@@OnionChoppingNinja He can't drive in a straight line, he can't drive around corners, the only reason he is still alive is probably because he's so small death just didn't see him... :D
well, considering hes a car show host and he catches fire every time he drives a car.. the internet doesnt have enough free space to house that long of a video.. narrow down the topic a bit.. like only racing vehicles or.. maybe only when he does a dumb..
Because May was probably still trying to decide which shovel was best suited for digging graves because "You have to have the proper tool for the job, you can't just go out and use any tool, you have to make the right choice or you'll end up like Richard Hammond, look at him all sweaty and dirty, that is a gardening tool, and no, it is also the wrong choice if you're trying to murder someone you bloody imbecile. I have here a very good hammer, look, it has a much better balance and with most of the weight in one spot..."
HollyBobs83 I remember that night too. I’d just lost one hero when Steve Irwin passed and I remember how terrified I was that I’d lose another one. So grateful I didn’t. He’s a bloody legend :)
"May explaining how he almost killed Clarkson" "Hammond explaining how he almost killed May" Now we only need "Clarkson explaining how he almost killed Hammond" to complete the circle.
Then May almost killing Clarkson. I could totally see these three saying all this... lol To be fair though, they're all infuriating in their own rights.
@@arcanegaming3346 since I also share May's fear of heights and considering the danger level of that road, the machete was an acceptable reaction in my book
@Jean runkle Love that episode but the crane bit was totally scripted. You can tell this was a truly heated argument since it was wasn’t aired or filmed. My guess is that this happened during the Pickup Truck “race” to save Hammond. I was mad for Hammond while watching that one haha. He seemed genuinely and rightfully pissed.
@@joe.5103 It was either that or during the Arctic training, preparing to go to the North Pole. Same episode Clarkson was pushed into the water by that mean safety instructor.
Jeff Dhaemon Forsure, I had that second haha. I’d be a little frustrated too if I had to sled to the North Pole 6 months after a brain injury. Hammond is one tough SoB.
These three, especially Richard Hammond, have a way of story telling like none other. Thoroughly entertaining to watch and listen to. Wish them many more years on TV.
@@Alex-cw3rz You only get so many heartbeats in a lifetime, why waste it on exercise when you could be down the pub. It's a fact, pubs is good for you.
I remember watching men and motors on TV but never saw Hammond on it! You can see him on there on TH-cam though. Some good reviews with him, check out the BMW Roadster review thats a classic also uploaded.
I remember him doing a review of a Caterham 7 (or one of that style) and doing donuts whilst trying to stare moodily into the camera......wasn't his finest tv moment.....
it's quite interesting how they never agree with each other ( except for some times ) , they never get along and they loathe each other's opinions and hobbies and thoughts and brains and looks and ... and we as an audience fantastically love all three of them !
_I'm Richard Hammond_ _I'm having a midlife crisis_ _And that's why I drove down a hill with a 2.000.000$ electric hypercar_ _and now I'm abusing my powers with a Pick-Up truck_
It’s fascinating that both James’s and Richard’s story about almost killing one of each other involves a shovel. I’m guessing whenever Jeremy talks about almost killing Richard it will be with a shovel.
I think it's fair to say they have all tried/wanted to kill each other numerous times over the years. It's part of what makes the dynamic between them so great. The bickering and banter, ability to laugh at themselves and each other, and, of course, at times, the genuine hate.
So we've seen how James almost killed Clarkson. Now we've heard how Hammond almost killed May. Next we'll hear how Clarkson almost killed Hammond. "He's dead. What? Yup. Dead. Anyways if you'd fancy a job at Top Gear. Write to us"
Tonight on bottom Hammond gets revenge on James for cheating on his wife i make sure the Albanian refugee crisis continues and James becomes the next leader of al quada
I think the mentality of the trio's friendship can best be summarized as "Don't you dare jog off and die and rob me of the pleasure of doing you in myself."
Hammond almost killed May?
Hammond almost killed Hammond numerous times..
First the jet engined power car and second the rimac
He can not handle kerosene
he can not handle electricity
for goodness sake Hammond; stick with petrol!
Yea, I can almost picture him in a straight jacket.
@@OnionChoppingNinja He can't drive in a straight line, he can't drive around corners, the only reason he is still alive is probably because he's so small death just didn't see him... :D
@@OnionChoppingNinja Hammond crashed a petrol Jaguar F type in the perfect roadtrip 2
Hammond hits May with a shovel and speaks with joy “Does that mean he’s not coming on then”
hahaha that would be savage
May: well you sliced me in half with a shovel so no
Nathan even after being sliced may is still taller than Richard
Or “Does that mean I’m not coming on then?”
I just liked ur comment and u hit 1.1k likes u were only at 1k
That Q&A was shorter than Hammond.
1 calorie content with this vid
... like new "series". 2 episodes? Seriously??
He actually not that short...plays up to the image
Thats rude mate
@@Gabriel-he6ih lol. I've met him a few times, seems a nice guy
*Richard pummels May with shovel*
May: ow ow ow ow ow ow
I think I'm not the only one who can hear that ow as I read it.
@Bilal Khalid *Bollocks!*
Bro I read it in his voice, and boy would that be funny
Cocking Nora!
I totally read the "ow"s in his voice.
"Exercise makes you stupid."
That's definitely up there with "Electricity is a mystery" and "Cows lay eggs" on James May's list of great arguments. 😂
and uses tempon to clean the cooker XD
H M cheers for correcting my mistake👍
No no no, because eggs come from the milkman. 😂
i cod mace that argument
I actually want to hear James' side of the story. I want to see him explain why exercise makes you stupid. 😂
I thought James died when they were filming in Albania
and germany
Anywayy.........
and after the TGPD...
Iraq was the scariest.
Anyway the new 911 Turbo
And both have wanted to Kill Jeremy
"CLARKSON!! “🙃
"CLARKSON!! You infantile pillorck.." 😂
The serenity of ugandan morning shattered.....by the ballow, of a wild animal
CLARKSONNNNNNNNNNN😂
I honestly believe that if you spend enough time with anybody, you'll want to murder them at least once... Even if they're your best friend.
@@ezaquatics8991 I would agree with this statement.
James with his Machete,
Jeremy with a big hammer,
Richard with his shovel.
READY? FIGHT!
Mr Blobby 456 Upgrade Jezza to a chainsaw.
And colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the library...
But did you forget when Jeremy had a shotgun?
Mr.Nerd3.14 Melee weapons only
@@AAdams456 You can always use the shotgun as a club, so shotgun is allowed... because logic. :-P
The next segment should, “How many times Hammond tried to kill Hammond?”.
*cough* Vampire dragster *cough*
well, considering hes a car show host and he catches fire every time he drives a car..
the internet doesnt have enough free space to house that long of a video..
narrow down the topic a bit.. like only racing vehicles or..
maybe only when he does a dumb..
Sadly we won’t see much of this trio. That kinda sucks
Every time he steps out the house
Hammond: yes
I love these short videos from these guys, please keep them coming!
It’s a way for them to Make more money off the same content
@@lostalone9320 no he just likes them like me
Hello there subaruwrxfan!! Love your vids!
I was just getting into the Q&A and then it went dark all of a sudden
Didn't I'd see you here m8
You know its a strong friendship when you literally have murderous intentions for your friends and still be okay with it.
"I looked at him with his little pot belly" is a great line
1. James may almost killed clarkson
2. Hammond almost killed james may
3. Clarkson almost killed hammond
Java sindhara 4. Hammond almost killed himself
@@Meihish two times
It's "Grand Tour" Rock Paper Scissors!
Dont't forget Clarkson almost killed May.
Circle of life.
I can Imagine this: Richard and May killed Jeremy and while digging a hole they had this argument.
Because May was probably still trying to decide which shovel was best suited for digging graves because "You have to have the proper tool for the job, you can't just go out and use any tool, you have to make the right choice or you'll end up like Richard Hammond, look at him all sweaty and dirty, that is a gardening tool, and no, it is also the wrong choice if you're trying to murder someone you bloody imbecile. I have here a very good hammer, look, it has a much better balance and with most of the weight in one spot..."
@@AvB.83 Hey...you are actually James aren't you ?
Seeing this man growing old breaks my heart
Mucanius Not to worry - we all grow old over time.
I like him more in the past 4 years then before by far
He still dying his hair?
..why?
HollyBobs83 I remember that night too. I’d just lost one hero when Steve Irwin passed and I remember how terrified I was that I’d lose another one. So grateful I didn’t. He’s a bloody legend :)
I remember when May threatened to Kill Clarkson with his Machete on death road. That was hilarious!
It's obviously not the road that causes death
@@jamesclack7004 it is not them that drive on death road, but rather the road that drives them to death
You mean the bit that was so obviously scripted?
@@boiledegg6788 Still funny though.
@@boiledegg6788 you're telling me the reality show where every joke, challenge and shortcut was scripted, had a scripted scene in it?
"May explaining how he almost killed Clarkson"
"Hammond explaining how he almost killed May"
Now we only need "Clarkson explaining how he almost killed Hammond" to complete the circle.
We already have, remember that time he told Hammond all of Croatia was watching him
Next: Clarkson almost killed Hammond
Then May almost killing Clarkson.
I could totally see these three saying all this... lol
To be fair though, they're all infuriating in their own rights.
The top gear triforce, first it was May almost killed Clarkson, now its Hammond almost killed may, next time Clarkson almost killed Hammond
@@thegenerousdegenerate9395 That was literally the first one they did
Really like to see a discussion about that bit when james attack Clarkson with machete. Hilarious
@@arcanegaming3346 since I also share May's fear of heights and considering the danger level of that road, the machete was an acceptable reaction in my book
Hamster almost killed May with a shovel.
May almost killed Clarkson with a shovel.
I'm sensing a theme.
"Exercise makes you stupid"
This is coming from the same man that believes Chicken is a vegetable
And that eggs come from cows.
I could literally sit here for hours listening to Hammond's stories
I remember on the Burma special when Jeremy had the crane fall over and it almost took James's head off
CLARKSON !!
@Jean runkle Love that episode but the crane bit was totally scripted. You can tell this was a truly heated argument since it was wasn’t aired or filmed. My guess is that this happened during the Pickup Truck “race” to save Hammond. I was mad for Hammond while watching that one haha. He seemed genuinely and rightfully pissed.
Watched it numerous times, I still burst out laughing at that whole scene! "if I hadn't moved" lmfao
@@joe.5103 It was either that or during the Arctic training, preparing to go to the North Pole. Same episode Clarkson was pushed into the water by that mean safety instructor.
Jeff Dhaemon Forsure, I had that second haha. I’d be a little frustrated too if I had to sled to the North Pole 6 months after a brain injury. Hammond is one tough SoB.
Literally any time the two of them went in a car when Hammond was driving 😂😂
"he deserved it" LOL
tbh if your work with ppl long enough its bound to happen!
These three, especially Richard Hammond, have a way of story telling like none other. Thoroughly entertaining to watch and listen to. Wish them many more years on TV.
Area 51 guards: "only 1 guy showed up lmao"
The guy: It's Hammond with a shovel
That meme is already dead, why beat it with a shovel?
@@stiprus_garsas underrated comment
@@stiprus_garsas yon clearly won
*shoveled up😏
Much as I loved hearing about you almost killing James May what I would REALLY love to see is more drunk legos. Thank you.
Drunk lego*
Hammond’s presenter/radio voice kills me every time 😂
We'd have to go straight from April to June if this event occurred!
I love how all their stories about almost killing each other involve a shovel
"Here lies Captain Slow, he didn't get lost going to this destination."
"I was riding in a cab when the driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do." Then, I said "turn left"
Why are you copying a Jimmy Carr joke?
Stealing jokes... Sad.
Seeing james, Richard or jeremy with new content always brings a smile to my face. These guys are dollops of joy.
Hammond with the shovel, May with the machete. Who would win? 😂
please could we have a podcast with james, richard and jeremy. i could listen to their stories/rants for hours
Im guessing it was the episode where hammond was left on a hill with jeremy and james getting him.
Good thought. Or the Polar special
@@msg9434 I don't understand when, if James was in the car with Jeremy and Richard was with the dogs
@Harry it could've also been the episode with the Dominator, as Richard was usually with a shovel
Always good to see you Richard! I'm glad you didn't murder James. Thanks for posting.
Tbh if that's what he was arguing I can really understand why you'd want to kill him
James is correct.
@@mezalong scientifically, factually and logically he is wrong.
@@Alex-cw3rz You only get so many heartbeats in a lifetime, why waste it on exercise when you could be down the pub. It's a fact, pubs is good for you.
@@mezalong no dont watch video Hammond won the argument for James by threatening violence :D
@@sabo55 that is such a silly way of determining who is right and who is wrong on a issue.
this is good content. short, sweet, and endlessly entertaining as per usual. thanks!
I remember watching men and motors on TV but never saw Hammond on it! You can see him on there on TH-cam though. Some good reviews with him, check out the BMW Roadster review thats a classic also uploaded.
I remember him doing a review of a Caterham 7 (or one of that style) and doing donuts whilst trying to stare moodily into the camera......wasn't his finest tv moment.....
it's quite interesting how they never agree with each other ( except for some times ) , they never get along and they loathe each other's opinions and hobbies and thoughts and brains and looks and ... and we as an audience fantastically love all three of them !
_I'm Richard Hammond_
_I'm having a midlife crisis_
_And that's why I drove down a hill with a 2.000.000$ electric hypercar_
_and now I'm abusing my powers with a Pick-Up truck_
Its not his fault, the exercise has made him stupid.
Thank you so much for my gaming channel opening narration Mr. Hammond!!! It will be used shortly!
Next Vid:
"Hammond almost killed Hammond"
Well that interview escalated quickly
2:15 * Hammond threatens you so you subscribe *
Me: He has a shovel somewhere doesn’t he?
Thank you, Mr. Hammond. Very much enjoyed that. :)
So the moral of the story is they all want to murder eachother, specifically with shovels.
that's real friendship.
James explaining the time he almost killed Jeremy was the funniest one
Great video, love the content with the lads, been a fan since topgrear :)
I really just like hearing these fellas talk
“You tried to kill James May”
Yeah, which time?
these really should be longer
0:06 VINWiki music starts 😂
Guys , GUYYYYS, WE GOTTA start a petition for the grand tour to start. Maaan I miss them
Where's "Richard Hammond almost killed Richard Hammond"?
Twice.
Hi Hammond! Can't wait for the next episode.
I mean season.
When is season 4 of the grand tour coming out ?
roughly Christmas, that's what Andy Wilman said
2 Episodes .. One at Xmas and one in the spring .. and thats it.
Only two episodes for GT4.
@1066Rider get Amazon or watch it online
@1066Rider 1movies.is
Let's bring DRIVETRIBE to 1 MILLION subscribers!
That’s the ONLY time? I would have thought there’s plenty more times than that
It’s fascinating that both James’s and Richard’s story about almost killing one of each other involves a shovel. I’m guessing whenever Jeremy talks about almost killing Richard it will be with a shovel.
Why isn't Jeremy talking about this?😁
because first he needs to shut the fuck up the greta and motorcyclists you know......... usual Jeremy stuff
Everyone knows the story about Jeremy nearly killing a producer ;) Make sure that man has a steak! :D
LOVE these videos! A nice and really interesting insight into their work
may: almost killed clarkson
hammond: almost killed may
clarkson: killed hammond
Well I’m defiantly turning on notifications if more of these stories are coming
Why do Al Pacino is talking about killing James May?
Al Pacino or Tony Stark?
@@horvatharamadrasan Now I'm more confused
To smol
The trio getting the budget and appreciation they deserve which they didn't get in TopGear UK was the best thing that ever happened to them.
"Immediately"
this was the best Q&A pause in the world
I know where Hammond was going on about when he said he was going to kill James Canada 🇨🇦
I think it's fair to say they have all tried/wanted to kill each other numerous times over the years. It's part of what makes the dynamic between them so great. The bickering and banter, ability to laugh at themselves and each other, and, of course, at times, the genuine hate.
Next: How Hammond almost killed Hammond
its amazing how sober he looks in these videos
The answer to the argument is, of course...
(examines my belly)
James May is right!
No your wrong
Thomas Grant *you’re
@@rodrigo53 its part of the joke
Please make this every week or twice a week
Hammond kills May with a shovel
May: CLARKSON!!!
Only those 3 tv hosts can openly talk about almost killing each other
So we've seen how James almost killed Clarkson. Now we've heard how Hammond almost killed May.
Next we'll hear how Clarkson almost killed Hammond.
"He's dead. What? Yup. Dead. Anyways if you'd fancy a job at Top Gear. Write to us"
Ψ And with that... back to the studio.
He told me to subscribe... immediately... and I'm not about to argue with a man who threatens to kill another man with a shovel! I have subscribed!
Should ar12 do top Gear now that these three are on amazon
Love these interviews carnt get enough more please 🚗
1:18 - "He deserved it!"
when you intend to make a shocking title but no one is surprised by it
Tonight on bottom Hammond gets revenge on James for cheating on his wife i make sure the Albanian refugee crisis continues and James becomes the next leader of al quada
I think the mentality of the trio's friendship can best be summarized as "Don't you dare jog off and die and rob me of the pleasure of doing you in myself."
Hello, Its me
-literally everyone on the doorbell
-stfu
Make the videos with these 3 longer!!!!!❗️❕❗️
We Love Jeremy Clarkson 🤣
It’s that episode when the first to go up the hill DOESNT get to drive home with Hammond
HAMMOND!
“...and on that terrible disappointment, it is time for us to end.”
Well, Hammond should apologize to James by saying, "I'm sorry, James, I'm a fully rigged rated A1 ocean going pillock"
We demand to see part 2 where Hammond rekindles the argument!
I like Hamond, Clarkson, and May equally as they represent different parts of my views and personality. Thanks.
Who else got a top gear ad after clicking on this video?
"I came here for an argument."
The three of you, individually and/or together, little 3 to 5 min. spots like this. EVERYDAY!!!!
I love how all the stories of the top gear casters killing each other involve shovels.
Would love it if Richard and/or James would do a motorcycling show again.