What he said about Highly-Paid Security Consultant is true. Back in the late 1970s, we'd play Star Trek on the terminals in the Physics department. One day, two guys from Navy and one from the FBI came and arrested on of the students for hacking. He never came back because he was convicted and then became a highly paid security consultant for the Navy.
Well, if it was the 1970s he probably didn't get arrested for a security breach but simply because he stole that precious computing time while playing Colossal Cave Adventure on punchcards. 😂 Edit: Oh, Star Trek is even older. I didn't know that. Must have been a ton of fun back then.
He just watched Catch Me If You Can and changed the plot slightly. The exception is that the movie is based on a real person and the other is fiction. I’m sure hacking in some form existed in the 70s, but it’s not like everyone was connected to the internet. Computers were also not nearly the same and data storage was different. If this story was even remotely true, he would more likely have been arrested for theft or trespassing on government property because remote access would have been near impossible with technology at the time.
I know I’m like two years late, but tbh a lot if not most of his bits were not original. The Facebook proof is adapted from a Women= time x money proof.
I discovered Don McMillan about 20 years ago on a NERD channel on DirecTv. He was hysterical then. Just saw him on AGT this week & was thrilled to see him! He's still hysterically funny now. I hope he wins the finale show!!!
I still have tears from laughing so hard! Don is living proof that something does NOT need to be ‘crude’ to be funny. His props are simple and SO funny! Thanks, DON. 😂🤣😍
My goodness, this was hilarious! Thank you for being a funny Nerd we can all add a bit of joy with your bit. I look forward to seeing more of your work. Instant Sub
The best part about the shopping trip is that at 7:40 you can see, the red line never actually leaves the mall. It terminates right before it would have reached the gap.
I first saw Don's show on DryBar, A year or so ago, and loved it!! So glad to find him again. His graphs and his delivery are hilarious! Bravo, more, more!👏💐💗🙋😆
Didn't know there was a gap in the comedy world, till you came along and fixed it! Love watching you. Amazing talent! If I had a big company (which I don't) and I needed someone to liven things up a bit, I'd hire you. I'm sure you find twenty appropriate things at our place to make us laugh about. Comedy as a cure :)
Beautiful! First intersection I started looking at after "nerd" was placed in the middle was "socially awkward" ∩ "obsession". I was on _tenterhooks_ waiting for the reveal there ... wasn't quite sure what was going in there, but, expected amusement and something fitting enough. Delivered++. _(Seems kinda obvious, after reveal. But, obviously wasn't actually obvious - didn't guess that. Hence - perfectly fitting, and amusing. Has my own 'nerding' squeezed every ounce of humor out yet, or shall I continue...)_ 😄
After watching a number of the videos, I have come to the conclusion that comedy is a great way to lose weight. It’s true. By the end of each video I find myself out of breath with my heart just thumping away like I ran a race.
What he said about Highly-Paid Security Consultant is true. Back in the late 1970s, we'd play Star Trek on the terminals in the Physics department. One day, two guys from Navy and one from the FBI came and arrested on of the students for hacking. He never came back because he was convicted and then became a highly paid security consultant for the Navy.
Well, if it was the 1970s he probably didn't get arrested for a security breach but simply because he stole that precious computing time while playing Colossal Cave Adventure on punchcards. 😂 Edit: Oh, Star Trek is even older. I didn't know that. Must have been a ton of fun back then.
Yes an FBI guy + navy guys totally arrested a student for hacking, after which he became rich 🌚
He just watched Catch Me If You Can and changed the plot slightly. The exception is that the movie is based on a real person and the other is fiction. I’m sure hacking in some form existed in the 70s, but it’s not like everyone was connected to the internet. Computers were also not nearly the same and data storage was different. If this story was even remotely true, he would more likely have been arrested for theft or trespassing on government property because remote access would have been near impossible with technology at the time.
@@georgen5882 Just about every significant part of the catch me if you can story was a lie from the guy who wrote it too.
Cool story bro
Dude, the "money is the root of evil" being literally translated, and then the continued logic works really well and really got me 😂
That joke is so very old. The usual construction starts with women = time * money.
@@Ryvaken Consequently, Facebook = Women. Go figure.
"The essence of human life is CHEAPER THAN PRINTER INK!!" 😂
You just need a dark crystal and some gelflings to bottle essence.
he who controls the printer ink controls the world!
the ink must flow!
Most original comedy set I've seen in a long time. Very, funny and will share this!
I know I’m like two years late, but tbh a lot if not most of his bits were not original. The Facebook proof is adapted from a Women= time x money proof.
Yep, same with the shopping routes. Seen that ages ago.
Respect for being genuinely funny, unique and smart
I discovered Don McMillan about 20 years ago on a NERD channel on DirecTv. He was hysterical then. Just saw him on AGT this week & was thrilled to see him! He's still hysterically funny now. I hope he wins the finale show!!!
I want this humor to be popular again.
So much better than all todays crap
Bro. Just jokes. No agenda. Nothing more. Just fun awesome jokes.
like, subscribe and share :)
I still have tears from laughing so hard! Don is living proof that something does NOT need to be ‘crude’ to be funny. His props are simple and SO funny! Thanks, DON. 😂🤣😍
Exactly. Clean comedians are hard to find. Clean female comedians are impossible to find. All they do is talk about sex and their vaginas
The only crude thing in this video is the oil on that graph
Few successful stand-ups "need" to be crude.
I’ve never heard anybody say that humor has to be ‘crude’ to be funny.
But it IS a fact that something can BE crude and still be funny.
Get a clue.
Literally the first comic causing me to repeated belly-laugh in 3-4 years.
The best comedians are always intelligent.
He needs his own Netflix show. His bits are so unique and funny to smart people
He needs to just sell it to them,
Yet, you’re here and still apparently enjoyed it. So must be funny for dumb people to.
He's even funny to me and I'm stupid
Gosh, he is so hilariously funny. That FB proof was utterly brilliant.
Who would have ever thought a power point presentation would be so funny.
three cartridges: A, B and O
that was smartly funny
My goodness, this was hilarious! Thank you for being a funny Nerd we can all add a bit of joy with your bit. I look forward to seeing more of your work. Instant Sub
Not a single foul word, just plain and simple humour. Very clever😂
Loved it. The mall shopping was great, the path to security expert was great ... thanks!
Just saw him on AGT and thought he was hilarious. So did a search and found this. I hope he goes far on AGT.
That's exactly what I did, too!! I hope he goes on tour. Casinos? I'd love to see him!!
Hilarious! Technology can be used to highlight the differences between the sexes.
He is coming to the improv next month near me. I can’t wait to see him live!!
He turns the USB joke into a thankful for USB C joke xD. That's awesome
Found this guy on Dry Bar! He’s SO FUNNY! 😂 omg! I’m a nerd too, and I just love this.
I saw Don at a conference of mostly engineers earlier this year and he was hilarious. Yes, engineers do have a sense of humor!
Engineers are nerds with some socialization skills. Mathematicians on the other hand ...
Exactly why you are my new favorite comedian. Truth, friend.
Found you from Dry Comedy Bar, love your sense of humor and delivery. LOVE the charts and presentations!
The best part about the shopping trip is that at 7:40 you can see, the red line never actually leaves the mall. It terminates right before it would have reached the gap.
Nah she does she just goes in an exact reverse order, lol!!!!
Greatest man in comedy. As an engineer, i quote you all the time.
I loved the lady laughing loudly in the background! 😂
This to me is the single most funniest video on TH-cam 😂
"Honey, you are so hot right now" that killed me 💀 (and he's not wrong)
Funniest comedian I have seen in a long time!
You and John (?) Austin are the funniest guys alive. Thank you.
This is hysterical! Printer ink costs more than blood! So clever. Turned on by math.
The fb proof is totally factual and correct. Loved it and laughed my tush off!
Saw Don for the first time on AGT. Where has he been hiding!!!! OMG so funny!!!
I first saw Don's show on DryBar, A year or so ago, and loved it!! So glad to find him again. His graphs and his delivery are hilarious! Bravo, more, more!👏💐💗🙋😆
Great compilation of your great jokes.
Thanks for the great laughs. All charts were fun but I especially enjoyed the one on printer ink! So TRUE!
Hilarious. I watched it five times in a row. Flawless logic.
I've heard this set a few times and it gets me every time! So funny!
I finally understand algebra thanks to your Facebook graph. Thanks Don! ~ Forever math-challeged
Don! You rock. Thank you for the laughs. Jesus bless!
He is good, but where does he stand on the Jesus thing?
As a nerdy Engineer, I think I can guess that he's nor feeling bessed
@@JakobusVdLWE ALL BELIEVE IN JESUS DEEP DOWN
@@matthewlepak2878 deep down, you know that is not true.
By the way, your caps lock is stuck on.
He is absolutely fantastic.
First saw Don at a corporate conference twenty years ago. I forgot how funny he is. Thanks for the laffs!
Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh out loud today. I needed that.
Watching this now cuz it’s being shared on IG. Absolutely brilliant humor
Fantastic Don, I loved this.
I just died over and over. Best comedian of 2019
Have shared this with dozens of other folks. They all love it and laugh out loud!
This channel is way underrated you deserve more bro 😂
I laughed a lot! Thanks ! Waiting for your presentation about Instagram or Tim Tok!
That facebook eqation was one of the best things i've seen
One of the funniest routines I've ever seen. Laughed my butt off!
Hey, now he's a weight loss coach! 🤣
Simply amazing , you made my day, thx for your gift .
Loved it! Science, math, social media = GREAT!
On point 💥💯
Ink is worth more than blood?
It always felt like that for sure😅
this is marvellous. good job sir!
Love this guy.
I’m cracking up uncontrollably!!
I love this guy!
Didn't know there was a gap in the comedy world, till you came along and fixed it!
Love watching you. Amazing talent! If I had a big company (which I don't) and I needed someone to liven things up a bit, I'd hire you. I'm sure you find twenty appropriate things at our place to make us laugh about. Comedy as a cure :)
Clean humor! 😂
This video needs a warning on it because you aren't prepared to laugh as hard as you do! Great stuff!
Awesome sense of humor!
"Therefore Facebook = Evil".
That's my kind of Nerd right there!
Beautiful!
First intersection I started looking at after "nerd" was placed in the middle was "socially awkward" ∩ "obsession". I was on _tenterhooks_ waiting for the reveal there ... wasn't quite sure what was going in there, but, expected amusement and something fitting enough.
Delivered++.
_(Seems kinda obvious, after reveal. But, obviously wasn't actually obvious - didn't guess that. Hence - perfectly fitting, and amusing. Has my own 'nerding' squeezed every ounce of humor out yet, or shall I continue...)_ 😄
That isht actually made me laugh out loud, several times! (Usually the most reaction I have to comics is to only smile inwardly!)
Very funny wisdom spot on observations regarding the absurdity of contemporary life
Great stuff!!! More, please!!!
The powerpoint master (along with Dave Gorman, of course!) :)
The last one is key. Great stand up comedy
I love it. I am not sure what I should be striving for as a target on the the venn diagram.
That is so clean... No need for green jokes absolutely awesome
Love the pure math and pure comedy❤
Hysterical especially Network Security Expert Career path and the Facebook Proof!
6:00 I divided my weekly grocery excel list into zones to optimize my route Inside walmart...glad to hear I am not alone
There are people who donkt do this?
This man is a funny tech legend!
After watching a number of the videos, I have come to the conclusion that comedy is a great way to lose weight.
It’s true.
By the end of each video I find myself out of breath with my heart just thumping away like I ran a race.
If I hadn't deleted my Facebook account, I would have shared this video in FB.
Very original comedian. This dude rules. PowerPoint stand up comedy is a genius idea.
Hilarious.
This entire bit was practically stolen so i have no idea why you think he is original?
@@Jeppelelle yeah the Facebook proof was just blatantly ripped from the women = time x money joke with no changes beyond the left hand side.
Incredibly accurate!
Really funny Don!!!! Loved it!
One of the funniest I have seen in months.
Best selection of Dan’s jokes
Very well done! Very smart guy..
I am hanging that Venn in my cube. That is hilarious
As soon as he mentioned using blood for ink, I practically died laughing. That was one of the the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time
I laughed my till it hurt!! WELL Done!!
The shopping bit is definitely true of my mother as well.
it was really funny
thanks for that ^^
This guy is great!
Would love to see you here in Michigan! Your comedy is brilliant.
Always confused about whether I was a Nerd or a Geek. thanks for the clarification.
Omgggggggg …. Love this ❤❤❤
HILARIOUS!!!
My Goodness, this is the funniest presentation I have attended... LOL LOL
Love him:) Fabulous ❤
This guy's hilarious!!! :-)
Excellent ... loved the Venn diagram ...
I love this smart comedy!
I love this guy!😂💓💓💓
I saw the Nerd part on a different channel and wanted to see more!!! glad I came here!!! have you considered coming to europe on tour?
Hahaaaahh Don Macmillan where have you been? Saw your stuff for first time this morning, I'm laughing my arse off, thank you :-D