ASMR | Harvest Attends a "Birthday" Party
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- Harvest hoped to make the most of her compulsory time spent at this so-called "party" by spreading some wholesome truth to the partygoers, but she ended up stuck in the corner. Maybe she can at least help you while she's there.
"Haven? Haven, do you have your mask on?" Harvest was ahead of her time!
“Oh don’t touch the piñata honey, it’s swinging cancer” 😂
“Doritos & Dissapointment” 🤣
That's the name of my memoir 🤣
I love this character! She’s hilarious! I know ASMR is supposed to be relaxing but I always get a kick out of your videos, Mary. ❤️
Doritos and Disappointment: My Autobiography
Is that the next Lifetime Channel movie??
"Oh, Haven. Haven, take the hat off. Don't touch it, just shake your head violently until it comes off" 😆
Harvest out here making cocaine bars for cash to fund her husband's affair filled voyage across south America
"My earthbound name is "Karen"?! My name is Karen and I love this video! 🤩😂🤣
I love this character SO much!! and would be very into buying a shirt with a “doritos and disappointment” slogan on it should you ever do that as merch🤣
I NEEDED ANOTHER HARVEST ROLE-PLAY! What is Charity popped up at the party to show how good she is with kids 😂.
Oh my gosh that would be so amazing cx Like attending the party of a special friend's grandkid or something
To be honest I'd love to see a video where Harvest finds someone who actually wants to learn more & Harvest gets really enthusiastic and feels like she finally found someone who really understands
Oh my little is 121 months....10 your child is 10 harvest 😂
Tonight was a good night already and then this video?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!! THANK YOU MARY 😓 you have no idea how much me/we appreciate you 😭❤️
"I need a wooden canoe" I frickin lost it 😂
"Like a free range bloodhound"
LMAO
That part made me laugh aloud!
oh my gosh mary, THANK YOU. i had such a difficult day- my hometown was ripped apart by a tornado yesterday and i’ve been incredibly stressed. thank you for helping me get some real sleep tonight. never forget that we appreciate you!!! ❤️
“Doritos & Disappointment” I will work that into a conversation somehow tomorrow! Mary, you are hilarious! I love this character!
“It’s a lighter? It doesn’t feel lighter?”
I laughed💜 thank you.
We've all known a crazy woman named Karen at some point in our lives!
Its Crystal for me
Yay! I've missed Harvest! Another awesome video!
Even if I don't get ASMR from all of the role plays, it's still entertaining just for your improv skills.
Please do another lunch break gossip video. And another video where you mix epoxy resin in a little plastic cup or a little plastic bowl, with jumbo wooden craft sticks..
i keep getting dying at the Idea of Harvest running for congress can you imagine lol her party would be the Yurt-Alert party
This is perfect considering it is 12:21 a.m. right now!😂 Love your videos so much, especially this one!💕
Edit: Heh! Thanks for all the likes!
OMG SAME DUDE!
“You look like you would eat a lot of white bread.”
What a scorching hot BURN 😦
"It's a lighter? It doesn't feel lighter." Omg! I choked from laughter on that one!
This one is definitely being added to the Sleep/Laugh playlist 😄😁
Love your role plays you should go to LA. To be an actress. you would be awesome love u Mary your the best 💝💜😞😀🐱🙏
I always love to see your comments 🤗💖🌻
love to c ur comments too bless u x
It would be amazing if you made an asmr of the how to pronounce n'Giis' name class
*tounge click* That's the truth. When Harvest said her little one started to walk at three weeks and the other mom said nine months. "Well I'm sure you did your best"
Haven : ..."It's turmeric mom
.." 🤣🤣
I really want Karen to do a 180 and try a new angle lol I love her and after luci tore her down, I can see her trying fit another group of people (like churchgoers or pretentious musicians or something) just a thought!
Doritos and disappointment. Harvest must know how I run my household 😂 Another great video!!
I secretly wish you were a professional comedian; I would actually purchase a television for you.
I never comment, but I really enjoy this character and a hilarious plot twist would be something like “Harvest unhinged”. Harvest just completely abandons her well kept and perfect persona. Just letting her “littles” run ragged, Harvest starts eating processed food, or god-forbid smokes cigarettes (not that I would want you to put your own health at risk).
I just have known these kinds of people, and nothing is more satisfying than when they can admit defeat and how tiring maintaining this image can be. It almost would make me respect Harvest more and have an admiration for her in succumbing to the simple pleasures us heathens enjoy 😂 just some food for thought! Love your videos and always quietly enjoying from afar
Harvest can never do that. It's too integral to her core persona. Seriously, if she became "one of us," even a little bit, she will cease to be Harvest.
😱 "She ate child abuse chips!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Ms.Mary Ms.Mary you're truly the best!💖💖💖
I met a real life Harvest last weekend... I have a part time job as a children’s entertainer. On this occasion we were doing a pamper party where we do face masks and hand scrubs and things like that with the kids (mostly tweens for this kind of party). Well a mum at this party wanted to read the back of our lotion bottle, and absolutely went off at me because apparently the lotion had carcinogens that would give her child cancer. She actually yelled at me ‘ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY CHILD?!’ Until that party I had never actually met anyone that was like this in real life. Mary you play a realistic and hilarious (as long as I don’t have to meet Harvest!) part!
Lolololol took her first steps at 3 weeks Lololololol that and disappointment and Doritos took me out lol I love Harvest!!
Mary, YOU ARE THE BEST! The only asmrtist that can make you laugh so hard you cry and fall asleep all in the same video! ❤️😂
Harvest is my favorite next to the 1940's ladies.
i was so thrilled to see this in my subscriptions feed- harvest roleplays are my favorite. that cover up over you saying harvest instead of haven by mistake was brilliant. great improv.
Woke Mom Harvest has arrived! With gluten free air fresheners and tree sapling perfumes!
Harvest is a typical Berkeley mom
Harvest is back!!! Omg this made my whole entire life! I’m dying I’m planning my child’s first birthday party and I already know of one mom/family member that is a total Harvest
Boy would i love to know who harvest is characterized after. That lady must of been a trip,a round trip.
Prudence LaBare on her very first Harvest video, she gave a little background on the type of moms and the experiences she’s inspired by
Finally THE Harvest is back!🎇🎆🎉🎊
“look how dull hey eyes are and how stringy her hair is” i CACKLED 😂😂
Harvest is back! Perfect timing.
Oooh just what i need after night duty. Thank you!
“Child abuse chips” 😂😂😂😂😂. OMG! I can’t even!! 🤣🤣🤣
"ask me how perfect my kids are ask me ask me how perfect ask me they are ask me" 😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been so looking forward to this! This has just made my day (and possibly my week so far.... it’s that good ) I had literally laughed out loud in the first minute. You are so amazing at calming me down by lightening life and just making me truly smile.
"You keep your contaminants over there" lol
A MASK? I’m watching this now and corona was def not a thing when this was posted
Mary the best actress in ASMR so very funny
Hæven wearing a mask...innovative and ahead of the times
Harvest is my forever favorite
"When you look back all you see is doritos and disappointment"
I may have just found my senior quote.
Doritios and disappointment...... I feel attacked 😂
Girl you can do no wrong! First Ipsy, then this! I love it. The CEO cream is so good by the way!
Doritos and disappointment......🤣
I'm so excited to see Harvest again. She's a hoot!
27:05 Soccer mom with a minivan? Looks like it's from the Mary TH-cam universe! Looks like all her characters are connected!
How did I not see this!?!?! So good!
yessss!!!! i love harvest and i got so excited to see this. so thankful for your content and hard work!!! xo
I want you to know that you are always on the background while I'm working on design projects, you voice is soothing and it helps it concentrate ♥. Much love from Buenos Aires.
Omg someone needs to give you a TV pilot
This is bloody brilliant! Harvest is hilarious 😂😂👏🏻
I LOVE THIS CHARACTER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg this is more poignant now than a year ago with the masks and staying away/not touching people! 😂
“A pillow made of my own hair and congealed breast milk” 😭 Jesus Christ
Loved this roleplay. 💟💟💟🌚🌚🌚🤣😅😂😁
You have the perfect mix of comedy and asmr 😂 I love it
I just now got the Karen connection. That's brilliant and hilarious. 😄
"nice to meet you......... why did you come here" 😭😭😭🤣🤣
Namaste bitches.... awesome! This is my first “exposure “ to harvest....and I’m pretty sure I need a full cleanse and a mask!! 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing to look back on but Doritos and disappointment!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Gold!!!
I’ve known so many Harvest types. Arg! But this role play made me laugh so much! The pillow made of hair and congealed breastmilk!!?!! Whahahaha!
love these videos!! so glad you posted another :)
Love this video! Your voice is so relaxing but you're so funny in this video, I just keep laughing! 😂😂🙏🏻
And the Oscar goes to..."He was able to reach Nirvana several times." Love it!!
Lmaoo that shirt😂😂 this is hilarious
OMG the best laugh forever. You are hilarious Mary. 🤣
Please do an n-gee pronunciation class😁😁
Could you please make an ASMR video which Harvest visit a daycare center? I work in one and it would be hilarious to watch.❤💕
that's such a good idea!
"Little crunchy triangle shaped child abuse pieces." *me eating chips while watching this* :(
Yay!!! She is my favorite!
Is Harvest doing okay since Lucy let her know what’s up? Lol!
Harvest is back!! 🌾
So did the children return home??
Last time I checked they were in a van with flames on the side
Oh, Harvest. Bless your heart. You’re a card. She’s always a scream.
Yo harvest has to be careful before her lil friend gets ahold of her again
Harvest is for sure from asheville 😂 i love all of your characters mary! You are a great actress
Hahah I know a woman who acts just like this!
Really😂😂😂
I love seeing no dislikes
There are five at the moment five idiots
She’s back!!!!!!!!
Her name is KAREN?! AHHH 😂😂
Harvest my littles are perfect
Me no one is perfect
Harvest is my favorite! 😂 Woke Mom. So great.
Yay!
I think harvest has Pepsi in her cup