a good movie based on the book by Col. Hal Moore and journalist Joe Galloway. Moore made it to Lt. General. Galloway had a great career as an actual journalist, not the type that exists today.
There's a random factoid from the past.
4/5 is pretty firm. Don’t be bloodthirsty
Seahawk: So anyways *I started blasting!* 😆
Destroyed the speed boats and wasted the swimmers, my tax dollars hard at work, so proud, US Navy Rocks!
There is no such thing as a small enemy.
You're happy you're funding a private military corporation? The US military was founded and funded to defend America. This incident was not in American waters, defending a foreign ship, crew'd by non Americans carrying foreign owned goods. None of those are American problems.
@@edgarfriendly5081It sends a message.
@@edgarfriendly5081 justice aint gonna dispense itself
@@edgarfriendly5081 I served in a combat role, 18 months. Where did you serve?
“No survivors?? Then where do the tales come from I wonder” -jack sparrow
Not from the pirates
One boat got away. Said so in the end
Jack Sparrow's getting happier .
What were they thinking of
“Look its a friendly helicopter that can demolish us in a second, SHOOT IT”
And can fly circles around us, and has high ground while we have….no ground. Yea Let’s shoot at the big bird😂
That minigun ain't NO JOKE!
Last thing the survivors ever heard is the sound of Liberty and Freedom
and the last thing they felt, was the touch of Democracy.
@@LionKimbro noice one
@@LionKimbro you guys are the definition of a "death cult" happily raving about the destruction of your fellow human beings (most of which are typically poor people taking a criminal contract to feed their kids), while ironically cheering on the #1 terrorist state in modern history (by the numbers), the USA!
Mf saw a human vaporizer and went:"nah id win"
Gojo mentality
Airborne body inverters
Gun owners when they hear someone breaking in:
The "Fuk around & find out" game 💪🇺🇲💪
Seahawks: Guys...Just...just stop, go home.
Boats: naaaaah *shoots*
Seahawks: >: ) attaboy, kawabunga it is
😂
" sir they fired at us"
The soldiers in the helicopter
Smiles widely
If these people are going to say this is controversial, remember, they attacked first.
@@ROBLOXGamingDavid right
soldiers?
"Did they just shoot at us?"
Hold my beer.Watch this!
“ is there oil onboard “
“ yes “
“ ok lads , take the cargo ship too “
Thank you and God Bless the American Military for keeping the world safe.
I served on the Eisenhower, and I can tell you this....those men didnt grin at first...they were PISSED!!! And THEN they grinned as they issued the "FOUND OUT" part of our militaries favorite saying!!
Tks for the info and rather service
My dad and one of my cousins both served on the Eisenhower
Ummm... as a military helicopter pilot with multiple combat tours (mostly as MEDEVAC), I can say with near 100% confidence they were not "pissed"... though I'm sure they were happy to get a few flight hours.
If they were truly pissed, it was more likely because they got called away from their video game, or 100th round of playing "ookie cookie" while bored on the ship. Lol 😆
@@dennissurface8111 Nice! My nephew is serving on the Eisenhower right now, told him when this combat tour is over I want a tour to take my daughter to see the ship!
"So anyway's we started blastin..." - USS Eisenhower helicopter crew
I was Waiting for someone to say this
😂😂😂😂
They unleashed a load of freedom on those boats. 😂
Very generous of the Navy to feed the local sharks.
Imagine being one of those pirates, thinking everyone in your group is kinda sane, and one of the bastards plinks at a doom device spitting fury
Ikr time to just jump out and swim away, like "I'm not with them" 🤣
Proportional force. They used bullets. So did we. Same thing.
Very proportional
Bro that's like 3000 rounds a minute.
The pirates got like, what, 10 AK mags total?
@@ReySchultz121You don't get jokes, do you?
@@alexr.3832 Don't worry, i do. I just like pointing this shit out.
👍
Pirates touch the boats.
USA: So you have chosen extermination.
*pirates fire at seahawks*
Seahawk crew- oh good, I was worried this was a waste of time
"DO TOUCH MY BOATS!"
-mandatoryfunday
😂😂😂
Japan learned that the hard way
Chubby Electron guy says it too
@@Unpulsed-7079yes yes they did they found out twice. They didn't even see the sun coming.
"Dont F with americas boats, we dont like that!": TheFatElectrician
@@HeraldOfTheRiddermark Fat Electrician is fkin hysterical ? have you watched Habitual Linecrosser yet? ?
The navy with the purpose of Destroying Pirates Destroying Pirates
"The USS Eisenhower was in the area"
That's the worst luck a pirate could wish for lmao
USA: "Nobody can stop us on the sea."
Davy Jones: "Would you excuse me my dear Calypso?"
Don’t touch our boats. Not even the civilian ones.
The pilot "Get out of here and stop firing your weapons"
The pilot to the copilot "please fire at us so we can play withour toys"
Hahahaha. Well said!
Basically
Seahawks: Go home.
Pirates: No *shoots at Seahawks*
Seahawks: mmmmmmeeeeerrrrriiiccccaaaa
I need to say thank you for making people feel safe in these waters. Great job 👏🏽
Japan: Don't touch the boats trust us, it does not end well.
I worked contract security on container ships for about a year. I was paid 10k a month with a 30k signing bonus. It was good money for me 13 years ago but we really were out there on our own when there were no allied Navy assets in the area. There were only four of us including myself at any given time. And sometimes there was a language barrier between me and the other guys who were usually Eastern European (many from Bulgaria).
Whats the drill to deal with pirates? And had you ever had to use it?
"How does the US deals with pirates" ?!
This dudes vibrato might work.. Perfect USA voice!
The William Defoe laugh made me accidentally spit on my phone, btw. 😆
So. You have chosen death.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Reminds me of the Movie of Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack: it's the black pearl
Prisoner: No man has ever survived it's attacks
Jack: then how do you know about it.
DONT EVER TOUCH AMERICA'S BOATS
That’s right, Japan learned that the hard way, the sun fell on two of their cities
At this point since the US is one if not the only country protecting International waters I feel like every boat that is attacked there is theirs
@@DFusions_ Nah. Plenty of countries are in the area this happened. British, French, and Italian boats are in that area too that I know of for sure.
@@Nempo13 what
What about the uss liberty
Japan: "We told everyone....don't mess with America's boats. do they listen.....NOOOO."😂😂😂😂
I’m glad the Pirates chose not to give up!
This is how you FAFO and get a Darwin Award at the same time. Go Navy!
Finally. No more catch, feed, and release
We only do that at our border.
@@waynecribb4922 Most of the migrants at the border are not theives, they are looking to peacefully make a living with their labour.
@@waynecribb4922
Unfortunately.
Hopefully, that will change soon.
Maximize economically, minimize waste!
Those pirates become Bikini Bottom citizen
"You sunk their boats.."
I saw a knife
"He was swimming away"
Swimming to your mothers house
"Hey Navy, we found pirates."
*Horny breathing*
UK: Don't touch my rocks
US: Don't touch my boats
Afghanistan: don't touch my mountain
@@Duckofbananas *flattens them instead*
DONT TOYCH OUR BOATS!!! 🇺🇸
The Eisenhower battleship is scary when you see what weapons they have on it.
"OKAY YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT YOU SUNK THE BOATS, CAN WE SWIM AWAY NOW?"
"Womp Womp"
That's brutal 😂
@@NGK-EchoYT lol like realistically where they gonna go anyway.
Literally zero people would be able to just "swim to shore" tho. In the middle of the ocean, if your vessel is sunk, unless you have rescue, youre dead as soon as your boat stops being operable. Matter of time before you drown.
But what about the movie JAWS? 😂@@huskiefan8950
More like "Splat Splat"
Those Pirates aren't exactly the smartest people in the world, it seems? Also attacking an obvious marked Warship comes often down there, as if they had any chance against one of those!
I mean what are they going to do? Let’s suppose they DO shoot down the two helicopters. Ridiculous I know, but supposing by some miracle, they did. What do they think is going to happen next? What are their next steps, after picking a fight with the Navy, in their little speed boats?
Prime example of F around and find out
Moral of the story: Stop going after enemies that are at level 87 when you are at level 15.
The unofficial motto of the American people is "Fuck Around and Find Out."
It's not a lullaby and it's not a Valentine, but it is a by God guarantee.
Love this shit!!!
And "America F*ck Yeah" is the unofficial anthem
@@IndianaJenkins615 That's the anthem. "Fuck around and find out" is the motto.
@@No-One-of-Consequence Nice 😎
Moral of the story, dont attack our boats
I want to see much more of this no nonsense approach.
SIZE DOES MATTER!!!
Pirates- Yarg, I’d be winning… 🏴☠️🚣♀️
"The USS-"
Yeah never good to encounter one
USA: don't touch my boats
I love the facial expressions haha great .. i imagine they really were smiling like that haha .
As a wise history guy says, "All good stories involve pirates!" 😊
DON'T TOUCH OUR BOATS!
The container ship was not American…
@@Bigglesfly
Doesn't matter
@@Bigglesfly The US Navy in consort with allies, is responsible for the security of world commerce shipping lanes.
@@Bigglesflyit is now
@@TheoDgoat lol
The pilot issuing verbal command to back off
The crew silently praying "please let them shoot. Please" 😭🙏🏾
The Seahawk crews were hoping they were able to use their toys
American history in one sentence: don’t fuck with our boats !
great example of f around and find out
On 30 December 2023, Houthi forces in the Gulf of Aden attacked the Maersk commercial vessel Maersk Hangzhou. Early the next day, Houthis again attacked the Maersk Hangzhou, attempting to board the freighter. The Maersk Hangzhou made a distress signal, to which U.S. Navy forces of the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and destroyer USS Gravely responded. The U.S., along with Maersk security personnel aboard the ship, repelled the attack. The U.S. sank three Houthi vessels, killing ten Houthis. Maersk announced a 48-hour pause on shipping through the Red Sea following the incident
Yup. I remember being on watch for that.
the music made it more lethal
U.S chopper: "your guns go pew pew while my gun goes BRRRRRRRRR"
USA pirate policy is simple. "If you seek peace, be prepared for war" pirate groups tend to not require a second lesson.
Dont touch our boats or face "proportional" response!
Lol this video is funny especially the Willem Defoe part
I could of already guessed before the video, showing what happens when you mess with the worlds #1 military/budget
You would expect that even Somali pirates understand they're taking on the largest professional fighting force on the planet and this will have consequences.
Having said that: they're really only pirates because the Chinese and other nations came to their shores, in their sovereign waters, and stole all their fish. Them no longer having a viable means to support themselves, they engaged in piracy as an alternative source of income. Doesn't justify it, it makes it easier to understand.
Usa go brrrr
FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Freedom
Merica
🤣 YUP
I love the "Grin" insert.
japan: "nuh uh. like i said, not their boats, bruh."
😂
Tell the families that there sons won’t be returning for the birthday party.
well, if everything checks out, they opened fire first. Army just returned fire
Heck, they won't be returning for supper.
Or ever
Womp womp
Operative words = Contract Security.
on the merchant vessel, yes....
The Seahawk crews were like😂😂😂
That grin was fucking sick
All these videos be like:
Did you know an untrained or “normal” military gets absolutely demolished by the US Military that can print money to repay debts since most countries, companies, etc., use the US currency, meaning we can have the best military ever
We do have the best military though ツ
@@davedoge1413 Because of what?
@@davedoge1413 And sure objectively you do, but I hat these glazing videos they’re like: this baby(basically a guy with no training that’s how I would compare to a guy with decades of training) thought he could take down a special forces operated but little did he know he messed up
What does the guy randomly doing a backflip and kicking a tennis ball supposed to mean? Like these are not just any type of militants, but karate militants, therefore, extra dangerous.
Hey man those helicopters are in danger from the tennis ball terrorists. If they learn to jump another 100-200 feet they could be a threat!
there's WMDs in the tennis balls
Just don't touch US boats.
They will touch back. "Proportionately"
It's like the most awesome thing. Once they fire you it's self-defense.