I love when Mary sneaks parts of her own personality into her characters, like the little snippet about trademarks/patents. It’s like a Mary Easter egg.
Becky Riddle and Of course harvest could offer her 100% vegan, cruelty-free, free-range, free trade help to return the body to the gift of mother nature, and tell them all how sure she is that they are doing their best.
i fell asleep (after laughing for 10 minutes) listening to carl at the thrift store last night, oh boy i am so glad you posted this!! also congrats on 300k!!
Imagine the plot twist if we found out that since Carl saves money by living with his mom, he’s actually a millionaire and our favorite sparkly friend Charity drains him for everything, I mean... befriends him lol.
I am so excited i have spent the last 2 weeks rewatching all the previous Carl videos. Also i am imagining him talking to the lady from the snooty beauty video... perfection as ever Mary
Mary I swear you are the best ever. I never knew something so weird could be so satisfying and relaxing. Hopefully we can all give the Carl's of a the world a little more kindness now.
This is absolutely hilarious. Just discovered “Carl”. Mary, you are awesome. Kind of forget you’re role playing and I start to think this is an actual person. 🤣😂
My husband just overheard this & said I should suggest you do a roleplay of Nancy from King Of The Hill, he said he bets you'd have a lot of fun writing that kind of script, Sug'
They caught me huffing in the back.😄😃😂 You are hilarious! So thankful for your videos Mary. You really are a blessing during these crazy times. Hugs from Indiana.😊
Carl is the best character you’ve come up with! Every time I see a new Carl video I click it immediately! Never disappoints 😂 but I also love all your other videos! The first video I saw of yours was a thrift haul and how to list on eBay! Those are the best so tingly!
Thank you for sharing all these personalities that co-exist with you. You are such a talent and sending out laughter into the world is such an amazing gift. Happy Halloween Mary!!
Carl: "Us men, we become distinguished, but you ladies, well you ladies....No offense, but ya'll just fall apart" Me: "I may not be a lady but let me tell you what, Carl.....I am 27 years old and I am already falling apart. I remember when snap, crackle, pop came from my cereal, not my body. My knees, my muscles, my joints, and my back. So you can just bite me."
I love Carl videos. The next time he tries to woo a Nice Stranger Lady and immediately plans their romance, I hope he finds out she has a son and gets emotional because now he’s a father. And he definitely would be overwhelmed; after all, he didn’t wake up that morning expecting to be a father. And it’s gonna take his mother some time to get used to being a MeeMaw. And as long as the kid won’t pick the plastic off the furniture and keeps quiet during Wheel of Fortune, they’ll get along fine. But he wants the Nice Lady to know that he will love that child as though he sprang from Carl’s very own loins. I’m now realizing that I’m accidentally writing ASMR fan fiction and I’m going to re-evaluate my life.
I imagine Mary walking down to the kitchen to get a drink and her kids just seeing her in these various characters and rolling their eyes
I just love you and your content is great and very relaxing♥️🙂 great laughs me and my mother enjoy your channel 🤗
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ❤
HAHAH
I need a "Carl Speaks With a Lawyer" 😂 I love this character so much!! Absolute GOLD Mary ❤
He’s gonna have to, if he keeps thinking about his baseball bat so much
Yes ease do a lawyer one lol
“i am not under house arrest...anymore” marry where do you get this stuff😂❤️
Sometimes I have to remind myself that Carl is actually Mary. *shiver
Whew I thought I was only one.
It's so creepy 🤣 Mary's the best
Me too 😂 she’s too good!
Mary please consider doing a “Carl’s mother” role play that would be so fun lol great video!!
"I live with my mother. I'd rather say she lives with me.... In her house" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd just like to remind everyone that Carl started due to a slightly unsettling man Mary encountered while trying to buy a fridge.
Didn’t know that
Every time I see a new Carl video is up I audibly say, “Oh no”, then rapidly click to watch it 😆 He is a train wreck I can’t stop watching
I paused my ghost show to watch Carl so I don't wake up my baby laughing at it in bed 😂
Lol same!
Me too!!! 😅
I’d love a role play of Carl’s mom
Me too, that would be the best character
I don't know if that's possible. The more I watch this the more I realize mother has been dead for 13 years.
@@CG-fg5pr Carl is the new Norman Bates. 😂
@@CG-fg5pr Yes! I get the same feeling with Creepy Carl! 😂
@@CG-fg5pr omg for real ?? I have missed that completely!!
Could Carl ever score a suit fitting? That would be hysterical.
Maybe if the fitting was free and he saw the tailor was pretty
@@leahdavis9434or he brought an obscure coupon
It’s crazy how you bring these characters to life. You’re a one talented lady!
"It's quite phallic"
Mary gosh darn it imma wake up my husband lmao
i died of laughter when she said "please shut up now"
I love when Mary sneaks parts of her own personality into her characters, like the little snippet about trademarks/patents. It’s like a Mary Easter egg.
“She probably went to school with Moses” oh my gosh that killed me. Mary how do you even come up with these lines 😂😭
Carl is quickly becoming my favorite character 😂
Carl and Creepy HR lady need to hook up 😂
Perhaps she could help him get rid of Mother
No Name Tho I’m sure the Shady Scrap could help with “disposal”. Mary has an ASMR universe going 😁
Becky Riddle and Of course harvest could offer her 100% vegan, cruelty-free, free-range, free trade help to return the body to the gift of mother nature, and tell them all how sure she is that they are doing their best.
Picture the children....
We can't take Carl ANYWHERE! "She took my lasagna away." 😂🤣😭
Mary, you outdid yourself again; thank you!
“Medium rare” as a skin color lol 🥩😂
You've created GOLD with this character 💛 I always love seeing what Carl's up to and who he's making feel uncomfortable this time 🙏
Yes Carl is the best
Edit: 1 hour? Maryyyy 😏🥳
i fell asleep (after laughing for 10 minutes) listening to carl at the thrift store last night, oh boy i am so glad you posted this!! also congrats on 300k!!
Yayyyyyyy!!!! I’m so excited! I love Carl and his silly ways! Thank you Mary! :)
I fell off to sleep and had youtube on autoplay and I wake up to Carl talking about huffing paint. LOL. I was like what in the world.
“well i’ll be darned. all the bugs are dead.”
three years and this line still cracks me up 😂
Yay! Carl is THE BEST cracks me up every time
Oh my goodness!! This is hilarious!! “Go lay down, and pee first!”. I love this character. Carl makes me feel like I’m watching a tv show
"I prefer to say she lives with me in her house." 😂😂😂😂 "I don't think you have heard of asthma..." 😂😂😂😂
Carl is one of my favorite ! Poor thing still dealing with night blindness!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😌😂🤣🤣
Imagine the plot twist if we found out that since Carl saves money by living with his mom, he’s actually a millionaire and our favorite sparkly friend Charity drains him for everything, I mean... befriends him lol.
OMG Carl! Shut up a lil bit, stucco, spackle, bondo.......lol, love it! Mary, you are genius! I couldn’t make it without you. Love ya girl! Sandy
I’m loving this character! You’re by far my favorite 18 year old asmrtist
“She took my lasagna away”. Okay Carl. 😂😂Idk how you do all these characters! You’re amazing.
I am so excited i have spent the last 2 weeks rewatching all the previous Carl videos. Also i am imagining him talking to the lady from the snooty beauty video... perfection as ever Mary
YES!!!! Carl makes my day. I love the Superman hat and cellular phone. 🤣
Less than 2 minutes in and have already laughed so much at: "I'd rather say she lives with me ... in her house." pure gold!
Mary I swear you are the best ever. I never knew something so weird could be so satisfying and relaxing. Hopefully we can all give the Carl's of a the world a little more kindness now.
I'd love to see Carl's mom as a character just dealing with his shenanigans all the tine 🤣
“it’s not that i don’t trust you, i just, don’t trust you” lmao i love carl
This is absolutely hilarious. Just discovered “Carl”. Mary, you are awesome. Kind of forget you’re role playing and I start to think this is an actual person. 🤣😂
Thank you for what you do. Today was such a stressful day and the first thing I wanted to do was watch one of your videos.
Once you mentioned you had more time for role-playing I thought OMG CARLS BACK who knew I would happily anticipate a weirdo stranger hahaha
My husband just overheard this & said I should suggest you do a roleplay of Nancy from King Of The Hill, he said he bets you'd have a lot of fun writing that kind of script, Sug'
Yesss Sug'! That would be amazing
I can’t watch these to relax these are freaking golden comedy skits. Mary, your RPs are great 😂😂😂
LOVE CARL!!! Carl and Harvest are my absolute favourites! Thank you Mary fir giving us reason to smile and feel comforted at times like these :) 💕
Mary you are an absolute gem! Seriously, one of a kind. Thank you for what you do!!!
Carl is my favorite character of yours. I see you learn from real life experiences haha. Thanks Mary!
this is genuinely the most hilarious asmr video i have ever watched
“It wouldn’t hurt to put a little paint on the barn.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
After the week I've had, and the 12 hour day, I almost wept with joy to see this. Love you lots Mary! 💛💛💛
Carl is my favorite character, love the video! Would love to see Carl go on a cringey tinder date 😂😂 great video as always Mary!!!
Hi Mary, I love Carl, he's the man. 🤣😂
Thank you Mary for introducing us to Carl.
"I'm very familiar with lotion" 😂 omg!!
I love Carl he's hilarious and just what we all need during this time a good old laugh
I feel like I'm never gonna get tired of these Carl videos, Mary is just too good 😂
They caught me huffing in the back.😄😃😂 You are hilarious! So thankful for your videos Mary. You really are a blessing during these crazy times. Hugs from Indiana.😊
Mary just spoils us with the A+ roleplays!
Just noticed... congrats on 300k!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🧡
Edit: 7 minutes in and I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
Edit again: "I'm single by the way."
Oh, Carl.. 😂😂
"If you put out another Silver Alert I'm not making you hamburgers tonight." LMAO! 😂
Carl is sooo my favorite!! Thank you Mary!
Carl is the best character you’ve come up with! Every time I see a new Carl video I click it immediately! Never disappoints 😂 but I also love all your other videos! The first video I saw of yours was a thrift haul and how to list on eBay! Those are the best so tingly!
I’m only 7 minutes in and I’ve bust out laughing multiple times. Love this!
Thank you for sharing all these personalities that co-exist with you. You are such a talent and sending out laughter into the world is such an amazing gift. Happy Halloween Mary!!
CARL IS SO RELAXING !!! getting on youtube when im going to bed and seeing mary posted a new video gives me a burst of happy chemicals :D
Yay. Carl is one of my favorite characters.
I've been going through these "Carl" videos... they are so funny Mary you are so clever and witty ..you could be a stand up comedian!!
Carl: "Us men, we become distinguished, but you ladies, well you ladies....No offense, but ya'll just fall apart"
Me: "I may not be a lady but let me tell you what, Carl.....I am 27 years old and I am already falling apart. I remember when snap, crackle, pop came from my cereal, not my body. My knees, my muscles, my joints, and my back. So you can just bite me."
Drink more water for sure
“Mother it’s not the police its Carl”
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREMED 😂😂😂😭😭
The video is almost over, I finally look at the screen and Carl has nails and a coat of paint to boot! Fabulous
I just love love carl 😂. I look every day for a new video. Thank you so much 😊 ❤️
"Spackle" 😄🥴 This is funny Mary. The Adventures of Carl ...
Where will he go next?
Carl looks like the guy who delivers the catalogues to my letterbox hahaha
“Please shut up a little bit” the sound I let out...
Carl's back at it again, talking about his mother with a poor stranger : D
Wow. Hangs up on his mother with a 'shut up' and immediately calls me beautiful. What a man!
I love Carl, you are so talented. This video made me laugh so hard. Thank you for making it!
I love this ASMR video, so funny. The "unified sadness" got me
Mary is a O.G she's always been one of my main bitchrs when it comes to asmr artists 🎨 absolutely love her❤
just in time! Carl is back...will sleep good all week. thank you Mary we need Carl at this time
I am so glad to see Carl🤣😴💞
And he is even more glad to see YOU 😂😂😂😂
I laughed out loud so many times while watching this. I would LOVE it if Carl and Harvest met! They are my two favourite characters. 🙂
Yes!!! Carl ..Been waiting for him again..OMG! Can't stop laughing..Oh Mary you are so very talented..
I’ve never clicked so fast in my life!! My favorite!!
I love how Carl always has fabulous nails!
I am so excited to see Carl. Great character, Mary.
“Shut up a little bit” 😂
Carl is amazing 😂 I love it. Keep up the great work Mary! ❤️
I can just imagine Carl's mom looking like Muriel from courage the cowardly dog
I must say Carl's nails look fabulous 😂 You're amazing Mary!
The more we get to know carl the more we get to realise We all know a Carl 🤣
This is by far my favorite character. 😂😂
These videos cheer me up no matter what’s on my mind 😂
I love you Mary! Your videos make me so happy especially with what I am dealing with right now!
I love Carl videos. The next time he tries to woo a Nice Stranger Lady and immediately plans their romance, I hope he finds out she has a son and gets emotional because now he’s a father. And he definitely would be overwhelmed; after all, he didn’t wake up that morning expecting to be a father. And it’s gonna take his mother some time to get used to being a MeeMaw. And as long as the kid won’t pick the plastic off the furniture and keeps quiet during Wheel of Fortune, they’ll get along fine.
But he wants the Nice Lady to know that he will love that child as though he sprang from Carl’s very own loins.
I’m now realizing that I’m accidentally writing ASMR fan fiction and I’m going to re-evaluate my life.
Carl is my favorite!!❤️❤️
I definitely do NOT want to be in a car alone with Carl
Snootye Beautye! What no "blister biotch"? I knew Carl couldn't afford anything in this store😂
PLEASE SHUT UP A LIL BIT GOODBYE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I love carl
"I'll let you go in a minute"! 😆😆❤️
I saw Carl in the title, I clicked so fast! Love your roleplays Mary 💞 stay safe !