Best of the Worst: Merry Kick-mas!

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  • @petercollin5670
    @petercollin5670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4137

    Here lies David Caradine. He came as he went.

    • @Skyrocketpenguin
      @Skyrocketpenguin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      He died doing what he loved.

    • @sentteri
      @sentteri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That was actually Rich Evans, the master thespian. I had to google it, but Carradine is apparently dead.

    • @citation.needed
      @citation.needed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Hey, this is no choking matter.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Neil Murray don't get so choked up about it

    • @neuromantikz
      @neuromantikz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we all jerk off whats the big deal?

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Surviving Edged Weapons earned its place on the tree.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a Glowing Star, symbolizing the Star of Bethlehem...
      ...That also doubles as an EDGED WEAPON
      *Grabs it*
      *HIYAH!*

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like Rem Lazar deserves that spot but this might have been before they watched Creating Rem Lazar.

  • @carloscalzone8264
    @carloscalzone8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Rich Evans will never cease to amaze me. He can't properly enounciate "breasts" but has no problem saying "autoerotique asphyxiation" serveral times in a row. What a truly splendid man.

    • @enricomarelli2022
      @enricomarelli2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      what a truly splendid man indeed

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It's always easier to enunciate when talking about things we have extensive experience with.

    • @shugaroony
      @shugaroony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's because he himself has mastered autoerotique asphyxiation.

    • @Mickey377
      @Mickey377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      great point, Mr. Calzone

    • @aksebkato7170
      @aksebkato7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s really dedicated to the bit

  • @bloocheez3
    @bloocheez3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    That INXS joke has several layers. The damn album that "I need you Tonight" was on was even called "KICK"!

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

    I like this Mike afraid of edged weapons meme, this is the low quality schlock I subscribed for

    • @Mythos_Musik
      @Mythos_Musik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The sword through the door is what I'm scared of the most now.

    • @octosalias5785
      @octosalias5785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Another little thing I noticed is Mike's visible disgusted reactions to Rich's trademark laugh.

    • @madgeordierob7890
      @madgeordierob7890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ryukachoo
      Edged Weapons....IN THE HOUSE!

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      knife of the kickfighters

    • @sturmraven7434
      @sturmraven7434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Youd be afraid of sharp weapons too if you had the body of the michelin man

  • @ShadesAtKnight
    @ShadesAtKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    In the Cannon, Christmas or Crocodile and Kickmas specials, Mike manages to pick the one Christmas film, each time.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Not only does he pick them, but he also is in charge of describing the plot in each of them. I think he is personally responsible for the Christmas element in all of these episodes and I’m all for it

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why do each of the comments above have 14 likes, which is also one of my fav numbers? MIIIIKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      little known fact: Mike is a hard-core fundamentalist Christian. just a real Bible thumper

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the Cannon Christmas special?

    • @conorjohn490
      @conorjohn490 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@steveharvey2102he picked the shitty Disney knockoff where the bitch who runs an orphanage gambles all the donation money and gets electrocuted while wielding a chainsaw.

  • @5Detective
    @5Detective 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Someone should edit The Big Bang Theory and replace the studio laughter with Rich Evan's laughter.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      5Detective I plan on doing that with the Bicycle Man episode of Diff'rent Strokes someday.

    • @Mehlmo
      @Mehlmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      5Detective NA the show would still suck

    • @LordGihrenZabi
      @LordGihrenZabi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That’s happened already

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      How in the hell would you know when a laugh is supposed to happen?

    • @user-zw4wh1tm9x
      @user-zw4wh1tm9x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      th-cam.com/video/8QnEgjiVH60/w-d-xo.html

  • @benbotka8010
    @benbotka8010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    Nothing can describe how afraid I was when they showed the couch and Mike wasn’t there. Some fear death, others disease. Many fear losing those that are closest to them. I fear the day when I have to watch a group of Milwaukee film nerds bitch about Christmas movies for an hour and NOT seee Mike Stoklasa drunkenly staring into my soul from the other side of a computer screen.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same- I was afraid he had either a) drunk himself into hospital or b) was away having a happy time with his girlfriend....he's a character of wild contradictions.

    • @duckywinks
      @duckywinks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Shame,. Mike not being there would have been a subversion of expectations.

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew you before you became a nobody, also whats wrong with your face?

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I absolutely love this comment. Six years on, still relevant as ever.

  • @Straddock
    @Straddock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    What's ironic is that David Carridine breathes life into that bar scene

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He lights right up when there's booze around.

    • @elevationsickness8462
      @elevationsickness8462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Oh I get it. Because he died via autoerotic asphyxiation

    • @TheMartianrebel
      @TheMartianrebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@elevationsickness8462 He did? That's really humiliating

    • @Cyromantik
      @Cyromantik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And he didn't choke any of his lines!

    • @jmp01a24
      @jmp01a24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was Michael Hutchence that blew life into the scene. His final breath.

  • @belial6211
    @belial6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    I just want to point out how well Rich pronounces "autoerotic asphyxiation" every time.

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Practice makes perfect, as David demonstrated.

    • @kanesmith2855
      @kanesmith2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's all that is gonna be on richs gravestone

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Butbhe can't say martial right

    • @LeSensuel
      @LeSensuel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mrminecraftcubeable And you can’t spell "but he".

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LeSensuel i pressed b instead of space, it's a typing mistake not a spelling mistake

  • @Tboneman
    @Tboneman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    I was told by Rich Evans to comment on this video if I got that joke.

    • @nicholascortez728
      @nicholascortez728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      THE Rich Evens!

    • @randomhero523
      @randomhero523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I finally got the joke, after watching this episode many many times...

    • @shauncrawford6529
      @shauncrawford6529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Mike Sampat David Carradine and the lead singer of REM both died from autoerotic asphyxiation. Which is why they played the REM song there.

    • @kaseyvincent2639
      @kaseyvincent2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@shauncrawford6529 everyone from REM is alive... he's referring to the band INXS, sounds like in excess.

    • @shauncrawford6529
      @shauncrawford6529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kaseyvincent2639 your right. I always mix the two bands up

  • @TheKleptix
    @TheKleptix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Rich can't say plural breasts and Jay can't say singular breast, amazing synergy

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Mike's Surviving Edged Weapons PTSD is all I wanted for Christmas. 😂😂

  • @degarmotate152
    @degarmotate152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    The fact that there's enough consumer demand to justify having an emergency groin surgery clinic there gives me deeper understanding of the scope of alcoholism in Milwaukee.

    • @epicasperigus
      @epicasperigus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Haven't you seen surviving edged weapons? It's because of all the dick stabbing, man

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oddly enough, it appears that they photoshopped a New Zealand hospitals ED entrance.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Stick to the city level. No single human mind can comprehend the scope of alcoholism in all of Wisconsin.

  • @mariecarie1
    @mariecarie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I love how at 27:41 Jay went from bored out of his mind to childishly excited when the Christmas Light movie took that sharp left turn

    • @aaronthomas1420
      @aaronthomas1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I caught this too. It was so funny how much he suddenly dialed in.

    • @andylofi4448
      @andylofi4448 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do you know it was a sharp LEFT turn?

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like how he holds his hand up in that “Whoa whoa slow down” way

  • @megankolsen7245
    @megankolsen7245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "You know, I like plot twists that make the story less interesting." -Rich Evans

  • @isaiah2261
    @isaiah2261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Did something really embarrassing happen to David Carradine?
    EDIT: I see he has costarred in a Rob Schneider film :/

    • @hinder90
      @hinder90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Carradine has starred in worse, trust me. That man would do just about anything for cocaine. I love that they hav to point out that he was the star of Kung Fu because most viewers wouldn’t even know what that is, or why he was playing a Chinese Kung-Fu master. They just know he was in Kill Bill or something and died like Michael Hutchense. Dammit I’m old as dirt.

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He died of auto erotic asphyxiation......

    • @OAlemaozinho
      @OAlemaozinho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ass fixation is lethal now? fuck life

    • @gold3nrul311
      @gold3nrul311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or so it was reported...

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he really choked on his final performance.

  • @DocSmouse
    @DocSmouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The eternal words still ring true; "Ron Marchini CAN. NOT. ACT."
    - Len Kabasinski, 2014

  • @Renulin
    @Renulin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    At the end of the day, it's about subverting your family's expectations.

  • @ryanfrantz8994
    @ryanfrantz8994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    RLM is a show about family.

    • @sturmraven7434
      @sturmraven7434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You expected a good video?
      SUBVERTED

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That's what's so powerful about it

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A wonderful, loving family of hacks :3

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Xpwnxage But the real message is about the friends RLM made along the way.

    • @sevatarlives185
      @sevatarlives185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ol

  • @dr.jacksonbright5723
    @dr.jacksonbright5723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    18:55 “It’s just like ‘Night of the Kickfighters,’ but worse.”
    *Rich laughs so hard that Mike recoils away*

    • @mr.a8315
      @mr.a8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol! It gave him The Fear.

  • @ehcmier
    @ehcmier 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Ended up at Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

  • @hiurro
    @hiurro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    the joke at the end would have been better if the hospital was a miniature.

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And have a doctor or nurse say "I haven't seen that many pulled groins since church camp" in a Groucho Marx voice.

    • @fishblades
      @fishblades 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And then explodes

    • @pdlagasse
      @pdlagasse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or cobbled together from stock CGI bits.

    • @byz88
      @byz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if it blew up it would have subverted our expectations. Which is always a good thing.

    • @ZWKA1
      @ZWKA1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, even better, they showed even they could do signs. It subverted my expectations, which makes this instantaneously the best video i've seen in my entire life, despite the fact it has a very small re-watchable value to me

  • @TheRetroRenegade
    @TheRetroRenegade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Ironic how the episode began with Rich Evans trying to choke himself to death and then they watch a movie with David Carradeen

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@iamthebatmanxiii3574 *gaaaaasssssp*

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh wow I bet they didn’t even notice that!
      /s

    • @HayabusaPaul
      @HayabusaPaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is one of the coolest avatar/screen name I have ever seen!
      "Have you played Atari today?"
      Cheers from Canada

  • @jipefix
    @jipefix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "What does Santa need with a starship?" - James T. Kirk

    • @TheMostUninterestingMan
      @TheMostUninterestingMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jouni Lipponen *Shoots lasers from eyes*

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does God need with a dildo?

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ninjalokust There's a reason why it's called "The Milky Way", Jim.

  • @abdishakurmahboub3696
    @abdishakurmahboub3696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When I saw Rich hanging himself and the title I though it’s was Merry Kink-mass and Rich Evans was auto-erotic asphyxiating himself.

    • @MrMoonpopm
      @MrMoonpopm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abdishakur Mahboub - you weren't far off

  • @boog623
    @boog623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Mike and rich evans' chemistry is honestly half of what makes rlm so good

    • @OateyMeal
      @OateyMeal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half?

    • @Charon.1
      @Charon.1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@OateyMealin the bag

  • @TheBrendanMcCoy
    @TheBrendanMcCoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Mike trying so hard not to mention Star Trek: The Next Generation's crystalline entity.

    • @TheBrendanMcCoy
      @TheBrendanMcCoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh we got at least two Star Treks later anyway.

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Empress Dowager some sort of 'hack-fraud light being'

  • @jacobgutierrez864
    @jacobgutierrez864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Samurai Cop, Hollywood Cop, Space Cop, and now Karate Cop. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Each stanza rhymes with the other, if we can just get it working.

    • @jacobgutierrez864
      @jacobgutierrez864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lets petition to make the first B-movie cinematic universe: the Cop Multiverse

    • @jacobgutierrez864
      @jacobgutierrez864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lets start with murder cop vs hypocrite cop: dawn of kicks

    • @jacobgutierrez864
      @jacobgutierrez864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are we? Some kind of.... Suicide Cop?

  • @sadjohnny6120
    @sadjohnny6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    >Rich constantly laughing in every clip
    "I only got 2 minutes of entertainment"

    • @nerveagent1905
      @nerveagent1905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheRealJabbergeist diabetic warcry

  • @DarthEradicus5908
    @DarthEradicus5908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love that this episode was about family. I really subverted my expectations.

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is all about family, the Johnson family...wait....oh my god...TLJ was a long troll of RLM by the johnson family who paid a white guy to pretend to be rian johnson, we should have known that isn't how you spell Ryan.
      It all makes sense now, and we know what we must do.
      Masturbate to lesbian porn.

  • @JohnRazzle
    @JohnRazzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Mike is very rapidly deteriorating since Surviving Edged Weapons

  • @jamesworkshoppe
    @jamesworkshoppe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    “Karate Cop” should have been called “Post A-COP-alypse”

    • @mh13mini
      @mh13mini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Imagine Rich trying to pronounce THAT title

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Post A-Cop-Police

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Is anyone else excited for F* You, It's January 2018?

    • @inferi312
      @inferi312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Netflix just released a trailer for The Open House, and it looks like they ripped off The Inside - horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB #119. Coming January 19th!

    • @Binky6868
      @Binky6868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      usually they do a F* You, It's January every two years, so there might not be a new one this year :(

    • @gocsa
      @gocsa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RLM video about it coming out in March 2018!

    • @jodso116
      @jodso116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well they did “Fuck You, It’s Forever!”. I think that covers all years in perpetuity throughout the known universe.

    • @lagg1e
      @lagg1e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I thought "F* you it's FOREVER" was the last one. You know, because it is never not the time for F* you.

  • @veranish
    @veranish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    My wife owns "The Christmas Light" somehow. I was dying laughing and she recognized the plot!

    • @710moose8
      @710moose8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My uncle made it I can’t believe it!! I just found this!!

    • @DTog1
      @DTog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@710moose8 Does he have frisky fingers?

    • @YoutubeChannel-ol7zx
      @YoutubeChannel-ol7zx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A woman of taste

    • @josephglatz25
      @josephglatz25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@710moose8 Wait, wait, wait. You gotta tell us more!

    • @710moose8
      @710moose8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@josephglatz25 hahhh I’m happy to share anything! My uncle tried to get into the animation game in the early 90s believe it or not this isn’t the only cartoon made by the company. They were around for decades I actually worked for the studio for a couple years in my late teens hahah

  • @mrs_plinkett
    @mrs_plinkett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    had a terrible evening and cannot stress enough how much this video cheered me up even though I had watched it like three times before lol

    • @Rob_Saccamano
      @Rob_Saccamano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I'm hoping for tonight

    • @oldmoviemusic
      @oldmoviemusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rob_Saccamano i feel ya. hope it helped!

  • @GuildOfCalamity
    @GuildOfCalamity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    autoerotique asphyxiation in da HOOOOUUUUSSSSE!

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    But tell me how you guys _really_ feel about The Last Jedi.

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thewhatness they did in their review

    • @okok...ok.
      @okok...ok. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      thewhatness that's being saved for the plinkett review

    • @matthewlee567
      @matthewlee567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      strugen , I believe it did.

    • @arami187
      @arami187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr. Plinkette: The Last Jedi was the Worst Star Wars Movie ever made, it made Attack of the Clones look like Saving Private Ryan....

    • @Blockistium
      @Blockistium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't want to say that it's a mess... but it's _messy_

  • @RaSkipper
    @RaSkipper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The look that Mike gives Rich at 18:59.
    That's what true love looks like.

  • @RockedNet
    @RockedNet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Which year will it be when Rich sees a Christmas Tree in the studio that he just runs out of the building screaming and doesn't come back until January?

    • @TGill
      @TGill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great to see you here Luke!! Love Rocked!

    • @AstronomicEdits
      @AstronomicEdits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rocked the next time we see him he’ll just walk into Half in the Bag screaming FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY

    • @inferi312
      @inferi312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Speaking of "Fuck you, it's January!", Netflix just put up a trailer for a movie called The Open House, which basically looks like a rip of of The Inside - a horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB episode 119. Coming January 19th. Fuck everything.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO! He will be ECSTATIC to see the Christmas tree in an attempt to subvert our expectations. We will never see it coming. Because after all, RLM is a show about family.

    • @requiem4ameme2
      @requiem4ameme2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rocked Rich tries to run away every year, but the others drag him back into the studio and pump him full of horse tranquilizers before the shoot begins. He needs to lay off the Crystal Skull Vodka and Slimer Twinkies, so he can become fast enough to finally escape.

  • @muthesquirrel
    @muthesquirrel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'd have called Karate Cop 'Acopalypse'.

  • @ssmith1126
    @ssmith1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This post not affiliated with " Toy Story " in any way.

  • @WAXWANE
    @WAXWANE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Other than the fact that the Emergency GROIN Surgery Center (EmPalGroSuCen) was not a miniature, this was perfection. You continue to entertain and delight. I never miss a video.

  • @oldieal7032
    @oldieal7032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "In excess"
    *Plays "Need You Tonight" by INXS from the album "Kick"*
    I clapped. I clapped when I got it.

    • @MilkInTheBowl
      @MilkInTheBowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The lead singer killed himself via auto erotic asphyxiation, I think that’s most of the joke. . .

  • @parodysam
    @parodysam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Adam West is so damn charismatic in everything

  • @ChristopherCoxFilm
    @ChristopherCoxFilm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    This episode really subverted my expectations

    • @sirrobert2929
      @sirrobert2929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND

    • @RyanHall42
      @RyanHall42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *subversed

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It perverted my ejaculations

    • @johanneshavmo96
      @johanneshavmo96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, it was really satisfying the way it didn’t go the way I though it was.

    • @ZackaryGoncz
      @ZackaryGoncz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Really? Because they talk about Star Wars in every goddamn video on this channel. At this point, I'm watching these videos just waiting for it, then it happens, I yawn, and then move on.

  • @EvtheBread
    @EvtheBread 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Now, me personally, I found this episode subverted my expectations. Very cool.

    • @jediknightguy82
      @jediknightguy82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whole Grain Glop veryyyy cool!

  • @fishea
    @fishea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love how Mike’s attempt at a Star Trek Crystalline Entity reference got totally cut off and stomped on by accident

  • @IamPinhead
    @IamPinhead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I've been waiting a long time to get a clip of Richard Evans choking himself
    For reasons

    • @MrZDMan
      @MrZDMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is Rich Evans David Carradine reincarneted?

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya reminds me of church camp.

  • @theoiv
    @theoiv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Great quote "how did the best of the worst end up better than the last Jedi review". Such a great quote

  • @LTamazil
    @LTamazil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "There's no bras in the future" that's what George Lucas said *slide whistle*

    • @gumisharks5127
      @gumisharks5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mutestingray in a galaxy far far away! *slide whistle reversed*

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean... hopefully there will be an alternative.

    • @ciaragildea998
      @ciaragildea998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken George lucas volunteers his hands

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ciara Gildea I... I don't like that. I was thinking something more... comfortable.

    • @unholymalformationoffisto2131
      @unholymalformationoffisto2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ciaragildea998 All cold and brittle. Let the Lucas get a grip.

  • @landonny
    @landonny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I've been waiting so long for this I'm going to watch it on 0.25x speed.

    • @NoNonsenseInABag
      @NoNonsenseInABag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That So Landon ohhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuyyyyyyyy gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @luckysiren
    @luckysiren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Santa or Satan. thats next years schtick. make it so.

    • @ricksanchez6370
      @ricksanchez6370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Janell Rodriguez Hail Satan! And Happy New Year!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmmm
      If satan leaves you presents, maybe don't open them, ok? (It's most likely *not* gonna be candy and a Lego spaceship)

    • @wikkedawsome
      @wikkedawsome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      there are still a lot of bad David Carradine b movies to make fun of. so maybe "Christmas or Carradine" maybe with a title card in memory of david reading "he came, as he left"

    • @Slowbunaga
      @Slowbunaga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sorry fam. Cats

    • @GreatDayDnB
      @GreatDayDnB 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Slowbunaga my bet for 2019 = Christmas or Cognac 😂👌

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love Jay's dismissive "Yeah, that's cause that's Len."

  • @ghettofridge
    @ghettofridge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Unexpected Star Fox reference that almost everyone got.

    • @SnakeVenom3000
      @SnakeVenom3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you don't get it then you are too young for this channel lol

  • @WalkOnNick
    @WalkOnNick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "He died doing what he loved."
    David Carradine

  • @burrakooka7512
    @burrakooka7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    22:55 You know you've officially rewatched BotW on a loop too much when you recognise the Cybernator villain for the first time in Karate Cop kicks 30-40

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought it could have been the man who dusted deepthr0at

    • @TheeGrumpy
      @TheeGrumpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Is that Perry Ferrell? Oh, Cybernator."

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favorite is Ron Hall, Vampire Assassin, is in Pocket Ninjas during the VR sequence but they saw Pocket Ninjas way before and I doubt they would remember such a little bit... good find tho, the B movie ecosystem is so interconnected

  • @dedwendell
    @dedwendell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The fact that they released a Christmas episode 3 days after Christmas really subverted my expectations.

  • @nickorlove7848
    @nickorlove7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    27:41 is my favorite moment by far. That moment when Jay just quickly leans forward, his attention instantly grabbed as hes trying to figure out whats going on. Its amazing to see.

  • @tommytatt
    @tommytatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "He recorded his lines in july. He just really likes eggnog." Good joke jack

  • @aeronovus
    @aeronovus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Rich Evans' tribute to David Carradine in the intro was a wonderful Christmas treat.

  • @sunbro6998
    @sunbro6998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I can't believe Mike counted the kicks just to prove Jay wrong.

    • @prince_dogboy
      @prince_dogboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That's true friendship there! Lol

    • @LAKE_reader
      @LAKE_reader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      this was edited by jay

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sun bro that was hilarousn

    • @frumbo7394
      @frumbo7394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Edited by jay you moron. Stupid people shouldn't be able to make comments on this website

    • @TheHawkeyeful
      @TheHawkeyeful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@frumbo7394 If that were made official policy there wouldn't be any comments.

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Ron Marchini is from my hometown and was actually a fantastic karate tournament fighter during his day, seriously legit badass. While taking classes at his Renbukai studio/dojo/whateverthefuck, his movie, Omega Cop, was released "into theaters" and as a treat for his karate students, hosted an early screening at what was then the city's ancient movie theater. It was such a shit show of a movie, but fun to see someone you know in a movie, plus ADAM WEST.

  • @Jhonartist77
    @Jhonartist77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    All the star war jokes, love them, you subverted my expectations

  • @Funyaripka
    @Funyaripka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Happy to see RLM keeping the other Christmas tradition of "Mike Being The Only One Who Gets A Christmas Movie" alive as well!

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The whole Lurch Wizard of Oz conversation had me in stitches xD .
    "Sir, that lens has never been tested!"

  • @GreenSoap
    @GreenSoap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I got the joke.
    Although I didn't realize it was a joke.

    • @alysonlima5709
      @alysonlima5709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      that joke subverted my expectations...
      but you were expect me to saying that.

    • @xyonblade
      @xyonblade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've got to let you know, that joke... man..

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got that joke, hell I've subjected countless transients to it. Well 9 actually.

    • @andrewwise4877
      @andrewwise4877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      mechasentai the lead singer of INXS died from auto erotic asphyxiation.

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The hard part about autoerotic asphyxiation is you can never tell if your coming or going.

  • @jimborock2632
    @jimborock2632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is one of the best BotW episodes in so long. I couldn't stop cracking up. Unfortunately it reminded me too much about David Caradine's death. When I learned he died, I became really hung up about it.

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    It's too bad "Karate Cop" ended up being garbage, because the premise is intriguing. Theoretically, a movie about a lone cop restoring order to the lawless wastes while searching for the last working teleporter should be pretty sweet. There's tons of potential there for run-ins with mutants, raiders, and technology-worshiping cargo cultists.
    Also, I actually like David Carradine's performance in the scene he's in. He works as the sweaty, grizzled barkeep of a post-apocalyptic roadhouse. Although it's pulpy, it's also a lot more colorful than anything Ron Marcini does. If you wanted to do this movie right, maybe David Carradine's character could have been a martial artist prior to the war. Then he and cop guy could band together to go find the teleporter, giving them ample opportunity to mow down bandits _de_ _jure_ .

  • @_RT___
    @_RT___ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    so the 3rd movie has Adam West, but they didn't put his name on the box? huh?

  • @legodude146
    @legodude146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Rich’s suicide was filmed at the end of production but placed in the beginning. Rest In Peace my beloved.

    • @bryanh257
      @bryanh257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They replaced him with a clone actor rich

  • @mr.glitch3180
    @mr.glitch3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    OK, That "strip club" is clearly a Chili's. They stop panning just before the get to the Chili's sign on the wall. Pretty sure the interiors are shot in that same Chili's, too.

  • @uncleandysemporiumoffunk2867
    @uncleandysemporiumoffunk2867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I get so emotional durring the holidays these jokes are choking me up

  • @moof1280
    @moof1280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    At the end of the day, subverting your expectations is about family

    • @JJHewable
      @JJHewable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I clapped.

    • @anonymouss4635
      @anonymouss4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Powerful

    • @Trendyflute
      @Trendyflute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It took TWELVE YEARS. It's so good!!!

    • @whiteobama3032
      @whiteobama3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe the real subverted expectations was the family we made along the way?

  • @noahw66
    @noahw66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That short moment when Mike talked about Boglins was so cute. He seemed genuinely excited. =)

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    Did Logan Paul make this thumbnail?

    • @MMEZ1324
      @MMEZ1324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Slightly bad timing lol

    • @cameraman386
      @cameraman386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was looking for this comment, think they will change it?

    • @MMEZ1324
      @MMEZ1324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reuben Walby lol they most likely won't, it caught my attention because of the fact and I'm not even a viewer of this channel, everyone's just doing stupid shit for views, or it's just coincidence 🤔

    • @theoverlordofcats5511
      @theoverlordofcats5511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MMEZ1324 this was edit a long time ago

    • @antwto8784
      @antwto8784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's like he foresaw it

  • @Dalkalopagus
    @Dalkalopagus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    They should have built a miniature of the emergency groin surgery building at the end.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oww my groin.... Oww my groin...

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can only assume the attending doctors said something along the lines of "I haven't seen that many pulled groins since that summer at church camp".

    • @edwardraven8000
      @edwardraven8000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      and blow it up

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    4:43 Whooaa! Wow!
    7:37 Surviving Edged Weapons treetopper
    7:48 S.E.W. flashbacks
    11:29 📼 Movie #1
    11:44 Mike's Suburban Sasquatch & Rich's Penguin impression
    13:07 The punishment for not cleaning your room
    18:57 Mike is startled by Rich's famous laugh
    19:35 David Carradine's legacy per Jay & Mike
    22:31 The Kick Count
    24:26 How orginal 😶
    24:34 📼 Movie #2
    26:54 Me, me, me Ahahahahaha
    32:04 Not Frosty the Snowman
    34:31 📼 Movie #3
    36:41 Obligatory car driving off the cliff clip
    38:35 Hey ladies 😉
    39:46 It's Lurch!
    44:18 'splodey 💥
    51:04 Make sure to land directly on the fiery barrels
    51:35 Going down with the Jeep
    52:43 I have you now!
    54:20 BOTW

  • @seanneenan138
    @seanneenan138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I was waiting for this on christmas eve.... I waited and waited and waited and then went to bed sad and disappointed. You've ruined my christmas!

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your Christmas was a shitty Christmas because it had you in it, don't blame RLM for your mistake.

    • @supreme-dictator-donald-tr6611
      @supreme-dictator-donald-tr6611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There goes christmas

  • @oberkorn13
    @oberkorn13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm disappointed in Mike not working in ST:TNG when describing the evil snowman as a entity of crystals.

  • @jerryrose9472
    @jerryrose9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:50
    "Rachel! It's Lincoln and his goons!"
    -Robert E Lee-

  • @2T_Number1
    @2T_Number1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    GUN CHUNKS™

    • @WakingNightMayor
      @WakingNightMayor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Escaped Monster island, took down bin laden, survived multiple bite attacks from Perry Karamello, long live Terrifying Tim. Never forget.

    • @2T_Number1
      @2T_Number1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!!!! Ew ew ewwwwwww!!!! ;)

    • @WakingNightMayor
      @WakingNightMayor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      American hero

  • @mrniceguy3344
    @mrniceguy3344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "welcome to the show, Mike. This is what we do every. fucking. episode."

  • @Nergling
    @Nergling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Could this be my favourite RLM thumbnail of all time 🤔
    Yes, yes it could very well be.

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That weird moment where Red Letter Media turns into Boglinwatch and you can feel all the youtube channels you watch getting closer to The Great Conjunction where they all mold into one super channel that will destroy us all.

  • @gokugtsupersaiyan
    @gokugtsupersaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If you start watching Red Letter Media's "F**k You, It's January! (2017)" video at exactly 11:59:46 PM, Mike and Jay will shout "FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY!" at midnight. Can you think of a more perfect way to bring in the new year?

  • @Scott_Silver
    @Scott_Silver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This Best of the Worst was about family and that’s what made it so powerful!

  • @TomsThriftyLife
    @TomsThriftyLife 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    surviving edged weapons as the star!~ haha perfect

  • @EEKmusic
    @EEKmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    currently working on a rich evans laugh trap remix. wish me luck

    • @Megggamannnn
      @Megggamannnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EEK!
      Let me know when you're finished yo

    • @EEKmusic
      @EEKmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Megggamannnn it's up! It's my newest video :)

    • @lafan423
      @lafan423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gonna watch it after this is done

    • @EEKmusic
      @EEKmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      L.A.fan423 thanks fam!

    • @Valor06
      @Valor06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude, that shit was off the hook, nice work! :D

  • @stephtennis
    @stephtennis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I saw Night Of The Kickfighters in the theater and the “fuckin A!” might have been the biggest laugh.

  • @RockedNet
    @RockedNet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    INXS didn't even get that joke.

    • @JeonardShadby505
      @JeonardShadby505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rocked
      OH COME ON, SHOW SOME RESPECT! His name was Michael Hutchence, goddawmut!

    • @holyflutterofgod
      @holyflutterofgod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rocked damn this joke

    • @PolyverseCube
      @PolyverseCube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They left him hanging

    • @MonikaiMoniker
      @MonikaiMoniker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I got it when Rich candy cane strangled himself, then Again when David Carradine, infamous jerking off strangling death, came up, so third time was definitely Inxs-ive (bad jokes are contagious,sorry)

    • @trtx84
      @trtx84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Normally I get all of RLM's references but this time I choked.

  • @wy8766
    @wy8766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I see what you did with this one: You wanted a way to watch cheesy martial arts movies, but needed a way to make sure that no Steven Seagal movies could accidentally make it into the lineup.

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    42:38 The nonchalant way that the stripper continues her half-assed dancing throughout the entire fight really makes this scene so much more awesome. A true forgotten masterpiece.

  • @HugoBrophy
    @HugoBrophy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Thats me with the hat and cross bow in karateCop! Good times! Never thought I'd see myself on a rlm video!

    • @yatoimtop
      @yatoimtop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      any proof?

    • @hellokittykat42
      @hellokittykat42 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @HugoBrophy
      @HugoBrophy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey guys, i have some pictures of me on set somewhere ! Once i find them I'll send yall a link!

    • @RyanCreatesThings
      @RyanCreatesThings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You did a great job.

    • @HugoBrophy
      @HugoBrophy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Funnily enough this was the last movie i was ever in!

  • @kester13
    @kester13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Jay's editing at 43:42 subverted my expectations.

    • @scotteous
      @scotteous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Flash frame! These hack frauds screwed up again!

  • @cheeseandpickles4506
    @cheeseandpickles4506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That hard cut to Emergency Groin Surgery sign gets me every time. One of the funniest things I've ever seen, legitimately.

  • @SpiritSoulRecords
    @SpiritSoulRecords 7 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I am just here for the gay wedding

    • @johnsimpson1911
      @johnsimpson1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm ordering an ice sculpture...FOR YOUR GAY WEDDING!!!!

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just here for the A.E.A. jokes!

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They subverted so many of my expectations that I actually threw my hat into a sink full of hot water & I don't exactly know why... lol

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those donut perforators always put on the BEST shindigs! \o/

  • @FrancoisDressler
    @FrancoisDressler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Really guys? More David Carradine jokes? It's time to hang it up

    • @shawnmoore2989
      @shawnmoore2989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      TheVideoInvader You subverted my expectations, because at first I thought you were expressing your dissapproval of the autoerotic asphyxiation jokes, but then, to my surprise, you ended up making one yourself. What a tragic stroke of genius!

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah really, it's time for noose stuff.

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dunno some pun about choking the life out of the joke. It's 2 am I need to sleep. oh the worst part about autoerotic asphyxiation is you can never tell if your coming or going. Ok sleep now.

    • @shawnmoore2989
      @shawnmoore2989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jerking a dead... horse... phallus. there's joke in there somewhere I believe you are on to something.

    • @jasonglebe3235
      @jasonglebe3235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldn't hold my breath

  • @KomodoDad
    @KomodoDad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    And so, with the start of December, I begin my pilgrimage back to all the Christmas Best of the Worst episodes.

  • @Obnubilated
    @Obnubilated 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Is replacing being subverted by expectations?