“Prairie Breeze” “little person” “no time for an exorcism” oh gosh lol. relaxing & hysterical thank you Mary 😊 just what I need to listen to as I settle down to do my homework after a long day on campus
i lost it at “please just shut up a little bit” 😂 relaxing and laughing out loud, what i needed after a stressful day. thank you for all that you do, mary !🤍
I googled Mediterranean Horseshoe Bat, thinking it was a joke and there wouldn’t be an actual animal with that name. Was Fischer telling the truth? I’m stunned.
I love these videos so much- they’re absolutely amazing satire. The downside is it’s literally like chewing glass listening to Harvest. I don’t watch the Harvest series to relax anymore; it’s physically impossible. I still love it though.
@@SouthernASMRSounds I think for me it's more like: I can't sleep listening to harvest because I need to stay tuned and see her descend even more into madness.
@@aang_arang lmao, same! Harvest, Carl and Lynette are my favorite three. They do relax me sometimes but mostly it's highly entertaining and gives me a good laugh when I'm feeling down.
Mary! I just squealed w happiness! Harvest is my favorite character of yours! Thanks so much for this video! Sending love from one southern gal to another 😉 (Mississippi)
Harvest doing the hand movements to bring up her credentials and crafting the log was so tingly! I enjoyed catching up with the melodrama of my favorite woke sanctimommy. Thanks Mary!!! 💜
I think Harvest is nuts, but in a good way. And I think we can probably all agree that Fisher probably prefers the females he comes across in his travels over his own crazy wife. He probably thinks she's out of her mind, and that is why he spends so much time away from home and his kids. Fisher and Harvest just should get a divorce, and then he can see all the females he wants. I bet none of his female friends are actually crafting anything from the good Earth, like Harvest thinks. They're probably showing him what it is like to be away from a certified organic person who just can't integrate into the 21st century. LOL. Keep Harvest coming, Mary. She's very funny and relaxing.
SO excited to watch this tonight as an actual substitute teacher, hahaha. Just the first couple seconds while typing this is exactly the mental process I have to go through to handle some of these kids 😂😂
On behalf of all the teachers suffering through this year, THANK YOU for this comedic relief! I’d gladly take Harvest as a sub over our current situation (no subs anywhere). Love you Mary!
Hey Mary, maybe next time we can see Harvest teach her class on how to spell and pronounce NGee’s name? (My vote is to spell is N’Gee1gh 😂😂) that would be funny!
I thought Carl did meet Harvest, talking about meeting a woman in the woods with a spoon and a raccoon. I can’t remember which video though. Maybe it was a manifestation she sent me?
hello ma'am , just wanna say love you so much and thank you so much for these vidoes . my favorite are the shelf organizing ones they help me sleep and your videos have helped me when i was down with a bad fever and flu again thank you so much . LOVE from Bahrain
I have never laughed so much in the first two minutes of a video ever. Mary you have outdone yourself yet again. This is absolute gold. Harvest as a substitute teacher… this is BRILLIANT!
Harvest reminds me so much of the Mom's in a nearby town where I live. One chastised me at a toddler play group when my son was young for giving him a Resse's cup. 😂
Honestly Mary you are marvellous. I don't know how you can say all of Harvest's wacky dialogue and still keep a straight face. I would be cracking up and have to start over I love Harvest and Carl.
Me too! I have a Harvest Playlist and a Lynnett Playlist and when I finished Lynnett I started Harvest and the first video I chose was the bathroom one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I introduced to my friend to your channel. I saw this video upload and told him "Oh, Harvest! This is gonna be good!" Lol when Harvest got to the hand signals and certifications my friend died laughing. He says he wants whatever Harvest smokes Edit: Mary, this whole video has me rolling. Figurative turnips and pull your logs out got me good lol
This is cracking me up because my first grade teacher was very much a Harvest. Lots of complaints by parents, but the kids didn’t mind because we didn’t have to wear shoes & spent more time talking to her plants than doing schoolwork 😂
This is going to sound very cruel, but I love the fact that Harvest's kids are growing up and realising how nuts she is
They are very woke, learnt it from their mother!!
Haha
@@MohaAsmr not “woke” …
I’m a substitute teacher and had a whole classroom of Prairie Breezes today! Lol! I couldn’t wait until they blew out the door!
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Hahahahaha 😂😂
“Prairie Breeze” “little person” “no time for an exorcism” oh gosh lol. relaxing & hysterical thank you Mary 😊 just what I need to listen to as I settle down to do my homework after a long day on campus
i lost it at “please just shut up a little bit” 😂 relaxing and laughing out loud, what i needed after a stressful day. thank you for all that you do, mary !🤍
Same, i'm crying from the laughing 😂😭
I’ve been thinking of Harvest lately! Been caring for an infant, and when it cries, it pronounces “Ngee” perfectly!
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i literally used to know a girl that acted exactly like this LOL turns out it was just schizophrenia 😭😂
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Oh my 🤭😁
I love all your skits! This one is definitely the funniest! I think Harvest and Carl should go on a date. That would be totally hillarious! 🤣🤣🤣
She got one thing right...math is definitely a travesty
I googled Mediterranean Horseshoe Bat, thinking it was a joke and there wouldn’t be an actual animal with that name. Was Fischer telling the truth? I’m stunned.
Sand fleas also exist
“You seem confused, Prairie Breeze” is going to become code for something in my office. I’m gonna see to it.
I was missing Harvest so much! My baby just went down for her nap, perfect timing as per usual, Mary! Already feeling more relaxed:)
You know there's at least one kid that recorded the whole thing, and the administration's heads will roll for allowing her to teach.
I love these videos so much- they’re absolutely amazing satire. The downside is it’s literally like chewing glass listening to Harvest. I don’t watch the Harvest series to relax anymore; it’s physically impossible. I still love it though.
Yeah, she's not for everybody, just like all of my other videos.
@@SouthernASMRSounds I think for me it's more like: I can't sleep listening to harvest because I need to stay tuned and see her descend even more into madness.
@@aang_arang lmao, same! Harvest, Carl and Lynette are my favorite three. They do relax me sometimes but mostly it's highly entertaining and gives me a good laugh when I'm feeling down.
YAY another Harvest video! I have a playlist of all the Harvest videos that I play on almost a daily basis and so excited to add this one to it
Thanks! I grabbed a spoon, some soap, and a math workbook and sat down. The rest just came out of my weird brain. LOL
@@SouthernASMRSounds I love it! Doesn't matter how many times I watch them they're always still hilarious and wonderful each time!
Mary! I just squealed w happiness! Harvest is my favorite character of yours! Thanks so much for this video!
Sending love from one southern gal to another 😉 (Mississippi)
Harvest doing the hand movements to bring up her credentials and crafting the log was so tingly! I enjoyed catching up with the melodrama of my favorite woke sanctimommy. Thanks Mary!!! 💜
You genuinely reminded me to burn sage this evening, and so I did. I cleansed myself of Harvest 😂
Also, the innuendo killed me at the end 😂😂😂
Brinlee is a made up name but her little's name is N'ghee. 🤣
You spelled it wrong. 🤣
Don’t forget to use the back of the throat, Beth. 😉
I think Harvest is nuts, but in a good way. And I think we can probably all agree that Fisher probably prefers the females he comes across in his travels over his own crazy wife. He probably thinks she's out of her mind, and that is why he spends so much time away from home and his kids. Fisher and Harvest just should get a divorce, and then he can see all the females he wants. I bet none of his female friends are actually crafting anything from the good Earth, like Harvest thinks. They're probably showing him what it is like to be away from a certified organic person who just can't integrate into the 21st century. LOL. Keep Harvest coming, Mary. She's very funny and relaxing.
I was just thinking about Harvest today when I read a parenting group post by someone who refers to their child as their “womb fruit.”
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"when i speak to mortals" IM CRYING AHAHAHA
SO excited to watch this tonight as an actual substitute teacher, hahaha. Just the first couple seconds while typing this is exactly the mental process I have to go through to handle some of these kids 😂😂
im cryinggg when she took the “spoon of knowledge” and said “awayyyy awayyyy” haha lol 😂
You had me at Un En Lightened School 😂 I immediately knew this would be hilarious!
Omg, I discovered this video by chance and, even though it's very late, I just HAVE to watch another one of Harvest! This comedy is gold! 😂
the way she laughed so evil and like “are u dumb” type of way after saying “why would i wear a mask?” 😂
On behalf of all the teachers suffering through this year, THANK YOU for this comedic relief! I’d gladly take Harvest as a sub over our current situation (no subs anywhere). Love you Mary!
The hand motions for the fake credentials is both so funny and relaxing!
Hey Mary, maybe next time we can see Harvest teach her class on how to spell and pronounce NGee’s name? (My vote is to spell is N’Gee1gh 😂😂) that would be funny!
Not the EARTHBOUND NAME 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
This is honestly incredible you can assume a personality like this!!! Been following since the beginning and you never cease to amaze lol
I wonder what would happen if Harvest and Carl met... I would love to watch that!! 🤣🤣🤣Mary, thanks so much for this content! You are truly unique!!
I’ve seen other subscribers comment this as well, on Carl videos. I think we all would love to see that! It would be hilarious!
@@margaretforsey7763 😅🤗
@@margaretforsey7763 😅😊
I thought Carl did meet Harvest, talking about meeting a woman in the woods with a spoon and a raccoon. I can’t remember which video though. Maybe it was a manifestation she sent me?
@@alexlin9565 Haha! I have a vague memory of that too.
'"I'm explaining..please just shut up a little bit."LOL
OMG harvest is back!!! now all we need is Charity again😍
Yasssss. Charity is my favorite. I had a flash of her when Harvest started telling people their names. Miss her so much.
I'm 7 minutes in an I'm snorting laughing 🤣
hello ma'am , just wanna say love you so much and thank you so much for these vidoes . my favorite are the shelf organizing ones they help me sleep and your videos have helped me when i was down with a bad fever and flu again thank you so much . LOVE from Bahrain
and also very funny I must say !
This is perfection. ASMR relaxation with a perfect dose of cynical laughter. SO. FREAKING. GOOD.
I have never laughed so much in the first two minutes of a video ever. Mary you have outdone yourself yet again. This is absolute gold. Harvest as a substitute teacher… this is BRILLIANT!
Harvest reminds me so much of the Mom's in a nearby town where I live. One chastised me at a toddler play group when my son was young for giving him a Resse's cup. 😂
“It was actually peaceful for a moment but their essences remain” - not gonna lie as a former sub that is how lunch felt 🤣
Honestly Mary you are marvellous. I don't know how you can say all of Harvest's wacky dialogue and still keep a straight face. I would be cracking up and have to start over I love Harvest and Carl.
NEVER stop making these videos, please! I hope to continue seeing these for at least thirty more years.
34:50 tell me why I actually expected a log to appear out of thin air
This is my first time meeting harvest and I’ve got to say my day has been made 😂❤️
Welcome to the Harvest cult lol 😆
Oh I have missed Harvest!! I can’t wait to watch!!
I was wondering when I was gonna see Harvest again! I listened to the bathroom video a few days ago... funny yet relaxing to listen to
Me too! I have a Harvest Playlist and a Lynnett Playlist and when I finished Lynnett I started Harvest and the first video I chose was the bathroom one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at “yes, that was the fire alarm”. 😂😂
Ah yes.. Natalia the coat maker aiding fischer in his saving of the Mediterranean horseshoe bat
YES I’m so excited harvest is my favorite character of yours thank you for adding to her series!!!!!
Yeah, She's back!!!!!!!
“There’s the bell we’ll have to hurry.” Video is 35 more minutes 🤣
I think the Next role play should be of Harvest’s lawyer! Hell she would have gotten Lynette off in a Day!
What if Harvest was the sub for one of Lynette's girls? You know Amber Lynn would tell about the weird sub!
LOL. That roleplay idea is awesome. I would love to see that.
@@NikkiBell10 if I remember correctly she was actually their neighbor at some point, and Lynette made her pay to get Rhonda’s cow manure
Does Breath sell plant goods harvested from the Earth? I’m all for enlightenment 😂 great video!
Manifesting the certification killed me. 😂💓
Omg that switch that happened when she started taking about chopping trees for the spoons had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
I introduced to my friend to your channel. I saw this video upload and told him "Oh, Harvest! This is gonna be good!" Lol when Harvest got to the hand signals and certifications my friend died laughing. He says he wants whatever Harvest smokes
Edit: Mary, this whole video has me rolling. Figurative turnips and pull your logs out got me good lol
I need to meet Harvest's parents. XD
Loved the hand movements although I have always loved your hand movements Mary
So relaxing and tingles
I work in administration at a public school and this is SO on point!!!!! 😂
Anxiety has been touch and go lately and whether it a vlog or a video you always give me calm and peace thank you xo
When are we getting the Ngee pronunciation class?😀😀❤️
oooooh I really like this character, very calming and hilarious!
i’m from utah. you will never know how many “breighlynn” “briley” “briklee” “brigham” i’ve met “brighten”
My best friend in middle school's mom was EXACTLY like this. She was...a trip to be around, LOL.
Harvest is back! This is not a drill!!! Hooray!
It's scary how close Harvest got to committing felonies here...
YESSS! Harvest is back!! I’m so excited, I’ve missed these roleplays so much!
So happy to see Harvest!
I’m so excited to see your role play videos back! Especially harvest!
Harvest finally returns!
I think we need a Harvest during New Year's video
So on the money this 😂😂😂
“ that’s not your name “ 😂👌✌️x
You don’t understand the essence of me…I have to remember this line!
Omg the notification for this video made me realize how much i've missed harvest
This made my week. I love Harvest 😂
Omg I love Harvest. Mary you are so talented, your videos always make me feel so much better. Thank you.
You are so welcome!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've been missing your roleplays. I love all of your characters. 💕
Thank you! I have missed your classic characters so much!
I already cleansed the space burned some sage… yes that was the fire alarm 🤣
Literally the french on the sign iconic so funny
Yay! More Harvest please
YES! I LOVE HARVEST
So excited to see this pop up!! Love Harvest, she’s a classic Mary character 👏
i love how often she posts
Mn’Ghee is such a great kid.
Not gonna lie I'm thoroughly impressed with this character 😅
We are so desperate for subs these days that I'm pretty sure Harvest was in the room next to me last week...
"he got tied up once" good for fisher!
Yayyy I've been rewatching Harvest's videos and wishing for more!
I’ve been waiting for more Harvest 😍. Her and the bitchy librarian are my faves 🤣
All her characters are my favorite but if I had to choose one: Lynnette lol
“no i don’t believe in paper” 😂😂
It occurred to me that Harvests kids might not be alive. I sure hope not but I can't get the thought out of my head.
They're alive.
😂😂😂😂 the name, I wasn’t ready in my relaxed state. Haha brilliant x
I love Harvest!
I love this so much. You’re a genius
This is cracking me up because my first grade teacher was very much a Harvest. Lots of complaints by parents, but the kids didn’t mind because we didn’t have to wear shoes & spent more time talking to her plants than doing schoolwork 😂
omg i was so excited for this video
Blessed with a new role play, must be my lucky day ❤ Thank you Mary
You are so welcome!
So many gems in here!
Lynette is my favourite but Harvest is a close second.
Please cross their storylines somehow!
lolol I love Harvest
I feel bad that her kids hate her but dang. I wouldn’t want to have contact with her either 😭