Best of the Worst: Dragon Hunt, Tartarus, and Born into Mafia

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  • The gang watches three films made by filmmakers who have had previous films on Best of the Worst before. Will they live up to.... no.

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  • @BuggingonBeeroids
    @BuggingonBeeroids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    "Heart attack! Heart attack!" The idea of our heroes running after a man, cheering for him to have a heart attack is one of the funniest images I've ever imagined 😂 I'm crying

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      RIP Bubba

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's what you say when you're chasing a husky, sweaty man in the woods and you don't want to waste ammo, stab him, or spank him.

    • @UbiquitousNight
      @UbiquitousNight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      A cruel irony that two same-sex partners would be such bullies to a man for being different from them. :(

    • @Captroop
      @Captroop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That was amazing. It reminded me of Eric Andre screaming "Nightmare! Nightmare!" at the little girl tripping on LSD. But they're supposed to be our heroes.

    • @mattmccarthy1984
      @mattmccarthy1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      G

  • @terrasur4168
    @terrasur4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2773

    I can’t properly put into words how funny I found the couch sitting scene in Born into Mafia. The squeaking of everyone sitting down, the complete silence, and the host just awkwardly waiting for everyone to settle before suddenly standing back up. It’s the perfect scene, eat your heart out Goodfellas.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      "Just making sure the couch stills works".

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@amateurfun Scam artist? This man is a US Senator!!

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Vaporvice84 Just showing everyone how to sit in case they didn't know

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It looked like something you'd see happen in Sims.

    • @Heliosphan15
      @Heliosphan15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You’d think a director would say “well that clearly wasn’t right”. 😆

  • @dyne313
    @dyne313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3409

    I love how the character from Tartarus, no scam was too big or small. He scams an orphanage out of $40,000, and then sells an old lady a $50 video tape.

    • @friedchicken297
      @friedchicken297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      It's about the love of the game for him. Just being awful and day drinking.

    • @Ripcookiethief
      @Ripcookiethief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      That's business baby.

    • @DickBanton
      @DickBanton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@friedchicken297 Don't forget about all that crack he snorts.

    • @docholliday1112
      @docholliday1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@scottmckinstry1698 pure Bavarian nose-crack

    • @egg2520
      @egg2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Why do I find that kind of character so endearing? That's such a goofy evil trait for someone to have that I just love it

  • @predator47
    @predator47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3673

    Their resigned disappointment at the lack of homoeroticism in Dragon Hunt is my favorite part

    • @micksplace
      @micksplace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      The ball sucking and anal probing of Tartarus seems to have satiated their needs.

    • @theenglishman
      @theenglishman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@micksplace especially Jay’s.

    • @warhammerguy
      @warhammerguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They hoped the name "dragon hunt" was an analogy for the hunt for AIDS

    • @kurtdewittphoto
      @kurtdewittphoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would have been disappointed too. There can never been too much ATV sharing scenes.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DamnedSilly Homelander may disagree.

  • @jellyneck7978
    @jellyneck7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Kubrick, Coppola, Scorsese.
    McNamara, Wascavage, Versace.
    Legendary directors.

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Beautifully said

    • @oneinathousand2156
      @oneinathousand2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The only thing that would make it better would be another Deandra Brown film (I think she made another one? I don’t remember) but unfortunately since the guys had to take down their Diamond Cobra vid that’s unlikely to happen.

    • @jellyneck7978
      @jellyneck7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@oneinathousand2156 thats one of my favorite BOTWs. Its a shame they had to take it down. Someone else put it up on their channel. I dont usually click on RLM ripoff channels but ill keep watching that one every so often

    • @Delphiki78
      @Delphiki78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jellyneck7978 its my only downloaded youtube video and if it ever dissapears Ill spam it so hard

    • @nexviper
      @nexviper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except, and I was rather shocked to realise this, neither Twin Dragon Encounter nor Dragon Hunt are directed by a McNamara.
      With "The Real Twin Dragons" however Michael finally steps up from starring, writing and producing to also direct.

  • @jamesflowers8054
    @jamesflowers8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but I work with the guy who played the Red Skull of Death in Dragon Hunt. His name is Charles Ambrose and he is one of the nicest dudes you'll ever meet. He was also one of shedders soldiers in the first live action TMNT movie. He loves B movies. He's also a champion Judo Fighter from back in the day and is currently a power lifter. Great dude all around.

    • @bryansmith1691
      @bryansmith1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      The one shot they showed of a close up on his eyes was the best acting in that movie.

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      FWIW, I went to uni with spoon bending boy from The Matrix

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yes ok but what is you two actual job

    • @jamesflowers8054
      @jamesflowers8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Zontar82 security

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@jamesflowers8054 Please ask him to send signed headshots to the Milwaulkee Boys

  • @montanarose4622
    @montanarose4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Big fan of how Mike starts rubbing his face like a cat whenever he makes a bad joke, like he’s trying to scrub the embarrassment away.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He'd need a steel wire brush for the kind of scrubbing.

    • @toomanybrews7123
      @toomanybrews7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@oedipism386 Stop that right now.

    • @marc-antoinemarcoux697
      @marc-antoinemarcoux697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thats the same thing Jay does everytime he hear Space cop.

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My cat does this when he's taken a sneaky shit somewhere he shouldn't - maybe it's the same for Mike

    • @montanarose4622
      @montanarose4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@marc-antoinemarcoux697 just gonna tuck the thought of catboy Jay in the back of my mind for later.

  • @gregmeyers1386
    @gregmeyers1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    Me watching a movie: Ooh over 90 mins? I don’t have time.
    RLM releases anything: Time to watch right now.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Are you me?

    • @mikekz4489
      @mikekz4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Truth.

    • @SkullbreakerTaps
      @SkullbreakerTaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I didn't even check to see how long the video was before I started watching. I don't remember the last time I did that with a movie.

    • @21Arrozito
      @21Arrozito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Of course, RLM content is better than 90% of the movies/TV shows/series that come out today.

    • @iamcino
      @iamcino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I've already rewatched this episode. I missed important details.

  • @benjamincostello3932
    @benjamincostello3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    I can't believe they never mention that John from Tartarus is also poorly dressed cop from Suburban Sasquach.

    • @thewanderingtomato7674
      @thewanderingtomato7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      oh my god!!! you are right

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      "JOHN WHAT IS THIS JOHN"

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "MA'AM, CALM DOWN"

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've lost sleep over this fact.

    • @AWOL3000
      @AWOL3000 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      a true chameleon

  • @evanelston105
    @evanelston105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    People Online have called Redlettermedia “The Best Crime Movie Reviewers”

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I am a people online and I support this message

    • @acidfruitloops
      @acidfruitloops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@A_Toastonawhiteplate But....I thought you were a toast

    • @highhorseo7875
      @highhorseo7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      4/50 stars

    • @stevenshatswell53
      @stevenshatswell53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best people

    • @rexluna5430
      @rexluna5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bald mobster guy: HEY YOU GUYS I HAVE SOME EXPOSITION FOR YOU ABOUT YOUR INTERNET FRIEND IVAN WHOSE FATHER I MADE PROMISE TOO!

  • @johnsensebe3153
    @johnsensebe3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The best part of the iMDb listing for The Real Twin Dragons is where the page invites you to "Add a plot".

    • @Lu-db1uf
      @Lu-db1uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sharpeslass5452 ...add a plot.

    • @josepharmstrong1531
      @josepharmstrong1531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's gonna be hard to top the imdb plot description for The Last Vampire on Earth

  • @ExplodingThumbsTV
    @ExplodingThumbsTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    I would argue that the McNamara twins are themselves each half of a Neil Breen, or a "Twisted Pair," if you will.

    • @RetroDrew
      @RetroDrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ironically the Lead in Tartarus also had a twisted pair

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Neil Breen and Neil Breen are at least distinct characters from each other. And they have girlfriends who are more developed.

    • @biospark4758
      @biospark4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my god

    • @vxmlives
      @vxmlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      unfortunately they're the same half

  • @defvent
    @defvent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    Fun fact: Tartarus has a higher IMDb rating than Space Jam A New Legacy.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      That makes complete sense. WB should've put that movie out with the new Space Jam title on it and made billions.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      how embarrassing *slide whistle*

    • @chandara_kumar
      @chandara_kumar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Fair enough

    • @somethingsomething8511
      @somethingsomething8511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      So IMDB ratings are accurate, good to know

    • @pvthudson5069
      @pvthudson5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Deserved

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    "That was a long set up for a decent joke." Rich basically summarised Mike in a sentence.

  • @DoctorDex
    @DoctorDex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    I think Born into Mafia is a deeply personal autobiographical story.
    Like his dad ran an Italian deli but he wanted to make movies in America.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’m 100% certain you’re right

    • @EnderBanned
      @EnderBanned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "you were *GROOMED* to make hoagies."

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Versace is Russian. He was born in the Ukraine.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@plawson8577 Wouldn't he be Ukrainian then?

    • @moonknightish
      @moonknightish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@joelsmith5938 He was born in Moscow. In the USSR

  • @KOS_Nova
    @KOS_Nova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    I love when Colin has his own isolated adventures in Canada. It really expands the RLM-universe lore. We just need a crossover with him and Jim doing more Canada things.

    • @deathstr1ker6666
      @deathstr1ker6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The maple syrup blackface joke was golden.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Best remember;
      He IS a scientist for the Canadian Branch of Black Mesa.
      (Source: Top Secret re:View)

    • @zepdacat3766
      @zepdacat3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Asahamana Good day, eh.

    • @littleratchild6744
      @littleratchild6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah his work on tartarus was great

    • @PEZhead5432109876
      @PEZhead5432109876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@systematicrisk Col-Len Cunningsinski

  • @joelclifton6312
    @joelclifton6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I don't think they really loved each other, I think they loved themselves and couldn't tell each other apart.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The ultimate narcist, a twin is miles better than a mirror.

    • @slackerdenile8836
      @slackerdenile8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I never thought about Mike and Rich that way but it all makes sense now.

    • @meowsicle7463
      @meowsicle7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Incredibly chilling observation, well done

    • @KR-hg8be
      @KR-hg8be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slackerdenile8836 I wonder if Mike and rich argue about who is the better looking of the 2.

  • @KSignalEingang
    @KSignalEingang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    100% in Jack's camp regarding Tartarus. A scene where your unstable protaganist's drug dealer suddenly reveals he is a cop and holds him at gunpoint demanding to know *who his drug dealer is*? That's some straight-up Philip K Dick stuff right there. That's practically Kafka.
    And it's got body horror, "The Room"-level scenery-chewing, and bargain-basement CGI too? I am *sold*, baby.

    • @brettfawcett2306
      @brettfawcett2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That PKD analogy is perfect. That and the weird blend of sci-fi trappings with Gnostic-style religious imagery makes these clips feel oddly PKD-esque, and you’re right, the cop/drug dealer thing where you’re confused about what the hell is going on is very Scanner Darkly. Jack and Mike are totally on point about this.
      Maybe if they got the director of Tales from Genesis Space to direct it…

    • @brettfawcett2306
      @brettfawcett2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Also, based on these clips, David Wascally Wabit is not necessarily the worst actor. There’s something Q/Burt Ward-esque about him playing the smug, superior divinity figure.

    • @connielingus8385
      @connielingus8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks awesome.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jonsmith5058 Makes me feel slightly bad that the rlm crew said he should have been aborted

    • @Kokoawsum421
      @Kokoawsum421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think Dave Wascavage is a genuinely intelligent, cultured person, even if it didn’t come off that way in the behind the scenes video. He is just a very bad filmmaker

  • @Darkbeatdk
    @Darkbeatdk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Wow Colin’s CG effects are really impressive. He should do stuff like that for a living.

    • @darthteck
      @darthteck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I liked when the pen got zapped out of his hand. I was cracking up at that whole part.

    • @Nygaard2
      @Nygaard2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I knew Canada had vhs-tape regenerative technology!

    • @carlpott2961
      @carlpott2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nygaard2
      This whole ball game just got nuclear. Imagine if Iraq gets hold of this technology!

    • @Fisher_Films
      @Fisher_Films 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nygaard2 We have the technology! We can rebuild them!

  • @RandomPinguin1
    @RandomPinguin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    The conversation between Ivan and his dad is actually a shockingly realistic portrayal of conversation with Russian parents

    • @f.d.3289
      @f.d.3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It's a shockingly realistic portrayal of conversations with my Dad.

    • @captured_agent5714
      @captured_agent5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@f.d.3289 son are ya winning?

    • @hankhill7827
      @hankhill7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Son: "Papa, I wish to go to Amerryka, become big movie star!"
      Papa: "нет."

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its honestly giving me Wonder Woman 84 flashbacks

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "The TRUTH is, Ivan, you were meant to run this business. It is the TRUTH. You were groomed to take over the Family Business, and it is the TRUTH..."

  • @stiggy79
    @stiggy79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The protagonist in Tartarus is unscrupulous, but he's no Mrs. Mavilda when it comes to screwing over orphans.

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Now you're cooking with ga

    • @jrlaps521
      @jrlaps521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah he wasn’t so evil that he was struck by lightning by Santa

    • @skootties
      @skootties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      strange way to spell mistress vulva

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      There goes the children's money!

    • @jackmerrick7419
      @jackmerrick7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CHILDREN

  • @jorgamund07
    @jorgamund07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Poor Colin. Even when he isn't there to be tormented by bad movies, he still gets sucked into dealing with bad movies.

    • @kennypitts4829
      @kennypitts4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The price for being Canadian in a world of bad movies, including Canadian shlock; he is an ambassador of sorts.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Member when Canadian Mike and Canadian Jay were in an episode proper?
      Good times.

    • @sirspate
      @sirspate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was not prepared for the production value in that segment

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I choose to believe that Colin's close-up with his cheeks being blown back was achieved by Jim From Canada pointing a hairdryer at his face.

    • @yawn-entity
      @yawn-entity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i heard they needed someone to 'blow back colin's cheeks' and booked my flight

    • @MisterRivers
      @MisterRivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was a Bazooka Joe.

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just hope they didn't have to use Wascavage's vacuum in reverse.

    • @jessicazimmer8910
      @jessicazimmer8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Katelyn Rushe 😂 I support this.

  • @MrDevival
    @MrDevival 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The best episodes of Best of the Worst are the ones where the movie is so bad that the gang just writes another actually good movie, and this one goes 3 for 3.

  • @lyledal
    @lyledal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    "This film was in no way assisted..." means that they definitely asked for money, and they were definitely told NO.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I was thinking they wanted to make clear they received no government assistance intentionally . which seems to be in line with their philosophy.

    • @pvthudson5069
      @pvthudson5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Couldn't agree more, they were told where to go and no mistake.

    • @RPGDesignatedPaladin
      @RPGDesignatedPaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I took it more that they didn’t ask for any money because they hate the Canadian government for making MMA illegal. They probably put that in as a “fuck the government” type of statement.

    • @howtopeople
      @howtopeople 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I knew the twins and my dad was a henchmen in the Twin Dragon movies. They didn't get government help mostly because they didn't get any permits for anything. The helicopter explosion got the cops called and the prop guy went to jail for the weapons using live ammo. All the shot of bullets landing near the twins were actual bullets being fired at them. Mick and Martian are actually psychopaths.

    • @lyledal
      @lyledal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@howtopeople This makes perfect sense! Excellent!

  • @bugg7402
    @bugg7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    I love how Jack changes the story of where he found Twin Dragon Encounter every time its brought up

    • @Kwayzar_
      @Kwayzar_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jack, if you see this comment, is this a recurring gag or do you misremember each time? xD

    • @excessmaterial
      @excessmaterial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's a gag guys. Jesus...

    • @Dan-zj1hg
      @Dan-zj1hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's like the Joker's origin in the dark knight

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I choose to believe that he really doesn't know were these movies came from and his mind is to traumatized from the event.

    • @Ashen.Elixer
      @Ashen.Elixer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Rockman fan honestly, having seen/heard him on escapist, I'm 90% sure it's a running gag, 10% that they ask because he doesn't realize that he's misremembering a different story every time

  • @StudioHappyboy
    @StudioHappyboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    “So dark, thick and exotic, Justin Trudeau himself used it as black face makeup” made me crack so hard.

    • @Sifeus
      @Sifeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I lost my ENTIRE mind

    • @witchking8497
      @witchking8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everything I know about Science! I learned from RLM.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Men, find yourself a woman that loves you as much as Trudeau loves Blackface and virtue signaling.

    • @carny15
      @carny15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And after that he went after peoples funds when they called him out.
      Oh Justin

    • @aaronwebb1548
      @aaronwebb1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carny15 He really is a true hack and a fraud.
      And not in the good way.

  • @gmunny46
    @gmunny46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Does anyone else share my anxiety when Rich Evans does not appear within the first 5 seconds of a RLM video?

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Most days I don't see rich's smiling face I shriek with pain

    • @thehowlingjoker
      @thehowlingjoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I always assume the diabetes has taken him.

    • @thomasgiles2876
      @thomasgiles2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No, because he was in the thumbnail this time.

    • @beardandmisery8169
      @beardandmisery8169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaha, I went to the commentary section just for that.

    • @gmunny46
      @gmunny46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@thomasgiles2876 Rich Evans is the perfect clickbait. It does nothing to sedate my anxiety.

  • @SalmonTouchty
    @SalmonTouchty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    My heart skipped a beat when I didn’t see Rich Evans during the first film screening and then filled with joy when I heard his cackle at Mike’s joke before the 2nd film :) God bless you Rich Evans

  • @Dapstart
    @Dapstart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    when the twin dragon encounter bit started, I must say watching two assumedly gay men bully a fat guy was kind of disturbing. Mike and Jay shouldn't treat Rich so poorly

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Loved this comment bc it subverted my expectations fr tho🤣

    • @VsevolodYuminov
      @VsevolodYuminov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I clapped, because I know who Mike, Jay and Rich are. This is AMAZING!

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As the kids say, boom got ‘em.

    • @Ascarion1234
      @Ascarion1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@VsevolodYuminov Me personally, I loved this comment!

    • @Andyilmatto
      @Andyilmatto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      C'mon now, Rich is not that fat.

  • @reverendray3036
    @reverendray3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    As a Reverend, can confirm that posting this on a Sunday morning is truly doing the Lord's work.

    • @__-pn1jc
      @__-pn1jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hallelujah!

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Amen

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Vitaliy Versace/Sergio is known for his social commentary. Is it true if a man refused the body of chicken he's a vampire?

    • @supersorrystranger124
      @supersorrystranger124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Praise be!

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thank you for spreading the holy gospel to us hack frauds, you hack fraud. Amen 🙏

  • @argondrolf785
    @argondrolf785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    By no means did Colin need to go that hard for that skit, but he did and we love him for it.

    • @ecthroi
      @ecthroi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hashtag MoreColinSkits

    • @johnlewtas6833
      @johnlewtas6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ecthroi you know you can just put the actual character instead of typing "hashtag," right?

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@johnlewtas6833 # hashtag MoreColinSkits

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont love him

    • @dickthegimp4280
      @dickthegimp4280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't even know about that. There's so many of these ending bits I've probably missed because I'm usually asleep by that point. I can't help it. Mr. Evans' laughter is a powerful sedative.

  • @drgetwrekt869
    @drgetwrekt869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "come back and she has a bigger mug". Man if this Born into mafia was like a Top Secret spoof mafia movie, it would have epic success.

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Mc7ZTANuIOU/w-d-xo.html

  • @immortaluglyfish2724
    @immortaluglyfish2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    God damn this one's feature length!

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine if this, or any BoTW episode actually made it to theaters...

    • @paivikosonen7559
      @paivikosonen7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It broke new ground!!!!!!

    • @ieatbookz
      @ieatbookz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i came to the comments to say this

    • @amped333
      @amped333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow I didn't even realize the length because I was enjoying myself the whole time.

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paivikosonen7559 I clapped! I clapped when I saw it!.

  • @blinkbloodhound182
    @blinkbloodhound182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Almost two hour long BotW? Today must be a good day.

    • @nigelwestdickens6947
      @nigelwestdickens6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The US has fled Kabul, it is a great day!

    • @robertinogochev3682
      @robertinogochev3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nigelwestdickens6947 lol

    • @thesnorg1442
      @thesnorg1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nigelwestdickens6947 man, can you not? dont bring this in here

    • @Buddhaparsons01
      @Buddhaparsons01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THAY BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!

    • @thirdcoast6513
      @thirdcoast6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didnt even have to use my Ak

  • @megavolnutt4629
    @megavolnutt4629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The fact that Vitaliy Versace fucked up two different logos, in the exact same fashion, is still hilarious. Hooting Star Productions, in association with Versace Entertainmen, presents Born into the Last AIDS Vampire on Eart

  • @thecryptidkeeper9913
    @thecryptidkeeper9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Vitaliy Versace shooting such an important scene at a wedding venue is just silly. He should have shot it in the parking lot outside his studio like a professional.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly or in a car they're mob bosses

  • @jackwhite7955
    @jackwhite7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Hey, all this stuff about born into mafia is great, but what I really want to know is:
    1: does the son want to kill people?
    2: does the father have anyone he trusts?
    3: does the son have anywhere in particular he wants to go?

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      1. No.
      2. Yes.
      3. Yes.

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's subtle, but if you pick up the clues, you will find that:
      1. The son does not want to kill people.
      2. The father only trusts his son to take over the family business.
      3. The son wants to go to America.
      But again, you really have to be paying attention to catch this.

    • @busesimsek2105
      @busesimsek2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I lost my ability to breathe because of how hard I was laughing at that bit. The more they said it, the more I lost it.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    5:04 the Rich Evans laugh saves another sinking joke out of thin air, like a diving goalie

    • @danielsamper5176
      @danielsamper5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Where u been, King? What r u up to? (aside from watching botw)
      Miss your videos like you can't imagine

    • @ajness9526
      @ajness9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me at 3:30: I hope Rich evans doesn't have covid.....

    • @tzeege
      @tzeege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1:19:47 My favorite Rich Evans' laugh in this video

    • @vde1846
      @vde1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He lives!

    • @jabronijoestar7038
      @jabronijoestar7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god youre alive

  • @Swediepinoy
    @Swediepinoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The Vitaliy Versace segment is the best part of this episode. I have dug deep into this man's life just on his TH-cam channel, it's fascinating. The version of Born into Mafia on YT is uploaded with a version where speech bubbles appear above the characters, especially with the scene when Vitaliy meets his online friend's mother, to clear any misunderstandings from the DVD version. 😂

  • @ShakerSilver
    @ShakerSilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    (S)hooting Star Productions having a cut off letter is so similar to the Versace Entertainmen(t) being cut off on the novel of Last Vampire on Earth that if Versace wasn't so clueless I'd almost think it was an intentional prank.

    • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
      @ELEKTROSKANSEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg my thoughts exactly

    • @skootties
      @skootties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      maybe this will happen with every vitaly versace movie until the cut-off letters spell out the secret to immortality

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean there is the inner-RLM conspiracy that Vitaliy is just Mike taking his Sergio cartoon to the next level.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They should rename themselves to Hooting Stars tbh, it’s more catchy

  • @magdalena4gold
    @magdalena4gold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This video shows how special Neil Breen really is. His films are 4/4 for Best of the Worst, while most other auteurs of his level only have one great film in them.

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "Born Into Mafia" has an IMDB rating of 1.3/10. That's impressive.

    • @sudotablehead1659
      @sudotablehead1659 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's better than Gringo Papi. Impressive.

    • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
      @bodenlosedosenhose1590 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sudotablehead1659 Had to look up what that is. 1.1/10. Holy shit, that rating is even more abysmal. His other special isn't much better, either. 1.5/10 ...
      Maybe he should just admit to himself that he isn't funny. I saw parts of his first special. It was an atrocious experience.

    • @sudotablehead1659
      @sudotablehead1659 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bodenlosedosenhose1590 I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @Bawrabawla
      @Bawrabawla ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sudotablehead1659 I did not know who Gringo Papi was... until today. Now I know and i know why he is at 1.1. it is your fault. I blame you for my suffering.

    • @sudotablehead1659
      @sudotablehead1659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bawrabawla Nail me to cross and put salsa on me. I deserve to burn.

  • @Rasta8889
    @Rasta8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I love how the special effects that Colin no doubt created in his lunch break look way better than the stuff Dave Wascavage painstakenly put together over many months ^^

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@poopsmith6853 and also we are in 2021, with better access to better technology. Not that I think it would make much of a difference, just being fair. xD

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@samuelperezgarcia Exactly! I know the effects were bad but people often compare old video effects to modern CGI and you kinda can't. It's like laughing at the performance of a car from the 1920s while racing it against a car from 2021. There's better tech now and amateurs can do in weeks what million dollar movies took months or even years to do back then.
      But David's effects still suck ass lol.

  • @NotreDameSentiento
    @NotreDameSentiento 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Tartarus is basically someone watching Jacob's Ladder and thinking, "yeah, I can do that."

    • @The_October_Man
      @The_October_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      More like if they saw Jacob’s Ladder and thought it’d be better with aliens instead of demons.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I dunno. I got some Dark Seed ll vibes. That was a weird FMV-ish computer game that's so bad it's good. It's like the dude who made this movie had played the game and thought, "Dude, I could make a movie like that, but better. "

    • @The_October_Man
      @The_October_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mariecarie1 Think I’ve heard of that. Doesn’t that have stuff inspired by H.R. Giger?

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember that Jacob's Ladder remake? Also this, only the production lead was sitting next to him and nodding, saying, "I can get you up to 25 million." And yet, I'd rather watch Tartarus.

  • @Muninnnr
    @Muninnnr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Damn, nothing to watch..."
    *Sees 1h 40min BotW video*
    "Praise Rich Evans, for he hath answered my prayers!"

  • @KillerKadougan
    @KillerKadougan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I'd just like to point out that the "3002" sticker on the Twin Dragon Encounter box is there in the original review, Colin's sawed in half version, and the reassembled tape Rich gets in the mail. That's some commitment to continuity.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That's because it's the same tape, didn't you watch him repair it with advanced science?

    • @dieppat
      @dieppat ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No no no wait, I figured it out. It’s because they filmed everything in reverse, they had all this planned out years in advance.

  • @matesandorzalan960
    @matesandorzalan960 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Tartarus is straight up a Lynchian madness. I'm glad Jack and Jay enjoyed it. Rich was right when he said "Bad movies aren't fun unless the person who made the movie tried."

  • @callsign-kubrick9992
    @callsign-kubrick9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The joy that comes alive in my heart when I see a fresh RLM post...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear call

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      life has meaning for the next 100 minutes

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Born Too Late To Conquest The Earth
      Born Too Early To Explore The Galaxy
      Born Just In Time To Enjoy The Rich Evans

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Part of the joy that you get from these boys is their laughter and their... suffering?

  • @diegomorales8616
    @diegomorales8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Tartarus: "We're preparing you for judgment." I don't know. Constant torture seems like a clear judgment to me.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Starring" in that "movie" means you've been judged well in advance.

  • @alextworek5589
    @alextworek5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I think it's funny that, since I so often watch Best of The Worst (and other RLM content) while I'm cooking, my kids are going to associate the quality family time of Saturday morning waffles, Tuesday night tacos, even Thanksgiving feasts, with the sound of Rich Evans's distinct laughter.

  • @MathieuMeunier
    @MathieuMeunier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "They're Canadian. They all look alike to me." -Jay

  • @ferda9476
    @ferda9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Serious question: is Born into Mafia supposed to be a modern adaptation of Hamlet?
    There's an evil uncle who murders his brother to get his throne, and then sets his sights on his brother's son. The son gets disillusioned about the business as a whole, and wonders if any of it is even worth it. Meanwhile, he's being constantly plagued by visions. He's also got two interchangeable friends who are way in over their heads and are killed off unceremoniously.

    • @ShatteredTrousers
      @ShatteredTrousers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yond is brilliant! i concur wholeheartedly.

    • @briansmithwins
      @briansmithwins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You’ve put more thought into this than the writer & director did

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But Hamlet also tries to come of a crazy while trying to get a confession out of his uncle

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Annafyz how many time a day do you have to tell your dad you don't want to join the mafia instead you want to go to America?

    • @ferda9476
      @ferda9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@A_Toastonawhiteplate But what if his dad wants him to stay in the mafia, cause he was born into it?

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Having four characters quietly walk into a living room and all sit down, then take half a beat, then having one stand up to go get tea... I'm convinced that Vitali Versace is an alien.

  • @watersauce3998
    @watersauce3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I met Rich Evan's at the local Tums Festival and asked for his signature, all he did was belly laugh in my face which was ok too.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have a festival dedicated to antacid tablets?

    • @cobracommander8133
      @cobracommander8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@chadschmaltz9790 Yes, the Tums Festival is an annual gathering of Police Captains, desk sergeants, and diabetics.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That checks out

    • @Ibanez7s
      @Ibanez7s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cobracommander8133 and people with AAAAAIIIIIDS

  • @graemesmith6721
    @graemesmith6721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "I groomed you for this!" Ivan's father says, repeatedly. Well, not very well, apparently! If he'd actually been grooming Ivan to take over the family business, he would have had him blow a guy's brains out at age 12 or something, to get him desensitized to violence and killing. Sounds like the old man didn't lay the proper groundwork, so he's got no one to blame but himself that his son doesn't want to be a gangster.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He was referring to his hygiene, hair cut, and clothing. You can't be a slob in the Russian mob - no one respect you without brand name on clothes, mishko.

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs fucking lol

  • @bensantos3882
    @bensantos3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I'm from Wisconsin and it's amazing that a bunch of professionally talented men of now middle age are this popular talking about old movies. Don't quit or ever give up bestoftheworst!

    • @sadsdasdasdasddasd
      @sadsdasdasdasddasd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And you being from Wisconsin changes what exactly?

    • @b.lazing9923
      @b.lazing9923 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sadsdasdasdasddasd that people from Wisconsin are all hacks/frauds like the RLM guys? I dunno

    • @Denizu
      @Denizu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@sadsdasdasdasddasdYou know the saying: A man from Wisconsin can't tell no liesconsin

  • @kkellel1500
    @kkellel1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "What are you doing its just us in the studio today"
    Not two minutes later
    *RICH SCREECHING*

    • @syko2164
      @syko2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rich lives there with Mac remember, rich gets to be big spoon.

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    16:19 Dragon Hunt
    42:16 Tartarus
    1:05:10 Born into Mafia

  • @jakek1735
    @jakek1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I like how a major aspect of The Sopranos was that going to a psychiatrist was sort of a taboo in the mob world because it could potentially be viewed as a sign of weakness, and Tony was very paranoid about people finding out he was seeing one. But in the Born Into Mafia universe, the mob actually has psychiatrists on the payroll, just to convince people who don't want to do things that they should do them.

    • @JJW3
      @JJW3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So what? There's no stigmata these days.

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JJW3stigmata? Think you mean stigma, stigmata are the wounds that Jesus got when he was nailed to the cross, so holes in the hands and feet, and cuts around the forehead

    • @JJW3
      @JJW3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SkigBiggler You need to brush up on your Sopranos. "Stigmata" is the joke. That was a line from the Sopranos spoken by NY mob boss Carmine Lupertazzi in one of the episodes.

  • @PhilFromTheAbyss
    @PhilFromTheAbyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I showed a couple of friends of mine "The Last Vampire on Earth". They hate me now. I was considering showing them "Born into Mafia" next.

    • @kfogo7459
      @kfogo7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You clearly are in need of friends with better taste in movies

    • @mrdankhimself
      @mrdankhimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do it!

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Utoya Island is the worst Versace film. It's so tasteless. You don't make an action thriller out of a terrorist attack that targeted children. But Vitaly did it.

    • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
      @ELEKTROSKANSEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffredfern3744 ffs I had to google to see if this is not a joke. Now I want a Spotlight episode about it.
      I never knew this guy has so much credits to his name on imdb. I thought he was another Tommy Wiseau type of guy with one, maybe two movies made. Best discovery of this evening.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are on the fast track to being disowned by your friends.

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I have been waiting AGES for them to cover BORN INTO MAFIA, plus more McNamara Twin incest?!? Hell yeah!

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s the narcissistic feedback loop. I’m still wondering if it’s considered masturbation when it’s with your twin. One of lifes great questions

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freyav.5500 I know what that word means, I've seen Ouran High School Host Club!

  • @rabbitcoke
    @rabbitcoke ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It's funny that you mention a potential sequel to Born Into Mafia, because Born Into Mafia 2 does actually exist. Vitaliy made it. The second half of the movie is literally just ripped straight from Taken. Not even just the same plot points delivered in a much worse way, but word-for-word dialogue too. It's so brutally shameless and it's amazing to watch.

  • @andrewb4999
    @andrewb4999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Rich Evans was born to suffer for the amusement of the masses. A noble position.

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as it is his destiny

    • @SteelTwilight
      @SteelTwilight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's like a jester. Only, an embarrassing one.

    • @BenjamminFranklin.
      @BenjamminFranklin. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SteelTwilight the fool speaks the truth in the kings court, because he is beneath contempt

    • @ArtyomLensky
      @ArtyomLensky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Born into suffer

    • @ShakerSilver
      @ShakerSilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's his Tartarus

  • @Jordan-zk2wd
    @Jordan-zk2wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "That was a long set up for a decent joke"
    Ahh, I see you're familiar with Mike Stoklassa

  • @generallykaiden
    @generallykaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    the dialogue delivery from Born Into Mafia was up there among some of the best pornographic films.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, it's just so intensely erotic🥵

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pornos have more natural dialogue tbh

  • @svensorensen7693
    @svensorensen7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm surprised Mike didn't bring up the star Trek TNG episode "Frame of Mind" during the Tartarus discussion, as that's essentially what Jack's "Good version" of it was.

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The best Riker episode

    • @nilesraeadams
      @nilesraeadams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He either exercised commendable restraint, or is finally succumbing to dementia.

  • @stephengilloway6780
    @stephengilloway6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    It's a miserable wet Monday here in Dublin, and my heart lept for joy when I saw that the running time for this BotW was 1.40.23, cos I'll be spending it in the company of my fave reviewers, thanks in advance for putting a smile on my face

  • @walkerawhite4698
    @walkerawhite4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "Our heroes have now killed a friendly, fluffy dog." - R.Evans (2021)

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The best part about bald guys acting is the “nervous rock” where he’s like moving back and forth the whole time he’s talking.
    Like the shy kid giving a presentation.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or giving a presentation, but REALLY needs to take a shit.

  • @mfenn7325
    @mfenn7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Mike with that deep Simpsons’ pull - “let the fools have their Tartarus”
    *knowing smirk, tent fingers* Excellent.

    • @randallrecord6296
      @randallrecord6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lisa needs braces.... DENTAL PLAN!!

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn! I couldn’t remember where that was from. Good catch

    • @jackblack3718
      @jackblack3718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Let the fools have their Tartarus" sounds like something Mr Burns would actually say. Like if he was trying to be worldly and intellectual while giving people something he thinks would ultimately make them miserable.

    • @randallrecord6296
      @randallrecord6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Collin should help Cryo-frozen Mr.Burns with the cure for 17 stab wound to the back.

  • @DeathwishDice
    @DeathwishDice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I recently watched Marvel's Shang Chi in theatres. I was bored out of my mind, but was happily surprised to realize the plot of Shang Chi is basically BORN INTO MAFIA!

  • @frostythesasquatch
    @frostythesasquatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I’ve actually seen “Born Into Mafia”. It’s available on TH-cam. Y’all are in for a treat.

    • @SlipperyPeteClassic
      @SlipperyPeteClassic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's really rare (for me anyway) to see a BotW movie before they do and it's a totally different viewing experience.

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's gone now.

    • @joshhakey7705
      @joshhakey7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SlipperyPeteClassic same. They faked me out with Dracula 3000 in the April fool's episode, and they left out some of my favorite bits of Cybernator. I think it's funnier and there's more to it than they made it seem. Maybe I'm biased? It's weird.

    • @SpaceAgeDave
      @SpaceAgeDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshhakey7705 Well it seems they saved some laughs for us for if we decide to watch it for our selves so thats pretty cool.

    • @karasoth
      @karasoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean trying to pretend Jacksonville is LA and Russia is impressive

  • @Trowa71
    @Trowa71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Being from the Toronto area, I've gotta respect Colin's hustle to get that syrup. Saskatoon is a dangerous and wild land spoken of in legends.

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You say that, but being in possession of something so dangerous can only be considered irresponsible.

    • @Trowa71
      @Trowa71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ericv00 Not if you use it for something equally irresponsible like bringing Twin Dragon Encounters back from the grave. Then it cancels out. Like math or something.

    • @shinx115
      @shinx115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saskatoon is not where you go for maple syrup. It's where you go for Saskatoon berries. For pies and jams and such.

    • @giantgorilla2996
      @giantgorilla2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah but the money is not called "Canada dollars." Everyone knows it's called Canadian Tire Cash

    • @FleshNFaith
      @FleshNFaith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Real talk, if you find yourself in Saskatoon, go to The Rook and Raven, order the pork belly with Saskatoon Berry sauce. It is the best and only example of Saskatoon berries not tasting like disappointment.
      Also, Saskatoon is the opposite of dangerous. It's where bunny hugs are.

  • @chrisahearn789
    @chrisahearn789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I feel like Vitale Versace was the fredo of a mob family who wanted to go into the family business, but was so much of a fredo that they decided just to pay off any passion project he wants in exchange for using his studio as a laundering front

    • @thebearontheroof
      @thebearontheroof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *was the Frodo of a mob family

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wouldn't his studio actually have to make money in order to launder money?

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@miskatonic_alumni Maybe his mob family is pulling a Producers and is selling like 500% shares of Vitaly's movies knowing they'll flop so they can write it off on their taxes.

    • @kegmonkey5648
      @kegmonkey5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "There, now you're *technically* in the mafia, so quit bitching already."

    • @aaronwebb1548
      @aaronwebb1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikebliss3153 SPRINGTIME,

  • @Yaksniffer2
    @Yaksniffer2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    If these guys are gonna keep doing Wascavage movies, I hope they get to “Fungicide” at some point. That movie is absolute madness.

  • @STRZB001
    @STRZB001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Rich looks good. Healthy. I’m happy for him. Like seriously. This isn’t a sarcastic joke.
    P.S. Rich Evans, can you be The Godfather to my children?

    • @Zilch.0
      @Zilch.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just ask him to be your daddy. It's what you want. It's what we all want.

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you read his Wackipedia entry?

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zilch.0 , Rich the Birthday Daddy

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've always said Sexy Jay was just the John the Baptist we needed to prepare us for Sexy Rich.

  • @percivaldotburgers
    @percivaldotburgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:21:38 Man, that gag Jay describes is Top Secret! level humor and now I'm sad comedies aren't going for those types of jokes anymore

  • @Captain-Slog
    @Captain-Slog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love that the head of the Russian mafia wrote that warning note to his son in English before attaching it to his dead friend. Russian would've been far too hard for the audience to read.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell, you could've written it in Klingon and no one in the target audience for that film would've realized it wasn't Cyrillic script.
      *Star Trek reference!*

  • @NoUploadJustComment
    @NoUploadJustComment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Running after someone chanting "heart attack, heart attack" reminds me of the Eric Andre bit about chasing someone yelling "nightmare, nightmare..."

  • @ChargerBulldogs19
    @ChargerBulldogs19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Fun fact: Vitaliy Versace recently directed a film called Homie Alone (Renamed Beverly Hills Bandits) which is Home Alone but Ron Jeremy is one of the main actors. Mr. Maculkin needs to come to Milwaukee ASAP for a viewing

    • @RPGManoWar
      @RPGManoWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Iiiii don't think a review featuring noted absuer Ron Jeremy is a good idea given that it's gonna be nonstop cracking wise about what a scumbag he is aaaaand Maculkins history with that...yeeeeh

  • @9Stumpbuster
    @9Stumpbuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Damn near burst a blood vessel laughing when the mafia therapist whipped out that mega mug of coffee. The Room level set design

  • @jamesdenton3438
    @jamesdenton3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Jack's sudden wide-eyed "Oh no" to Mike's "David Wascavage" was hilarious in it's earnestness.

  • @RaptorMode
    @RaptorMode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Colin from Canada narrating at the end may be the funniest script RLM has ever written.

  • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
    @ELEKTROSKANSEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I would really unironically like to see the RLM crew interviewing Dave Wascavage and Vitaliy Versace. Maybe have them on BOTW too. I mean, they trashed Len's movie, then in the interview he turned out to be a really cool guy and a great addition to the BOTW crowd (I really like these two episodes he was on). So who knows? Maybe these two weirdos also would turn out to be just passionate low-budget movie lovers like RLM. Please make it happen!
    BTW the big missed opportunity in Dragon Hunt: the girlfriends should've been identical twins, too.

    • @4321IronMaiden
      @4321IronMaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I really wish they'd get Len back for another episode

    • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
      @ELEKTROSKANSEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kill4551 you got it right: you have to be zen about your work to fit the RLM crowd. I bet the hack frauds have seen a number of bad reviews of Space Cop - or, even more possible, they didn't because they so do not care - and never whined about "not being understood" or some other bullshit. Len seems to be totally aware of his movies being terribly low budget and embraces it, the dude is awesome.

    • @giantgorilla2996
      @giantgorilla2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They need to get the great Peter Iengo, director of PARTNERS

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ELEKTROSKANSEN What are you talking about Space Cop is a masterpiece.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I suspect Vitaliy is not the kind of person that can laugh at himself and appreciate critique in the same way that Len does. He seems like he might be a little more... delusional.

  • @TheDerpyBacca
    @TheDerpyBacca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Colin's bit at the end was really the perfect cap for the episode. I miss those wacky Canucks.

  • @PHDPool
    @PHDPool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Wow, I always thought crack was just heated cocaine but Mike got me questioning it and a quick Google reveals that it’s just a little more complicated than that. Kudos RLM, so educational

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Shout out to RLM for introducing us to new hobbies

  • @LittleMissLounge
    @LittleMissLounge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm probably going to Tartarus for laughing at the part where the guys groan as John is taking off his belt but are relieved when he is just going to use the belt to beat the other guy instead of what they originally thought.

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just imagine David Wascavage directing any movie which actually has to touch upon child sex abuse. That might be even worse than when Uwe Boll directed the comedic 9/11 bit in Postal.

    • @Canady117
      @Canady117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully...

  • @TheGIGACapitalist
    @TheGIGACapitalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The aliens have extremely innovative torture methods- such as leg punching.

    • @jacobellison1763
      @jacobellison1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well it was enough to get Rick James off of Charlie Murphy's couch.

    • @lukasmelric3789
      @lukasmelric3789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could get a Hell of a Charlie horse

  • @tracyh5751
    @tracyh5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "There's no one else here. It's just us."
    seconds later: *Rich cackling*
    minutes later: *Jay laughing*

    • @dickthegimp4280
      @dickthegimp4280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just electronic voice phenomena.

  • @megatronbison
    @megatronbison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "thats the worst acting I've ever seen"
    Worse than Diamond Cobra vs. the White Fox?
    Worse than the "I didn't call room service today" girl in Verotika?
    You almost have to be impressed at this stage

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      to be fair Jack wasn't there for those movies.

    • @SamuelCatsy
      @SamuelCatsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They can't talk about anymore since the actress/writer/director DMCA'd their review. (I mean, they could but why give her the PR?)

    • @megatronbison
      @megatronbison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SamuelCatsy thank god for the re-upload someone did of that. It's priceless

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@megatronbison Which also got taken down.

    • @megatronbison
      @megatronbison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Tetragrammaton22 someone linked to a backup on Reddit, so now I have it on a hard drive forever :')

  • @Demagogue88
    @Demagogue88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Jake should lose a little more of himself each time. In part 1 he loses a hand, in part 2 a foot, maybe in part 3 he loses an eye. Slowly over the series he dies by parts. In the last movie he's just a spleen that a necromancer channels his spirit through.

    • @guhhhhh9032
      @guhhhhh9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      by the final movie he is entirely metal so kickboxing is ineffective against him.

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's pretty much what happens to the villain of the Time Crisis games. Each sequel, he comes back with an additional cyborg part. It's amazing.

    • @notgonnapay
      @notgonnapay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Having joined with the forces of Tartarus posthumously, Jake has been reincarnated with one goal in mind: Destroy the McNamara brothers once and for all!

  • @willfischer6007
    @willfischer6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Isn’t “The People’s Private Army” a bit of an oxymoron?

  • @KoboldGamer
    @KoboldGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "Let the fools have their tartarus"
    Wow, Mike, I recognize a slightly changed Simpsons reference when I hear one.

    • @mrg3241
      @mrg3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was about to comment on the very same thing :)

    • @TinyBlurryMan
      @TinyBlurryMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which episode is it from?

    • @potatoeseeds6462
      @potatoeseeds6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TinyBlurryMan I think it’s a treehouse of horror episode where Kodos and Kane impersonated the two candidates running for president.

    • @jellyneck7978
      @jellyneck7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TinyBlurryMan homer becomes union rep. Lisa gets terrible braces because they lose their dental plan.

    • @TubbyJ420
      @TubbyJ420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jellyneck7978 DENTAL PLAN! (lisa needs braces)

  • @soadown5
    @soadown5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love how much effort went into a literal throwaway gag at the end lol

  • @flynnjaman
    @flynnjaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Me: Do you have “Goodfellas?”
    Blockbuster: Best I can do is “Born Into Mafia.”

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to move to America to live a normal life despite being groomed to become a gangster

    • @solanceDarkMOW
      @solanceDarkMOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frankmerker630 but i don't trust my brother to take over the family business, i only trust you. I groomed you for this.

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@frankmerker630 No, I don’t know. What, I groom you? I make you into mafia? Groom you how? How the fuck am I supposed to groom you?

    • @thylabyrinth
      @thylabyrinth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flynnjaman I'm gonna go do some groomin', do some groomin'.

    • @ByronLewis
      @ByronLewis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And there was nothing that we could do about it - Ivan's dad was a made man, and the internet friends wasn't.

  • @tobiwonkanogy2975
    @tobiwonkanogy2975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jack out here appreciating the crazy Tartarus as much as Jay loves creepy/weird horror. Scary film man. You guys go through Tartarus every episode for us .Thanks lads.

  • @hookedonphoenix3112
    @hookedonphoenix3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I have to say I was surprised by Tartarus. Yes it’s cheap and badly executed but is kind of clever in terms of reincorporation and having actual themes alongside clearly being a movie the director wanted to make. Rare qualities for BOTW and not what I’d expected from the maker of Suburban Sasquatch.

    • @jebbush6657
      @jebbush6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel like you need to rewatch suburban sasquatch lol, as awful as it was it had all of those same "hallmarks" that Tartarus does. Plus a pretty interesting if not bizarre finale. I dunno how you can watch his behind the scenes stuff and not also say it was clearly a movie he wanted to make, lol.
      Not saying you're wrong, just saying its kinda exactly what I'd expect from the maker of Suburban Sasquatch.

  • @BBonez24
    @BBonez24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can I just say Colin is amazing. The amount of effort put into making that even though he wasn’t a part of the episode is awesome

  • @WandererTheLost
    @WandererTheLost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "That was a long set up for a decent joke" could really describe most of what they do and I love them for it. Thanks Rich Evans!