ASMR | Harvest Does Dys-Wrapping
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- Tired of seeing people waste paper by "wrapping" presents with it? Using "gift" "bags" when so many atmospheric bundles abound, waiting to be used to dys-wrap your gifts? Come on over to Harvest's table at the mall! No waiting! :)
I heard some people were even wrapping gift boxes! Have you ever heard of such a vile thing?
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We all know who this one is dedicated to 😂
That Karen is getting burn gel for Xmas...
@@Stephaniefarrah i don't think so
I wanna know the tea behind this
Okay, I just gotta know, who??!!
the 1 dislike is the person who this video was inspired by.
My eyes started to close as she was insulting Barbara’s wrapping skills and my brain woke me with the thought of “Harvest must not get many tips.”
This is my first Harvest video and Mary, I LOVE this character!! There's something really ASMR-y about getting accosted by someone in sales/retail who just talks your ear off.
“You’re gonna choke the earth with that, so congratulations, Barbara.” 😂💀
“and she’s using tape”
me to myself: “hOw gOuAchE”
her: “how gouache”
A co-worker of mine recently told me that ‘she doesn’t believe in tape’. Seriously. I work with a bunch of Harvests!
I have to keep reminding myself that you are talking to no one...remarkable how you can carry on a conversation that is basically in your head...just off the cuff, so realistically...amazing...you are amazing
I just love the sass and attitude Mary gives through her videos but she doesn't do it in a disrespectful way and that shows how good her character is. Even if people are disrespectful to her, she uses it as fuel to make more videos and she dosen't make a big deal out of it. I love all your characters and creativity. I can't decide if I should fall asleep or watch through the entire thing and laugh.
the devil works hard, but harvest works faster
You tell em harvest!! You got this!!
Edit: His assistant’s crabs -I’m DEAD 😂😂😂
At 6:20 when she mentioned the comment she received- oh deceased
“She wraps presents like I do when I just don’t care anymore” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO FUNNY MARY, love the call out
Harvest should go to a marriage counselor or “spiritual advisor” on her issues with Fisher
Imagine being in Barbara’s line and looking over at Harvest flailing her arms at the air. That’d be so funny. I love it
I would *LOVE* to see what would happen if Harvest met a kindred spirit, especially one who is completely receptive to her wisdom
This woman is capable of starting a cult!
I love that this whole video is a low key epic burn. 🤣 (that’s what ya get!)
This feels like the craziest Harvest has ever been, which is saying something.
She's not doing too well it seems.
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE LAST VIDEO!! I was like, “oh my god Harvest HAS to talk about this!” 😂😂 you really are the greatest 🙌🏼
Edit: CRABS I- 😂
"Does this have something to do with smoking drugs? Because I don't support that. Unless you grow it yourself" 😂
I call my niece and nephew 'littles' and I could never figure out why and then I started rewatching these and it's because of Harvest! :p
This is Phoebe from Friends in 2020
I was thinking the same. Even has similar voice, with more 'southern'
Ha!! I was going to say the same thing 🤣
...And Mary becomes Rhoda.
The kids might not understand that one, but trust me, it was a solid joke.
Niiiiice!
@@AbiGodinha Thank you. I thought it was deserving of, at least, a slow clap.
@@twiggystardust9573 oh definitely! 😉
This is acting talent! It truly seemed she spoke with people, and the humor is outstanding. The assistant's crabs... 😂
My finger clicked on this video faster then my eyes could read the title. I just saw Mary, -I mean Harvest and the paper on the walls and knew my day was complete!
"My earth bound name is- ..." 😆🤣😭
Priceless
the motions of the 'diswrapping' gave me such good visual asmr!!
My "woo woo" self is loving the intention. 🥰
Very lovely Mary. I need a nap and I'm not even halfway through it. 😴
I’ve started this video 6 times and I’ve fallen asleep about 15 mins in every single time. It’s magic ☺️
Sure looks like Harvest has a lot of (dys)satisfied customers!! 🤣🤣
Thank you for brightening my day as always Mary! ❤
You should make the next Harvest video about that class she teaches to pronounce her son’s name!
I think she would spell it “N’geigh” or “N-Ghee” 😂
oh my GOSH do I love the absolute shade thrown in this video 💀 but I was also thinking... like... what if a kid comes up to her with a Christmas present to wrap and because they're still young and believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy and whatnot, they're actually able to practice in the astral plane like Harvest supposedly does?? I just kept imagining Harvest being like "here, take the bag" with a smile like 'they won't be able to' and then this kid straight up grabs the handles of an invisible bag 😂😂 anyways!! Wonderful video as always! I can't wait to see the next one :))
Dang I was looking forward to learning about the real gnomes lol
It smells like sadness......I'm dying!!!! LOL
Mary, I love your imagination - these atmospheric bundles must look so extraterrestrial 💜🌌
I’m sitting here watching this while wearing my essential oil necklace...and just laughing hysterically. 🤣 This is greatest 👏🏼 clap-back ever!! 👏🏼
Mary, way to go! You have made me proud! Now, to the one that this is dedicated to....Git ya some more of our southern sass! Y’all be safe and blessed, Sandy
Wow that was fast from mentioning you should do this to actually doing it. So impressed!!
"Nothing says christmas more than seashells and a turtle" yep! living in a small seaside town in brasil, where our christmas is literally summer YES! Its accurate 😂 NOTHING feels more like christmas than seashells
Super tingly towards the end! Love Harvest
"The sadness coming off this is affecting my chi" cracked me up 😅😂
"Hold it together" 🤣🤣👏
That negative comment seemed to be worth it because this was hilarious 🤣 great job as always Mary!
Carl and harvest are my absolute favourites, you are so talented. Thank you for all the work you put in im sure its the only thing getting most of us through the pandemic especially in the UK where christmas is essentially cancelled
ahh yes!! i’ve been waiting for harvest. cant wait to discover the world of “dys-wrapping” 😄
Merry Christmas! A Harvest video is the best present. Thank you Mary :)
omg so happy to see Harvest!!!
Hi Southern ASMR sounds I love asmr, and love the harvest videos so funny in my opinion. Happy Holidays.
Soap sniffing will get you off the ledge every time! I just got a vision of Carl's father running off to another's arms and Harvest is the spawn of that union. Explains why Harvest and Carl have such similarities.
imagine a video where Harvest spiritually prepared us for 2021 with this technique
A new Harvest video? How did I miss this? Anyway, I am so happy to watch it now!
"Trash ends up right in the Earth's core and then it cries" 🤣 Harvest, I've tried those crystals yet I'm still left handed haha 😉😄 Mary you tagged in the right character for this topic! Thank you for all the enjoyment of your videos 💚❤💚❤💚❤💚 always a delight.
harvest is the type of person to walk up to someone in a wheelchair, hand them a crystal, and say, "i thought you could use this"
I knew you were going to do harvest for this! Love you and your videos mary!!💕
Well well well it’s here we didn’t have to wait too long thankfully 😂
Mary in character of harvest is just amazing! I love it
The personal attention whispering part at about an hour in was really good.
Nowadays, Harvest would be recorded on a cell & she would go viral & people would want to have their "gifts wrapped" by her & give the gift + the video to the receiver.
It would be a big 😂 for everyone.
That's a Clark statue (the gnome), those are supposed to be rare!
If only harvest and charity met each other OMG the opposite personalities
Technically, they did meet once when Charity was upset, and Harvest told her to ground herself. 😂 She then recommended Harvest's tip to her protégé, Brad. 😂
She DID IT. OMG
Mary I hope you, your boys & family have a safe, happy & Merry Christmas & a better & New Year. I’m needing to get me a Lynette fix!! All of “her fans” know it’s the holidays & she has customers coming to get their nails did for the holidays. I love all your characters but I love Lynette the best. I think she has quite the following. ❤️ 🎄 💫 ☃️
So excited!! I love Harvest!
“Beside myself with mirth” harvest 😂😂😂
How can you be so brilliant???
11 minutes? god works hard, but apparently Harvest works harder
LOL Mary you are HILARI😆US! Thank you Mary😊🌲🎁💓🎄⚘🌹🌷🖒
The character gives me such phoebe from friends vibes
Fisher will never come back 😂
I'm kind of curious now about Harvest's past with Mr. Spencer. I have a theory that she might've either had a crush on him or been bullied by him in school. The way she was offended that he didn't remember her and wanted him to see so badly how far she's come makes it sound like he at least wasn't just a random classmate to her. I might also be reading way too much into this. Lol, I'm so invested in these characters!
I hint zero sarcasm...none 😂
“Diswrap” hahahahahha this is GOLD! Love you Mary!!
Yeah!!! Harvest is back!!!!! TFS!!!!
Love ya!!!! 🤗❤️🎄🎅🏻🎁🤗❤️🎄🎅🏻🎁❤️
Is it weird that I'd be going along with Harvest like, "yeah! yeah i see what you mean. it's very very pretty. no, no i made this myself!" *gives 5 bucks* *goes to another store and wraps it myself*
Is it weird when I was done whaching this video for some reason I wanted cheese, am I the only one who did.
Harvest DEFINITELY took too much Lsd 😂
This is hilarious! I hope we get to see/hear about Carl's Christmas, too. I somehow just imagine him throwing the gifts into plastic or paper bags and calling it a job well done, lol. In all serious though, those sparkly leggings/stockings were really cute.
I haven't watched it yet and I'm cracking up! As I was watching thw other video I was wondering when she'd make her appearance. 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Which video??
Yessssss!! I’ve missed her!! ❤️❤️
Also the absolute hooblah you say and the arm movements is hysterical. 😂
Me reading the comments wondering what I missed lol
This is AMAZING!
Damn, I wish this was a thing - it would save us a ton at Christmas!
Lol omg I love harvest...and her birth name is Karen?! Lmao I love it. ❤❤❤
Harvest works fast 😂
wait can someone tell me who this is abt i need to know omg
21:24 mad tingles
😄OMG no you did NOT say that trash ends up in the Earth’s core and then it cries...
😂😂😂😂 Amazing, Mary!
oh this is gonna be GOOD
Omg yes! You did it!♥️♥️♥️♥️you’re the best!
She did it!!!! 😂❤
Yay!!!! Harvest! Merry Christmas to me!!!
It’s Harvestah lol
The fact her legal name is Karen explains so much
5:15 I am imagining this to be an ASMR character crossover. Whispersred’s Barbara has gotten a job gift wrapping and is gonna use it for some sort of scam!
Mary, you freaking legend. You actually made this 🤣
Her outfit reminds me of Phoebe Buffay ^^
She the hippie on the corner who you always see on the street and wrapping everything she touches!
😲 omg. How do you do this with a straight face?🤣
Brilliant!
You are the best actor that I’ve seen