It's great to see new material especially since it deals with Physics, the subject I taught for thirty-three years. He proves that it isn't necessary to spew profanities to get laughs.
Zeno's paradox applies to the toothpaste tube. You can get half of the remaining toothpaste today, then half of what's still there the next day, and so on.
I'm not familiar with Zeno's paradox, but it sounds like you're saying toothpaste has a half life of 24 hours, therefore the date the tube was opened could be calculated by how much paste is left in the tube.
@@Butterflee13 Zenoo's paradox, better said one of them since there are more (but all have the same flavour) goes like this: Question: How do you walk from A to B? Answer: you walk from A to a point in the middle of A-B, lets call it C and then from C to B. So how to you walk from A to C? Same idea: You walk from A to a point in the middle of A-C, lets call it D. So how do you walk from A to D? Same idea: you walk from A to a point in the middle of A-D, lets call it E. So how do you .... See, you can play this game infinitely often and thus will never reach B. The conclusion is: motion is not possible at all. Obviously there is something wrong with this derivation. But the mathematicians of his time could not tell what, they did not have the mathematical tools necessary to show what is wrong (wrong in the mathematical sense, this is all about mathematics or logic). Another famous paradox is the one about Achilles and the Turtle and how they did a sprint race. Achilles was a fast runner while the turtle, well, it is a turtle. Because Achilles was also fair he gave the turtle a lead. The starting gun blew and Achilles sprinted to the position the turtle has started. But in the meantime the turtle also has gained some way. Achilles sprinted this distance also. But since he needed some time, the turtle again managed some distance. Achilles passed that distance, but in the meantime ....... Conclusion: Achilles will not be able to take over the lead. Cause every time he manages the last distance done by the turtle, the turtle will also do some more distance. You see, all those paradoxes have more or less the same idea: They all turn around taking a process to infinitely many repeats and logically deduct that something is not possible. In a mathematical sense they are all series. Infinite series to be precise. The mathematical toolkit needed to break those paradoxes is the insight, that infinite series can indeed have a finite limit.
There is a theory which states that if ever someone understands the Law of Emotion, it will be replaced by an even more unintelligible Law. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
My excuse? Life is based on carbon, a known proton trap... My body has simply been trapping more and more protons year after year... They do nothing, but they do accumulate...
Anyone wanting to steal this can, I give it up freely: "Madam, the world does Not revolve around you! However, with enough distance, it could." -Me 1974
The gravity law works when the size difference is money ! When you have a lot of money, people with not so much are drawn to you like metal to a magnet !
"I decided that I would pull out my... Fu bu flul- Physics! Physics was my thing." Your thing. Pull out your... Physics thing. Ah huh. That didn't sound suspicious at all.
Quite funny. But joking aside:”The Final Theory: Rethinking Our Scientific Legacy “, Mark McCutcheon for proper physics including the CAUSE of gravity, electricity, magnetism, light and well..... everything. ALL Standard Theory /Model was replaced by Expansion Theory in 2002.
There is also conservation of matter. This is made more complex by special relativity that shows that energy can turn into mass and mass into energy. Further, conservation of angular momentum and conservation of momentum, both also depend upon conservation of mass.
"Very small reaction. Now let's flip it around."
Oh NO 😂
It's great to see new material especially since it deals with Physics, the subject I taught for thirty-three years. He proves that it isn't necessary to spew profanities to get laughs.
👍🏻 Yes. As an analytical research chemist I’m thrilled to have this comedy out there to experience 😊
"Caught in their gravitational force". Yep. That must be it!
*cringe* lolol
Was pretty funny ngl, especially if you know a couple like that
Zeno's paradox applies to the toothpaste tube. You can get half of the remaining toothpaste today, then half of what's still there the next day, and so on.
I'm not familiar with Zeno's paradox, but it sounds like you're saying toothpaste has a half life of 24 hours, therefore the date the tube was opened could be calculated by how much paste is left in the tube.
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Zenoo's paradox, better said one of them since there are more (but all have the same flavour) goes like this:
Question: How do you walk from A to B?
Answer: you walk from A to a point in the middle of A-B, lets call it C and then from C to B.
So how to you walk from A to C?
Same idea: You walk from A to a point in the middle of A-C, lets call it D.
So how do you walk from A to D?
Same idea: you walk from A to a point in the middle of A-D, lets call it E.
So how do you ....
See, you can play this game infinitely often and thus will never reach B. The conclusion is: motion is not possible at all.
Obviously there is something wrong with this derivation. But the mathematicians of his time could not tell what, they did not have the mathematical tools necessary to show what is wrong (wrong in the mathematical sense, this is all about mathematics or logic).
Another famous paradox is the one about Achilles and the Turtle and how they did a sprint race.
Achilles was a fast runner while the turtle, well, it is a turtle.
Because Achilles was also fair he gave the turtle a lead. The starting gun blew and Achilles sprinted to the position the turtle has started. But in the meantime the turtle also has gained some way. Achilles sprinted this distance also. But since he needed some time, the turtle again managed some distance. Achilles passed that distance, but in the meantime .......
Conclusion: Achilles will not be able to take over the lead. Cause every time he manages the last distance done by the turtle, the turtle will also do some more distance.
You see, all those paradoxes have more or less the same idea: They all turn around taking a process to infinitely many repeats and logically deduct that something is not possible. In a mathematical sense they are all series. Infinite series to be precise. The mathematical toolkit needed to break those paradoxes is the insight, that infinite series can indeed have a finite limit.
Is this the one you use to save gas at stoplights? Keep decelerating halfway until you get to it, you don't have to stop.
When applied to relationships, the Law of Motion becomes the Law of Emotion.
Or E-motion if you have an online relationship
@@brandonvillamizar1216 or an electric car
There is a theory which states that if ever someone understands the Law of Emotion, it will be replaced by an even more unintelligible Law. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
The gravitational bit, frigging GOLD! 😂😅
So loving the humor used to teach and communicate.
He reinvented "yo mamma" jokes xD
Did he fr? Is that what he meant at the end?
No he didn't. "Yo momma " jokes are ignorant low class insults while these are as far from that trash as one can get.
@@Bosnian.Spartan Highly unlikely. Just said it because it it was funny.
@@wayneyadams no, Milobi's "joke" is more trash
That toothpaste thing just happened with me. I called it my Hanukkah toothpaste.
My excuse? Life is based on carbon, a known proton trap... My body has simply been trapping more and more protons year after year... They do nothing, but they do accumulate...
Gentle Sir,
Thank you
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Your PowerPoints always crack me up
Thank you
From NY
Started out as Physics major, but found out I had no sense of timing to be a comedian. So, became a Chemist and was able to make a good living.
Genius! 😂
Anyone wanting to steal this can, I give it up freely: "Madam, the world does Not revolve around you! However, with enough distance, it could." -Me 1974
Did you know that cats have proved the earth is not flat?
If it was, cats would have pushed everything off the edge!
This is so clever! hahaha!
Don needs a Netflix special...
It is not gravity but gravy!
Ok ly after u take *it* out
Love this material!
Relationships are not governed by laws of motion, but by laws of emotion.
I took about 20 credits worth of physics back in my college days. You could have saved me a lot of time.
Hilarious as always!!
2:25 laughed so hard i got saliva running down the wrong tube
The gravity law works when the size difference is money ! When you have a lot of money, people with not so much are drawn to you like metal to a magnet !
very good
I sometimes think that I have my own gravitational pull... and not in a good way either. :)
Best example for the law of gravity is Vernon and Petunia Dursley.
Optics: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
New meaning for an orbiter
Newtons gravity anomaly in relationships... I died laughing!!!
3:39 is it love or is it law?
"I decided that I would pull out my... Fu bu flul- Physics! Physics was my thing."
Your thing. Pull out your... Physics thing. Ah huh. That didn't sound suspicious at all.
No matter how rich and powerful you are, you cannot bribe the laws of physics.
If only Climate Crisis Deniers would understand this...
I drop things and say Damn physics. I miss throwing something into the garbage can: Damn physics. I say that a lot these days.
There's a difference between the law of motion and the law of emotion.
😂😂😂
Quite funny. But joking aside:”The Final Theory: Rethinking Our Scientific Legacy “, Mark McCutcheon for proper physics including the CAUSE of gravity, electricity, magnetism, light and well..... everything. ALL Standard Theory /Model was replaced by Expansion Theory in 2002.
Living by the kaws of physics. Do we have a choice?
lols
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I wonder if he is familiar with the principle of least action
For each male action, there's an equal and opposite female overreaction.
It's not "matter", it's energy cannot be created or destroyed.
There is also conservation of matter. This is made more complex by special relativity that shows that energy can turn into mass and mass into energy. Further, conservation of angular momentum and conservation of momentum, both also depend upon conservation of mass.
very small reaction ... from the audience
I had kicked out that Laura decades ago
I am fine with the "LAWS OF PHYSICS". Its the THEORIES that are BS!
Actually, mass does equil attraction. More people like me now that I am fat 🦛than anyone did in high school when I was skinny 🦩
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