Fair to say the zany sci-fi show, Red Dwarf, predicted smart appliances. They've leaned into it more in series from recent years, though, such as when the vending machines discover they're not part of the ship's evacuation plans and they stage a political coup. 😂
Don, I just discovered you a few month ago. You are amazingly funny. I really appreciate your humor. Thank you for making me happy! My happiness flowchart would include listening to your comedy!
I just saw you at the Toledo Funny Bone and it was hilarious! So glad that you were my first comedian I've ever seen in person, and this joke was great in person!
This is hilarious. I do flow charts in my head now, after using them for so many things after I was trained on them. Thought process maps as well. I can so relate to the complications that come along with a certain age. I've got the controls and the SOP's down, but the noise seems to be growing by the day and taking over the controls and the SOP's. SOS!
😅😅 I'm either crazy, sleep deprived, or crazy sleep deprived because I saw The video and the words on the board read to me at least, "we all go to therapy"...
I'm a master engineer in mechanics and evolved into mechatronics. You would think I have all the gadgets? Wrong! I work on a need based philosophy. Yes, I got much tech in my workplace. But only what I need to do my job. I UNDERSTAND technology. So in my leasure time I'm the least technological compared to my friends. Why? Because I ask why and contemplate whenever there is a new gadget in town. OK, I have a smart phome. But I don't need the fanciest one unless it's required at work (which it never is). They sell these new gadgets or toys (which should be more accurate) all the time. If you are in on that wagon you can never be satisfied because there is always a new model or a new gadget you 'need'.
As a teenager I just wanted to be left alone. I wanted to do my homework as quickly as I could, assignments completed a week or two ahead of time. Then I could read read read! Until the internet came along in 1995, then I could look at horse racing pedigrees for hours, then go back to reading lol Parents interfered by saying go outside and play. Roller skate, ride bike, swing, then back to reading. Ahhhh.... the less complicated times.....
You almost had it there by adding the dog to the flowchart. You just messed up the interconnects a bit. It should go: Dog? n->unhappy, y->happy. It's that simple. They truly are amazing. Dogs should be on blue prescriptions, which cuts out a lot of fuzz as you can put the allergy meds on the same one and you're covered.
As an INTJ, I should make a Happiness Flowchart, seriously. But I unironically would slack off on it because (1) It forces me to engage with the Social Underlying Values of my Existence as a Human which then would make me ponder about other humans and their values and (2) I will likely reach a conclusion like himself anyways... so inevitably, should I bother? LMAO But (3) Maybe if I can get between 60 - 80% of the Happiness Flowchart of my own overall desires then maybe things aren't as bad as I thought? But what if they are? (4) I should probably do something more important than this.
This is why ALL CEOs of companies and high ranking officials should be engineers. What a world we would have. BTW I am not one - IT does not count as engineering.
If the smart appliances want to do what *I* tell them to, I’ll consider it. If they want to tell *ME* what to do, no sale. If, like the internet, my laptop and the programs on it, they figure *THEY* can decide what I want, and do it for me without even asking....I’d rather have them pull a Terminator and just wipe me out.
"Everything is going to be talking, and it's not going to be good" 😂
Did anybody else spot Don's 'binary high five' at the end ?
Love this guy!
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I love this guy and I love his flowcharts. He’s spot on and very entertaining.
I dealing with a lot of pain today. Your comedy helps me forget it a little.
The sun look to you, above the sky. ❤
Here's to hoping I make it long enough to enjoy the simplicity of eating, sleeping and pooping again 👴
You will make it to be back in diapers before long and a nursing home guaranteed!
I mean, I'm 28, and I feel like I'm already back at that stage, it's great!
But not at the same time.😂
Comedy genius -- I love this guy!
Thank you.
I laugh the hardest and constantly watching your work. God bless you.
Certainly original. Definitely ingenious. Absolutely funny.
My dad is 94. He is absolutely right. food-sleep-poop That's all it takes
I love Don! He kicks ass in a whole new way. Very relatable.
Fair to say the zany sci-fi show, Red Dwarf, predicted smart appliances. They've leaned into it more in series from recent years, though, such as when the vending machines discover they're not part of the ship's evacuation plans and they stage a political coup. 😂
I am not surprised at that standing ovation. Great stuff. Go Don!
Best one yet!
BRILLIANT!!😂
Very funny and accurate Mr. McMillan great job. 👏
So that's why they say "Happiness flows".
flows away...
You know what makes me happy? Don McMillan! Thanks for the laughs from a fellow EE.
Brilliant, as usual!
So outstanding!!!!
And soooooo funny!!!!!!
Thank you 😂😂😂😂
Don, I just discovered you a few month ago. You are amazingly funny. I really appreciate your humor. Thank you for making me happy! My happiness flowchart would include listening to your comedy!
I just saw you at the Toledo Funny Bone and it was hilarious! So glad that you were my first comedian I've ever seen in person, and this joke was great in person!
Brilliant!
This is hilarious. I do flow charts in my head now, after using them for so many things after I was trained on them. Thought process maps as well. I can so relate to the complications that come along with a certain age. I've got the controls and the SOP's down, but the noise seems to be growing by the day and taking over the controls and the SOP's. SOS!
Once they poop, they want a clean, dry diaper to start the cycle over again. Where did I put that clothespin?
Check baby's mouth! Quick! Oh, wait... it's on your nose, silly!
Underrated
most brilliant comedian i've ever seen
😅😅 I'm either crazy, sleep deprived, or crazy sleep deprived because I saw The video and the words on the board read to me at least, "we all go to therapy"...
In the end what we all really need is to know and be known by Jesus. ☺
Priceless!!
LOL - Made me HAPPY!!!
Yes he deserves a standing ovation, for telling the obvious using flowchart.
the confidence to put thanks for laughing at the end before the show, just imagine if no one laughed
Smart stuff... You get in the elevator and it says "are you the guy that smacked the Blu-Ray player?"
"I would love to tell you that, but I just remembered I left something in my office"
Der Mann ist guuuuuuut ! 🙂
I'm a master engineer in mechanics and evolved into mechatronics. You would think I have all the gadgets? Wrong! I work on a need based philosophy. Yes, I got much tech in my workplace. But only what I need to do my job. I UNDERSTAND technology. So in my leasure time I'm the least technological compared to my friends. Why? Because I ask why and contemplate whenever there is a new gadget in town.
OK, I have a smart phome. But I don't need the fanciest one unless it's required at work (which it never is).
They sell these new gadgets or toys (which should be more accurate) all the time. If you are in on that wagon you can never be satisfied because there is always a new model or a new gadget you 'need'.
So true.
Personally I get very tired of all the new this and updated that.
A funny man. Nuff said.👍👍 🙂🙂
One thing that makea a teen happy is don mcmiller
Me - Mom, I want to see Milan.
Mom - We have Millan at home.
great comedy, nice credit song
My goat
The fridge talking to the scale sounds like something coming out soon
I saw the punchline coming from a mile away, but it was still fun and funny.
Always clever always funny :)
You're going to be at my local funny bone in November! My bf lost his job recently so I doubt I'll get to see your show. But your stuff is great!
There is some truth to his flow charts.
As a teenager I just wanted to be left alone. I wanted to do my homework as quickly as I could, assignments completed a week or two ahead of time. Then I could read read read! Until the internet came along in 1995, then I could look at horse racing pedigrees for hours, then go back to reading lol Parents interfered by saying go outside and play. Roller skate, ride bike, swing, then back to reading. Ahhhh.... the less complicated times.....
Lol that was funny
Very clever
Can't wait till he start talking about AI.
A life lesson in comedy, brilliant
You almost had it there by adding the dog to the flowchart.
You just messed up the interconnects a bit. It should go: Dog? n->unhappy, y->happy.
It's that simple. They truly are amazing. Dogs should be on blue prescriptions, which cuts out a lot of fuzz as you can put the allergy meds on the same one and you're covered.
The smart machines are not smart…We gotta buy them…
Facts
I'm not an engineer, and I think this way.
As an INTJ, I should make a Happiness Flowchart, seriously. But I unironically would slack off on it because (1) It forces me to engage with the Social Underlying Values of my Existence as a Human which then would make me ponder about other humans and their values and (2) I will likely reach a conclusion like himself anyways... so inevitably, should I bother? LMAO But (3) Maybe if I can get between 60 - 80% of the Happiness Flowchart of my own overall desires then maybe things aren't as bad as I thought? But what if they are? (4) I should probably do something more important than this.
This is why ALL CEOs of companies and high ranking officials should be engineers. What a world we would have. BTW I am not one - IT does not count as engineering.
It doesn’t take 90 I’m already there at 70
If the smart appliances want to do what *I* tell them to, I’ll consider it. If they want to tell *ME* what to do, no sale. If, like the internet, my laptop and the programs on it, they figure *THEY* can decide what I want, and do it for me without even asking....I’d rather have them pull a Terminator and just wipe me out.
I had kicked out that wife years ago and be happy from then
So true,
Biden and Trump are both really close to simple happiness o)
and they R not happy about it 🤣
Is that stand special to buy somewhere?
The Smart Thing would be not to get the SmartThings😳⁉️😜✌️
This flowchart isn't very accurate considering you can easily be happy with an unhappy son if you're incredibly spiteful.
I would hate to see a teenage girl's flow chart 🙄
Comedie is tough, but not for him.