Best of the Worst: Merry Kick-mas!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ธ.ค. 2017
- Ho Ho Ho! The group celebrates Kick-mas by watching some terrible action movies with people kicking on the cover and a terrible animated Christmas special where nobody kicks or does much of anything.
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Here lies David Caradine. He came as he went.
He died doing what he loved.
That was actually Rich Evans, the master thespian. I had to google it, but Carradine is apparently dead.
Hey, this is no choking matter.
Neil Murray don't get so choked up about it
we all jerk off whats the big deal?
Surviving Edged Weapons earned its place on the tree.
a Glowing Star, symbolizing the Star of Bethlehem...
...That also doubles as an EDGED WEAPON
*Grabs it*
*HIYAH!*
I feel like Rem Lazar deserves that spot but this might have been before they watched Creating Rem Lazar.
Rich Evans will never cease to amaze me. He can't properly enounciate "breasts" but has no problem saying "autoerotique asphyxiation" serveral times in a row. What a truly splendid man.
what a truly splendid man indeed
It's always easier to enunciate when talking about things we have extensive experience with.
That's because he himself has mastered autoerotique asphyxiation.
great point, Mr. Calzone
He’s really dedicated to the bit
What's ironic is that David Carridine breathes life into that bar scene
He lights right up when there's booze around.
Oh I get it. Because he died via autoerotic asphyxiation
@@elevationsickness8462 He did? That's really humiliating
And he didn't choke any of his lines!
It was Michael Hutchence that blew life into the scene. His final breath.
That INXS joke has several layers. The damn album that "I need you Tonight" was on was even called "KICK"!
hahaha... we're old and going to die soon.
this. oh. wait.
RLM are truly masters of comedy
bloocheez3 - brilliant! nice memory.
Nothing can describe how afraid I was when they showed the couch and Mike wasn’t there. Some fear death, others disease. Many fear losing those that are closest to them. I fear the day when I have to watch a group of Milwaukee film nerds bitch about Christmas movies for an hour and NOT seee Mike Stoklasa drunkenly staring into my soul from the other side of a computer screen.
Same- I was afraid he had either a) drunk himself into hospital or b) was away having a happy time with his girlfriend....he's a character of wild contradictions.
Shame,. Mike not being there would have been a subversion of expectations.
I knew you before you became a nobody, also whats wrong with your face?
Rich can't say plural breasts and Jay can't say singular breast, amazing synergy
A pair of boobs made for each other
The eternal words still ring true; "Ron Marchini CAN. NOT. ACT."
- Len Kabasinski, 2014
"You know, I like plot twists that make the story less interesting." -Rich Evans
At the end of the day, it's about subverting your family's expectations.
I just want to point out how well Rich pronounces "autoerotic asphyxiation" every time.
Practice makes perfect, as David demonstrated.
That's all that is gonna be on richs gravestone
Butbhe can't say martial right
@@mrminecraftcubeable And you can’t spell "but he".
@@LeSensuel i pressed b instead of space, it's a typing mistake not a spelling mistake
In the Cannon, Christmas or Crocodile and Kickmas specials, Mike manages to pick the one Christmas film, each time.
Not only does he pick them, but he also is in charge of describing the plot in each of them. I think he is personally responsible for the Christmas element in all of these episodes and I’m all for it
Why do each of the comments above have 14 likes, which is also one of my fav numbers? MIIIIKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!
little known fact: Mike is a hard-core fundamentalist Christian. just a real Bible thumper
That's because the Christmas light is inside him.
What about the Cannon Christmas special?
The fact that there's enough consumer demand to justify having an emergency groin surgery clinic there gives me deeper understanding of the scope of alcoholism in Milwaukee.
Haven't you seen surviving edged weapons? It's because of all the dick stabbing, man
Oddly enough, it appears that they photoshopped a New Zealand hospitals ED entrance.
Stick to the city level. No single human mind can comprehend the scope of alcoholism in all of Wisconsin.
Ended up at Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
I was told by Rich Evans to comment on this video if I got that joke.
THE Rich Evens!
I finally got the joke, after watching this episode many many times...
@Mike Sampat David Carradine and the lead singer of REM both died from autoerotic asphyxiation. Which is why they played the REM song there.
@@shauncrawford6529 everyone from REM is alive... he's referring to the band INXS, sounds like in excess.
@@kaseyvincent2639 your right. I always mix the two bands up
Ironic how the episode began with Rich Evans trying to choke himself to death and then they watch a movie with David Carradeen
@@iamthebatmanxiii3574 *gaaaaasssssp*
Oh wow I bet they didn’t even notice that!
/s
Oof
That is one of the coolest avatar/screen name I have ever seen!
"Have you played Atari today?"
Cheers from Canada
I like this Mike afraid of edged weapons meme, this is the low quality schlock I subscribed for
The sword through the door is what I'm scared of the most now.
Another little thing I noticed is Mike's visible disgusted reactions to Rich's trademark laugh.
Ryukachoo
Edged Weapons....IN THE HOUSE!
knife of the kickfighters
Youd be afraid of sharp weapons too if you had the body of the michelin man
Someone should edit The Big Bang Theory and replace the studio laughter with Rich Evan's laughter.
5Detective I plan on doing that with the Bicycle Man episode of Diff'rent Strokes someday.
5Detective NA the show would still suck
That’s happened already
How in the hell would you know when a laugh is supposed to happen?
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18:55 “It’s just like ‘Night of the Kickfighters,’ but worse.”
*Rich laughs so hard that Mike recoils away*
Lol! It gave him The Fear.
I love how at 27:41 Jay went from bored out of his mind to childishly excited when the Christmas Light movie took that sharp left turn
I caught this too. It was so funny how much he suddenly dialed in.
How do you know it was a sharp LEFT turn?
I like how he holds his hand up in that “Whoa whoa slow down” way
"What does Santa need with a starship?" - James T. Kirk
Jouni Lipponen *Shoots lasers from eyes*
What does God need with a dildo?
@@ninjalokust There's a reason why it's called "The Milky Way", Jim.
the joke at the end would have been better if the hospital was a miniature.
And have a doctor or nurse say "I haven't seen that many pulled groins since church camp" in a Groucho Marx voice.
And then explodes
Or cobbled together from stock CGI bits.
And if it blew up it would have subverted our expectations. Which is always a good thing.
No, even better, they showed even they could do signs. It subverted my expectations, which makes this instantaneously the best video i've seen in my entire life, despite the fact it has a very small re-watchable value to me
>Rich constantly laughing in every clip
"I only got 2 minutes of entertainment"
The creature commonly called "Rich Evans" is known by researchers to produce a number of distinct cries, each indicative of a different mood or feeling- such as amusement, sorrow, or boredom. The untrained ear, however, is often unable to identify them as separate, hearing only what has been described as "manic, high-pitched laughter, like that of a drunken child".
@@TheRealJabbergeist diabetic warcry
“Karate Cop” should have been called “Post A-COP-alypse”
Imagine Rich trying to pronounce THAT title
Post A-Cop-Police
Ron Marchini is the latest director / starring actor to wear a black tank-top-sleeveless shirt. RLM is psychic.
It's like a virus! O~O
Mike trying so hard not to mention Star Trek: The Next Generation's crystalline entity.
Oh we got at least two Star Treks later anyway.
@Empress Dowager some sort of 'hack-fraud light being'
I love how Mike’s attempt at a Star Trek Crystalline Entity reference got totally cut off and stomped on by accident
"There's no bras in the future" that's what George Lucas said *slide whistle*
@@mutestingray in a galaxy far far away! *slide whistle reversed*
I mean... hopefully there will be an alternative.
@@AFarmerCalledChicken George lucas volunteers his hands
Ciara Gildea I... I don't like that. I was thinking something more... comfortable.
@@ciaragildea998 All cold and brittle. Let the Lucas get a grip.
Mike's Surviving Edged Weapons PTSD is all I wanted for Christmas. 😂😂
Is anyone else excited for F* You, It's January 2018?
Netflix just released a trailer for The Open House, and it looks like they ripped off The Inside - horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB #119. Coming January 19th!
usually they do a F* You, It's January every two years, so there might not be a new one this year :(
RLM video about it coming out in March 2018!
Well they did “Fuck You, It’s Forever!”. I think that covers all years in perpetuity throughout the known universe.
And I thought "F* you it's FOREVER" was the last one. You know, because it is never not the time for F* you.
The look that Mike gives Rich at 18:59.
That's what true love looks like.
I love Jay's dismissive "Yeah, that's cause that's Len."
Mike is very rapidly deteriorating since Surviving Edged Weapons
RLM is a show about family.
You expected a good video?
SUBVERTED
That's what's so powerful about it
A wonderful, loving family of hacks :3
@@Xpwnxage But the real message is about the friends RLM made along the way.
Ol
Adam West is so damn charismatic in everything
I've had a boglin literally my entire life and never knew what it was until now.
My grandmother scooped the eyes out and replaced them with lightbulbs to make a Halloween decoration.
Brutal.
Your grandmother sounds awesome!
Pics plz
I love that this episode was about family. I really subverted my expectations.
It is all about family, the Johnson family...wait....oh my god...TLJ was a long troll of RLM by the johnson family who paid a white guy to pretend to be rian johnson, we should have known that isn't how you spell Ryan.
It all makes sense now, and we know what we must do.
Masturbate to lesbian porn.
Samurai Cop, Hollywood Cop, Space Cop, and now Karate Cop. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Each stanza rhymes with the other, if we can just get it working.
Lets petition to make the first B-movie cinematic universe: the Cop Multiverse
lets start with murder cop vs hypocrite cop: dawn of kicks
What are we? Some kind of.... Suicide Cop?
Mike and rich evans' chemistry is honestly half of what makes rlm so good
Half?
@@OateyMealin the bag
"He recorded his lines in july. He just really likes eggnog." Good joke jack
"He died doing what he loved."
David Carradine
"In excess"
*Plays "Need You Tonight" by INXS from the album "Kick"*
I clapped. I clapped when I got it.
The lead singer killed himself via auto erotic asphyxiation, I think that’s most of the joke. . .
This post not affiliated with " Toy Story " in any way.
22:55 You know you've officially rewatched BotW on a loop too much when you recognise the Cybernator villain for the first time in Karate Cop kicks 30-40
I thought it could have been the man who dusted deepthr0at
"Is that Perry Ferrell? Oh, Cybernator."
My favorite is Ron Hall, Vampire Assassin, is in Pocket Ninjas during the VR sequence but they saw Pocket Ninjas way before and I doubt they would remember such a little bit... good find tho, the B movie ecosystem is so interconnected
But tell me how you guys _really_ feel about The Last Jedi.
thewhatness they did in their review
thewhatness that's being saved for the plinkett review
strugen , I believe it did.
Mr. Plinkette: The Last Jedi was the Worst Star Wars Movie ever made, it made Attack of the Clones look like Saving Private Ryan....
Don't want to say that it's a mess... but it's _messy_
Rich’s suicide was filmed at the end of production but placed in the beginning. Rest In Peace my beloved.
They replaced him with a clone actor rich
had a terrible evening and cannot stress enough how much this video cheered me up even though I had watched it like three times before lol
That's what I'm hoping for tonight
@@Rob_Saccamano i feel ya. hope it helped!
It's too bad "Karate Cop" ended up being garbage, because the premise is intriguing. Theoretically, a movie about a lone cop restoring order to the lawless wastes while searching for the last working teleporter should be pretty sweet. There's tons of potential there for run-ins with mutants, raiders, and technology-worshiping cargo cultists.
Also, I actually like David Carradine's performance in the scene he's in. He works as the sweaty, grizzled barkeep of a post-apocalyptic roadhouse. Although it's pulpy, it's also a lot more colorful than anything Ron Marcini does. If you wanted to do this movie right, maybe David Carradine's character could have been a martial artist prior to the war. Then he and cop guy could band together to go find the teleporter, giving them ample opportunity to mow down bandits _de_ _jure_ .
When I saw Rich hanging himself and the title I though it’s was Merry Kink-mass and Rich Evans was auto-erotic asphyxiating himself.
Abdishakur Mahboub - you weren't far off
autoerotique asphyxiation in da HOOOOUUUUSSSSE!
The whole Lurch Wizard of Oz conversation had me in stitches xD .
"Sir, that lens has never been tested!"
27:41 is my favorite moment by far. That moment when Jay just quickly leans forward, his attention instantly grabbed as hes trying to figure out whats going on. Its amazing to see.
I'd have called Karate Cop 'Acopalypse'.
The fact that they released a Christmas episode 3 days after Christmas really subverted my expectations.
Ron Marchini is from my hometown and was actually a fantastic karate tournament fighter during his day, seriously legit badass. While taking classes at his Renbukai studio/dojo/whateverthefuck, his movie, Omega Cop, was released "into theaters" and as a treat for his karate students, hosted an early screening at what was then the city's ancient movie theater. It was such a shit show of a movie, but fun to see someone you know in a movie, plus ADAM WEST.
Incredibly, The Christmas Light actually has a sequel according to IMDb. That one is basically full length instead of 20 minutes though so I imagine it's just very boring.
Unexpected Star Fox reference that almost everyone got.
If you don't get it then you are too young for this channel lol
Did something really embarrassing happen to David Carradine?
EDIT: I see he has costarred in a Rob Schneider film :/
David Carradine has starred in worse, trust me. That man would do just about anything for cocaine. I love that they hav to point out that he was the star of Kung Fu because most viewers wouldn’t even know what that is, or why he was playing a Chinese Kung-Fu master. They just know he was in Kill Bill or something and died like Michael Hutchense. Dammit I’m old as dirt.
He died of auto erotic asphyxiation......
ass fixation is lethal now? fuck life
or so it was reported...
Yeah he really choked on his final performance.
OK, That "strip club" is clearly a Chili's. They stop panning just before the get to the Chili's sign on the wall. Pretty sure the interiors are shot in that same Chili's, too.
The Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is "How many kicks are in Karate Cop?"
Now, me personally, I found this episode subverted my expectations. Very cool.
Whole Grain Glop veryyyy cool!
Which year will it be when Rich sees a Christmas Tree in the studio that he just runs out of the building screaming and doesn't come back until January?
Great to see you here Luke!! Love Rocked!
Rocked the next time we see him he’ll just walk into Half in the Bag screaming FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY
Speaking of "Fuck you, it's January!", Netflix just put up a trailer for a movie called The Open House, which basically looks like a rip of of The Inside - a horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB episode 119. Coming January 19th. Fuck everything.
NO! He will be ECSTATIC to see the Christmas tree in an attempt to subvert our expectations. We will never see it coming. Because after all, RLM is a show about family.
Rocked Rich tries to run away every year, but the others drag him back into the studio and pump him full of horse tranquilizers before the shoot begins. He needs to lay off the Crystal Skull Vodka and Slimer Twinkies, so he can become fast enough to finally escape.
This Best of the Worst was about family and that’s what made it so powerful!
4:50
"Rachel! It's Lincoln and his goons!"
-Robert E Lee-
Great quote "how did the best of the worst end up better than the last Jedi review". Such a great quote
I've been waiting so long for this I'm going to watch it on 0.25x speed.
That So Landon ohhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuyyyyyyyy gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
4:43 Whooaa! Wow!
7:37 Surviving Edged Weapons treetopper
7:48 S.E.W. flashbacks
11:29 📼 Movie #1
11:44 Mike's Suburban Sasquatch & Rich's Penguin impression
13:07 The punishment for not cleaning your room
18:57 Mike is startled by Rich's famous laugh
19:35 David Carradine's legacy per Jay & Mike
22:31 The Kick Count
24:26 How orginal 😶
24:34 📼 Movie #2
26:54 Me, me, me Ahahahahaha
32:04 Not Frosty the Snowman
34:31 📼 Movie #3
36:41 Obligatory car driving off the cliff clip
38:35 Hey ladies 😉
39:46 It's Lurch!
44:18 'splodey 💥
51:04 Make sure to land directly on the fiery barrels
51:35 Going down with the Jeep
52:43 I have you now!
54:20 BOTW
You need help
Thank you for this
Nothing more amazing than to realize, 4 years too late, that I have the same knife that Jack is going to stick Mike with after the next black spine.
Was that a buck knife? Couldn’t tell.
That weird moment where Red Letter Media turns into Boglinwatch and you can feel all the youtube channels you watch getting closer to The Great Conjunction where they all mold into one super channel that will destroy us all.
This episode really subverted my expectations
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
*subversed
It perverted my ejaculations
Yeah, it was really satisfying the way it didn’t go the way I though it was.
Really? Because they talk about Star Wars in every goddamn video on this channel. At this point, I'm watching these videos just waiting for it, then it happens, I yawn, and then move on.
As soon as I saw the bar my thought was: "Meanwhile, on the set of Cheers..."
That short moment when Mike talked about Boglins was so cute. He seemed genuinely excited. =)
I can't believe Mike counted the kicks just to prove Jay wrong.
That's true friendship there! Lol
this was edited by jay
Sun bro that was hilarousn
Edited by jay you moron. Stupid people shouldn't be able to make comments on this website
@@frumbo7394 If that were made official policy there wouldn't be any comments.
I see what you did with this one: You wanted a way to watch cheesy martial arts movies, but needed a way to make sure that no Steven Seagal movies could accidentally make it into the lineup.
That hard cut to Emergency Groin Surgery sign gets me every time. One of the funniest things I've ever seen, legitimately.
I saw Night Of The Kickfighters in the theater and the “fuckin A!” might have been the biggest laugh.
GUN CHUNKS™
Escaped Monster island, took down bin laden, survived multiple bite attacks from Perry Karamello, long live Terrifying Tim. Never forget.
Yes!!!! Ew ew ewwwwwww!!!! ;)
American hero
My wife owns "The Christmas Light" somehow. I was dying laughing and she recognized the plot!
My uncle made it I can’t believe it!! I just found this!!
@@710moose8 Does he have frisky fingers?
A woman of taste
@@710moose8 Wait, wait, wait. You gotta tell us more!
@@josephglatz25 hahhh I’m happy to share anything! My uncle tried to get into the animation game in the early 90s believe it or not this isn’t the only cartoon made by the company. They were around for decades I actually worked for the studio for a couple years in my late teens hahah
27:48 there's something magical about watching four grown men struggle to grasp and analyze this scene.
And so, with the start of December, I begin my pilgrimage back to all the Christmas Best of the Worst episodes.
I've been waiting a long time to get a clip of Richard Evans choking himself
For reasons
Is Rich Evans David Carradine reincarneted?
Ya reminds me of church camp.
I'm disappointed in Mike not working in ST:TNG when describing the evil snowman as a entity of crystals.
27:40 jay snaps out of the fever dream and wakes up to fever reality
Not sure how I missed it the first watch, but it's so good that they ended this episode with a building that they edited a fake sign on just to show that it's totally possible to put a sign on a building without using a model.
Good catch. I actually didn't pick up on it. I was too busy rushing to read the comment section. Lol
Rich Evans' tribute to David Carradine in the intro was a wonderful Christmas treat.
This is one of the best BotW episodes in so long. I couldn't stop cracking up. Unfortunately it reminded me too much about David Caradine's death. When I learned he died, I became really hung up about it.
You deserve a ZING!
42:38 The nonchalant way that the stripper continues her half-assed dancing throughout the entire fight really makes this scene so much more awesome. A true forgotten masterpiece.
The Christmas Light looks like it was filmed inside a blank HL2 multiplayer map
I was thinking more along the lines of very, very early VeggieTales, just a bit creepier, and without the charm.
I swear it uses the same animation assets as the old MS-DOS era Theme Park game
I am just here for the gay wedding
I'm ordering an ice sculpture...FOR YOUR GAY WEDDING!!!!
I'm just here for the A.E.A. jokes!
They subverted so many of my expectations that I actually threw my hat into a sink full of hot water & I don't exactly know why... lol
Those donut perforators always put on the BEST shindigs! \o/
"welcome to the show, Mike. This is what we do every. fucking. episode."
Could this be my favourite RLM thumbnail of all time 🤔
Yes, yes it could very well be.
How did it take me 4 viewings of this video until I noticed that the cover of "Night of the KickFighters" features a boot with a goddamn circular saw on it?
"The important part is that Lurch comes in."
At the end of the day, subverting your expectations is about family
I clapped.
Powerful
It took TWELVE YEARS. It's so good!!!
Maybe the real subverted expectations was the family we made along the way?
The Christmas Light has such incredibly strong Ratboy Genius vibes.
So Rich Evans tries to choke himself before reviewing a David Carradine movie.
An act of pure genius
They should have built a miniature of the emergency groin surgery building at the end.
Oww my groin.... Oww my groin...
I can only assume the attending doctors said something along the lines of "I haven't seen that many pulled groins since that summer at church camp".
and blow it up
Jack was on Twitter talking about how much he liked The Last Jedi, which makes this 1000x more funny.
i mean its not terrible, its 50/50 and also an opinion
By conventional filmmaking standards it's bad. By classic Star Wars standards it's a dumpster fire.
it's hilarious that Night of the Kickfighters has Adam West as Bruce Wayne, who has retired from being Batman and Disguised his name as Carl so he can pay people to fight crime for him. lol
This is the best review of The Last Jedi.