Three weeks ago I was talking to a friend and Jasper Carrot's name came up. Some time ago my friend had partnered Jasper during a celebrity/amateur charity golf match. After the game they sat down and had a few drinks, and my friend stated that Jasper proved be a really top bloke. Coincidentally, my friend was plagued by moles on his, usually, pristine lawn. He used traps and all manner of things to get rid of them. In the end, a badger started digging his lawn up for worms and the moles cleared off. He is a bit of a wildlfie magnet, as he also had bats roosting in his garage. It was a bit of a worry when he was trying to sell the house.
Thanks for uploading this, i remember this when i was a child. i now have a place in the country and have inherited the bloody things !! ha ha thanks and take good care
I remember this too, the mole had me roaring with laughter and like you recall it went out live one evening and to prove it Carrott had a tv to show what was on the other channels and dared you to turn over and check it... I did.. other sketches and tales were funny but this was my favourite by far.
His Mole story helped me deal with a Rat in 2020, my late sister who was living with me believed it to be a large mouse and was feeding it Raspberries "Un be known to me" I live in a wildlife conservation area so poison is illegal, I tried everything known to man but the little shit defied everything so I thought last resort get the Jack Russell out one night, well that was a futile effort as he spotted Ratty and shot back indoors at 90mph and hid under his blanket JRT indeed, so back to square one, armed meself with my shot gun (Yes I have a licence) head torch on and waited around 3 a.m. up pops Ratty, you guessed it "BOOM" not only did I wake the whole neighbourhood up within a 10 mile radius I also shot a feck off big hole in the fence but I got the little sod, 15 minutes later I hear blue lights sirens, yep Police arrived and basically asked what the fluff I was doing my reply was "Rat, here's my licence" they left after saying try an be a bit quieter next time Yer right have ya ever tried to keep a 12 bore quiet obviously NOT, strange enough never had a rat problem since. Hope you enjoyed a real life story inspired in a way by JC
So the question now is have all of his rat mates given up and relocated to somewhere with lower calibre opposition or are they simply being thorough at planning the counter-offensive....
There's never as miniture black panther around when you need one! (I suppose he could call the SAS, and ask if they use one as a regimental mascot, and if they have, could he hire it for an afternoon?)🤭
Only one way to get rid of a mole - petrol generator with the exhaust going down a pipe into the hole and filled over to seal it up - useds a cheap 2 stroke engined one and it was funnier than carrot lol - grey smoke coming up for 1/4 mile down the side of the road , out of every mole hill as far as i could see then the neighbours plants started moving around , little bleeder tried to make a run for it and came out from under her plants but it was a gonna ....
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WHAT AR YOU DOIN CARROT!!
kills me every time 🤣🤣
Saw this live at his show some time in early 80s, absolute classic
Remember seeing this on the telly years ago. Thanks for uploading.
Thankyou.
I remember this from a kid and it's still funny.
I had 2 of his books , A zit on the side , and sweet and sour labrador . Both had me in stitches.
Don't point at the dog!!
Three weeks ago I was talking to a friend and Jasper Carrot's name came up. Some time ago my friend had partnered Jasper during a celebrity/amateur charity golf match. After the game they sat down and had a few drinks, and my friend stated that Jasper proved be a really top bloke. Coincidentally, my friend was plagued by moles on his, usually, pristine lawn. He used traps and all manner of things to get rid of them. In the end, a badger started digging his lawn up for worms and the moles cleared off. He is a bit of a wildlfie magnet, as he also had bats roosting in his garage. It was a bit of a worry when he was trying to sell the house.
Great story, thanks for sharing it.
Jasper is a great guy
He's so funny. Watched him live a couple of years ago and was in tears the whole time from laughing so much.
Nearly peed myself liztening to this so fumny
Thanks for uploading this, i remember this when i was a child. i now have a place in the country and have inherited the bloody things !! ha ha thanks and take good care
I remember this too, the mole had me roaring with laughter and like you recall it went out live one evening and to prove it Carrott had a tv to show what was on the other channels and dared you to turn over and check it... I did.. other sketches and tales were funny but this was my favourite by far.
jasper is awesome
Great comment.
Thank you, better than my badly recorded on VHS copy.
Eee moley, you can't beat a Carror. So many laughs.Thanks for posting.
Thanks for the nice comment, glad you liked it.
A classic, thank you
Thankyou.
His Mole story helped me deal with a Rat in 2020, my late sister who was living with me believed it to be a large mouse and was feeding it Raspberries "Un be known to me" I live in a wildlife conservation area so poison is illegal, I tried everything known to man but the little shit defied everything so I thought last resort get the Jack Russell out one night, well that was a futile effort as he spotted Ratty and shot back indoors at 90mph and hid under his blanket JRT indeed, so back to square one, armed meself with my shot gun (Yes I have a licence) head torch on and waited around 3 a.m. up pops Ratty, you guessed it "BOOM" not only did I wake the whole neighbourhood up within a 10 mile radius I also shot a feck off big hole in the fence but I got the little sod, 15 minutes later I hear blue lights sirens, yep Police arrived and basically asked what the fluff I was doing my reply was "Rat, here's my licence" they left after saying try an be a bit quieter next time Yer right have ya ever tried to keep a 12 bore quiet obviously NOT, strange enough never had a rat problem since. Hope you enjoyed a real life story inspired in a way by JC
So the question now is have all of his rat mates given up and relocated to somewhere with lower calibre opposition or are they simply being thorough at planning the counter-offensive....
Brilliant ❤
Glad you liked it.
Priceless
You know the only one way to get rid of a mole?
wonderful memory xx
Yes it was!
There's never as miniture black panther around when you need one! (I suppose he could call the SAS, and ask if they use one as a regimental mascot, and if they have, could he hire it for an afternoon?)🤭
Did you know ? Not only has Ireland no snakes, it also has no moles.
I'm here cause my dad said Jack Walten and Felix Kranken looked like the guys in this and acted like em kinda lol -
😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
Only one way to get rid of a mole - petrol generator with the exhaust going down a pipe into the hole and filled over to seal it up - useds a cheap 2 stroke engined one and it was funnier than carrot lol - grey smoke coming up for 1/4 mile down the side of the road , out of every mole hill as far as i could see then the neighbours plants started moving around , little bleeder tried to make a run for it and came out from under her plants but it was a gonna ....
If they did eat the mole, would be with or without Bovril?
With, of course. What kind of monster are you?!
@@SamuelBlack84 Only if they're a City fan ! 😀
Funny
Hilarious
It certainly is.
missing the punch line "someone stole my harmonica"
The cartoon Jasper looks more like Tom Baker.
Literally none of the things that these people supposedly roared in laughter at were funny.
Grow up.its called Humour.
funny as hell 35 years ago, still just as funny today. Its a live audience not canned laughter. get a sense of humour
Are you saying you doubt the people were laughing despite hearing them laughing?
It’s nowhere near as funny as your stand-up comedy show but then, what is? Hardly fair of you to match JC up with the comedy greats such as yourself.
You have to picture it in your mind to appreciate it.