Best of the Worst: Plinketto #5

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  • @Meinfuhrerhoffman
    @Meinfuhrerhoffman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    I wonder if Mike bought that Katana after watching ‘surviving edged weapons’ for his inevitable stand off with the Milwaukee police force.

    • @anthonyforte1513
      @anthonyforte1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You got me doubled over with that

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Mike yearns for mastery of the blade.

    • @freezypopRS
      @freezypopRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "hold on i gotta go get my gat. Stand back coppers I'm packing heat"

    • @generalsherman75
      @generalsherman75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No he's just a weeb.

  • @zacharywhite5631
    @zacharywhite5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "Do you remember when you could set outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers?
    ...
    "Dollar 59."

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      One of those bizzare yet mundane lines that kinda just sticks with you

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “You know I’m workin for the feds, Tone… anyway, three dollas a pound”

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    The old lady who works at a general store talking about murder, grocery prices and mosquitoes in exactly the same tone for the whole time is the most realistic part of the movie

    • @Poppenheimer69
      @Poppenheimer69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Tru, I have a coworker like that and she is equally excited when sharing stories about her grandson and talking about executing pedophiles and their families.

    • @andrewrobinson1634
      @andrewrobinson1634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      She's like a side character in No Country for Old Men

    • @governorboltz
      @governorboltz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fuckin' mosquitoes. They're a menace!

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I too equate grocery prices with murder and mosquitoes.

    • @mousasha-
      @mousasha- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewrobinson1634holy shit you're right lol

  • @Whitebeardcrewmate
    @Whitebeardcrewmate 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    The main killer/rape victim in Nail Gun Massacre was my speech teacher in college!!! She's incredibly sweet and fondly talks about the movie. Even includes it in her "two truths and a lie" ice-breaker on the first day of class

    • @ManFromTheFizz
      @ManFromTheFizz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait what?
      In a movie like that how come?

    • @ManFromTheFizz
      @ManFromTheFizz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think it is interesting that back then it was so much easier for people to distinguish fiction from reality.
      At the very least she didn't take any of it personally and had the maturity and self awareness that it's fake.

    • @ChefBlend
      @ChefBlend 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ManFromTheFizzA movie being fake?! That’s ABSURD!

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spoiler Alert‼️

  • @WaifuDiver
    @WaifuDiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    I'll have my cake and Deathstalker 2.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@superdooper50 , oh god quick, someone suck the title venom out

    • @kidknickers
      @kidknickers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Um, “too.”

    • @FezTheSpaceBiker
      @FezTheSpaceBiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mike is a pretty good comedian and Deathstalker 2.

    • @KyleDevy
      @KyleDevy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice one

    • @dboluvscinema3968
      @dboluvscinema3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ACTUALLY . . .the director's cut of Deathstalker 2 has a different line= "I'll have my Juicy Shaq Meat & Deathstalker Too!!!"

  • @christopherparks6433
    @christopherparks6433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I've been waiting four and a half years to watch a plinketto with Deathstalker 3; even Betty White couldn't be bothered to wait this long.

  • @NameNotAlreadyTaken2
    @NameNotAlreadyTaken2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    the gag at the beginning where Jack slowly sinks behind the board unsure what he did wrong gets me every time

  • @DinosaurFan88
    @DinosaurFan88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Apparently, the old lady cashier in Nail Gun Massacre was the director's grandmother and also the owner of that grocery store she was in.

    • @zackzack5313
      @zackzack5313 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😀😃😄😁😆😅😂👿

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When, is ther a timestampl. Or maybe a link.
      Please help.

    • @tatoba5066
      @tatoba5066 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@steveharvey21028:39

    • @royalcrumble2384
      @royalcrumble2384 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Gramma, wanna be in my movie? It's called Nail Gun Massacre, and it's about a lady who gets revenge for being gangraped!"

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@royalcrumble2384Rich Evans' grandma would have done it.

  • @exonerative
    @exonerative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    They made fun of Princess Warrior for the chroma key, but had flickering in transitions and had to reupload! Hacks!

    • @exonerative
      @exonerative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Jack really did drop the ball.

    • @bk138gt6
      @bk138gt6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      exonerative i thought the glitches were intentional to make fun of that hahaha

    • @arcphlorhne
      @arcphlorhne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exonerative
      mike edited it though

    • @zerotakis
      @zerotakis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frauds!

    • @harshael
      @harshael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No, the irony is Mike. He's very sarcastic.

  • @peabodysquander5234
    @peabodysquander5234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    My boy Rich think he slick with that pillow on his lap

  • @Dostwyn
    @Dostwyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    That CGI Rich Evans looks so uncanny, it's horrible! What were they thinking?!

    • @WomenRespecter9000
      @WomenRespecter9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      30 million dollars to digitally edit in Rich Evans.

    • @cesartapia610
      @cesartapia610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit. These movies are terrible!" - (Ed Wood)

    • @JTProud
      @JTProud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It looks so lifeless and creepy... it's perfect!

    • @MightyPoggers
      @MightyPoggers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They also digitally de-alcohlic-ed mike! It’s almost unwatchable.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅

  • @exciteddemonstrator9150
    @exciteddemonstrator9150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    17:31 Jack ghoulishly running away into the darkness might be the most horrifying thing I’ve seen on a TH-cam video.

    • @fb2556
      @fb2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Jack is a nosferatu. Nothing anyone can say will prove me wrong.

  • @GCMPJLRMYLIFE
    @GCMPJLRMYLIFE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Mike with a katana is way too OP. And killing Rich Evans off screen? The Redlettermedia expanded universe is getting ridiculous

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pretty sure Jack is the strongest with a Katana. If he’s in a blood fugue, that is.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They're clearly rushing to catch up with Marvel.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Samurai Stoklasa is Mike's most powerful form

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bet they borrowed it from Len Kabasinski

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope they borrowed from Len! That guy rocks!
      Cheers from Canada

  • @ThisOldGeek
    @ThisOldGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    It's a shame no one noticed Jay's brilliant pun: "Just a pinch of assault"

    • @jardelelias5625
      @jardelelias5625 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      36:54 The editor (Mike) did, for sure. He even added the little salt on the table.

    • @ThisOldGeek
      @ThisOldGeek ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jardelelias5625 well sure, after the fact!

  • @ChristyOFaghan
    @ChristyOFaghan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I LIKED THE GLITCHES YOU HACKS
    made me feel like i was watching VHS

    • @StephenParlow
      @StephenParlow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Christy O'Faghan made me feel like it was a jab at warrior princess

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The glitches were happening while they were discussing the failed editing on Princess Warrior, I thought Mike was doing a meta joke...

    • @RetroSmiles
      @RetroSmiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mylo Delarus I thought so too

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I'm surprised everyone was so down on "Deathstalker II." It looked a lot more light-hearted and charming than the other two films they watched, as well as the first Deathstalker.

    • @kuvaytcev
      @kuvaytcev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I watched both and they legitimately kinda good

    • @kuvaytcev
      @kuvaytcev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nail Gun Massacre, on the other hand, is the worst movie ever

    • @chandara_kumar
      @chandara_kumar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think because it's full of RAPE

    • @pinkimietz3243
      @pinkimietz3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Light-hearted and charming rapes! Please date me.

    • @loganjorgensen
      @loganjorgensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@pinkimietz3243 Well it's like all the fun that is DS2 is being held back by their low opinion of DS1 which has a completely different tone. As a fan of the films DS2-DS4 I pretty much ignore DS1 since it's a very forgettable beginning and not worth the fixation RLM has for it. Rare but some movie sequels are better than the original Egs. FX2, Short Circuit 2, Shrek 2.

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    4:25 "Looks like a jacked Zaat"
    Jacked Zaat would eat no fat
    His wife would eat no lean
    Yet betwixt them both
    They robbed the drugstore clean

    • @johnrudy9404
      @johnrudy9404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ahhh, wealthy is the man who has
      seen the Blood Waters of Dr Z(Zaat)

  • @BLUEDELUCA
    @BLUEDELUCA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I saw SLITHIS in the theatre when I was a kid. Terrified me and I knew the McNamara bros. they had a kick boxing school in Toronto. This is a personal Plinketto episode.

    • @JimmyCaravan
      @JimmyCaravan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hail Slithis

    • @BLUEDELUCA
      @BLUEDELUCA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@notinspectorgadget I am so old I don't remember writing this but its all true...lol. only 46. not ancient.

    • @BLUEDELUCA
      @BLUEDELUCA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@notinspectorgadget wait, are you actually trolling my age right now? lol....you will get there soon my friend and someone will troll you for being an adult during Coronavirus.

    • @RameezKhanFilmCritic
      @RameezKhanFilmCritic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You'll love the ending of the latest BOTW.

  • @DanielHaut
    @DanielHaut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Deathstalker II is like a live-action adaptation of a Zelda CD-i game

  • @JohnMocny
    @JohnMocny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    I want to hear the rest of Jay’s story about why he needs to stop buying movies that was interrupted by the beginning of Nail Gun Massacre.

    • @CharIest0n
      @CharIest0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny Mocny timestamp?

    • @SxTxferlife
      @SxTxferlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Johnny Mocny im glad im not the only one who wants this as well.

    • @heheitor
      @heheitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@CharIest0n 19:45

    • @123mrblonde
      @123mrblonde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Late reply but I think he’s saying that it’s a waste of money because people just send them in the mail for free

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      46:12

  • @amattchronism
    @amattchronism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    "I had Parkinson's Disease, but Parkinson wanted it back." - Mike Stoklasa

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      In these politically correct times making jokes about Parkinsons disease puts you on real shaky ground mister!

    • @tzeege
      @tzeege 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1:08:05

    • @MajimaGoro8
      @MajimaGoro8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zetetick395 If you have to worry and base your words and decisions upon what others say, then you’re a follower.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@MajimaGoro8 I think the joke went over your head...

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@RepKyle95 Maybe he has a shaky grasp on the concept of sarcasm?

  • @ianm1462
    @ianm1462 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    34:12 - “I’ll have my revenge, and Deathstalker too”. This pun is honestly the perfect ‘so bad it’s good’ joke; it’s so unsubtle that no one else would have thought of it, much less put it in their movie. Hack writing brilliance.

  • @duel2k7
    @duel2k7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    The joke they should have done is Jack goes behind the board and someone else pops up to drop the ball

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I don't remember liking this comment roughly a year ago, but goddammit, this deserves more attention.

    • @MFSeaMen
      @MFSeaMen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You called a joke they used later. With Mac.

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      rich in a bald cap and glasses

    • @oliviercolletaz5841
      @oliviercolletaz5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      or just edit out the ball at the moment he drops it, say it's not working and have jay do it

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so, like, the obvious joke? And you want to be my latex salesman?

  • @Eric-n6n
    @Eric-n6n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    6 years later and still no deathstalker 3. :(

    • @FultonX
      @FultonX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Hack frauds

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't worry, it goes back to it's original roots and isn't worth watching.

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 I'd pity them if they got it. Then they'd have to avoid its even more ghastly sequel. Deathstalker 4 can only charitably be called a complete film.

  • @danteamoses3680
    @danteamoses3680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    23:07-23:25 Living in the south my whole life I have met this man. Not that actor but his whole being. His age, race, height, weight, posture, accent, inflection, general grumpiness and indeferince about life or death as long as it doesn't affect his own. It's so genuine! That has to be a random off the street or that's the best acting ever.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grew up in bumfuck Florida myself. Can definitely agree that nail gun massacre NAILS the south, so to speak.

  • @sarahb1862
    @sarahb1862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I never thought it could sound innocent for someone to ask if rape had happened yet, but Rich Evans pulls it off.

  • @PikeyScott
    @PikeyScott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I LOL'd @ 52:39 when she was holding her lightsaber by the handle AND the tip to block someone's strike.

  • @CoreyGIvey
    @CoreyGIvey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    All the effort that was put into Nail Gun Massacre is reflected in the tagline. 'It's cheaper than a chainsaw'!

  • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
    @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I know it's all a bit, but I was genuinely happy for Jack finally getting to drop the ball.

  • @FultonX
    @FultonX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "...a pinch of 'asSAuLT' " may be the greatest mini pun ever. Thanks Jay

  • @cameronmcisaac633
    @cameronmcisaac633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Somewhere out there Cheryl is just discovering RLM and just lost her shit.

  • @kylefax
    @kylefax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "The unsexiest nudity you'll ever see."
    **cut to a zoom-in of the couch with Rich looking disgusted in center frame**

  • @robertegblack
    @robertegblack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    1:00:13 Jay thinks "glew" is the past tense of glow

  • @mijnkatheeftooksnorharen2687
    @mijnkatheeftooksnorharen2687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    00:00:00 Lament for Rich Evans
    00:00:32 Plinketto's Selection
    00:05:10 Drop the Ball!
    00:18:56 Nail Gun Massacre: A Very Penetrating Story
    00:33:58 Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans
    00:47:11 Princess Warrior: They Fought for a Kingdom
    01:03:43 The Best of the Worst
    01:06:19 The Departure of the Princess Warrior
    01:07:26 End Credits

    • @cannedmeat
      @cannedmeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mijn Kat Heeft Ook Snorharen ur the best

  • @TheMilkman000
    @TheMilkman000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Jays disappointment with Jack might be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

  • @30Kur0
    @30Kur0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    It's been two years, and I still want them to do an episode of BOTW that's just all deathstalkers

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They’ve done a Nukie episode since then, so there’s still a chance

  • @bababanana20123
    @bababanana20123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Mike holding a Katana is one of the most powerful things I've ever seen in my life

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “It’ll do”….
      That genuinely scared the fuck outta me..

  • @neofoxboi
    @neofoxboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It's really enjoyable seeing Jay laugh at the weird side characters in Nail Gun Massacre. I'm honestly surprised he didn't reference the Egg Lady.

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    39:24 Did that man just say "5 years on the Genghis Khan strike force, and part time consultant to Atilla the Hun?" That bald dude is doing great for being 1000 years old.

  • @dungeonsanddobbers2683
    @dungeonsanddobbers2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Princess Warrior: When you want to make a porn movie, but no-one wants to do the "porn" part.

    • @dlaface7237
      @dlaface7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It’s so true this is a porn if the porn was edited out of it

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      +Dungeons and Dobbers
      Here in Germany this is actually a well-known Genre that runs after Midnight on several free TV Channels, so everyone can see them. Basically Movies with a lot of Sex but without actual Sex happening. The TV Program Magazine usually lists the Genre under the Movie Name as "Erotik-Film"
      And yes you also see Boobs since here in Germany showing Boobs isn't a big deal unlike in the USA. So having such Movies on Cable TV for free every Night is normal
      You can imagine what most of us secretely watched on TV when the Parents thought we were sleeping.
      This was in the 90s Years before the Internet established itself and Free Porn became a Thing.
      Yet, those "Erotik-Films" still run in the same Number on several German TV Channels after Midnight to this Day, so i guess there must be still People who watch these for one Reason or another haha

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chartreux1532 What is the appeal of this genre now that the internet exists?

    • @yourdaddy1189
      @yourdaddy1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@SaladofStones Less blue light from the screen

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kind of forgetting that not everyone uses the Internet to such an extent like we are, especially older generations

  • @georgematta1700
    @georgematta1700 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Still waiting for a Deathstalker III review damn it!

    • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
      @IanMHaraldsonDecker ปีที่แล้ว

      soon, we can only hope

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At dinner tonight, I found out the actress for two(!) main roles in _Deathstalker III_ ran for Senate in PA this year. Ironically, in her primary, she took 4th place.

    • @leminjapan
      @leminjapan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Statistically you probably have another 1-2 years to wait

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They finally watched Nukie so I think Deathstalker III is the next highly anticipated, fabled piece of garbage they'll watch

    • @abschu713
      @abschu713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MegaZetashe was also Ambassador to Denmark under Trump 😂

  • @MJamesRave
    @MJamesRave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    7:25 “no holes barred”
    Quietly in the background “shut up”

  • @timmehh89
    @timmehh89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I guess Rich Evans really was
    defeatable.

  • @cgo7395
    @cgo7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I appreciate that the nailgun massacre team at least considered that the pneumatic nailgun needed an air tank to operate, but it would also need to be powered by something...and would be loud as hell

  • @BAMikeyD
    @BAMikeyD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Is Dead Rich Evans replacing Alive Rich Evans?

  • @LadyAnalicia
    @LadyAnalicia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Slithis."

    • @joshgreenrules
      @joshgreenrules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aw. Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll.

    • @drewluedke2030
      @drewluedke2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My current Skyrim character is named slithus the deathstalker

  • @KevinLanigan
    @KevinLanigan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Appreciate the reupload, fellas. As someone with epilepsy, it's mighty fine of you to take the hit on views.

  • @incubus3069
    @incubus3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Over halfway through the playlist. I'm enjoying the history of best of the worst. 😉

  • @ChristopherCoxFilm
    @ChristopherCoxFilm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3226

    Jack really dropped the ball in this episode.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      CACox97 *slide-whistle*

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I thought he reached new heights.

    • @Trey2dope
      @Trey2dope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CACox97 boomboombahboom BRAAAAAaaaaaaa....

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Infra Red
      “He’s bad”
      Thank you 4th grader for your stunning insight

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Infra Red
      Interesting how you bring up a scientific degree when dealing with something as incredibly subjective as the perception of humor.

  • @pipepaz1670
    @pipepaz1670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    19:45 "I need to stop buying movies because..." haha wtf Jay

  • @keinonahkatakki
    @keinonahkatakki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I'm gonna miss Rich Evans. He was an ok guy.

    • @geensloth911
      @geensloth911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      keinonahkatakki I heard there are plans on bringing him back as a force ghost..

    • @esharp48
      @esharp48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No ones ever really gone

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@esharp48 Somehow, Rich Evans has returned.

    • @Amayziiin
      @Amayziiin ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re right... He certainly was a somewhat tolerable human being.

  • @THEBaldEagle1
    @THEBaldEagle1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Deathstalker 2. And Princess Warrior! It doest get any better than this!
    Monique Gabrielle is a NATIONAL TREASURE.
    Great Plinketto Trio of choices here!

  • @Astradyne
    @Astradyne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I'm assuming this is the "non-seizure" edit

    • @arcphlorhne
      @arcphlorhne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      precisely

    • @Astradyne
      @Astradyne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wiz There's barely any Rich Evans in this video, so I'm guessing they edited it out

    • @romera27
      @romera27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      too late... i am already at the hospital.

  • @XanosKnyghtshade
    @XanosKnyghtshade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    If Rich is dead, can I have his mediocre outlook on life?

  • @NotEliteGamer
    @NotEliteGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I expected Deathstalkers II OR Jack dropping the puck, but BOTH, that just made my day.

  • @Jordan-zk2wd
    @Jordan-zk2wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    6:29 "A very penetrating story"
    Holy shit wait a second... that's a double pun, on nail gun and rape, because the woman gets raped in the beginning... that might be the most tasteless thing I've ever seen on a movie cover. Goddamn.

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tasteless or marketing genius?

    • @TheGentlemanGamer
      @TheGentlemanGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That and the line at the end of the back cover "No holes barred."

    • @popedizzled_mywizzle
      @popedizzled_mywizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Lord! Someone call Human Resources on this slutty rape film because they have it coming.

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@milliondollarmistake Both. Evil genius.

  • @xShotgunSurgeryx
    @xShotgunSurgeryx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Rest in Peace Rich Evans. You were too pure for this world.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like too lewd sad really.

  • @stevensmithy699
    @stevensmithy699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Edit: For those curious, the song playing during the wet t-shirt montage is Strobe Visions - Truvio

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    If Rich is dead, can I have his t-shirts

    • @JonsCopyright
      @JonsCopyright 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      24 Frames Of Nick I call his PAC Man shirt

    • @cloudzack1090
      @cloudzack1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      24 Frames Of Nick sure if you want AIIIIIIDDDDsss

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I want that juicy Shaq meat shirt.

    • @peshozmiata
      @peshozmiata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They sold off the "Dick the birthday boy" shirt on eBay, didn't they?

    • @cloak5857
      @cloak5857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My work sells that Pac Man shirt and its on display prominently so I'm always thinking of Rich Evans.

  • @iancanaday7631
    @iancanaday7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Still waiting for this damn deathstalker 3. Come on already RLM.

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Two years later, still nothing :(

    • @zackzack5313
      @zackzack5313 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was on MST-3K. Make's ya think?

  • @Arandomfigure
    @Arandomfigure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I hope the re-up fixes the problem where Jack drops a ball.

  • @brandonivy8523
    @brandonivy8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Going on the clips, I'm wondering if Nail Gun Massacre was originally filmed with her as the killer then someone told them they couldn't or something so they cut a bunch of stuff and added a couple scenes with the new killer.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s a shame too because it woulda been really great if it was the victim taking revenge!

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, maybe someone said "we need a twist".

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music ปีที่แล้ว

      According to IMDb, they had to cut most of the script because of their low budget, which is why nothing makes any sense.

  • @theodoresanti5763
    @theodoresanti5763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These videos have such great rewatchability! No matter how awful my day is RLM makes me laugh so hard and makes me feel so much better.

  • @nope1018
    @nope1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Does Mike secretly live in his mom's basement? That mall katana is very suspicious.

  • @bobdude42
    @bobdude42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm with Jay on Deathstalker II, it's legit fun. I've watched it multiple times.

    • @bobdude42
      @bobdude42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nd4spd I guess you need to like silly cheezy movies with terrible acting.

  • @markgrehan3726
    @markgrehan3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Was amazed to hear that the actress in Deathstalker 3 is now the Ambassador to Denmark, a pretty crazy career.

    • @crunkgrunk5183
      @crunkgrunk5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      excuse me what?

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I legitimately cannot tell if you’re trolling or being serious.

    • @omaralonsolopez2593
      @omaralonsolopez2593 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I discovered this while article-jumping in wikipedia, and was also shocked. It appears she was also pretty bad at it too

    • @ScapegoatAngel
      @ScapegoatAngel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@omaralonsolopez2593pretty shocking that a doll from Deathstalker wasn't good at formally representing an entire country

  • @robertriter4077
    @robertriter4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I will never not hear the WKUK "Naaaaaaaaiiiiiiiil Gunnnnn" whenever a Nailgun weapon is used in anything ever.

  • @LordofNalicNod
    @LordofNalicNod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I dont think I've ever yelled "Project: Metalbeast" so much at my screen in my life, lol. I love that movie!
    Never heard of Princess Warrior but it was obvious that they learned about naming female characters from Troma.

  • @jakehall3563
    @jakehall3563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    You fixed all the flashing, yet you still didn't edit in Rich there the whole time

    • @jamesquinonez3914
      @jamesquinonez3914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don't worry, they'll edit him in later with CGI.

    • @RisqueBisquet
      @RisqueBisquet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would have loved it if they superimposed a slightly floaty Rich just awkwardly at the side of the frame and have him react to things slightly out of sync.

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:01:15 Josh's "Collective Soul" gag might be the most underappreciated joke in BOTW history

  • @Knttsq
    @Knttsq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When Rich Evans is not on screen everyone else should say, "Where's Rich?"

    • @zackzack5313
      @zackzack5313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and some answer...."He's dead."

  • @Sofnuuy
    @Sofnuuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    39:09 All those characters kinda looked like the couch line up. Jack, Rich, Mike with a beer, and Jay the small one lol

    • @WontonTV
      @WontonTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit I can actually see it

  • @richardherman4702
    @richardherman4702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Even TH-cam wouldn't accept Jack dropping the ball...

  • @BurnRoddy
    @BurnRoddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Twin Dragon Encounter is one of those movies you MUST see with Lord O' Mighty Len Kabasinski

  • @allluckyseven
    @allluckyseven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I LOVE REDLETTERMEDIA SO I'M GONNA WATCH THIS WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN!

  • @McCammalot
    @McCammalot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Aw, I'm sad Jay didn't get more love for his salt pun... 36:56

  • @joi781
    @joi781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Deathstalker Before Harvey Weinstein scandal blew up. Deathstalker II After Harvey Weinstein scandal blown up.

  • @oldschoolfbb
    @oldschoolfbb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Plinketto Board episodes are my favorite of Best of the Worst. The randomness of the selection process and lack of theme for the selection just makes this so enjoyable.

  • @alexandriasanders9499
    @alexandriasanders9499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    In deathstalker 2, the redhead wrestler is from Glow. Not the Netflix series but the actual league from the 80s. Just happened that, go back to your interesting lives

    • @retrogore420
      @retrogore420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's pretty rad.

    • @Unotuchable
      @Unotuchable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think she was named Matilda the Hun

    • @ghouldishanimal
      @ghouldishanimal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I believe the league was called "Glew".

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James Butko 🤣🤣

  • @zxq9419
    @zxq9419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "That was the weirdest Hee-Haw joke I've ever seen..."

    • @talesfromthebubble6327
      @talesfromthebubble6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know it's stupid, but the fact that they don't point out that the scene is referencing Laugh In and instead say Hee-Haw bothers me...

    • @ttimlake
      @ttimlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@talesfromthebubble6327 Hee-haw is the one that had the "Pop up out of the cornfield" jokes? I'm not sure what you mean by it referencing Laugh-In. Did they have a similar thing?

    • @talesfromthebubble6327
      @talesfromthebubble6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ttimlake You might be right about Hee-Haw having the pop-up skits, but Laugh In had the guy in the bushes who would look out and say, "Very interesting," of which Deathstalker did a lazy-ass impression. I know lazy-ass is the theme of the movie, so it does go with it.

    • @RMiddleton
      @RMiddleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@talesfromthebubble6327 After he said, "Very interesting..." I kept waiting for the required next line, "But stupid!" Ah well.

  • @sXeblues
    @sXeblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I've seen Monique Gabrielle in a couple of other movies... And while she's no great thespian, I'm inclined to believe she was acting badly on purpose, in Deathstalker II.

    • @Sammo212
      @Sammo212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Were you watching Planet of the Erotic Ape?

    • @jacobgutierrez864
      @jacobgutierrez864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      read that as lesbian at first

    • @sXeblues
      @sXeblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steven Simmons I haven't actually seen that one... Gonna have to look it up!

    • @sXeblues
      @sXeblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OutScreamer LOL

    • @nexusvideo
      @nexusvideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would have watched her reading the telephone book. She was that hot in the 80's. Her full frontal nudity in Bachelor Party and Amazon Women on the Moon would fry any straight male's brain circuits.

  • @CegeRoles
    @CegeRoles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    They should make Mike's scream at 10:17 into a stock sound effect.

  • @osuleo
    @osuleo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That was the weirdest Hee Haw joke I have ever seen". Gold.

  • @Moviesan69
    @Moviesan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mike almost doing a spit take at 18:07 is one of my favorite RLM moments.

  • @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35
    @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So I just looked this up. The director of Princess Warrior was a producer on Games of Survival, that other Lemrow movie.

  • @peteyoung3124
    @peteyoung3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I admittedly love the clips from Deathstalker 2 and have watched this episode a few times. I should watch the actual film

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should! It's cheesy fun that doesn't take itself too seriously.

  • @thebradman4662
    @thebradman4662 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:13 “Well, you just pissed me off.” I have no idea why, but that close up on Jack’s unamused face and then Mike chiming in with “He had time to put his penis back in his underwear” absolutely kills me 😂🤣

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Most random, unbeatable recommendation I've ever gotten.

  • @SneaksBL
    @SneaksBL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Guys I’m not dead it was just insurance fraud” LMAO. Love these guys

  • @davyfishystick8483
    @davyfishystick8483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My joy over finally getting to see Jack drop the ball was far greater than it should have been

  • @chriswhamilton
    @chriswhamilton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Why is Mike dressed like a greaser from the 50s?

    • @StevenOBrien
      @StevenOBrien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why not?

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      He is having a midlife crisis and wants to look like he did as a child. Well, at least what he thinks is his childhood because of the dementia.

    • @FunSizedDragon
      @FunSizedDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Dressed like."

    • @Brian-mi5kg
      @Brian-mi5kg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      woah i just realized mike and jay are wearing the exact same outfit (while viewing the movies)

    • @stephenporter4668
      @stephenporter4668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because they'll never defeat the cobras!

  • @jcrass2361
    @jcrass2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    WHY DOES JAY NEED TO STOP BUYING MOVIES?!?! we’ll never know

  • @MrTanukiD
    @MrTanukiD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Deathstalker 2 is my all time favorite best of the worst movie. I remember skipping school multiple times just to hang out and watch it.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    20:06 *Pure Cinema Magic*

    • @vancodling4223
      @vancodling4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will what are you doing here they'll figure out Sean Bean killed Rich! :O

    • @toebeee5168
      @toebeee5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      49:46 is pretty good too

    • @WILLPORKER
      @WILLPORKER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wowie

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅

  • @bajsmongo2000
    @bajsmongo2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    haha Jack just slowly going down behind the board is so good.

  • @abemrofchak
    @abemrofchak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'm changing my name to Jacked Zaat.

  • @OpenMawProductions
    @OpenMawProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    40:48 I like that idea, Mike. Something like Galaxy Quest meets Evil Dead almost. A one-liner cracking actor who get's hurled through a portal to a fantasy realm. It would explain away a lot of the goofy comedy and anachronisms to a point.

  • @daddydreet145
    @daddydreet145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i think nail gun killer started out with him killing for revenge, then developed a taste for killing or something. maybe i'm just looking for a plot. LOL.

  • @Skymarshal
    @Skymarshal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Hey, Princess Warrior was directed by a woman. That's actually really surprising.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's also a male name.
      Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac for example.

    • @Skymarshal
      @Skymarshal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah. It could be a man... but Lindsay for a man is pretty damn rare. Ashley as a man is more common I think.
      Maybe that's why these women agreed to do the movie, they thought it was a female director haha.

    • @Skymarshal
      @Skymarshal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Korbis They sure can haha. But god, making the women stand naked in that tube? A feel like a woman could have made that a little classier... As classy as you can make standing in a transporting tube...

    • @hailcaptain
      @hailcaptain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      IMDB lists "her" nickname as "Buster" so i'm thinkin' nah.

    • @jackheslop939
      @jackheslop939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lindsay is a man’s name. If it was Linsey, maybe.

  • @roberteaston42
    @roberteaston42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    deathstalker is seriously channeling bruce campbell from Army of Darkness