Baldur's Gate 3 Review | I Cast Bullet
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I HAVE ADVANTAGE ON PERSUASIAN CHECKS
I cast broke😢
i cast testicular torsion
The "bobs" are too small on the cups, enhance the size please and I'll buy more than one.
Link sent me to hell
You made my day
"i have committed crimes you can't even charge me for" is a rather powerful statement
That's something the Kingpin from Spiderman would say. It's really powerful.
Thats some Kendrick Lamar level lyricism right there
Reminds me of a Two Best Friends Play quote that’s like “what you did, uh, we don’t have the laws to charge you right now. So you go over there and we’ll… we’ll draft those laws.”
Be the change in policy you want to see in the world
Polycule, I learned a new word today.
Is it? It's just ambiguous. If you can't be charged, were they even crimes?
max0r consuming gamer fart is now canon
BADGER? LMAO?
WHATCHU DOIN HERE BRUH
BADJUR??
BAD JUROR PLAY TITANFALL PLS
Whoa, hey there
RIP the banger old thumbnail
EDIT: ITS NOT JOEVER ITS BACK LETSGO
Its so barack
It’s not joever anymore, we are so back
Good news, it's back!
we're so fucking back...
WE'RE SO BARACK
The first time I realised what made this game different wad when I blasted a giant spider down a bottomless hole, only to them stumble upon its corpse several days later once I finally found my way into the underdark.
Any other game would have just despawned the corpse after the fight, but no. This game is so autistic that it kept tabs on a corpse that I might have never found again.
For me, that hole plus feather fall spell was the way to get to the underdark in the first place
no wonder my autistic ass is addicted
i love how autistic this game is
"So a Bard and 3 Velozeraptors walked into a Bank."
......
......."where is the Punchline?"
"There is none, that is what i saw this Afternoon."
LMAO
oh not those assholes. The velociraptors are wildshaped druids, they hope you freak, jump at you, then change back laughing. Meanwhile the Bard stole your pants
"If your heart is wavering....Johnny Joestar...do not shoot."
" I cast EY GUN WITH ONE B O O L E T"
In GWOB we trust
Nail go S P I N N Y
Max0r is a normal human being, just like you and me.
Mortis.
Mortis
4:42 "Sometimes it can be used for productive things like... remote detonation."
I'm sold on this game.
"THIS Wizard may be out of spells, but he is NOT out of shells."
unironically goes hard af
This man did not lie, the neurotypicals truly could not ball this hard. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to learn the gun spell from the beloved arch-mages, Smith and Wesson.
Are the dudes arch rivals with the mages Heckler & Koch?
@@Hardbass2021Ben & Jerry, actually
Simon and Garfunkel, sir.
I didn't know they were teaching it! And here I was going through the rites with Saint John Moses Browning!
Ah, the master plumbamancers, casting lead at the enemy
Gotta wonder how people are able to get away with murder when you can straight up ask the corpse who killed them 💀
Clearly an unreliable source. What if the victim just really hates some guy named Steve and says, "Steve killed me."
They actually account for this. In some lore assassins charge extra for decapitation for this exact reason. And if the corpse doesn’t want to snitch it won’t tell you.
“Hey just so ya know, if your soul gets hauled back and feels like squealing, we’ll send your entire extended line to meet you, ok?”
There we go, I’d wager 9/10 that’s that solved.
corpses only know what they knew in life, so.. if they never saw who murderered them, they have no idea.
Some corpses straight up don't know who killed them
2:35 missed the chance to call that strategy 'Miyazaki's Wet Dream'
Not enough swamp water for Miyazaki.
11:34 As a Texan, I can confirm that even the strongest of vampires fear our might.
I can also confirm that a companion of a vampire died in your country's property. *Looks at Sieur De la Salle.*
Have read _Dracula_ and can confirm
Wasn't there an American country guy who talked like a cowboy in the original book?
@@Mariodash23 That would be one Quincey Morris, one of Lucy's suitors and one of the most badass characters in the novel by virtue of slaying Count Dracula himself, albeit at the cost of his own life...
Guess the original commenter was right: Even the strongest of vampires fear the wrath of a full-blooded Texan. In this case, one with a shiny silver knife and who may or may not hold a vendetta of sorts towards a certain Count...
Max0r: "Because I'm only human."
That's exactly what a sentient video editing software would say to try to throw us off.
Your on to something
@@Corvo0__0ya know I think your right, he is on to something🤔
"I am not responsible for what comes after."
My graphics driver randomly restarted right after he said that.
wild magic at its finest
Power Word: Kill (Process)
I got an ad after he said it
i got a BSOD after it
The amount of Blue Archive music tracks and characters in this video shows how much that game has taken over max0r’s life
bring back the old thumbnail, that shit was a masterpiece
EDIT: Thank you Maxor
Its so dark without Maxxors bountiful light filling me up
Ayooooooooooo
yo ass gonna glow like a beacon
🤨
I can feel his warm embrace deep within me.
@@deusexultima6471 hellla sus
Hello, this is the actor that portrays Gnomer Simpson in this video. I want to expose the horrific working conditions and attitudes that I was forced to endure while helping to make this video a reality. I signed onto the project under the assumption that Gnomer Simpson would be the protagonist of a narrative about overcoming adversity and slightly tall ledges as I am god and very cool but upon release of the final product it was revealed to me that I had been working under false pretenses. After the release of this video I was appalled to find that the gnomes presented in this video were treated as comedic props; thrown from windmills or detonated for laughs, he unfairly platformed racist subgroups while also promoting harmful gnome stereotypes, and worst of all, I was only paid SAG scale. Most of my contributions were cut from the final product, especially my portion where I exposed Max0r's financial ties to the Drow-Absolute water filtration industry, or the real sex scenes involving members of Tentacle Acres and bears. Of the nearly 700 hours I spent on set, over half of them were spent in a stretcher as fellow actor Reece spent the majority of his off-camera time piledriving my 30 pound body into raw concrete for sport and using me as a substitute hammer and discus for Olympic training. Despite my valuable contributions to this video, I remain uncredited and unrecognized, both figuratively and literally sold short for the sake of fast-moving entertainment for fickle masses who want their base impulses appealed to. It does not have to be this way, however. It is my hope, that at the very least this message inspires some contemplation in the viewing audience, who deserve to see different perspectives, especially those closer to the floor, and that one day we may be able to overcome this prejudice and defeat Gnomophobia.
In short, Max only cares about the money and hates his friends.
Seem about right
@@neringalukoseviciute1787 funny thing I'm in all those fandoms
@@neringalukoseviciute1787 ehhh, prob tbh
I wonder if some people actually bothered to read to see the satire on this lol
@@neringalukoseviciute1787 as far as I know, the ultrakill fandom has experienced little to no change with maxor, it was always as insane as it is now
"But I am not normal people.
I am autistic."
That's it, Max0r is now a neurodivergent icon and I will not tolerate anyone saying otherwise.
YES
Finally, I can wage war on AutismSpeak with my favorite TH-camr
LITERALLY i was just abt to say smth abt it
Yeeep
You say you spoil the entire game, yet I watched this and understood nothing.
Exactly
even by max0r standards this video was schizo asf
Whoever made the thumbnail art deserves a raise
It was made by @NULLIPHYx as said in the description
Everywhere I go, I see him...
I'll be sure to pass that on to the enslaved gnomes overseer that oversaw their work
@@neringalukoseviciute1787 BB show is too popular to have any OGs there...
He changed it 😢
"I cast bullet" has the same energy as TTS's "I CAST FIST!".
I cast 9mm.
POW
Always nice to see a fellow TTSer in the wild
Damn, I miss it
Damn you gw
It reminds me of the knight with the gun image
there is indeed a cantrip called "water bullet", tho its a homebrew spell and not in bg3 or official dnd 5e
I love that BA music is the default bgm now.
10:33 I feel it neccessary to point out that Mizora is not in fact a demon, but a Devil. That is infact a huge diffrence seeing as the Blood War which is occasionaly mentioned, is a conflict between the Demons and the Devils, who had the unfortunate geographical error of being neighbors. In other words calling a Devil a Demon is presumably highly offensive and calling a Demon a Devil is also a bad idea because you are giving away your location.
To put it simply, Devils are the planners and schemers, Demons are basically 40K Orcs.
Hellish Civilians, Military, Lords be like, devil.
Tribal, monstrous, mythical beasts, rather be demon.
So calling a devil a demon is like calling a black person a monkey
How many Blue Archive bgm can you fit in one video?
Maxor: Yes
and Nikke
He is also Wakamo enjoyer. Gigachad.
Honestly the Mix of Nikke and Blue Archive ost is crazy
and terraria bgm lol
And even Xenoblade Chronicles 2
gotta love how he went over the entire game and despite that I have almost 0 clue what the game is about based on this video
Maxor can spoil an entire game without spoiling the game.
He should start a masterclass for movie studios to attend, maybe then we wouldn't get those kinds of spoilers anymore.
@@DumaVadamee109 Then we'd have a mass uptick in mental illnesses as people go insane from movie trailers
Same and I played the game 4 times feel like I've been playing a different game
You have had genshin impact downloaded onto your phone as part of a plot by Jeff Bezos, J Jonah Jameson, and The Most Naked An Amogus Can Be to hook everyone up to the squidternet. It is now up to you and a polycule of your fellow unwilling gacha players to figure out how to uninstall or die trying
0:30 Gale with a gun is simultaneously hilarious, yet horrifying.
“Reactionary rantsona” gave me psychic damage, thank you.
I don’t understand why Max0r didn’t store Shadowheart’s corpse in a container and carry her throughout the adventures
He didn't want to risk accidentally speedrunning I'm sure
Max0r's style of utterly batshit editing is just tailor-made for a similarly batshit insane game like Baldur's Gate 3.
In the distance I can barely hear "Hey Hey people, Sseth here!" (and yes, I won´t write it as main comment - but that doesn´t mean I don´t like it. I LOVE Max0r´s content!)
I like how it has progressed from merely "difficult to follow" to "Max what the actual fuck is your brain"
In my first 5 hours of game my character proceeded to fail a charisma check and get stabbed to death by Lae'Zel which prompted her to go on a murder rampage on the rest of the level 1 party members at camp except Shart, who started to fight her, and Gale, who went invisible and hid in a corner. Then I took control of Gale and blasted her ass, effectively getting rid of a key character, fact that never was addressed. Game of the decade.
As a South African I find 17:51 very offensive because the lights are still on when we all know we should be having load shedding
“The neurotypicals couldn’t do this shit” is just the canon reason why YOUR party in BG3 overcomes insurmountable odds and bodies everybody, deity, and otherwise you end up facing
Unlike his normal videos this one is so hard to follow, it doesn't even spoil the story at all.
I’ve played the game and thsi video legit made me completely forget the entire plot of the game
@@cantthinkofaname2292was it worth it
Did you un-brainrot
This is the first video of his I've ever seen and I had to check the comments because I feel so lost 😂
Max0r is a Blue Archives Player and a Izuna Appreciator? Nin nin~ XD
Bro max0r casually summoning Blue Archive community for no reason
8:55 "Do you SEE this very often?" My brother in christ have you ever been in Baldur's Gate
Somehow Maxor’s party is more stable and intact than *actual* DnD tabletop parties.
The Shoehorse effect. When you go so far off the deep-end, it loops back towards normalcy.
thanks for another blue archive video max0r. As always I'm hyped for more blue archive content
BLUE ARCHIVE UOOOO NIN NI-
-Momoi
"Squidward Ethnostate."
No, not Tentacle Acres!
Watching Maxor's videos is basically injecting yourself with hyperstimulants thats gives endless dopamine. The best part is that you forget a lot of what was on screen making his videos infinitely rewatchable with always something new to discover.
Loved the video btw.
I genuinely think it's phisically impossible to remember a whole video from Maxor, just from the amount of information on each
Like pooris engage?
You can never escape the Cute and Funny as it has already consumed you 😭😭😭
BG3 is such a fun game experience that me and my friends actually went to kill each other in our free time and resurrect before continuing on the journey.
Also hey, welcome to the Blue Archive hole, dude! Glad to see a fellow Sensei having fun~
And yea BA soundtrack is great.
"On gyat rizz king"
I..... want to gouge out my ears.
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
@@FleshWizard69420 you are a failure to society.
90% brainrot is fine but 100% is pushing it
@@FleshWizard69420 you are a failure to society
"Riding the calamari carusell" has got to be the funniest shit I've ever heard!
"And Karlach is a VERY HOT Barbarian"
Both figuratively, and VERY literally. :)
Am I crazy or does this video feel slower/comprehendable compared to others?
U crazy
Definitely crazy
Crazy?
@@willimeister2553 I was crazy once
@@catmanbossnesscat8332 they locked me in a room
Nothing yet? That doesn’t seem right. Fellow brain hemorrhage enjoyers, where are you? Am I alone in the void?
it is so dark in here
Right behind you my fellow epilepsy afflicted.
I taste copper
Mine eyes are bleeding
I bought snacks.. want some?
I could not hear a single word max0r said because my brain was being DDoS'd by this editing
This video is pretty tame by his standards. Notice how the voiceover is noticeably slower due to him not editing out when he pauses to draw breath.
@@Cymes Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
It's the Max0r guarantee
9:16
Haruka(from VShojo): Ah. I see that you're a fellow person of culture.
Red Winter just hits so good in the video, plus the rest of the music is great. amazing video.
The fact that max0r chose the Wild Magic sorcerer fills me with boundless joy, the perfect flavor for the insanity of his videos
17:21 loving the Devil May Cry reference
the thumbnail is back! we cast WE SO BACK!!
Your comedic stylings have earned you my attention. Well done.
Ouch. "Set in a fantasy world where four adult friends can play on the same day" hit me right in the Divinity: The Original Sin 2 save file me and my party didn't have the chance to touch since September ended.
Probably has something to do with that Green-day guy.
@@austinackermann3731 Yeah, somebody woke him up and he wreaked havoc on our schedules.
how kind of max0r to show people what its like to have the mindflayer worms in your brain by simply making a video to show what it would feel like
Hey Max0r, I won't lie, I love all your videos but this one takes the cake. Easily the best one.
It's editing is perfect, not too flashy but also just enough quips and speed to make it funnier from sudden cuts.
The comedy and jokes landed back to back, and nothing got old fast. I laughed more times than I did in YEARS watching Family Guy. 10 / 10
The video we’ve all been waiting for! Always love a Max0r upload.
So Max0r also chose to go with Wild Magic Sorcerer as his first character? Nive! The only way he could have made it better would have been to also go Drow as well so he could keep choosing the option to randomly tell people that they would chained up as slaves if they were in his home in the Underdark right now.
As always man you made my day better I was about to do something bad but this cheered me up.
Was it tax evasion?
Ngl prefer the old thumbnail but you do you
Edit: Much better
Be real funny if Max0r reverted back to the alt again.
I love how this video mostly uses Blue Archive bgm. Keep up the good work my guy!
Also looking forward to that BA video!
3:49 realest shit ever said
you got time travel or something bro?
I predict that at 11:24, there will a very funny joke
@@saif-gv6gl yeah g, watch out on July 17th 2024
@@NoNo-jg1hw anime reference at 9:48
Ultrakill refrence at 16:42
More Blue Archive Music, brings a tear of joy to my eye.
Blue Archive Review when? 🧐
Any moment now.... Blue Archive AND Nikke: Goddess of Victory
He says in Twitter in the past that HE MIGHT MADE ONE
But now it seems he considering it
Now we're asking the real questions. Can't wait for that completely accurate lore breakdown
Thank you Max0r, this is truly one of your video's of all time
Holy smokin Gork! A Max0r video that doesn't make me breakdance on my chair? I thought I'll never see those again. Totaly enjoyed pausing the video every other second to read all top text/bottom text in it. I sure am almost tripled my watch-time.
Shadow wizard money gang
We love casting spells
legalize nuclear bombs
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This song has been sponsored by: The Shadow Government.
Legalise nuclear bombs
Hearing Xenoblade music in Max0rs video's is giving me hope he'll do a Xeno game someday. He'll have a blast with the story, gameplay and characters of the series!
if music meant we got a video on it, then the blue archive comunity would be rolling in videos by now
Which microsecond was the Xenoblade music?
Whenever you upload, I smile. We appreciate you and your extremely chaotic editing.
Alright. I'm happy with this. Thank you for making this, Max. I will enjoy all the sh*tposting videos you make on games, and I am excited to see what's next on the list!
Glad to see my handsome astarion mod getting some use lmao
I did not expect the Granblue Fantasy Versus music! Props to you, Maxor!
Max0r I have to tell you that I love your editing and I respect the hell out of the time you put into it
10:34
I see that you are fellow chocolate enjoyer.
The gehena effect on the average sensei
Heard like 2 seconds of "Twist Up" - Susannah's theme from HI3rd at 4:58, very based sir
God Shattering Star makes both an epic tune and a great sound effect.
For minthara I just used a distraction spell to make her walk onto the bridge and then "accidentally" broke said bridge. The underdark then received a fresh corpse, and I had to slaughter my way out because the angry goblin behind me had an issue with my accident...
So many bodies....
Nobody : How much edit do you want ?
Max0r : Yes
yes + blowing up barrels every 5 seconds
1:50 the kind of gameplay runs I LOVE to watch!
XD
I always look forward to your videos! I haven't played BG yet, but I definitely want to now, especially after seeing the weird shit you've got going on.
Keep it up!
I am looking at your recommends and you can't stop me!
i thought i was listening things when i heard blue archive ost but it seems Max0r is a cultured sensei too
The one second of the Nikke item shop music @0:47 lmfao
Real talk, Karlach can tank virtually everything. I love her so much
"Wild Magic Sorcerers have a random chance to cast 1 spell of 100... if you install a mod that adds 80."
As someone who also loves modding games, that line made me burst into laughter xD
4:11 I fucking LOST IT!
It’s even more cursed than I thought… I love this good holy shit maxor
8:30 enigmatic encounter jumpscare was not expected but is loved
9:31 is the best part of the video. I've never actually heard max0r break character before.
Max never misses with his vids. Love you my guy!
@@neringalukoseviciute1787
It wouldn't be the same without him.
I love how you can hear maxor laugh a little bit after most of his sentences
Truly the most comprehensive review video I will have ever watched.
10:07 YEEEEAHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAXOR WAKAMO FAN LESSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Its been so long since ive laughed this hard and long, thank you maxor
i keep hearing banger music in these videos, like xenoblade 2 area musics, xenoblade x area musics, Nikke: Goddess of Victory tracks, Arknights music, and more. Max0r is smoking some great background track pack
12:25 I didn't think he'd make a jab at niji
watched the entire thing, am now watching on x0.5 to truly appreciate the genius
some of these captions tho. my man be paying wolves child support